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It feels good to be right, like getting the correct answer to a TV quiz show or proving someone wrong in the middle of an argument. However, some people present their statements so confidently without thinking they could ever be wrong, which puts them in embarrassing situations far more often than they’d like to admit. 

The Reddit community Confidently Incorrect collects these laugh-worthy moments from all over the internet. We’re featuring them today yet again as proof that people’s ‘I’m always right’ gene seems to have no bounds. Scroll down to find the crème de la crème of incorrect statements people shared without hesitation online, and don’t forget to let us know your thoughts below!

#1

The English Major

The English Major

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Grenelda Thurber
Community Member
2 years ago

I once once used the word "uvula" and was ridiculed by a male friend for using one of those "female anatomy" words. He was gay, so my first inclination was to blame his confusion on that. But then, no, you have one, dumbass. Open your mouth and look in the mirror.

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    #2

    So… I Guess There Are No Real Tests For Any Illnesses At All?

    So… I Guess There Are No Real Tests For Any Illnesses At All?

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    For a disease that killed and is still killing millions of people worldwide (7 million currently). It may not kill you, but you can pass it on and kill thousands more. Selfish pricks!

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    #3

    Apparently Dough Doesn't Rise

    Apparently Dough Doesn't Rise

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Maybe he confused the "oven" with the "dryer" and his 100% cotton pizza shrunk?

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    #4

    Betty Has No Mrna

    Betty Has No Mrna

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    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I have DNA in my body!! It's not by consent!! Government did it!!!

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    #5

    American Architecture > European Architecture

    American Architecture > European Architecture

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    **Le Groan**

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    #6

    Triple Facepalm

    Triple Facepalm

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So much to unpack here...

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Kind of makes you want to just pack it in, doesn't it?

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Clearly Titanboa was a mineral, because now it's a fossil. Do your research!

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    One stupid book written by a few controlling, stupid men long before modern science existed and it has successfully convinced legions of stupid people that followed them that the stupid contents of said stupid book were fact. 🤦🏾‍♀️😣

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Not stupid book. The group of men got bored and they created some fantasy. Every part of earth have such fantasy with similar catch-up and views and made rules out of it to threatened species

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    biggest ??? because dinosaurs are not reptiles ? they mean biggest snake ?

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Cheezumcrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What are fossils then? Another government secret???

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    In my part of the world, some people will tell you that they are either relics of “the Flood” or that the devil put them there to fool us.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Two idiots for the price of one!

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Three. That snake was not the largest reptile in the age of the dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were reptiles and some of them were definitely bigger than that snake.

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    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm Cristian, but I'm pretty sure dinos existed as one of gods creations, they possibly still live in the garden of Eden. Maybe we decided they went extint after Adam and eve got banned after eating the apple the snake tricked them into.

    Kerikat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Dinosaurs " are in the bible. They're just not called dinosaurs.

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Went to Catholic school. Not sure where these morons came from. We were taught that the Bible said *what* happened while science tells us *how*. God made the heavens, earth and stars. Science tells us it's via the big bang, universal expansion and planetary. Etc. Etc.

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oy! 🙄

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Two in one, good haul.

    Jan
    Community Member
    5 months ago

    Titanoboa came after the non-avian dinos by at least 5 million years. It was one of the largest reptiles after dinosaurs went the way of the dodo, though. (Regardless that they obviously preceded the dodo.)

    Bjørn Langbakk
    Community Member
    5 months ago

    Dinosaurene levde fra omtrent 240 millioner år siden til de døde ut for 66 millioner år siden.

    Heather White
    Community Member
    6 months ago

    Snakes are reptiles.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Yess, and our ancestors were little mousy like things, hiding everywere from the bullys, and look now!

    carol bland
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Bible doesn't mention Elephants, but does write about Unicorns.

    MetaMaxNL
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Wauw...😱🤦‍♀️

    Hilary Peil
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    It’s also Titanoboa (not Titanboa) and it lived AFTER the extinction of all land-living dinosaurs (avian dinosaurs still existed, obviously).

    MyWeird “WolvesGoTo” DailyLife
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The second comment is very funny after you’ve read the Bible and realize there’s basically an entire ‘book/chapter’ (or… whatever you call it) completely on dinosaurs XD

    August
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I am so mad rn.

    B. J. Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Man, oh, man!! I guess even the true imbeciles can post! 😆😂🤣😂😅

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    (Sigh) The BIBLE is a political anthology intended to keep "Kings" in power by showing that God is the "Kingiest King of all Kings." It has some history, preserved as stories (that may or may not be accurate) and has some ideas that still haven't been acted on. If you're so focused on the Bible... Where's your paddle? (Go look it up, Old Testament)

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I feel like I've seen snakes this big, but it could've just been Anaconda...

    Shortstuff
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Snort!

    Meami
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    How do these people get dressed in the morning? Do they even understand how to put on pants?

    Dd P
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    THE OLD TESTAMENT STATES IS THE BOOK OF JOB: "THE BOHEMETH GOETH BEFORE THE MAN". YES HEATHEN, DINOSAURS DID EXIST! YOU NEED TO READ THE BIBLE AND GET SAVED!

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Get your head out of your derriere, and read science literature, then try and make a fool out of yourself, which you already did.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Wow. Definite idiot alert going on here.

    Martin Johann Christian Lorentz
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Titanoboa lived Not during the time of the dinosaurs, but in the early Palaeogen, shortly after the dinosaurs.

    Wai Keet
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Seriously kids, stay in school and study hard.

    Zann
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    There are issues here..

    Albert Pike
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Okaay! Now, who's first?

    Lisa Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Those two comments are from idiots.

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🤦🏼‍♀️ i don't know where to start.

    Kelley Baltierra
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    So all the dino bones in museums are fake?!? 😱

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Is that the same idjit making both comments? Delayed reaction to dinosaurs? One must wonder.

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    2 for 1

    Shelley Dawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I find it so difficult to understand people who believe the bible is fact and not a guide. If they truly understood the bible and the power of God, they would realise that man realising great achievements is all due to the way God created them, and vice versa.

    tjames19701962
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    To the dude who said read the Bible. I have. I'm a follower of Christ. Read an artist the description of "behemoth" (from Genesis)... tou get a BRONTOSAURUS! Not a hippo, like people believe. Hippos DON'T have a tail as thick as a tree trunk...never have!!

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "No kangaroos in the bible. Makes you wonder what else Aussies are lying about" /S

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I just sighed really loudly.

    Lego Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Not only are both comments wrong, dinosaurs are thought to have gone extinct predominately 65 million years ago while the Titanboa is thought to have lived either from the very end of the mass extinction event or evolved a million or so years later so the original article title is a little off as well.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    i physically would not be able to control my inner troll had i seen this in real time.

    Daniel Gómez
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    They didn't live during the time of the dinosaurs either, but close enough... that's the least concerning piece of information, though.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Two birds, one stone.

    Stuart
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is why we can't have nice things.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    May I just say, that is one hell of a Danger Noodle.

    Stephen Lyford
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Snakes ARE reptiles though, or at least that's what the Internet tells me.

    heather morris
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Titanaboa lived after dinosaurs not with

    Chistopher whyte
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    two wrongs don't make a right🤣

    Okatango
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Here s the truly terrifying part: These people are allowed to vote and are now by law also forced to reproduce.

    Jon Stuart
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Just how bad is your school education in the USA???!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!??!??!?!?!

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    This person was probably home-schooled.

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    CK
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The Bible doesn't say anything about dinosaurs not existing.

    G A
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh dear, believer in the sky fairies no good at natural history either...

    I love the 80’s
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    My mantra as I read these is “Please don’t be American”.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    If dinosaurs had been real, the ark would have been bigger than 40 cubits. Case closed... for waaay too many people.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    there was no arc, and there is no god.

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    elmortero
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The bible? Is that the book where 2 daughter kept giving their father wine to get him drunk in order to "lie with him"? Yeah, I'm sure that happend. But if it did: good book on morals (and still, fantasy of some dirty minds that was written)

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    #7

    The Holy Trinity Of Trying To Teach Someone What Prefixes Are

    The Holy Trinity Of Trying To Teach Someone What Prefixes Are

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That person it definitely tripping.

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    #8

    Oh My Sweet Summer Child

    Oh My Sweet Summer Child

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Unfortunately christianity followed ancient Greece 😕

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    #9

    Oh God, This Thread Goes On For 600 More Replies

    Oh God, This Thread Goes On For 600 More Replies

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Water is an element...just ask Katara or any other water-bender! 🌊

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    #10

    "Yep!"

    "Yep!"

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Apparently some people have their brains detached all the time 🙄

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    #11

    Georgia

    Georgia

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That was a problem during the 2020 US elections if I remember. People claimed there was election fraud because of the number of votes from Georgia, the state was too high. People had Googled “the number of people in Georgia” and the country results showed. Where had the millions of extra votes come from?

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    #12

    Stay In School, Kids

    Stay In School, Kids

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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    #13

    An Argument Over What’s Part Of Africa And What’s Not

    An Argument Over What’s Part Of Africa And What’s Not

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    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Maps are like dinosaurs -- fake. Made-up nonsense made exclusively to teach our children lies. Oh, and gravity. Gravity is also fake.

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    #14

    Paycheck/Paycheque

    Paycheck/Paycheque

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Proof that the English language is actually three separate languages in a trench coat.

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    #15

    Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

    Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Beg all you want, opinions aren't facts.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Somebody Refuses To Learn Junior High School Astronomy

    Somebody Refuses To Learn Junior High School Astronomy

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It's actually about 5.1 million kilometers (about 3.2 million miles), a variation of 3.4 percent. So several inches.

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    #17

    Men Are Missing A Rib, Just Google It

    Men Are Missing A Rib, Just Google It

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    Therese Clarke
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My brother had a surgery one time that required the removal of part of a rib. when the doctor made his rounds the next day, my brother asked where his woman was.

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    #18

    I Don’t Think That’s How It Works

    I Don’t Think That’s How It Works

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Stephen Wright: "I was born C section, there is no difference except I am compelled to enter and leave my house through the window".

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    #19

    Physical Isn’t Actually Assault

    Physical Isn’t Actually Assault

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    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Why bring the Cena up in your sh*t argument? He's a good guy.

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    #20

    Good News! Woman Can't Die Anymore!

    Good News! Woman Can't Die Anymore!

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    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    100% this was written by a man. A sad, lonely man.

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    #21

    Today I Learned Oslo Is In Sweden

    Today I Learned Oslo Is In Sweden

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    Norwegian🇳🇴panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    😂😂

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    #22

    Someone Skipped Biology

    Someone Skipped Biology

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    T-Rex: "Hmmm, that Triceratops looks tasty, but I only eat fish and salads, so I'll just invite him over for tofu and a bowl of couscous. "

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    #23

    How Dare They Use French In France…

    How Dare They Use French In France…

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    The Camera Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Direct translation from French to English - Femmes qualification subdivision = women qualification subdivision. Yes, I speak both languages.

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    #24

    Finally Found One

    Finally Found One

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    jo <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    source: trust me bro ✅

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    #25

    Most Peaceful Man

    Most Peaceful Man

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Surely this is an indication of mental health issues?

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    #26

    Poor Sod Doesn’t Know What An Idiom Is

    Poor Sod Doesn’t Know What An Idiom Is

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Nice that idioms and idiots sometimes come together to celebrate their relationship.

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    #27

    A Silly Person Not Understanding Physics

    A Silly Person Not Understanding Physics

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    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Archimedes, please, say something

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    #28

    Guy Thinks That The Democratic And Republic Parties Haven’t Had Political Shifts In Over 150 Years

    Guy Thinks That The Democratic And Republic Parties Haven’t Had Political Shifts In Over 150 Years

    YEETAWAYLOL Report

    panther
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    At some point it just becomes willful ignorance.

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    #29

    That’s One Way To Approach The Topic I Guess…

    That’s One Way To Approach The Topic I Guess…

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    Invisible Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    i like this one better: In the beginning there was Chaos, a yawning nothingness. Out of the void emerged Gaia (the Earth) and other divine beings — Eros (love), the Abyss (part of the underworld), and the Erebus (the unknowable place where death dwells). Without male assistance, Gaia gave birth to Uranus (the Sky), who then fertilized her.

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    #30

    Bro Doubled Down And Had The Audacity To Tell Others To “Educate” Themselves

    Bro Doubled Down And Had The Audacity To Tell Others To “Educate” Themselves

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yeah but no. The UK is a sovereign nation made up of three countries and one province (Northern Ireland). Great Britain is a country made up of three countries (England, Scotland and Wales). This is why, in some sporting events we compete as 'Great Britain & Northern Ireland'. Northern Ireland is NOT a country in of itself. As a British person with Irish Citizenship (Republic of Ireland). I can confirm that this shìt gets veeeeery complicated if you look into it enough... Complicated enough that the OP was neither totally correct... Or totally incorrect.

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    #31

    50 Years Is A Long Time To Be So Wrong

    50 Years Is A Long Time To Be So Wrong

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm actually curious about what evil thing mated with a wolf that created the chihuahua

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    #32

    *you're

    *you're

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    That tiny x on the pop up add
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You are username is lying. Is that better moron?

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    #33

    “You’ve Gotten Off Lucky”. The Smugness Is K*lling Me

    “You’ve Gotten Off Lucky”. The Smugness Is K*lling Me

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    Owen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    'I can't find any proof so I must be being prevented' 🙄 I might have to stop reading this list, because it's p**s*ng me off.

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    #34

    I'm Embarrassed Grown Adults Can Be Brainwashed

    I'm Embarrassed Grown Adults Can Be Brainwashed

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    Srinivasan S
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Even with Trump out of power for the past 4 years America is slowly turning into the next Nazi Germany. Please listen to the rest of the world once and vote for Kamala Harris

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    #35

    Transphobe Embarrasses Themselves

    Transphobe Embarrasses Themselves

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yeah, only males have "Adams apples", otherwise they'd be called "Eves apples"....everyone knows that!!

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    #36

    Mmh-Hmm

    Mmh-Hmm

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    Kzincat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Since it’s a US review, they should be thinking MM/DD/YY, not DD/MM/YY. So, not expired.

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    #37

    Guy Thinks America Wasn't Founded In 1776 And You Can Only Be One Of Three Christian Denominations

    Guy Thinks America Wasn't Founded In 1776 And You Can Only Be One Of Three Christian Denominations

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    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The American education system in a nutshell

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    #38

    What Causes Strep Throat?

    What Causes Strep Throat?

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Well, viral strep is definitely not contagious... because it doesn't exist

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    #39

    This Sh*t

    This Sh*t

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    Valerie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My English teacher always said to remove the second noun, leaving just the first person noun, to see which is correct. So instead of my twin and me, take off my twin to get "me

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    #40

    “Barista” Confidently Incorrectly Thinks There’s No Difference Between A Latte And A Cappuccino

    “Barista” Confidently Incorrectly Thinks There’s No Difference Between A Latte And A Cappuccino

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    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The barista is wrong, for the record.

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    #41

    Native Americans Aren't Native?

    Native Americans Aren't Native?

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My response when someone says immigrants need to go back to their own country.."and what % indigenous American are you?" ..I am 0%" ..."then get the F^^^ OUT!"

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    #42

    You Are Parents Failed You?

    You Are Parents Failed You?

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    😂

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    #43

    Trying To Incorrectly Correct A Famous Author

    Trying To Incorrectly Correct A Famous Author

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    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I don't know what's going on in schools, and this includes the time when I went years ago, but a lot of people are terrible writers.

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    #44

    This Is So Embarrassing

    This Is So Embarrassing

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Ouch, this hurts . . . .

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    #45

    Fool Still Stubbornly Believes That Vaccines Cause Autism

    Fool Still Stubbornly Believes That Vaccines Cause Autism

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    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    As someone who is autistic and capable of basic logic pls vaccinate your kids. The only way vaccines cause autism is letting an autistic person survive long enough to reproduce an often genetic condition.

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    #46

    "6th Grade Problem In Europe"

    "6th Grade Problem In Europe"

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    Dadurker
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It's going to take 2 cuts. It takes 10 minutes per cut, while cutting at the same speed. It's 20 minutes.

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    #47

    2% Does Not Equal 1 In 50

    2% Does Not Equal 1 In 50

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    2% = 2 in 100; = 1 in 50; = 4 in 200; etc, etc.

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    #48

    Hmm

    Hmm

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    I still use the rhyme I learned when I was about 5. "Thirty days have September, April, June and November, all the rest have thirty-one, excepting February alone, which has twenty-eight days clear, and twenty-nine in each leap year." Is this used in all English-speaking countries?

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    #49

    Some People Are Just Allergic To Telling The Truth

    Some People Are Just Allergic To Telling The Truth

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    William Geonnotti
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    just covering up a s****y comment, don’t mind me🙂

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    #50

    Um Actually, You Might Want To Check Your Spelling

    Um Actually, You Might Want To Check Your Spelling

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    wait till he hears about rooves and hooves.

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    #51

    Mathematician Proves The Earth Is 8,000 Years Old

    Mathematician Proves The Earth Is 8,000 Years Old

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    Kzincat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    And it ends with “your” instead of “you’re.”

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    #52

    Each Country Has Its Own Sun

    Each Country Has Its Own Sun

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Each country has its own separate sun".... that's a new one

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    #53

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Am I nuts in thinking you can't work out whether A or B equals 1 or 2?

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    #54

    Chihuahua's K*ll More Infants Than Pitbulls

    Chihuahua's K*ll More Infants Than Pitbulls

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago

    Oh dear . . . .

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    #55

    When A Bot Corrects You But You Double Down On The Mistake

    When A Bot Corrects You But You Double Down On The Mistake

    Optimal_Cynicism Report

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hmm... No, not in the least. Maybe informal, but whatever!

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    #56

    Are Posts From This Sub Allowed Too?

    Are Posts From This Sub Allowed Too?

    RD____ Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    A substantial number of people in Scotland are working on a way to remove this confusion.

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    #57

    In Regards To Leaving Someone "On Read"

    In Regards To Leaving Someone "On Read"

    Youhadme_atwoof Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "on the status of unread" would solve this debate.

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    #58

    What Modern Human Doesn’t Know This? Uh…you, Friend

    What Modern Human Doesn’t Know This? Uh…you, Friend

    Tony_Three_Pies Report

    Doc “Dr Rotwang” Rotwang
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Missed where flight?

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    #59

    The Sacred Wedding Constipation

    The Sacred Wedding Constipation

    spectroscopicrays Report

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Talking out of one's a*s" makes full sensé.

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    #60

    “The American Is Normal”

    “The American Is Normal”

    Angelix Report

    panther
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's the first time anyone has said that the American is normal.

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    #61

    Idiot Thinks You Straighten Hair By Washing It

    Idiot Thinks You Straighten Hair By Washing It

    Memediator Report

    G A
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Racist gamer

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    #62

    Kids Are Dumb

    Kids Are Dumb

    TheLightners Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    But doesn't the prequel come out *after* the first game/movie?

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    #63

    Not How Percentages Or Averages Work

    Not How Percentages Or Averages Work

    sudosciguy Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    For those doing the math at home (and Bokunan bless you for that), the correct answer is that 39.5% of people appear to support topless bathing suits.

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    #64

    “African American Is Just The Eloquent Way Of Saying Black, You Smart A*s”

    “African American Is Just The Eloquent Way Of Saying Black, You Smart A*s”

    -TeddyDaniels Report

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I assume this is about a video game set in a fantasy or alien world if the character isn’t even human. It is odd that somebody thinks all black people are “African American” even if they don’t live in America, even if they’re a dark skinned alien or fantasy being.

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    #65

    Good At English

    Good At English

    lobotech99 Report

    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Just for the record, in this situation, "William and me" is correct. The trick to know is to remove the "William and" part. Thus, her statement was "It really has made a world of difference to me." Just a nice trick for any of you trying to work that out in the future.

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    #66

    Simple Math Oh God

    Simple Math Oh God

    dengoy-px Report

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    42 Now we just need to work out the question Arthur.

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    #67

    It's Just A Theory/S

    It's Just A Theory/S

    G3rmTheory Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Dear sir, please jump out of a 30 story window - with full confidence that the Theory of Gravity carries with it no facts."

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    #68

    Repost, Just With The Names Removed

    Repost, Just With The Names Removed

    serouj2000 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Isn't it 24?? 🤔

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    #69

    Correcting Someone’s Spelling

    Correcting Someone’s Spelling

    FearTheBeast Report

    FreeDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This could just be a case of misreading. "the game came out too early" instead of "to early access". Then again, I cannot trust someone who does not start a sentence with a capital and end it without a period.

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    #70

    "Britain Is Not Located On The Continent Of Europe"

    "Britain Is Not Located On The Continent Of Europe"

    OnlyIGetToFartInHere Report

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Britain is still part of Europe. We just left the European Union.

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    #71

    Them's Some Mighty Big Letters Considering You're Incorrect

    Them's Some Mighty Big Letters Considering You're Incorrect

    SaneYoungPoot2 Report

    Greg Baughman
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    But... Lincoln was shot in the head with a derringer....

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    #72

    Trying To Correct Someones Spelling Mistake

    Trying To Correct Someones Spelling Mistake

    ClassicMycologist935 Report

    Biytemii
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    They're....both wrong

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    #73

    “Y’all” Isn’t A Plural “You”

    “Y’all” Isn’t A Plural “You”

    daboys9252 Report

    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Y'all crazy.

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    #74

    Mike Graham Tries To Correct The Archbishop On The Name Of A Religious Holiday…

    Mike Graham Tries To Correct The Archbishop On The Name Of A Religious Holiday…

    AutonInvasion Report

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Mike Graham is an idiot. For anybody that doesn’t know he’s a UK journalist. He did an interview with an environmentalist a few years ago and confidently stated that you can “grow concrete.”

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    #75

    When You're Too Busy Inhaling "Crystals" That You Forgot The Existence Of Natural Crystals

    When You're Too Busy Inhaling "Crystals" That You Forgot The Existence Of Natural Crystals

    sarcastic23Pinoy Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Try salt crystals as well.

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    #76

    .999(Repeating) Does, In Fact, Equal 1

    .999(Repeating) Does, In Fact, Equal 1

    smkmn13 Report

    Biytemii
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    .9 repeating is not considered 1 correct? I'm asking a genuine question because I know 1 is def equal to 1 only but is .9 repeating in the math world just 1?

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    #77

    Basic Physics

    Basic Physics

    TheWouldBeMerchant Report

    G A
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Never seen the aftermath of a Palestinian wedding, clearly.

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    #78

    Um, What??

    Um, What??

    ifeellost_wav Report

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    And beer counts as cereals

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    #79

    A Reddit Attorney Explains Tort Law

    A Reddit Attorney Explains Tort Law

    Masta-Blasta Report

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yes, but a tart comes from batter-y. Boy, that was dumb. I need more coffee.

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    #80

    Alright Science, Time To Pack Up: Rando#55496 Got Us Again

    Alright Science, Time To Pack Up: Rando#55496 Got Us Again

    Apprehensive_Bug_826 Report

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Without gravity, there's no weight.

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    #81

    This One Hurt My Brain

    This One Hurt My Brain

    LyttleMysseWolfe Report

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If only lgbtq stood for something instead of being random letters chosen arbitrarily.

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    #82

    I Think This Belongs Here...

    I Think This Belongs Here...

    pizz_amozzarella Report

    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The original statement is wrong, though. The shape of certain skeletal features (especially the pelvis) is THE primary way archeologists determine the gender of ancient humans

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    #83

    You Can Use "Are" With Every Plural

    You Can Use "Are" With Every Plural

    Trappist-1ball Report

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Wow... Someone who can't write who thinks they can. Maybe you're getting bombed because you're wrong and your edit is even worse.

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    #84

    The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

    The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

    EvelKros Report

    Jacquie Carr
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Lol, jokes - the type of comment that makes you want to smash someone in the face with a brick

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    #85

    On A Post About Schools Bringing Back Their Old Names For Confederate Leaders

    On A Post About Schools Bringing Back Their Old Names For Confederate Leaders

    Mr_Jackcity Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Those Southerners who were "very poor and never owned slaves" never owned slaves precisely because they were too poor to purchase them. If they had the money, many of them would have bought slaves.

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    #86

    He’s Still Trying To Tell Me The Earth Is Stationary And The Sun Revolves Around Us…

    He’s Still Trying To Tell Me The Earth Is Stationary And The Sun Revolves Around Us…

    carterartist Report

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "...a matter of preference"? So I can choose the alignment of the sun relative to the balance of the solar system just because I PREFER IT? (facepalm)

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    #87

    This Guy Claims To Be An Anthropology Expert

    This Guy Claims To Be An Anthropology Expert

    deathtobourgeoisie Report

    Lisa Delgado
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Neither.........nor.

    #88

    Approximately 47 Mm LOL

    Approximately 47 Mm LOL

    Onefish257 Report

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Why did 14 people find this helpful? His ruler is clearly not measuring the left side.

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    #89

    When You're From The UK And Don't Even Know The Geographic Boundaries Of Your Own Country

    When You're From The UK And Don't Even Know The Geographic Boundaries Of Your Own Country

    scubasteve254 Report

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    A lot of people are very confused by this. It only takes a few seconds to Google Cillian Murphy to know he’s from Southern Ireland. He’s not British or from the UK. He’s Irish from the Republic of Ireland.

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    #90

    The "Useless Emergency Doors" On The Architecture Shaming Page

    The "Useless Emergency Doors" On The Architecture Shaming Page

    DependentDonut6816 Report

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I thought there was a glass wall on the left side of the picture. I guess it was the black line on the floor, and shiny floor with reflections, that confused me.

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    #91

    If Only We Discovered This Tecnology Earlier

    If Only We Discovered This Tecnology Earlier

    paulhack45 Report

    G A
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Clearly won't pasteurize as it's foreign sounding. Good old boiling is good enough for them...

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    #92

    I Don't Remember This From History Class

    I Don't Remember This From History Class

    amperstance Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So it was this breakup that Edward G. Robinson was talking about in "Little Caesar" - "Is this the end of Rico?"

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    #93

    How Big Was That Year?

    How Big Was That Year?

    PhantomBanker Report

    Alice Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    '23 and '00 is what they're thinking of. Edit for spelling error.

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    #94

    It's Spelled Frunk

    It's Spelled Frunk

    Indigo-au-naturale Report

    Professional Bastard
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    f*ucking ugly trunk. Frunk. Whats not to get?

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    #95

    Literally Could Of K*lled That Grammar-Bot

    Literally Could Of K*lled That Grammar-Bot

    namebrandcloth Report

    Only Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yes, "could of" has been used for a long time. By dumbos. Justifying the usage by stating that language changes doesn't validate it. Plus, they used "literally".

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    #96

    F In Math

    F In Math

    Sam_Tartner Report

    G A
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What?

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    #97

    When Transphobia Backfires: Jk Rowling Told This Trans Man He'd Never Be A Real Woman

    When Transphobia Backfires: Jk Rowling Told This Trans Man He'd Never Be A Real Woman

    Aneriox Report

    Ellinor
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    J.K Rowling wrote books, created something great and big, and is now actively trying to destroy her entire career and credibility. With success.

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    #98

    Communism Is When Capitalism

    Communism Is When Capitalism

    Cucker_-_Tarlson Report

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    In this day and age "communism" basically means "something I don't like."

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    #99

    Transphobes Don’t Even Know How Chromosomes Work

    Transphobes Don’t Even Know How Chromosomes Work

    jumbled_beans Report

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I wonder what they think of the guevedoces tribe.

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