53 Times People Received Such Pathetic Scam Messages, They Just Had To Laugh And Share Them Online
InterviewGetting scammed and losing your money is one of the worst feelings in the world. First of all, there’s the financial loss. Then there’s the shame of having been tricked. And finally, there’s the lingering distrust for other people.
However, some scammers’ attempts to bamboozle their victims are so ridiculous, see-through, or just downright weird, they’re making the internet laugh. And people can’t help but shame these scammers on the r/Scams subreddit. With a community of over 237k people, the online group acts both as a way to educate internet users on how to recognize scams, as well as to provide entertainment. It’s a public service and educational fun rolled into one neat package.
Check out the posts from r/Scams below, upvote the ones that made you laugh (even though scams are never funny, the way scammers act can be hilarious), and be sure to visit their group for all of their latest posts when you’re done. One of the subreddit moderators was kind enough to have an in-depth chat with Bored Panda about their community, how it helps spread awareness about identifying potential scams, and what the most recent popular scams are right now. "Once you fall for a scam there is usually not much that can be done, but if you take a short amount of time now to learn more about scams you can save yourself money and hassle in the future. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure." Read on for the full interview.
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This Is Absolutely Awful
I’m so tempted to. Especially with what’s his face who did TedTalks about on YouTube. The scammers would respond to please leave them alone. I’m not sure if that ultimate goal would be my result. I would be so angry that I may make things worse.
Load More Replies...Scammers are scums, but what is even scummier is when they realised that they messed up.
*Confused Happy Noises*
And they hit so often because a lot of fools still don't know how to duck.
Load More Replies...12 years old male me finding out that I'm a mother :D Because they would always tart "Mom, I got into an accident... etc."
This isn't exactly the same thing, but my father-in-law keeps getting phone calls from someone pretending to be my daughter, saying she's out of state and has been in an accident and has been arrested. She needs him to send her bail money they say. My father-in-law, by no means a great intellect, figures out pretty quickly that his granddaughter that suffers from agoraphobia and without a driver's license hasn't driven anywhere.
Laughed at this. Poor kid's gotta get a paper route for child support.
once I got an email saying they have incriminating photos of me naked, and I was like ummmmmmmmm........... what? I have never taken one. The most incriminating you are gonna get is me during dress rehearsals with my short shorts and tank top that go under my costume with my makeup smudged and my hair a total rats nest, and there is no way you got those
this reminds me of a text saying i needed to pay off my student debts, i was 11
Very Well Thought Out Scam
How do people have 124 unread text messages? I don’t understand how they can not just read them or even if they’re junk texts, just clear them at least.
Hoping for a "How can I restore your confidence" followed by a series of inane, photographed, challenges; "OK but only if you cut down the mightiest tree your local park with... a herring!" for example.
I just realised how scary it would be if the scammer actually displayed all his personal information. Thinking of it just makes me shudder.
"I have your phone but i dont know your name dough im supposed to delver you money"... who would not see this one? :D
It is surprising, but some people actually don't see it.
Load More Replies...The moderator told Bored Panda that the reason why the subreddit was started (and why it's still popular to this very day) is to identify scams and help people avoid them. At first, it was a companion sub for r/freebies, but grew into its own thing. "I think we might be the only general-purpose scam sub. There are other subs of course, but all of them I've seen seem to have a tighter focus on a certain kind. So one thing we stand out for is being the primary place on Reddit to find what you're looking for and to get help learning about or dealing with a scam," they said.
"Our goal is to both help people avoid falling for scams in the first place, and also to help people recover after they have been scammed, but in many cases, once you have been scammed your money is simply gone, which is why it is so important that there is a place on Reddit you can go to receive quick, reliable advice about potential scams," the moderator told Bored Panda.
Message I Got From My "Grandma" A While Ago
Like, even beyond using someone's dead grandmother, why would they think this sounds like a typical humanoid conversation?
I had a chance to work as a telemarketer (for a whole 2 weeks), and scripts we had to memorize sounded soooo robotic. No living person would talk like this, and unfortunately I had to -.-
Load More Replies...How horrible. I feel so bad for them. Must have been painful! This scammer deserves the worst!
Similar thing happened to me after my father passed, received countless emails, supposedly from his account, trying to get me to purchase some sort of diet plan. I remember thinking, "Boy, leave it to my dad to be the first person in history to report back from beyond the grave, only to use that power to tell me I'm fat. Thanks dad, glad to see the afterlife hasn't changed you." Smdh..
You have to be the lowest piece of crap to imitate someone's dead grandmother.
My friend actually fell for this. She was messaged by "an old friend" she hadn't talked to in years. He told all about how he just got a grant for $10k but she had to pay 2500 for the paperwork. She tried to send $2500 to them! Walmart wouldnt let her send it because they knew where she was wiring it to was a scam.
i can't believe they said that last part to their dead grandma, shes a ghost, she doesn't deserve that.
I knew it wasn’t grandma by the “What’s Up?” wording in the first paragraph, but to hear granny is dead. Oof, what a kicker. Reminds me of how tv shows every once in a while, dead people voting.
This happened to my sister and I after mom died. Someone hijacked her Facebook account and we both got messages from her. Oh, and the year my brother died, my mom went to file his taxes and someone in Florida had already done it and gotten the refund. So she had to deal with losing her son AND assholes stealing his identity in a six-month span.
My Office Got An Email From Our “Site Manager” Asking Us To Get Ebay Gift Cards For A “Client” And Send The Codes On The Back To Somebody Named Danny. I Tracked Their Ip Address To Enugu, Nigeria And Sent This To The Number
"hEllo mY naMe Is DaNny froM nigerIa CAn YoU gEt Me GiFtCardS????
Load More Replies...So satisfying, I just made the post from 299 likes to 300 likes :D (This is hilarious, probably the best post I have ever.)
XD omg that is the best, now ima look up memes about this SpongeBob episode.
At Least He Admitted It
Absolutely, ain't got all day. Must still convert that UK£2000 into Los Angelos... pesos? dinar? lev?... before the shops close.
Load More Replies...damn. He cut right to the chase. Didn't even hide the scam here at the end.
My BIL got a text from his "online GF." She wanted money because it was SNOWing in Tampa Florida and she needed to have the heat turned on....I Live in Florida and it was 70 degrees in Tampa that day.
They explained that knowledge can hurt scammers and how the community is there to support anyone and everyone who's been hurt financially: "The more people who are scam aware, the fewer income streams scammers will have. You're never going to stop a scammer from being a scammer, but you can help people avoid becoming victims by educating them. Every time someone asks about a fake check scam before they go through with it, we are helping them save thousands of dollars. Victims fall for the underage girl scam and think their life is ruined, some even indicate that they are suicidal when they ask us for advice, and we are able to quickly assure them that everything is fine and we can show them many examples of previous posts in our community."
The Best Scam Ever!!!
Nice way to get people to confess. I hope a lot of the guilty ones fell for it and owned up.
After seeing pictures of the crowd who stormed the Capitol, this one should work :-)
It reminds me of the Simpsons, when the police offers free boats for criminals, and they all come to the police station to claim their gifts.
those dumbass trumpies, i wouldnt be surprised if they did put their information
At least this one could have a positive outcome by reeling in dopey criminals.
His supporters are so gullible / dense that I guarantee 70% of the short bus fools fell for it.
Have you seen what people "fall" for nowadays?
Load More Replies...Scammer Steals Pictures Of My Dying Son And Uses Them To Create A Gofundme
I can't even find the words. I'm so sorry for your loss, and so disgusted by the scammer's behaviour. This is revolting.
However awful this idiot is, don't post pictures of children publically, let alone of a sick dying child. Also check who's following you when you post them to friends and take them down after a while. No friends need to see your kid's pictures after a week. If you would keep them in an album at home (in stead of in the wall fi), do the same on Facebook and the likes.
some people, like the poster, like to be the bigger person. they're good people. i, however, am not interested in being the bigger person and would definitely put their info on the internet for what they did.
Load More Replies...I can't believe someone on this earth would stoop as low as to make money off of someones dying baby like that. Whoever he is, sue him for everything he's got.
My Dog Has Been Missing For A Week And Some Sick Bastard Pulled This Bs
How is someone this greedy. YOu'd have to be completely dead inside, and heartless to do something like this.
Happened to us.... The sicko who tried to scam us with this BS made a tough day so much harder. A kind person got us our little old man back.
The moderator was also kind enough to warn us of the most common recent scams. "Fake check scams are very common right now, and if you fall for one, you will lose thousands of dollars and have no realistic chance of getting your money back. A few other recent scams of note include: fake Bitcoin giveaways on Discord, romance scammers impersonating Asian girls who trick victims into signing up for fake investment sites, cartel scammers who threaten to kill you and send you gory pictures, sugar scammers, sextortion scams, the blackmail email scam, and recovery/double-dip scammers who target previous scam victims. We definitely see some new techniques, but most are just dressed-up versions of old scams such as the advance-fee scam that has been around for hundreds of years."
A Seasoned Professional
Damn! I Should Have Accepted It When He Said He Would Send Me The Money Via Airmail
It is all the money he collected from the people who DID reply to the e-mail.
So that's where she left the money, smh, i thought she brought my money to me
Just Glad To See My BF Has A Good Head On His Shoulders
Now imagine someone in Mexico kidnapping people and nobody believes them anymore 😂
" I kidnapped your brother. Pay $20 000 and we'll set him free." "Nah, you'll set him free in about 3 hours because that's the max time anyone can stand to be with him."
I love gray’s response. I wish I could have seen the faces of the scammers!
I can't stop testifying of the good services i keep getting from CRYPTORECOVERYHACKER @ GMAIL COM each time i email, and i keep getting the best from CRYPTORECOVERYHACKER @ gmail com
Google, according to the mod, is our biggest weapon when it comes to fighting scammers who prey on the weak. We can use it to identify if we're talking to someone trying to con us. However, that means we have to use Google effectively.
"If you have been contacted by someone and you're suspicious, searching for unique sounding phrases they use will show if the script has been used publicly before. However, searching for unique identifiers like usernames, email addresses, or phone numbers is not useful, as they change so often and can give you a false sense of security. For example, the 2020 Twitter hack was not a very convincing scam, but people looked at the usernames and saw they were the real accounts so they fell for the scam. The most important thing is to look at the situation itself."
How About £1400?
Sure, first give me your social insurance number and a copy of your ID card and I send it to the police today
I got a similar message for something I was selling. They offered to give me $300 when I only required maybe $60. After I told them to place their order so that I could send it out right away, they failed to respond again.
Wholesome Hacking
A Russian bot hacked my mom's inactive facebook account and put a girl with massive boobs as her profile picture. She deleted the account immediately! :D
I'm sorry. But that's actually kinda funny.
Load More Replies...Because they changed the settings to Russian language
Load More Replies...Yo guys, i think i know where those robots that China destroyed after they became sassy went. They went to Russia and became hackers.
I can't stop testifying of the good services i keep getting from CRYPTORECOVERYHACKER @ GMAIL COM each time i email, and i keep getting the best from CRYPTORECOVERYHACKER @ gmail com
He’s Not Wrong
I was so disappointed to learn that cursive wasn't the same as cursing. It would have made Catholic school so much more interesting.
Load More Replies...and it's not because you are old that you know how to write cursive... Your point?
Load More Replies...The trouble's not that kids can't read cursive and grandma doesn't know computers. The problem is that they both ridicule the other instead of helping/teaching each other.
Could we just stop this generation war nonsense? Knowing how to read and write in cursive is important if you ever want to read anything handwritten earlier than your own generation. (Family history is important.) And being cruel to older people who did NOT grow up on computers and who struggle with knowing how to use them is just infantile. You could offer to patiently help them instead of making fun of them. Grow up and be a nice person.
have you ever actually tried to help older people with technology?
Load More Replies...That's what parents are for... To teach you things like that. Not grandparents.
Load More Replies...My teenager learned cursive as therapy for his dysgraphia. A number of his teachers didn't know it though, so I had to teach him. It worked, and now he can write mostly legibly and at a functional speed.
They continued: "For websites, I always check the online presence by Googling the domain name in quotes, and I check the WHOIS info to see when the domain was registered, how long it is registered for, and where it is hosted. Normal sites have an online presence consistent with their size, while scam sites usually have no online presence at all. Scam sites can be quite slick, but WHOIS data doesn't lie and can tell you that the site was registered recently for one year and is hosted by NameCheap. Scammers frequently re-use templates, so Googling unique phrases works to evaluate websites as well. If a website offers an address, Google the address and check it out on Google Maps, scammers often use random residential addresses, office buildings without suite numbers, or completely fake addresses."
An Old Co-Worker Messaged Me. Got Blocked Lol
How frequently has that question been asked to be in Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA IDIOT HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scamer scamed themself HAHAHAHAHHAAH
You'd think they'd at least have someone who actually speaks English writing their scripts. One of the most obvious giveaways is the inability to spell or proper grammar usage.
"Ah, but it's a secret new startup plan, advertising your good works is frowned upon by the Lord"
A Facebook Group Called "Freedom To Breathe" Are Making These Fake Mask Exemptions Cards As A Way To Get Around Wearing A Mask. If You Come Across These Cards, They Have Absolutely Are Not Official Government Cards Nor Do They Have Any Authority With Any Government Agency
I keep saying it. I have bad asthma and I can breath perfectly with masks (or I would say I can breath as badly as usual). If your lungs are so sick that you cannot wear a mask you are too fragile to be in public in a lung based viral pandemic.
Exactly. I am currently sick with a horrible cough PLUS I am asthmatic which is making my cough worse. I had to walk to pick my son up from school today WITH my mask on and I am still alive.
Load More Replies...my wife is a nurse and work all day with a mask... you can wear one to go buy your beer
Your wife is a legend, anyone on gone front lines is.
Load More Replies...Yes, and they also believe the aliens have the same mating habits as Quagmire. Giggity.
Load More Replies...Both my mum and sister are exempt from wearing a mask in the UK due to having lung conditions but both still insist on wearing them as they said they'll die if they contract Covid-19 but are only mildly uncomfortable whilst wearing a mask. It's a no brainer.
Surgeons would be dropping dead in operating rooms all over the world. Smh.
Also...my allergies that cause my asthma have been 100x better since I've been wearing a mask.
If you are dumb enough to not wear a mask you deserve to be scammed. I am all for this one. Remember to social distance and wear a mask.
Looks Legit
my name is alexander hamilton ..... and theres a million things i havent done .... just you wait , jus you waaaaaaait....
Load More Replies...It does say on the left that it "is not legal". It is "for motion pictures"
Handsome Hamilton: The sequel to Fake Franklin (he knows you're up to something). Fake-Frank...ca255d.png
It's not counterfeit. It says right on it its for movies that it's not real money
“Online, offline, email, or postal. If you know of or encounter a scam, this is the place to let people know about it. If you have any questions, you can post here and have your question answered by people who are knowledgeable about all types of scams. If you have fallen for a scam, you can post your experience here to warn others,” the moderators of r/Scams explain on their subreddit what the group is all about.
Somewhat unsurprisingly, the ‘Scams’ subreddit, founded way back in 2009, doesn’t allow any “spam or solicitation” in their group (we’d have been shocked if they did). They also don’t allow any posts with personal information in them and ask their members to be civil.
What’s more, despite being against scammers, the subreddit mods point out that they don’t encourage anyone to “scam the scammers” or to conduct “witch hunts” against them. In other words, they don’t back vigilante justice, so if you want to go all Batman on the people who scammed your grandma out of her retirement fund, you’ll have to do it alone. (That was a joke: contact the police immediately.)
Some Number Texted Me, Said He Was An FBI Agent, And He Sent Me A Picture Of His Id. I Image Searched The Pic If His Id, And Turns Out It Was Photoshopped Version Of A Movie Prop, The Guy On His Id Picture Is Michael Peña. He Didn't Even Try Hahahhah
Probably and they are going to go surfing later.
Load More Replies...Yes because it's attention to details that makes scams work.
Load More Replies...Hold Up
Nothing Like Being Honest
Such as homeopathy, essential oils, crystal healing, etc.
Load More Replies...My phone says "Scam Likely", lol. Though it tends to say that on legit calls occasionally, which is a little worrying at ties.
When it tells you that is it a pop- up? I havent got any of these before. Do you have to turn them on?
The war against scammers is a never-ending one, unfortunately. Our ammunition against being hoodwinked, swindled, and outmaneuvered like we’re fighting against Napoleon himself, is knowledge, awareness, and healthy skepticism.
Knowing about the major types of scams means we’re forewarned. Being always aware when talking to strangers (or anyone pretending to be a family member) helps keep us calm and cool. Finally, being skeptical when an alleged loved one suddenly asks for financial help helps protect our wallets. Like “Mad-Eye” Moody roared in the Harry Potter books, “Constant vigilance!”
Found This At My Local Rite Aid
The two biggest supermarkets in Australia both have similar messages displayed at their registers.
Most retailers also won’t even let you buy gift cards in large quantities because of these scams.
Load More Replies...It makes me sad that these types of scams even work. In Canada the typical one is that the RCMP is about to arrest you unless you send them gift cards. Because that's how national police forces handle these things.
Oh your Canadian rcmp too good to be paid in google play store credits? Lol
Load More Replies...I bet they get a lot of elderly customers going through this. It’s at a pharmacy.
Load More Replies...I worked for Walgreens for a few years and was trained to question the elderly when they were buying gift cards. It's super sad how many of them were actually being scammed!
Haha. Colin Mathews i will have to ask my friend who lives in Australia if shes seen theses
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 perhaps?
When I worked for AOL (yes, I am that old), I had a macro at the ready with almost exactly the same message if you substitute password for the thing AOL would never ask you for.
Most stores won't let you buy multiple gift cards, and you have to pay cash for them. No debit or credit cards for payment
Every Hour I Hate You More And More!
Exactly. “So drop dead then! What do I care?”
Load More Replies...I think this scammer deserves points for creativity and trying something new.
Plus if he was infected and only have a week left to live, im sure he would not have the intellegence or strength to do this, or really anything.
Load More Replies...Cristiano Ronaldo Needs A Pair Of Boots, Can We Help Him?
Was not having recently on the news a lady who believed to be in a relationship with Bruno Mars ? Most of this scamming works on old people.
Load More Replies...so ur telling me, christiano ronaldo suddenly didnt have any money and asked a random person for money on this 'second account'
His first account got scammed and he emailed it to a Prince...
Load More Replies...A short time after I joined Twitter, and followed a bunch of accounts, I got a msg from a fake Keanu Reeves saying he wanted to meet me.
However, scammers aren’t powerless either. They might be shifty and use slimy tactics, but some of them are real Slytherins: they’re cunning, creative, and will go to any lengths to further their ambitions. What this means is that there are always new scams being tried out on unsuspecting victims. And that won’t change in the future unless we get some overbearing and invasive police AI to protect us from them.
What’s more, while some scammers rely on sending out mass messages to the public and pulling the wool over the eyes of just a handful of people, others are professionals. Using their charisma, good looks, and patience, they play the long game. Gaining your trust bit by bit, they eventually cheat you out of your hard-earned cash and you might not even realize it!
By the time you come to your wits, it might be far too late to do anything. Sawyer from Lost is a good example of a conman with patience. He’s an anti-hero, an audience favorite bad-boy, but he’s a scammer at heart (though that heart is a heart of gold, I’ll admit).
An Honest Scammer?
At least they are honest At least they are honest At least they are honest At least they are honest At least they are honest At least they are honest At least they are honest At least they are honest There... I’ve replied to the next 8 comments for you so you don’t have to! JFC!
Load More Replies...They probly accidently sent yes because of not paying attention XD
Why doesn't anyone ever say...wanna hear some blah, blah, blah? The time you could save yourself.
It probably would have been more successful if they didn't say "blah blah blah" :p
How Do I Even Respond To This
And you can see from the picture that it’s really him!
Load More Replies...Hehe! The classic "second account" excuse. Has it EVER worked on anyone?
according to THIS rock... THE rock failed english and cant use good grammar
Never would have known. I mean, who looks at who sends the message? (sarcasm)
Load More Replies...Does Dwayne Johnson actually refer to himself as the Rock? I'm aware this is a scam, but it kind of wonders me how he refers to himself.
Sorry, I Don't Trust You. Not By That Logic
It is ILLEGAL for a person who has been scammed to become a scammer!
It is ALSO ILLEGAL to scam someone in the first place!
Load More Replies...right? people learn the mistakes others committed so that they can also benefit from them -_-
According to the Federal Trade Commission, scammers also often pretend to be from an organization that you know or from the government. In other words, they’re appealing to your beliefs about authority figures to legitimize their tactics to weasel your cash out of your pocket and into theirs. They might even pose as a charity or a utility company. Be wary. They can also change how their caller ID and numbers look on your phone, so don’t be quick to trust your elf eyes, Legolas.
“They might say you’re in trouble with the government. Or you owe money. Or someone in your family had an emergency. Or that there’s a virus on your computer. Some scammers say there’s a problem with one of your accounts and that you need to verify some information. Others will lie and say you won money in a lottery or sweepstakes but have to pay a fee to get it,” the FTC warns.
The way most scams work is by introducing a ticking clock: if you don’t act now, something horrible will happen or you might miss out on a prize. Under pressure, you start relying more on your emotions, not thinking about the gaps in their stories. Other scammers threaten you, trying to make you feel afraid and powerless.
Hahahaha
As much as I hate scammers , I hope they don’t lose their bad English. That’s usually the first red flag for me.
So, These Guys Wanted My Personal Details And A Resume, So I Sent Them Michael Scott's Details With A Resume
"Cutlery Salesman (1985-1988)" -- Michael got suckered into a pyramid scheme.
It didn't take a whole lot of money for Michael to give up his paper company.
This Is Just Funny
They saw a commerical but couldn't quite remember the details. Then they panicked and unsubscribed themselves.
What’s more, scammers tell you to pay in specific ways which is an indication that what’s going on is all a trick. For example, they might ask for a money transfer through a specific company or for you to buy a bunch of gift cards. This makes it harder for them to be traced.
This is why it’s vital that you protect your personal and financial information. In this day and age, privacy is an increasingly more difficult resource to come by and lots of our info is already online. However, we shouldn’t give out our details left and right. Don’t make it easy for the bamboozlers.
Meanwhile, if you get suspicious emails that look semi-official, don’t open any links inside of them, don’t reply to them, and don’t download any files. If your gut’s telling you to stay away, don’t open Pandora’s box. This applies to everyone, even though most of us believe we’d never fall for a trick like that.
Have you ever fallen prey to a scammer before, dear Readers? What’s the most obvious scam you’ve ever encountered in real life? Share your thoughts and experiences below and remember… “Constant vigilance!”
Auf Gott
I would scan everyone but god too. It called "investing in the future"
Load More Replies...if you want free vbuvks just go to this link guys www.notascamatallongodidontscam.lysbeiagiwbe.noscamsbruvongod.com/freevbucks
Yeah, or you can download this file. the_mother...d1bc89.png
After all, there is a picture of a church. Or a spaceship. Maybe both?
I was thinking it's a church, because of that 'on god' but if he thinks god is up in the sky, it could be a spaceship.
Load More Replies...Heh why would that scamer think he cares about V bucks? I hate Fortnite.. -_-
I would just make a new email and give it to him, it would be called "i_Hate_Scammers@gmail.com" and the password would be "Not_Today_Buddy"
I think that this person was trying to talk themselves out of scamming people. Unfortunately, they did it in the middle of a scam and ended up looking crazy.
So Annoying And Honestly, Disrespectful
bruh its 9:19, ur phone is on 3% and ur using mobile data. WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU
Apparently There Is A Market For Scamming People Whose Pets Are Missing
Sadly, I've been seeing this one more often on the Nextdoor app. Recently someone was told they had to pay back mysterious medical bills, food, new bed/toys, plus a reward to get their dog back.
This actually happened to me. My friend's dog was gone and we looked everywhere. As soon as a reward was offered the dog was instantly found. They wanted $1000 and she did not have it. I paid it and got the dog back. They had no shame either. They likely stole her in the first place too.
Load More Replies...How horrible do you have to be to exploit someone like this? This is lower than low.
Scammers are roughly this far down in the barrel: https://youtu.be/BsKyEckDRbo?t=4602
Load More Replies...I know about this scam, but what does it actually do with the 6 digit code?
This guy is more calm then me, this would be me, honestly: "You are so f****d up! I don't know who you are, where you come from, but I promise you this; you will walk this earth for eternity. No one will remember you, no one will able to see you that is a promise!!!" I promise I'm a calm person😂
This is why I like indoor pets so they don’t run away and stuff like this doesn’t happen.
GO F**K YOURSELF AND GET KILLED IN A MEAT GRINDER WHILE GETTING EATEN BY A GIANT FLESH MONSTER WITH TEETH AS SHARP AS A SWORD AND BUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN INNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Too Can Live At IKEA For $650 A Month!
I would like to see the large room through the 'apartment' kitchen door. Seems roomy... LOL
Seems a reasonable deal. You'll have to get up when the store opens, 7/7 so no lie ins, but there's free coffee (at least at ours, the first half hour --- at opening it looks like the Day of the living dead, with milling crowd scratching at closed mall doors).
Can’t Wait To Get My Money From My Craigslist Ad!
the address is the place where Nemo from Finding Nemo is at and also the address that Dory can remember.
Load More Replies...The scamer believed that was their real personal info.... ._. XD Talk about GO F**K YOUSELF AND DIE IN A MEAT GRIDER WHILE GETTING RIPPED TO SHREDDS BY A GIANT FLESH MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BBBBBBBBUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Recently I tried to sell a desk. One person contacted me by text message. He offered to pick up the desk and then send me a check. I smelled a rat. I told him to bring cash when he came for the desk. Never heard back.
Two Different Scams In Two Days From The Same Number, How Amusing And Idiotic
Yah I love when my phone does the whole ’Maybe’ guessing game.
Load More Replies...Dammit Dave, did you pay my netflix cash to disneyplus again instead of the DMV?! You're the worst accountant I've had this month.
Tell them to send the $305 dollars directly to Netflix and leave out the middle man.
You are a great person! Pay me here!: (insert random link)
Load More Replies...Someone Hacked My Friends Instagram, And Is Asking For Money To Followers
That is the language of woofese, a very complicated and exquisite dog-talk.Its better then the ancient language of sit-stay.Sit-stay consisted of only wagging,panting,and puppy eyes.
Load More Replies...Ou, em português brasileiro "sou um cachorro" 🤣
Load More Replies...is it just me or does anyone else just flipping rage when the scammer makes themself sound like they're more important than everyone else.
The Most Believable Letter You Will Ever Read!!! I Was Told In Another Subreddit To Post This Here
There's no time to waste...that's why we took the time to print this out on paper and mail it.
This should come with a webapp, bit like DHL, where you can see the progress of the sheriff across the outback to arrest you... then you know if you still have time to pay before he arrives. "There are 16 arrests stops before you, we expect to be at yours 15:42--16:42 please don't run away".
Know your audience scammers. Telstra is an Australian company. We don’t use the term ‘Sheriff’ in Australia.
Fun Fact Actually the sherif office does exist in most states and territories in Australia. Their role is to enforce writs, warrants and seize property. Mainly civil law stuff.
Load More Replies...Is there something like a scammer school where all scammers learn how to write in this very specific BS style ?
He has turned his car around - the absolute detail in this is a winner!
Not to mention this was probably mailed. So at what point during the letters ride from the post office to his mail box did the sheriff turn his car around?
Mark Zuckerberg Wanted To Buy My iPhone Off Craigslist. Seems Legit To Me
Actually that's not his address, just read the card again...
Load More Replies...I know a guy who truly believed that Mark Zuckerberg had reached out to him with news that he 'won a Facebook sweepstakes.' He even went as far as depositing a $4000 'check' into his account then wiring most of it back to the scammer. Everyone kept telling him it was a scam but he wouldn't listen. He ended up having to pay all of that back.
craigslist is known for thousands of scams, mabye even millions XD
1 Hacker Way is actually the real address of the Facebook headquarters. What’s funny is that his home address is in New York state. Poor guy, imagine the commute to work from NY to CA, every day. He probably, can’t afford the San Francisco’s rents. 😜
I just searched up where he lived he lives in Calofornia in Palo Alto, not new york, anyone can search it up
I'm surprised it doesn't say "Yes please" under "Sex" tho. Bit too legit.
Load More Replies...Ah Yes, The Negotiator
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! HOW WOULD ANYONE BE SO STUPID. (not you BP user, I'm talking about the scammer)
Load More Replies...Watch Out For This One. Could Barely Tell It Was A Fake
I hated trying to read that, it felt like I was suffocating
This One Has Just Given Up And Gone For The Direct Approach
Ok, please send him your Facebook password. Is that better?
Load More Replies...I'd be like Oh really, OMG yes please, my password is GoFuckYourselfinthe@ss!
At this point just ask politely for money if you're that bad at scamming
HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO burn in hell
I Rarely Get Scam Emails But... When I Do
I have a question for the Illuminati. The aliens, are they hot? You should be the kind of people to know this.
What's wrong with a 200 thousand hundred dollar house? That is lots of dollars.
Load More Replies...oh yeah 200,000,00 dollers... 1 . 00000000000000000 notice he/she put the dot not the comma ha
Wait, no! Come back! I want to join the Illuminati!
Said He Had Some Metal Boxes For Me Worth Millions. I Demanded A Picture
The real prize goes to the person who can sort out which side is 'UP'
Because you always believe someone who shows you photoshopped images of box on a crappy linoleum floor.
XD you can tell those are cardbourd that were shaped and painted and that floor is freaking fake photoshop magic.
If I mirror the pic and paste it on, they will never suspect a thing.
Do People Actually Fall For This?
Spelling mistakes are part of the scam, people that catch them are not going to fall for the scam. People that don't catch them are nore likely to fall for the scam and are worth the extra time to try to scam them.
Load More Replies...You don't know the newest country of LinkedIn? It's all business there.
Load More Replies...I Own The Appstore Now You Guys
I have never owned any Apple products and yet I get tons of such emails. I just send them off to me @ rescam.org
That's funny because I have all apple products and never get these emails. lol.
Load More Replies...Daannngg. I get random emails from websites I've never visited before. Once I got one from Costco about pigs.
Are you going through depression because of your current circumstance or battling with the thought of suicide due to the challenge of life, I'm here because of you to let you know that the Illuminati Brotherhood remains the remedy. The good news about the Illuminati Brotherhood is that after your initiation, all your benefits such as cash sum of $2,000,000 USD will be deposited to you, A ring of protection and also a car of your choice e.t.c just for you start life in abundance. The cost of joining the Illuminati Brotherhood is to remain loyal to your IGF and stick to the rules and regulations that governs the Hood. If you're interested and willing to join the Illuminati Brotherhood just WHATSAPP/CALL/TEXT+1 (667) 666-4167 OR you can drop email at initiationhoodofilluminate@gmail.com, N.B Registration is free to all American citizens
Got An Email With This Attachment A Few Years Ago, Found It Pretty Funny
"Sponsord by Microsoft." Wow, really?!?!? A SPONSORD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Heh EW IT LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAKE XD
Uhhh What Just Happened?
This is like the telemarketers that would call the shop I worked at looking for the owner. I'd respond with "She only comes in on Sundays." They'd be like "Ok..we'll call back then!!" We were closed on Sunday......
It doesn't have anything to do with this but if u have a scammer just send this: The message you sent has failed to reach this recipient. Try again later. If you would like to speak with someone select you operating system here: (enter a phony website) Iv'e tried it. Works pretty well.
I hope Josh has a DMC DeLorean and a Flux capacitor to get back to 2003.
If You Say So
Sweet Justice Had Been Served!
This is the one post in this entire article that refuses to load for me
It says, “when the scam calls have stopped and you realize they’re all unemployed too” and it’s a picture of a wrestler looking smug
Load More Replies...That is so true. The scam call volume went down drastically with lockdown.
"when the scam calls have stopped and you realize they are unemployed too"
Love The Email Address It Came From!
Dang, if you don’t look at the email address I could see more people falling for this one, it’s put together fairly well.
I get phone calls most days from a robot telling me that my non-existent Amazon Prime account is lapsing. There's a voice artist somewhere cursing the day he recorded for that.
I got one of those and panicked for a second, until I remembered the address that got the email doesn’t HAVE an amazon account.
Is this even a scam? The email account that it’s sent to is the one that looks scammy.
Amazon is full of hackers, fraudster, scams etc. but for some strange reason they blame the innocent account holder, not their fault at all.
It's actually scary how legit this one seems. Thankfully, most people are hip to this s**t.
We keep getting 'texts' to our landline phone about expiring Amazon accounts. The robot voice is a dead giveaway
In today's world of scams and trickery, recognizing deceptive practices has become crucial. Just as Keaton Patti showed how easily people can be led to believe absurd premises through humor, the r/Scams subreddit provides a space for people to share, learn, and even laugh at the bizarre tactics scammers use. It's a place where knowledge about the gullibility of trusting certain narratives can help individuals arm themselves against potential threats.
These look silly but there's a reasonthey make these so obviously fake, with bad grammar and bad photoshop. This is actually to weed out the people who pay even a little attention to detail. The ones who are left thinking this might be true are the ones most likely to fall for the scam.
that and often times when it is bad grammar, they are coming from other countries and they are using a translator this is not 100% accurate.
Load More Replies...I had one just a few days ago where they acted interested in an item I had for sale online. They actually had the audacity to say "I've been scammed by people selling on this site, so can I send you a code so you can prove you're real?" Of course, said code was a Google voice verification code that would have given them access to all kinds of things. That kind of stuff burns me up, because they mostly prey on the trusting, the less tech-savvy, and the elderly. Vile little scumbags.
Thieves are thieves, they're just using technology to steal now as it's easier than B&E. They have no scruples but would scream bloody murder if their grandma got fleeced.
Load More Replies...I once had a guy with a thick East Indian accent call me to say he was from the IRS and I needed to pay my taxes immediately or he would send the sheriff to arrest me. I laughed and laughed. He says "This is serious ma'am." I said "No it's not...the IRS never calls anyone. They send out threatening letters, they take you to court...but they never ever call. Get yourself a new line of work, honey. Cause you're really bad at this."
I've gotten that call and I live in Canada. "Um sorry, we don't have an IRS. We have Revenue Canada though. Nice try genius."
Load More Replies...I got one of those "Microsoft Tech Support" scam calls informing me that my PC was infected; I was using Linux.
I used to get calls like this from time to time. Once I strung them along and pretended to be dumber than a clam. The guy on the other end of the phone got so frustrated that he hung up! Another time I told the caller to wait while I turned on my computer - then I abandoned him and let him sit and sit and sit while I diddled on the Internet.
Load More Replies...I used to get scam emails claiming that the person had escaped with a pile of money from one African nation to another. Got them all the time. I finally replied that I was an agent from the original country who was tasked with tracking them down and had identified their location via their email. I said we had people on the way to bring them back and put them in a 're-education camp". Got no more emails.
Unfortunately, these scams are common... And most are much more professional than the ones listed. There are a few things you can do to protect yourself though. 1) Never respond to any agency that requests you buy gift cards. The purpose of asking for gift cards is to bypass your credit card company's merchant verification process. 2) NEVER use a debit card for online purchases/money transfers. Unlike credit cards, debit cards take money out of your account immediately, and it can be a bitch getting it back. 3) Never click or trust a phone number. If Apple, for example, sends you a message that they need to contact you, use their 1800 customer service line instead of whatever phone number or link attached to the email/text. 4) Use store purchased cards for your Microsoft/Playstation accounts. These accounts get hacked on a regular basis and it's best just to have the credit disappear than go through the hassle of having the charges removed from your credit card.
For more tips to avoid getting scammed, contact your bank. They are more than happy to help you avoid getting scammed in the first place rather than spending all that time and money investigating a claim after the fact.
Load More Replies...I get scam phone calls all the time. "IRS" & car warranty mostly. Each time I act as someone different. My best characters....Jane Austen, a cop tracing the call, moronic southern bell, and a 30yr old with Alzheimer's. It's my Covid hobby, how long can I keep them on the phone?
A while ago, my mom got the world's shittiest scam call. The person left a message saying, and these were his exact words according to my mom, "Hello.... This is IRS calling to sue you. Call us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or we will call the cops on you!!!" Another time "John Smith" from "microsoft" called to ask some questions about her computer. She told him her computer was an Appl computer.... he literally just said "oh" and hung up.
Oof reminds me of a thing my grandparents told me. (This was like a year ago maybe) So my grandma and grandpa were watching T.V. and my a really loud voice came from my grandpas computer telling him he HAD to put in his social security number or something like that... it was completely random, i wasn't there when it happened but i kind of wish i had been there.
I got a call the other day and when I answered, the guy tried to convince me that my child needs this (can't remember the made up name) program advised by his teacher. I told him I don't have a child and please never call me again. Then he starts singing: Never call me again la la la never call me again.. over and over :D god he must have been bored..:
These look silly but there's a reasonthey make these so obviously fake, with bad grammar and bad photoshop. This is actually to weed out the people who pay even a little attention to detail. The ones who are left thinking this might be true are the ones most likely to fall for the scam.
that and often times when it is bad grammar, they are coming from other countries and they are using a translator this is not 100% accurate.
Load More Replies...I had one just a few days ago where they acted interested in an item I had for sale online. They actually had the audacity to say "I've been scammed by people selling on this site, so can I send you a code so you can prove you're real?" Of course, said code was a Google voice verification code that would have given them access to all kinds of things. That kind of stuff burns me up, because they mostly prey on the trusting, the less tech-savvy, and the elderly. Vile little scumbags.
Thieves are thieves, they're just using technology to steal now as it's easier than B&E. They have no scruples but would scream bloody murder if their grandma got fleeced.
Load More Replies...I once had a guy with a thick East Indian accent call me to say he was from the IRS and I needed to pay my taxes immediately or he would send the sheriff to arrest me. I laughed and laughed. He says "This is serious ma'am." I said "No it's not...the IRS never calls anyone. They send out threatening letters, they take you to court...but they never ever call. Get yourself a new line of work, honey. Cause you're really bad at this."
I've gotten that call and I live in Canada. "Um sorry, we don't have an IRS. We have Revenue Canada though. Nice try genius."
Load More Replies...I got one of those "Microsoft Tech Support" scam calls informing me that my PC was infected; I was using Linux.
I used to get calls like this from time to time. Once I strung them along and pretended to be dumber than a clam. The guy on the other end of the phone got so frustrated that he hung up! Another time I told the caller to wait while I turned on my computer - then I abandoned him and let him sit and sit and sit while I diddled on the Internet.
Load More Replies...I used to get scam emails claiming that the person had escaped with a pile of money from one African nation to another. Got them all the time. I finally replied that I was an agent from the original country who was tasked with tracking them down and had identified their location via their email. I said we had people on the way to bring them back and put them in a 're-education camp". Got no more emails.
Unfortunately, these scams are common... And most are much more professional than the ones listed. There are a few things you can do to protect yourself though. 1) Never respond to any agency that requests you buy gift cards. The purpose of asking for gift cards is to bypass your credit card company's merchant verification process. 2) NEVER use a debit card for online purchases/money transfers. Unlike credit cards, debit cards take money out of your account immediately, and it can be a bitch getting it back. 3) Never click or trust a phone number. If Apple, for example, sends you a message that they need to contact you, use their 1800 customer service line instead of whatever phone number or link attached to the email/text. 4) Use store purchased cards for your Microsoft/Playstation accounts. These accounts get hacked on a regular basis and it's best just to have the credit disappear than go through the hassle of having the charges removed from your credit card.
For more tips to avoid getting scammed, contact your bank. They are more than happy to help you avoid getting scammed in the first place rather than spending all that time and money investigating a claim after the fact.
Load More Replies...I get scam phone calls all the time. "IRS" & car warranty mostly. Each time I act as someone different. My best characters....Jane Austen, a cop tracing the call, moronic southern bell, and a 30yr old with Alzheimer's. It's my Covid hobby, how long can I keep them on the phone?
A while ago, my mom got the world's shittiest scam call. The person left a message saying, and these were his exact words according to my mom, "Hello.... This is IRS calling to sue you. Call us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or we will call the cops on you!!!" Another time "John Smith" from "microsoft" called to ask some questions about her computer. She told him her computer was an Appl computer.... he literally just said "oh" and hung up.
Oof reminds me of a thing my grandparents told me. (This was like a year ago maybe) So my grandma and grandpa were watching T.V. and my a really loud voice came from my grandpas computer telling him he HAD to put in his social security number or something like that... it was completely random, i wasn't there when it happened but i kind of wish i had been there.
I got a call the other day and when I answered, the guy tried to convince me that my child needs this (can't remember the made up name) program advised by his teacher. I told him I don't have a child and please never call me again. Then he starts singing: Never call me again la la la never call me again.. over and over :D god he must have been bored..:
