103 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Said That We Do Not Recommend Reading Alone

Well, at least his Polish is polished.

That's actually really beautiful

There is something about innocent children, that make psychic messages possible. They are natural 'conductors' to the Real World. :O

run... run.... run...

They just know these things, don't they? As they get older, they lose the ability to receive the signals being broadcast their way. So sad. :(

i would be scared of woods forever

well, that's creeepy

Woah. I had to reread this

It does make you wonder if she tells everyone that, Or if she is letting you know that she picked up the electricity vibes on her own.

That's an actual phenomenon that people feel the presence of a dead family member. If you believe in ghosts then you can explain it away

did you know that cicadas chirping gets faster the hotter it is, wich it is when the sun is shining. You can even calculate what the exact temperature is, by a cicadas chirp, so they kind of make sounds in ralation to the sun...

Wow, how do you go from terminal to cured?

maybe the grandma's spirit

oh god

we're Jan 30th... are you still here?

I don't deny the possibility of the super-natural, but it could have also been an imaginary friend.

And that's why everybody, there are 24 steel rods hammered through the attic door and 36 padlocks, just to make sure...

Not bs. My son was 5 when I got pregnant and he insisted there were 2 babies in my belly. He also insisted they were a boy and a girl. He was right.

whatttt? this is eerie

now that is a really really nice story. sometimes all you need is a kaleidoscope

well, thats creepy .. imagined like the kidnapping and torture scene

NOPE I'M OUT

Girl I woulda done the same thing

Taxidermist in making.

a point for the boy

you means MH370? that's creepy

Might wanna leave without her

reincarnation or what?

this isn't a fake story. I believe you

"My life's not working... " "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

God help the world when he hits puberty

I watched a show when I was a kid that same story. Kids waiting to be born, talking about how they imagine their lives would be. Except they where waiting to be born, not to go into the womb, and they already knew their mothers.

they say reincarnation stays in families

petting your head is better than grinning at you with a kitchen knife I'd say...

aw the poor babe

let's hope he just took your bra and not set bombs XD

Buffalo Bill's Ice Scream

Must have watched a horror movie

NOPENOPENOPE

well your husband is a hero of war XD

Could just mean, that the gardener is coming (when daddy isn`t home) >:)

You went to sleep AFTER seeing a man in your closet?? I somehow doubt this was true.. If a child had seen someone standing in their closet, would they really turn over and go to sleep?

Watching Dora the explorer?

Twins are the best at being creepy! Mine do it on purpose ;)

make friends with the mother! quick!

go into the room with her, tuck her into bed, climb in with her, and ask him if he'll tell her a bedtime story instead

I'm ready for recess now!!!

GET. RID. OF. THE. DRESS.

ha ha, my little sister did that to me once

This is why I've never been able to have dolls in my bedroom.. Even from a really young child... They didn't just watch me.. I was pretty convinced they actually moved if you looked over your shoulder...... This was a real fear for me and many others it seems..

Any signs of paranoia should be mentioned to the pediatrician at the next appointment. Picky eating is common, and even has developmental significance, as well as providing a survival benefit in pre-refrigeration societies. Paranoia and anxiety, however, are early warning signs that your child should be screened for mental health concerns.

Is that you grandma Kim

Umm, psycho

Must be Dwayne The Rock Johnson

Honestly curious, if you didn't know anyone who knew the language, how did you find out it was Swahili, and how did you knew for sure it was indeed fluent Swahili?

she might have just gone into shock about the arm, which is why she wouldn’t react

i used to say like this, but with the plants .." don't pull the leaves on , you're hurting 'em". You may not believed me, but I'd always ask the tree/plant/flowers permission before picked them ..

Sweet with a hint of nightmares

nope nope nope nope nope... set the house on fire... and move out

home to "him"... now that culd be creepy in many ways. is her family treating her right?

Optimistic possibility: the house is awesome, and you'll live there happily for decades, until you pass away peacefully in your sleep.

its like youre the main guy from The Sixth Sense! you dont even know it, haha this is where movie people get their ideas from...

Boy-cheese? Girl-cheese? What universe does this kid live in?

This is very common in kids... monster under the bed, etc.

My brother kind of did that with me before i was born, only thing of course wasn't twins. But before my mom knew she was pregnant he went to her and said I am going to have a sister. Not long after mom found out she was pregnant, thing is the doctors kept saying it was a boy. My brother continued to tell them they were wrong and that he was having a sister. He was right

A moment of silence

It's just a kid playing a game

and heated iron shoes until they were red hot and made her dance at the princess's wedding....

Unfortunately I have a condition where I have chronic pain, so based on my experiences I'd rather die in agony :/

What kind of movies were you watching?

I actually thought something like this - I used to think I could hear them moving around the house. It took me years to realise it was my heartbeat I was hearing lol

This really needed to be reported - that's terrible

get that kid tested. that's unacceptable if, as implied, she a) hurt the cat or b) doesnt care that she died. Sociopahic behaviour starts very young.

maybe somebody told him he came from a fertilized egg and he filled in the rest

could have picked it up from a movie or tv show, but thats so impressive at that age to be able to copy like that, no matter how or where he heard it, usually that shows an excellent ear for learning new languages or being very musical

Aw, that's just her way of wanting a small portion of you for her very own.

I thought walls only had ears

Gillian - you are batsh*t crazy

well...did she regret it??

ambitious kid .. to me it's like the usual conversations ..