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Premislaus de Colo • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

Every ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Winner From the Past 25 Years, Who Deserved It And Who Didn’t

I think this is the most infamous, tacky, and unnecessary post ever published here. The only thing that would save it is if there were a photo of my cat. Considering the quality of the post... Could I make a post with photos of my b*m? Hahaha. Seriously. Is there any way to ensure that this ‘author’ never posts anything here again?

40 Things Pilots, Flight Attendants And Airport Workers Know About Air Travel That Passengers Don’t

Slightly off topic: back in 2005, a baggage handler in Australia was sacked after removing a camel suit from a passenger's bag & wearing it on the tarmac at Sydney airport. The passenger was waiting to board his flight when he saw a baggage handler wearing the camel head. In addition, the incident was caught on CCTV https://www.smh.com.au/national/costume-drama-ends-with-sacking-20050409-gdl3ie.html

Every ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Winner From the Past 25 Years, Who Deserved It And Who Didn’t

40 Things Pilots, Flight Attendants And Airport Workers Know About Air Travel That Passengers Don’t

There is no 1st class line at security. There is precheck and other pre-cleared, paid for access to shorter lines that the TSA definitely monitors.

Billie Eilish

Baltic Sea Anomaly

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Premislaus de Colo • commented on a post 1 month ago

50 Interesting Photos Of The Unexpected Things People Have Discovered In Old Houses

Cats being ar*seholes since forever <3

Premislaus de Colo • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

"The Worst Place To Be A Vegan": 50 Hilarious Eastern European Memes That Speak Straight To The Soul

TIL Balkans are Eastern Europe

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

please tell me you're sarcastic...

"The Worst Place To Be A Vegan": 50 Hilarious Eastern European Memes That Speak Straight To The Soul

TIL Balkans are Eastern Europe

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

please tell me you're sarcastic...

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

Oscar, Golden Globe, BAFTA for a start

50 Times Customers Tried To Sabotage Businesses With Their Bad Reviews But Got Brutally Shut Down

I don't need champagne and cold cut selection. Well, I don't even want your water. Just enough room to sit and not blasting your commercials every 5 minutes would be ok

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

Te person is right, Texas has miles, Europe has kilometres ;)

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Premislaus de Colo • upvoted 28 items 2 months ago

"The Worst Place To Be A Vegan": 50 Hilarious Eastern European Memes That Speak Straight To The Soul

40 Times People Had To Hold Their Laugh Because They Realized The Person Wasn’t Joking

... I wish they offered me goats when I purchased my house...

40 Times People Had To Hold Their Laugh Because They Realized The Person Wasn’t Joking

Hmm. I don’t think I’d assume this was a joke. I don’t know many people who would joke about attending a parent’s funeral.

40 Times People Had To Hold Their Laugh Because They Realized The Person Wasn’t Joking

Wouldn't be a funny joke either way

“I’m Forever Traumatized”: 45 Times Phones Helped Uncover Hidden Truths

Hope for what? That he was a super hero? Why wouldn't you be sad that he knew you'd judge him so badly for kinks that he hid them? This reaction only shows why he couldn't tell you.

“It Lowered IQs Worldwide”: 30 Historical Events That Left Everlasting Scars On Society

This is an absolute overexaggeration. Yes, it was a proving ground for some alt-right radicalization tactics and gave visibility to some despicable as*holes that later joined the Trump bandwagon, but its effect was more on coordinating and consolidating existing alt-right platforms more than creating new ones or going mainstream.

“It Lowered IQs Worldwide”: 30 Historical Events That Left Everlasting Scars On Society

Nuclear energy is STILL the safest of all forms of electricity generation by far. Look up deaths per GWh.

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

What's missing here is this: rust fungus decimated coffee bushes in Ceylon/Sri Lanka in the late 19th century, so coffee farmers switched to growing tea instead.

“It Lowered IQs Worldwide”: 30 Historical Events That Left Everlasting Scars On Society

Those two things were 400+ years apart.TBH I can't take anyone who uses "Dark Ages" seriously,.

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

He was reportedly an absolute @sshole.

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

Until they bite you.

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

The updated version is: "The 483 words you cant type on BP"

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

Hamlet mistakenly took it thinking it was Yorick’s. I’ll exit stage left after that attempt at humour.

50 Enraging Photos That Show What Awful Roommates People Have To Deal With

Did he buy it? If so, it was his to take.

50 Enraging Photos That Show What Awful Roommates People Have To Deal With

How.. how do you "forget" to flush the toilet?! Like... you JUST finished using it for whatever function you used it for; how do you "forget" to just flush it as soon as you stand up/shake yourself off?! As an aside, I do approve of memes in the bathroom, though XD I have this one (attached image) printed out and framed on the wall of one of the bathrooms here, where you can only see it once you sit down on the toilet XD

50 Enraging Photos That Show What Awful Roommates People Have To Deal With

So much plastic.

"Time For The Evil Mouse Empire To Fall": Disney Boycott Grows Strong As Celebs Make Viral Posts

They just reported that they're bringing Jimmie back, they utterly folded. So yes, boycotting Disney is what we'll do. Liberals are the bane of logic and common sense.

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

Dirds

50 Times Customers Tried To Sabotage Businesses With Their Bad Reviews But Got Brutally Shut Down

Perfect. Hats off to the owner.

50 Times Customers Tried To Sabotage Businesses With Their Bad Reviews But Got Brutally Shut Down

This doesn't make the owner look good at all.

50 Times Customers Tried To Sabotage Businesses With Their Bad Reviews But Got Brutally Shut Down

Don't curse a cat with this person. A cat deserves better.

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Premislaus de Colo • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Useless And Weirdest Thing You Bought During The Lockdown Shopping Spree? (Closed)

Premislaus de Colo • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Useless And Weirdest Thing You Bought During The Lockdown Shopping Spree? (Closed)

Premislaus de Colo • commented on a post 1 month ago

50 Interesting Photos Of The Unexpected Things People Have Discovered In Old Houses

Cats being ar*seholes since forever <3

Premislaus de Colo • commented on 18 posts 2 months ago

"The Worst Place To Be A Vegan": 50 Hilarious Eastern European Memes That Speak Straight To The Soul

TIL Balkans are Eastern Europe

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

please tell me you're sarcastic...

46 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That May Come In Clutch When Conversation Runs Dry (New Facts)

Oscar, Golden Globe, BAFTA for a start

50 Times Customers Tried To Sabotage Businesses With Their Bad Reviews But Got Brutally Shut Down

I don't need champagne and cold cut selection. Well, I don't even want your water. Just enough room to sit and not blasting your commercials every 5 minutes would be ok

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

Te person is right, Texas has miles, Europe has kilometres ;)

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

OK, so flamingos are birds or ducks?

43 Times Car Mechanics Had To Take Pics Of What They Were Seeing To Make Others Believe Them (New Pics)

Or he was at a mechanic who was Mexican and at one who was Chinese and neither could fix the problem

43 Times Car Mechanics Had To Take Pics Of What They Were Seeing To Make Others Believe Them (New Pics)

Ford Super Duty?

“Darn…Respectfully, Of Course”: 50 Jaw-Dropping Husband Glow-Ups

The kid looks like young John Goodman

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

Darth Chonk

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

it might be a gardening fail, not a product one

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

beautiful moray

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

nailed it 101%

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

I love how it's so miserable, yet so effort was made into the face and hair in comparison

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

Mum should open the salon

The Ultimate Word Challenge: Type All 29 Four-Letter Missing Words Perfectly

I failed with physical money being cash, after I tried "coin" and "bill"

From ‘A’ To ‘Z’: Pass This History Test With A Perfect 26/26

No 17 is not wrong but very inaccurate. The Great Wall was started by Qin Dynasty, but what we know now as Great Wall of China is the work of Ming Dynasty

“He Wasn't Even Ashamed”: 46 Ridiculous Tourist Moments Tour Guides Can’t Forget

This is so insensitive and morally wrong... Why would anyone want a souvenir coming from a victim of such atrocious crime...

Premislaus de Colo • commented on a post 3 months ago

Family Vacation Ends On A Sour Note After Mom Gets Humbled For Her Parenting Style

She probably meant xenophobic

Premislaus de Colo • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

50 Times People Won The Internet With Their Hilarious Reviews

I watched someone down this, and mentioned I didn't think it was a good idea to put an uncracked egg in a modern microwave. He was 80+ and it was his new microwave so he thought it would be an experiment. It only took about 30 seconds before I heard the pop from the kitchen. I guess he discovered the outcome of the experiment as he cleaned it out.