Most people only see doormats as something to wipe their feet on, but if you really think about it, doormats hold a higher purpose - they're the first thing that people see before entering your home. Your grandma's tacky 'welcome' mat probably doesn't reflect you as a person, however, so we've compiled a selection of alternatives that should be a little more up to snuff. Though the mail carrier might be a little caught-off-guard the next time they arrive at your doorstep, at least you'll sleep easy knowing that your mat is a hundred times more honest than any of that 'home sweet home' nonsense.

Check out the funniest and most creative doormats Bored Panda could scrounge up below, and if you've got an equally genius one sitting on your porch right now, add it to our list at the end!

#1

Finally Received My Door Mat

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MRaina 1 year ago

that might open quite some doors for you

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#2

Amazing Door Mat Creativity...

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John L 1 year ago

Love this mat! Depending on your day, you can turn it any way you choose. Thumbs up!

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#3

Creative Door Mat

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John L 1 year ago

I wonder if the "sales people" will ever get the message? :O

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#5

Add A Little Technology To Your Doormat

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John L 1 year ago

Who needs GPS. This works just fine. 👍👍

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#6

My Neighbor's Door Mat . . . More Like Dad Mat

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John L 1 year ago

Hi Mat, I'm Walker. ;D

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#7

Zeus On Guard Duty

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Georgia 1 year ago

And thy dog shall bark for evermore.

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#8

Three Of The Best Things

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John L 1 year ago

That just about covers everything that's important these days. ;D

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#9

Creative Door Mat

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TC 1 year ago

Hahahaha...that's mean...

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#10

And The Award For Creepiest Door Mat Goes To

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John L 1 year ago

Now I wonder where that 'pinhead' spy camera is located? 🤔🤔

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#11

Haha Look What The Delivery Man Brought Today. Good Thing I Have The Same Sense Of Humor As Roman Lol

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John L 1 year ago

At least we know who picked out that door mat, don't we. 🤔🤔

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#12

Creative Door Mat

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Anita Matłoka 1 year ago

Tiip-Game of Thrones :D

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#13

Kwestie Van U Welkom Te Voelen 🙈🙊

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John L 1 year ago

The "UnWelcome" mat. :O

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#14

Scale Doormat

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Iris Omri-Engler 1 year ago

That's pure evil

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#15

Every Math's Teachers Dream Door Mat 

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John L 1 year ago

Too bad the mat isn't wide enough for the door, because the center of it cannot align with the door hinge. Its not possible to get an accurate angle reading as a result. 😟😟

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#16

You Shall Not Pass

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Silent Skeleton 1 year ago

*Almost knocks on door* *see's doormat* *shrugs and leaves*

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#17

Creative Door Mat

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Claire 1 year ago

Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me. Creature of the night.

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#18

I Mean, Come On! So Cute! This Mat Is A Little Twist On The Original That I Did For A Customer With Twinzies! Link In Profile To Shop All Doormats! 📸

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Caroline Murphy 1 year ago

The one on the right is looking at the one on the left like "wtf are you crying for?"

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#19

I Definitely Live Here...

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Cat Meow 1 year ago

I prefer if it said "home is where the bra isn't"

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#20

Oh, Hi Cutie👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 Made This Custom Doormat For

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John L 1 year ago

Corgis are so flirtatious, just by their expressions.

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#21

0

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CatShatBrix 1 year ago

...and wine!

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#22

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Ristina Nielsen 1 year ago

How to get people to actually wipe theit feet :)

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#23

Creative Door Mat

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John L 1 year ago

Blessed are the meek, for they shall...............................😊

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#24

Door Mat At A Customers House I Delivered To Today.

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John L 1 year ago

Definitely dog lovers live here. :D

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#25

😆 The Little Things! 👌🏻

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Bway_Gonnabe11 1 year ago

*trips on the stairs*

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#26

Welcome To The Dark Side 😈😏

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Jörg Zingler 1 year ago

we have cookies...

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#27

This Is My Brothers Doormat At His New Place

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Anna Thouvenin 1 year ago

This is a mouse pad. I have the same in purple.

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#28

And Security Is Tight

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Lillian Chesak 1 year ago

My mom must have designed this :-D

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#29

Go Away Doormat

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John L 1 year ago

Now, that's being awfully Purrrposful and Catty, don't you think?

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#30

🐾for Real 🐾 Custom Designs Are So Fun! Perfect Gifts For That Hard-to-shop-for Person!! Nickel-designs.com Or Etsy Link In Bio! 🐾🐾

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1 year ago

dont worry mine too

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#31

Keep The Change You Filthy Animal Funny Doormat

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Hope Floats 1 year ago

I loved Home Alone too!

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#32

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teh furbeh 1 year ago

I would be the one stupidly dancing on it, waiting for a sound.

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#33

When I Realised I Needed A Doormat, What Else Could I Choose ? 🍉🍉🍉

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John L 1 year ago

Welcome, you've taken one bite by being here. The rest of the treat is waiting inside. 👍👍

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#34

New Doormat

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Flinkie 1 year ago

Omg I need this for when I get pets. 😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻💝💝💝

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#35

I'm Talking Bout Right Here, Right Now, That's All I Need! -

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John L 1 year ago

At least they have their priorities straight. 😉😜

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#36

Love My New Front Door Mat!

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John L 1 year ago

And note the size of the mat. They don't even want you to think about wiping your feet, since you won't be coming in. 😱😱

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#37

My New Doormat Is About 1000000% Accurate! You Can Solicit All You Want As Long As You Gots A Maple Bar 🍩🍩🍩😂✌️

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Hope Floats 1 year ago

The residence of the Homer Family.

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#38

Good Advice From A Doormat...

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Vlad Horobet 1 year ago

because my back hurts

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#39

Cadeautjes Van Mezelf Voor Mezelf 😎

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1 year ago

Crew only ::)

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#40

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CelSlade 1 year ago

Hahaha! I need this! :P

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#41

Just Got A New Door Mat

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John L 1 year ago

That's one way to say "No Soliciting". 👍😜👍

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#42

Free Wifi And Pizza Inside

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John L 1 year ago

Honey, I'm home!

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#43

Tacos Doormat

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Flinkie 1 year ago

.. and Nachos!

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#44

Creative Door Mat

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1 year ago

I am!!

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#45

It's Talking To You Beautiful! ⭐️🌸💋

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MRaina 1 year ago

i have a boyfriend..cheesy doormat

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#46

Knock Knock It's

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Angel 1 year ago

LOVE IT!!!

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#47

🐻😴
Rest Well Tonight ✨knowing God Has Already Prepared A Great Day For U ☺️
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Stille20 1 year ago

who snuck in a bath mat ;)

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#48

Glad That Ikea Is Facilitating The Proper Adornment Of Myrmomanor.

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Flinkie 1 year ago

I do not want this one for sure..

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