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The invention of the internet has made it easy for people to access the world’s knowledge. With only a few clicks, one can find an innumerable quantity of information, from the relevant and helpful to the absolutely unnecessary. However, it happens every now and then that our curiosity takes us to some weird and unexpected places full of random content that are impossible to look away from.

If you’re a fan of funnily odd and mildly disturbing things, let us introduce you to the Twitter page "@crim_tweets_”. It is a place full of humorous crime tweets that might be amusing to some and slightly unsettling to others. Scroll down for some of the most criminal tweets.

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    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you just broke every law five-year-old me had ever known

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    The Twitter account @crim_tweets_ was created not so long ago, in January 2022. Over the last year, the page has gained more than 831 thousand followers that enjoy a dark sense of humor. From people joking about running over a dog named “5 miles” to sharing pictures of a police car being parked in a mother and child bay, this place is full of ridiculous and humorous tweets that can take a darker turn.

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    To get a deeper understanding of dark-themed humor and memes online, we reached out to Deborah S. Bowen, Ph.D., an Assistant Professor of PR Instruction at the University of South Florida. Scroll down to read the whole interview!

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    Rocke-Road
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell this is a fake tweet, 4 Million likes, and The Dude's reply got 480k likes in 4 seconds. Anyways still pretty funny.

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    The use of the internet has made it more common for people to consume and share dark-themed content. It's intriguing that despite the negative emotions that this kind of stuff can evoke, a lot of internet users are nevertheless drawn to it. But why are we attracted to odd or mildly unsettling things online? Deborah S. Bowen explains that we are drawn to dark-themed content in general. “Horror movies, scary stories, true-crime podcasts... it's easy to see how our minds turn to the unsettling. It gives us a thrill, quite literally; horror and dark content offers us a little adrenaline dump, a tiny frisson of fear that, paradoxically, allows us to feel safe as we realize we are lying in a room, watching American Horror Story, but we're not in any ‘real’ danger. We love to immerse ourselves vicariously into new and stimulating situations that we would never experience in the real world, and these novel experiences help us to understand how we might approach different situations, no matter how unlikely they might seem.”

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the image/sensation I got reading this.

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    Daniel Mattock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Wolverine. She/He cheated on Wolverine.

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    The Twitter account “Criminal Tweets” shares content that might be amusing to some and slightly unsettling to others. Obviously, the intention of this page is to make fun of the criminal-like posts people share online. The question then arises: has social media had some sort of effect on our perception of morality and justice? Deborah S. Bowen shared that the old debates about heavy metal music and violent video games rear their head every time we discuss the openness of the internet and the access it allows to content we had never even dreamed of. “Old sites like Rotten.com were literally created to post the most egregiously shocking content that one could want. YouTube users can find all kinds of horrific content on that platform as well. And all of this is real, not some CGI attempts to shock and dismay.”

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    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex husband told me about the time his parents brought the ashes of their deceased dog home. The dog was very old and died of natural causes. While his parents were out, my ex took the little tin and tied a string around it. He then tugged on the string and said "come on Bowser, roll over." Then when the tin fell on its side he said "play dead....good boy!". His teenage sister could not stop laughing.

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    “Desensitization is a very real phenomenon, one that holds that the more we are exposed to negative stimuli, the less we react negatively to it. Exposure therapy operates under this premise. Social media allows us to consume a steady diet of real and terrible events, recorded by citizen journalists. It feeds us bullying, divisive rhetoric and unfounded conspiracies. There is no question that our reliance on and love for social media has made a mark on our collective character.”

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... I'm not sure if this is evil... or just good business strategy. XD

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    Mildly Annoyed Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tweet came from a parody account. Just mentioning that for context.

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    “Gallows humor, the use of grim and ironic jokes or comments in the face of desperate situations, is a coping mechanism that many of us use when we are faced with a hopeless situation. As our reliance on social media grows, gallows humor becomes a way to deflect attention away from the fact that we are either too overcome with emotion at the content we are seeing to respond appropriately -- or that we just don't care at all. Snarky comments can be a defense mechanism and a legitimate way to express our lack of shock and surprise, it's often hard to tell when someone is having a legitimately negative reaction to a piece of startling content online, or if they are just reacting in a way to make them seem ‘cool’ and detached. There is no question that the proliferation of negative content on so many platforms with almost unfettered access has affected our collective ability to be truly taken aback. In light of the racial and religious violence we see in the world around us, the idea that we ‘care less’ is troubling,” Deborah S. Bowen shared.

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    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, this made me laugh 😂

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clutch. If you brake first without stomping the clutch you will probably stall. BUT it depends on how hard you are braking. Just slowing down, only need the brake. Jamming to a halt for an emergency, both. Slowing down fast because you're approaching a traffic congested road, clutch, brake, geardown.

    Kharyss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brake first then clutch before it stalls. The gear slows the car down. Disengage the clutch and you don’t get that braking assistance. If you do clutch first you’ll wear your brake pads down faster. It’s why they tell you if your brakes fail, try to change down to a lower gear.

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    Shifty McFlea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why but I love the brand of humor of “things taking screenshots that can’t”

    Lizzie Lola
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tea hurts when shot through the nose. 🤣🤣

    Astrius
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once farted and coughed at the same time and my brain took a screen

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brake. The word is brake. I might even laugh if you got it right!

    Kat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He used his 3rd leg

    Paulo Freitas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can press all 3 at once lol, the car is just gonna stop and the engine Will redline, ( reminds me of a day i went out clubbing with friends, almost 25 winters ago lol ) my car had a broken fuse, and i had no tail lights, i had brake lights, but no tail lights, só when we Saw a " Police random stop operation " my friend goes " lightly tap your brake and the the other foot on the throttle " só i did ( forget the fact that tail lights are 4v and brake lights are 9v lol ). In sum, i got nervous, and stalled the car ( brake way to hard ) in front of the Cops, whom miraculously didn't told me to Pull Over... Took the car to the electrician on the Next monday....

    Myxomatosis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You press BOTH AT THE SAME TIME and downshift to slow down your TWO-TON DEATH MACHINE! Driving a Standard Transmission IS EASY! My 6-speed comes with a "MILLENNIAL ANTI-THEFT DEVICE" with TWO gears "under" two others WITHOUT sounds in the cabin if you shift into reverse (while moving forward) or a collar on the stick shift to unlock as some Volvo and VW cars have. Downshifting is your best friend. It slows your vehicle down FAST. Saves your brakes, clutch, and gas. See a cop? Need to slow down without tapping your brakes? DOWNSHIFT!!!

    Terry Reaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is clutch then brake. But I may be wrong. It's been awhile since I drove a stick shift

    Gary Geracci
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya Takes da foots of de gas foist, den ya presses the clutch and brake togedda!

    Joel Cooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i pushed all three at once and the car rebooted

    Daniele Ribolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    press pedals A+B to the floor! 👌

    Thatbadbassplayer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pull the hood latch at the same time you score a point too.

    Lindilou
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many feet does he have, 3?

    Fiona Parky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends. If you’re coming up to a set of traffic lights; it’s brake first until the revs drop, then dip the clutch, gearstick to neutral and engage the handbrake. If you’re coming round a corner and there’s an idiot in an “ego stroker” car on your side of the road; Evacuate from lower orifices, stamp on brake and clutch at same time as hitting the horn, recall every known swear word, and use them to question parentage of idiot in “ego stroker”. Optionally: if you have a toddler in the car, you can invent new swear words, because they’re not real swear words and you’re not going to get in trouble (much) when your toddler screams “pinhead needle noodle” at nursery school.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just gonna say it in case someone really doesn't know what it would do. You would stop moving and rev the engine.

    Living Example
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has nobody heard of heel-and-toe driving? It involves pushing all 3 pedals at once, usually when entering a turn so you can brake and downshift at the same time. Right heel pushes brake, right toes control the throttle. Try it, all you manual gear box lovers, if you don't already use it.

    Timbob
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    You do realize that most people driving today have no idea what a clutch is!

    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize that in Europe we use manual cars on a daily basis?

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    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i mean it's always important to stretch

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    Social media is a breeding ground for all types of content, including those that are disturbing and even criminal in nature. While some people find posts or memes that make light of serious situations, such as death and tragedy, humorous and an escape from the stresses of daily life, others argue that they can have a negative impact on our well-being and perception of reality.

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    According to Deborah S. Bowen, many people take comfort in “gallows humor”, at laughing off that which is "too scary" or "too real." “But when everything becomes a joke, does that mean that we aren't treating negativity with the gravitas it deserves? Think of the ‘influencer’ taking a fun selfie at Auschwitz; the reductive posing and the laissez-faire attitude with which people co-opt awful situations can certainly alter the perception of the serious site, for example. When negative situations are not addressed with the respect they might be offered, then they lose their power to horrify. This can definitely affect our perception of reality. When nothing is so awful that it commands quiet awe or a deep and reverent respect, how are we supposed to deal with the personal nightmare scenarios that might affect us — nightmare scenarios like the death of a loved one, or a permanent illness? Social media is undoubtedly forcing users to learn to process trauma in new ways, but it is the job of the individual to ensure that they never lose touch with the compassion and kindness that makes us truly human.”

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    Jods
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so you’re the one who thought my dad’s driving licence I was returning due to his death was an Amazon gift card and also threw away the sodding log book for the car? That’s £25 you owe me.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Tucker Carlson will claim that M&Ms are "grooming cannibals".

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    Rocke-Road
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's Broken and Rusted beyond recognition?

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    Rocke-Road
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sacrifices have to be made for Roasted Marshmallows

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    Rocke-Road
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You always gotta be blasting music with headphones when you are going though all the speed bumps in the school zone

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    Rocke-Road
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the will from your Grandmother to buy YOUTUBE PREMIUM!! It offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos!

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    Maxwell Walker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my only thought when i was watching it

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    Mickysixxx
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all heroes wear capes lol

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    Rocke-Road
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D-I-D-Y-O-U R-E-M-E-M-B-E-R-T-O-D-O-T-H-E-L-A-U-N-D-R-Y-?

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We shouldn't have to use third party software.

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    Stary_cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you have to show a receipt you don’t just say Uber eats

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    Ches Yamada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be in the ER a lot because I wouldn't be able to stop hugging my koffing ♡

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, they just want some drugs.

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    Frank
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ask the police, they know how to solve this.

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except that part where the po-po kick your posterior.

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well whoever is friends with juicegawdin now knows to not invite him.

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    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: she doesn't actually have Alzheimer's, it's a clever ruse to see who deserves her fortune and who gets written out.

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