Every town and city has signs, but sometimes you come across one that makes no sense. However, it's funny to read them, so I asked our community to share the most absurd sign they've seen in their hometown, and, surprisingly or not, they had a lot of examples to share!

Here are all the silly signs spotted by our Pandas. I hope it will brighten up your day a bit! Enjoy!

#1

On A Road In Alaska, One Of The Reasons I Never Went Back

On A Road In Alaska, One Of The Reasons I Never Went Back

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snarkiest hot head
Community Member
3 months ago

plot twist: a mosquito put up that sign to scare people away

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#2

Need A Job?

Need A Job?

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William Stevenson
Community Member
4 months ago

Signs signs...everywhere are signs

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#3

At A Zoo

At A Zoo

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Shyla Clay
Community Member
4 months ago

I'm out of the chair and using a walker now, but I don't think I'll visit this zoo.

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#4

Okayyyy

Okayyyy

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GoddessOdd
Community Member
3 months ago

OH... I wish they had tear off strips on the bottom of this poster... I've seen this cat!

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#5

Always Made Me Laugh As A Kid

Always Made Me Laugh As A Kid

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Anggi Angkasa
Community Member
3 months ago

Thats how they got killed in some redneck slasher movie

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#6

This

This

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GoddessOdd
Community Member
4 months ago

Looks like the perfect setting for it.

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#7

Not Sure This Fits Here But Saw This On The Back Of A Lorry That Empties Cess Pools

Not Sure This Fits Here But Saw This On The Back Of A Lorry That Empties Cess Pools

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GoddessOdd
Community Member
4 months ago

There are trucks in my area that read "your poo is our bread and butter.

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#8

Getting Real Specific

Getting Real Specific

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Alvie Rots
Community Member
3 months ago

a lot of people do this on private properties with longer driveways, because you're more likely to notice a speed limit sign not ending in a 0 or 5 and therefore more likely to drive slower. they're usually not the exact speed limit to go, but it does encourage you to go slower.

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#9

Now Hiring Fish Sandwich

Now Hiring Fish Sandwich

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Ernesto
Community Member
3 months ago

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to BE a fish, then he can work at Popeye's for $4.49

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#10

This Is In A Cave But Does It Still Count?

This Is In A Cave But Does It Still Count?

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Samantha Mannion
Community Member
3 months ago

Hey I've been there that's in pergatory mass used to make fun of my dad as a kid cuz he couldn't make it through used to go hiking there alot now it cost too much for one day if I visit

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#11

Is This Legal?

Is This Legal?

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Chicken Tacos R Better
Community Member
4 months ago

It's the new adoption center!

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#12

This Was A Sign My Dad Saw One Day, And Then He Added The Orc

This Was A Sign My Dad Saw One Day, And Then He Added The Orc

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Robert Trebor
Community Member
1 month ago

At least he's got the proper safety equipment.

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#13

How Was This Approved?

How Was This Approved?

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Electra Smith
Community Member
4 months ago

Sam buys houses fast? mas BYU's hoses U fats? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???

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#14

Actual Billboard In Rural Missouri

Actual Billboard In Rural Missouri

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Jacob Slump
Community Member
3 months ago

As a rural Missourian I can completely believe this. One near my house has a poorly photoshopped electric-green rattlesnake that hurts my eyes every time I drive by

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#15

Classic British Response To Snow!

Classic British Response To Snow!

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Auntriarch
Community Member
1 month ago

How many bottles of cava am I allowed though

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#16

Succinct

Succinct

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GoddessOdd
Community Member
3 months ago

Just don't.

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#17

At 2 Different Zoo's In The Carolinas

At 2 Different Zoo's In The Carolinas

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Kona Pake
Community Member
3 months ago

Why…?

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#18

On A Pharmacy Window. The Sort Of Thing You Ask For In A Low Voice. Laxative. Seen In Oporto. ....it Ends In ..it's A Relief...

On A Pharmacy Window. The Sort Of Thing You Ask For In A Low Voice. Laxative. Seen In Oporto. ....it Ends In ..it's A Relief...

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Community Member
4 months ago

....it ends in ..IT`S A RELIEF...

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#19

Follicle, Hair, Thank You

Follicle, Hair, Thank You

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GoddessOdd
Community Member
3 months ago

Something we just never seem to say often enough. Thanks, both of you.

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#20

A Classic Detroit Billboard

A Classic Detroit Billboard

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Felice Coles
Community Member
3 months ago

Gah! Gotta provide some context for non-Christian residents, or they'll think you're vampires or cannibals!

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#21

Should I Just Go Out Back, Then?

Should I Just Go Out Back, Then?

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
3 months ago

Indeed, why throw money in a bottomless pit? It's strange how some people think that destroying other people's property is hilarious. But if someone picks a flower from their garden, they scream bloody murder.

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#22

Somewhere In Montana

Somewhere In Montana

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Tim Douglass
Community Member
3 months ago

Been there. Ate those. I can check it off the list and move on.

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#23

Never Forgot Seeing This Years Ago. Redneck Wedding Ftw?!

Never Forgot Seeing This Years Ago. Redneck Wedding Ftw?!

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Joe Reaves
Community Member
3 months ago

To the person suggesting the writer is dyslexic - every dyslexic I know, knows their limitations and would run it past someone else first. This is just ignorance not a disability.

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#24

Seen In A Diner

Seen In A Diner

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GoddessOdd
Community Member
3 months ago

Famous truck stop sign.

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#25

Small Town In South Africa. A Local Hair Salon Which Will Also Remove One Of Your Eyes, For Free!

Small Town In South Africa. A Local Hair Salon Which Will Also Remove One Of Your Eyes, For Free!

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Jofeen
Community Member
3 months ago

Specialises in human humans? Or just humans? I want to know how many hits im gonna get

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#26

Mike Exotic - Millions Of Kitties!

Mike Exotic - Millions Of Kitties!

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Luna78
Community Member
3 months ago

Two-way petting zoo?

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#27

A Funny Name For A Business In My Hometown. I Guess It’s A Dentist’s Office

A Funny Name For A Business In My Hometown. I Guess It’s A Dentist’s Office

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Ara
Community Member
3 months ago

I sincerely hope it is a dentist’s office

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#28

If Only I'd Known About This Place On Mother's Day. Here's That Catalytic Converter You've Always Wanted, Mom!

If Only I'd Known About This Place On Mother's Day. Here's That Catalytic Converter You've Always Wanted, Mom!

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GoddessOdd
Community Member
4 months ago

Bring your tools and you and Mom can make a day of it. Be sure to visit our gift shop on your way out.

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#29

It's Supposed To Be "I Love Boston Grillz" But It Looks Like "I Love Ot Grlz"

It's Supposed To Be "I Love Boston Grillz" But It Looks Like "I Love Ot Grlz"

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Felice Coles
Community Member
3 months ago

Ot Grlz are fierce! Those women rock!

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#30

Not An Irritation At All. Just Adding To The Things Needing To Avoid!

Not An Irritation At All. Just Adding To The Things Needing To Avoid!

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AJJ
Community Member
3 months ago

I respect our Amish communities and even buy groceries from their shops - they have amazing antibiotic-free meat and wonderful produce, but the buggies sharing toads gets dangerous. Since they don't buy gas, they don't pay taxes for road improvement, but their horse shoes and buggy wheels tear up the asphalt. Also, many don't even use lanterns at night and it's dangerous. I grew up in mountainous, rural PA, and hated watching the horses struggle up and down the mountains too.

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