'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)
It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.
But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.
Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.
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Cursed Bears
Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.
Cursed_organs
"You see what happened to Appendix? I'm not pissing this guy off"
We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.
"I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.
"It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."
Cursed_percentage
Nah, she'd be dead by the time she got to the burn ward.
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i looked it up, it’s about 84% difference. but until women are making 100% of what men make, it’s still not enough. it is really sad :(
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Ok this reminds me when I was about ten and was looking at an atlas that was from 1996 and one of the maps labeled some different countries and had such negative things to say about all of them–until it got to America. "Women's pay is rapidly increasing, and in a number of fields, women's salaries are almost equal to men's." The intonation in this sentence was SO self-satisfied. God bless America.
lol but it is true women earn much less than men. this is a real issue, not just a funny comment.
"911, whats your emergency, a woman on Reddit got a serious burn", "ooh ill be sending dispatch immediately"
sad but true for us women, that girl gotta get her mind straight though
Seriously, just went to dinner with my fiance and sitting at the bar are two women for hire. Takes two to tango. Miss independence my ass.
Sadly, he might think this is intriguing and her mysterious. Ah, love is.blind.
Whats that career where women depend entirely on cash from gullible men? IIRC correctly, oldest profession, night work, entry level skills all that required......its on the tip of my tongue....
WTf does she bring to get 70% of his income? She mad at some pimp who said he loved her and took all her earnings? She needs to change her name. Independent my butt.
well feminism is 👩🏼👩🏾🦱🧕🏽👩🏽🦰=👨🏻🦱👱🏽♂️👨🏾🦰👨🏿 and they don’t necessarily believe that because they’re a woman they get the money. it’s not fair, but it has nothing to do with feminism. it’s so degrading to hear people say things like this. when i preach feminism i talk about how many women get sexually assaulted, paid less, charged more, and are treated unfairly compared to men. then misogynistic people like you only listen to the ladies online who claim to be feminists when they don’t believe in equality. they believe woman > man and that’s not what real feminists want. thanks for reading my rant.
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If you aren’t yet, at some point you’ll absolutely be a serial killer.
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The links not working, should I just give you my credit card number here?
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Cursed_sleep
The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.
They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.
"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."
Cursed_sport
There should be at least one random non-athlete in each event, just to shut up everyone at home yelling at the tv that they’d be so much better at it.
Cursed_confusion
Cursed_steve
Cursed_advice
"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.
"It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."
Cursed_coughing
Cursed_family
S**t got crazier and crazier with each progressing word
Cursed Afterlife
Cursed_reality
HAHAHAHAHAJAHHAHAHAHAJAHSBHABDGDHDVZJEJSBXBBDKSNZNDNEBNEJD S SHELP IM HAVING A STROKE
But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."
"Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.
Cursed_bees
Cursed_improvement
Cursed Mri
Cursed_meal
"We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."
The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."
Cursed_suicide
Cursed_halloween
Cursed_family
Cursed Hit And Run
For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.
Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.
Cursed_girlfriend
Cursed Slightly
Cursed_bambi
Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").
The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."
But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."
"Everyone's down on everyone for everything."
Cursed Countries
Cursed_sexually
Cursed_cake
Cursed Rolex Advice
Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?
They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)
Cursed Dad
Cursed_tattoo
Cursed Vagina
Cursed_fish
Cursed_alliance
Cursed_neighbor
Cursed Eau De Toilette
This made me laugh...can you imagine having to get this outfit off to pee?
Cursed_grapes
Cursed Birthday Party
Cursed_world_tour
Cursed Fightclub
Cursed_vegetative State
Never assume someone either can’t hear you or won’t hear about it later.
Cursed_breath
Cursed_andy
Cursed Oral
Cursed_s**t
spicy jesus yesss i laughed edit: as opposed to sweet jesus, salty and umami. i saw it on another boredpanda post
Cursed_win
Cursed Porn
Cursed_twitter
Cursed Cup .
For those too young (or innocent) to understand: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY! Trust me on that! EDIT for those who stumble upon this and don´t know what it is about: Two girls, making out, looks hot, then they share a poop-cup. No, literally, excrement in a cup.
Cursed Fox
Note: this post originally had 129 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.
I created an account just to up vote your comment. :D
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After reading these posts I don't know whether to facepalm or cry into my hands... lol
And this is why I am here - for the comments. This one was a particularly rich seam of comedic gold. Thank you fellow Pandas
Came for the post, stayed for everyone's comments. This is why I love BP, everyone here is awesome! I needed an ambulance at least 3 times though.
This is why I absolutely love Reddit: everyone lets their personality shine, will crack a world-class joke, offer supportive advice, and give you something to think about.
Bruh was re reading cause dark humor is fun and the cut over half the stuff here
Not dark humor. I hate to see what junk was on here. I looked at 3 o4 and quit. Yes, I'm old and biased against bad language & bad stories. Sue me!!
I created an account just to up vote your comment. :D
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And this is why I am here - for the comments. This one was a particularly rich seam of comedic gold. Thank you fellow Pandas
Came for the post, stayed for everyone's comments. This is why I love BP, everyone here is awesome! I needed an ambulance at least 3 times though.
This is why I absolutely love Reddit: everyone lets their personality shine, will crack a world-class joke, offer supportive advice, and give you something to think about.
Bruh was re reading cause dark humor is fun and the cut over half the stuff here
Not dark humor. I hate to see what junk was on here. I looked at 3 o4 and quit. Yes, I'm old and biased against bad language & bad stories. Sue me!!
