50 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Said That We Do Not Recommend Reading Alone
Not so long ago, people have entertained themselves by having a Seance, in which they attempted to contact the spirits. But why bother with a Seance, when you can ask your crepy kids for some spiritual guidance as is with these little ones that have unwillingly explored their dark sides. We already know that kids have the wildest imagination and can translate that into the creepiest children's drawings ever, but this time we're focusing on something else. To prove that kids can sometimes unknowingly tap into the paranormal Bored Panda has compiled some of the scariest things people heard boys and girls say, and the stories from these weird kids will vividly fuel your nightmares.
It all started when writer Mikki Kendall addressed her Twitter followers, "People who interact with kids, what is the single weirdest/creepiest thing a kid has ever said to you?" After the tweet, all hell broke loose, and it turned out that kids say the darndest things. From threatening violence and seeing ghosts to painting vivid memories of a life before, these are just some of the creepy things that Mikki has received prove some children sound like skilled fortune-tellers or the devil himself. Scroll down to read the creepy things kids say, that even Edgar Allan Poe and H.P. Lovecraft would approve of.
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Not bs. My son was 5 when I got pregnant and he insisted there were 2 babies in my belly. He also insisted they were a boy and a girl. He was right.
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now that is a really really nice story. sometimes all you need is a kaleidoscope
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"My life's not working... " "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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I watched a show when I was a kid that same story. Kids waiting to be born, talking about how they imagine their lives would be. Except they where waiting to be born, not to go into the womb, and they already knew their mothers.
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petting your head is better than grinning at you with a kitchen knife I'd say...
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Could just mean, that the gardener is coming (when daddy isn`t home) >:)
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I have awakened before and seen beings in my room and fell back to sleep. some people are not too skiddish about ghosts..
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go into the room with her, tuck her into bed, climb in with her, and ask him if he'll tell her a bedtime story instead
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Any signs of paranoia should be mentioned to the pediatrician at the next appointment. Picky eating is common, and even has developmental significance, as well as providing a survival benefit in pre-refrigeration societies. Paranoia and anxiety, however, are early warning signs that your child should be screened for mental health concerns.
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Honestly curious, if you didn't know anyone who knew the language, how did you find out it was Swahili, and how did you knew for sure it was indeed fluent Swahili?
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home to "him"... now that culd be creepy in many ways. is her family treating her right?
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Optimistic possibility: the house is awesome, and you'll live there happily for decades, until you pass away peacefully in your sleep.
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its like youre the main guy from The Sixth Sense! you dont even know it, haha this is where movie people get their ideas from...
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My brother kind of did that with me before i was born, only thing of course wasn't twins. But before my mom knew she was pregnant he went to her and said I am going to have a sister. Not long after mom found out she was pregnant, thing is the doctors kept saying it was a boy. My brother continued to tell them they were wrong and that he was having a sister. He was right
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Unfortunately I have a condition where I have chronic pain, so based on my experiences I'd rather die in agony :/
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I actually thought something like this - I used to think I could hear them moving around the house. It took me years to realise it was my heartbeat I was hearing lol
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get that kid tested. that's unacceptable if, as implied, she a) hurt the cat or b) doesnt care that she died. Sociopahic behaviour starts very young.
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maybe somebody told him he came from a fertilized egg and he filled in the rest
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could have picked it up from a movie or tv show, but thats so impressive at that age to be able to copy like that, no matter how or where he heard it, usually that shows an excellent ear for learning new languages or being very musical
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The word "Last" simply means that the last birthday he had thus the card was late. It just implies that it's not the next birthday which would just simply read Happy Birthday.
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When I was super little (guessing between ages 4-7) I refused to use the bathroom alone. Door had to be open and I always asked my parents or sister to stand in there with me. It was clearly annoying and unusual for them so my mom was asking me why I wouldn't use the bathroom alone. Apparently I told him there's a man in the bathroom with me and I don't like peeing while he watches from behind the shower curtain. Took a few years before I got past it. My mom kept the shower curtain pulled back just in case.
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Good thing for you that we ALL will die one day. Glad that I don't know WHEN.
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My kids would have said this too, just to freak out the sitter. Not because we have any ACTUAL dead bodies down there - mind you there seems to be an old lady ghost that freaks out the dog and kids every once in awhile.
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it was maybe 4 1/2 years ago, my son was just three. We had moved to another city some 4 hours away. I did not like the Area we were living in. My Son was not jet three years old. In the morning i awoke from a dream... I dreamed that a Waterspirit was calling my son( der Nök) down to the little stream behind the houses in the Area we lived in and that i had to wake up and save him... to drown. I was freaked out by the Dream and i heard him calling as if far away... he was far away, he must have woken up, not finding me in my bed, wandered down the stairs and stood outside in his Pyjamas in the dead of Winter calling me, he was steps away from the garden threshhold, who nows wher he would have wondered. A few weeks later i came to know about my neighbor Lady, living two Houses behind us. She had two children. But she had a fourth one and when he was two he went down to the stream and drowned. I was so horrified. Never ever let the chain from the Door, so he could not wander off again
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xiexie 谢谢 is thank you (sorry, i speak chinese, i cant help it) very interesting though that he picked that up!
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The twins were reborn except they were born as cousins and not twins and the girl remembered it and said that the aunt, the woman who lost her twins, was her real mom.
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maybe the little girl was just trying to find a way to cope with her feelings on the parents divorcing..
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A lot of these can be explained by imaginary friends, watching videos and not understanding social norms. When a kid learns some one is pregnant they assume everyone is, they fill in random blanks like wether it's male or female or twins. I've worked with many kids and heard similar things. They absorb so much and don't understand themselves. I do like the stories where the young kids talk about reincarnation. Because it's cute
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Load More Replies...My random remark: "I can smell your fear" is a line that Worgen characters from World Of Warcraft MMO game say. They say it loudly, clearly and this line got into my brain fast (I'm 31 mind you). So I wouldn't be surprised if the kiddo heard that very line in the game. As many other here - games, TV, their friends at school/kindergarten etc. Kids hear and proceed in their minds a lot more than one can expect, so no wonder they pop up with such strange and creepy things :)
Oh, and let's not forget older siblings (usually brothers) "Gee, Mom, I don't know where s/he got the idea that something would flow up the basement stairs and wrap around him..." with fingers crossed behind their backs. (Can't remember the movie trailer, but I do remember the scene!)
Load More Replies...High school, babysitting identical twin girls. They dump all the toys out of a big bucket, direct me to sit in it. Thinking it will be a boat or a space ship, I comply. They proceed to hustle around the room busily looking for onions, carrots, garlic, potatoes etc. (Toy blocks, small stuffed animals, etc. stood on for the food.) They added the ingredients to my cooking pot, stoked the pretend fire and taste tested my progress. They we're re-enacting the story of the Stone Soup, but using a live human (me!) as the base!!!
A lot of these can be explained by imaginary friends, watching videos and not understanding social norms. When a kid learns some one is pregnant they assume everyone is, they fill in random blanks like wether it's male or female or twins. I've worked with many kids and heard similar things. They absorb so much and don't understand themselves. I do like the stories where the young kids talk about reincarnation. Because it's cute
I wish I could upvote A Ghost's comment 800 times.
Load More Replies...My random remark: "I can smell your fear" is a line that Worgen characters from World Of Warcraft MMO game say. They say it loudly, clearly and this line got into my brain fast (I'm 31 mind you). So I wouldn't be surprised if the kiddo heard that very line in the game. As many other here - games, TV, their friends at school/kindergarten etc. Kids hear and proceed in their minds a lot more than one can expect, so no wonder they pop up with such strange and creepy things :)
Oh, and let's not forget older siblings (usually brothers) "Gee, Mom, I don't know where s/he got the idea that something would flow up the basement stairs and wrap around him..." with fingers crossed behind their backs. (Can't remember the movie trailer, but I do remember the scene!)
Load More Replies...High school, babysitting identical twin girls. They dump all the toys out of a big bucket, direct me to sit in it. Thinking it will be a boat or a space ship, I comply. They proceed to hustle around the room busily looking for onions, carrots, garlic, potatoes etc. (Toy blocks, small stuffed animals, etc. stood on for the food.) They added the ingredients to my cooking pot, stoked the pretend fire and taste tested my progress. They we're re-enacting the story of the Stone Soup, but using a live human (me!) as the base!!!