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Hashim Siraj

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I am 15 and an avid reader and woodworker

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Hashim Siraj • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History

That's sad that even Da Vinci suffered from the voice of his inner critic.

Economy & Labor

35 Hilarious And Honest Tweets That Show What People Really Think About Their Jobs

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History

That's sad that even Da Vinci suffered from the voice of his inner critic.

Economy & Labor

35 Hilarious And Honest Tweets That Show What People Really Think About Their Jobs

Woman’s Bathroom Break-In Leaves Her In Tears, Man Asks If He Overreacted

what basically happened she was so sure he was up to something bad that she assumed once she opened the door she could have a go at him shout at him and her doing that wouldn't matter. So when she forced open the door and saw it was nothing instead of backing down and apologising she doubled down and tried to make it about wasting water. And for everyone saying ESH imagine situation reversed guy forces open the locked door when his GF in there and she shouted at him not a single person would say ESH it would all be NTA he is abusive leave him or red flags but somehow its kind of acceptable this way.

‘Boys Who Can Cook’: 30 Hilariously Random Food Memes (New Pics)

For anyone who is lost, the patty on bottom is spilling out

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

Finception.

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Hashim Siraj • commented on 35 posts 1 year ago

Manager Returns From Bereavement Leave To Find All Of His Employees On The Verge Of Quitting

There’s only two ending possibilities. Either the team quits or the vp resigns. No other way.

Best Friend Asks Guy How He Has Such A Great GF, He Shares His Manipulation Tactics But GF Overhears

If he had concerns about her to the point of fuelling her insecurities then he needed to have a talk with her ages ago. He obviously thought she was too good for him but went around dealing with that wrong. Instead of bringing people down you should bring yourself up. Bro fumbled hard and idiocy won with the help of his insecurity

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

How can you have adhd? Just focus!

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

My pronouns are smorgasbord/dante-infernus/john (jk)

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

What’s the difference? (Genuinely asking)

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Personally I would rather rot my eyes away than get skin cancer but 🤷‍♂️

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

LORE! GET MATPAT CAUSE I HAVE A THEORY!

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Judge jury and executioner. Imagine getting arrested for baby shark. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Smooth execution but not smooth reception. Maybe word it better?

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Is that what it is? I just thought there was something horribly wrong with me. I guess I’m starving all the time? Idk

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

I feel you man :(

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Bee who? Who are we meant to be? Are we our own original selves or pale imitations of originals eons past? Do we have freedom to aspire limitlessly or is that in itself a shackle? In believing we’re free, do we stop ourselves from truly experiencing it? Are we merely the fractured shards of ones who come before us, warped and twisted in order to shadow the original. Can we be free if we believe that we already are?

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

The dad jokes start once more…

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Doing nothing, regardless of who you’re with is cool unless you have stuff planned… (curses upon my minuscule attention span)

Single Dad Stands Up To His Family When They Try To Make His Son’s Birthday A Religious Event

I am Muslim and I agree. Unfortunately there are many people who try to indoctrinate others into fanatical branches of religion. My grandmother fell victim to this. And I sincerely apologise if you had to go through anything due to them.

Comics With Charming And Absurd Endings: 19 Comics By This Artist

Every major politician is worse than Disney and Nintendo copyright strikers rn

Comics With Charming And Absurd Endings: 19 Comics By This Artist

A certain company selling breakfast till 11:30 *cough*

50 Times People Came Up With Hilariously Dumb Solutions To Problems That ‘Technically’ Work

“Sweeping” the floor with our competition! Call now for one brush free!

50 Times People Came Up With Hilariously Dumb Solutions To Problems That ‘Technically’ Work

Scoundrel! It’s hippopotami

50 Times People Came Up With Hilariously Dumb Solutions To Problems That ‘Technically’ Work

Absolute genius. Harvard forgot this man

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

Right?!

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

No way that works… right?

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

Include medical fees and vacation days.

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

CHOOSE: erectile dysfunction for one day when you actually get lucky or lifetime dysfunction due to endless regressive trauma and incomprehensible mental weirdness over your entire life of failure and misery. (I didn’t get to choose 1 cause I can’t get laid😭 and I can’t do anything about option 2) :(

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

A prostitute is a job not a curse word so logically there is no need to censor it.

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

Why can I relate and I’m still a kid? 😢

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

Em actually 🤓 money is essential to buy things needed for Lyme style support. It has never been proven to constitute happiness. Money = support = comfort and enough comfort can constitute happiness. As money is required to buy comfort it is not essential to and does not buy happiness. However it allows you to gain the means to be happy. Happiness differs per person as someone bay be happy even if they live in a hut and a billionaire may be unhappy. The key to happiness is to know what constitutes YOUR OWN happiness. So in some instances a person may believe that money buys happiness but may actually enjoy comfort that their current income doesn’t allow, whether they have too much money or too little. This shows that the secret to happiness relies on your own mental/emotional constitution and the environments that you have experienced, whether current or previous which also directly relates to your current situation. (This is my own personal belief but feel free to comment your own.)

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

Repeat offenders end up as jaylbirld

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

Even the noisy fan?

Husband Moves In With Mistress, Wife Makes Peace With It, He Quickly Regrets The Decision

He’s more of a milksop (coward and indecisive prick)

Hey Pandas, AITA For Ignoring My Swim Coach’s Advice On Tampons And Choosing What Works For Me?

NTA but the coach is absolutely in the wrong here. If there is policy related to it the uniform may be understandable but the lack of consideration is at worst a sexual discrimination case and at best an ignorant coach who can’t be bothered to ask anyone above his pay grade.

‘Boys Who Can Cook’: 30 Hilariously Random Food Memes (New Pics)

For anyone who is lost, the patty on bottom is spilling out

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Hashim Siraj • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Name A Fact That Will Likely Offend People In Public (Closed)

Hashim Siraj • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something That You Wish Existed? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If Sent Back To Cavemen Times With Immortality, What'd You Do?

Hey Pandas, What's The Darkest Funny Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Name A Fact That Will Likely Offend People In Public (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Take Any Personality Test And Post The Results Here

Hey Pandas, What Types Of Articles Would You Like To See More Of, And What Articles Would You Like To See Less Of?

Hashim Siraj • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

Life’s Daily Annoyances And Puns Come To Life In Weekends Off Comics (30 Pics)

They’re at loggerheads! The framing must have come with a headshot

50 Students Expose The Unprofessionalism Of Their Teachers (New Pics)

And quadratics and functions and sine and indices and surds

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

Relatable. Although I don’t have adhd (untested)

Manager Returns From Bereavement Leave To Find All Of His Employees On The Verge Of Quitting

There’s only two ending possibilities. Either the team quits or the vp resigns. No other way.

Best Friend Asks Guy How He Has Such A Great GF, He Shares His Manipulation Tactics But GF Overhears

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

How can you have adhd? Just focus!

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

My pronouns are smorgasbord/dante-infernus/john (jk)

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

What’s the difference? (Genuinely asking)

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Personally I would rather rot my eyes away than get skin cancer but 🤷‍♂️

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

LORE! GET MATPAT CAUSE I HAVE A THEORY!

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Judge jury and executioner. Imagine getting arrested for baby shark. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Smooth execution but not smooth reception. Maybe word it better?

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Is that what it is? I just thought there was something horribly wrong with me. I guess I’m starving all the time? Idk

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

I feel you man :(

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

The dad jokes start once more…

Animals Navigating Human-Like Scenarios In Hilarious Comics, By This Artist (65 Pics)

Doing nothing, regardless of who you’re with is cool unless you have stuff planned… (curses upon my minuscule attention span)

Single Dad Stands Up To His Family When They Try To Make His Son’s Birthday A Religious Event

Comics With Charming And Absurd Endings: 19 Comics By This Artist

Every major politician is worse than Disney and Nintendo copyright strikers rn

Comics With Charming And Absurd Endings: 19 Comics By This Artist

A certain company selling breakfast till 11:30 *cough*

Hashim Siraj • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

45 People Share The Most Iconic ‘Last Words’ In History

That's sad that even Da Vinci suffered from the voice of his inner critic.

Economy & Labor

35 Hilarious And Honest Tweets That Show What People Really Think About Their Jobs

Woman’s Bathroom Break-In Leaves Her In Tears, Man Asks If He Overreacted

‘Boys Who Can Cook’: 30 Hilariously Random Food Memes (New Pics)

For anyone who is lost, the patty on bottom is spilling out

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

Finception.

People Are Sharing Ways In Which ‘Harmless’ Pranks Ended In Tragedy (35 Stories)

again, not.a prank. bullying.

Social Issues

Hi Pandas! Is My Sister Ta For Being A Feminist!

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Feeling like an idiot is one of the things very smart people are very good at.

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

You sir may well have been the smartest. Not on things like tests but because you helped others

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Probably because those who are guilty of genocide aren't the Palestinians.

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

So for anyone curious as to what Donald is posting here, it's a series of fairly disturbing tweets from Israelis who are pushing and promoting Palestinian genocide. Donald, I understand the strong feelings about this situation, but you're likely shooting yourself in the foot here, by posting this in a place that has nothing to do with Israel and Palestine.

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Or it could be inert

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Take my upvote and I hope you choke on it

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

They had a very good chemistry together.

“Absolutely Bloody Tragic”: 50 People Reveal Where The Smartest Kid Of Their Class Ended Up

Sharing is very Nobel.

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

I 100% agree.

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

Couple Lies About Being Pregnant To Ruin Man's Wedding As He Proposed At Theirs Against Their Wish

I am picturing the future - one brother dies and at his funeral, the other announces he has cancer.

Hey Pandas, Name A Fact That Will Likely Offend People In Public (Closed)

You have a point considering that most education systems in the us are either unfair, corrupt or poor. So they try anything to relieve more funding.

Hey Pandas, Name A Fact That Will Likely Offend People In Public (Closed)

as someone whos in this school system, i agree. the lower level and honors students do the same thing except honors gets more credits/gpa.

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