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SCP Panda [REDACTED] • upvoted 19 items 2 years ago

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

B I T E

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

Yuh bad b*tch

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

B I T E

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

Yuh bad b*tch

This Is Lexi

50 Times Ads Were So Clever, They Deserved A Place On The Internet

That was blunt..

50 Funny Memes For The Pun Enthusiasts Among Us

But that's just wrong. It was Lorde who said she could be your ruler

Hilarious-Pun-Bible-Memes

30 Things Poor People Could Afford To Do And Have, Until The Rich Folks Ruined It, As Shared Online

My friend's grampa was from Newfoundland. They were poor so they had to eat lobster every day.

This Was Supposed To Be A Plant Progress Post Showing Off My Oxalis But Henk Stole The Show

Someone Asks "What Is Something That Your Parents Did That You Will Never Forgive Them For?" And 35 People Deliver Heartbreaking And Honest Answers

"so what." WHAT: "I feel like I am unable to enjoy things to the fullest because of it."

“Could Be Chipotle. Could Be Cancer”: 30 Medics Share Seemingly Harmless Signs That Shouldn’t Be Overlooked

TL;DR: Can also be dehydration, and my DOCTOR gave me bad advice. Used to have this ALL THE TIME! Went to the doctor about it, and he told me to stretch. That's it. He said it was "Growing pain," And because I was 13 at the time, I TRUSTED HIM! It wasn't until the pain got so bad that I had to stay out of school that I realized the cause was DEHYDRATION. DRINK YOUR WATER PEOPLE, DON'T END UP LIKE ME.

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

NOT THE 190E

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

Idk about a Bio-sharps box, but everything else is 100% true

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SCP Panda [REDACTED] • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

B I T E

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

Yuh bad b*tch

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

B I T E

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

Yuh bad b*tch

This IG Page Showcases The Epic Failures That Became A Lesson In Ink (35 Pics)

It x Beastars

50 Times Ads Were So Clever, They Deserved A Place On The Internet

I ain't reading all of that 🗿

30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online

Oh really? Imma go watch Big Mouth with my 7yo brother then.

50 Funny Memes For The Pun Enthusiasts Among Us

S bren S beve.

30 Things Poor People Could Afford To Do And Have, Until The Rich Folks Ruined It, As Shared Online

Newfoundlander here, lobster here is like $14 a pound now.

Someone Asks "What Is Something That Your Parents Did That You Will Never Forgive Them For?" And 35 People Deliver Heartbreaking And Honest Answers

All kids deserve parents, but not all parents deserve kids.

“Could Be Chipotle. Could Be Cancer”: 30 Medics Share Seemingly Harmless Signs That Shouldn’t Be Overlooked

For other countries, 999 is like the UK/Oceania version of 911 or other universal emergency hotlines.

Netizens Are Cracking Up At These 28 Stories Of People Living With The Lowest Spice Tolerance, As Shared In This Online Group

Raw garlic IS spicy, but for some reason I can eat a full Jalapeno and not bat an eye, but 1/2 of a Garlic Clove would be enough to kill me.

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

I still have one...

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

ME I DO

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

The Bi flag is in pic 4.

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

Where I live they have a gum called "Thrills" that is supposed to taste like soap... It's only sold in one store that I know of called Bulk Barn.

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

NOT THE 190E

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

If they're both in the same/similar timezones, this is just low energy.

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

Idk about a Bio-sharps box, but everything else is 100% true

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

With professional piercing needles, they do. And then they throw away the whole needle, because it's insanitary to reuse them.

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

Wow, that's a lot of words. Too bad I'm not readin' 'em.

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SCP Panda [REDACTED] • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

SCP Panda [REDACTED] • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Pandas, Share Your Pet Pics!

SCP Panda [REDACTED] • submitted 4 new posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You Have Done/Experienced In Public?

Hey Pandas, Is Green A Creative Colour?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Collect?

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Law In Your Country? (Closed)

SCP Panda [REDACTED] • submitted 6 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Everyone Loves But You Absolutely Hate? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Biggest Red Flag In A Friendship? (Closed)

Pandas, Share Your Pet Pics!

Hey Pandas, Have You Successfully Kept Your 2022 New Year's Resolutions?

SCP Panda [REDACTED] • submitted 5 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Worst Date Ever? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Thing That Has Happened To You On Your Birthday? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Collect?

Hey Pandas, What Is A Unique Habit You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Can We Help Ukraine Right Now? (Closed)

SCP Panda [REDACTED] • submitted 4 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Dark Humor Joke (Closed)

18 Of The Weirdest Wedding Experiences, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Hey Pandas, What Makes You Nervous No Matter How Many Times You Do It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Advice A Teacher Has Ever Given You? (Closed)

SCP Panda [REDACTED] • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

B I T E

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

Yuh bad b*tch

This IG Page Showcases The Epic Failures That Became A Lesson In Ink (35 Pics)

It x Beastars

50 Times Ads Were So Clever, They Deserved A Place On The Internet

I ain't reading all of that 🗿

30 “I’m Sorry, What!?” Takes On Movies By People Who Missed The Point, As Shared Online

Oh really? Imma go watch Big Mouth with my 7yo brother then.

50 Funny Memes For The Pun Enthusiasts Among Us

S bren S beve.

30 Things Poor People Could Afford To Do And Have, Until The Rich Folks Ruined It, As Shared Online

Newfoundlander here, lobster here is like $14 a pound now.

Someone Asks "What Is Something That Your Parents Did That You Will Never Forgive Them For?" And 35 People Deliver Heartbreaking And Honest Answers

All kids deserve parents, but not all parents deserve kids.

“Could Be Chipotle. Could Be Cancer”: 30 Medics Share Seemingly Harmless Signs That Shouldn’t Be Overlooked

For other countries, 999 is like the UK/Oceania version of 911 or other universal emergency hotlines.

Netizens Are Cracking Up At These 28 Stories Of People Living With The Lowest Spice Tolerance, As Shared In This Online Group

Raw garlic IS spicy, but for some reason I can eat a full Jalapeno and not bat an eye, but 1/2 of a Garlic Clove would be enough to kill me.

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

I still have one...

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

ME I DO

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

The Bi flag is in pic 4.

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

Where I live they have a gum called "Thrills" that is supposed to taste like soap... It's only sold in one store that I know of called Bulk Barn.

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

NOT THE 190E

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

If they're both in the same/similar timezones, this is just low energy.

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

Idk about a Bio-sharps box, but everything else is 100% true

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

With professional piercing needles, they do. And then they throw away the whole needle, because it's insanitary to reuse them.

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

Wow, that's a lot of words. Too bad I'm not readin' 'em.

SCP Panda [REDACTED] • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

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50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

Strongylodon macrobotrys or jade vine

50 Astonishing Plants That Seem Straight Out Of Science Fiction

A ribcage, sternum included! X-ray colours too!

This Was Supposed To Be A Plant Progress Post Showing Off My Oxalis But Henk Stole The Show

‘Ugly Design’ Instagram Is Full Of Pics To Make You Laugh And Cringe And Here’s 50 Of The Best (New Pics)

Yuh bad b*tch

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

And this is how to cat. What can we say about those paws, except that they are exquisite.

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

Hi Lexi!!!!!!!!

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

Aww a chistmas tree sleeper

This IG Page Showcases The Epic Failures That Became A Lesson In Ink (35 Pics)

It x Beastars

50 Times Ads Were So Clever, They Deserved A Place On The Internet

That was blunt..

50 Times Ads Were So Clever, They Deserved A Place On The Internet

I ain't reading all of that 🗿

This Is Lexi

50 Funny Memes For The Pun Enthusiasts Among Us

But that's just wrong. It was Lorde who said she could be your ruler

Hilarious-Pun-Bible-Memes

30 Things Poor People Could Afford To Do And Have, Until The Rich Folks Ruined It, As Shared Online

My friend's grampa was from Newfoundland. They were poor so they had to eat lobster every day.

Someone Asks "What Is Something That Your Parents Did That You Will Never Forgive Them For?" And 35 People Deliver Heartbreaking And Honest Answers

"so what." WHAT: "I feel like I am unable to enjoy things to the fullest because of it."

“Could Be Chipotle. Could Be Cancer”: 30 Medics Share Seemingly Harmless Signs That Shouldn’t Be Overlooked

"Nostalgia Folder": 40 Pics That Might Unlock Some Memories If You're Old Enough

Does anyone remember team umizoomi? I swear it exsisted and none of my friends remember it

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

NOT THE 190E

A Selection Of The Most Relatable Memes You’ll Find

Idk about a Bio-sharps box, but everything else is 100% true

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