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EmbersAreOut

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Last time i was super active here was 2+ years ago, and oh boy has so much changed 😭

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EmbersAreOut • upvoted 3 items 17 hours ago

“He Was Fired Immediately”: 29 Office Scandals That Shook Entire Workplaces

How about "putting the penne in the pasta"? I just made that up BTW.

Hey Pandas, AITA For Delaying The Truth About My Relationship Because I’m Afraid It Will Blow Up Our Friend Group?

I've done this, when I was younger and somewhat naive. It's one of the few things I really wish I hadn't done. It's no good to either of you. Once I started to see things clearly, I realised that it's always wrong to start a relationship with someone who's already in one, without exception. It hurts three people, at the very least. Finish with him now. If he decides to finish with her, put some breathing space between you and him, before taking up with him again, if you decide to do so. Look after yourself better in future.

“He Was Fired Immediately”: 29 Office Scandals That Shook Entire Workplaces

How about "putting the penne in the pasta"? I just made that up BTW.

Hey Pandas, AITA For Delaying The Truth About My Relationship Because I’m Afraid It Will Blow Up Our Friend Group?

You're a cheater and so is he. You both should be ashamed of yourselves. You KNOW he has a girlfriend and you're still seeing him? That's disgusting. AND you still want to have your cake and eat it too by still having the perfect friend group AND perfect situation at work? Abhorrent. Grow up. Tell Mark's girlfriend that you're The Other Woman and that he's been cheating on her with you. And "I love YOU and want to leave HER and be with YOU" is the oldest story in the book - if that were true, why HASN'T he broken up with her to be with you? Because he wants to have you BOTH whenever he feels like it. You're both cheaters, and cheating is never okay. It's always a shítty thing to do. There's never an "excuse" for it.

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EmbersAreOut • commented on a post 1 day ago

Internet Slams Woman’s Homeschooling, Saying It’s Exactly Why Kids Should Attend School

Hi Homeschooler here! I feel like i should say that not all of us are/were like this 😭 I attended normal school up until the point where the way they were teaching me was not helping me learn. I have ADHD (at the time undiagnosed) and I couldnt bring myself to focus/care about things that i already knew. When i started homeschooling, my grandma spent 6ish months prepping in advance (learning about curriculums, online school vs paper books, co-ops, etc) I actually had a learning experience tailored to me and my interests. Fast forward a few years to when i entered high school. I was supposed to attend a science magnate high school in my area, but they had a “lottery” system that suspiciously favored the wealthy students 😭. So, i ended up starting dual enrollment in 9th grade. I currently am a senior and ive got over 80 college credits, and am taking classes in two colleges. We can be successful if homeschooling is DONE RIGHT.

EmbersAreOut • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

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EmbersAreOut • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

If that's the case, you REALLY don't want to know what two girls did with one cup.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

Who is it?

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

If that's the case, you REALLY don't want to know what two girls did with one cup.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

Who is it?

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

Blame Woden. Or the Anglo Saxons, they're usually to blame.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

There may be snow on the roof but there's still a fire in the hearth

Internet Slams Woman’s Homeschooling, Saying It’s Exactly Why Kids Should Attend School

If you homeschool your kid(s) and you don't have an advanced degree in multiple subjects, you're just raising your kid(s) to be as ignorant as you are. The reason we created professional teachers and professionalized schools is because the amount of stuff you need to know to be a functional adult in society is more than two parents have time to teach you in a day, especially when they are also working and/or managing a household. You can use a preset curriculum, but if your education isn't top-notch, you won't be able to tell if it's any good. Then again, if you're the kind of person who states as though it's a fact that the world is "evil," you aren't actually interested in educating your kid(s), you just want to indoctrinate them into being good little obedient Christians. They'll get by in the world because there are an endless number of right-wing billionaire-funded wingnut welfare jobs out there for true believers with good credentials.

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EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

People Are Sharing The Dreams They Finally Achieved And Shared These 50 Pics To Celebrate

I just finished all my college applications! It took forever to finish all of the essays but im proud of myself for doing it :)

People Are Sharing The Dreams They Finally Achieved And Shared These 50 Pics To Celebrate

Same! I settled for designing them instead 😭 (currently studying to be an aerospace engineer)

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

39 Times Real Life Was Much Weirder Than Fiction, According To The People Who Lived It

The best response: clasp your hands in prayer, look up, say "Thank you for answering my prayer, Lord" and jump into bed.

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Poor child

39 Times Real Life Was Much Weirder Than Fiction, According To The People Who Lived It

The best response: clasp your hands in prayer, look up, say "Thank you for answering my prayer, Lord" and jump into bed.

“The Bullet I Dodged Was That Linda Was A Flake”: 44 Times People Got Truly Lucky

Poor child

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Appropriate

People Are Sharing The Dreams They Finally Achieved And Shared These 50 Pics To Celebrate

I wanted to be a fighter pilot SO bad when I was a kid, but I can't even stand the feeling of being on a roller coaster, so I would probably just pass out XD I'm still jealous of OP though!!

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EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

“The Brain Is A Fragile Thing”: 50 People Who Woke Up From A Coma Describe What It Was Actually Like

Lowkey i kind of want to do that 😭 That and tell my parents/emergency contact to play audiobooks for me if im ever in a coma 😭

Man Sees Red After Accidentally Reading The Texts His Mother Has Been Sending To His Girlfriend

Id tell him to buy a ring for her middle finger so the next time the MIL asks “where’s a ring” she can show her.

EmbersAreOut • upvoted an item 4 days ago

“The Brain Is A Fragile Thing”: 50 People Who Woke Up From A Coma Describe What It Was Actually Like

*furiously makes a playlist entitled "Play This on an Endless Loop if I'm in a Coma"*

EmbersAreOut • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

Scott Kelly wrote an amazing book about his year in space and the twin experiment called “Endurance: a Year in Space” One of my favorite books of all times.

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

58 Misogynists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

I wanna be like Satan's daughter!

50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

Mark Kelly is the senator and who Trump and Hegseth are trying to nab. Getting your facts wrong in a reply to a crazy Trump action doesn’t help our argument.

58 Misogynists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

I wanna be like Satan's daughter!

50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

Mark Kelly is the senator and who Trump and Hegseth are trying to nab. Getting your facts wrong in a reply to a crazy Trump action doesn’t help our argument.

50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

@ Nikole - Their other brother isn't famous, but I did manage to fin a photo of him. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/untitled-692a96e3019b2.jpg

50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

They were BOTH astronauts? I bet they get confused a lot. I mean me. Not them.

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EmbersAreOut • upvoted 11 items 6 days ago

22 Women Share Unhinged MIL Messages They Still Can’t Believe

How is this toxic?

22 Women Share Unhinged MIL Messages They Still Can’t Believe

FIL is keen to try out his new bread knife.

22 Women Share Unhinged MIL Messages They Still Can’t Believe

How is this toxic?

22 Women Share Unhinged MIL Messages They Still Can’t Believe

FIL is keen to try out his new bread knife.

Funny-November-Tweets-Online-2025

52 Times People Couldn’t Bear It Anymore, Packed Their Bags And Left Everything Behind

I know some people can change their life after coming out of jail, but don’t date losers who are in jail.

52 Times People Couldn’t Bear It Anymore, Packed Their Bags And Left Everything Behind

A portrait of an incredibly strong person.

"Her Face Ripped Off": 49 Most Bizarre Medical Cases Medical Workers Saw In The ER

Yeah, I am tapping out of this thread.

32 Fashion Icons Who Inspired The Biggest Trends Throughout The Ages

Gosh, she was just so pretty.

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EmbersAreOut • commented on a post 6 days ago

"Her Face Ripped Off": 49 Most Bizarre Medical Cases Medical Workers Saw In The ER

No same. I dont have a strong enough stomach for this 😭

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

32 Fashion Icons Who Inspired The Biggest Trends Throughout The Ages

You can wear great stuff if you never have to pay for any of it.

47 People Who Felt A Sensation Something Was Off And They Were Right

Idiot has brief moment of clarity and isn't an idiot for a second.

EmbersAreOut • submitted a new post 2 weeks ago

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Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If You Were The Only Person Who Knew The World Was Ending In 24 Hours? (Closed)

EmbersAreOut • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Who's Your Favorite Youtuber?

EmbersAreOut • submitted a list addition 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

EmbersAreOut • submitted 19 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Like The Most About Being You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing Your Autocorrect Has Done?

Hey Pandas, What Is A Catchphrase That You Use Often That You Learned From A Movie, Parent, Book, Etc?

Hey Pandas, What Places Have You Been To That No Longer Exist? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When Is The Scariest Timeline To Live?

Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing That You Want And Don't Want Really Badly?

Hey, Pandas! What Book Have You Read That You Would Recommend To Everyone?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Song Recommendations?

"Hey Pandas What's Your Biggest Fear?"

Hey Fellow Pandas, What Are Some Songs (Or Even Albums) That You Think Are Underated?

Hey Pandas! What Stuff Do You Collect?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Stuffed Animal?

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Random Fact

Hey Pandas, What Is Annoying About Your Best Friend? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Seen Any Cryptids Or Anything You Can't Explain? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your ‘Gay Awakening’? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Sports Team Are You A Fan Of?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Color And The Color That Represents You? (Closed)

EmbersAreOut • commented on a post 1 day ago

Internet Slams Woman’s Homeschooling, Saying It’s Exactly Why Kids Should Attend School

EmbersAreOut • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

CRYING THAT BROUGH BACK SOME TRAUMA 😭

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

Flick and you’ll see it unfold 😭

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

The guy who plays Hannibal Lector is the tv show hannibal

EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

People Are Sharing The Dreams They Finally Achieved And Shared These 50 Pics To Celebrate

I just finished all my college applications! It took forever to finish all of the essays but im proud of myself for doing it :)

People Are Sharing The Dreams They Finally Achieved And Shared These 50 Pics To Celebrate

Same! I settled for designing them instead 😭 (currently studying to be an aerospace engineer)

EmbersAreOut • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

“The Brain Is A Fragile Thing”: 50 People Who Woke Up From A Coma Describe What It Was Actually Like

Lowkey i kind of want to do that 😭 That and tell my parents/emergency contact to play audiobooks for me if im ever in a coma 😭

Man Sees Red After Accidentally Reading The Texts His Mother Has Been Sending To His Girlfriend

Id tell him to buy a ring for her middle finger so the next time the MIL asks “where’s a ring” she can show her.

EmbersAreOut • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

Scott Kelly wrote an amazing book about his year in space and the twin experiment called “Endurance: a Year in Space” One of my favorite books of all times.

EmbersAreOut • commented on a post 6 days ago

"Her Face Ripped Off": 49 Most Bizarre Medical Cases Medical Workers Saw In The ER

No same. I dont have a strong enough stomach for this 😭

EmbersAreOut • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

“Google Immediately Fired All 28 Employees”: 40 Stories And Pics That Prove That Our World Is Strange

No exactly. I do pointe, and once my friends complained about their high heels hurting. I was CACKLING.

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

FaSHioN

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

I used to do this as well! My parents called me their “little alien” 😭

Someone Asked Parents What Made Them See Their Kids Inherited Their Quirks, And They Got 43 Replies

Im the same way with my cousin! Not to that extent, but we have always had very similar interests. Even now, we are both studying the same thing in college, and are both hoping for the same, somewhat niche future career.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

I volunteer with young children almost every day. Ive heard that silly phrase so many times i feel that my ears will bleed if i have to suffer through one more person saying it.

“What Is The Wildest Thing Someone Has Said To You While You Were Going Through A Hard Time?” (40 Answers)

That’s a butchered Oscar Wilde quote. The original is “ We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” and it is about how everyone has their issues, but some people still choose to hope for something better. I hate when people mess with classics and completely change the meaning of things.

Parents Share The Moments They Realized Their Kids Might Be Horrible People (35 Posts)

I saw the “6-7” and physically recoiled.

50 Memes About Beauty And Fashion To Get You Ready In The Morning

Hey kinda looks like my hair 😭 Just a lot better taken care of 😭😭

36 Of The Most Foul Things People Were Forced To Eat As Guests In Someone’s Home

This is such a comfort food for me. It’s like cereal but instead of cereal you use pasta. It’s also best if you add a little sugar or honey to the milk.

EmbersAreOut • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

47 Loopholes That Were So Good People Just Needed To Exploit Them Until They Were Found Out

Yeah like the corporations are oh so poor. Boo hoo the CEO’s paycheck would be a couple dollars less, how will they survive.

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 4 items 3 hours ago

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“He Was Fired Immediately”: 29 Office Scandals That Shook Entire Workplaces

How about "putting the penne in the pasta"? I just made that up BTW.

Hey Pandas, AITA For Delaying The Truth About My Relationship Because I’m Afraid It Will Blow Up Our Friend Group?

EmbersAreOut • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Internet Slams Woman’s Homeschooling, Saying It’s Exactly Why Kids Should Attend School

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 9 items 2 days ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

If that's the case, you REALLY don't want to know what two girls did with one cup.

Funny-November-Tweets-Online-2025

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

Who is it?

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

There may be snow on the roof but there's still a fire in the hearth

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets Amateur Comedians Graced Us With This November

Blame Woden. Or the Anglo Saxons, they're usually to blame.

Funny-November-Tweets-Online-2025

EmbersAreOut • upvoted 6 items 3 days ago

39 Times Real Life Was Much Weirder Than Fiction, According To The People Who Lived It

The best response: clasp your hands in prayer, look up, say "Thank you for answering my prayer, Lord" and jump into bed.

People Are Sharing The Dreams They Finally Achieved And Shared These 50 Pics To Celebrate

I wanted to be a fighter pilot SO bad when I was a kid, but I can't even stand the feeling of being on a roller coaster, so I would probably just pass out XD I'm still jealous of OP though!!

58 Misogynists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

Is it just me or does Saved, Sanctified and Filled sound like a niche "corn" title with at least one pretend Catholic priest in it? I am in baggy sweat pants right now so I am unsure where on the scale above I am at... 🤣

58 Misogynists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

I wanna be like Satan's daughter!

58 Misogynists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

*raises hand in lesbian* I do

58 Misogynists Tried To Explain Women But Ended Up Embarrassing Themselves (New Pics)

I do. One girl I know is a hardcore punk/goth with ~30 piercings on her face and even though it's not my preference, she's BEAUTIFUL.

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