50 Times Nature Made Us Say NOPE” (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)”

NOO

I love "pet" spiders, as I call them. They live in one corner of your apartment, feed on insects and sometimes climb down to investigate your belongings. If I happen to become roommates with one, I always make a point to leave some water for it to drink, if it needs it. My favourite spider of this kind used to live in my mom's bedroom. It only had 5 legs and we named it Oggie. The tiny spider loved to crawl on my mom's sketches(she's an engineer) and kept her company. I was 5 at the time and it was one of the first examples of invertebrates' personalities I was to see.

Cthulhu rising

You can almost feel them reaching for your feet...first gently stroking, then all of a sudden gripping fast...

Fascinating and brutal in one.

Something similar happened to me once, but well, the other way round. I was on a sea holiday and came upon a large blue dragonfly, drowned in the sea. Now, I was saddened for the poor thing, but also ecstatic, for I have a collection of pinned insects, all of which were found dead, for I just can't bring myself to kill alive ones for the purpose. I carried it around in my palm, wondering where exactly was I to put it, for I didn't have any other dragonflies and the thing was huge. Suddenly, it moved! A second later, again! It became progressively more active, until it could stand on its legs and turn his head around in curiosity! I separated its wings carefully(they stuck to each other from the salty water) and it shook itself a little. I left it cleaning itself on an oak on a quiet path and I do hope it recovered completely. :)

Idea for a night lamp!

A planting enthusiast wasn’t scared of anything, but when they found a skull of a 50 year old oojomaku breed, their life changed.

Hitchcocks dream

I actually think those frogs are cute. Not the best place to find them, but not terrifying.

Well, This is nature being nature! Fully of mystery and creativity!

They are like : " neeeemo .. where are you !? "

Beautiful!

Look ma - A donkey with Wings!

That's...oddly practical

That's a long pile of s**t! Someone is eating too much fibres!

"Do you want to go UP or DOWN?"

I have watched too many alien movies which have gutted my mind to point that I refuse to believe its a plant! Fck me, I am running from here and calling ARMY, NAVY or fckng SWAT team.

That was in your house and you just chilled and took a picture of it. Your bravery has no end

I feel quite sorry for them really as they're just trying not to drown

Aren't those one of those creatures in lord of the ring ?

...that wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.

"Join meeeeeeeeeee" It says

What the f***!?! Do these exist? What part of evolution came up with that?

Wow, whoever put it together, must be having most non-shaking hands in the world.

we've all been like that at an all you can eat buffet

Once upon a time there was a man who did very bad things. The emperor turned him into a statue and trapped him in a tree. If he's freed the whole world is doomed. I made up this story

friendly neighborhood lizard, keeping your home bug free :)

Give a snake a fish an he'll eat it. Teach a snake to fish and he'll become the fishing rod.

Also known as Ants who gives zero fcks about gravity!

nooo poor thing. He was looking for water.

Well, I knew they have teeth, but I didn't know they have some on the tongue as well!

Didn’t think I could ever feel sorry for a snake, until I saw this post...

am I the only one who thinks it's kind of cute?

The answer my friend, is blowin’ in the wind

Scrolling down, scrolling down, scrolling down.

HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!!!

The marsh just arround the nuclear power plant?

Are you my mummy?

Diarrhoea: also a problem in aquatic mammals.

Happy Meal.

Awesome!

More like the punisher T-Shirt!

Kabuto

I.don't.want.to.see.the.spider.that.can.eat.that.frog. Please

Nawp

When you boss tells you a joke which isn't funny at all, but you gotta pretend its funny as heck!

The heart of a couch potato

looks like the poor guy was hit by a ships propeller...

Fascinating critters actually. Butterflies of the night!

sea ravioli xD

that's just sad.

Not a head. Earwig butt.

Zero fcks were given by those ducks that day!

Several names. Camel crickets in my area. Dang things are a pain in the b***.

That looks really wrong. Or maybe it's just because I have a dirty mind.

Judging by the snake’s shape, that thing with legs is already halfway in the snake. Am I right?

F*****g Mordor behind them and they just chilling !

They just have a spring break pool party.

Nah mate. Jog on....