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40 Times People Felt The Need To Brag Online And Looked So Cringy, They Got Shamed On “Humble Brag” (New Pics)
I don’t know who needs to hear it, but people can spot humblebragging a mile away. So, rather than trying to downplay your achievements and skills, it's better to speak about them openly and confidently. Of course, there is a reason people see bragging in a negative light, but in certain cases, it is important to acknowledge your accomplishments, which are essential for your growth.
However, due to the fear of being perceived as narcissistic, people tend to exchange it for something more modest while still seeking validation. These occurrences don’t go unnoticed and end up being shared on the r/humblebrag subreddit. Hopefully, these examples will teach us to strike a balance between recognizing our accomplishments and being humble.
Let's aim to communicate confidently, honestly, and with authenticity.
To learn more about where it is acceptable to brag and how to do it appropriately, Bored Panda got in touch with Peggy Klaus, the author of two best-selling books, BRAG! The Art of Tooting Your Own Horn Without Blowing It and The Hard Truth About Soft Skills: Workplace Lessons Smart People Wish They’d Learned Sooner. Read the full interview below.
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#1
A Wholesome Humble Brag, But A Humble Brag Nonetheless
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Hahahahahah okay I feel like we should normalize talking about our qualities the same way we do about our flaws
TonyTee 2 years ago
I’m surprised this one made the list, I see nothing wrong here. All it did was give me great admiration for the man
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
This is a good one and may help someone realise how being nice does actually effect someone. Idk tho maybe I'm being too optimistic
TonyTee 2 years ago
I must also be too optimistic because I totally agree with you
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Yep, people remember who was nice to them and bad to them, even going back to elementary school
purple penguin 2 years ago
Yes, it's a humblebrag of a sort, but not cringe - not even sure how it made it onto this post but kudos for upvoting to the top. We should 100% normalise talking about our good qualities as much as we do about our bad.
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I’m totally lost. How’s this a “humblebrag”? Where, exactly, is the bragging? I’m feeling especially stupid because this is #1 so I’m obviously missing something OBVIOUS, but I can’t see it! Help me, please, pandas?
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#2
Yup, He's Really Humble This One
Fat Harry 2 years ago (edited)
At least with Trump you know it's not sarcasm. Sarcasm takes a certain amount of intelligence and this man would lose a battle of wits to a grapefruit.
Jp@nda 2 years ago
Aw man I thought you just called him a bloated orange and I was dying, lol. You should really leave it that way, take off the dumb f part is so much better
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Loverboy 2 years ago
I like how it's Christmas at about dinner time and yet he still took to twitter to post some b******t like always.
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Well TBF, his family probably doesn't want to deal with his b******t either, so he's likely got nothing better to do
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Rosa Carone-Prendergast 2 years ago
No one loves trump more than trump loves trump! He's such an a*****e.
Tatiana ERystavi 1 month ago
Aww, how did it go with election? Oh wait, he win a popular vote. Rosa you’re tripping. That animal on your pic is smarter than you.
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ApplePie123eat 2 years ago
Donald trying to make a tweet where he doesn't brag about himself (impossible):
~lophiiformes~ 2 years ago
dont know if i should upvote this because it matches the topic or downvote for trump
#3
The Resemblance Is Uncanny
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Ummmmm… I didn’t know a frown can be that looonngg , it’s running down to her neck
As one of America’s most sought-after communication and leadership experts, Peggy emphasized the importance of distinguishing between good and bad bragging behaviors and explained how good bragging can be appropriate and effective in various situations. “I want to be clear that talking about yourself does not imply arrogance or boastfulness. That is a result of bad bragging behaviors such as talking incessantly, never asking about others, interrupting, bringing the conversation back to you, condescending, exaggerating, and lying, among others. Good bragging is subtle and seamlessly works its way into business and social interactions. And there are many situations where you should be bragging, the good way: conferences and networking events, friends’ parties (you never know who might be looking for a great employee), interviews, and performance reviews. With the latter, you should be fully prepared with a robust collection of information about your work, goals, achievements, and things your clients and colleagues have said about you. If you have received your review prior to a conversation with your boss, make sure you address their feedback,” wrote Peggy Klaus.
#4
Dudes Twitter Is A Goldmine For This S**t
Loverboy 2 years ago
Haha I know right, some people just carry condiments around and have their car keys sticking out of their purse upside down.
BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
i know i'm overthinking this but it bothers me that on the key fob, the logo is upside down but the lock/unlock icons are the right way up. if i spent potentially a couple hundred grand on a car and got that, i would be PÎSSED! :)
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Csaba Hegedűs 2 years ago
When I see people carrying around stuff like Gucci or Prada, I can only think that they are morons enough so they could be conned into paying 20x the price of what those stuff areactually made for, just for bragging rights.
Ash 2 years ago
I actually went down through a number of comments before I figured out what the humblebrag was supposed to be ABOUT. It's the PURSE?? Geez, I could find something that looks like that at Target.
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Jrog 2 years ago
Guy is a "celebrity jeweller, music producer and actor", smells like the usual "fake wealthy lifestyle flaunting" fare from twitter. There are allegations his cars, watches etc are just rentals https://boxden.com/showthread.php?t=2340630 For sure this photo is incredibly cringeworthy on so many levels, but mostly because the stuff shown is not even real luxury, is mid-tier at best (and the porsche 911 is likely rented)
Jrog 2 years ago
The bag is a 900$ Prada 2005 Re-Edition nylon small bag, literally the second cheapest Prada bag money can buy, if original. I say "If original" because it looks very fake: the model with a chain link comes with a double-wide strap in Cordura, this is single-width faux-leather, while the model with thin strap has saddle stitches on the edges, and no chain.
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Bag and wallet are so expensive she can't afford to eat more than hot sauce packs when she's snackish!
Sue User 2 years ago
I know. Forget the purse and keys, where can i get the tajin packets?
Load More Replies... Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Lol, I’m soooo slomo, I didn’t get it until looking at pics for a bit
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
I didn’t get there was anything to get until your comment. *facepalm*
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Sara Wilson 2 years ago
Sure there isn't another logo u want to try and squeeze into that pic?
#5
"Failed" Attempt At Icing Bragging To Beginners
HOUSE 2 years ago
I would be more subtle and say "aww never mind it looks fine and practise makes perfect"
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Csaba Hegedűs 2 years ago
Maybe the left one is a reference picture she followed and the result we can see top right.
george c 2 years ago
I like agreeing with people when they say negative things about themselves. And if they get offended, I use my favorite line from the show community: "sometimes you go fishing and you catch a boot"
Samsquatch 2 years ago
Me: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS AND DOESNT TRY TO COMFORT ME
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A Guy I See Regularly On The Elevator Where I Live Had This Slip Out Of His Pocket And Casually Said, “Oh, Sorry You Had To See That.” He Then Left It On The Elevator When He Got Off
Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
What if I tell you that it's not a matter of size but mostly listening to your partner needs ?
Luna Crow 2 years ago
This is the truth. Size is nothing compared to being an attentive lover.
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David Martin 2 years ago
Personally, if I'd heard this guy saying "Sorry you had to see that" I would just pick it up, hand it back, and deadpan tell him "Sorry you have to lie about your size"
Quinn Nix 2 years ago
Or how about, "Sorry you felt the need to drop that there on purpose."
Load More Replies... kate s 2 years ago
Whoops! He dropped his monster condum for his magnum dong! Danny Devito did it better, buddy
zomby woof 2 years ago
My guess is he left it behind hoping you'd pick it up and return it. Then maybe there would be some kind of rendezvous. Like in porn movie.
jack sprat 2 years ago
I had a good friend jokingly say "I ain't got length but I can put friction on a pickle jar." That was 30 years ago. I loved it so much that I stole it and I still use it to this day (the joke, not his penis).
Lots of individuals, due to the stigma of bragging, might seem unable to promote themselves. If you, too, experience this, Peggy advises reframing the perception of bragging. “First, you have to be open to letting go of the old perception of BRAG as a four-letter word and reframe it as taking pride in yourself. Just like you tell others you love to be proud of yourself, you need to do that for yourself. And then BRAG, the good way: share something truthful about yourself, either personally or professionally, in an energetic and conversational manner which creates interest and excitement in your audience.”
#7
Crying Emoji
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
I speak american, australian, english and british, but I don't think that's enough :((((
Immortal Jellyfish 2 years ago
I can speak American and English but I have no clue what the Australians are talking about.
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Fat Harry 2 years ago
I often wonder how fluently people who claim to speak so many languages actually speak them. And I mean the people who brag about it, not those who just quietly speak several languages and only tell you when asked.
Bored Templar 2 years ago
Well I can clear that now. It's impossible, listen to me: IMPOSSIBLE to speak two languages perfectly. There's always one you will always be a little less known. Also accents. Your tongue movements are genetic
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Loverboy 2 years ago
"I never thought that knowing just two was impressive" = "I would've stopped there if I knew I'd get the same amount of attention" lol
whaaaaaaaaaa 2 years ago
Yeah that's what I really really hope they meant. However I'm afraid it's meant as "I'm so much better but these losers get so much attention and they're stealing my spotlight" which is truly just sad
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Phoenix the Frog 2 years ago
I speak English and I understand full Spanish speak some and I understand and speak some German but I am a military brat.
Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
Yes. But can you speak a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts?
Axel Nelson 1 month ago
Everyone in the Nordic Countries learn 2 foreign languages. In the northernmost parts some also speak Meänkieli and one of the Sami languages.
Vera Diblikova 2 years ago
In my 80, I learn English. I am speaking Russian, Deutsch, Francais (not much, I forgot a lot), Espanol (too not so much), Latin and my native Czech and Slowak (we were 20 y ago one nation with 2 languades, When I read Take me to dinner first, I am feeling ashamed.
#8
I Am So Grateful
Loverboy 2 years ago
This isn't a humble brag at all, just straight up obnoxious. I'm sure they'd appreciate it if you took your a*s back inside and let them do their job.
NickTheDuck 2 years ago
it might be ok if she got permission from the guy first, but this is just stupid.
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David Martin 2 years ago
"Thinking how my life is so different from the man out there picking rice, because he has a job and can afford a pair of pants, while I'm unemployed and spend my days fishing for compliments online from strangers about my a**"
Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
Influencers are awful. 18 months ago, we had strong word with one ( a s....y one, tbh, like 1000 followers) She made a post that sounded at first like a tribute to our just passed away close friend ( a local musician well known in the Metal music), ending in the words of ''don't forget to follow me, new pics at 5, tip me via the app''
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
He may be poor, but he can still afford pants. (Come on, pleaaase... can I s**t shame just this once?)
#9
So Pretty And Not Even Trying
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
not in a cocky way or anything, but I'm forever thankful that i don't have to cake on a ton of makeup to be somewhat attractive. because I have no talent at all to do it so I'm settled with my natural ugliness
TonyTee 2 years ago
You have no talent with it because that’s not a talent that you need, you’re fine just the way you are. 😌 Beauty’s only skin deep anyway, personality means the most and your personality makes you a keeper
Load More Replies... Loverboy 2 years ago (edited)
Listen, you can like makeup, it doesn't mean your ugly without it. If you don't want to put in the time, money, and effort of putting on a bunch of makeup, then do you. But if you like to do that, that's perfectly fine. It isn't for others, it's for yourself. And you sound cocky af
TonyTee 2 years ago (edited)
She’s praising herself for being attractive and not needing much makeup, but yet she still finds the need to use mascara 😏 Flexin about her natural beauty when it’s not all that natural to begin with. We’re all naturally beautiful, yes, but, even if it’s for self esteem purposes you want to humblebrag at least don’t contradict yourself in the process.
However, Peggy, like many others, expressed her dislike for humblebragging and encouraged individuals to own and express their accomplishments with confidence. She wrote: “I find humblebragging to be annoying because what the person really wants to say is 'I’m really pleased and proud of this accomplishment' but instead frames it with 'faux shyness': Example: 'It was embarrassing (but cool too) to be singled out yesterday by our CEO for my work with Girls Inc.'”
“Instead, own it and say 'It was wonderful to be acknowledged yesterday by our CEO in our town hall for the work my team and I do with Girls Inc. Thank you, (CEO name).'”
#10
Horrible Attempt At Humble Bragging...
Loverboy 2 years ago
So you're incredibly intelligent but can't spell or use proper grammar? And how in the hell do you get a car and college tuition by using just words?
Barry Patterson 2 years ago
Me too! Just the other day I got free room and board for 5 to 10 years by saying "This is a robbery" at my local bank. Words really do matter.
Negatoris Wrecks 2 years ago
Why do rich people's kids always land on persuasion and intellect as their main resource? You asked your parents, dingdong. 🙄
#11
Haha Even When I’m Ugly I’m Hot Haha Lmao
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
No, no, he meant it honestly. That she should be a model in a magazine selling funeral products. XD
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jack sprat 2 years ago
This reminds me of those women that post a pic of themselves in a bikini and say "I'm getting so fat!" Girl, you've got literally 3% body fat. Are you really that insecure about your body that you need a boat load of strangers to say that you look great?
#12
Ugh My Screen Time Is So High
BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
and yet he had to borrow $20 from the wife (another post on this thread). No wonder all she eats is hot sauce packets :) Unless this is a different ben baller, but i doubt it
Joots (shants/jorts) 2 years ago
LOL, great catch with it being the same guy! Maybe it’s a parody account?
Load More Replies... David Martin 2 years ago
Oops, how did those notifications about all my money I could afford to spend get into this screen shot about my screen time?!
#1FriendsFan 2 years ago
Speaking of having a high screen time, my mom was going through my phone and stuff and then she opened up my daily screen time and it was like an hour and ten minutes or something, and she was all like “you’re on your phone way too much, we need to put more restrictions on it!” Then I checked her daily screen time and it was eleven hours and 47 minutes. 😂 That’s literally like a whole day. 😂
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
lmao same! i'm on my phone 2 hours a day max, meanwhile both of my parents are on their phone 12+ hours
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Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
He's manic. Spending 500% more than last month. Posting all this grandiose stuff. Manic.
There are various myths surrounding bragging, which can lead to individuals resorting to humblebragging or failing to acknowledge their accomplishments altogether. “There are so many misconceptions, or what I call 'bragging myths' that result from our cultural, religious, and familial backgrounds: if you do good work, you will be recognized and rewarded, it’s a sin, it’s not nice, nice girls don’t do it, people won’t like you, etc. The truth is that if you don’t let people know about your successes, the obstacles you’ve overcome, and your value to the company, you will stall and/or derail your career. I have seen too many people passed over for stretch assignments, promotions, and bonuses because they didn’t let people know.”
“Identifying the bragging myths that you are holding on to is the first step in addressing them: your reticence to talking about yourself. Then, follow the steps in the book for creating brag bites, bragologues, fly-bys, and a brag bag so that you can be ready when the situation calls for it,” shared Peggy.
#13
...i Found One In The Wild...
Adam L 2 years ago
I read that in my mind just like they do it in the commercials lmao
Load More Replies... Ash 2 years ago
I don't see what's so bad about this one. A lot of women have low self-esteem, and if another woman compliments us, it makes us feel a lot better about ourselves. This could just be her expressing that.
Nadine Khazaka 2 years ago
Yeah, I read that as a woman being nice to another woman .
Load More Replies... Loverboy 2 years ago
I feel like you're taking a "You look pretty." or "I like your makeup." and making it seem like much more than it is. If this did happen, it was likely just a compliment. At least this one was mild, I was waiting for an "And then everybody clapped."
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I worked retail for two and a half years. I can say in all honesty that many times I doled out compliments like that as mindless polite conversational niceties, not as something serious or intended to found a friendship upon XD
Load More Replies... Adam Chang 2 years ago
Lady gaga and Bradley Cooper: "shahh sshaa shalllowwww, shahs shha shallow"
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
So, OP became friends with someone just because they thought she was pretty? Sounds like the basis for a solid friendship
#14
Maddie Ziegler With Jimmy Kimmel
waddles 2 years ago
not to brag but i have PERFECTED bad dancing it’s almost like i can’t even do good dancing
Tams21 2 years ago
I'm so good at bad dancing that when they say break a leg, I actually do. Once it was even my own.
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LillieMean 2 years ago
It's so iconic that I've learned to dance to it. The other is the dancing sims in the Sims games. Someone might ask how dare I dance so publicly, but someone wiser than me has once said that when you have lost your reputation you can live quite freely.
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#15
It Is So Difficult Being Such A Milf!
Loverboy 2 years ago
Not everyone wants to f**k you, get over yourself. However, women do deserve to get to walk on a beach without getting harassed.
Sweet_Dee 2 years ago
Agreed. I have many friends that act like they are being hit on 24/7 when it's actually just innocent normal interactions. It gets to be a bit much...
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Elizabeth Elliot 2 years ago
This is about sexual harassment and people are criticising the woman! Honestly this doesn't assume she thinks she's stunning, it's a comment on how pushy men can be!
Mona 2 years ago
Once my flight was delayed and I talked to a man who was also waiting. About five minutes into the conversation, I showed him pictures of my kids and he got pissed and said I should have been wearing my wedding ring. So yeah maybe she’s fishing for compliments or maybe she just wants to take a fricking walk on a fricking beach.
Teatime Thots 2 years ago (edited)
Bold of him to assume that you were married at all. Did he understand where babies come from?
Load More Replies... Mylène Asselin-Soucy 2 years ago
Well, the woman didn't saynif she was harassed or just looked at....
Teatime Thots 2 years ago
Yeah, sometimes people are looking because you're in possession of some item they've taken an interest in. I had a guy staring at me for a long time once at a train station. He finally came over and.... said my hat was cool, asked if it was a Tilley.
Load More Replies... Craig Boddys 2 years ago
They were probably staring while trying to work out whether youre in drag or not. Not everyone stares at you cos they fancy you, mostly its because we cant believe youre human.
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Yeah, the sight of a morbidly obese, hairy man in a bikini looking hopeful would make anyone do that...
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Setting the bar awfully low there, sex kitten. Men will stare at any woman in a bikini. It's kind of their beach auto-programming.
Being unable to brag is a problem many people face; however, women, people of color, LGBTQ+, and neuro-diverse individuals face additional challenges. “In my 20 years of teaching thousands of people the art of bragging, I have found many men who have difficulty bragging. Yet, women, people of color, LGBTQ+, and the neuro-diverse face even greater challenges with self-promotion due to conscious and unconscious bias and a narrower band of acceptable behavior and communication. In addition to exploring their own personal barriers, these communities must discern their organization’s attitude toward self-promotion, and create short, pithy entertaining communications (I call these bragologues and fly-bys) that will resonate with their audiences,” shared Peggy.
#16
Way Too Many Scholarships
JayBizzle1977 2 years ago
Well...not a university....but....www.tacobell.com/news/taco-bell-business-school-is-the-hottest-new-thing-in-education
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jack sprat 2 years ago
Are they actually taking all of these scholarships and no one else can get the scholarship then? Because if you turn down a scholarship, doesn't it just go to another person? Maybe I'm wrong.
TwiggyTheTree 1 week ago
How to blow an American's mind? My university degree in metallurgy and metalworking cost me exactly... $260 or something like that. Had to buy the books but that was all.
Lea S. 3 months ago
This reminds me of the time an old acquaintance sat down at the start of a house party to tell everyone a story about THE PRESIDENT OF A MAJOR UNIVERSITY, personally vouched for his future acceptance as a full-ride scholarship student. I just remember catching the eyes of other people around the room and trying not to laugh. He never got into the school.
Joots (shants/jorts) 2 years ago
They need to spend some of that scholarship money on a manicure or at least a cheap manicure set from CVS - they got major fingernail jam! I bet their nails smell real bad in that little slot bw the skin and nails!
#17
Does This Count?
Loverboy 2 years ago
If this is true, you need help for talking about it online and she needs help dealing with her insecurities.
over it already 2 years ago
Help! My therapy speak is like, totally taking up space in my vernacular!
TiffInTheUSA 2 years ago
Maybe you bragging online is causing her insecurities. Your not a friend you brainless broad.
#18
I Can’t Stop Cringing
David Martin 2 years ago
The only way this could be more fake and more cringe is if he was talking about how he only wears baggy pants, because he doesn't want girls or guys to see his huge bulge in tight pants
that weird wallflower is demi 2 years ago
He probably has another post about that...
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Moosy Girl 2 years ago
I imagine a saxophone player and wind machine materialised right when he let his hair down.
Moo 2 years ago
I saw female and already knew it was terrible...use WOMAN! Female is an adjective, it describes us! To use it as a noun diminishes us down to only our lady bits, it makes me feel personally less than human. There are female animals, but only humans are women. Only saying this to inform, not trying to argue! :)
And lastly but not least, Peggy shares her excitement that you might be interested in. “I am very excited about my new program, “Bragging beyond Bias,” Stepping up, Speaking up and Succeeding as your true self.” All of us face biases, but for people of color, women, LGBTQ and the neuro-diverse, self-promotion comes with even greater challenges. Participants learn how to attract and retain a diverse group of associates, build an effective culture of celebrating accomplishments, and become a champion for setting open collaborative environments.”
#19
Just Tired Of Always Being An Alpha
Loverboy 2 years ago
No, you're giving off incel vibes. "I don't attract them because I give off lion/daddy energy" sure buddy, that's why.
SarDemMin 2 years ago
Alphas, according to Google - Wolves do not have an innate sense of rank; they are not born leaders or born followers. The “alphas” are simply what we would call in any other social group “parents.” The offspring follow the parents as naturally as they would in any other species.May 24, 2022
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ScrapieChick 2 years ago
That profile picture looks a lot like one of the angry men I see popping up in a womans rights group on Facebook!
Lori Harper 2 years ago
Men who refer to themselves as "daddy" (and women who call men "daddy") are cringe
#20
From Whisper
David Martin 2 years ago
Their lives may be less than perfect, but Hell, I'd give it a try. As they said in "Oliver and Company"..."If this is torture, chain me to the WALL!"
Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
My heart goes to these poor IG models. A life of suffering and unrecognised labour.
Kristin Burggraf 2 years ago
I believe this one - because seeing them in public: their children are nightmares, their partners are unfaithful, and their conversations are generally meaningless. So yeah, good luck with that.
LadyJaye 2 years ago
Poor thing, it's so sad that you wear clothes that are probably worth more than my life
New Everywhere 2 years ago
A piece of cloth could never be worth more than your life : )
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Moo 2 years ago
Kim Namjoon from BTS did an amazing song talking about struggles in a way that wasn't whiny and made viewers feel empathetic despite the fact that the struggles weren't something most people could relate to. Being rich or famous or pretty doesn't automatically mean your life is perfect, and everyone knows that, but you can share your struggles in a way that doesn't sound whiny and ungrateful for the amazing position you have in life
#21
My Friend’s Oopsie
blobby_grrl 2 years ago
A tiny piece of cloth worth 10 dollars that is sold for 500 dollars...
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G O 2 years ago
How would it get stuck on her? The label is on cardboard. And you can see where it's been ripped off. Something tells me she just needed some internet attention seeking.
Fenchurch 2 years ago (edited)
Tiny? Toddler? Stupid? Yeah I think it's the last one
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Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago
Sings: "Where did you get that hat, Where did you get that tile, You should take it right back, Because it's awfully vile".
#22
My First Encounter
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
I got like 12 but idk I lost count, is it ok when you're 4 days old?
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Given the way this is written, I’m thinking he’s talking about Sims schools because real ones don’t want illiterate boobyheads.
Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago
Discounts on fake degrees from diploma mills aren't really 'scholarships', sport.
Liz Orreo trex ago go 2 years ago
You can't get scholarships for college until grade 12 after the final marks come in, they are based on your performance in your pre-requisites.
JMC5003 2 years ago
Actually, I think this is pretty impressive. Nothing wrong with being proud of this achievement.
#23
Friend Is Mad His $1,280.00 Hoodie Isn’t Warm Enough On His Trip To Alaska
Persephone hates Pomegranate 2 years ago
Alaskan here. WHY WOULD YOU ONLY BRING A HOODIE TO AN ALASKAN WINTER? also it looks like your mushing? PLEASE NEVER COME BACK WE DON'T CLAIM YOU.
Just a panda with misophonia 2 years ago
That is too cold for anywhere that gets even a decent amount of snow, let alone Alaska
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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
That poster you're standing in front of must be really cold. Go stand by a picture of Hawaii now.
Loverboy 2 years ago
Designer brands aren't the best, in my experience. The only real purpose to buying that c**p is to show how much money you don't have now.
Historyharlot93 2 years ago
Sorry, but Gucci and Prada have become the designer brands for white trash and whatever other countries equivalent to that is.
Load More Replies... Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
Surprise, you just paid for a logo ! Being a sandwich man ain't easy, right ?
Esist Nosrep 2 years ago
Oh my silk lui vuiton thin scarf is to cold for siberia winter - 50° celsius. Any advice, fellow humble braggers? Also my channel bag does not fit all the wood i chopped in the himalayan mountains, help! It's is so cold im literaly burning 100 dollar bills to keep myself warm, help!
mooshoflove 2 years ago
It doesn't look like the background is real.. the human looks like a cut out, edges too sharp. Or is that just me?
#24
Doesn't Look A Day Over 50 In My Opinion
Mike Crow 2 years ago
Happened to me. I am 45 and was at a restaurant and ordered a drink and the waitress asked for my id. As I handed it over I asked if I really look that young and she replied “I just wanted to see if you qualified for the seniors discount.”
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Yikes, sorry dude, I feel you, turning 50 on the 24th
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CanadianDimes 2 years ago
I used to work in a place where you had to ask everyone for ID (that was the law at the time, not the company's policy). It probably isn't like this in NYC but it's not always because someone thinks you look young. (Also, dude, you do NOT.)
Abrufal 2 years ago
I live in NY can confirm it's law to id everyone. It's not super heavy enforced though.
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Snorkeldorf 2 years ago (edited)
Where I live, most places require an ID to purchase alcohol. It doesn't matter if you're 96 years old, no ID = no sale. Visited my daughter and she went to Trader Joe's to pick me up a bottle of wine. It was only 2 days after her birthday but, of course, her license had just expired. She was 26 at the time and they wouldn't sell it to her. I think they may have to enter something in the register to even ring it up. Somebody probably checks that info now and then and an employee could lose their job if they screw up.
k sand 2 years ago
Ok I thought he looked familiar...Boris Becker the tennis guy?
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jack sprat 2 years ago
I was denied the sale of beer once because I didn't have an ID too. I'm 51. It's not because I look under 21. It was because the store had a strict policy of not selling alcohol to anyone without an ID. Don't let it go to your head, dude.
#25
Valedictorian But Also R/Ihavesex
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Yeah same. It could straight up be a joke. And if it's actually serious then I could see people who are so anxious that it would trigger them.
Load More Replies... Anthony Docherty 2 years ago (edited)
First cousins shouldn't be playing games like that. Special needs valedictorian is an achievement in a class of one
#26
Damn, Ed, That Must Be So Hard For You...
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Tbh I don't get the random hate towards Ed Sheeran, he has similar songs just like many artists out there. Romantic pop songs, is that really that bad? Same with james blunt
AnnaRachelle 2 years ago
I love James Blunts music. He also takes the Micky out of himself. Good sense of humour
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BravePanda 2 years ago
Not sure if this is a humble brag, it seems more like unrealistic pressure from external sources. If he was talking about body image, a statement like this would be alarming.
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
There is a LOT of pressure for performers at that level. Look at the last part of Michael Jackson's life and many others. The anxiety over the need for another successful song/performance can render them unable to function
David 2 years ago
I feel like this is posted tongue and cheek knowing folks will sort of laugh at it. And that emotion is real. I'm a nobody but I've heard many famous artists say some version of "(thing 1) was a big success and now I'm feeling a lot of pressure over people's expectations for (thing 2)" Musicians, authors etc.
Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago
It's been said of Ed that, as an actror, he makes a great singer. We can see that, as a snappy dresser, he makes a staggeringly marvellous singer.
Beruthiel45 2 years ago
Saw him on Game of Thrones, had never heard of him before, a surprise for the little lass who was supposedly a big fan. Most cringe worthy segment, absolutely meaningless and obviously fake. Left me wondering what the aitch was that?
Teatime Thots 2 years ago (edited)
Honestly, I bet that's a real fear for someone in his position. Like, anytime I do something really awesome (not anywhere near this level of recognition, but, you know, manage to pen a zinger in an office birthday card) I always think "S**t, I have just officially set my personal bar too high.."
#27
He’s Learning How To Be Humble
Teatime Thots 2 years ago
Yeah this is what I assumed too. Early in my career, I was asked to do that once in awhile (worked for a start up) mostly because it was easy and even a dumb noob could manage to transfer money.
Load More Replies... BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
he's clearly using a definition of humble we're not familiar with
#28
Lady Gaga With That Hard Flex
Iva Kazalova 2 years ago
This post is commenting on the fact she has real friends that love her beyond fame, what the hell is wrong with that?
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
It's that she had to jam the statement about her three Grammy awards in there rather than just saying "my friends love me for me".
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Ed Sheeran was joking... Is Lady Gaga? I think so, but I can't tell...
Csaba Hegedűs 2 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if she herself arranged the 'surprise' in order to make this post...
Kitty 🥀 2 years ago
If they were paid they’d be in full makeup wearing “casual” Gucci sweaters and Armani T-shirts.
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Daniele Ribolla 2 years ago
ah, Lady Gaga, the "you never will be famous" girl?? I adore that artist and gorgeous woman. admire also her strenght and talent that brought her to her fully deserved success! I Love you, Stef ❤️❤️❤️
#29
Wow! Must Be Hard To Be That Smart
Loverboy 2 years ago
Admittedly, I used to be like this. I'm ashamed now and it's super cringey
ThatOmniCapybara(she/they) 2 years ago
At least you don't do it anymore! :)
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
4.5? Ugh. She must get 110% on all her tests. Grade inflation...
detective miller's hat 2 years ago
My oldest sister managed to do next to nothing to get the highest GPA in her class, but she never bragged about it.
Olivia The Cloud 2 years ago
i hate when people do this. Like, we don't really care about your good grades. We have our own education to worry about.
LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
"This is my GPA, and this is my 'very high' IQ." "That's great and all but you still managed to knock yourself unconscious when you got drunk and tried to fight your own reflection."
David 2 years ago
I have a friend who graduated with over a 4.0 (forget exact number). She graduated with honors and all that. At least at her college you absolutely had to "do anything" because even if you aced all the tests you couldn't get over 4.0 without doing the extra credit assignments.
Iblowsheep_V3.2 2 years ago
if there's any truth to that, it probably speaks more to the quality of education they are receiving rather than any innate intellect.
#30
Elon Musk Humble Brag
Loverboy 2 years ago
F**k you Elon, and f**k anyone who stands with you. I can't believe people are still fighting for him like he's not one of the biggest morons I've ever see.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I used to be the BIGGEST fan of SpaceX (not Musk himself, just SpaceX) back in the early 2000s. I was SO excited for the dream of space travel/landing on Mars within my lifetime. Musk has literally ruined my pure childhood dream of seeing space travel/Mars landing within my lifetime. He is a disgusting human being and it's so hard for me to internally reconcile my love for rockets/space stuff with how grody SpaceX's founder is.
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Luna Crow 2 years ago
"HEY! I'M GETTING TOO MUCH ATTENTION! STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO ME, DO YOU HEAR ME? I'M GOING TO SHUT UP ANY MINUTE NOW... JUST GO OVER HERE AND BE QUIETLY AWESOME IN SILENCE AND STOP TALKING. YES ANY MINUTE NOW..."
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
All those caps, must be DJT. Put the 2 of them on an island (without phones/internet) and let them stroke each other for ever.
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Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
Like vamping others ideas and making people unemployed, harrassing the ones who make you earn an indecent fortune ?
ApplePie123eat 2 years ago
"Will try my best to be heads down focused on doing useful things for civilization" says the person who rejected ending world hunger for $6BN but agreed on buying Twitter for $44BN
Lori Harper 2 years ago
Musk bought Twitter to be his very own ego-site and had his people change the algorithms so his posts were first when he got jealous that Biden's post got top billing. But, yeah, sure...not an attention wh*re at all...
#31
Is This A Humble Brag?
Kristal 2 years ago
This can also not be a humble brag and more of a response to something. It is true, people that are naturally good at stuff can give up easily cause they aren't used to failing (and that's not a comfy feeling)
TheElderNom 2 years ago
When it comes to studying it is also that they never learn to do it the right way. If just coasting through school and doing a bit of binge studying right before the test was always more than enough, suddenly having to do it properly can be really hard, if not impossible. You lack the discipline and have no clue on what to do.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
That isn't wrong. I used to be naturally good at whatever I learned in school now I'm f*****g stupid and can't learn anything new because it's too difficult
Eris Kallisti 2 years ago
This often happens to people who were diagnosed with ADHD later in life.
notreallyraine (they/them) 2 years ago
This is happening to me and I was diagnosed at 8
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Deidre Lippnik 2 years ago
But also.. if you're naturally good at everything nothing would be difficult.. suck my d**k Chad
Maartje Donkers-Brouwers 2 years ago
My son is highly gifted and has never learned anything through trial and error. He is now at a school that focuses on this part in particular because this means making it later in life or not. It was always hard for me to see him do this or actually not doing it. After three years in this school it started to click for him. He is trying new things now and failing too sometimes and the best part is it truly makes him more happier. So please embrace you fails and please help your kids to embrace them.
G O 2 years ago
Hmm I dunno. Me and my ex used to do random stuff and I would either be good at it or pick it up pretty fast. And she would always say "how, wtf" ect.. but she was much smarter than me so I would get frustrated when she tried to teach me stuff. We always took the time to teach each other things so I'm not sure if this particular post is bragging or not.
#32
From A Adventure Motorcycle Group On Fb. Original Post Was Asking People To Post Pictures Of Their Moto Related Tattoos
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
If you're paid for it. Remember haemophiliacs like me were infected with blood bought in America because it wasn't an altruistic aft to give blood, rather than sell it
David 2 years ago
Anthony, after reading GFSTaylor's comment I want to apologize to you. Somehow I never even heard about that. I had heard that some folks in the USA got infected but I didn't know we exported it to other countries.
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V Martinez 2 years ago
Off topic, and I'll prob get downvoted. The 'A Adventure' instead of 'An Adventure' in the title bugs me. Probably just me. I'll leave now so you all can enjoy the rest of your day! Lol
Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago
15 May 2018. An Australian man credited with saving the lives of over 2.4 million babies with his blood plasma made his final donation Friday, according to the Australian Red Cross Blood Service. (1,173 donations)
James Harrison, nicknamed “the man with the golden arm,” has a rare antibody in his blood that is used to make a lifesaving medication called anti-D, given to mothers whose blood is at risk of developing rhesus D hemolytic disease (HDN), or antibodies that attack their unborn babies. james-harr...04375f.jpg 
Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago
And do you know how much money he got for all those donations? Nothing. Zero. Nil. In Australia, blood donation is entirely voluntary. No payment to donors at all.
Load More Replies... Tara Moov 2 years ago
I've been a regular blood donor my entire adult life at different centers in different states and have NEVER been deferred for recently getting a tattoo. You just have to disclose it, and all that happens is the Red Cross or whoever asks if it was done by a licensed artist. They just want to make sure your blood isn't potentially contaminated with hepatitis, HIV, etc. from a reused needle if you got your tat from a friend/prison bunkmate/etc. in an unsafe condition. So this commenter is both insufferable and incorrect.
Terra Cotta 2 years ago
From the Red Cross FAQ: Wait 3 months after a tattoo if the tattoo was applied in a state that does not regulate tattoo facilities. Currently, the only states that DO NOT regulate tattoo facilities are: District of Columbia, Georgia, Idaho, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, Pennsylvania, Utah and Wyoming.
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Sherry Moore 2 years ago
The only person who can brag about this is the guy with some type of rare blood that's saved a bunch of people
Iva Kazalova 2 years ago
How old is he, I was never good at maths and I’m 35, started donating when I was 18, deffo not religiously and I’ve got 20 credits, does he live on a transfusion machine?
Lama 2 years ago
He would have been giving blood for over 30 years. Technically possible.
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Jonni Schneider 2 years ago
Bizarre how off topic this got. He speaks of travel and tattoos. Not blood draws or types.
Jonni Schneider 2 years ago
And a small "n" needs to be after first capital A. It should read An Adventure.
Gemma Sykes 2 years ago
The donor is in the UK (the logo is from blood.co.uk) so they were not paid. Yes the post is a bit of a humblebrag but it's a pretty awesome thing to do if you can.
#33
Thank You Random Facebook Dude, Very Cool...
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
I eat too well, have an impressive blubbery 24-pack, had a nasty divorce and was born genetically fecked. I am completely confident you have a gun, truck and small pen!s
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
I eat like a pig, have a keg, have zero wives, was born with 14 toes, and my level of confidence is that of a 5 minute old squirrel. /s
#34
Reddit Can You Tell Me Why I’m So Hot And Irresistible??
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Out of pity. Maybe the way you stoop when walking suggests you have a massive package but it's just inbred scoliosis. Fighting off your sisters must be tough
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
I take you're into someone else but she's the only female in the entire world who's not interested in you? Do you also happen to be in a Disney show or something?
#35
Yep, That Will Definitely Help
AnkleByter 2 years ago
Putting your missing organs back in your body might help you sleep even better! (this is a photoshop fail pic).
Teatime Thots 2 years ago (edited)
Is it? I have pretty poor eyesight and when I read this I took a squint, but I'm struggling to see it, sadly. I can see her features, and I assumed that the cringe was that she's not super ab-y yet but getting there. So I kind of defended her in that sense. If it's photoshopped, I've lost all faith in humanity at this point.
Load More Replies... jack sprat 2 years ago
I always count my six pack when I can't sleep. It actually works because I get so exhausted trying to find even one abdominal muscle.
Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago
Or you could do something useful that also tires you out, like say cleaning or a real exercise routine.
Teatime Thots 2 years ago (edited)
Soooooo here's the thing with this.... I'm picturing someone who used to be a lot bigger who is in the middle of her fitness journey, and is really proud of her progress and wants to share updates whenever she can get away with it. And I can appreciate that.
#36
Truly In Awe Of This Legendary Humblebrag
jack sprat 2 years ago
Right... You can't honestly tell me that this guy didn't turn you on! /S
Load More Replies... Wintermute 2 years ago
If she gets sick after sleeping with you, probably keep that to yourself.
Lori Harper 2 years ago (edited)
What part exactly is "freakishly huge"? Your ears? Your feet? Your nose? Your left eyeball? /s
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Get sick with WHAT? There’s not enough info here! (Or this was written by someone whose native tongue isn’t English?) Why would one get sick sleeping with a big man?
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Okay i laughed a lot in the middle of the bus station, but so many options!!!! Is she ill? Is she tired? Is she super cool? Damn
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#37
Guy Goes To Gordon Ramsey Restaurant And Acts Like A Food Critic When He Doesn’t Know What A Z Score Is
Loverboy 2 years ago
"After I demanded" just immediately makes you a d**k head. The staff aren't your servants, and you aren't somebody.
Abrufal 2 years ago
If he had to demand that means an actually chef was saying that's not the way it's done
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Jules Marten-Feldmann 2 years ago
BAH-HA-HA! I was trying to figure out what he possibly meant by baby chicken. This is hilarious, thank you for pointing it what it actually is and just totally making this one above and beyond funny🤣
Load More Replies... Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Gordon is sitting in his kitchen crying in fetal position after this
Phobrek 2 years ago
I had to look up what a z-score is. It's complicated and this guy is doin' it dead wrong.
visacrum 2 years ago
Honestly, when I read this at first I was like 'well don't like TELL US WHAT IT IS OR ANYTHING' and threw some internet anonymous bad cheer your way. Then I Googled it intending to be the hero by saying what it actually is. So now you get triple anonymous good cheer. Everyone, feel free to go Google it. It's complicated and this guy (the one giving a z-score) may as well be rating the meal in Miles Per Gallon or how much it will save on his electric bill annually.
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Lindsay Hantverk 2 years ago
Thats a charred lemon in the photo, not an onion.
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Jules Marten-Feldmann 2 years ago
I ate at one of his restaurants in the airport in London and it was fantastic. I would love to go back
#38
I’m Just Too Nice It’s Socially Unacceptable
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Even though this is an obvious flex, they're not wrong about it being socially shunned to spend time with the outdoor dwellers. You get some weird looks. And sometimes being seen and treated as an equal human is better than a dollar tossed on the way past (which is still much better than being yelled at)
Teatime Thots 2 years ago (edited)
I agree with all of this. Also my first thought is that it's kind of tacky to brag about how much you help people less fortunate. If they ever found out you bragged about helping them, it could shame them.
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Negatoris Wrecks 2 years ago
When I was homeless I think the communal narcissists may have been worse than the outright hostile housies.
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
I bet they look forward to a sandwich followed by diarrhoea induced by the coffee - sorry, meant to say "verbal"
Negatoris Wrecks 2 years ago
Oh my God you hit the nail on the head. If you take their offer they 1.want to tell you their entire life story and emotionally dump 2. Bad spiritual advice they got off a 7 minute YouTube 3. Give you a degrading 30 minute lecture on why they think you ended up homeless or 4. vomit a s**t ton of irrelevant hustle culture advice
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Straight Up Bragging
Loverboy 2 years ago
Was this back when having a Tesla was cool? Do you even have a Tesla? It doesn't cost that much, like damn
Charlotte Sandoval 2 years ago
You can lease a Tesla, but you don't own it. In the contract fine print, it says they can shut it down or take it back at any point. It's not yours even if you think it is
Deidre Lippnik 2 years ago
It costs less than $15 to fully charge a Tesla the only reason why the power bills that hide it's because the AC is on 24/7. Probably doesn't even actually have a Tesla because you wouldn't humble bragging" about your electric bill being so high
Rachel Reynolds 2 years ago
At least it'll keep him warm in winter (when the battery catches fire)
Olivia The Cloud 2 years ago
Honestly, I think Teslas are way overrated. My friend keeps saying how much she wants one but I really don't see the hype
ApplePie123eat 2 years ago
I thought that's your hospital bill but then I realized that's too low for such
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Really! Ahahahahahahaaa! Have you ever tried to open a window? Mind you, that won't be a problem when you can't pay your rent
#40
Well Alright
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
My best friend trained her dog to open the fridge and screwed plastic bottles. That dude would literally be more lost in the kitchen than a pet.
CanadianDimes 2 years ago
That dog would also get more views than this guy claims to get
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Yep. I'm a wolf and I can make a mean PB & banana sandwich. SHOULD we be flexin though?? I feel like we should. XD
Load More Replies... jack sprat 2 years ago
Strange flex, admitting you can't grasp the concept of throwing a patty into a pan and flipping it after three minutes, but okay... It's as easy as boiling water, my dude. But, then again, you may not know how to even do that.
Olivia The Cloud 2 years ago
My 10 year old sister knows how to make a burger. She needs help frying the patty but
#41
Oh No! I Messed With My Brother’s Psych Project!
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
I think I know what the psych project was on smart guy, and you weren't in the control group.
#42
Does This Count?
hesse böös 2 years ago
Fine, there is used brand-paperbags sometimes in thriftstores. They are nice. You got one.
#43
Okay?
ApplePie123eat 2 years ago
Like a toddler tried to draw on her face while she was asleep
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Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Oooooo f*ck! I didn't realise I spent THAT much on my credit card
#44
This Old Car Is Cool, But Not As Cool As The One I’m In. It Costs A Lot Of Money In Case You Didn’t Know
Loverboy 2 years ago
1. You're a complete and utter a*****e for holding up traffic for a picture, if that's true. 2. Why in the hell did you need to talk about your car like anyone sees it and gives a f**k?
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
As a Californian like OP (the 405 is a freeway in CA), I would like to state that we Californians do not claim OP, we agree with your points, and we would like to shun OP entirely. Thank you.
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Oh yes, look at all the traffic. Traffic everywhere. Packed lanes./s
the engineer 🇺🇦 2 years ago (edited)
the caprice is classy. at least the caprice driver has standards.
hesse böös 2 years ago
What a stylish Caprice Wagon, I would buy it. But what is that funny, yellow vehicle made of fiberglass?
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Person IN the car, apparently not driving it. More carpet-burned knees
#45
"I'm Still The Man"
David Martin 2 years ago
No dude, she sighed because she was interested in your buddy, but now assumes you're a couple because you bragged he can go all night, so she can't be with him
Cherreka Wirth 2 years ago
She sighed because she was just being polite doing her job and is tired of perverts hitting on her.
Load More Replies... Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
Feeling sorry for this guys wife with how he talks about woman like we're objects "tight little piece" "knickers getting soaked" pass me the bucket!
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Tight little piece - small portion of stale pie. Bedroom eyes - puffy and crusty. Knickers soaked - peeing from laughing. Sighed - successfully let out a quiet fart
Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago
I feel sorry for the friend and the cashier. This guy is disgusting.
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
NOTE TO ALL MALES THAT READ THIS: WOMEN DO NOT LIKE DUDES WINKING AT THEM. IT'S CREEPY AF!
purple penguin 2 years ago
I get the sense the friend was probably embarrassed about this dude and the cashier was just trying to do her job professionally and get the cringe moved on.
#46
Rolled My Eyes So Hard It Cracked My Neck
Maartje Donkers-Brouwers 2 years ago
Question how does this grading work? I grew up with the 0-10 grading. Where 5.5 is just a pass and a 8 to 10 is really good. Which mark is just a pass with this grading and where is it getting really good?
Deeelite 2 years ago
2.0 is barely average will 4.0 is the highest grade - like all A's - from an Merican in the midwest
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I had a 6.0" stiffy at school. Still didn't get any decent 'grades.'
#47
He Even Said, Be Humble
#48
A Professor At My School Posted This
necessary cephalopod 2 years ago
"Movie star good looks". The only way you have movie star-level looks after parenting a new baby is if the movie is The Machinist.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I love when they don't cross out the person's username well enough. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FtnuOxZX0AQIoOj?format=jpg&name=large Sorry, sir, you do NOT have "movie-star good looks".
#49
Look At What A Great Person I Am !
Loverboy 2 years ago
Reminds me of those tiktoks where they give stuff to homeless folk, but make a big deal about it. If you're really a good person, do it off camera.
Anne 2 years ago
Double edged sword - some make money with the views and return that money into the homeless community. (while having a job for their own expenses - so all view money goes to help people)
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David McDonald 1 week ago
Good Grief, give what ya can but you don't need to post it. Go, Do,Live.
#50
No? Just Me?
bread lord 2 years ago
this has actually happened to me before, it sucks. man im just trying to get a good participation grade 😭😭
AlyDawn 2 years ago
Yes. In highschool, a teacher told me to lower my hand because no one else was raising theirs. It was always a very reluctantly raised hand... and she still would tell me to lower it. If you EVER want to train your students not to care about your class, this is exactly how you do it. I still resent her.
Violet Jensen 2 years ago
Nah this is a thing that happens :,) I’m sorry I’m socially anxious and feel weird and bad when nobody answers
#51
So Forgetful
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
No don't give up, some cheap Bluetooth headphones from K-Mart will do you just fine
Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago
If they’re the new AirPod Pros, I feel your pain, though I could barely afford the pair I bought. The noise cancelling quality on those things is the best I’ve ever experienced.
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
No, Air Pods are the ones that go in your ear. Senna pods are the ones that go up your bum
#52
I Literally Get Offers For Employment Probably Five Times A Week
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
He's so good at working more than he needs to. And working 2.5 jobs and making less than $200k means....what exactly? Aside from not being very good at negotiating yourself a higher salary so you don't have to work so much?
David Martin 2 years ago
Congrats, you're proud to kill yourself with long hours at three jobs! Livin' the dream
Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago
The guy who didn't get the job was probably looking for a little sympathy
#53
“I Can’t Hide Things Very Well, Can I?”
David Martin 2 years ago
He doesn't get it that when new people say things like "Wow, way to go genius", it's sarcasm
Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
lol. That reminds me of when I was little I though smart@$$ was a compliment since smart was a compliment and people would often mutter it under their breath after I said something
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago
I wish he'd hide that dirty little mustache or just shave it off cuz mustaches are gross and should only be worn by a walrus.
#54
Gold Eggs For Sale!
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
I bought half a dozen at the supermarket and the price was almost as bad. Nice soufflé
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
LOL, yeah right. First of all, she doesn't say what KIND of "model" she is. Secondly, going to an Ivy League school is not a trait that is heritable by your genetic offspring. Thirdly, egg donor companies (and the recipients) look at a LOT more than your physical appearance and what school you go to when considering you as a prospective egg donor. They usually care a little bit more about genetics and heritable conditions/diseases in your family tree than which school you go to.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Y wouldn't u accept- someone who knows nothing about this sort of thing tho
#55
Ninja The Humblest
Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
I think probably someone from American ninja warrior
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Xaqualyn 2 years ago
I had to look it up as I also did not know. "Richard Tyler Blevins[2] (born June 5, 1991), better known as Ninja, is an American Twitch streamer, YouTuber and professional gamer. Blevins began streaming through participating in several esports teams in competitive play for Halo 3, and gradually picked up fame when he first started playing Fortnite Battle Royale in late 2017. Blevins's rise among mainstream media began in March 2018 when he played Fortnite together with Drake, Travis Scott and JuJu Smith-Schuster on stream, breaking a peak viewer count record on Twitch. Blevins has over 18 million followers on his Twitch channel, making it the most-followed Twitch channel as of March 2023'"
Load More Replies... David McDonald 1 week ago
So signing and meeting" everyone" took the first 45seconds, what did You do to k**l time after that??
AlyDawn 2 years ago
I don't know I feel like this is the kind of person who tries to do the right thing and is criticized every way he turns. He pays to have cataracts corrected for agroup of people and then there is an outcry that he isn't paying for everyone's surgeries. I think this is more of him relishing the fact that he is gonna do what he wants to do. That he is going to stand up for his fans. And it's good business smarts too. Why would his fans come to meet him and invest/ care about him if they know that they're gonna get brushed off because he has an interview?
#56
It’s A Reoccurring Problem Guys
David Martin 2 years ago
PS: Did you guys notice I have breasts? I accidentally focused on them a little bit during my story, sorry
Riani Kivela 2 years ago
A famous artist? That's nothing! I get royalty. Just the other day a prince from Nigeria was asking me for help and offering me a huge amount of money too!
Downunderdude 2 years ago
I'm not sure who's more deluded and pathetic: the idiots on this page or the fake instagram morons. Either way, they are all deeply insecure.
#57
It's A Hard Life
BravePanda 2 years ago
Definitely not humble bragging. This is truly a body image issue. Making fun of people who are in pain isn't cool.
#58
How Hard It Is To Be Sooo So Smart
Esist Nosrep 2 years ago
Being soooo incredibly smart and couldn't go to uni or join some academic circles to excersice your brain? Or maby just proclaim being smart and never prove it, just brag on reddit like ugly woman brags on instagram?
David McDonald 1 week ago
use your words on the "simple folk" and then run for cover when they slowly grin and reach back into their truck you twit.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Honestly, with their title I didn't even bother to read the post; the title alone was enough for me.
Pablo Aikin 2 years ago
If you are such a prodigy, then contribute to cancer research, combating climate change, fighting poverty; you know with the people that are actually smart AND helpful.
#59
Hate When This Happens
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
98 missed texts is easy when ur in a ton of group chats who talk a lot mate
TheWeirdoBean️ 2 years ago
I once had over 500 notifications from a group chat 🙃
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the engineer 🇺🇦 2 years ago
am i the only one who thought her phone was on dungeons and dragons?
#60
I'm Intense
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
It's time you went for a walk on the wild side, mate. How about being a daredevil and staying up until 9.39, or even 9.40
Fable Weaver 2 years ago
Just a way of saying specifically setting time aside for activities. Like play dates for little kids or save the dates for a wedding..
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Only read 2-3 books per month, that’s like my weekly count. /s but I do read more than that
Fable Weaver 2 years ago
What kind of boring dates so you go on where you're home and in bed by 9:30 (I assume getting some of that reading before exactly 9:37)
#61
How To Fix It
Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago
I interview people older than me. It’s my job and I take it seriously. You fix “it”by being a professional and selecting the best candidate despite their age.
#62
Guys I Did A Thing, Nbd
Construction site Pigeon 2 years ago
Most braggers are people with low IQ trying to exaggerate small incidences
$enna 2 years ago
And all braggers are insecure, because you have no need to brag if you are secure enough.
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#63
8th Language Lmao
Anita Edwardd 2 years ago
Down from where? Does he have a usb port to download all these languages to his brain???
Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
If only! I'm in the middle of learning sign language after I suddenly lost all my hearing last year and wish I could just download the rest. It's one thing learning a language for fun but another learning to actually communicate. Plus now learning other spoken languages is almost impossible (obviously I can learn the reading and writing) which sucks.
Load More Replies... °CORLEONE° 2 years ago
Knowing to say "Hello" in other languages does not mean you know that language.
#64
Double Brag
Fabian Bernard 2 years ago
He's not even that rich.... Let's talk about Patek Philippe watches
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Dentists really do love their boring watches and bourbon made from wheat.
#65
Gardiel
David Martin 2 years ago
Red wasn't even close to "Garfield" there (yes, I know that's already a meme, but it has to be said"
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
gardfeild garferild garfie;d gatfiles (is it obvious that I never finished any of those typing-class websites?)
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VonBlade 2 years ago
Now do floccinaucinihilipilification. (I too can touch type, just requires typing a lot and is of zero use).
#66
Not Sure If This Fits. My Friend Thinks Very Highly Of Her Looks. She's A Instagram "Self-Proclaimed" Model
#67
You Can Just Tell He's Ready To Mention This At Any Time, Any Place
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago (edited)
No because anxiety lol idec about the vaccination just too many people edit: can I have a friend there???
Esist Nosrep 2 years ago
While all simple people had to wax for their jobs and being alowed in public and had to wear masks, all the rich and famous people had parties in jachts and gave zero fvcks abbout jabbs. This restriction shjt was only to poor farm animals, not rich owners
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
This whole thread is for us to collectively hate on "humble" people. I'm sure there's lots of other posts and threads where you can stir up shít about how angry the past and/or rich people make you feel. We're taking a break from hating the rich to hating on a different group of people for a moment.
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This Guy Posted A Paragraph And Half Of It He's Just Jacking Himself Off
ApplePie123eat 2 years ago
That's a long way to say that you're a selfish a*****e who hasn't seen any people with disabilities and other problems
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
They could've left it at "I was privileged and popular growing up" and the last few sentences and left it at that.
Weasel Wise 2 years ago (edited)
I read, "I'm in the top dóuchebag percentile, I'm a dóuchey-dóuche, and I'm kinda the dóuchiest dóuche of Dóucheville. Also, I took a picture of a man with Downs Syndrome to pretend I gave a shít about him cuz I'm a dóuche!"
#69
Omg Crying
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
Little kids do this tho! I work in schools and it’s happened a few times a little kid will just run up, hug me and say something really sweet out of the blue. The opposite also happens, a little kid runs up and asks in the cutest way why I’m so fat or why my nose looks weird.
Ione Alva-wies 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah little kids can be really sweet or really savage
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GrowingThruConcrete 2 years ago
My son, at age three, once had me teetering on the brink of insanity with his antics. He sensed my waning patience, cuddled up close and in the sweetest voice said "Momma...you smell like strawberries"😇🥰 totally changed my mood, children are lovely
Little king trash mouth 2 years ago
I had on a dress yesterday as I had a job interview and wanted to look nice. My 3 year old, trying to find the right words "mommy you look handsome" lol. It was cute though. I'll take it.
#70
Savage Student Athlete
David Martin 2 years ago
Plot twist: He does work in the school office and gets contact info for their admissions files...hence the numbers
AlyDawn 2 years ago
The joke is funnier if you drop the hence part...actually, everything after the word office. people will get that you are inplying that he doesnt "earn" the numbers.
Load More Replies... Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
I knew a guy who used to collect registration numbers when I was at school too.
#71
How Sweet
BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
Did a light shine on you from above and a chorus of angels appeared? or did everyone else just clap?
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
This person, and everyone else, who use the word "literally" with literally zero proper use drive me figuratively crazy.
notreallyraine (they/them) 2 years ago
Who cares, *literally* everyone uses it wrong... ;) /j
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Leave Him Alone Guys
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Grammar and spelling is hard when you're so talented though.
Load More Replies... Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Basically? Sounds like a middle-aged man identifying as a toddler
#73
"Lost Count Around 300"
VonBlade 2 years ago
Given that only 20 or so are actually worth playing, I'll guess wasting your money. Or lying.
Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
yeah I have about 5 I would even consider playing and of that 5 only 2 that I play regularly
Load More Replies... Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Don't let your toddler child touch your device of they keep on accessing games
#74
Posted To An Article About A Kid Getting Food Poisoning
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Just last week 42 guests/contestants of the Spanish MasterChef television program got food poisoning.
#75
What A Nightmare It Must Be
Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago
Or people friend you at first because you're so pretty, but after spending anytime with you they quickly realize how full of yourself you are and want you out of their lives.
Mimi777 2 years ago
That’s s****y to befriend someone just because of their appearance.
Load More Replies... Amy Taylor 2 years ago
My mom was drop dead gorgeous but had horrible self esteem Like zero confidence. She was also a truly kind, giving person. Her looks meant nothing to her.. it never understood it.
gehe spielen 2 years ago
If we are talking about having a beautiful personality I would understand that, but in your case I don't think so ...good luck
#76
Only Three Languages?!
Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
I agree with you though I had a neighbor who’s parents were both fluent in french Spanish and english and since they spoke to their kids in all 3 their 4 and 7 year old were somewhat fluent in all 3 like couldn’t be me with my terrible english grammar and spelling and my B+ average in french
Load More Replies... Esist Nosrep 2 years ago (edited)
I know like 50 languages, but speak like 2, does that counts 😂
#77
I Love This Guy His Stories Always Make Me Laugh Considering He Lives In His Moms Basement
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Thanks a lot granny. I am sure your granddaughter will love a complete stranger ringing her up out of the blue
Saint Thomas 2 years ago
Don't worry, neither the old lady or her granddaughters exist in this reality.
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago (edited)
A man wearing a pearl necklace is clearly into the ladies. Dàmn it, now I have ZZTop playing in my head. 😂
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#78
Not So Humble In The Middle But Got There In The End
#79
Posted By A Well Known Fitness Entrepreneur. Equal Parts Obnoxious And Irresponsible
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
She's correct that your body uses calories to heal/help you get well from illness. There have been studies on burn victims; those who were given extra calories tended to heal faster/better.
Deeelite 2 years ago
Good calories tho - eating high fatty foods will do the oppiste - had to pound this in my moms head
Load More Replies... Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Is that why you have cloudy toenails. Are your myelin sheaths deteriorating too?
#80
This Guy Hasn’t Played High School Baseball In 15 Years But He’s Always Posting Stuff Like This
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
You're watching young people playing baseball from a high window. Hmm, are you on a register?
#81
I Cant Tell If This Is Humble...
#82
Tiktok Is Wild
BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
here's a wild upvote for even more viral viralityness
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Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Keep taking vitamins, eat healthily and keep an eye on personal hygiene. You should start feeling better soon
#83
Interviews?!
BewilderedBanana 2 years ago
and you just accept a job without discussing conditions, pay etc? are you a dumbass?
#84
Pretty Mild Tho..
#85
My Day Was Going Great Until This Guy Flexed On Me With His Retweets And Blackheads
Anita Edwardd 2 years ago
What in the flipping fancy fruitcake Friday is this person on about ?
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
I would hate to be in your position - covered in bad skin with 10000 people calling you a Right Twat at the same time
#86
Completely Necessary
Mat Hall 2 years ago
Needs context. There are quite a few games that I own on multiple platforms and I can think of several captions for this image that aren't humblebrags.
never-wake-up (fae/faer) 2 years ago
i think it's more of the fact that there are 3 nintendo switches and 3 telephones too
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Pizzaking, village burner. 2 years ago
Ok I am kinda like this. I don’t know why I need so much minecraft, but I do.
Lori Harper 2 years ago
Is this a brag on how many electronics this person has, or the fact that they have Minecraft on every one?
#87
Life Is Just So Hard
#88
Oh Goodness Lol
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Bacon, Broccoli and Lettuce sandwich? I'd change your diet to avoid filling up your diaper all the time.
EarthGrowl 2 years ago
That means you definitely had body shaping surgery and are lying about it. Lying about it only perpetuates unrealistic body standards. Guys see fake bodies in IG and are told they are real, then see a woman in real life and are disappointed that she doesn't have an IG body and thinks she isn't good enough and he can do better. There is No better!
#89
Bruh
BravePanda 2 years ago
Teenagers this young get a compassion pass. They are figuring things out, we don't need to judge them.
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Notice the post says "girls want....". Yes, girls. So if you're looking for a girl, great...if you're looking for a woman....
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Gag-Proof A*s-licker who plays darts, chess and chequers. At least you keep fresh by showering
#90
“When I Text My Sister Lmao”
Esist Nosrep 2 years ago
Yes girl! Get you gochi lioji voton yeast san loraint from china asap!
#91
As A Head Girl, I Got Only 97%
EarthGrowl 2 years ago (edited)
This was me in High School. I would have had a freaking stroke if I didn't get every question right. Let me say. This only works in high school. There is a huge difference in memorizing information and taking a multiple choice test and actually comprehending the information. A person can be a walking encyclopedia but they have to use the information gathered to assemble a cohesive and logical worldview or we get conspiracy theorists.
purple penguin 2 years ago
This is lacking a lot of cultural context. There's HUGE pressure on kids in most Asian countries to succeed and it's drummed into them from birth if you don't get 100% / Grade As, then you're a failure.
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Yeah, this isn't a humble brag, this is a "my parents suck for not valuing me as a human being" post. 😞
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bruce wayne's girlfriend 2 years ago
as far as i know, or have searched up, their exams are mostly not mcq's, i'm saying mostly cause the exam you take depends on what career you've picked.
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Saw This On Twitter. Tough Being Famous
mysterious 2 years ago
I'm also recognized many times a day. This obviously has nothing to do with going to a place (school) where I know many of the people I have classes with.
#93
Just Got Another Husband
#94
Guys Everyone Texting Me Straight Away Omg
#95
"I Had Both But Love The Meme"
#96
It’s So Hard To Clean My Big House…
Kristal 2 years ago
If this is a person that has always lived in an apartment or small space that just bought a decently sized house, I could see them posting this as reflection and not a humble brag. Its true though, if you have a big home and utilize most/all the space, it's a freaking pain to clean compared to a smaller place
EarthGrowl 2 years ago
This is true. This is why people want to downsize when the kids are adults. Then the kids come back so the parents move out and leave the adult-kids in the house!
Anthony Docherty 2 years ago
Doll-houses don't clean themselves you know. Get your mum to help you. Shouldn't take too long once all the dolls are taken out
Esist Nosrep 2 years ago
I understand completely. My cleaning lady gets so tired tidying my mansion every day, only a good screaming gets her artritic arms on cleaning again
#98
You Could Never Imagine Her Potential
that weird wallflower is demi 2 years ago
Actually, it's not ADD. ADD got grouped in with ADHD and is now classified as the same thing. There are two variants of ADHD, the hyperactive variant and the inattentive variant. People with ADHD can hyperfocus on things they enjoy doing, and, at least for me, tend to push things till the last second before doing them (procrastinating). I have ADHd, and yes, this is how it feels sometimes, but it also feels like: "WHY DID I NOT DO THAT ASSIGNMENT NOOOOOO" and "I should clean but I don't want to but I have to but I can't!" It only ever feels like the last line ffor me though lol
#99
Oh No! Not Again!
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Ring the TV station and tell them to stop. I am sure no-one will mind
#100
Oh No I’m Too Nice!
#101
I Got AirPods
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What do you think ?
Matias Marczak 2 years ago
The problem of being so smart, rich and handsome is that I don't get half of these posts, they are all mundane things that usually happens to me, so I don't get the point. I guess we all have problems right?
Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
I'm sorry, I had to stop reading. My resilience is lower than I thought.
Wintermute 2 years ago
I, on the other hand, read through it once, then felt like reading through it again. Of course, this took me half the time it'd take a normal person to, which is lucky, because I think I'll have to read it a third time. What can I say, this level of resilience is a curse! XD XD XD
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Katherine Dobias 2 years ago
I'm questioning my old FB posts like the time when I posted a screenshot of having paid off my student loans and owing $0. At what point do you cross over from advertising your achievements to humble bragging? Or is all kind of advertising/mentioning of achievements considered bragging? So are we just supposed to not share anything good?
Wintermute 2 years ago
Best to just do you and let it be. Cuz in the end it doesn't really matter if a bunch of strangers on a 2nd hand list site are reading and laughing at your posts. These people are still off doing whatever they do in life, and how cringey or not they really are is just a passing amusement for bored people scrolling the internet at work.
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Isabelle Lamarque 2 years ago
Title should just say ''humble bragging'' ... 'cus there are no comments on it or shaming or roasting or anything. Just their brag post. Still funny but it's not what the title says 🤷🏻♀️🫠
Beruthiel45 2 years ago
Better title: stuff that makes you roll your eyes, cringe and wish you'd ignored in the first place. 🙄
Matias Marczak 2 years ago
The problem of being so smart, rich and handsome is that I don't get half of these posts, they are all mundane things that usually happens to me, so I don't get the point. I guess we all have problems right?
Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
I'm sorry, I had to stop reading. My resilience is lower than I thought.
Wintermute 2 years ago
I, on the other hand, read through it once, then felt like reading through it again. Of course, this took me half the time it'd take a normal person to, which is lucky, because I think I'll have to read it a third time. What can I say, this level of resilience is a curse! XD XD XD
Load More Replies... Katherine Dobias 2 years ago
I'm questioning my old FB posts like the time when I posted a screenshot of having paid off my student loans and owing $0. At what point do you cross over from advertising your achievements to humble bragging? Or is all kind of advertising/mentioning of achievements considered bragging? So are we just supposed to not share anything good?
Wintermute 2 years ago
Best to just do you and let it be. Cuz in the end it doesn't really matter if a bunch of strangers on a 2nd hand list site are reading and laughing at your posts. These people are still off doing whatever they do in life, and how cringey or not they really are is just a passing amusement for bored people scrolling the internet at work.
Load More Replies... Isabelle Lamarque 2 years ago
Title should just say ''humble bragging'' ... 'cus there are no comments on it or shaming or roasting or anything. Just their brag post. Still funny but it's not what the title says 🤷🏻♀️🫠
Beruthiel45 2 years ago
Better title: stuff that makes you roll your eyes, cringe and wish you'd ignored in the first place. 🙄
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