The coronavirus is no joke anymore. Allegedly, Google has canceled its annual April Fools’ Day joke, claiming that it’s not the time to be messing around. As the sources for killer humor are running dry, people are nowhere near ready to stop. And the latest comic gems are in!
Bored Panda has collected the hottest series of viral memes, puns, quips, observations, and wisdom bites into this one batch of an immune booster. Yep, it’s true! Laughter is said to increase immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, meaning you may become more resistant to the virus after reading this. How do you like the punapocalypse now, Corona?!
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Hahaha this is something my hubby would do, so this is one post I definitely wont share with him. Don’t need to give him any ideas.
When Pennywise rips your arm off you still won’t be able to wipe so keep walking!
Every year, companies flood the internet with bogus posts and elaborate news for the April 1st. But the world is facing the coronavirus pandemic, which has drastically changed the ways we live. While most of us are now leading our lives online, experts warn about the importance of reliable and trustworthy information when it comes to Covid-19. But any potential April Fools' joke would be a step into the fakery zone.
Hence, Google has cancelled its pranks this year, reports Business Insider. “This year, we're going to take the year off from that tradition out of respect for all those fighting the COVID-19 pandemic," Lorraine Twohill, head of marketing at Google, wrote in an email to company managers. "Our highest goal right now is to be helpful to people, so let's save the jokes for next April, which will undoubtedly be a whole lot brighter than this one."
Number one thing we're gonna do if time travel is ever created is send the anti-vaxxers back into Victorian England when people were dumping their raw refuse into the Thames. Right up there with jettisoning the flat-earthers into space.
That is just adorable, especially the way the cat is using it’s paw.
It turns out, the coronavirus crisis may have also changed the way we perceive jokes. One professor at the University of California, Coye Cheshire told CNET: “Right now it might be hard for companies and individuals to read the room virtually.” The potential to misread any joke is high as ever, and any potential prank may become a subject of severe criticism.
Kathleen Hall Jamieson, a communications professor at the University of Pennsylvania, warns that coronavirus jokes could be viewed as the truth. The critics of corona jokes say that even if toilet paper pranks are hilarious, they might set off panic buyers.
We have been trying to fight stupidity since humans began, still waiting for a anti stupid vaccine to be created. Too bad the anti vaxxers are the ones that need it the most. (Oh no she didn’t).
Even the bad guys can teach us a thing or two. Vader-chok...feb732.jpg
Load More Replies...Then I could choke the c**p out of people who toss their gloves and garbage in parking lots.
You twist a little his personnality. He becomes the Master of the darkness, kills his Master, has an fine decision and notices details when everyboy is blind and gets back to light, creating the alchimistic loop of Oneness. Stop manipulating with this magnificent archtype, the best from the Star wars!
I just finished star wars three. And it literally was one of the most traumatising movies of my life. First Padme is like Im pregnant yay! and anakin is like shes pregnant yay! then he wakes up and hes like oh no she will die!!! then the chancellors all like I CAN STOP PEOPLE FROM DEATH and anakin's like yay call me Darth Vader! Then hes like I want to kill children! then Lets stop the Jedi! then hes like Omg I love padme so much we can rule the universe to gether and with our kid! then he nearly suffocates padme to death, then he get into a brutal fight on a lava river with his best friend, then he gets his arms and legs chopped off and catches on fire. While hes turning into the real Darth Vader Padme losses the will to live, gives birth to Luke and Leia and dies. That was a terrifying movie.
On the other hand, humor is known as an excellent coping mechanism.
Stanford researcher Andrea Samson and psychology Professor James Gross ran an experiment where subjects were asked to improvise jokes. They found that people who made any kind of quip benefited, reporting both increases in positive emotions and decreases in negative emotions.
"If you are able to teach people to be more playful, to look at the absurdities of life as humorous, you see some increase in wellbeing," said Samson in this Stanford News report.
All those doggos are going to be exhausted by the time this is over.
Yeah this. So many people saying ‘I won’t get it’ or ‘I don’t have it’ or ‘I’m not social distancing and staying home’. No you may not have it but you may also be asymptomatic. You may be passing on your germs to someone with a compromised immune system without knowing it. Stay home, it’s not about you, it’s about the people who need protecting.
That's what it feels like every single day. I also feel like I'm on Punk'd.
yeah what happened to that i feel like everyone just forgot that happened
If he doesn’t pop up on the screen and say ‘alright alright alright’ as a greeting then there’s no point to life anymore.
Alert. There's a link going around on the internet and they claim that if you click it. It will take you to a live stream of Bono performing from his own sitting-room. DO NOT CLICK because It will take you to a live stream of Bono performing from his own sitting-room.
Yep and the guilt at buying a 4 roll pack of toilet roll is real even though you’re not a hoarder.
You wouldn’t want to drop in on a couple doing zoom sex, well perverts might.
All essential workers deserve ten times as much as they're making during covid-19. They're constantly working to keep the country from falling apart, staying in harm's way to help others, they're heroes but they should be rewarded too.
Also: dishes. So much dirty dishes when you only eat at home 😒
Oh my gosh. I don't think it should be allowed to leave the garage. What happened to it?
Having worked at a fast food joint for a year and change when I was a teen, I can tell you all about verbal abuse!
Hairdressers the world over are going to be the new wealth as they’ll be busy until 2030 fixing home hair disasters.
And since everybody's talking about Tiger King, this sanctuary in Colorado is where 42 of the animals wound up. https://www.facebook.com/TheWildAnimalSanctuary/posts/10158254641119485?__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAjBz7g1lU3pa3auGoTxfqmpaULGDKIorBnw9_VqBIcU8-r9w_phtIQfJ4ilCkNLRU23kS-CV3pJEfPEoWkQmlX0o-gdsMzJlUlDM16lgMYk5CflEJkq7lp-kjNfz7qDwjmKP94yKbhMGHdSHqSC0oFAqL2lwdBYvoZqwwCW9xHq-A9FYfltCuHnBSyxF3gcQbGrhQKd6Y2gIWrPVHwm888dUxG3QtbU7M4ZFkH6fifo8BVv8kDXQRK_kSpyDS3Ckvv3pjNbEn2rsppCDlQW63g90qnsQ1NgrJ9qYiwngIlP2uVRhaKnzf_dcKdVMpNyqgme3MFLaFEgfzPmXuYOPjGjShZCfEzq9zozE49F3YOzGSVCqdYuni82UwoS9hvA7kKym4lTIJLrqbfmEjCCZpeHOVPV02Th78z3QKyfvWBVT9yGgjGqDXMWsAp0mqw8jmawzBCTHHiAkdnamVpWG3a7R0IzuR6rG3R1UFJ&__tn__=H-R
USA carrying on as usual, like it's the best. Woohoooo, got a medal! Except we medaled in being the country with the third highest cases of covid. It's an odd joke, but makes a couple of points about the US.
I wonder how long it will take to run out of Covid-19 jokes.
People will NEVER run out of coronavirus memes. Not even when the crisis is over.
Load More Replies...You notice that people are bored and there is no other topic anymore. A few of those were bright, but many were quite dull.
You have every right to be bored, as long as you've completed both Netflix, and YouTube.
True story: This morning an 18 wheeler flipped and caught fire on a highway in Dallas, Texas. The truck was filled with Toilet Paper, and the road was covered in scattered rolls of toilet pap. The poor girl giving the traffic report had a hard time trying to keep a straight face describing the accident and horribly tied up traffic.
Remain at 6 foot distance. 10 feet for the likes of Charlie Sheen. Anyone else's car getting 3 weeks to a gallon?
Who elses mom shuves you outta the room to watch Handmades Tale on Hulu? Just me ok.
End of Corona Virus Pandemic for America is 1 May...start of storm season on the east coast. Personality wise I favor the weather guys BS to the Fauci and company BS... Was this all a ploy to make the nerdly type folks (meteorologists and epidemiologists) into modern day rock-stars?
Am I the only one who noticed the red balloon,by the sewer? ( From the movie it)
I wonder how long it will take to run out of Covid-19 jokes.
People will NEVER run out of coronavirus memes. Not even when the crisis is over.
Load More Replies...You notice that people are bored and there is no other topic anymore. A few of those were bright, but many were quite dull.
You have every right to be bored, as long as you've completed both Netflix, and YouTube.
True story: This morning an 18 wheeler flipped and caught fire on a highway in Dallas, Texas. The truck was filled with Toilet Paper, and the road was covered in scattered rolls of toilet pap. The poor girl giving the traffic report had a hard time trying to keep a straight face describing the accident and horribly tied up traffic.
Remain at 6 foot distance. 10 feet for the likes of Charlie Sheen. Anyone else's car getting 3 weeks to a gallon?
Who elses mom shuves you outta the room to watch Handmades Tale on Hulu? Just me ok.
End of Corona Virus Pandemic for America is 1 May...start of storm season on the east coast. Personality wise I favor the weather guys BS to the Fauci and company BS... Was this all a ploy to make the nerdly type folks (meteorologists and epidemiologists) into modern day rock-stars?
Am I the only one who noticed the red balloon,by the sewer? ( From the movie it)