50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK!

I wonder if anyone told him that vaccines teach his immune system what to look for. Someone tell conservatives not everything is mutually exclusive.

Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

Joke is good but predator is a cool name for âssholes.

*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂

Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.

Yoohooo armadillo you are needed in the chat por favor!

If people were required to have gun insurance before purchasing a gun, that would solve a lot of issues. Trying to convince an insurance company that you'll be a responsible gun-owner is a lot harder than simply registering your weapon. And victims (and/or their families) would finally get a payout for their suffering.

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As soon as I hear someone whining about someone else wearing a mask I just feel this intense exhaustion come over me 🙄

These weirdos believe feminism is about being a hateful pink haired woman spitting on men all day long on social media. While it comes from the Western white culture they cherish so much.

aaaahhhhhh repubikkkans, so full of s**t

The current pope gave "absolution" (excusing their crimes) to members of the fascist Argentine government and military after throwing people out of helicopters into the Atlantic Ocean, the "death flights". Throwing out political dissidents while alive and awake into the ocean. From a thousand metres in the air. And he went along with it.

Burn…good one Michael…hope your doing better

we need more people like Michael

to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!

A century ago, about 2% of people were considered left handed because parents and schools beat the $hi+ out of the rest of them, forcing them to use the wrong hand. Many countries still do that, and claim a low percentage of lefties (e.g. China 1%). In ALL the countries that stopped beating left handed children, the number of left handed people is 10-11%. When you stop oppressing people and stop forcing them to unnaturally conform, the real numbers show themselves.

There were "suddenly" tons more left-handed people after they stopped punishing kids for being left-handed. There were "suddenly" a lot more people with autism when they stopped leaving beating and leaving autistic kids in the woods to ḍie. There are "suddenly" way more LGBTQ+ people now that their rights are being protected by laws (though not nearly enough). Wonder what the connection could be?

There's not an unnaturally high amount of LGBTQI+ people now, there was an unnaturally low amount back then. Because we were all in the f*cking closet.

Almost like getting out from underneath the thumb of "tradition" is liberating!

I'm Gen X, and I have a lot of friends who are bisexual and won't say so, or they've suppressed their homosexuality their entire lives bc of shame. Younger generations are more comfortable talking about it, and I think that's a good thing. I have two friends who just came out recently, and they are in their 50s.

Same thing applies to people they know moving to liberal areas and being "turned".

OMG, there have been gays, lesbians and every sort since the3 beginning of time! It's been documented everywhere. This is nothing new. Their treatment and acceptance, however, shouldn't have taken as long as it has. People are people. IDGAF how you live in your house, but if you need anything, you can come to mine!

I was born in 90s left school 2010 - So grew up as one of the first generations to begin hearing/creating/understanding these 'new' terms. It is so f*****g empowering to have the terminology in order to understand yourself and others! I have known friends of mine who thought they were just outcasts who became suicidal - but now here we have the pride of knowing ourselves, expressing ourselves and just the freedom to be introspective of ourselves and know who we are. Is so sooooo soooooo powerful. When something you don't understand about yourself isn't acknowledged as 'real' by society, you feel lost. I am still learning, but I 100000% believe we are moving in the right direction with the newer generations.

It can't be a little of both?

I look back on my childhood and young adult years and then at current trends and can't help but wish, sometimes, that I'd been born forty years later. Choices were simply not available back then. It's difficult to imagine how my life might have been if I'd been able, for example, to simply wear the sort of clothing I felt more comfortable in. Gender identity is a complex area and I don't pretend to understand it all, and indeed I don't really feel like I fit any of the 'identities' in common usage today, but oh, how jealous I am of this generation having the choice. And having the choice to just be, without having to be defined.

EVERYONE deserves to live their authentic lives, and not have to hide themselves away to avoid being shamed—-or murdered—-for nothing more than being their true selves. All consenting adults, not twisted, not criminal, not insane, not hurting anyone, not forcing anyone to be like them—-which are ALL things that supposedly “normal” people have always done, all the way back to the beginning of time, to anyone who doesn’t conform to their cruelly and sufficatingly narrow vision of how everyone should be.

Personally, I believe that children shouldn't be able to become transgender untill we get more data and information about it.

As the bonus Dad to a trans, I am here for your support-

Where's that picture of the plane with the bullet holes on it

That chart is a visual representation of researcher bias. I am Gen X, no one ever has polled me on my sexuality. And, why is Gen Z only five years?