50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK!

I wonder if anyone told him that vaccines teach his immune system what to look for. Someone tell conservatives not everything is mutually exclusive.

Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

Joke is good but predator is a cool name for âssholes.

*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂

Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.

Yoohooo armadillo you are needed in the chat por favor!

If people were required to have gun insurance before purchasing a gun, that would solve a lot of issues. Trying to convince an insurance company that you'll be a responsible gun-owner is a lot harder than simply registering your weapon. And victims (and/or their families) would finally get a payout for their suffering.

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As soon as I hear someone whining about someone else wearing a mask I just feel this intense exhaustion come over me 🙄

These weirdos believe feminism is about being a hateful pink haired woman spitting on men all day long on social media. While it comes from the Western white culture they cherish so much.

aaaahhhhhh repubikkkans, so full of s**t

The current pope gave "absolution" (excusing their crimes) to members of the fascist Argentine government and military after throwing people out of helicopters into the Atlantic Ocean, the "death flights". Throwing out political dissidents while alive and awake into the ocean. From a thousand metres in the air. And he went along with it.

Burn…good one Michael…hope your doing better

we need more people like Michael

to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!

What was he wearing?

amerikkka inspired so much respect with diaper-donnie. xD

Ooo snap! Yeah she’s gonna need some ice for that solid 3rd degree burn.

"What is this 'money' stuff you Earthlings speak of?"

I remember that Ivanka©™® was laughed off stage at the W20 summit in Berlin. By an audience of predominantly women. She said something about daddy empowering women. Everyone laughed. Then nobody clapped.

Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. Ignorance is not something to be proud of.

Possible reply "But I know your mom real well."

Ima copy paste this insult for future use :)

Grrr… Ted Cruz is a *&$#&()*&$#=+/(&&@&$

I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.

“My wife who has an important job caring for other humans during medical issues did all the work caring for OUR child all night then went to work the next day exhausted because I didn’t help” great job buddy

Just ew

It is literally your life-saving private taxi directly to the hospital 😂

It is important to teach children about flaws made in the past, even if they have to do with the founding of your own country. Trying to cover any old wrongdoings up so you can maintain the dignity of the country is kind of….Soviet sounding honestly, sorry 🤷‍♀️

It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.

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Ohhh, and here I thought she was scared of the Canadians now.

👏 no words needed

Ah yes, I should be saving all of my money at their rate of . 01% - I'm not being facetious, I just looked that up

Imagine being so clueless you actually admit this.. Oh, those poor women! 😂

Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.

„We‘re sorry“

🎵No hell below us, above us wokey sky🎶

you can't draw or represent the prophet in any form, thats common knowledge, stupidela

Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..

He's so f* cringe. Both my parents immigrated from a muslim country, dad from a poor household yet always applied the policy of 'girls, we'll do anything we can to provide for you, and support you into higher education whatever the costs, it's important to be financially independent and to read a lot to develop your mind'. Shapiro complains about arabs a lot, but applies the same conservative misogynistic ways the Islamists push for lol..

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They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise

I'm still mad I never got the Magnetic/Wi-Fi superpowers that anti-vaxxers promised I was gonna get when I got vaccinated. Those buggers lied to me!

I've never seen a Mr. Potato Head with a love sprout. Just saying....

“I guarantee you a person that dies of covid is counted as a covid death by the left” like obviously, are you daft 💀

Methink SFB wants that $30M research donation to fund proof that they have no obligation to make any changes that might relieve homelessness.

Sorry intersex and those with nonbinary chromosomes, God didn't create you, you are miraculous spontaneous emergence of life outside of God's power and outside of Gods plan. That makes you demigods with the limitless potential of God himself.

People fear what they can't understand. In this case that is a college educated, well spoken, self validated woman that had to pay her own way the hard way.

Which tells you plenty about who PragerU wants freedom for.

Well I also figured it out the hard way but at least I was able to figure it out and leave that toxic environment.

🎶 "You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you..." 🎶

The lack of education yet blind confidence in making hateful remarks these days is so concerning

VOTE!

If you look up “facepalm” in the dictionary, this post is listed as one of the examples /s

Well it's not like wearing a Trump hat is objectively risible & being trans is not...(I'd like to know if she means "physically assaulted" or just called out? Because you don't hear much about MAGA-hat wearers getting physically assaulted.)

ELON MUSK CAN'T SPELL "AESTHETIC"???

The first law if thermodynamics is about a closed system, which the earth isn't.

If your business can't pay people enough to stay alive, then you don't have a viable business. Stop complaining about the free market.