Tumblr is like a modern day marriage between social networking and blogging. A "microblog" if you will. And the thing about blogging is that you can say pretty much whatever's on your mind.
Unlike many other platforms where posts are short, polished, and carefully curated, Tumblr often veers off the beaten path. Here, rabbit holes reign supreme and strange tangents take unexpected twists and turns of their own. One minute, you're minding your own business and posting about yet another random, adulting problem you encountered last Tuesday. The next, it's become a deep discussion about the rising cost of living and how Kylie Jenner's private jet is contributing to climate change.
Tumblr has more than 130 million active users a month and it's easy to get lost in the collective chaos. Enter Curated Tumblr: a micro-version of the microblog, where people share the best posts they've spotted on the platform. Bored Panda has put together a list of our personal favorites. They have nothing in common, except that they're all a bunch of clumsy, clever and wild thoughts that at some point popped into someone's head, and ended up online.
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And There It Is
Right?
Art?
On AI And College
Please Don’t Over Analyze This
The Capacity To Be Normal Is Rare In Some
Fun Costume Ideas
Generational
Realistic Communism
We really only have freedom to do what is acceptable to the oligarchs who own America.
Net Peeve
Like, Duh?
Incredible Betrayal
Sibling Experience
Lisa Simpson: "But i'm so ANGRY". Marge SImpson: "you're a woman, you can hold onto it forever".
Dream Job Tbh
A big shout out to people who teach like this! This impacts kids/youngsters profoundly and makes the learning experience both positive and exciting. We need more of these people :)
I’m Deceased
They See Me Rollin
I have no words... (but I find the little wheels amusing for some reason)
The Stakes Have Risen And So Has My Desire To Donate
Different Education Terms
The Benefits Of Democracy
Body Positivity
Sweet Spot Between Temperature Extremes
Bringing Everyone Together
Whatever we can do to help. I really Really REALLY hope it does "help."
I, A Rock Collector
What
Illustrator
Yup, on to the next level. In all seriousness, though, in my world, if someone gives me something that bears a positive significance to them, regardless of whether it aligns with my persuasions or not, I feel grateful and thank them. It's their way of showing kindness, gratitude and care. That's what counts, not the item itself. It's of significance to them, as should their act be to you.
He Is Robot
Superman vs. Cybertruck
...then despair as he picks the thing up and it just falls apart in his hands like the delicate flower it is.
A Metaphorical Artwork Taken Quite Literally
Flight Attendant POV
Lgbt+-X÷
That is a stereotype I am not familiar with and I wonder where it comes from
Challenging God With A Sweater
Derogative
Ambassador For Hungary
"Teams Is Inferior To In-Office" My Brother In Christ, You Made The Application
Snakes
Whoopsie
Kid Who Watches A Lot Of Cartoons
I Put A Spell On You~~
Too Far
I live on the Isle of Wight (a little island off the south coast of England) and people over here have a ridiculously distorted sense of distance. A couple of weeks ago, I travelled to a place about 40 minutes' drive away, and the people I was visiting were amazed and impressed by my strength and determination in making such an epic journey. Jokes were made about needing my passport. I was, and remain, bewildered.
Slightly Better
Birth Control
Superman Is So Good Guys
Understanding The World
Easy Prey
Oh I like this interpretation. It's right up there with Yoda being either a crackpot or just a relentless troll as none of the other members of his species we've seen have had the same mixed-up manner of speaking as him.
Kids These Days Can’t Even Write The Equivalent Of An Average Aita Or Aio Post
14 at school we were regularly assigned 3000word essays throughout the year. There's a feebleness in modern intelligence that i'm dreadfully uncomfortable with.
Hp
Truly Wonderful, The Mind Of A Child Is
Germ Theory To The Unaware
One book I read, Star Trek something had a fairly primitive world, but it was a common belief that invisible sickness demons were at fault, but you could wash them off. Logical really
Gave Away Their Location
Thank God For American Public Transit
How I wish the US had a public transit system. Sure, some of the bigger cities have respectable mass transit, but it pales in comparison to Europe and other countries.
Girls In Voice Chat
I'm going to have to talk on some game chat and see just how powerful my voice is, being a woman US Marine and all. 😂
They Really Melt Down At The Smallest Thing
Toxic Masculinity But Like A Cool Version
Odysseus
Children Are Strange
The monster under your parents' bed was hiding from the ghost in their bedroom's closet. I wonder who the closet ghost was hiding from
I Would Like This Too
I would also pay for this. I honestly have no idea what people think of me, I seem to get along with everyone and have fun casual interactions with people, but that's it. Taking it from acquaintance to friend seems like an impossible hurdle with the exception of a few close friends I've had forever.
It's Gonna Be Pretty Humiliating When The Kids Finally Get Good
I always like to target gyms where the critters have been sitting for several hours so the people get the coins first
Wahoo
I can't remember where I read it, but I'm amused by the (presumably tongue-in-cheek) notion that Mario and Bowser aren't enemies, they and Peach are in a poly-relationship together, sharing a "kidnap-and-rescue" kink.
Divorced From Reality
Middle Aged White Women
The Most Fascinating Person I Am Glad To Have Never Met
On Science And Research
Error: Unknown Baby
Lack Of Online Spaces For Kids
Reinvented Gender Norms
Luigi Himself
A Lot More Things Are Pseudoscience Than You Might Think
Absence Of Smells
In my 40's, I started caving ("spelunking"), and have been in well over 100 wild caves, deep pits, etc. And now there is a smell that I never smelled before, but come across occasionally above ground. Difficult to describe, but like a wet black garbage back, no exactly musty, but .... A brand new smell in my mid-40's is just weird. I'm sure I have come across wet trash bags before, but never this odor. Weird.
They Always End Up As Blonde White Women
Uwu Just A Little War Crime, As A Treat
*asthmatic Aloha Noises*
In Light Of A Certain Mod Abusing Their Powers Here, I Feel That This Is Once Again Relevant
Oval Office Having An Extremely Normal One
State Controversial Things In The Comments So I Can Sort By Controversial
Writers Ask The Big Questions
Do they ever posit themselves as belonging to a truly inferior race?
