41 Hilarious Bumble Screenshots That Accurately Sum Up Dating These Days (New Pics)
Technology promised to solve our problems, but it seems to make a lot of them worse. Take dating. How cool it was that we could "meet" and flirt with five, twelve, thirty-seven, even a hundred people on the internet without having to step our foot outside, we thought—for maybe an evening or two. But ask anyone who is actively swiping, and they'll tell you it's not that simple. The subreddit r/Bumble is dedicated to one of these apps, and it's full of screenshots its users took of all the bizarre bios and painfully dry conversations they go through on a regular basis. These pictures reveal what online dating really looks like behind the filters.
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This Is Probably Why I’m Single
She Unmatched Me Right After. Sucks Cause She Was Hot :/
As funny as they might seem to others, disappointing interactions can take their toll. A survey of 1,000 American dating app users found that 78% of them feel fatigued with the dating app world sometimes, often or always.
Interestingly, women feel more burnt out than men, with 80% reporting at least some level of burnout, compared to 74% of males.
Younger generations are also feeling the burn the most, as Gen Z respondents were the most likely to “always” feel some level of dating app exhaustion.
I Will Have Satisfaction
What the d**n is happening in these comments? That's a pretty funny joke.
He Unmatched Me
Dear Men…
According to the survey's results, one in five (21%) dating app users lie about their age, with men (23%) being slightly more likely to tweak their numbers than women (19%).
Other reported fibs involve income (14%), as well as hobbies and interests (14%). Adding to that dishonesty, 13% admitted to lying about their employment, dating history, and even their current relationship status.
Just 12% overall claim they lie about their height, with 15% of males and 11% of females admitting to the crime and contradicting a common stereotype that it's just the men who falsify this information.
What An Opener LOL
Made Me LOL, He’s Honest
One Of The Funniest Bio LOL
Seducing Guys On Bumble With My Bad Drawings
When it comes to screen time, Millennials lead the generations, spending 56 minutes per day on dating apps, with the average Baby Boomer clocking in 37 minutes.
We see a lot of examples of what not to do but according to the study, leading with a compliment may be the way to start a conversation, as suggested by 27% of the respondents.
A very similar share, twenty six percent, prefer another route, claiming they tailor their first communication based on another user’s profile.
One in five (19%) said they recycle a rotation of conversation starters used with all sorts of people.
I Wish More People Did This In Their Profiles
I (24f) Am Open To Dating Older Guys So I Matched With This Guy (48m) And He Sent Me This… At Least He’s Honest??
I Blocked And Unmatched So Quick LOL
So Apparently I Attract A Very Specific Subset Of Men
The first 3 guys literally came up on my "Must See Profiles" on my Liked You page at the same time, the 4th guy came in a few days later lol
This one is easy!- Just choose the dog that looks cutest to you and date their owner
That’s not easy! All the doggies are so cute I couldn’t decide!
Load More Replies...If I had to go back into the dating scene (and thank goodness I don't!) I would definitely include at least one of my pups in the picture...
I'm told, that men posting dating pics that include their canine companion are more likely to match than not.
I'd go for number 4. The way the dog is cuddling in to him makes him seem safe.
Load More Replies...Top one, hims got a pibble ❤️actually can I just take all the furbabies n not bother with the owners plz , ❤️
And companies are aware of these problems. Match Group, the company with the world’s largest portfolio of dating platforms, including Tinder and Hinge, has announced it is increasing its investment in artificial intelligence.
AI bots are supposed to help users determine which of their photographs will be the most popular, write messages to people, and provide “effective coaching.”
But who’s to say those “struggling” users who may be lacking in social skills, and begin to rely on AI assistants to craft conversations for them, won't have difficulty once they arrive on real-life dates?
I Believe In Radical Honesty
His Bio vs. His Message
How Do I Reply
Adding that koalas have similar fingerprints to humans, so much so that they've caused confusion for crime scene investigators
Moved To A New City And Redownloaded Tinder. This Is The First Girl I Matched With
Almost gives the same vibes as those "nice guys" doing the "gentleman" act
Dr. Luke Brunning, Associate Professor in Applied Ethics at the University of Leeds, has coordinated an open letter calling for regulatory protections against AI on dating apps.
He believes that trying to solve the social problems caused by technology with even more unregulated technology will make things worse, and that automated profile-enhancing also entrenches a dating app culture where people feel they must constantly outperform others to win.
Can Someone Explain?
MTB is standard acronym for mountain biking. HTN is hypertension. Not sure how they relate though in this context.
This Conversation I Had Was Wild
Guy I Matched With Last Week And Was Planning To Go Out With Soon, Did This
For My Fellow Single It Nerds
“Many of these companies have correctly identified these social problems,” Brunning said. “But they’re reaching for technology as a way of solving them, rather than trying to do things that really de-escalate the competitiveness, [like] make it more easy for people to be vulnerable, more easy for people to be imperfect, more accepting of each other as ordinary people that aren’t all over 6ft [tall] with a fantastic, interesting career, well written bio, and constant sense of witty banter. Most of us just aren’t like that all the time.”
Date Got Canceled Because Knicks Were Playing…
I mean at least he is honest and not coming up with a b******t excuse. I would not mind this and just reschedule, things like this happen
We Went On One Date…
Insane Reply
I'm Tired, Boss
What Are These Men On About
I Got Unmatched For This, Thought I Was Cooking 😭
My Friend Showed Me His Hinge How Do Some Guys Have It This Easy
A Man Sent Me A Screen Shot Of His Bank Statement
And? That can be easily faked and if not, he's an idiot, don't go there!
What Are These Girls Looking For Now In This Era LOL
An 8.5 would not be interested in someone who would say "a 8.5".
First Match On Bumble. This Is Awesome
Not The Cancellation Text I’m Used To
This Is Such A Turn Off LOL
Dating In 2025 Be Like
I say this in the nicest way. If you can't do grammar, I'm not interested.
I'm Sorry, What Now???
Absolutely Unhinged - Date Cancelled Because I Didn't Send A Good Morning Text?
C'mon Ladies
I Had An Amazing Conversation Yesterday
I’ve Never Seen A Dating Manifesto Before
I Was Told To Post Here For A Profile Review. Don’t Know What To Expect, But Here It Goes
What am I missing? Or are we just bullying a man for dressing however he wants and being open in his bio?
Update: Omg, I'm Freaking Out!
For all the people acting like dating apps are the issue, that is conformation bias. Theres plenty of good dating app experiences, they're obviously not showing the good or boring ones. Thats like showing all the not nice comments on bored panda and saying everyone on this app is crazy! Most people here are lovely
I met my wife on a dating website. We've been together move than 26 years now. We both liked to play computer games rather than go out, so that's how we met. These post-covid WFH days make it far less likely to meet the right person in person.
Load More Replies...Kinda judgy coming from a person who dated someone who liked to keep his dating profile open and active 'for laughs'.
Load More Replies...There you go, overgeneralizing again. Someone curated 41 instances of unhinged dating app messages and your conclusion is to avoid the hundreds of millions of people who use these apps? I feel sorry for you.
Load More Replies...For all the people acting like dating apps are the issue, that is conformation bias. Theres plenty of good dating app experiences, they're obviously not showing the good or boring ones. Thats like showing all the not nice comments on bored panda and saying everyone on this app is crazy! Most people here are lovely
I met my wife on a dating website. We've been together move than 26 years now. We both liked to play computer games rather than go out, so that's how we met. These post-covid WFH days make it far less likely to meet the right person in person.
Load More Replies...Kinda judgy coming from a person who dated someone who liked to keep his dating profile open and active 'for laughs'.
Load More Replies...There you go, overgeneralizing again. Someone curated 41 instances of unhinged dating app messages and your conclusion is to avoid the hundreds of millions of people who use these apps? I feel sorry for you.
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