Most people only see doormats as something to wipe their feet on, but if you really think about it, doormats hold a higher purpose - they're the first thing that people see before entering your home. Your grandma's tacky 'welcome' mat probably doesn't reflect you as a person, however, so we've compiled a selection of alternatives that should be a little more up to snuff. Though the mail carrier might be a little caught-off-guard the next time they arrive at your doorstep, at least you'll sleep easy knowing that your mat is a hundred times more honest than any of that 'home sweet home' nonsense.

Check out the funniest and most creative doormats Bored Panda could scrounge up below, and if you've got an equally genius one sitting on your porch right now, add it to our list at the end!

#1

Finally Received My Door Mat

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MRaina
Community Member
2 years ago

that might open quite some doors for you

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#2

Amazing Door Mat Creativity...

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Love this mat! Depending on your day, you can turn it any way you choose. Thumbs up!

Cip IESAN
Community Member
2 years ago

"Go away" must be the first choice

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

You can always choose the direction the doormat will be facing. ^_-

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Andrew Cas
Community Member
2 years ago

It's called an ambigram!

Community Member
2 years ago

Where can i buy this as a gift for my brother who has creepy roommates that barge into his room without knocking

Teresa Bisset
Community Member
2 years ago

Google personalised door mat and it'll show u loads

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Fsociety
Community Member
2 years ago

CLEVER!

TheMegaMeowstic
Community Member
2 years ago

Optical illusions, humor, AND doormats? Epic!

Carasie
Community Member
2 years ago

cool

Nevi Lรธvfelt
Community Member
2 years ago

I would love to own this mat!

Amanda Hunter
Community Member
2 years ago

Clever!

Lorsbl Solomon
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow

Sadie Maruno
Community Member
2 years ago

knew this would be in here!

Helen Burgess
Community Member
2 years ago

my ex has this...

HauntedForests
Community Member
2 years ago

Multi Purpose!! Perfect!

Jahnabi
Community Member
2 years ago

epic! gonna get one

Laura Ford-Everett
Community Member
2 years ago

NEED this!

lovealways<3
Community Member
2 years ago

Clever...

Etienne Pisano
Community Member
2 years ago

LoL!!!!!!

Riddhi Sharma
Community Member
2 years ago

Awesome! Lol

Jeannie Carle
Community Member
2 years ago

OK - have to keep this one

Ruthie Bgood
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol!

Charles Laster
Community Member
2 years ago

Coolest welcome mat ever!

Angela Kumar
Community Member
2 years ago

Want one..!

Harrison
Community Member
2 years ago

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Lenny Vos-Groenendijk
Community Member
2 years ago

This one is pure art and poetry๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Oscar
Community Member
2 years ago

I want this when I get a house.

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#3

Creative Door Mat

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder if the "sales people" will ever get the message? :O

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#4

Thank You

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Meeow
Community Member
2 years ago

I want!

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#5

Add A Little Technology To Your Doormat

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Who needs GPS. This works just fine. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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#6

My Neighbor's Door Mat . . . More Like Dad Mat

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Hi Mat, I'm Walker. ;D

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#7

Zeus On Guard Duty

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Georgia
Community Member
2 years ago

And thy dog shall bark for evermore.

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#8

Three Of The Best Things

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

That just about covers everything that's important these days. ;D

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#9

Creative Door Mat

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TC
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahaha...that's mean...

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#10

And The Award For Creepiest Door Mat Goes To

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Now I wonder where that 'pinhead' spy camera is located? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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#11

Haha Look What The Delivery Man Brought Today. Good Thing I Have The Same Sense Of Humor As Roman Lol

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

At least we know who picked out that door mat, don't we. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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#12

Creative Door Mat

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Anita Matล‚oka
Community Member
2 years ago

Tiip-Game of Thrones :D

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#13

Kwestie Van U Welkom Te Voelen ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

The "UnWelcome" mat. :O

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#14

Scale Doormat

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Iris Omri-Engler
Community Member
2 years ago

That's pure evil

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#15

Every Math's Teachers Dream Door Matย 

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Too bad the mat isn't wide enough for the door, because the center of it cannot align with the door hinge. Its not possible to get an accurate angle reading as a result. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

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#16

You Shall Not Pass

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
2 years ago

*Almost knocks on door* *see's doormat* *shrugs and leaves*

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#17

Creative Door Mat

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Claire
Community Member
2 years ago

Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me. Creature of the night.

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#18

I Mean, Come On! So Cute! This Mat Is A Little Twist On The Original That I Did For A Customer With Twinzies! Link In Profile To Shop All Doormats! ๐Ÿ“ธ

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Caroline Murphy
Community Member
2 years ago

The one on the right is looking at the one on the left like "wtf are you crying for?"

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#19

I Definitely Live Here...

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Cat Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

I prefer if it said "home is where the bra isn't"

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#20

Oh, Hi Cutie๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Made This Custom Doormat For

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Corgis are so flirtatious, just by their expressions.

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#21

0

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CatShatBrix
Community Member
2 years ago

...and wine!

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#22

0

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Ristina Nielsen
Community Member
2 years ago

How to get people to actually wipe theit feet :)

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#23

Creative Door Mat

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Blessed are the meek, for they shall...............................๐Ÿ˜Š

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#24

Door Mat At A Customers House I Delivered To Today.

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Definitely dog lovers live here. :D

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#25

๐Ÿ˜† The Little Things! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

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Bway_Gonnabe11
Community Member
2 years ago

*trips on the stairs*

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#26

Welcome To The Dark Side ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜

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Jรถrg Zingler
Community Member
2 years ago

we have cookies...

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#27

This Is My Brothers Doormat At His New Place

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Anna Thouvenin
Community Member
2 years ago

This is a mouse pad. I have the same in purple.

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#28

And Security Is Tight

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Lillian Chesak
Community Member
2 years ago

My mom must have designed this :-D

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#29

Go Away Doormat

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Now, that's being awfully Purrrposful and Catty, don't you think?

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#30

๐Ÿพfor Real ๐Ÿพ Custom Designs Are So Fun! Perfect Gifts For That Hard-to-shop-for Person!! Nickel-designs.com Or Etsy Link In Bio! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

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Community Member
2 years ago

dont worry mine too

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#31

Keep The Change You Filthy Animal Funny Doormat

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

I loved Home Alone too!

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#32

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teh furbeh
Community Member
2 years ago

I would be the one stupidly dancing on it, waiting for a sound.

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#33

When I Realised I Needed A Doormat, What Else Could I Choose ? ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Welcome, you've taken one bite by being here. The rest of the treat is waiting inside. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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#34

New Doormat

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Flinkie
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg I need this for when I get pets. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

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#35

I'm Talking Bout Right Here, Right Now, That's All I Need! -

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

At least they have their priorities straight. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ

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#36

Love My New Front Door Mat!

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

And note the size of the mat. They don't even want you to think about wiping your feet, since you won't be coming in. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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#37

My New Doormat Is About 1000000% Accurate! You Can Solicit All You Want As Long As You Gots A Maple Bar ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚โœŒ๏ธ

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

The residence of the Homer Family.

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#38

Good Advice From A Doormat...

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

because my back hurts

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#39

Cadeautjes Van Mezelf Voor Mezelf ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Community Member
2 years ago

Crew only ::)

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#40

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CelSlade
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahaha! I need this! :P

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#41

Just Got A New Door Mat

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

That's one way to say "No Soliciting". ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘

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#42

Free Wifi And Pizza Inside

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John L
Community Member
2 years ago

Honey, I'm home!

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#43

Tacos Doormat

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Flinkie
Community Member
2 years ago

.. and Nachos!

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#44

Creative Door Mat

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Community Member
2 years ago

I am!!

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#45

It's Talking To You Beautiful! โญ๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’‹

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MRaina
Community Member
2 years ago

i have a boyfriend..cheesy doormat

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#46

Knock Knock It's

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Angel
Community Member
2 years ago

LOVE IT!!!

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#47

๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ด
Rest Well Tonight โœจknowing God Has Already Prepared A Great Day For U โ˜บ๏ธ
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Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

who snuck in a bath mat ;)

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#48

Glad That Ikea Is Facilitating The Proper Adornment Of Myrmomanor.

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Flinkie
Community Member
2 years ago

I do not want this one for sure..

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