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I was driving in Yellowstone park many years ago. There was stopped traffic and a bit of snow on the ground. There were many beautiful bison meandering around the stopped traffic.
A man got out of his red pickup truck laughing, he made a snowball and hit a huge bison square on the forehead. Still laughing the man jumped back in his truck, and shut the door. The traffic was not moving at all. The bison stared at the closed door of the red truck for about a minute, and then he slowly walked over to the drivers side door. He then slowly head butted the door with his enormous horns, causing severe damage to the truck. You could hear the man screaming profanities through his closed window of the now misshapen truck.

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My first wife of 20 years left me when I had a health issue. She said she wanted her freedom to live her life. I suppose she didn’t want to be stuck with me if she had to take care of me. I recovered. She quickly married a bar hookup who refused to work and for the next 30 years had to support them both. I don’t think he was the type to clean house or cook either. Our kids remained with me and have never been all that close to their mother after she left so she lost out on a husband who loved her and always provided for her so she didn’t even need to work unless she wanted to. She lost out on a close relationship to her kids and grandkids. Today at 71 she’s widowed and still having to work to support herself. My second wife and I both retired 14 years ago and enjoy every moment together and I see my kids and grandkids most weekends.
Most-Satisfying-Instant-Karma-Stories
I was driving in Yellowstone park many years ago. There was stopped traffic and a bit of snow on the ground. There were many beautiful bison meandering around the stopped traffic.
A man got out of his red pickup truck laughing, he made a snowball and hit a huge bison square on the forehead. Still laughing the man jumped back in his truck, and shut the door. The traffic was not moving at all. The bison stared at the closed door of the red truck for about a minute, and then he slowly walked over to the drivers side door. He then slowly head butted the door with his enormous horns, causing severe damage to the truck. You could hear the man screaming profanities through his closed window of the now misshapen truck.

Reddit Post
My first wife of 20 years left me when I had a health issue. She said she wanted her freedom to live her life. I suppose she didn’t want to be stuck with me if she had to take care of me. I recovered. She quickly married a bar hookup who refused to work and for the next 30 years had to support them both. I don’t think he was the type to clean house or cook either. Our kids remained with me and have never been all that close to their mother after she left so she lost out on a husband who loved her and always provided for her so she didn’t even need to work unless she wanted to. She lost out on a close relationship to her kids and grandkids. Today at 71 she’s widowed and still having to work to support herself. My second wife and I both retired 14 years ago and enjoy every moment together and I see my kids and grandkids most weekends.
belzbieta reply
A woman was cutting in and out and honking at people in nearly gridlocked traffic. Driving super dangerously. Cut across three lanes of traffic at once into the lane next to me, ended up slightly bumping the car in front of her- a parked cop car which had stopped to deal with an accident. Watching that irritated cop walk towards her car and the look on her face when she realized how bad she messed up was great.
Oh, and traffic cleared up immediately afterwards so it was even more satisfying.

EnoughYogurtcloset35 reply
My ex H had a 1.5 year affair with a married woman he worked with. They were IN LOVE. It was worth throwing away our 14 year marriage, splitting custody of our 2 little kids, selling our house, etc.
His AP was [sleeping with] multiple other coworkers.
I got to tell him that.

Dejavegas reply
Me and my ex husband don't come from much money. Everything we earned in life we had to fight tooth and nail. He ended up getting a really nice car, and suddenly turned into an ego maniac (for once, not being the broke loser). He ended up becoming a serial cheater and I was none the wiser. At the time, I was submitting resumes for him for the major transit company in our city, with resumes I drafted for him because his old resume looked like it was written by a child.
Anyways, I end up finding out about the cheating and dump him around my birthday weekend. Pretty sure he was out [cheating] but he got busted driving drunk on his way back. Went to jail, plead guilty to a DUI, lost his license, lost his car (it was leased and he could no longer afford it). Best of all, the transit company reached out to him two days later. That's a bust.
Last I heard, he's living with his mom and getting around town on a skateboard.
Meanwhile, I've moved on, with a high paying job, studying for a career that we had both planned on doing together and in a way better car than the one he had.
I'm fighting the urge to wave hi to him on his skateboard on his route home.

Poland
Strawberry pasta. Basically just pasta with strawberry sauce on top. My favourite is with frozen strawberries; you just blend them with sour cream, add some sugar, and pour that on the pasta. It's yummy, especially when it's a hot summer day and the pasta is warm but the sauce is cold.

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My first wife of 20 years left me when I had a health issue. She said she wanted her freedom to live her life. I suppose she didn’t want to be stuck with me if she had to take care of me. I recovered. She quickly married a bar hookup who refused to work and for the next 30 years had to support them both. I don’t think he was the type to clean house or cook either. Our kids remained with me and have never been all that close to their mother after she left so she lost out on a husband who loved her and always provided for her so she didn’t even need to work unless she wanted to. She lost out on a close relationship to her kids and grandkids. Today at 71 she’s widowed and still having to work to support herself. My second wife and I both retired 14 years ago and enjoy every moment together and I see my kids and grandkids most weekends.
belzbieta reply
A woman was cutting in and out and honking at people in nearly gridlocked traffic. Driving super dangerously. Cut across three lanes of traffic at once into the lane next to me, ended up slightly bumping the car in front of her- a parked cop car which had stopped to deal with an accident. Watching that irritated cop walk towards her car and the look on her face when she realized how bad she messed up was great.
Oh, and traffic cleared up immediately afterwards so it was even more satisfying.

Dejavegas reply
Me and my ex husband don't come from much money. Everything we earned in life we had to fight tooth and nail. He ended up getting a really nice car, and suddenly turned into an ego maniac (for once, not being the broke loser). He ended up becoming a serial cheater and I was none the wiser. At the time, I was submitting resumes for him for the major transit company in our city, with resumes I drafted for him because his old resume looked like it was written by a child.
Anyways, I end up finding out about the cheating and dump him around my birthday weekend. Pretty sure he was out [cheating] but he got busted driving drunk on his way back. Went to jail, plead guilty to a DUI, lost his license, lost his car (it was leased and he could no longer afford it). Best of all, the transit company reached out to him two days later. That's a bust.
Last I heard, he's living with his mom and getting around town on a skateboard.
Meanwhile, I've moved on, with a high paying job, studying for a career that we had both planned on doing together and in a way better car than the one he had.
I'm fighting the urge to wave hi to him on his skateboard on his route home.

Most-Satisfying-Instant-Karma-Stories
I was driving in Yellowstone park many years ago. There was stopped traffic and a bit of snow on the ground. There were many beautiful bison meandering around the stopped traffic.
A man got out of his red pickup truck laughing, he made a snowball and hit a huge bison square on the forehead. Still laughing the man jumped back in his truck, and shut the door. The traffic was not moving at all. The bison stared at the closed door of the red truck for about a minute, and then he slowly walked over to the drivers side door. He then slowly head butted the door with his enormous horns, causing severe damage to the truck. You could hear the man screaming profanities through his closed window of the now misshapen truck.

EnoughYogurtcloset35 reply
My ex H had a 1.5 year affair with a married woman he worked with. They were IN LOVE. It was worth throwing away our 14 year marriage, splitting custody of our 2 little kids, selling our house, etc.
His AP was [sleeping with] multiple other coworkers.
I got to tell him that.