There’s A Twitter Page Entirely Dedicated To The Dark Side Of Stock Photography And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Image on the right, "We give this death two thumbs up."

Reminds me of the fairy tale, Godfather Death. Death makes his godson a famous doctor, but he can only save people when Death is standing at the head of the bed. If Death stands at the foot of the bed, they're his to take.

agent of death lol

You touch her dude I take your ass

go listen to the podcast DR. Death...apathy, greed and bad medicine rule the US Medical system

This relationship just didn't pan out...or did it?

Its Rapunzel!!

First glance I thought it was Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner

This an advert for life insurance?

I have the same question every time, why would there be a market for these. Why?

Why isn't this one the more famous meme?

This poor guy he poses for some stock photos now he is a "known" as a jerk can't imagine the glares he gets in public.

The right way to do it ! Distract her attention, THEN gawk at other girls. :D

the meme!

What are the photo models up to today?

Reversed roles. "No more tweety bird!"

That is the worst Tweety costume I have ever seen.

this is literally what people do to birds. other people might find this funny/creepy but i think it just gives me another reason to hate humanity. if you have to have a pet bird, dont keep it in a cage all day.

oh how the turns have tabled

This is the way things should be

I know this guy... I use stock all the time in my job... this guy is in hundreds of stock photos

Is the guy in the wheelchair, the same "doctor" who was greeting "death" in the first pic? Or is it just me?

US healthcare be like:

he's always watching

I read Whitley Strieber's Communion as a teen. I woke up one night to see a tiny figure silhouetted in my doorway. It's the Grey's, I thought. Nope, my toddler brother. Scared the living hell outta me.

Alien abduction time

I laughed way too hard at this. I would totally wear that next to my husbands side of the bed when he woke up. (911 on speed dial, of course). Really not sure if he would ever forgive me.

"Sleep Paralysis"

mY BROTHER RUINED MY WII LIKE THIS! I HATE BALONY

I've heard worse, my cousin's oldest son filled the VCR with OATMEAL when he was 3 y/o. He had put a tape in it, the VCR ejected the tap so the kid figured the VCR didn't want the tape and fed it his breakfast instead

I always thought it was a coffee cup holder ...

the screen shows a pig with her piglets....

Just gonna say this isn't dark at all