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'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)
It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.
But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.
Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.
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#1
Cursed Bears
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.
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#2
Cursed_organs
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
"You see what happened to Appendix? I'm not pissing this guy off"
We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.
"I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.
"It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."
#3
Cursed_percentage
#4
Cursed_lapdance
#5
Cursed_sleep
The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.
They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.
"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."
#6
Cursed_sport
#7
Cursed_confusion
#8
Cursed_steve
#9
Cursed_advice
"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.
"It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."
#10
Cursed_coughing
Amanda Reicha 3 years ago
I have an implanted device for seizures. The wires are attached to a nerve in my throat and every 3 minutes the battery sends electric signals to my brain through the attachment. So this makes me cough sometimes and during the start of Covid, people moved away, now I get stares.
Jerry The Joker 3 years ago
Wow Amanda, that's really neat (the device). I hope it's improved your life!
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Shea Fujishima 3 years ago
When I was in my 20s, before I got my allergies under control and was prescribed an inhaler for the asthma, I got so sick of people snidely asking if my cough was a "smoker's cough", that I started answering "No, TB." That nicely shut them right up!
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
My heart condition has given me a permanent cough. It's amazing how many times I have gone somewhere busy and there is suddenly no queue
Ozacoter 3 years ago
My asthma is the same. People gets super paranoid around me. If i needed to take a train or plane i carried a paper from my GP stating that i have cronic cough
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Trophy Husband 3 years ago
I love the post that said "before COVID I would cough to cover a fart, but now I fart to cover a cough!"
Leoninus Fate 3 years ago
"HEY, MOM LOOK THIS LADY THINKS SHE CAN CATCH MY CANCER!" I was going through cancer just as covid started, I went into the dr and this lady sat by the desk to write in, {Bit of backstory, I had Blood clots in my lungs too, so bad coughs, but didn't know at that moment, just thought it was cancer, the room was only for people that had cancer, and you had to be negative with covid to come in, I was also with my mom as I was too sick to drive}, so she leaned away from me {like moved a full chair over} and I loudly said to my mom "Hey, mom this lady thinks she can catch my cancer!"
M Rob 3 years ago
Roommate wanted a t-shirt... I don't have Covid - I smoke lots of pot.
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Thalia Lovering 3 years ago
During allergy season, I have contemplated getting a tattoo on my forehead that says ALLERGIC.
Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago (edited)
My allergies make me cough most of every damn day, besides cause stuffy sinuses. It's also impossible to fully clear my throat. So it seems I'm very frequently sick, but I know the difference and def don't have pneumonia again or the plague(trying for a chance to get my shots). Hopefully won't.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
I don’t smoke, but I do have chronic sinus issues. It was not easy to sneeze, sniffle, and clear my throat if my sinuses acted up when I was out in public during lockdown (mostly just for a quick trip to the store)—-properly masked and social distancing, but still. I mean, you should’ve seen the looks I got. I can’t tell you how many times I was at the pharmacy getting my prescription sinus meds, and had to explain to other customers that it was my sinuses, not COVID, then pull one of the boxes of sinus meds out of the bag to prove it.
Karen Grace 3 years ago
I have sinus issues plus asthma so I know that feeling. I also have a subglottic stenosis and a floppy trachea so when I start coughing it sounds pretty bad. However, if you're around an antimask/antivaxer I try to cough even louder. 😉
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S 3 years ago
Ya that the emphysema or copd and few others. I'm guilty of one of em 1 random yucky cough that ya just gotta couch!!! Everyone looks and bow my head in shame that I'm STILL a smoker 😔 🚬😔
AnnaBanana 3 years ago
I'm a smoker too. Except I don't have a cough. Having said that, I got a really bad dose of COVID when compared to everyone else I know - must be the reduced lung function. We really are stupid to still be smoking, aren't we?!
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Paul Beebe 3 years ago
Good Lord, I say this all the time......I'M A SMOKER....RELAX....LOLOLOLOLOL
Kelsey Cirmotich 3 years ago
I have to say "it's asthma, not covid." If I feel like being particularly obnoxious, I might add "I already played the covid game. I won, but it was close"
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
So true. At the height of it, I was tempted to write Calm Down Cigarette Smoker Here across my mask.
Lana Jig-maker 3 years ago
no lie, my dad coughed and said "not covid. *cough cough* smoker's cough" . I'm like neither is good dad!
Tammilee Truitt 3 years ago
I smoke and I have covid AND I really don't like people but love to go out!
lolliegag69 3 years ago
I came on to say that I have to explain how to pronounce my name constantly, because it's German and is always getting butchered. Honestly though, do you think anyone will hear me over all the coughing in this thread lol?
Allison Mackenzie Carte 3 years ago
I always have to explain to people that I'm not trying to be rude with my lack of eye contact, I'm just autistic.
David Schulman 3 years ago
I’ve heard it said that, pre-pandemic, people used to cough to cover up a fart. Now, however... Different world, right?
bethany van der kaaden 3 years ago
Same thing, chronic cough and I always feel self conscious when I get a coughing attack out in public. Especially at the start of Covid, I'd try to suppress the cough
Jessi Lovely 3 years ago
“I’m smiling because I’m friendly, not coz I want to bang you” (in different wording)
Mir Adwari 3 years ago
Didn't know you could get a cough from fibro... sorry that's the case. None of the symptoms are fun of course.
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Mykidsartrocks 3 years ago
I know a guy who smokes weed and he tells people he has Juana not Rona.
* ~ l a s a n y a ~ * 3 years ago
whenever i say "my name is anya" i have to be like "not onion, not onya, not anna, ANYA"
Kakegurui Sandwich 3 years ago
My dad has that face too, it’s a serious problem in people and you can’t help it. It’s all those movies
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Kakegurui Sandwich 3 years ago
While some people agree with you and smoking causes many problems, addiction is complicated and you can’t just *stop* with willpower, it takes physical and mental help, and the effects are permanent, so please refrain from using rude words, I don’t mind but some people do, so yeah
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Cursed_family
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)
S**t got crazier and crazier with each progressing word
#12
Cursed Afterlife
#13
Cursed_reality
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAJAHHAHAHAHAJAHSBHABDGDHDVZJEJSBXBBDKSNZNDNEBNEJD S SHELP IM HAVING A STROKE
But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."
"Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.
#15
Cursed_improvement
#16
Cursed Mri
#17
Cursed_meal
"We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."
The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."
#18
Cursed_suicide
#19
Cursed_halloween
#20
Cursed_family
#21
Cursed Hit And Run
For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.
Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.
#23
Cursed Slightly
#25
Cursed_bambi
Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").
The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."
But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."
"Everyone's down on everyone for everything."
#26
Cursed Countries
#27
Cursed_sexually
#28
Cursed_cake
#29
Cursed Rolex Advice
Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?
They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)
#30
Cursed Dad
#31
Cursed_tattoo
#32
Cursed Vagina
#33
Cursed_fish
#34
Cursed_alliance
#35
Cursed_neighbor
#36
Cursed Eau De Toilette
Limey Cheesehead 3 years ago
This made me laugh...can you imagine having to get this outfit off to pee?
#38
Cursed Birthday Party
#39
Cursed_world_tour
#40
Cursed Fightclub
#41
Cursed_vegetative State
#42
Cursed_breath
#43
Cursed_andy
#44
Cursed Oral
#45
Cursed_s**t
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago (edited)
spicy jesus yesss i laughed edit: as opposed to sweet jesus, salty and umami. i saw it on another boredpanda post
#46
Cursed_win
#47
Cursed Porn
#48
Cursed_twitter
#49
Cursed Cup .
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago (edited)
For those too young (or innocent) to understand: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY! Trust me on that! EDIT for those who stumble upon this and don´t know what it is about: Two girls, making out, looks hot, then they share a poop-cup. No, literally, excrement in a cup.
#50
Cursed Fox
#51
Cursed Flag
#52
Cursed_superman
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
i’ll try and make it innocent.. because he’s so strong he literally cuts them into pieces when he picks them up
#53
Cursed Gandalf
#54
Cursed_turtles
#55
Cursed_interview
#57
Cursed War Crimes.
#58
Cursed_darkmode
#59
Cursed_sword
#60
Cursed_knife
#62
Cursed Family Love
#64
Cursed Toilet Snack
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
Drop a fake severed finger with fake blood on the floor and say "Nearly done, I will see you in a minute" and when you are finished, open the door, stick your head out and call out "Next!"
#65
Cursed_survival Game
#67
Cursed_farts
#68
Cursed_watch
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
My introvert gay neighbours finally visited me and asked what I wanted for my birthday. I was so shocked! I said "F*ck me!" It's been 3 weeks now and I still can't sit down
#69
Cursed_garfield
#70
Cursed Gun
#71
Cursed_wholesomeness
#72
Cursed_mask
#73
Cursed Psychiatrist
#74
Cursed_song
#76
Cursed_wank
#77
Cursed_strength
#78
Cursed_bullying
#79
Cursed Family
#80
Cursed_harry Potter
#81
Cursed_source Of Money
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
*Knocks out thief* "I should be able to get a lot for them on the dark web"
#82
Cursed_killing
#83
Cursed Spiderman
#84
Cursed_dana
#85
Cursed Work Avoidance
Rabbit Carrot 3 years ago
My brother once fell down a cliff and rolled under a train. He lived. Broke both his ankles though.
#86
Cursed_tent
Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago
Oh, I thought the trucks were having some private time under the covers
#88
Cursed_fall_damage
#89
Cursed Country
#90
Cursed Selfie
#91
Cursed_can_size
#92
Cursed Kindness
Elisabet Larsen 3 years ago
OMG I just died laughing. I tried this and this is the result: Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born
#93
Cursed_diarrhea
#94
Cursed_bf
#95
Cursed _tellitubies
#96
Cursed_meal
#97
Cursed_song
#98
Cursed_youtube
#102
Cursed_twins
#104
Cursed Break-Up
#105
Cursed Colour
#106
Cursed_date
#107
Cursed_cookies
#108
Cursed_proteinshake
#109
Cursed_steps
#110
Cursed_bidet
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
That is not the direction I thought it would go and now I want to burn my retinas.
#112
Cursed_dragon
#113
Cursed_crow
#115
Cursed_shit
#116
Cursed_friggin Furries
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Not all furries like to s**t themselves while wearing diapers. Just sayin’. It’s REALLY hard to get all the feces out of fur…
#118
Cursed_bruhmoment
#119
Cursed_family Dinner
#120
Cursed_friend
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
It says f**k disney to those of you who don’t want to go trhough the effort
#121
Cursed_dad
#123
Cursed_loot
#124
Cursed_water
#127
Cursed_paralleluniverse
#128
Cursed I Dunno What To Put Here
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
That is soo thin! Terrible famine it was and the british did nothing
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Sorontur3 3 years ago
I created an account just to up vote your comment. :D
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Beth S 3 years ago
After reading these posts I don't know whether to facepalm or cry into my hands... lol
Auntriarch 3 years ago
And this is why I am here - for the comments. This one was a particularly rich seam of comedic gold. Thank you fellow Pandas
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Came for the post, stayed for everyone's comments. This is why I love BP, everyone here is awesome! I needed an ambulance at least 3 times though.
Jeff Diamond 3 years ago
This is why I absolutely love Reddit: everyone lets their personality shine, will crack a world-class joke, offer supportive advice, and give you something to think about.
ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago
Bruh was re reading cause dark humor is fun and the cut over half the stuff here
Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago
Not dark humor. I hate to see what junk was on here. I looked at 3 o4 and quit. Yes, I'm old and biased against bad language & bad stories. Sue me!!
Sorontur3 3 years ago
I created an account just to up vote your comment. :D
Load More Replies... Beth S 3 years ago
After reading these posts I don't know whether to facepalm or cry into my hands... lol
Auntriarch 3 years ago
And this is why I am here - for the comments. This one was a particularly rich seam of comedic gold. Thank you fellow Pandas
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Came for the post, stayed for everyone's comments. This is why I love BP, everyone here is awesome! I needed an ambulance at least 3 times though.
Jeff Diamond 3 years ago
This is why I absolutely love Reddit: everyone lets their personality shine, will crack a world-class joke, offer supportive advice, and give you something to think about.
ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago
Bruh was re reading cause dark humor is fun and the cut over half the stuff here
Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago
Not dark humor. I hate to see what junk was on here. I looked at 3 o4 and quit. Yes, I'm old and biased against bad language & bad stories. Sue me!!
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