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Vix Spiderthrust • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

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Vix Spiderthrust • upvoted 14 items 1 week ago

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

Ah, let's be clear, it's not "free speech". It's "freedom" a gelatinous, vague description for an American that makes white Christian conservatives feel warm and fuzzy (particularly male, particularly the don't tread on me crowd, but their wives are equally ignorant c***s). Truth is they wouldn't know freedom if it hit them in the face, as evident by the following (very abbreviated) freedom crushing list of conservative ideas/legislation/decisions (which have done levels of damage to freedom that our founding fathers would be sickened over): -citizens united. -womens healthcare restrictions. -"tough on crime" sentencing. -the patriot act. -militarized policing. -domestic dispatch of military. -J6. -Support of a president that "jokes about" a 3rd term/kingship. "Freedom" lovers yall hear so much about are vile, chronically stupid, self defeating, hypocrite Republicans who p**s actual freedom away every single election.

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

I've met homeschooled kids. This is 100% accurate

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

I've met homeschooled kids. This is 100% accurate

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

One time a cashier with a hijab sneezed and I said "Bless you" and then wondered if I should follow that up by explaining I meant that in a non religious way and then realized she wasn't thinking about this at all and didn't care.

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

This becomes more plausible once you realize that "up there" is referring to the counter.

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

Ok the issue with this is WHAT EXACTLY the prof has a sense of humour 🤷‍♀️not many have don’t knock it

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

SPOT ON KID SPOT ON !!! 100% fact , the yak adults are loo lunatics which is why that thing is in power , n systematically destroying not only USA but our countries to uk being one he’s trying to drag down now as well , this kid needs to be a politician cos he would do it PROPERLY,

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

One smart kid ! N oi you religious lunatics quitting trying to ban EVERYTHING ffs , 🤦‍♀️u would never have lasted one day back in my day I can tell you , , often wonder how we grew up normal 🤔oh wait 😂ok how most of us grew up normal , given what we saw read etc ,

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

I’m not sure how old 7th grade is, but 7th years in the UK would be 11-12 and perfectly capable of making that comment.

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

I know plenty of Muslim, Sikh, Hindu etc people who not only have no problem saying Merry Christmas, but also celebrate it themselves. Christmas is unavoidable when you live in a western country which has a Christian heritage (UK) so have taken the "if you can't beat them, join them" attitude. Likewise it's fairly common to see Happy Eid/Diwali cards and signs in the UK.

“‘Genes’ Are Fine!”: Michelle Obama’s Casual Look With Ultra-Long Hair Is Breaking The Internet

Nah, they're both nonsense :)

“‘Genes’ Are Fine!”: Michelle Obama’s Casual Look With Ultra-Long Hair Is Breaking The Internet

Struggling to decide which conspiracy theory is less likely: the one that says Michelle Obama is secretly a man, or the one that says Donald Trump is.

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

Nominative determinism strikes again.

“‘Genes’ Are Fine!”: Michelle Obama’s Casual Look With Ultra-Long Hair Is Breaking The Internet

The take away I have from some of these comments is that a lot of males are unfamiliar with what a woman looks like. Guys, you've outted yourselves.

“‘Genes’ Are Fine!”: Michelle Obama’s Casual Look With Ultra-Long Hair Is Breaking The Internet

This will send the pubtards apoplectic. 😉

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Vix Spiderthrust • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

This would fit perfectly with the senses of humour of some teacher / professor types I have had

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

Totally plausible. I have personally had to teach junior doctors how to use a tape dictaphone, including the fact you have put a tape in. The technology has moved so fast, all the stuff from when I was a kid is generations of obsolence removed from kids' experience today. And that's not a criticism; not many kids when I was small could have worked a reel-to-reel tape recorder. You can't blame children for not knowing technology that nobody's used the entire time they've been alive.

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

This would fit perfectly with the senses of humour of some teacher / professor types I have had

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

Because these people believe free speech means "I get to say what I want and nobody else gets to say anything". These aren't clever people.

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

No, it hasn't. The actual word "Britain" is itself relatively new, having previously been "Britannia" and before that "Prettani" (which we do know because the Greeks wrote it down), but it doesn't specifically refer to anything at all, because ever since Ptolemy's day the larger island has been "great" or "major Britannia" and Ireland was "little Britannia". Of course, I understood what you were trying to say, which was that the British Isles (or Anglo-HIbernian Islands) were formed after the last Ice Age, but "Britain" is a colloquialism.

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Vix Spiderthrust • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

All the ones I see these days are just held together with glue dots

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

The numbers to the left of the arrows tell you how far they can move: king 1 space, queen 1-7.

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

All the ones I see these days are just held together with glue dots

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

The numbers to the left of the arrows tell you how far they can move: king 1 space, queen 1-7.

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

Economists have calculated that Trump would be worth more now if he's just left his inheritance alone instead of squandering it cosplaying a successful businessman

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

See below regarding "Britain was created", although I'd also argue that's how Great Britain was FORMED; creation has a connotation of intent. As for the Wars of the Three Kingdoms, by any definition, a war involving more than one kingdom is not a civil war. The original claim is that no nation has ever been older than 250 years, and we cerainly seem to agree that England defies that claim (England being around for about 650 years between the Norman Conquest and the 1707 Act of Union)

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

No, the largest island in Great Britain (or the Anglo-Hibernian Islands, for that matter) is itself called Great Britain. So if we're being pedantic, which we are, "Britain" doesn't really refer to anything specific. The Celts called Great Britain "Prettani" which was Romanised to "Britannia".

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

But Italy was only unified in 1871, so it's arguably a younger country than the USA.

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Vix Spiderthrust • upvoted 11 items 2 weeks ago

Man Finds Random Packages On His Doorstep And Refuses To Return Them On His Own Dime

People who automatically think it's a d**g trafficking thing, sound a bit overdramatic. Sure, it could be, but it's just as likely that someone simply made a typo when typing in the house number (20 when it should have been 200 for instance). Or someone sent packages as a gift to someone and has the wrong street name or wrong house number. We don't live in an action movie, most things don't have something very dramatic and spectacular reason behind them.

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

I must be getting old, cones were a different shape when I was at school.

Man Finds Random Packages On His Doorstep And Refuses To Return Them On His Own Dime

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

I must be getting old, cones were a different shape when I was at school.

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Nah just being a d**k

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Humble brag.

I've Heard 7th Graders Saying Stuff Like This

15 Year Olds Are Never Creative

Met A Homeschooled Kid

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

I think we should campaign to change our name back to Albion!!

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

Rosie Hamilton: but the current USA is nothing like the USA created in the 18th century which was a tiny huddle of 13 small states which invaded (or bought from European invaders e.g., Louisiana and Alaska) and occupied half a continent as it expanded, changing its constitution greatly along the way. Only the name has stayed the same. England and Scotland were independent unified nations long before the US was colonized by Europeans - why shouldn't the UK be considered as old as its oldest constituent political entity in the same way that Americans consider the US to be as old as its oldest constituent political entity?

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

No. Firstly, a change in a system of government does not typically alter whether a political entity continues to be recognized as a nation or state under international law. The key criteria for statehood are generally defined by the 1933 Montevideo Convention, which requires a permanent population, a defined territory, a government, and the capacity to enter into relations with other states. The form of government is not one of these criteria. Secondly, you don't understand the 1911 Acts overall significance. It was not a change in the form of govt, it just changed the balance of power. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliament_Act_1911#Passage

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

So the UK, France, Italy, China, Japan (I could go on) don't exist? Really?

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Vix Spiderthrust • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

This would fit perfectly with the senses of humour of some teacher / professor types I have had

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

Because these people believe free speech means "I get to say what I want and nobody else gets to say anything". These aren't clever people.

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

Vix Spiderthrust • commented on 16 posts 2 weeks ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

All the ones I see these days are just held together with glue dots

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

The numbers to the left of the arrows tell you how far they can move: king 1 space, queen 1-7.

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

Economists have calculated that Trump would be worth more now if he's just left his inheritance alone instead of squandering it cosplaying a successful businessman

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

But Italy was only unified in 1871, so it's arguably a younger country than the USA.

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

...and Banksy says "It was YOU all along?"

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

To be fair, the lying by omission is done at a higher level than the individual teacher or even school, at the curriculum level.

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

"Nottingham boasts the tavern The Trip to Jerusalem, which is the oldest pub in Britain - a distinction it shares with just three dozen other pubs." (ISIHAC)

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

Would we not also classify the French pilots, often referred to as "the Free French", as being in exile? Like the de Gaulle government?

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

Maybe that's how Eminem chose it!

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

Yeah, the guy is right that the orderof the bikes doesn't affect their combined weight,but distance from fulcrum can be significant in some* circumstances *all

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

I mean, we probably stole it first - it's a descendant of the German pfennig I think (like the US dollar is descended from the German thaler)

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

...provides the Brit in question had one Geordie parent, one Cockney parent, and a formative period living in the USA to absorb American grammar

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

These people are both right, though. It depends on the frame of reference.

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

Also what is sin if the Bible contains no examples of sin?

Vix Spiderthrust • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

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And best 20-25 years ago.

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Something that needs to be adopted much more widely.

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I think that's hempcrete... Not just hemp.

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No thanks to the USA and our current leadership.

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Even adults who believe all the ridiculous conspiracy theories should be banned from the internet.

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)

So…actually to not cut through paddocks?

Vix Spiderthrust • upvoted 13 items 1 week ago

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

I've met homeschooled kids. This is 100% accurate

Met A Homeschooled Kid

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

Ok the issue with this is WHAT EXACTLY the prof has a sense of humour 🤷‍♀️not many have don’t knock it

15 Year Olds Are Never Creative

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

I’m not sure how old 7th grade is, but 7th years in the UK would be 11-12 and perfectly capable of making that comment.

I've Heard 7th Graders Saying Stuff Like This

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

This becomes more plausible once you realize that "up there" is referring to the counter.

70 Times People Tried To Call Out Others For Lying Online, But Their Stories Were Actually True

“‘Genes’ Are Fine!”: Michelle Obama’s Casual Look With Ultra-Long Hair Is Breaking The Internet

Nah, they're both nonsense :)

60 Interesting Facts That Are Better Than Watching The News

Nominative determinism strikes again.

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