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Over two thousand years ago, the great Roman philosopher Seneca said "To err is human", and with this phrase in particular immortalized his name. Now we don’t know exactly on what occasion the legendary thinker put it this way, so we can only guess. Here is one of these guesses - given that in Seneca's notes a lot of attention is paid to delicious food, it is quite possible that the philosopher was simply upset by some unsuccessful dish, his own or someone else's cooking.

Yes, we all make mistakes, including when we cook something. Cooking is like art - an extra drop of sauce or oil, and now a new ingenious recipe is ready. However, it is much more likely that because of this very extra drop, something really disgusting will come to light, which will forever ruin your culinary reputation, even in your own eyes.

It is believed that the key to a successful stand-up is funny jokes about yourself, because people like irony. This is probably the main reason for the popularity of the Reddit community under the self-explanatory name "Cooking Fails", where there are already more than five hundred people sharing images of their self-created cooking disasters, accompanying them with some witty comments.

So Bored Panda has put together a selection of the funniest, most unexpected and absolutely incredible food fails for your own enjoyment, so please feel free to scroll this list to the very end, mark the submissions you like best - and the next time after failing at the stove, rather than being angry with yourself, just remember this post, and it will definitely help you perceive everything through the prism of humor. Bon appétit (but not exactly)!

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#1

Just Learned The Hard Way That Curcuma + Hot Water + Rice Noodles = Satan's Pasta. I Shrieked

Just Learned The Hard Way That Curcuma + Hot Water + Rice Noodles = Satan's Pasta. I Shrieked

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    #2

    I Dropped The Cheesecake While Unmolding It

    I Dropped The Cheesecake While Unmolding It

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    #3

    A Friend Writes: "Apparently I Bought A Brining Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag"

    A Friend Writes: "Apparently I Bought A Brining Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag"

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof... I'm curious how it got this far, though?

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    #4

    Expectation vs. Reality

    Expectation vs. Reality

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    Just Mer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I wish my life was VS how my life is

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    #5

    I Baked A Cake

    I Baked A Cake

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking to leave Egypt in a hurry?

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    #6

    I Tried To Make A Churro, But I Made Chookies

    I Tried To Make A Churro, But I Made Chookies

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    #7

    Pickled Avocado. Good Lord It's Bad

    Pickled Avocado. Good Lord It's Bad

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    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nop, nop, nop, Im from Madeira island, and we do a lot of stuff with avocado, like cut it in half sprincle a bit of sugar and eat it like a grape fruit ( realle really good ) or cut it in thin slices and eat it with bread ( also great ), but that.....

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    #8

    My Mom Cooked Some Eggs In The Oven At 400f For 30 Minutes, And The Top Was Almost Plastic In Texture, With A Dry, Hard Centre

    My Mom Cooked Some Eggs In The Oven At 400f For 30 Minutes, And The Top Was Almost Plastic In Texture, With A Dry, Hard Centre

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    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a reason egg timers don't go to 30 minutes LOL

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    #9

    Cooking A Egg With Worcestershire Sauce. Ended Up Making Dog Turds

    Cooking A Egg With Worcestershire Sauce. Ended Up Making Dog Turds

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks exactly like my old cat's throw up. I miss you, Blackie Sue, but I don't miss cleaning up after you tried to eat my plants.

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    #10

    Macaroon Gone Wild

    Macaroon Gone Wild

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    #11

    I Tried

    I Tried

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    Nykky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell from one end that it was rolled okay. I think they need new knives

    Mrs. EW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tighter roll, sharper knife

    ZzoR Setay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I showed my husband and he said the same lmao !

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    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make sushi, sometimes I put too much in, then it might fall apart. Tastes the same, just need a fork instead of chopsticks!

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did they use the right type of rice I wonder. first time I made sushi, I didn't even realise you had to use the specific sushi rice/sticky rice. xD (though that does look like sushi rice though)

    Ericthedead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they cut it with, a hammer?

    SR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deconstructed sushi.

    Michael Mckeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smother that lot with soy sauce and get a fork

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced this is why the "sushi burrito" was invented. Same concept, but no cutting! Still delicious

    Erik Rydbom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta wipe the knife off with a wet rag before each cut otherwise you'll squish your sushi like this.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a really sharp knife to cut Sushi!

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the knife wasn't sharp enough!

    Sarah Gideon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my thought as well. Also, needs to rinse it between slices so it doesn't get sticky and tear the roll like this.

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    MiTmite9
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad you're not in my hood. I could show you how it's done. Saran wrap? Where'd you get that idea?

    Sarah Gideon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I first learned how to make my own sushi, a few of the sites I went to recommended using saran wrap over the rolling board to keep it clean and help shape it (I don't remember if there was any more reasoning that that)... but I never found it particularly helpful and ended up using a different guide.

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    Mary Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    throw it in a bowl with some edamame and avocado = poke bowl!

    Christopher Buteau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did better than most multiple tries with my life partner before succeeding

    majandess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even try anymore. I just put it all in a bowl.

    shermes
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it’s kinda what it’s going to look like in your stomach anyway, so don’t be too upset.

    zoe <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still edible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Rigor Moreno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This look so easy when they do it on TV. Mine was worst than this. :D

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing knife wasn't very sharp

    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I gave up on homemade sushi and settled for onigiri instead! Really got to try it -if you are ok with a burger shape, you don't need no extra equipment either.

    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong rice? No vinegar? Hmm ... 😱

    Katie the Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what my first try at sushi looked like lol

    Heather Post
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never could get the rolls to come out right.. just made sushi bowls.. I know... Dishonor, but still good

    Terry Rex
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is that? Bad sushi?

    Loraine MacGinness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ONLY you know the lovely ingredients and how it will taste ?

    Phyllis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kind of looks like you slaughtered a lamb

    LovelyAnimeSquad237
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no im not fine stop no......t..th..the poor sushi😭

    Herbert Strunk III
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, nice to see ole granny's dump cake

    Sarah Gideon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applaud you for trying! First two look solid, so my guess is a) knife too dull, b) you need to rinse /wipe down the knife between slices so it doesn't tear the roll like this, or/and c) don't pack the center with too much stuff; when it's rolled it should be even from one end to the other and tightly rolled (then slice w sharp knife, cleaning between slices). You'll be a pro in no time - keep at it!! 👍

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just needed a sharper knife and stickier rice

    Ex-teacher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a small dog that was gutted. Now try to under that.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have popped it in the oven for a few minutes.

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The goddess of sushi is not very happy with you....

    Kara Owens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...maybe you shouldn't have... 😂

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first i thought dead cat but upon closer inspection its just sushi

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but what did you try? (cackles nastily)

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An attempt was made

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone ran over a cat.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do or do not, There is no try. And they did not.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you f**k up so dramatically?!

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    #12

    Someone Bakes These Cupcakes For Our Pta Halloween Party.... Something Just “Semen”ed A Little Off

    Someone Bakes These Cupcakes For Our Pta Halloween Party.... Something Just “Semen”ed A Little Off

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    #13

    I Somehow Managed To Fail At Cooking Pop-Tarts!

    I Somehow Managed To Fail At Cooking Pop-Tarts!

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    Avery Reed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats when you have truly failed at life

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    #14

    Carrot Cake - It Doesn’t Just Look Bad , It Also Tastes Bad

    Carrot Cake - It Doesn’t Just Look Bad , It Also Tastes Bad

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    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to finely shred the carrots, not cut them like French fries.

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    #15

    I Tried To Make A Mug Cake. Something Somewhere Went Horribly Wrong And It Exploded In My Microwave

    I Tried To Make A Mug Cake. Something Somewhere Went Horribly Wrong And It Exploded In My Microwave

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    Just Mer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but i'm just focusing on the face. He needs help like rn!

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    #16

    When Your Coworker Put Too Much Hot Sauce In The Mixer Lol

    When Your Coworker Put Too Much Hot Sauce In The Mixer Lol

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    #17

    The One On The Right Is My Friends Christmas Cake. The Left One Is My Absolute Failure Of A Cake

    The One On The Right Is My Friends Christmas Cake. The Left One Is My Absolute Failure Of A Cake

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    #18

    Forgot The Toast In The Panini Press :(

    Forgot The Toast In The Panini Press :(

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    steaky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an impressive kind of black.

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    #19

    Tried Making A Mug Cake

    Tried Making A Mug Cake

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    #20

    My “Alfredo Sauce”

    My “Alfredo Sauce”

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    #21

    My 12yo Made French Toast For The First Time This Morning

    My 12yo Made French Toast For The First Time This Morning

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Everyone's first attempt at French Toast.

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    #22

    My Mother In Law Served This For Lunch. Luckily I Was At The Park With My Son And Warned Not To Return

    My Mother In Law Served This For Lunch. Luckily I Was At The Park With My Son And Warned Not To Return

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    Just Mer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like she did not approve of this marriage thing

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    #23

    Guess What This Was...🥲

    Guess What This Was...🥲

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    #24

    We Tried Making Cookie But This Happened... Tastes Pretty Good Though

    We Tried Making Cookie But This Happened... Tastes Pretty Good Though

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like old roast beef that was left in the fridge

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    #25

    Pesto? More Like Pestoh No! Tried Making Homemade Pesto And It Turned Out More Like Avocado

    Pesto? More Like Pestoh No! Tried Making Homemade Pesto And It Turned Out More Like Avocado

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Só Im not a cheff by any means, but last time i checked pesto is preety much a liquid, that guacamole.....

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    #26

    I Tried Making A BBQ Pizza Because I Was Really Hungry. Tastes So Bad I Literally Regurgitated The First Bite

    I Tried Making A BBQ Pizza Because I Was Really Hungry. Tastes So Bad I Literally Regurgitated The First Bite

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    #27

    My Grandma Tried Making Bread Using A Slow Cooker Epic Fail

    My Grandma Tried Making Bread Using A Slow Cooker Epic Fail

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    Hugh Cookson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I can almost feel the knife losing it's tip .... don't eat it you'll lose teeth.

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    #28

    Yummy Glass

    Yummy Glass

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to inner cleansing.

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    #29

    I Tried Making Cookies-

    I Tried Making Cookies-

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could forgive someone for accidentally leaving out pretty much any ingredient EXCEPT for the flour. How did you manage that?

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    #30

    Y'all Know That Bread Machine?? Well, I'm Not Sure Why, I Didn't Work This Time

    Y'all Know That Bread Machine?? Well, I'm Not Sure Why, I Didn't Work This Time

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    Stella1234
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you are supposed to add liquid 😂

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    #31

    Homemade Marshmallows

    Homemade Marshmallows

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    #32

    My First Attempt At Making Crepes. I Added Ice Cream, Nutella, And Bananas

    My First Attempt At Making Crepes. I Added Ice Cream, Nutella, And Bananas

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    #33

    Batter Stuck On A Non Stick Pan

    Batter Stuck On A Non Stick Pan

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    #34

    Don’t Put The Rice Vinegar And Sugar In Your Boiling Pot Of Rice To Speed Up Making Sushi Rice

    Don’t Put The Rice Vinegar And Sugar In Your Boiling Pot Of Rice To Speed Up Making Sushi Rice

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    #35

    Lunchables Pizza. Bone Apple Tea

    Lunchables Pizza. Bone Apple Tea

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    #36

    Me And My Sister Made Some Flan. I Discovered I Don’t Like Flan

    Me And My Sister Made Some Flan. I Discovered I Don’t Like Flan

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    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it looks fine. Especially for a first try. Btw. I also don't like flan

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    #37

    A Second Away From Blending My Soup And I Dropped It

    A Second Away From Blending My Soup And I Dropped It

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    #38

    Try To Make Cauliflower Pizza They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said. Yes, It Fell Off The Baking Pan Into The Oven Crack 😩

    Try To Make Cauliflower Pizza They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said. Yes, It Fell Off The Baking Pan Into The Oven Crack 😩

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    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be sad. It doesn't taste good anyways

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    #39

    Swiss Charred

    Swiss Charred

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    #40

    My First Attempt At Making A French Omelette. And Down Into The Trash It Goes :)

    My First Attempt At Making A French Omelette. And Down Into The Trash It Goes :)

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