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Most people only see doormats as something to wipe their feet on, but if you really think about it, doormats hold a higher purpose - they're the first thing that people see before entering your home. Your grandma's tacky 'welcome' mat probably doesn't reflect you as a person, however, so we've compiled a selection of alternatives that should be a little more up to snuff. Though the mail carrier might be a little caught-off-guard the next time they arrive at your doorstep, at least you'll sleep easy knowing that your mat is a hundred times more honest than any of that 'home sweet home' nonsense.

Check out the funniest and most creative doormats Bored Panda could scrounge up below, and if you've got an equally genius one sitting on your porch right now, add it to our list at the end!

#1

Finally Received My Door Mat

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MRaina
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that might open quite some doors for you

Kwj
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want this one! :D It would be SO fun to hear people yelling outside of my apartment :P

Colonel Cosine
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if the owner isn't home, and you scream "ding dong" at a door for two minutes? That is sure to get you some strange looks.

bianca johnson
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought this one on Amazon for $12, worth every penny

John L
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not install a door knocker ? Or better yet, why not just fix the door bell?

earringnut
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your missing the point of the the doormat... and why it's there.

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    #2

    Amazing Door Mat Creativity...

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this mat! Depending on your day, you can turn it any way you choose. Thumbs up!

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go away" must be the first choice

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always choose the direction the doormat will be facing. ^_-

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can i buy this as a gift for my brother who has creepy roommates that barge into his room without knocking

    Teresa Bisset
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google personalised door mat and it'll show u loads

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    TheMegaMeowstic
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Optical illusions, humor, AND doormats? Epic!

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    #3

    Creative Door Mat

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the "sales people" will ever get the message? :O

    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sign on my door and above my doorbell that specifically says no solicitors, and yet they knock/ring almost daily. SMH.

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite!!

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA! I need one like this for my unsociable days!

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    #4

    Thank You

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're judging your shoe choices!

    Tammy Chapman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want mine to say...There's a crazy person with a gun in here. lmao

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the cats are there to back up the mat *L*

    Charles Laster
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get 'em! They're walking tuna fish!

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    #5

    Add A Little Technology To Your Doormat

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs GPS. This works just fine. 👍👍

    Riddhi Sharma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to make sure you came to the right place!😜

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    #6

    My Neighbor's Door Mat . . . More Like Dad Mat

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Mat, I'm Walker. ;D

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name's Mat Door

    Karim Kawambwa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sole: Hi, I am Sole... Mat: Nooooo.....

    Amy Tarleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mat is such a push-over. Such a door mat.

    Letfra
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi I'm Mat I'm a radar technician.

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    #7

    Zeus On Guard Duty

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    Georgia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thy dog shall bark for evermore.

    MacacoMonkey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pic with the happy dog though 😍

    Anne Donker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right? That sweet looking doggie looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly!

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    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice dog though...

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    #8

    Three Of The Best Things

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just about covers everything that's important these days. ;D

    Jainu Jogani
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted just for the cute dog 🐶

    frank0ys
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I only upvoted because of the dog.

    Riddhi Sharma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the people you need at your doorstep! Nobody else😜(But look at that grumpy looking dog!

    Tracy Moorhead
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, my dog Loves the Pizza Man!!

    Fsociety
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need one cuz damn Jahova witness cults knock at my door leaving their trash or sales people trying to sell stuff.

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    #9

    Creative Door Mat

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    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha...that's mean...

    M. M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for robbers haha. Like, "Don't rob us, the neighbors have better stuff."

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    Liz dJ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After seeing this doormat I'd think the opposite. This is better stuff already!

    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is unfortunately true for me. My neighbors have a huge TV, an Amazon Echo, two hoverboards, and college money. The very best thing I have is a Furby (wait a minute, furbies are better than everything.)

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't resist with the Welcome rock, though. :)

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    #10

    And The Award For Creepiest Door Mat Goes To

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I wonder where that 'pinhead' spy camera is located? 🤔🤔

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you ; ) creepy smile

    MRaina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine standing on it in skirts ;)

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mat with micro camera included

    Riddhi Sharma
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An X-ray that can see your undies!

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    #11

    Haha Look What The Delivery Man Brought Today. Good Thing I Have The Same Sense Of Humor As Roman Lol

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we know who picked out that door mat, don't we. 🤔🤔

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were my family it'd be the wife :')

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    come on... That pet ain't shady..

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Beware Of Wife!!"

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the look on the dogs face. It's almost like he is thinking, "Hey I am cool too"

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at this puppy, he's definitely not shady! The only shady one is you, husband

    moli.2
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more interested in the dog cuteness :D

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    #12

    Creative Door Mat

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    Beatrice Alighieri
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a quote from Game of Thrones season 7, from Danaerys Targaryen to Jon Snow.

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    Charlie Malone
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to get this for my sons who are midevil fanatics. :)

    Celental Midnight
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAS!!! I WANT!!!! Where can get this?!?!

    Steffen Beth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look more like the dragon from Iron Fist, then Game of Thrones....

    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't miss any time coming out with this

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    #13

    Kwestie Van U Welkom Te Voelen 🙈🙊

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "UnWelcome" mat. :O

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you know?? 0-0

    Ingrid Tsai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: decides to visit friend *sees mat* *HEART BREAKS*

    Jonathan Reyes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The annoying friend you just cant get rid of

    egracec
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the most honest one possible

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    #14

    Scale Doormat

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    Elisn Klein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be handy to have these neigbours. We don't own a people scale :((

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    Marty Sunderland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://www.curiosite.es/html/regalos-originales/enfelpudo_chivato.html

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    Sara MacFarland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many people stand to the side of it....rather than step on it?

    Ingrid Tsai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never go there then, EVIL

    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god. I don't want to feel fat every day I get home from school... it makes finishing the day feel a little less good.

    June Pixeld
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can blame the groceries if u have some!

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    #15

    Every Math's Teachers Dream Door Mat 

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad the mat isn't wide enough for the door, because the center of it cannot align with the door hinge. Its not possible to get an accurate angle reading as a result. 😟😟

    Fbomb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider the thickness of the door and the hinge pivot point. With the door open to 90 deg it's highly likely that it will align perfect and in fact, it's installed correctly.

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    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent. I still have to think how large angles each time. This would have helped me very much when I was young...

    GtXNorway
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all complaining about the mat not being correctly aligned.. It is =) Link here: (in Norwegian) http://www.tv2.no/a/8578575/ mathdoor2-...dd0c7f.jpg mathdoor2-59a02a5dd0c7f.jpg

    Troux
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But....it's not centered on the hinge, so it doesn't work.

    TheMegaMeowstic
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The door is about an inch thick, probably, so when you open it it should work.

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    Colonel Cosine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this!! (but I prefer radians)

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually in the building where I work, this is a real security measure. Unfortunately, though, it doesn't look so fancy. It's just a piece of yellow tape kinda paint to mark the door opening.

    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nightmare doormat I absolutely DESPISE math class.

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    #16

    You Shall Not Pass

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    Silent Skeleton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Almost knocks on door* *see's doormat* *shrugs and leaves*

    EvieNiffler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one! Must know where to get it :O

    stacyh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have them on Amazon, I believe this exact one. And also Etsy has a shop called "Damn Good Doormats," and they're available there. Would post a link but it won't let me for some reason.

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    Robert Nordin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is from The Lord of the Rings

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    #17

    Creative Door Mat

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    Claire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me. Creature of the night.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perverted much mat??

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    #18

    I Mean, Come On! So Cute! This Mat Is A Little Twist On The Original That I Did For A Customer With Twinzies! Link In Profile To Shop All Doormats! 📸

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    Caroline Murphy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right is looking at the one on the left like "wtf are you crying for?"

    Sudoc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm posing for the picture dumdum. Now you cry too so mom will quit taking pictures and feed us!"

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell hath no fury like an irate momma. ;D

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's those creepy dolls I've seen. They are SO lifelike it's awful.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing as they live outside, I don't think you need the doorbell!

    #19

    I Definitely Live Here...

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer if it said "home is where the bra isn't"

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking this may be the neighborhood pervert. 😜😜

    Sarah Lennie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because someone wants to go pant-less in their home doesn't make them a pervert. It makes them my kindred spirit.

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    Jonathan Reyes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you will forgive if they took a long time opening the door

    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pants in England (underwear) ? Or in the USA (trousers) ?...

    Ingrid Tsai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um.... so where do you keep your pants?

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend considers removing his pants one of the first steps of getting comfortable once we're home

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    #20

    Oh, Hi Cutie👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 Made This Custom Doormat For

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corgis are so flirtatious, just by their expressions.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous puppy :3

    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (whispers) The mat's talking about the puppy...

    Pamela
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doggy is so so cute

    Jonathan Reyes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly what I would say if get greeted by her

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when the corgis walk away? Talk about flirtatious! That little floof butt gets me every time

    Ingrid Tsai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks around* ME: Is this place haunted cuz I sure don't see anyone beautiful! Other than that corgi.

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    #21

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    Ingrid Tsai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have food, that works too!

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    #22

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    Ristina Nielsen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get people to actually wipe theit feet :)

    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now imagine if you actually had to slide to ring the doorbell. That would make a great invention. No one hear steals it, it's mine.

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    #23

    Creative Door Mat

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blessed are the meek, for they shall...............................😊

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -insert Harry Potter theme-

    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the harry potter font.The Weasley's would be proud.

    Victoria Windsor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I think it's wonderful"- Harry Potter

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    #24

    Door Mat At A Customers House I Delivered To Today.

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely dog lovers live here. :D

    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the residents don't greet you this way...

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this because that's where the "a**l gland" is located. A dog's sense of smell is better than all the other senses. And the a**l gland is a unique marker that is different from all other dogs. Even if there were a thousand dogs who looked exactly alike, Fido can pick out the one he is looking for, because of the a**l gland. :D

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    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin needs a doormat like this one. She has 5 big dogs!

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    #25

    😆 The Little Things! 👌🏻

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    Luca Gotta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one like this, and I've also seen the Darth Vader version stating "welcome to the dark side"

    Luca Gotta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wait... Darth Vader two pics down.. Nice try ol' me

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    #26

    Welcome To The Dark Side 😈😏

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    #27

    This Is My Brothers Doormat At His New Place

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    Anna Thouvenin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a mouse pad. I have the same in purple.

    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello. Only mice are welcome here. Get lost, hugeling! Our cheese is hidden from you!

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love your brother's sense of humor

    Joel Davis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That rug really tied the room together

    Jazlyn J.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never forget to check the size kiddos!!

    Tammy Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny. But as soon as somebody walked by they would probably pocket it. Which would suck, because I think that it's adorable.

    Pamela Grove
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see what it says....what is it?

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    #28

    And Security Is Tight

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    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or more Boston Terriers! Freaking precious.

    bianca johnson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They like enforcers, "no wine, no entrance" so says the bull dog

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    #29

    Go Away Doormat

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, that's being awfully Purrrposful and Catty, don't you think?

    Momogi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I need in life! OMG so beautiful, majestic, and purrfect!

    Roderik
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Arientis It is an awesome brand called: RIPNDIP

    Arientis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get one? 😼😼

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    #30

    🐾for Real 🐾 Custom Designs Are So Fun! Perfect Gifts For That Hard-to-shop-for Person!! Nickel-designs.com Or Etsy Link In Bio! 🐾🐾

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont worry mine too

    MyBunniesAndMe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house - along with rabbit and cat hair too.

    Ingrid Tsai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, as long as I can pet those dogs...

    Neha Jawale-Bhorge
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so need this.. only with cat in place of dog

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    #32

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    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be the one stupidly dancing on it, waiting for a sound.

    EvieNiffler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be the one rigging each key to play sounds, for your amusement.

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    Vanessica Bloxgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sees a person hopping on mat* -not again-

    Ula
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and you know not to move in next door!

    #33

    When I Realised I Needed A Doormat, What Else Could I Choose ? 🍉🍉🍉

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome, you've taken one bite by being here. The rest of the treat is waiting inside. 👍👍

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who takes such a small bite outta watermelon?

    Robert Nordin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for OCD people...the seeds aren't even, then theres the bite 😂😂😂

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    #34

    New Doormat

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    Flinkie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I need this for when I get pets. 😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻💝💝💝

    Lenny Vos-Groenendijk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bother. Got two of those dogs. They are stupid and they cannot read.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless your a dog

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    #35

    I'm Talking Bout Right Here, Right Now, That's All I Need! -

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they have their priorities straight. 😉😜

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who turn over to see that ---->BEACH

    #36

    Love My New Front Door Mat!

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And note the size of the mat. They don't even want you to think about wiping your feet, since you won't be coming in. 😱😱

    MRaina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    need this not only for my house, for my personal space as well

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my neighbors has a mat that simply reads, "LEAVE" *L*

    #37

    My New Doormat Is About 1000000% Accurate! You Can Solicit All You Want As Long As You Gots A Maple Bar 🍩🍩🍩😂✌️

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    Vanessica Bloxgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets just hope the person wont get arrested

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have D and Nuts though. *wink* *wink*

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    #38

    Good Advice From A Doormat...

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    Johanna Krapf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance they're no friends of mine.

    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (In my head: I just wanna dance, dance, dance, dance dance.... YES I LIKE JOJO SIWA DON'T SHAME ME YOU FILTHY HUMAN YOU)

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    #40

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, children, what does a sentence need? - A capital letter. - Good.

    #41

    Just Got A New Door Mat

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to say "No Soliciting". 👍😜👍

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    #42

    Free Wifi And Pizza Inside

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's enough for me

    Ingrid Tsai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll go in, I don't care who lives there, I'm going in

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it invites unwanted guests. No, not getting this one... not unless you put "(only for me)" on it

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    #43

    Tacos Doormat

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and No hot sauce that was made in New York city. -- True southwestern flavor only comes from thhe southwest.

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day. Not just Tuesday too!

    #44

    Creative Door Mat

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    Harrison
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping that it would say something else if you read it upside down

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *drunk me thanks you for the clarification*

    #45

    It's Talking To You Beautiful! ⭐️🌸💋

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    MRaina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a boyfriend..cheesy doormat

    Ingrid Tsai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I'm not interested in marrying doormats, better luck next time!

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    #46

    Knock Knock It's

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    teh furbeh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Furby, I would be more interested in fingers.

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    #48

    Glad That Ikea Is Facilitating The Proper Adornment Of Myrmomanor.

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    Flinkie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not want this one for sure..

    HauntedForests
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family runs a pest control business, so this would be perfect!!

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one somewhere... isn't this an ikea mat?

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one way to let me wake up entirely