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A sense of humor differs from person to person. Some like cringe humor, others enjoy sarcastic wit, and some are quite old-school in their taste, chuckling at the jokes from the funnies section. And then, there are those who have darker tastes. They find humor in things that others would deem unacceptable and inappropriate.

It's the dark humor-loving folks. And, oftentimes, these are folks from a certain subculture. Like the creators of this meme page, possibly, at least judging from the title they decided to choose. Truly, who else if not metalheads would be inspired by a metal band and name their meme page "I See My Demons Staring At Memes?"

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Dan St John
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true. Now fake faux news is claiming immigrants are stealing and eating people's pets in Ohio and the MAGA morons eat it up. The police call BS.

pfeils wife
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is true. I live in Ohio... no one is eating our pets FFS!

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Greg Wilhelm
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So excited for the debate tonight!!! Get his a*s Kamala!!!!

Nikole
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m watching it now. He couldn’t tell the truth if he tried. And he’s losing what little mind he has, which is just the icing. I want to reach through the screen…

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Judi Sherosky
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All who hate Fox usually are the Dems who eat the c**p the other side dishes out.

martymcmatrix
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶 Last night I heard my mama singing a song 🎶 Ooh we, chirpy, chirpy, sheep, sheep 🎶

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty creative.

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    pep Ito
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, as in Europe, you would not have to take out a loan to pay for your studies.

    Talis
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my European country, you can even do a forward deduction of the remaining student expenses and deduct them from the salary you get after completing study.

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    Ashlie Benson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably could. You can also write-off anything that is used for business. Have to look a certain way so got a haircut? Deduction. Have to have your nails done to look good? Deduction. There's a lot that people don't know because we can't afford a good taxperson.

    Chris Wilson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare say that once you become ceo of a company you can do exactly that

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Student loan payments ARE tax-deductible.

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    For those who are not that well-acquainted with metal bands, the title alludes to a song from American band Chelsea Grin, "Hostage." The creators of the FB page borrowed the first line of the song, which goes: "I see my demons staring at me now."

    I'll admit, Pandas, I'm no expert on being a metalhead, goth, or even an emo kid. The closest I got to belonging to a subculture was listening to Papa Roach and wearing knock-off Chuck Taylors in eighth grade. So, to know more about the "scary" subcultures, I reached out to an expert on the heavy metal culture, Keith Kahn-Harris.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, I have found Jesus to be wildly misunderstood by His so-called followers."

    Jon Steensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time he was seen, it was somewhere in the middle east. So I would say you are probably looking in the wrong place... But don't get your hope too high, it was quite a while ago (2000 years or so)

    Dan St John
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say he died for our sins, but three days later, he gets up and leaves.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant meme, and a bunch of great toppers. Way to go, Pandas!

    Nda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a plant called the wandering jew or as I like to call it the traveling Jesus.

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    Verena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not forget that the majority of the super rich got to that point because "smart shoppers" love cheap throwaway stuff, produced by underpaid workers aka slaves who work and live in horrid circumstances, not to mention the dead environment and rivers surroznding these factories.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... let's say I have a choice between two sets of shoes, they look more or less the same. One pair is of lesser quality, but will function well for at least a year. Other is of high quality and will serve for about 5 years, but cost 10 times more. Logically, I will take the cheaper ones and buy new ones each year. By the price of that one pricy pair, I have 10 years worth of cheaper ones. I do feel sorry for the workers, but I need to save up money where I can as well.

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    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband just had a third of his income removed at work. They just yanked the incentive bonuses and they want to know why employee morale is in the toilet. 🤷 He's looking for a new job. No one wants to work for nothing. If you make your employees feel their time is valuable they will have a good attitude.

    John Nelson
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even government jobs are not exempt. I had to quit my job as a police dispatcher many years ago due to the city playing political games with our paychecks. The city still have never paid me the $1500 in back pay they owe me!

    pep Ito
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe these jobs are public, and salaries and working conditions are determined by regional or national governments. No billonaires

    Birma Gustafsson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Verena, well said! I wish I had said it!! ❤️

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a business owner says no one wants to work anymore I ask what they're paying their employees. Then I tell em they're half right --no one wants to work for THEM lol

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The richest in the world now run the world

    Vikramaditya King
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good. Let's all go home and leave these useless jobs to anybody who cares, perhaps the migrants would do these dirty jobs. We can stay home and watch the TV. This would also made the dirty two dozen beg for alms in the street. We saw it in the China offshoring, right?

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    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like rain and storms. These are relaxing.

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the animals.

    Becky Samuel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals have lived with weather since animals first evolved. They'll manage.

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    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heathcliff? Where are you Heathcliff?

    NBH
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people in West don't realize that in hotter climates, rain and storms are actually quite relaxing and considered pleasent weather. This is considered to be the ideal weather in my country.

    Zephyr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but some people say " ooh rainbows and sunshine", you mean heat bright lights?

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thunder is interesting and lightening is a light show

    Mark Edwards
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lightning is fantastic. No screeching noises.

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    There's still a stereotype that persists to some degree that metalheads, goths, punks, and other similar alternative subcultures are all angry, scary individuals. They're either always serious or only like humor that's related to grim and sinister things.

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    But sociologist, music critic, and writer Keith Kahn-Harris says it's quite the opposite. As an academic who's spent his career exploring music scenes and heavy metal music, he's aware of the stereotypes people often put on certain subcultures. "Metal is often understood by its detractors to be humourless," he points out.

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    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should all get $400m from our parents. Then we could all fail at business and run for president.

    Probably Legal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are the only creatures that pay to live on the planet

    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person: I don't want mandatory overtime every day for 4 hours. I have kids! - Other person: So you don't want to work!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All creatures "work" to survive. Carnivores hunt. Most create ways of sheltering from predators. Some have arduous seasonal migrations or reproductive journeys. The biggest difference is that they work for necessities while we work partly for luxuries.

    Cootie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo, how does this happen without 'trading hours of their life' without working? You want an iPhone and tattoos - the people that make those had to work for you to have them - should they give you those for 'free'. It's your decision to work for things - you could go live in the woods and eat bark like a squirrel if you want to be free from the 'burdens' of life. BTW: the same laws of economics works for food, shelter, medicine, etc ...... NOTHING is free - it all costs somebody and they cannot provide you with what you want without reciprocation. I repeat - NOTHING is free

    Bill Marsano
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea. Too bad it doesn't work: never has and never will. Who, exactly, is going to provide those necessities free?

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best bumper sticker I've seen.."Jesus was a socialist".

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christians went from pretending to channel Jesus to 100% channeling Satan.

    Nikolaj Christensen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elitism: check, greed?: check, death, war, murder? In the name of politicians and religion? Check, check and check! Lying and thievery... Well THATS up for debate I guess... 🙄

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    Mary Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly this. Apparently some "Christians" are complaining that the Gospels are too woke.

    Probably Legal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Christian myself that tries to actually live like I’m supposed to, I use this every time I speak to any conservative

    SolitaryIntrovert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tighty-rightys think that Bible Jesus is actually "woke Jesus". They say they believe in the "real Jesus"

    Gen X Feral
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a guess, but is the "real" Jesus orange with bad hair?

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    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The majrotiy of Christians haven't acutally read the bible & follow Wish Jesus.

    April Pickett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As they have done to the Koran, it's pick and choose what you want to hear. Forget the other stuff.

    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an excellent episode of Behind the Bastards on this topic. Great podcast.

    WinterLady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communist and socialist are different things. This describes socialism not communism

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    RajunCajun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They invented this thing called a desk top computer that was going to reduce the work week from 5 to 4 days a week.

    Mark Edwards
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now we use so much more paper since the computer arrived..

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    Beachbum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much this! I have to do everything, and then my two days I have off, I have to do chores around the house, it is neverending, I don't get to enjoy anything it seems, cuz sundays rolls around, and you stat thinkg about work,

    Cerridwn d'Wyse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please also note that when the 40-hour work week became a thing it was an improvement on the number of hours everybody worked before that

    Slapdash1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gentle reminder that before the 40 hour week it used to be the 72 hour week.

    ENSJ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some politicians here want to up the amount of hours worked from standard 40 in 5 days to 48 hours spread over 6 days a week. As well as a yearly quota of 360 hours overtime that is paid at normal wages instead of overtime wages.

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    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to your Doctor and his nurse.

    Kakashisith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather work than do household chores and have a baby.

    Shelley Dawson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too right. I used to regularly work 60 hours plus a week. Had an amazing job. So a 40 hour week to me is luxury.

    Matt Wheeler
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    Wait, so you want stuff, but you don't want to work much for it?

    corey sevenker
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    Fine. instead of just working only 40 hours a week. You can go out a hunt or farm all of your food. make your clothes. shelter. and anything else you and your family need to survive daily. Every day. Bet it's more than 40 hours a week.

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    "In reality, while excessive seriousness isn't unknown, one of metal's best-kept secrets is that humour is an important part of metal culture," he tells Bored Panda. "It kind of counter-balances the darkness of metal and helps metal scenes maintain equilibrium. Even when metal artists and fans might seem to be po-faced, they are often highly aware of the ludicrous aspects of metal aesthetics and embrace them nonetheless."

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    1 year ago

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    char
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so... I live in the Mormon capitol of the world (I think you can figure it out from there) and I was forced to move here about a year ago and oh my goddddd everywhere you go, it's Mormon, almost everyone you meet is Mormon and the other day I heard a mormon guy talking about how great it is to "have a community where people can express their religion freely" yeah, dumbass, if you're the same religion as everyone else here! if I tried to publicly express a belief that was anything else, I would get rebuked before I could finish my sentence

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    Jessica Cooney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would LOVE for the church of Satan and Islamic leaders to go to all those schools where the STATE government has forced schools to include religion and pass out religious materials and offer to counsel the children.

    UKGrandad
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    Are you serious? Islamic leaders counselling kids? This is the religion that is banning girls from getting any kind of education from age 11 at every opportunity. The religion that had the then 14-yr-old Malala Yousef gunned down for campaigning for education for girls. The religion that has just outlawed the female voice from being heard in public - even if it's in her own home but can be heard by a man stood outside. Are you sure you'd LOVE to have them counselling your male children?

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    Wysteria_Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how the Satanist group was able to get the Ten Commandments statue removed from the Oklahoma State Capitol building. They had their statue they said should be put up because one religion cannot be favored over others in the government. Ten Commandments were taken down immediately.

    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the United States dealing with this garbage and we are a family of atheists. If they teach this c**p at schools, they better have an option for kids to opt out too. Freedom of religion should include freedom from religion. We've got a few power hungry loud mouths, who want to impose their ways on everyone, and there's no way it's going to work. Leave religion out of school, the way it was intended. We don't even have to worry about any of this bc Harris is going to win the election and Trump will go away.

    Be_ Heard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have kids but i totally agree with you. Religion should not be in schools. Ppl have their own beliefs. School is for education for future life stuff. The parents need to teach their kids Religion if they want them to know it. And like u said, ppl should be able to opt out - freedom of religion should be freedom FROM religion. I grew up extremely religious so i know personally wanting to be free from it.

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    ALittleKnownGoddess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign me up for the The Satanic Temple - a local org that promotes Empathy, Reason, and Advocacy. (or so they say!)

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US was, allegedly, founded based on freedom of religion, but what the Puritans really wanted was "freedom to impose our religion on everyone else".

    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Jesus would be horrified at how so many Christians are using his name to hurt others & CREATING A RELIGION. Seems to me Jesus didn't care for organized religion.

    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be AI. I doubt kids this age would even be able to sit still for the opening invocation.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hands give it away. AI never gets hand right.

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    Phoenyx Moonshadow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be honest, the outfits are kinda cute.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read a few books about Wicca, not enough to know everything about it obviously! But I love that it's Nature based, Mother Earth, Father Nature, and the 'Rule of Three' which is - whatever energy a person puts out into the world, be it positive or negative, will be returned to that person three times. (Although given what's happened to me in the last few years? Erm... But things are getting better!) Plus - 'Do as ye will and ye harm none' 🙂

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    Vera Diblikova
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoos is a brand for herd in whom every sheep believes in her freedom.

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fwiw, while this is true, i also wouldn't say that i was capable of paying attention to anything while getting my tattoos. you go into a sort of zen state if you're lucky, and come out of it several hours later when the session ends. that's not really what you want for someone sitting in a meeting, i don't think.

    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomers: About that whole "don't judge a book by the cover" thing...

    GigiBlu Vintage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This… so much this!! I need to remember this the next time my boss calls a meeting.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would one say that last line in that situation?

    Virgil Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you daddy was deemed inappropriate.

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    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like playing the Sims.

    The wee giant
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the sims you just summon the abomination called Jim Pickens.

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    Sunny Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at a lot of people today, yes.

    Mark Grant
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last line should be: God - you're welcome. Hahahahhahahaa!!!

    Rosecat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't turn out ok though

    Cass Malone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it needs done again

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    Kahn-Harris tells us that humor has a very special function in the metal community — just as in any other, in fact. "Humour is usually a key part of maintaining communities and scenes," he says. "It helps to bond people together, particularly when 'outsiders' don't see the 'joke.' As I say, humour is one of metal's best-kept secrets, and sharing in the secret can be a powerful thing."

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me upon waking up: "I hate everything and I wish I was dead."

    Gary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that doesn't happen.

    Alex Pope
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they need help with?

    Alex Pope
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    Brain-In-A-Vat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'You WOKE up !? . . . Go pray to Gun Jesus and he'll straighten you out . . .' /sarc

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goth matches. The best kind.

    martymcmatrix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it similar to these black »misfortune cookies«? 🤔 I also heard there is even black popcorn...🥠 ⚫ 🍿

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    Nikolaj Christensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly, the bridges you burn should be out of your sight BEHIND you, not lighting the way in front of you!

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will NOT rehire you and you're obviously OK with that.

    Ken Creamer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burned every bridge I ever crossed. No regrets.

    Courtney Christelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I find these matches? Not asking for a friend, asking for myself.

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    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remakes don't have the power to destroy things that you love. :)

    Internet wanderer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but they can. I didn't grow up with these, but I've watched Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones, and others get run through the ground and into hell in reboots and sequels no one asked for.

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    Sue User
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually dont get the " childhood ruined by remake" trope. If anything, my childhood has been validated because ten to one, the remake) reboot is inferior. So I got the best, not some bad copy.

    Shelley Dawson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My childhood was ruined by the Catholic nuns who controlled my education.

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, you could do what I do and just not watch the remake.

    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the remake most likely wasn't made for your generation anyways. Move on. The original isn't going to change (:

    Gen X Feral
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you ain't lying. My parents were tired of me complaining about having a hard time in school and wanting to quit. Of course I had undiagnosed ADD, dyscalculia and dyslexia. We ended up moving and they never enrolled me in school. I was 14 and spent 4 years just hanging out in my room watching TV and had absolutely no social skills. Remake or reboot my asss

    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing screws you up like family.

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    Also, who says metal music can't be funny? I have to tell y'all, I ended up falling into quite a rabbit hole when Kahn-Harris mentioned pirate metal. Bands like Alestorm and Rumahoy prove that metal bands don't take themselves too seriously but are still professionals at their craft. I can almost see the crew of the Black Pearl headbanging to "Give all your beer and your rum to me."

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    Zephyr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure Satan didn't write this

    Arkham Wohlfert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satanist's don't believe in Satan or god. It's a metaphor for embracing oneself in all ways that don't hurt anyone else. It is indeed, about learning to love oneself, and accept your desires, needs, strengths etc without some sort of leadership (such as religion) determining your value or behavior over your own convictions. Essentially, like the serpent in the garden, it's about liberating oneself from the confines and bliss of ignorance, acquiring knowledge of the gods, and opening one's eyes ro reality. So long as you are not harming anyone, Pretty easy and obviously more accepting, safer and more fun way approach life than many alternatives.

    Edith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is considered bad? Just because "right" religion can't use you as naive sheep anymore..

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to see the issue with this Satan fella

    Sky Render
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He undermines the doctrine of "do as you're told unquestioningly by those with power" apparently.

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    Gunnar Strandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like Satan gves really good advices🤷‍♂️

    Aud (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, who knew Satan could be so inspiring?

    Red_panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I may become a Satanist now....

    Ellinor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People often assume the worse of Satanism and Satanist people, but the way we see it is the Christian-based way, not what Satanism really is about.

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A church deacon once criticized me for playing jazz on the organ because "The bible says jazz is the music of the devil". Looks like Hell has the best music.

    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a motivational poster to me.

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    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to be rich enough so when i wake up feeling like c*ap, i can decide not to work that day

    RajunCajun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read an article once that said you can determine how rich someone was by the largest denomination of currency they are willing to walk past with out picking it up.

    PHOTOBOB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be pajama rich. I could go anywhere in my pajamas and no one would say a word cuz I am that rich.

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I age, I have every intention of being exactly as eccentric as I choose. It's fun let me tell you.

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I don't GAF what people think.

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    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And travelling. And freedom.

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freedom is an illusion unless you have Bezos level money.

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    EmJay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not having kids, thats whats better

    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband was talking about having kids. I told him with the money we earn now we are busy giving a good life to our cat. That spoilt thing probably costs us a quarter of what a human child does. So unless we start earning far more than what we have now, we can't think of a human kid in this house. And yes, he agreed. So no more discussions

    Je souhaite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also tell him that new parents sex lives are non-existent for a few years LOL that should nail it

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    Nikki138
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's my 💰 🤑 💸 💲 🪙 💶 though? Lol

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember that when you are old and alone.

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    Other metal genres, even if not so overtly humorous, can be funny too. Kahn-Harris gives us one particular example. "Power metal, while it might seem overly serious, is often highly knowing in its use of the ridiculous." There are even some insider discussions, with some claiming that "All power metal is dumb" and purists claiming that it can be still well-crafted and doesn't need to veer into stupidity.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need it for I Shall Wear Midnight!

    Virgil Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person of taste, in bookmarks and books both.

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    Edith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this used as bookmark in the bible..

    Tom Brincefield
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All over Amazon & Etsy, plus STL files for 3D printers.

    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lordt! 😳 I be waiting for Samara to crawl out talking bout 3 days

    Doozle bug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rectangular piece that goes into the book is quite thick and can crease the pages after awhile. Otherwise it’s great fun.

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    Sue User
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people in Hawaii had this. They had such abundance that it only took then 3 days to take care of business ( food, shekter, clothes ) and then had fun the rest of the time. The missionaries came and were appalled. Idleness brings the devil, etc. Beautiful, peacefull society, that everyone now wishes they had, ruined.

    Montanavanna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the book Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. Humans are enacting a story that puts us as exempt from the laws of limited competition. It is destroying our planet and our species. This cannot continue, only extermination awaits us. How can we change the story? It is probably too late.

    Birma Gustafsson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The few treating the many as slaves, getting rich on their work, while ruining the only home we ever had in universe!

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some folks case, too much idle time is dangerous

    Shelley Dawson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you hate it, change it. Don't complain, do something! Ah, but that's too much hard work. And you don't even really want 40 hours, not sacrifice.

    Abel
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    Hawkmoon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until V'ger returns (Hi trekkies!)

    Parmeisan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, look at that, it's debate night again tonight!

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days, even that doesn't seem fast enough.

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    Music blogger Charles in San Francisco writes how old-school power metal has always been kind of ridiculous. "Deep Purple doing songs about driving fast? Yes, they were seriously shredding, but their songs were even sillier than the old surf-band songs about fast cars — and they knew it!"

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    devotedtodreams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reasons to NOT hit the gym: there are other people there

    readingthequibbler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men interrupt me at the gym when I'm listening to my music. Had a man physically take my ear bud out once and try to 'correct my form'. Nope, no thank you.

    Orysha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never run in a straight line if you want to outrun the cops, they won't hesitate before shooting you in the back.

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    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seem to have swung the other way and I am one. The older you get, the more injustice you see.it’s up to the individual whether you acknowledge it or not.

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to be a little more conservative but today's conservatives have lost their God d*mn mind.

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    wuchi51
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my 70s and have always seen through the bs the rich republicans ladle out

    Mary Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, my boomer friends and my boomer family members are all hard-core liberals. My mom left the Republican Party in her 60's and started volunteering with NARAL. This bullsh*t agist boomer hating is annoying af.

    Michelle Tonge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was more conservative when I was younger. I am now progressive at age 66.

    Cuppa tea?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was conservative, leaning to right (not the nazi way), but older I get, the more I'm leaning to centre and left.

    Bartlet for World Domination
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it because you realize you will become dependent on other people?

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    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tail-end boomer - I'm definitely more liberal. It's like these idiots don't even realize who is cutting their social security & medicare.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All LABELS are suspect of being / becoming diluted and delusional ... choose empathy and VOTE accordingly.

    Sunny Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another generalization that is just not true. In my experience, the older you get, the more you are able to see through the bull excrement. Will they censor excrement here? They have gone a little crazy.

    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably depends on where you live.

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    Liz Downing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a boomer in my sixties. Still a liberal hippie.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I've grown older? I... Well, I've stayed the same. I've read all the various parties manifestos. Then go and vote. My personal views are mainly considered "liberal", which some do use as a put down, but I have ruined a vote ballot paper in local elections before now because not one single party addressed or were very against certain issues that are important and affect myself and a lot of others. Hey, at least I went and voted, even if I'm called "a lefty wing hippy Liberal"!

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    Angelshark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or...I dunno, just spitballin' here...maybe get with a guy who is educated.

    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG I almost swallowed my tongue 😂🤣😂

    devotedtodreams
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex told me that when he reads, it's at the same speed he would use when reading it aloud. I can't fathom that - I "hear" the words in my head too, but it still "sounds" normal.

    Mike m
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    He's trying to figure out how to spell in ebonics.

    "Tell me that Judas Priest, KISS, or Slipknot aren't secretly having a good chuckle over their exaggerated schtick," the music blogger went on. "And Rammstein? They give over-the-top a whole new meaning." Not to mention that some bands, like Iron Maiden, had some seriously dorky lyrics with imagery almost straight out of Dungeons and Dragons.

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wicked sense of humor! Love it!

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's mom lived to be over 100. By her 90s she was wheelchair bound, blind and deaf. She prayed to die, begged God for release.. Lived to 105 in misery. It's not funny to be old, helpless and suffering.

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    Marie Callender
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have waaay too much longevity in my ancestry. That's why I smoke. At some point, I'll decide how/when to go.

    Robyn Picknell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Who the hell wants to outlive all their friends and peers?! They have nobody to talk to about memories of you get days and better times!

    Vicky Phenny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's basically how my grandmother was until she passed the day before her 98th birthday.

    Artemis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ice age said it best "the spiteful ones live the longest" case in point my calico that enjoyed hurting my friends and me growing up, she lived to 18 had cancer twice and once barely ate for 2 months (she had food she just didn't want the kind of cat food she HAD GROWN UP EATING)

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my hubby and i used to say this when 'kids' (young folk) asked us for the secret of our long marriage......

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got locked up in the 80's, one of the guys I was in a cell with asked me if I was racist and that was (word for word) my response. I didn't want anyone asking for my smokes and it worked.

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes tell my man that he's the human being I despise the least ❤️

    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no time to discriminate, hate every m**********r that's in your way...

    Freefall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex would say this all the time. She was, in fact, very racist.

    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the Romans. They enslaved everyone, no matter their origin or faith.

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not hate any race, I hate people who make me hate people

    Mary Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate everybody I don't know.

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    Learner Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a roll of this aircraft repair tape. It's aluminium and very sticky. It's designed for this job and is very effective.

    Anne Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps. I just don't want to see it on my airplane.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a typical Boeing repair job?

    Celesta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repair?! Hell, this is probably typical manufacturing standards

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    Verena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as long as it doesn't start flapping, I would be quite confident. That stuff is evennin the cheapest DIY-version clingy as hell

    Ingrid Mackay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be afraid if it was lifting up like trumps hair at an outdoor press release

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont know where you are heading, but i hope it's landing SOON

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    You want more examples of ridiculous metal band concepts? What about Nekrogoblikon, an American metal band that writes songs about and from the point of view of goblins. The band formed in L.A. in 2006 and is still going strong today. "How you make the joke last this long is a good question," Charles points out in his article.

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    Pandora
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern problems require modern solutions.

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't afford that $400k house (median price) on a $70k wage (median wage), then you're just not trying hard enough 🤣

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be down for that. But that would be presuming at least 1 person in the world would like me.

    lisa_l_ross58
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not two men? Why is it always two women?

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I prefer a poly-amorphous lifestyle.

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is not such a bad idea LOL All women should have a hubby and a wife to cook and clean for them

    A.V.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three incomes AT LEAST!

    John Nelson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least make sure your wife and your girlfriend get along. But not so well that they'll conspire against you. :)

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    martymcmatrix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any captains around who'd like to explain this whole »woman and bear« issue (to me)? 🤔 🐻 🤷🏽

    Aldhissla VargTimmen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women where asked the question whether they'd rather encounter a bear or a man alone after dark on the street. Majority of women apparently chose the bear

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    Birma Gustafsson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most, and I mean about 89%, women prefer to meet a wild bear in the forest rather than an unknown man on the streets of a city. The reason is that a bear would at most just kill you, but a man could rape you, assault you, stalk you, murder you, and blame you for it, and get away with it.

    Fluffy Griffin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original question wasn't even about "meeting" man or bear. It was "would you feel safer alone in the woods knowing there was a man somewhere out there, or a bear". "picking the bear" isn't even because you want to be killed by a bear. It's because the bear will just walk away and you would never even know it was there!

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    Lynette Hannan (Lyn)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not so much that bears are safer, rather, it's that if you knew that each one were going to kill you you'd choose the bear because it would kill you and then possibly eat you once you were dead - but the man could/would torture you FIRST simply because you were a woman "ready for the taking" in their eyes. Each way, you end up dead. The bear doesn't degrade your humanity, it's simply a hungry animal. A man IS more likely to dehumanise and degrade a woman for his own gratification and then leave her to survive or die of the holocaust of her body without a second thought, not even the decency to end the suffering.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's face it, fellas, a lot of us are unbearable.

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... was this meme created by some incel, in response to the fact that women chose random wild bear encounters alone over random men encounters alone?

    Keira Pendragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk, that bear is lookin pretty snuggly for that. Seems more like points for the bear having been the better choice xD

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    Artemis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    word to the wise, don't do this, its actally a crime to interfere with certain bears and your messing up their hunting abilities and survival abilities when you feed and pet them, if you see a wild bear don't go for a social media selfie call your local zoo or animal control so they can safely relocate the animal, also if you see a baby bear don't go near it the mother is Always nearby and will maul you, if the cub is aandoned don't approach and call your local wildlife center ie; zoo, vetrinary hospital, or if you have on nearby a wildlife sanctuary

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harris should use this in the debate.

    Alyce
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    1 year ago

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    Why she thinks religion is a crock, too. Just like most of the shallow viewed people on this site

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    Sunny Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have often wondered what people in concentration camps thought about this. This is one of the stupidest things ever. What if you are caught in a burning building and can't get out? What if a litany of horrible things that happen to people? Where is god then?

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust fund kids will never know real life.

    frederick clause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you believe in God then it was God's decision where you were born and how much money you have.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEP! Part-N-Parcel of the whole Omniscient-N-Omnipotent thing. Also the root meaning of old testament word "blessed"

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    Bryn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or the wrong gender. or religion. or race. or sexuality. or skin color. (note: it is my belief that it's wrong to say there is a "wrong" or "right' one of those things.)

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liars and exaggerators makes him more super mad, take notes Walz and Harris

    Reddus Heddus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That quote is wrong...1 Corinthians 10:13 GOD is faithful, and s/he will not let you be TEMPTED beyond your ability...

    Lil Potato IS BACK!!!!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so money is the only thing that makes life hard/easy?

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was more important than YOU, sure. But God's primary focus is YOU, not where you were born or what you earned. So no, the last sentence is not true.

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    And what about other subcultures? The goths, for example, do they only laugh at things that are related to the underworld and the afterlife? The very aptly named What Is Goth? clarifies that goths have a sense of humor and love to laugh. "Goths love to laugh but their humour is more of the black comedy sort. They aren't sad because they like dark things -- dark things make them happy and inspire them."

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    VikingAbroad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the cruise ship ruining it...

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metal bands - and heads dress scarily and sing songs about hate and violence - and yet are usually the most friendly people you can find.

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we are! Sure, there are a-holes as well. But generally we are kind and helpful and rarely get in fights (at least in my country. Here, if there is heated arguments, they usually end with "well... wanna have a beer?" And then they drink together and move on).

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    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then in the Winter they get their seasonal depressions and write all the songs and in the Summer they will do gigs and play all the songs. 🤘🤓🤘

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now picture this scene in mid-January and you understand.

    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly recommend Enslaved, The way home documentary.

    Venezuelan Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but only like two weeks a year 🤣

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    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please tell me the song is on youtube. i want to hear it.

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you broke up over voicemail then you deserve the voicemail being made into a song

    Rae Reyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmzEiFao8ZQ This is what came up when I put "Kelly Scraps voicemail break up song" in the search bar. But apparently this is a whole genre.

    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh girl you better get those royalties.

    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You deserved it (:

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are living in "Interesting Times" to borrow from Terry Pratchett.

    Sue User
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, like older people didnt live through ww1, ww2, korea, vietnam, hitler, pol pot, violent revolution for independance from colonialism, cuban missle crisis, building berlin wall, lining up for gas, aids crisis, students killed by National Guard, and crushing inflation in 70s. Every generation lives through crisis ( just like now ) . Its just we had it relatively good for a few years in 90s during the computer revolution ( i dont know why that seismic shift doesnt have name like industrial revolution ) before it all went to s**t again.

    Pandora
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sick of, "interesting times"! I want mundane times!

    Gen X Feral
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I say that all the time. Can I just go back to my garden variety sucky life ffs??? This new and improved version of hell on earth is just too much

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    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange how once a millennia or once a century things happen every 10 to 20 years.

    Liz Downing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone who is older has lived through just as many and so many more!

    Verena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of the past 700 years in this region was boring. (Old) Zealand did not even really exist back then. The Romans left 1500 years ago, too swampy.

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sad how so many have gone numb to it all.

    Max Fox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to, say, the people born in the early 1900s, who saw WWI and WWII, the Russian Civil War, the Spanish Civil War, the collapse of the Russian Empire, the Chinese Empire, the Ottoman Empire, the rise and fall of fascism, the rise of Communism, the use of nuclear weapons on civilians, a total of more than 100,000,000 military and civilian casualties, all before they were the age that older Millennials are now. Sorry, Millennials, you ain't that special. Gen-Xers saw all that, AND the fall of Communism, AND the insanity that was the 1970s.

    Michael John Lalikos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way more events in the 1960's. Way more, look it up. ☮️

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Brits like our humour a little dark.

    pfeils wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... then you'll see. Come on, come on, come on!

    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like dark humor, but I believe seeing this could be taken as a "sign" by someone already struggling with suicidal thoughts.There'd be quite an uproar is someone were killed on this part of the tracks.

    The Shark
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, no shortage of customers! One supermarket by my house that always seems to be crowded with elderly customers ironically has checkout dividers wrapped in an ad for a funeral home... Everyone eats to live, and everyone's gonna dïe! Better get em while they're still warm! 😆

    3 Possums in a trench coat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With modern medicine they gotta create business some how

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put up smile #6, the nodding idiot smile.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens every-time I sit in a pew or catch a snippet of FOX "news"

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when all else fails, cackle like Kamala does.

    Libstak
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    1 year ago

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    If that's Britney Spears, it's not cos she is NOT stupid that she cant relate, sorry

    Nicole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they were talking about B. specifically. She just has the right look on her face. But good ups for sticking up for her. I love her as well.

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    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY TIME I see an incredibly loud vehicle, I know that the driver is insecure in his masculinity and is the kind of person to make it everybody else's problem.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually remark "lookit the tiny peeenis" when I see a lifted truck with oversized tires.

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    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the ones that are lifted up front. So weird. It looks like a cockroach running.

    ALittleKnownGoddess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% true - or at least that's what my 24YO and I say when we see one.

    m0@nlight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started watching these noise babies just over two years ago and so far All drivers have been male and Never have I seen a woman in the passenger seat!!! Everyone who doesn't believe me just has to look for themselves. Also very rare to have even a male passenger so pretty much lone "males"!!!! Quotations around the word male as I Really don't want to insult REAL Males!! ;-)

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i live right by a two-lane highway and we get SO MANY uber-loud motorcycles and other vehicles going by, and every single one makes me mutter "i hope you drive into a ditch" to myself

    Wolf princess quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Penis mobiles" those huge trucks containing tiny white dudes with big muscles...you just know

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go slow and smile and wave, but have a bouncer in your car first.

    Kakashisith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goliath and Garthe enter the chat.

    mft760
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe its time to call out women who drive certain vehicles. Maybe if their car is real low or sometbing, lets,associate with a big. Agina. Seems fair. Tbey Gotta be compensating!? Lets make same assumption..i will start...every woman that drives...hmm. .a Prius has a big loose vagina. Same effect.

    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... that doesn't even make any sense. You clearly don't understand the concept.

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    Miss Mali
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could sag a lot here . . . Let's just leave it at her photoshop skills are on point!!!

    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my 3 am typing skills are not (meant say not sag)

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    Jean Haley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't nobody looking at the kid in this pic.

    Dave Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not looking at YOU, dude!

    alan brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid is laughing at her weird posterior

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debbie Downer here... I only noticed the kids happy face! Who cares what her body is like? He's happy to see her... Are we body shaming now? Some people are naturally built like that. Sofía Vergara for example.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the opposite. I'm a little ray of sunshine inside, I just pretend to be a curmudgeonly old git.

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, I have thi exact motif on a TeeTurtle shirt! 😁

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that's me. When can I stop?

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get paid 8 hours a day to act like i care. Where's my oscar?

    zovjraar me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my little pony, apocalypse pony

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    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a 3 day weekend. It's much better. 2 days is not enough but capitalism needs you.

    January Tempis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in tears at the end of the last 3-day weekend. I don't know when the last time I was able to afford a vacation was. And my coworker who takes vacations every 6 weeks was saying how jealous she is of somebody who can go to Italy. I almost cried again. F**k, I'm tired.

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    Damara Ankrum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me working two jobs and only having one day off... this is a 15 minute breaks lolz

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    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the naps that do me in.

    DowntownStevieB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, science (yes, I said it) shows that when you get a good night's sleep, no matter the length of time, you will likely feel more tired than before. This reaction is from the neurotransmitter 'dopamine,' which is the the bodies sensor control for wanting something (like sugar or carbs, or adversely dr*gs). It's released when we feel good, to keep the feel good going!

    Living Example
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait 'til you're old and have to get up five times at night to pee.

    Gen X Feral
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have horrible nightmares where I'm usually running and hiding from space aliens wearing people suits or psycho killers. I wake up exhausted and really pissed that all the running didn't burn any calories

    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve gone to sleep and dreamed that I couldn’t fall asleep. My subconscious is a real d*ck.

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    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she wore a hooded cloak! /s

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could not name a single one of her songs.

    two-sided llama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the person who is like I’m so quirky cause I don’t watch ( name of any popular show). Shut up no one cares

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    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand their logic: Let's buy her merchandise & burn it! That will show her!

    Birma Gustafsson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hooded cloak! I own a hooded cloak, and I'm not satanic! I wish, but there we go.

    Lil Potato IS BACK!!!!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard anyone say she's satanic in my life, I swear I'm telling the truth, I did not know this was a thing.

    Dondudat
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    1 year ago

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    Who's Taylor Swift?

    Tom Brincefield
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, ha ha. you are so edgy and cool with your humor. everyone must just laugh and laugh and laugh when you speak. 😐

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! Before I even get there.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    La Petite Mort is French. It means "The Little Death" and it's a euphemism for sexual orgasm.

    ALittleKnownGoddess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first read this as '[god inventing sheep]' and was a wee bit confused

    Asmodeus Hare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nightly communion with oblivion

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also didn't give a f**k that they cut his arms bleeding

    Stefan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was losing his sight, losing his mind…

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to this day millions of Christians engage in ritualised cannibalism every day. For Catholics and Eastern Orthodox Christians - the transubstantiation cults - it's literal cannibalism as they believe that the wine and wafer literally becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus.

    ArcanaPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was raised very devoutly Roman Catholic and there was no way in the world I was ever going to believe the communion host and wine was literally the body and blood of Jesus, and I feel like I was in the majority there. You coming from a Protestant majority country probably have a lot of misunderstandings about Catholicism, and to be fair I no longer have skin in the game because I lost all my religion about a decade ago, but I spent quite a long time learning Catholic theology and graduated from a super progressive Catholic single gender high school, so I kinda felt like dispelling some misconceptions people might have about the faith and its adherents.

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    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of mental disorder do you suffer with?

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    LillieMean
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of thing usually happens because the string on the air guitar snapped and you don't remember where you put the spare strings.

    Jayeff Vee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a menial breakdown. I don't want to work any more.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problems of a Mercurial nature.

    ArcanaPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking it might require consulting over with a wise and learned Deacon.

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Scott would approve.

    William Diedrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the accounting guy's column from "The Onion".

    Rigor Moreno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh don't even start! You people at HR... :D

    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is stopping you...

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    Pandora
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wake up three days later...

    char
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go missing and freak out your friends

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    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law (now 99, bless) visited Jerusalem on a pilgramage with her local church. One day, she was sitting in a park, and a few children tossed some stones at/near her - not hard or agressive. However, her favourite story now is 'did I ever tell you about being stoned in Jerusalem?', not realising there could be *another* interpretation....

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know an Israeli saxophonist who was stoned in Jerusalem on a daily basis

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    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone ever assume that. I ALWAYS know I'm gonna have a horrible day and if I'm wrong it's a bonus.

    Mary Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live this everyday. When customers tell me to have a nice day, I've taken to telling them "highly unlikely but I appreciate the sentiment."

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    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know the feeling when you start on a road trip and you chose your favorite playlist and while your favorite song starts, your navigation loudly talks over it while dutyfully navigating you out of your own street.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because my satnav is silent. Just prepare the trip and work with road signs and an occasional glance to the screen. That thing is only neccessary in case the route is suddenly blocked.

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    Alyssa Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when we would print out Yahoo maps and before you printed there was a little button that said I know this part and it would delete like the first five or six steps.

    Judi Sherosky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching people do that in their cars unaware of all of us. It is cool.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Props to the "professional fade" when one is running late.

    Miss Mali
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait everybody doesn't do this???

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    Child of the Stars
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the perfect job. Overnights folding linens and towels and paid a reasonable amount. Very occasional interaction with a guest, but mostly, I'm entirely by myself. As long as the folding gets done and I don't leave, they don't care what I do during my shift, so I binge watch movies/tv (last night was the original SW trilogy in honor of James Earl Jones) and doing homework.

    Zephyr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " you know?, One of these days"

    Melinda Lewis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new t-shirt says "I don't want to, I don't have to, you can't make me, I'm retired!"

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read plane, and was wondering what..?

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to let you know, they do it on purpose because you shouldn't be wearing earbuds at work but nobody has the direct authority to tell you so.

    X-the-Outcast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt this in the depths of my soul.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this empty whiskey bottle I decided to use as a water bottle. One day just for the hell of it I added some food colouring to turn it a nice amber colour. Then I took it with me to class and chugged from it while giving a presentation on The Sorrows Of Young Werther.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to use a Bombay Sapphire bottle for water at work, cos it's pretty. At Christmas I brought in a bottle of tonic, a lemon, and a cut crystal glass....

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    VikingAbroad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a guy using an empty soap bottle as a water bottle. Now that made me look. You enjoying a litre of ice cold snapss at ten in the morning will not.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use water bottle to hide my liquid to mask my "problem"

    Robert Sissco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost as fun as using a mayo jar to make vanilla pudding in

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During communism, they built huge houses, an entire new city, with pretty good flats. After "revolution", they said these flats were ugly and that they would build better. Spoiler alert: I can count new panel houses built in my country on my hands and those old ones built by "incompetent communists" are now considered luxurious and cost like 1000 times more than before.

    wuchi51
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be very very careful what you wish for. The monkeys paw doesn't f*k around

    Pandora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to China. It's already happening.

    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both the housing economy, and the actual houses.

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    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been doing that for forty years. No luck, so far.

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally read this as she´s 10 and I thought this little girl would get along with my kid.

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh it’s me! Not sure I’m feral yet though, I’m working on it

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now she has broken the scale

    Casey McQuade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my kinda gal! Where can I find such an incredible woman?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too late. I married her nearly 40 years ago.

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like wifey material ☺️

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And watch too, daughter got pop ups about red eyes. She went to use the bathroom, looked in the mirror...guess what.

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, you kind of agree to it in the terms and conditions when you "allow access to microphone and camera" ... And pictures and media and contacts.....

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, the government is doing what about this?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not interfering with its capitalist masters, of course.

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    Pandora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Trump gets re-elected, we won't have to wait long. 🔥

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Trump loses the election his followers will make sure society collapses anyways.

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea! sweet sweet collapse where your only wish is you had purchased a bigger gun and a big big big ol' bucket of ammo.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and I'm way too lazy. Violence is a lot of work.

    WalkieTaco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just know, i'm not racist. i hate everyone equally

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk to a psychologist before you end up in prison.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: he's a repair man who charges by the hour.

    Nylah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you pay for an hour but ur asexual and just wanted someone to talk to

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so confused for no reason. lol

    Cynthia Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is she, 13? After months of reading BP as guest I finally made an account just to downvote this.

    Bored Retsuko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no clue why you got downvoted - welcome to BP

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me giggle and snicker

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother would absolutely do that

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They only have the 3 colors ya know"

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that light gets any greener that MF'r is gonna bloom.

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    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A car for the job, and a job for the car" Mark Ortiz

    LiuLiu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bigger modular synth and longer patch cables?

    Bruce Mardle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Neil Innes' "One Thing On Your Mind".

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If "bill" makes you mad you can call them william.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cannot go to heaven, make sure not even Satan would want you. XD

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Limbo for me. God doesn't want me and Satan's afraid I'll take over.

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    VikingAbroad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it will be some fun days...

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really got bummed out when someone told me dogs don't go to heaven because they do not have a soul. Then who would even want to go to heaven if there are no dogs there?

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tattoo is akin to something stuck on permanent repeat.

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my tattoos have meaning, and I have a good amount. But, my most recent one is a shark with a party hat, just cuz I happened to be in my tattoo place on a day they were doing flash, and I loved it... 😂

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've taken some "stuff" and tried to talk to spirits. I've determined they don't want to talk to me so i walk into rooms in complete darkness and with total confidence I'm alone.

    ggus44
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... nice uh... goat you have there. So should we go out again?

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Profound. I will add this to my list of favourite philosophical quotes to live by.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping to find a rustic wooden plaque with this quote in gold paint

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    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if the man falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, does he still ask for directions?

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo ....VOTE RFKjr. ?????? Where does the whale head fit into this picture? 🐳

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    Stacie Zuniga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fleetwood Mac Rumors. Could listen to that one forever. I got it when I was about 12.

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just re-listened to Linkin park meteora and rediscovered my love of (old) them again. Turns out I’m just as angsty as my teenage self. Or is this a midlife crisis?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bridge over troubled water, Tea for the tillerman...

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard Breakaway for the first time in a long time and it changed me.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just learned that every time our brain recovers a memory, it alters that memory a little, So our fondest memories and our worst memories are our greatest delusions. That would explain how when I listen to music from my teens that I used to think was great, it sounds infantile and simplistic at age 70.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leon Russell (anything), Three Dog Night (anything).

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    just me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. I'll pay taxes on my income. I'll help fund social security, and Medicare, and schools, and public libraries, and, and, and. The percentage of my pay going to help my community isn't the issue. It's the higher ups making 1000's of times more than their workers that screws us.

    Pandemonium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and paying a lower tax rate than those workers. I wonder who makes the rules?

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks cool... but imagining cleaning this makes me tired already. XD

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me." "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I wasn't listening." -Arthur Dent to Ford Prefect, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

    Neb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried to read that book, but dnf. Though I usually like fantasy, fiction, sf and so on, but this was a strict "no".

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hearing Rosanne Rosanna Danna saying that.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he doesn't brake for kids, how can they grow up to be Goth girls?

    Laura McElroy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gal. Gal has HER priorities together.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bumper stickers adhered to the back of Rachael Gunn's (Raygun) car.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Premeditated makes the punishment worse.

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    Miss Mali
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too my friend, me too . . . But now I am getting older really fast and am thinking how long will I actually get to enjoy this ink?!?!

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the more reason to get them! Life’s too short, rock the tats you want. Someone told me when you die you don’t take money with you, but you still have your tats. I guess even if cremated in a sense.

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of behinds, be sure to get one of great controversy hidden in yer butt crack.

    Mike m
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 bad decisions behind schedule too.

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like this book. I'll put it in with all my innocent books to f**k with people when I'm dead. That and the Necronomicon.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least be nice and put a note with the 3 magical words down beforehand though

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to bind a book in the skin from a human's face wouldn't you pick a more attractive person?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put food in the mouth, it becomes the Necronomnomnomicon.

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    SPARKIZE
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be a screen saver

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wallpaper. Screensavers need to have movement.

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    Keira Pendragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to comprehend why this isn't higher on this list... though I suppose it's sliiiightly too real to be funny to everyone. xD

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    Cindy Brick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they don't make you look stupid while you're doing it. (Quora questioners are REAL good at this.)

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this on City-Data and upset an ignorant mod as well as ignorant people. Now I am banned for life and couldn't be happier. My job there is done.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those 3 people being Larry, Curly and Moe.

    Isaac Nemo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHHH MY GOD I howled at that one. Please God let certain coworkers ever use that line

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 minutes? amateur. I roll in there an hour and half late. Granted, I do it because it means I can work an hour and a half at the end of my shift when everyone else has vacated, and I can now concentrate, and cost them less overtime so I don't have to hear them bitching about it constantly. I'll still work overtime, but I mitigate it so they don't b***h as much.

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    Kombatbunni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, because black goes with everything? 😁 Plus that’s the only colour I wear so..

    Leticia Ramirez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its really not that bad if you get used to it

    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why do people wear hoodies when it's f*****g 110 degrees outside!!??

    Pensive_Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has to, because he was in a motorcycle accident and most of his skin had to be grafted and literally is too sensitive to sunlight.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, same with my nephew. I just tell my mother "oh, you know, kids, fashion" because he doesn't want her to know about it and worry.

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    Crouching hippo hidden panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s not private school ignorance, this person was home schooled by Sesame Street

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I was born in the wrong century.

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    Chonky Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what up with these weird goth girl/supernatural memes??

    Isaac Nemo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death from the Endless (Sandman series) Cosplayer?

    Bruce Mardle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... or asks you for directions to The Altar of Baz-Matain.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't be bad actually, depending who gets to have my soul

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas in Hawaii - Merry Xmas from Don Ho Ho Ho

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're lucky. But consecutively is fine.

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    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disappointment, Despair & Depression are on the next shift, apparently

    Brain-In-A-Vat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My current Go-To's are stress hormones and adrenaline . . .

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    Elizabeth Tayler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Because I know "boomers" WITH colored hair.

    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, white hair dyed pink has been the rage since at least the 60s...1960s.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomers were teddy boys, hippies and punks. We invented all that stuff.

    somed ay
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of Boomers were in their early 20s (or even teens) during the punk rock era. Colored hair is nothing unusual to them. It’s time to drop this notion that people born in a 20-year span all have the same attitudes and experiences.

    Wolf princess quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a boomer. I got seahawks colors. Got something to say now?? Well do ya punk?

    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday these Gen x y z d g p whatever are going to be the butt of jokes. I can't wait.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new guy, during the interview, kept getting stared at by the boss(ear lobe gauge). He was hired, turns out the guy rocks it. Probably #1 or #2 best worker.

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't thought about this in forever

    Lost Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sad to say this randomly pops in my head from time to time

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    aubergine10003
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone post a link to this classic lol