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Tumblr is like a modern day marriage between social networking and blogging. A "microblog" if you will. And the thing about blogging is that you can say pretty much whatever's on your mind.
Unlike many other platforms where posts are short, polished, and carefully curated, Tumblr often veers off the beaten path. Here, rabbit holes reign supreme and strange tangents take unexpected twists and turns of their own. One minute, you're minding your own business and posting about yet another random, adulting problem you encountered last Tuesday. The next, it's become a deep discussion about the rising cost of living and how Kylie Jenner's private jet is contributing to climate change.
Tumblr has more than 130 million active users a month and it's easy to get lost in the collective chaos. Enter Curated Tumblr: a micro-version of the microblog, where people share the best posts they've spotted on the platform. Bored Panda has put together a list of our personal favorites. They have nothing in common, except that they're all a bunch of clumsy, clever and wild thoughts that at some point popped into someone's head, and ended up online.
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#1
And There It Is
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Right?
#3
On AI And College
#5
Please Don’t Over Analyze This
#6
The Capacity To Be Normal Is Rare In Some
#7
Fun Costume Ideas
#9
Realistic Communism
keyboardtek 19 hours ago
We really only have freedom to do what is acceptable to the oligarchs who own America.
#10
Net Peeve
#11
Like, Duh?
#12
Incredible Betrayal
#13
Sibling Experience
Surly Scot 1 day ago
Lisa Simpson: "But i'm so ANGRY". Marge SImpson: "you're a woman, you can hold onto it forever".
#14
Dream Job Tbh
Liliana Spiro 17 hours ago
A big shout out to people who teach like this! This impacts kids/youngsters profoundly and makes the learning experience both positive and exciting. We need more of these people :)
#15
I’m Deceased
#16
They See Me Rollin
Rick Murray 1 day ago
I have no words... (but I find the little wheels amusing for some reason)
#17
The Stakes Have Risen And So Has My Desire To Donate
#18
The Benefits Of Democracy
Maya_D 20 hours ago
We don’t get anything in the UK except the warm, fuzzy glow of knowing we probably just voted for the wrong person and will be disappointed. Again.
Seán Baron 19 hours ago
But there is the Dogs at Polling Stations page on the BBC News website to see all the doggies.
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Remi (He/Him) 1 day ago
Looks like Finland needs to do some upgrades. We don't even get a lousy sticker
Jeff White 1 day ago
Well, the Aussie makes a pretty powerful observation. There are two caveats: 1) in my U.S. State (Michigan) we had a choice of 6 or 8 stickers drawn by school children and they were AWESOME. The stickers ruled. But the prove the OP's point, in the U.S., some people were arrested for handing out bottled water to people waiting in very long outdoor lines because ... I can't make up a reason stupid (sorry the "S" word again) enough to "explain" why give people water would against the law (other than the obvious racism, classism, minority party desperately trying to hold on to power by prevent voting rather han changing their policies to fit a changing electorate)
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 day ago
I have to admit I feel like a child who got a gold star after I get my sticker. It says "I Voted!" on it. I feel a wave of accomplishment. I did the thing! I took part! I tried to fight against the horrible things happening in my country, at least in a small way! XD The feeling always passes immediately and then I stick the sticker on my dog's nose, but for a brief, fleeting moment, I am again a proud, happy child getting an "I Was Brave" sticker from the doctor XD
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Huddo's sister 1 day ago
You have to pay for the sausage though, and they are usually only at polling stations in schools who sell them to raise money (not every school even does it). Also, I don't know which places this guy is going to, but the traditional sausage sizzles have generic white bread, not bread rolls, and the standard sauce is tomato, though BBQ and mustard are often available too. I don't know why I am giving such an in-depth analysis, I don't even like sausages and I pre-poll so never at schools.
The Other Guest 17 hours ago
I, for one, appreciate the in-depth analysis. I didn't know about the sausages-at-the-polls at all before this post, and you adding more info prevented me from making an incorrect assumption about them just being handed out for free. Always happy to be part of today's lucky 10,000! Dammit, now I want a sausage inna bun.
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B.F. Gibb 15 hours ago
They started giving us stickers in Canada. Personally, I'd like a jug of maple syrup and a live beaver for our next election.
Panda Kicki 12 hours ago
In Sweden you usually can get stuff before election. My kids love to walk by city hall and get candy, baloons, toys. Adults get coffee, condoms, ice scrapers and such.
kikinlivi 10 hours ago
'Here are your coffee, c****m and ice scraper, now go have a party
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I'm in the US and my take is that we have TOO MANY people voting. I really don't want to encourage voting with rewards that appeal to the laziest people possible. I'd rather that people have to solve a NYT Sunday Crossword in order to be allowed to vote, or first they have to help mow the lawn of the courthouse...something that demonstrates either intelligence or civic-mindedness.
Rika 1 day ago
Isn't voting mandatory in Australia, though ? Jailing people who don't wanna vote would surely be more expensive than offering them free hot dogs if they do vote.
Phantom Phoenix 20 hours ago
Non-voters aren't jailed. They maybe get a fine if the government bothers to chase them up at all.
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Beccy Stekelenburg 1 hour ago
You have to buy the sausage. It’s called a democracy sausage and there’s a website you can go and check which polling stations are doing the sausages nearby
Andrew Read 7 hours ago
...and that's with compulsory voting. Imagine if they had to entice up to the polls...we'd get silver service, methinks.
Jennifer Foster 1 day ago
No, they send you your sticker along with the election papers.
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Different Education Terms
#20
He Is Robot
#22
Sweet Spot Between Temperature Extremes
#23
Bringing Everyone Together
#24
Superman vs. Cybertruck
2WheelTravlr 1 day ago
...then despair as he picks the thing up and it just falls apart in his hands like the delicate flower it is.
#25
What
#26
I, A Rock Collector
#27
A Metaphorical Artwork Taken Quite Literally
#28
Illustrator
Liliana Spiro 16 hours ago (edited)
Yup, on to the next level. In all seriousness, though, in my world, if someone gives me something that bears a positive significance to them, regardless of whether it aligns with my persuasions or not, I feel grateful and thank them. It's their way of showing kindness, gratitude and care. That's what counts, not the item itself. It's of significance to them, as should their act be to you.
#29
Flight Attendant POV
#30
Challenging God With A Sweater
#31
Lgbt+-X÷
Huddo's sister 1 day ago
That is a stereotype I am not familiar with and I wonder where it comes from
#32
Ambassador For Hungary
#33
Derogative
#35
Kid Who Watches A Lot Of Cartoons
#36
Whoopsie
#37
"Teams Is Inferior To In-Office" My Brother In Christ, You Made The Application
#38
Slightly Better
#39
Birth Control
#40
Superman Is So Good Guys
#41
I Put A Spell On You~~
#42
Too Far
Cat Palmer 20 hours ago
I live on the Isle of Wight (a little island off the south coast of England) and people over here have a ridiculously distorted sense of distance. A couple of weeks ago, I travelled to a place about 40 minutes' drive away, and the people I was visiting were amazed and impressed by my strength and determination in making such an epic journey. Jokes were made about needing my passport. I was, and remain, bewildered.
#43
Easy Prey
Caffeinated Ape 18 hours ago
Oh I like this interpretation. It's right up there with Yoda being either a crackpot or just a relentless troll as none of the other members of his species we've seen have had the same mixed-up manner of speaking as him.
#44
Understanding The World
#45
Hp
#46
Kids These Days Can’t Even Write The Equivalent Of An Average Aita Or Aio Post
Surly Scot 1 day ago (edited)
14 at school we were regularly assigned 3000word essays throughout the year. There's a feebleness in modern intelligence that i'm dreadfully uncomfortable with.
#47
Truly Wonderful, The Mind Of A Child Is
#48
Germ Theory To The Unaware
Remi (He/Him) 1 day ago
One book I read, Star Trek something had a fairly primitive world, but it was a common belief that invisible sickness demons were at fault, but you could wash them off. Logical really
#49
Gave Away Their Location
#50
Thank God For American Public Transit
Riley Quinn 9 hours ago
How I wish the US had a public transit system. Sure, some of the bigger cities have respectable mass transit, but it pales in comparison to Europe and other countries.
#51
Girls In Voice Chat
Bi.Felicia 1 day ago
I'm going to have to talk on some game chat and see just how powerful my voice is, being a woman US Marine and all. 😂
#52
They Really Melt Down At The Smallest Thing
#53
Toxic Masculinity But Like A Cool Version
#54
Odysseus
#55
I Would Like This Too
2WheelTravlr 1 day ago
I would also pay for this. I honestly have no idea what people think of me, I seem to get along with everyone and have fun casual interactions with people, but that's it. Taking it from acquaintance to friend seems like an impossible hurdle with the exception of a few close friends I've had forever.
#56
Children Are Strange
Phantom Phoenix 19 hours ago
The monster under your parents' bed was hiding from the ghost in their bedroom's closet. I wonder who the closet ghost was hiding from
#57
It's Gonna Be Pretty Humiliating When The Kids Finally Get Good
Remi (He/Him) 1 day ago
I always like to target gyms where the critters have been sitting for several hours so the people get the coins first
#58
Wahoo
Caffeinated Ape 18 hours ago
I can't remember where I read it, but I'm amused by the (presumably tongue-in-cheek) notion that Mario and Bowser aren't enemies, they and Peach are in a poly-relationship together, sharing a "kidnap-and-rescue" kink.
#59
Divorced From Reality
#61
The Most Fascinating Person I Am Glad To Have Never Met
#63
On Science And Research
#64
Lack Of Online Spaces For Kids
#65
Reinvented Gender Norms
#66
Luigi Himself
#67
A Lot More Things Are Pseudoscience Than You Might Think
#68
Absence Of Smells
Dane 18 hours ago
In my 40's, I started caving ("spelunking"), and have been in well over 100 wild caves, deep pits, etc. And now there is a smell that I never smelled before, but come across occasionally above ground. Difficult to describe, but like a wet black garbage back, no exactly musty, but .... A brand new smell in my mid-40's is just weird. I'm sure I have come across wet trash bags before, but never this odor. Weird.
#71
*asthmatic Aloha Noises*
#72
In Light Of A Certain Mod Abusing Their Powers Here, I Feel That This Is Once Again Relevant
#73
Oval Office Having An Extremely Normal One
#75
Writers Ask The Big Questions
Michael Largey 13 hours ago
Do they ever posit themselves as belonging to a truly inferior race?
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