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Deciding which person to hire to work for you can be difficult, because employees are acting their best in the interview, so you can’t really know what kind of a person they truly are. Sometimes it turns out that their behavior in the workplace is unacceptable and employers have to lay them off.

Reddit user GravyxNips was curious what were the craziest reasons bosses had to fire their employees. They received over 9k responses and all of those reasons for firing people seemed quite justified. Among other things, these employees were fired because of stealing, being irresponsible, or making people around them feel uncomfortable.

Don’t forget to upvote the stories that you thought were the craziest and comment if you've had any similar experiences!

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#1

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Had to fire my own brother from our distribution "company". Really was not easy and defintely caused family fights. He had been using our product so much so that we lost half our stock. To be fair he got over it in about half an hour, we were 7 and 5 selling candy to fundraise.

contradiction4 , Ogutier Report

Abhainn
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is the best one, I'm glad yall got over it

TheReader19
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's still planning to get revenge on you; I'd advise you to still sleep with one eye open 😁

lenniee
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is kind of funny tbh

Bazz
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can't trust your brother not to eat the stock who can you trust? :)

Cynner
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They had us in the first half.

Id row
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope they get better than this one.

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    #2

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Hoo boy... I'd have to go with the guy who in the span of 24 hours... Started a fist fight with another employee (on camera, with witnesses) then called the police and said the other guy did it, trying to press charges. I just sent the video. Trespassed on the property the following day and slurred at my boss (on camera, with witnesses), then called the police and said my boss did it. I just sent the video. Hurt himself somehow and went to the hospital, where he told the doctor he'd been attacked at work. Doc found no injury consistent with his story and well yeah, camera...

    YDAQ , Erik Mclean Report

    𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude wtf is this guys problem. Was he thinking "Ooh a camera lets start a fight right in front of it then say it was someone else...genius!"

    Bobert Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By how quick this all happened, I doubt the guy had any clue it was all caught on camera. By the time he found out he was captured on the first incident, I'm sure everything was done.

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    May
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can people be this stupid, and not be under some kind of supervision? shouldn't he be in a nice, soft room somewhere, drawing with crayons?

    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he'd push the crayons up his nose and say his boss came in and did it 😂

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine told a story about a manager who stole things in front of the surveillance cameras that were installed on his orders....

    Heather Makemson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like legit medically diagnosable narcissism (genuinely believe they are the victim in all scenarios and can lie with a totally straight face. )

    Dynein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, narcissism alone doesn't explain this. The core of that are feelings of grandeur and an egocentric world view. The victim complex and lying are more a symptom of that. Same for the bad treatment of others - intentionally harming people isn't part of narcissism as such, but intentionally putting yourself first at all times (and therefore backstabbing and cutting down other people as deemed necessary) is. This sounds less like that and more like he wanted to set them up to press charges and get money out of them.... in a reeeaaaally stupid way....

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    Jack Centner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas.... another one of those attempted douchebags

    Beverly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be extra careful not to let this guy onto your premises, including the parking lot. As recent news attests, you never know.

    Kelzbelz79
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love when someone gets caught out with film footage.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are evil, other are stupid... most are both.

    Paul Davis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like this guy is both mentally disabled and mentally ill

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    #3

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone One of my ER nurses was chasing another down the hall with a scalpel in her hand screaming at the top of her lungs “I’m going to cut you b****!”

    EzraSteel , NeONBRAND Report

    Ivana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See guys, this is what happens when you keep taking food out of the fridge that you know isn't yours.

    Lupita Rodriguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is intriguing...I wonder what the nurse did to be worthy of being a murder victim...lol

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medical dramas would say that's too unbelievable (reality is sometimes stranger than fiction)

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    Memere
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News Flash: Nurses (and doctors!) are...wait for it...HUMAN BEINGS! With all the same human traits - happiness, sadness, jealousy, anger, fear - as the rest of us. There could be any number of reasons for the woman's behavior. And with the stress of working 12 hour shifts, and the absolute craziness that happens in an ER (A&E for European Pandas), there's a gazillion possibilities, not to mention what health care workers have been through with the pandemic going on. I hope someone got this woman some help, or at least notified the authorities!

    eimipet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes be like -.- -> O.O

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one running away was acriminal pretending to be a nurse, the one chasing her was an investigator who uncovered the plot to overcome the hospital and turn it into a meth lab. While she overstepped her bounds by threatning with a sharp instrument she was able to harmlessly arrest the criminal and everybody lived happily ever ater.

    surprised pikachu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, b***ches aint gonna cut themself

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    #4

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Once a had a guy call in sick to his restaurant/bar shift right before his shift and then proceeded to show up s*** faced drunk for happy hour during the time he was supposed to be working. He was not a bright man.

    skdubbs , Tom Chapman Report

    Traumatizedteen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao at least don't show up to where you're working!

    Dr Nostromo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeeaaahhh... Alcohol will do that.

    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an admin assistant email in sick while she was on holiday visiting her family in Ireland (the office was in England) so her sick days would be deducted from her vacation leave - fairly standard practice in UK. The next day one of her colleagues got a postcard saying what a wonderful time she was having in . . . Disneyland!

    Isa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep another example of a survival of a Zombie attack...brainless...

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like old people birthdays , believe he had a few too many.

    #5

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Dumba** stole a $100 bill out of the register at the end of his FIRST shift alone on register.

    USPSA-Addict , Rusty Clark ~ 100K Photos Report

    Mr. Derpy Dino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if he didn't, he would have been able to keep the job and make more money, but since thats on his record, hes screwed for life(most likely)

    Jack Centner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna say no s**t again, but this time im just gonna say, "facts, my man"

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    Dr Nostromo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the short term bonus was far more appealing than a long term pay check.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use to work at a grocery store and we shared registers and they were counted at the end of shift. The girl I came in behind was often drunk and not exactly trustworthy and somehow $100 came up short and we both got wrote up since they couldn’t prove who did it. Luckily or unlucky she did it again and they ended up firing her. It was taken off my record

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked retail with a girl who cleaned out her till (took all the money home). She came back a week later to pick up her paycheck. Our boss called the cops and she was immediately arrested.

    Ziva Kravdahl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... it was my first shift. It happened after my boss. I came 30 minutes before to learn. She panicked then she said she is happy that I am here because she is late to gineacologist (she was pregnant). I told her she insisted to check cash after everyone (EVERYONE!), always. Yeah but she got no time... Sooo when I got time to close after 1h to count the money it was missing 600PLN (years ago it was half of my payment). I called her and she yelled at me how I could lose 600PLN in an hour... I was in depression none else wanted to hire me but I needed to eat. So I let her take that money from my payment...

    Bobert Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was the manager counting the bills after and pinned it on the new guy!

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who's counts between shifts, unfair !

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's never a good idea to leave a new employee alone with the register..i would never trust from the beginning

    Bradley Sauer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) Get new job 2) Steal $100 immediately 3) Repeat I mean, if this worked indefinitely...

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    #6

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone I'm training a new girl. We're sitting at a computer together. The whole time I'm training her, she's scanning the perimeter around her. She's asking about this guy. Is he single? What about that guy? She's paying very little to no attention to what I'm telling her about, you know, the JOB. She's not even looking at what I'm doing as I'm demonstrating the work to her. She's rubbernecking every male who walks past. At first I was nice. Ok did you see what I just did there? Now when this happens, we do that. Etc etc. Her eyes were glazed over, she wasn't absorbing anything, I could tell. Nice wasn't working. After a time, I said to her very sharply, "Are you here to work, or are you here looking for a boyfriend? Because if you're not here to work, I'm going to need to find someone else for this job (I had hiring authority)". That snapped her into reality for about 15 minutes. I finally said it's break time. She smiled and said, "I'm going to go up to the 4th floor and see if there's any fresh meat up there." After break time, I sent her into the fax room to collect some faxes I needed. The mail guy was in there changing rolls of fax paper. He came out of the mail room and said I think there's something wrong with your new girl. He was very nervous. I said what happened. Apparently she was in the fax room which tended to get hot because of all the machines in there. She had perched her a** up on the edge of the table, hiked her dress up to where her underwear was showing, arched her back, unbuttoned the front of her dress, and fanned herself with the sheaf of fax pages and said, "Oh, it's just so...HOT...in here." Yeah. Like that. Like the opening of a p****. I totally believed him. I believed she did that. 100%, she totally did that. I called her temp agency and said she's not working out. I think this was under 2 hours. I have stories about temps for days lol.

    speecyspicymeatball , Mirko Tobias Schäfer Report

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if the genders were reversed--if there was guy saying "Ooo, is that girl single? What about her? And that one?" then saying "I'm gonna go see if there's some 'fresh meat' on the 4th floor." and moving into the fax machine room with a woman, unzipping his fly and propping his booty up on a table saying "Oh, it's just so... HAWT... in here~" 😐

    JCRocks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... I do have to wonder whether the woman in that situation would be believed.

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    Jace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this site seriously censor the word "porno"??? What the F**K puritanical S**T is this? Also, it sounds like this woman in question, in the story, might have some kind of medical problem that's causing her to be ludicrously focused on sex at an inappropriate time.

    Run Forest
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah when it's a woman it's a medical problem. If it was a man he would just be a piece of s**t right?

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    Rolie_polie&people
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could talk to her*: THIS IS WHY YOU ARE SINGLE (AND WHY YOU ARE BANNED FROM 50 STATES) NO AND I CANT HELP YOU WITH THAT

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    third molar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our programmer sent an anonymous threatening mail to our director to not reAssign her crush(married guy who had no clue) to a different location. We are in IT network area, and it was very easy to trace the mail back to her. The email was so damning, She was fired and security was asked to never let her near the campus.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounded as if she was a nymphomaniac

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so did they fix the air-conditioner in the copier/fax room? huh? huh? still waiting to find out.

    Cecilia Herrera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps she thought she was auditioning for a porn film role. /s (This meant as sarcasm.)

    Viviane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is indeed one of the tropes in porn. In Canada, there was a scandal when someone shot a porno in a minister's office. No, he didn't know about it until afterwards.

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you sure you don't describ a p0rn movie? because it seem like it

    Iso
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for days? go on then, i'm interested

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    #7

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone I had to fire a pizza delivery driver because he threatened another driver with the giant rocker knife we used to cut pizzas. His reason was the other driver was gay and he didn't like his "decadent" life style.

    buzz1208 , Michael Coghlan Report

    Just a person eating a potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy needs help. Thank god his homophobic ass was fired

    𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pulls out knife* goddammit I hate your gay decadent lifestyle! Guy: wut

    cookie panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tf? whats wrong with being gay in the first place? what?

    Bobert Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "if i can't be fabulous, nobody can!"

    JCRocks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. The decadent lifestyle of teens in the minimum wage pizza delivery business.

    Tara Ray
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homophobic people disgust me.

    Terilee Bruyere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shudder to think how this nut job would have reacted if he delivered a pizza to a homosexual couple with a nice house.

    Shelli PL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aggressive and bigoted. Yuck

    Lorelei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with being part of the LGBTQ+ community?

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    #8

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Years ago, at a lumber company. Had a guy, less than two hours after he started on his first day, pick up his car with a forklift and stand underneath it to see what was rattling when he drove.

    woodenman22 , Wikimedia Commons Report

    Mr. Derpy Dino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay, i see the loginc, but still... WTF?!

    LuckyL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logic?? Standing under an unsecured car??

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    Miraculous Klutz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad sometimes uses it to clean under his car, but he has been working at that company for over 40 years!

    Paul Aguilera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you gotta wait at least a month or two to take advantage of workplace equipment lol

    May
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strong candidate for a Darwin award

    Crystal A Rivera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the guy ever found what was rattling underneath his car. Lol

    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lumberjack and car jack are the same right?

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used the company forklift for incidental auto-lifting, but certainly not on my first day!

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    #9

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Not too crazy. More stupid than crazy. One of the programmers on my team was sitting at his desk looking at p***. And this is cubicle land. No offices. My Director walked into the area to talk to me and saw it. Then it was the first thing he told me about, so I got up and walked over for a look myself and there it was. Me and the Director looked at each and I said I gotta take care of this. So we walked back to HR, I told them what was going on and what we saw and they told me to fire him. So I did. He lost a $110K job for looking at p*** on his computer at work.

    TheJaundicedEye , Arlington Research Report

    May
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out what a four letter p-word was. I guess I've never seen it censored before

    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Initially I thought the word “poop” was censored. I was honestly wondering why it was in the cubicle and why anyone just wanted to look at it instead of cleaning it up. 😀

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    Amber Yslas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad, but tell me the job because I want that job

    Shelli PL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take “What is sex addiction?” For $200 Alex (RIP😔)

    Dr Nostromo
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! If he's willing to lose that much money just trolling adult sites, imagine how much he would have paid for a prostitute!

    D H
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty expensive p*****

    TheReader19
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The addiction is strong in this guy

    The Cute Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a programmer.. This is kinda normal.. You guys so high in moral value..

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    #10

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Harassment. He harassed virtually every person in the department on sexual, racial and religious grounds. Human Resources put up a fight while I had people crying and quitting because of him.

    Gene_Carrier , Kristin Hardwick Report

    cookie panda
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    holy frick what do ya wanna bet he never lasts more than a week in any given job

    Kristin Ingersoll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you wanna bet he's promoted and becomes a CEO. :/

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    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If H.R. put up a fight to keep him, maybe they should all be looking for new jobs?

    Jace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did HR put up a fight?? Why are HR departments so consistently sociopathic???

    Cecilia Herrera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO was he related to, that HR fought to keep him? Also, TheReader19, is absolutely right. Whoever had his back, should be gone as well. I wonder how many lawsuits were brought against the company by people victimized by that creep?

    Paradise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a company defends the actions of the instigator and let a slew of employees go because of it. Been there done that.

    Tracy Danis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds fishy, HR should be the first ones wanting to fire them

    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he wants some job security he can come work in my department. They seem to be allergic to firing people. Boy do I have some stories.

    Kristy Nelson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow HR, way to do the right thing!

    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes HR needs a smack upside the head.

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    #11

    Not my personal experience, but one fellow contractor had a safety guy for 6 months. One weekend he took a trip out of town for non work related reasons. But used the company truck, and charged it all on the company credit card. On his way up there he ran a random person off the road, who just so happened to be one of the owners of another contractor who works closely with the one who employed this guy. Shortly after he was fired and I'm sure criminal charges were being brought against him. A couple weeks later his wife calls his former employer saying he had called her randomly and killed himself in his truck on the side of the highway. Me and another colleague went searching for records of this guy, couldnt find anything no claims of a suicide in the local paper where he supposedly killed himself at. Thought it was wierd but whatever. It turns out this guy falsified all his qualifications and job experience. Fast forward a month later, and I heard through the grapevine that the original contractor who had employed this guy recieved a call from some contractor across country because he applied for work there and put them down as his previous employer. He faked his own death to get out of trouble with the company then proceeded to put them down on his resume not expecting anyone to check his references lol.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need this person out of the gene pool, ASAP.

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all that time of working out how not to

    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always check references people. Thoroughly. We just got rid of a guy who lied his way into this job and is lying his way into the next. It would have gone unnoticed too if he wasn’t such sh*t at the job.

    Panda-riffic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How desperate do you have to get?

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    #12

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone We had someone fall asleep at his desk with a lit cigarette in his hand. In a office full of cubicles like maybe... 6-7 years ago? Smoking wasn't legal anywhere indoors let alone in an office building lmao And the first time he wasn't even fired. He was fired when it happened again!

    CactusPearl21 , Jose Losada Report

    Mr. Derpy Dino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TWICE?! wow, civilization is screwed

    cookie panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    screwed enough to be smoking in the first place but wow this is next hecking level

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    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a colleague when I was working at a bank, she used to "secretly" light a cigarette when no-one was around dropping the ashes under her desk. One day in an attempt not to be caught in action she threw her cigarette in the paper trash can and set a fire 🔥😂😂😂. Hadn't been fired thought 😂😂

    Heather Makemson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really possible to "secretly" smoke a cigarette? The smell is so distinct and gets everywhere!

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    Tessa Merkley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he lit the place on fire

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heck when the law was voted on, I voted no inside smoking, and I smoke.

    Andrew Yarke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about a fire hazard geez lucky you fired him

    Elaine Mattingly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asleep? Burning cigarette? Possible fire hazzard. Covered by insurance? What potental did they see that led to his hiring in the first place?

    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were an employee I would have gone to the state workplace regulation people, and raise enough stink that he would have been fired after the first time.

    Ziva Kravdahl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was like 60 or 70, it was ok in his times.

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    #13

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone Fired a guy for looking to pay someone to cast black magic on the owner and the owner’s family to bewitch them into giving him a raise and, ironically, never firing him. Only reason I found out was because he asked someone else in the office for help in finding a witch doctor to cast the spells and word got round. No one wanted to be in the same room as him after that. When I confronted him he said the devil made him do it so it wasn’t his fault. I live in the Middle East. I definitely did not wake up expecting to fire someone for black magic that day. Side note: practicing black magic is literally a death sentence here.

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    May
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you can be fired for using black magic where I live, as it isn't considered a real thing.

    Heather Makemson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fairly certain if you were using it, fake or not, with the intent to bring harm to anyone, you're a** would be fired here (Near Seattle) but maybe that's partly because of our fairly sizable wiccan population.

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    Shelby Jackson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sat in on a firing of a man who had used the dark web to find info on 3 managers and 2 other associates after the 2 associates reported him for sexual harassment. I was a brand new union steward and this was my first time sitting with management for a firing. We had to have the local PD there in case he did anything. Guy was crazy.

    Marnie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They execute people for practicing black magic there? That would imply they think it's real. I wonder which country this was.

    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did you got fired? - i practice witchcraft on my old boss

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you don't curse people ! Plus, they are not the one who was fired, they are the one who fired the other one.

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    Batwench
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need that weather vain or is that vane?

    Hugh Cookson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly bizarre, but whatever ....

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    #14

    I worked at a pet store, and was the lead cashier so I had to train this girl who didn’t think she had to abide by the uniform because it’s just(store name) and doesn’t count as a real job. That was a warning that despite her thinking she did need to follow the uniform rules. Then when ringing up customers she actually told customers they couldn’t buy certain items because we were running low and she planned on getting a pet soon and wanted these items. I apologized and rung them up. Second warning with me explaining how that’s not how it works and she could shop when she’s off the clock. Finally my manager fired her when she tried to steal one of the cats that were up for adoption after being told she needed to wait for approval after they do a home visit and make sure she can care for the cat. Her excuse for trying to steal the cat? Her landlord doesn’t allow pets so she wouldn’t be approved and she’d be a much better pet parent then anyone who else who wanted the cat and much better than any of the customers we got. The girl didn’t even last a week.

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    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the cat people, now know where the term "crazy cat person" comes from !

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    Dr Nostromo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we say 'entitled'? Sure! I bet we can.

    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat got a lucky break from that one

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have been fired when she first said "working for you is not really a job".

    Nicola Dimigen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm mad about the cat. Like...? A cat chooses you, you don't choose the cat.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to me years ago when a preggo stray showed up at my house. I wound up with six cats.

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    Jace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE that people can just have pets "because they want to". So many irresponsible people... to the point of looking utterly nutty.

    Iso
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean... consider that the apartment doesn't even allow pets, so there shouldn't be a reason for you to need pet stuff? you'd have to move out first, rather then try to steal a cat, you know? i don't see the logic or reason in this m8

    Zophra
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whew, glad that cat didn;t end up with her. I doubt she would do a litter litter box, clean cat vomit, and keep up with vet checks.

    John C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, good, honest, hard working people can't get an interview.

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    #15

    When I was working at Burger King, our restaurant manager was away on maternity leave, so we had someone from another store come in over that time to fill the role. He ended up hiring someone who had worked there 5-6 years previously (high turnover, so a lot of hiring/leaving), the few staff that had known her before she’d left hated her, but had no idea why she left. She even passed all the checks from head office before she was hired. Restaurant manager comes back about a month after she’s been hired, takes one look at her, and RAGES. Like my RM is yelling at this girl, she’s yelling at the manager that hired her, and all the crew that had known her when she was here last. Obviously none of us knew what was going on, but it turns out this girl hadn’t left, she’d been fired, and management at the time hadn’t told anyone that, just that she’d quit. This girl had scammed BK by pretending to be pregnant (fake ultrasounds, plans, baby shower, the whole lot) and then took paid maternity leave so she could go work somewhere else, because it was seasonal work with better pay, with the idea of having a job for the off-season to come back to. I have no idea how she got through the head office checks, but she was fired that day. (Super impressive when you consider that I’m in New Zealand, so getting fired is usually a month+ long process here)

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    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls got some stone balls on her though

    Kelli from Fitness Blender
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why balls are considered a tough thing. From what I've heard, they're very fragile.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well with "paid maternity ( ultrasounds etc) leave at BK" I knew it wasn't the US

    Sim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am lost because the Op is referring to everyone as she/ RM and don’t know who she’s talking about anymore!

    Sasy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad she was setting thst up just for time off, I got really scared it was going another way.

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    #16

    plumber my helper and I went to do a punch list at a new home. when the very attractive 20 something year old answered the door I ask what the problem was, and she said, "when I take a shower, the shower head makes a whistling noise." my helper said, "Hell if I saw you naked, I'd whistle too" she complained to the super.I had no choice but to fire him.

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    John C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I allowed to think this is funny and also agree that he should be fired?

    Linda Yesenia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought of it as funny, some reason a cartoon popped into my head LOL.

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    infinite upvote
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang to say "I had no choice" after his employee was profoundly creepy to a customer in her own home is some mind-boggling boy's club sh*t

    Glynna Bowood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oops- Did I say that out loud?!

    TheReader19
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, hope some type of lesson was learned; like professional

    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not. Probably assumed that she was rather flattered.

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faucet washer. It's always a faucet washer.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be like okay can just you (non creepy guy) come in and do the work please

    MK Square
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro got bigger balls than I could ever have

    Katinka Min
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are SO MANY men who simply cannot understand that we have moved on adn reality has changed. It's not the 1950 or even the 1980s, anymore. Sexual harrassment will simply not be tolerated, any longer.

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    #17

    He worked at the company for 2 weeks, came to the Christmas party on friday, got s*** faced, told the HR manager that she was a s*** and would die alone (they had some previous vaguely romantic history, went on a couple of dates or something) tried to fight 2 of the customer service managers who asked him to calm down, and while being escorted out he turned to the CEO and COO and told them to go f*** themselves. He showed up to work on the Monday talking about how fun the party was and how he had seen some people who would probably be called into HR that morning.. he was the first and only employee to be called and was sacked on the spot.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T** m*ny *ster*sks on s*m* of th*s* to r**d e*sily.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y**h, i*'s l*** **** d*n't w*n* ** ** **a* t*e ***ic*e.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an example of why self-confidence sucks.

    Lisa Shelton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone with an alcohol abuse problem.

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see fired person, psychic

    Random Anon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wise man say, never get sh!tfaced at a company function.

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    #18

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone I work at an art studio where we teach classes and sell pottery that our artists make for others to paint. I'm one of the artists and the manager. I started getting a funny feeling about one of my employees.. she wasn't doing anything blatently wrong, just seemed to work really slowly sometimes, request insignificant but kinda odd schedule changes, and have different break habits from the other staff. I started feeling like she was stealing but this is a really small business so I didn't have her on camera or any way to really prove it... Until she accidentally sent me a video of herself painting pieces that I MADE from her home!

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    Theoretical Empiricist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, class - today's lesson is about not videoing yourself while engaged in criminal activity.

    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was doing pottery, there was a woman stealing bisqueware out of the kilns, then glazing it and selling it herself. I found one of my own pieces at an art show - with an ugly glaze on it that she did after she stole it - so I picked it up, and while she was screaming at me, I walked it to the parking lot and smashed it on the concrete. ...///... I went in, grabbed a broom and dustpan and swept up the pieces, which I walked back to her booth and dumped on her chair.

    Nia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plagiarism. She stole art from the company and was pretending to paint it, and sent the manager a video of her doing it on accident.

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    #19

    Some dude wasn’t making calls (his job) and I did a remote session to see what he was doing. Sent the screenshot to the boss and he came over like it was a black friday TV sale. He had been warned by me before. Boss: Why are you job searching on my time. Guy: I am trying to apply for my career. Boss: I am not paying you to shop for jobs. Guy: I want to be a flight attendant. (guy is 300lbs and not in touch with reality) Boss: Gets red faced and walks away. Email from boss: Get that s*** out here before I lose my temper. Me: Hey Neil, yah, you can’t apply for jobs while you are on the clock. You need to clock out and go home. Neil: For the day? Me: No, good luck on your flight attendant career.

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    Chilla
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh i kinda feel bad for neil

    Nat Hedley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for his colleagues who were earning his salary for him.

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    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neil deserved it but it feels so gross to spy on your employees. Just assess them on results. No need to check their computer to confirm any suspicions about what you think they are doing. If they don’t hit their targets for whatever reason and can’t be helped just part ways. If they are shopping for jobs or towels or watching YouTube videos but still hitting all their targets then good for them.

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was his last name Arnstrong ?

    ChekovsCurlyHair
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a weight limit for flight attendants?

    deanna woods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how narrow the aisles are, I would think so.

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    #20

    My coworker at a coffee shop. Told a customer she didn't feel like making x drink and she should go elsewhere. Wore cookie monster PJ pants while we had a very strict "black or khaki pants, no jeans, no leggings" policy at the time. couldn't figure out the concept of milk?? This still baffles me to this day. Like I was trying to show her how to steam milk properly, she was off in la la land and when she snapped back into the conversation asking, "What are we doing again" followed by me reminding her and she quite literally asked what was in the gallon jug that I poured into the metal pitcher. I told her it was milk and she just looked at me, her eyes saying, '???!??!!?" She was there for 2 days.

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    Cecilia Herrera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had no concept of milk?? That poor woman, "wasn't all there," while she was there. She sounds like a person that can't form new memories. Whatever the cause of her confusion, I hope she gets help.

    Stephanie Did It
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That behavior screams meth user. Have had firsthand experience with these folks.

    Mr Pickles
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no you don't. Meth users don't just stand about with emptiness in their eyes, they twitch and jerk and move a lot. They never stand still, talk a lot and seemed incredibly incapable to focus on anything. That's why we call them "tweakers", they tweak. This girl was just dumb.

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    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic but I don’t get these minimum wage places that take their uniforms so seriously. I get wanting employees to look neat and wear branded tops and hats but who gives a flying fig if they wear jeans or if their shoes are not black?

    Fluffy Griffin
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easier to pick out an employee at a retail store if they look the part... I don't think I would hand money to someone wearing cookie monster pants. (Assuming they were not an employee.) On a side note, I went to work once with flip flops once, accidentally. It was an office job and there were absolutely no costumers but I still got chewed out.

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    KCN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably shouldn't have even lasted that long.

    I4gotmyname
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookie monster pants always means drugs

    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could understand refusing something like pumpkin-spice-pepperment-white chocolate mocha- half-caf oat-milk latte and sprinkles on top.

    Jack Centner
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    Sounds like me just after getting f****d

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    #21

    At a retail job, we had a kid come in and punch in for the day then go home. Would come back at quittin' time and punch out.

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    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked in IT with a guy who would clock in at 8 am and then leave for the day, not returning until 7 pm when everyone else had left, making it look like he had been working the entire time. I only discovered this because I was doing a major project and working late a lot. My boss wondered why the guy was putting in so many hours yet getting very little done and I had to tell the truth.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand these sentences.

    Bazz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The employee came to work and "punched in" which is also called "clocked in" where an employer uses a device to record the start and end time an employee works. At the end of the shift "quittin time" the employee is returning to the store to register that he's finished his shift..... Clearly he went home or elsewhere in-between and actually did no work.

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    D H
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a city worker to me

    Alphabet Soupy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A former friend used to do this, and one time she didn’t get a bonus, she was livid and said that her supervisor was stealing money from her paycheck and claimed she reported her to HR.

    ravn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Slack is strong is this one...

    Mathew Aaberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's a coincidence we were talking about someone doing that today....

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would have taken out of system, so when he tried to punch out, would have to why he couldn't.

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    #22

    I am a chef at an upscale restaurant, the sauté cook has a lobster dish on his station that involves a technique called deglazing that involves alcohol so in turn the pan catches on fire briefly and flames up. When you do it correctly (hard to do it incorrect) the alcohol is cooked off and the flame goes out. Every time he made this dish he would deglaze the pan, catch it on fire and then blow it out, blowing his own germs and nastiness all over someone’s food and everything in the blast radius. That was a week ago. Fired him after he did it multiple times after being asked not to. Maybe it’s because of the current state of affairs, but I couldn’t believe a trained cook would do that.

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    Cecilia Herrera
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck. It is just as bad as people celebrating their birthdays, STILL are blowing out the candles. I wonder if any contact tracing, has made a connection between this action, and the spread of disease, yet? (And I don't just mean, COVID19.)

    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably not. Chances are solid that it's within a social group with plenty of other ways for things to transmit anyhow.

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    Hollysmom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in the absence of covid, I don't want anyone blowing on my food.

    deanna woods
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with food on a daily basis and know that you don't touch your hair, dig in your nose, or breathe your germs onto the food.

    Mr Pickles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, sister. I'm the chef in a rehab transition house, which is considered a health care facility, so I have to be masked up, gloved and behind a screen at all times when interacting with clients. No on is allowed in my kitchen, so at least there's that, but yeah, if my pan catches on fire I have a goddamn lid I use to choke it out. Any decent cook knows that.

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    Aurelia Grey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once worked with a chef who insisted that 150 proof vodka was OK to use as a substitute for baking Vanilla.

    Paul Davis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see this sort of gross behavior all the time on TV chef shows. Constantly blowing on food, touching it with their hands and no gloves, without washing in between doing anything

    Jace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this guy a chef??

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    #23

    A guy told a female co-worker he wanted to take her newborn baby home with him to “inspire” his wife to have one. Dude was creepy as f*** before that, but the complaint she made to management was what got him cut loose. He denied ever having said it, despite corroborating statements from other employees and a couple customers.

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I wonder why his wife doesn't want to have a child with him.

    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering why the wife hasn't already left.

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    LesAnimaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, so, quick question: can Iike, borrow your baby real quick?"

    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when my nephew (and niece) were still young enough to be in a stroller, the kids got more attention than a puppy. occasionally I would take them for a walk, or something. I swear, the only reason women volunteered their phone numbers was because they thought I was their dad. Like... really?

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    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some how I think he did not even have a wife.

    Random Anon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this man was consuming some questionable substances otherwise it would mean he is a danger around children.

    Bazz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is you can say this sort of thing as a joke, but if the people who work with him described him as "creepy" maybe he just has a different sense of humour. People take things to literal.

    Nicola Dimigen
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    First of all, she needs to take care of the child to create a bond with it, second of all, you are not intitelled to have chilrin with you wife. That is her choice interely.

    chrissy goodman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a choice u make together not just the wife. i kno this bc me amd my husband r planning on having kids and talked about it together. we have friends where the wife wants but husband doesnt so the compromised on a dog lol its not just the wifes choice. shes not the only one in charge of caring for the child its a team effort both parents r involved.

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    #24

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone I worked at a retail store and found one of my coworkers was using the company iPad (that we used to play music and order lunches) to go on Craigslist and search for hookups. She didn’t even bother to delete the search history.

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    Natalia A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little Greek hardware store is an odd photo to accompany this story:)

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not such a big deal, is it ?

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing - what's wrong with browsing personal ads at work? Not something I would do, but no different than browsing the web during downtime.

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    Dimitrios Kanakis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol , in the picture there is shown a shop in Greece selling agricultural products

    zite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overreacted in my opinion

    Bazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the end of the world to be honest, would think it's a bit harsh to sack someone for that.

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stupid oh no employee looks stuff upnin off time big f*****g shocker that one

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how this is a fireable offence, though it's certainly inappropriate (personal) use of company equipment.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she was going on Craigslist to sell the merchandise and keep the money.

    Jack Centner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you had two jobs, first, do what you were supposed to do, and second, if you do anything wrong, delete the goddamn search history

    Mr Pickles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if we should listen to any advice coming from you, you disgusting asshole.

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    #25

    Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone CEO ordered me to fire one of my interns because he was trying to hit on one of the other interns the CEO had the hots for.

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually really immoral and creepy, poor girl

    Nia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh that's illegal.

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the CEO should be fired

    kwantik physics
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was fired because I learned of an affair between my boss and one of his employees. Got fired because the Human Resource person couldn't do anything about it because she, too, had slept with the boss.

    Nica Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky to not be there anymore!

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A CEO hitting on an intern is so inappropriate. Yech.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be an insanely toxic workplace. GET OUT ASAP.

    J Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like that time Andy got mad at Plop for sidling up to Erin.

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    #26

    I was a bartender/bar manager. This guy came in one night and said he was an aspiring DJ and asked if we would consider hiring him to come in just on Sunday nights to DJ for us. He said we wouldn’t have to pay him at first, he would just take tips and we could renegotiate after he helped to build up our Sunday night crowd. He lasted less than 3 months. He drove away so much business and I got SO many complaints. He played the same songs every week and when people made requests (for commonly known songs), he had no idea who they (the musicians) were. I had to fire someone who was working for free. He was a nice guy, which is the only reason he lasted as long as he did.

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    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... at least he tried. but srsly get that kid in a music class

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, if this is in SoCal I think I know the guy. Like a friend. I had to take some space after I got him a paying weekend gig (it was at a weekend retreat he wanted to attend, so he got the retreat weekend along with food and lodging in addition to getting paid to spin). He didn't prepare for it, he only played the music he wanted to play (80's euro house/techno), insulted everyone for being stupid in their music requests (even though we had an explicit discussion about the type of music to be played and he said he was good with that and not playing obscure techno), he didn't bring his glasses so he couldn't see what he was doing, he hadn't bothered to name any of his tracks so he couldn't actually find any music that was requested, he didn't bother mixing so it was one song would end then a minute or two to find another song ...

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he just had good taste in music. A lot of the really popular stuff is total garbage. Still, no reason to only play the same set every week.

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter. You aren't there to educate the crowd. You are there to entertain them, create a mood, encourage sales. "Sweet Caroline" is a creepy AF song, but the pianist would play it every Sunday afternoon bc that's when the softball team was there. They would do a sing along and someone would invariably buy a round of drinks for the entire bar and then ppl would buy more drinks. Play to your audience.

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    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should listen to some music before trying to live out his dreams

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no matter how much he spin, he did not win.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the bars I ever worked in, the aspiring DJ wouldn't have lasted more than a month! It shouldn't take 3 months to see this kind of problem.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    "You already played (insert title here) three months ago, and you do not know who (insert name of not-really-known artist here) ? You are fired ! Give me my $0 back!"

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    #27

    I work construction, and one of the subs gave me an invoice with no receipts. Turns out he wanted 30k for 4 weeks of work without paying the companies he rented equipment/dumpsters from. I paid off the companies he owed money to and told him to f*** off

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    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd need to know about construction to understand this one

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is a general contractor, in charge of multiple subcontractors (carpenters, plumbers, etc). One of those subcontractors tried to steal from the job by taking the money which needed to be paid out for services and running off with it. As a clearer example: GC hires a plumbing contractor to install pipes (for X amount), plumber hires an excavation guy to dig the trench. Rather than pay the excavation guy from his bid amount, the plumber tried to keep the money.

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    Cecilia Herrera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you. What a jerk he is. I wonder who else he has tried to screw over ?

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people really do love in crazy town

    Jro308
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish the contractor would have done that for me. Subcontractor got dumpsters from us, didn't pay we refused to move the boxes, the main contractor calls us and begs us to remove them. I said no they owe us $10k he said I'll pay it, signed an agreement and everything. WE pulled the boxes and then the contractor tells us to pound salt, he's not paying. At that point I handed over everything to the legal dept

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My contractor's sub took a rented lift from one job and illegally towed it to my house for the job here, then left it for 3 months... We only found out later when we complained about it being here and the contractor went to return it only to find out it had been reported as stolen. Also the sub wasn't paying his workers and we only discovered this after they complained to us because they were told we weren't paying the subcontractor.. It was such a cluster f. We ended up firing both the sub and later the contractor and finishing the job ourselves.

    #28

    My assistant manager announced to a female coworker that he had officially named both of her b****, after working with her for three years. This was the second time he had said something sexual to her within a week and had to be let go. He was a 47 year old virgin who still lived with his ailing parents. I didn’t know who to be sorry for the most.

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    Traumatizedteen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly i spent a good amount of time trying to figure out what i was. it's bo0bs I mean i understand censoring curse words but bo0bs is a bit far.

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    Traumatizedteen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk either I'm leaning towards the woman 'cuz she never asked for his........attention

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boobs is a bad word now? I had to read it three times to figure it out

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you people actually censor the world "boobs"?? WTF is WRONG with you??

    Virgil Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks for saying what the word is lol. i was so confused!

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    Cecilia Herrera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for her because she was the innocent target of his creepiness.

    Rick Seiden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy is the reason that we all have to watch those sexual harassment videos that only contain common sense information every year. The videos tell you not to tell someone you named their boobs. That's just common sense. You don't do that. I don't know that I would do that to my wife.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word is "breasts". It's not a bad word

    G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her. You should feel sorry for her. He was the one who was inappropriate and there's no reason for that no matter what his living situation and sex life.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not hard to tell why he's still a virgin. Don't feel too sorry for him.

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    #29

    Profanity filled road rage rant through and Ambulance PA system at a crowded intersection. I had complaints coming in for well over a month.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it can be frustrating when you have an emergency and people act like your siren and flashing lights don't mean anything to them.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly off topic here, but Who waits a month to complain?

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually kind of funny. In Germany, an amulance driver called protesting Covidiots a bunch of morons, as he drove past. He was celebrated by half the country. When the company announced, he'd be called into HR and face consequences, the company was just innundated with messages etc supporting him. So then they just released an explanation about how ambulance drivers are under a lot of pressure and a lapse in professionalism is understadnable. And it is. Give the guys/gals a break; they are trying to save lives and are often treated like s**t.

    Mr. Derpy Dino
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    4 years ago

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    omg, what if kids heard?

    Rolie_polie&people
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of the kids! 👁👄👁👧🏽👧🏽👧🏽👧🏽👦🏼👦🏼👦🏼👦🏼🧒🏻🧒🏻🧒🏻🧑🏾🧑🏾🧑🏾🧑🏾

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    #30

    The guy had somehow hung on by the skin of his teeth when caught making plastic model funny cars at his desk (pro tip: throwing a newspaper over the model doesn’t hide the smell of the glue), but when a client called complaining about our hero trying to sell him golf clubs out of the trunk of his car, he was gone.

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this guy is all kinds of stupid

    les
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhmm, I build plastic model cars at work and my bosses dont mind as long as everything else is done first

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I lol-ed on that part he was selling crap out of the trunk of his car. Made me remember scenes from old movies where shady folks sell stolen junk that way.

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds charming. Depending on how good he was at his job I’d probably be able to tolerate this

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    #31

    He kept doing yellow text on a white background for briefing slides. He was a graphic designer.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No drop-shadow? No halo? I'm glad he was fired then!

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use yellow for sub-titles when I'm watching movies online (when settings are available) but I at least outline them or give them a drop shadow. Otherwise, they're just a yellow stain on the screen.

    sour berlioz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lord, I hope he didn't use comic sans too

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A "graphic designer" who thinks current Apple design fads for UIs are just as smart as the older design concepts that won them awards and respect (the current ones should earn them punishment and mockery)... How did this guy get hired for this position?

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetent at his job, or just a douche? Taking all bets.

    Melinda Showalter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was hammered into our brains in our computer graphics classes...repeatedly...NEVER, EVER use yellow text on a white background.

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    #32

    He said, My ex wife died and there’s no one to take care of our kids. Needed a week off to sort everything out. Ex called to talk to him. Boom. One of the guys went to lunch with short hair and came back with a ponytail down to his a**. Identical twins that were sharing the job. All the guys knew and thought it was funny. Yikes.

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    Busy_D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolute value of zero ( |o| )

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is funny trhat they though they were fooling anyone.

    Iso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, that hair extension ad

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been the other ex-wife ...

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm stupid, I don't understand this one-

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This appears to be two separate stories. In the first one, the employee lied about his ex having died but then she called the office to talk to him - so he got caught in the lie. He probably wanted a week off for fun but didn't have any vacation time left. And the second one was a pair of twins thinking they could take turns at the job only one was hired for. Not very bright, especially if one of them wasn't actually qualified to do the job.

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    #33

    Once had to fire someone from a testing job because they were live streaming the unannounced game with their phone right in the lab in front of everyone, after signing their NDAs. More than fired really, they are f**** for life.

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    #34

    Dude I worked with badly photoshoped the face of a 40s something single mom that also worked there onto the body of some online p*** photo. He then proceeded to show it around to the other female workers like look what Woman#1 sent me you should send me stuff too. This was while he would continually brag about the girlfriend he had at home. He got fired, then dumped by his girlfriend and kicked out of their apartment.

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    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow holy crap thats a lot of after effects as well... he do be screwed

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He legit earned every one of them.

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He screwed himself. (He HAD to, no one else would after hearing about his antics.) He received the Trifecta of punishments: fired, dumped, and evicted.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stupid censoring of words on here is childish.

    Jen Garner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell do we need to censor the word "porn"????

    Sav Medrano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone actually read this?

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    #35

    Might not be the craziest, but when I was working in Fast Food(Subway) I had to fire a guy for assaulting a customer. He had a bad temper. He threw the tuna scoop at a particularly difficult Karen. I had to request the customer to not press charges.

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    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda off topic but ngl if there were a dnd character with "tuna scoop toss" then my life would be complete

    Busy_D
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you have to do is make an orc or something that has a bunch of tuna to smash up and throw throw at people.

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    QueerTheory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we should be allowed to fight one customer a month. And even that is downsizing our frustration lol.

    Pedro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if you deal with public you know you wanted to do something similar. Civilization is stopping yourself from doing what your 1st instinct is sometimes.

    Red Ruffensor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any person who has ever worked food service or retail has wanted to do something like that multiple times.

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, knowing Karens, they would have just saID they assulted them anyway.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask Karen to not call the police? That’s a first lol

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It finally happened... The Karen was right... she could legitimately sue a person and decided to not... Redemption exists !

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    #36

    Had an employee that was going to get fired for simply showing up late constantly with no legit reason. During the term meeting she tells me another employee cut the brake lines in her car - it’s obvious this was to save her from being fired. She didn’t realize that something like that gets cops involved. She was termed, and then detectives showed up to her house to get statements. Of course, no evidence of lines being cut and now she’s dealing with police for making false statements.

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try and think fast on your feet; but your not actually able

    Melinda Showalter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Tell her, "Stop thinking...you're not good at it!"

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    Red Ruffensor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta make sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.

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    #37

    They stole a $3 bottle of wine that could have easily put on the "house" check for employees. Prep cook stole a 25lb bag of onions.

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    Chilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are they going to do with 25lbs of onion?

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are they planning to make cry?

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a 'house' check?

    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a whole lot of blooming of onions, onion rings, onion dip

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    #38

    A guy was hired at the metal fab shop I was working at. He had been laid off when we were slow He was re-hired on a Friday, started Monday. Goes and does his drug test first thing. He failed. Apparently he had celebrated being rehired over the weekend. It was funny listening to my boss say, "Are you kidding me? You knew our testing policy! You couldn't wait three days??".

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    #39

    In the early 2000's I managed a coffee shop that required the customers' names to be put on the cup. One guy looked like he was doing it but upon closer inspection on some cups he was writing an IP address. Turns out he was running an illegal sports book out of the shop. He did quit before I had to technically fire him because he found out I knew.

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    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He gambled once too often, and lost.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you report the illegal gambling? Doesn't not reporting it put the coffee shop on the line if someone ELSE reports the shop as being complicit?

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he wasn't fired. Pionts t him.

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    #40

    A guy shaved/trimmed off his p**** and left them scattered across a shared desk in a shared office. When confronted, he pulled a George Costanza: “Oh, is that frowned upon?”

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    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His what?? His... penis?? His... pubes??? STOP CENSORING THE MOST IMPORTANT WORDS IN YOUR DOGDAMNED ARTICLES!!! This place is supposed to be fun, not ludicrously PURITANICAL.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun for ~all ages~ (at least most ages) though...?

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    Paul Davis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so the words pubes and breasts gets masked out? What is going on with this site? At what age level are these words supposed to be a problem?

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Lord sounds like a potential perve

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they keep starring out words that aren’t bad

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is where he left "the evidence," does this not also mean that this was where he did the shaving? GROSS!!!

    Tori Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gags, bleach brain and eyes then take an hour long shower* yea not good enough

    Iso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, that is frowned upon, you disgusting being

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    #41

    I was a florist and had a 40-something woman delivering for me. I received a call from the building manager of a brand new office building, with only one tenant, telling me my driver wrote on the elevator wall with a sharpie. They had video showing that she was the only person to use the elevator during the time the vandalism took place. The worst part for me was, this happened a few days before Valentine's Day.

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm right there with you. This is CRUCIAL info.

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    cookie panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    valentines day is when people buy a crapload of flowers, and if its a flower place...then that means M O N E Y so.... yikes that sucks.

    Kiki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the one that got fired is the delivery human

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the date matter ? Surely you can find someone else before the big day.

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    #42

    I work for a hotel. Had to fire 2 separate employees on 2 different occasions for letting people in vacant rooms to smoke c**** and steal from the rooms.

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    Theoretical Empiricist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This censorship is going overboard. Makes me wonder what they were really smoking.

    Jen Garner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Crack" is not a word that need censoring

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    99% of the words they're censoring do NOT need censoring. This site has gone puritanical.

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    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS, crack is a normal word. There's a crack in the ceiling. Stop with the overboard censorship.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoke ... what?? What is the POINT of posting any of this when you basically delete the key word in many of these stories??????

    Cecilia Herrera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they related to one another? It sounds like both of them had been sampling the product.

    Dr Nostromo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of one of those reality shows like 'Hotel Impossible' or something like. They had an episode where one of the employees would set up parties in one of the empty rooms, complete with copious amounts of drugs and the hotel's booze.

    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb enough to do it when there's a camera crew around, too.

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    Pedro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't say crack on bored panda?

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    #43

    Manager showed up drunk to an overnight shift he wasn’t working and then got into a fight with 2 associates. Begged my associate manager not to tell me what happened. Didn’t seem to remember there were cameras all over the store. Oh, also the other manager at another job who sexually harassed 3 different employees and got a 4th pregnant. (The first 3 came forward once we began an investigation after the 4th told us about the pregnancy.)

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    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not sexual harassment, that's rape o-o

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign in the women's bathroom. XXX manager will get you pregnant. Proceed at your own risk.

    Pedro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also worrying that a business needed s**t to get to this extreme before noticing something's not right. For 3 people to be harassed and a 4th impregnated, this didn't happen in the course of a few days.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those of us who are not so arrogant as to behave that shitty also are unlikely to be interested in managerial jobs. It's unfortunate that these jobs are so often pursued by exactly the kind of people who will do the most damage in them. There are good managers, don't get me wrong. I'm just noticing that there's a self-selection problem with managerial work: arrogance tends to pursue power and authority.

    Tori Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo this website is suppose to be fun ur making it serious

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    Cecilia Herrera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad the women hadn't "compared notes," about "Don Juan," before the fourth got pregnant. I wonder which STI's they shared as well? (STI = sexually transmitted infections.)

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Is that what STI means? I thought STI meant Strawberry Toffee Ice-cream.

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    #44

    A coworker at a camp I used to work at got fired for posting 300+ photos of people with disabilities on her Facebook page without consent.

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    #45

    Told him he had to wait a day or two to have his logins created. He decided he would try to hack in without telling anyone in an effort to impress us. He was not successful and was shown the door promptly.

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    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one. Surely, IT were informed of a new employee starting, before he arrived? At every job I've ever had, the login details were always there on the first day that I started.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you have a very bureaucratic structure where 15 people have to give their approval on vellum written with a quill dipped in the blood of a virgin before IT can create an account.

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    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should only take a few minutes to get somene into a network and create the logins. Adding someone to the Active Directory only takes a few minutes once the network ID is created.

    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, best is to have a good people get your system flaw..

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    #46

    She didn't show up for her first shift, then tried to blame us for it, then refused to turn in her uniform and key. FIRST SHIFT. What the hell lady? Okay first solo shift, she showed up for the 2 training shifts before that, but still I can't believe it

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    #47

    Because she saw her friends partner cheating in the pub and she told her friend. Cheating girl came into the pub during the middle of lunch service and made a massive scene threatening to smash up the pub and the girl. She was kept safe in a room and let go. Poor girl didn't deserve to lose her job

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    Natalia A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused by this. So, the member of staff saw her friend's partner cheating, and told her friend. Surely that shouldn't have gotten her fired?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're the reason why a customer returns to make a massive scene because of something you did or said, you will get fired. What happens in the business, stays in the business.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did she lose her job then?? Because some other person couldn't keep their s**t together??

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you sue your former boss when you are fired with no legitimate reason ? Sometimes, you need to be a Karen.

    Kiki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably because she wanted to smash up the pub

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    #48

    The saddest was a lady that smelled like alcohol pretty frequently. I don't think she was drunk on the job (maybe some shots done at lunch combined with sweating out the prior night). But the other members of the team started to complain about it and it was becoming disruptive.

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    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my old teachers used to quite frequently smell like alcohol due to the medication he had to take, and a lot of parents complained, the guy did keep his job but he often received complaints... he was a great teacher though. I wonder if the situation with this women is similar, and it's not even actual booze that is causing the odour..

    Stephanie Did It
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a co-worker at an engineering company who was fearless and hunted game on her snowmobile (rural Alaska). She dressed out and packaged the meat and ate ONLY that wild meat in her meals. That gamey meat plus munching her favorite snack, dried soybeans, made her unbelievably flatulent. She wss a great worker and very sweet but you could follow her scent trail through the office. But hey, it's Alaska, and it didn't interfere with her job, so...

    Red Ruffensor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A coworker often comes in stinking drunk. Funny thing is, it doesn't affect her job performance one iota.

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with someone once who constantly drank vodka. She swore up and down "no one can smell it." Uhhhh, yeah you can the minute you walk in the door.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a pity that they fired her, and didn't give her the option of going to AA first. (eg. you will get the sack unless you commit to rehab).

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people drink a lot, day after day for years, it starts seeping out of their pores.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS a horrible odor. There was a drunkard at the retirement community I bussed tables at (restaurant). These people live there and are regulars. That means I had to deal with them EVERY day I worked. This guy stank HORRIBLY of sweat-out alcohol. I couldn't stand handling that table. (Another table had a lady who picked her teeth and stuck things on her water glass)

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