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thetoaster1083 • upvoted 40 items 1 year ago

“A Hidden Camera”: 30 Times People Did Such Awful Things That They Didn’t Deserve Forgiveness

With eye contacts liquids in her coffee and tampons in her fuel tank and adding spores in wet areas of the house from home mushroom kits - poison them legally 😂

“A Hidden Camera”: 30 Times People Did Such Awful Things That They Didn’t Deserve Forgiveness

I had to check for an update! OP says that her daughter survived, she is 3 years old now, and OP, her husband, and her daughter are all doing well and they are NC with OP's mom!

“A Hidden Camera”: 30 Times People Did Such Awful Things That They Didn’t Deserve Forgiveness

Poison her back.

50 People Who Were Not Messing Around When Preparing For Severe Weather

Dishware, referring to the china in the pool.

GF Takes Shots At BF’s Shortcomings In Front Of Her Friends, He Tells Her She’s Welcome To Leave

High school? I think OP's gf peaked in MIDDLE school, haha XD I remember girls just like her in 6th and 7th grade. They would say mean things like that about the other girls who were allegedly their "friends". I got an even WORSE dose of it from them because all of my friends were boys and that pissed them off, for some reason. (I wasn't "interested" in boys at that point and they weren't interested in me - we were just friends, we liked the same video games and other nerdy things, so I got along with boys far better than other girls!)

Mom Worries About Canceling Family Trip To France After Entitled 17YO Suddenly Decides Not To Go

Oh, right, because EVERY SINGLE TEENAGER EVER does that, right? There's no such thing as someone who is lesbian, bi, ace or aro, in your world, apparently - EVERY teenage girl has a secret boyfriend!! And OP's daughter's depression and anxiety aren't "real", clearly, because YOU have decided that there's some mythical 30-year-old man messaging her on WhatsApp or Snapchat. Cripes. You're atrocious. Not that your brain can handle actual facts or reality, but I myself didn't even start dating until I was 18. Not every 17-year-old girl has an "older secret online boyfriend".

35 Things Americans Didn’t Know The Rest Of The World Envies Them For

Yeah, my school had both a wellbeing coordinator (who I loved) and a psychologist.

From Bizarre To Hilarious: 50 Awkward Things People Thought They Could Sell Online

"No guys, no fatties and I will totally not stand there, watch you and hope you'll do the sexy time!"

35 Things Americans Didn’t Know The Rest Of The World Envies Them For

I'll always be jealous of Americans for Costco. I want to be able to buy rice, car tyres and a coffin in the same place. And their cakes are amazing. Walmart is fine too, but it doesn't hit the same. But more importantly, I'm jealous of the can do mentality and the idea that you can change careers at any given time, no matter how old are you. We say "it's too late," too often in Europe and it's depressing.

“Salt Bae”: 30 Celebrities That Just Can’t Let Go Of Their 15 Minutes Of Fame

Why are you praising him?

“I Only Shower Once A Week”: 30 Things People’s Dates Said That Made Them Nope Out

Don't punch. Kick him in the groin and reply "Now I made sure you no longer have one, either"

peakedtooearly reply

Andrew Tate (he was on Big Brother).

Woman Bursts Out Laughing At Name Sister Picked For Her Kid, Gets Banned From “All Family Dinners”

It's not nice to laugh at a tragedeigh OP! 😂😂😂

Youtuber MrBeast Managed To Encourage The Community To Remove Over 17,000 Tons Of Ocean Trash

Funny how all this resurfaces right in the middle of controversy. Not just Tyson, but the illegal giveaways, encouraging kids to gamble, racist comments, etc

50 Of The Most Interesting Facts Ever Posted On “Today I Learned”

Because you, like most everybody else, never open your junk mail.

50 Of The Most Interesting Facts Ever Posted On “Today I Learned”

why doesnt that happen to me :(

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Laughter Today (New Pics)

...I think this might be the wrong list?

Funny-Fatherhood-Memes

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

Yeah, your god is taking good care of innocent children dying from cancer.

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

"I use clothes with mixed materials, what's your thought on that? And sat on a chair my menstruating wife sat on"

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

I read somewhere "Ukraine voted for a clown and got a president. The USA meanwhile ..."

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

I sat in a parent conference once where the parent was insisting that his son not be taight anything that wasn't in the Bible - IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL - because "unless it's mentioned in the Bible it isn't true." I looked him straight in the eye and asked, "So you're telling me that George Washington didn't exist? He isn't in the Bible. What about cars and airplanes? Those aren't in the Bible either." His facial expression was priceless.

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

I think that is why most Trumpers vote for him. Not because they actually believe he will make anything better for them, but bc they want to be able to do things like that without fearing consequences.

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thetoaster1083 • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Books Would You Recommend Everyone To Read?

Hey Pandas, What Were Your Cringy Gamertags?

thetoaster1083 • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Attempt To Draw Any Food Item And Post The Result

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Was The Closest You've Been To Death?

thetoaster1083 • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weird Thing About Your Search History? (Closed)

thetoaster1083 • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

Wife Wants Husband To Stop The Divorce After She Found Out He Wasn’t Cheating As Her Psychic Said

what are you smoking?

7 Years Behind Schedule, Boeing’s Starliner Is About To Make Its First Crewed Flight

I hope it doesn't fall apart halfway there

People With 10/10 Partners Are Sharing What It's Like To Date Them

looks like someone's jealous

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers

WE ARE TRULY EVIL AND A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH MUAHAHAHA

People Are Sharing The Worst "Crimes Against Food" They Can Think Of, Here Are The 35 Best Answers

I eat them on their sides or top >:D

30 Kids That Were Way Too Young To Understand What Was Going On, But Commented Anyway

oh ok

50 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The “Cursed Comments” Instagram Page (Best Of All Time)

then don't go to these posts if you know youre gonna see memes you've seen before

Media Myths: 30 Things People Believe Are Incorrectly Portrayed As Stigmatized

I didn't meant completely safe, but safer than other alternatives (sorry for not being clear) but also you should check out kurzgesagt's video on why launching radioactive waste into space is a bad idea

Faith In Humanity Restored: 50 Pieces Of 'Global Positive News' To Make You Smile (New Pics)

*spended /j

30 Kids That Were Way Too Young To Understand What Was Going On, But Commented Anyway

what does khs mean

“I Don’t See It Ever Recovering”: 45 People Shame The Single Worst Human Invention

throw away your money then

“I Don’t See It Ever Recovering”: 45 People Shame The Single Worst Human Invention

that was what the Americans did to the indigenous peoples and with smallpox, I think (also why are people down voting you for not completely knowing something?)

Media Myths: 30 Things People Believe Are Incorrectly Portrayed As Stigmatized

if it's stored/disposed of properly it's safe (waste can also be recycled and turned into new fuel ig. mox fuel, made by mixing powders of plutonium oxide, depleted uranium oxide and chamotte)

50 Time Chefs Failed To Follow A Recipe And Made The Worst Substitutions Possible (New Pics)

"I deleted the liquid smoke cornstarch" now that is an interesting way to start a sentence😂

50 Time Chefs Failed To Follow A Recipe And Made The Worst Substitutions Possible (New Pics)

instructions unclear I ended up in a walmart

50 Time Chefs Failed To Follow A Recipe And Made The Worst Substitutions Possible (New Pics)

mmmm mushroomy

50 Time Chefs Failed To Follow A Recipe And Made The Worst Substitutions Possible (New Pics)

lmao Nathan wannabe

31 Infuriating Pics For People Who’ve Had About Enough Of Tipping Culture

yeah downvote the person I'm replying, the person who claims they're the real one is actually fake

31 Infuriating Pics For People Who’ve Had About Enough Of Tipping Culture

people you need to CTRL+hover over usernames to validate whether they are real or not, and this fake@ss is a famous person wannabe

31 Infuriating Pics For People Who’ve Had About Enough Of Tipping Culture

click this poster's profile and the op's profile and you will see that this fake@ss is trying to sound like the real one

thetoaster1083 • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

50 Funny And Relatable Posts That May Be The Most Entertaining To Men

Throw away the girlfriend, marry the lobster.

50 Funny IT Memes That Won’t Make You Try Turning It On And Off Again

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

It also teaches some immoral stuff, such as Psalm 137:9 - “Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.”

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Yes, it’s mostly just “be a good neighbor and love everyone” and then suddenly “oh look, someone different from me, let’s kill ‘em”

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Surely this is an indication of mental health issues?

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Nice that idioms and idiots sometimes come together to celebrate their relationship.

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

source: trust me bro ✅

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

T-Rex: "Hmmm, that Triceratops looks tasty, but I only eat fish and salads, so I'll just invite him over for tofu and a bowl of couscous. "

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Or it disconnected from his brain stem while he was asleep and never reconnected.

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

And why can I smell barbeque?

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Apparently some people have their brains detached all the time 🙄

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Water is an element...just ask Katara or any other water-bender! 🌊

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Oh dear, believer in the sky fairies no good at natural history either...

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

and which god?

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Clearly Titanboa was a mineral, because now it's a fossil. Do your research!

“A Hidden Camera”: 30 Times People Did Such Awful Things That They Didn’t Deserve Forgiveness

I had to check for an update! OP says that her daughter survived, she is 3 years old now, and OP, her husband, and her daughter are all doing well and they are NC with OP's mom!

“A Hidden Camera”: 30 Times People Did Such Awful Things That They Didn’t Deserve Forgiveness

With eye contacts liquids in her coffee and tampons in her fuel tank and adding spores in wet areas of the house from home mushroom kits - poison them legally 😂

“A Hidden Camera”: 30 Times People Did Such Awful Things That They Didn’t Deserve Forgiveness

Poison her back.

50 Of The Creepiest Photos Ever Taken In History, As Shared On This X Account

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