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RavenZero (they/them)
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RavenZero (they/them) • upvoted 7 items 2 years ago

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I used to work at McDonald's drive-thru. 5 days a week, 8hrs a day; so I had been hard-wired to say, "Welcome to McDonald's. How can I help you today?" Every single time I heard the headset beep. Straight-up Pavlovian. One day there was a particularly wily fly that was always just a second ahead of me. I became very focused on killing this fly. I don't know how many times I said it before a coworker finally stopped laughing long enough to tell me, but it turns out I'd been saying "Welcome to McDonald's. How can I kill you today?" To every car in the drive-thru. Not one customer even paused or acknowledged the fact that Ronald McDonald threatened them with murder. They just wanted their goddamn nuggets.
katieisalady reply
I used to work at McDonald's drive-thru. 5 days a week, 8hrs a day; so I had been hard-wired to say, "Welcome to McDonald's. How can I help you today?" Every single time I heard the headset beep. Straight-up Pavlovian. One day there was a particularly wily fly that was always just a second ahead of me. I became very focused on killing this fly. I don't know how many times I said it before a coworker finally stopped laughing long enough to tell me, but it turns out I'd been saying "Welcome to McDonald's. How can I kill you today?" To every car in the drive-thru. Not one customer even paused or acknowledged the fact that Ronald McDonald threatened them with murder. They just wanted their goddamn nuggets.
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Always baffles me just how much they share with their friends lol especially around sex. As someone who’s worked with a lot of women there’s a few times they had me straight blushing, and I’m far from a prude lol. They think guys always talk about sex but usually ours is limited to “yeah we hooked up, yeah it was good”Show All 7 Upvotes
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RavenZero (they/them) • upvoted 29 items 3 years ago

Artist Illustrates The Pressures She And Other Women Face From Society In 25 New Honest Comics ( New Comics)

This Is Nina! I Drew Them Today! Im Super Happy With How They Turned Out (Btw They Are A Fictional Character) 💛🤍💜🖤

I Recently Drew A Portait Of My (Now Late) Grand-Aunt Before She Passed Last Week. This Is The First Digital Portrait I’ve Made, And While There Are Problems With It, I’m Happy With How It Came Out

I'm Not A Home So I Don't Have My Sketchbook But If Drawing Frames Count Here Is An Animation I Made :3
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katieisalady reply
I used to work at McDonald's drive-thru. 5 days a week, 8hrs a day; so I had been hard-wired to say, "Welcome to McDonald's. How can I help you today?" Every single time I heard the headset beep. Straight-up Pavlovian. One day there was a particularly wily fly that was always just a second ahead of me. I became very focused on killing this fly. I don't know how many times I said it before a coworker finally stopped laughing long enough to tell me, but it turns out I'd been saying "Welcome to McDonald's. How can I kill you today?" To every car in the drive-thru. Not one customer even paused or acknowledged the fact that Ronald McDonald threatened them with murder. They just wanted their goddamn nuggets.
Moist_Veterinarian69 reply
Always baffles me just how much they share with their friends lol especially around sex. As someone who’s worked with a lot of women there’s a few times they had me straight blushing, and I’m far from a prude lol. They think guys always talk about sex but usually ours is limited to “yeah we hooked up, yeah it was good”
RavenZero (they/them) • upvoted 11 items 3 years ago

Artist Illustrates The Pressures She And Other Women Face From Society In 25 New Honest Comics ( New Comics)
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