Most people only see doormats as something to wipe their feet on, but if you really think about it, doormats hold a higher purpose - they're the first thing that people see before entering your home. Your grandma's tacky 'welcome' mat probably doesn't reflect you as a person, however, so we've compiled a selection of alternatives that should be a little more up to snuff. Though the mail carrier might be a little caught-off-guard the next time they arrive at your doorstep, at least you'll sleep easy knowing that your mat is a hundred times more honest than any of that 'home sweet home' nonsense.

Check out the funniest and most creative doormats Bored Panda could scrounge up below, and if you've got an equally genius one sitting on your porch right now, add it to our list at the end!

#1

Finally Received My Door Mat

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MRaina
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that might open quite some doors for you

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#2

Amazing Door Mat Creativity...

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John L
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this mat! Depending on your day, you can turn it any way you choose. Thumbs up!

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#3

Creative Door Mat

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John L
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if the "sales people" will ever get the message? :O

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#5

Add A Little Technology To Your Doormat

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John L
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who needs GPS. This works just fine. 👍👍

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#7

Zeus On Guard Duty

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Georgia
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And thy dog shall bark for evermore.

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#8

Three Of The Best Things

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That just about covers everything that's important these days. ;D

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#10

And The Award For Creepiest Door Mat Goes To

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John L
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I wonder where that 'pinhead' spy camera is located? 🤔🤔

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#11

Haha Look What The Delivery Man Brought Today. Good Thing I Have The Same Sense Of Humor As Roman Lol

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least we know who picked out that door mat, don't we. 🤔🤔

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#15

Every Math's Teachers Dream Door Mat 

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too bad the mat isn't wide enough for the door, because the center of it cannot align with the door hinge. Its not possible to get an accurate angle reading as a result. 😟😟

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#16

You Shall Not Pass

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Silent Skeleton
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Almost knocks on door* *see's doormat* *shrugs and leaves*

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#17

Creative Door Mat

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Claire
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me. Creature of the night.

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#18

I Mean, Come On! So Cute! This Mat Is A Little Twist On The Original That I Did For A Customer With Twinzies! Link In Profile To Shop All Doormats! 📸

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Caroline Murphy
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one on the right is looking at the one on the left like "wtf are you crying for?"

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#19

I Definitely Live Here...

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Cat Meow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer if it said "home is where the bra isn't"

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#20

Oh, Hi Cutie👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 Made This Custom Doormat For

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corgis are so flirtatious, just by their expressions.

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#22

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#23

Creative Door Mat

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blessed are the meek, for they shall...............................😊

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#24

Door Mat At A Customers House I Delivered To Today.

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely dog lovers live here. :D

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#27

This Is My Brothers Doormat At His New Place

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Anna Thouvenin
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a mouse pad. I have the same in purple.

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#29

Go Away Doormat

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now, that's being awfully Purrrposful and Catty, don't you think?

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#32

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teh furbeh
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be the one stupidly dancing on it, waiting for a sound.

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#33

When I Realised I Needed A Doormat, What Else Could I Choose ? 🍉🍉🍉

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome, you've taken one bite by being here. The rest of the treat is waiting inside. 👍👍

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#34

New Doormat

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Flinkie
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I need this for when I get pets. 😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻💝💝💝

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#35

I'm Talking Bout Right Here, Right Now, That's All I Need! -

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they have their priorities straight. 😉😜

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#36

Love My New Front Door Mat!

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And note the size of the mat. They don't even want you to think about wiping your feet, since you won't be coming in. 😱😱

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#41

Just Got A New Door Mat

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John L
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's one way to say "No Soliciting". 👍😜👍

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#45

It's Talking To You Beautiful! ⭐️🌸💋

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MRaina
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i have a boyfriend..cheesy doormat

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#48

Glad That Ikea Is Facilitating The Proper Adornment Of Myrmomanor.

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