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Satirecatsaysno • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago
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Redditor Posts In Local Subreddit Asking For Directions To A Bridge. Other Members Put 2 And 2 Together And Call The Police, Saving Their Life
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I remember a story of an astronaut going to give a talk in a school and one kid asked him "how do I become an astronaut?" and the astronaut replied "you have to go to school for a very long time and then train your body and mind and then pass a test. its very hard" and then the kid replied "thats like only 4 things!". Changed my outlook on life hahaSam_Paige25 reply
My husband was working at a child care center and his car was in the shop so he needed a ride. When I arrived to pick him up, one of the children who was also getting picked up asked if I was his mom. Because that's who picks up people from day care, moms and dads. Makes perfect sense using kid logic.Show All 10 Upvotes
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I don’t get anything for taxes like the people with kids do. I can’t get food stamps. If I need help with a bill, the community center won’t help me because I don’t have kids. Being told somethings wrong with you for not having them yet.Delightful_Lunatic reply
People with kids, will never stop treating you like you’re strange for not having them.Untimely_manners reply
1) You get excluded from friends events who have kids. 2) Some special events like Christmas may get lonely as everyone is with their families. 3) Less excuses to get off work. I have work colleagues that take off all the time as they have to watch their kids perform or look after their kids. I call b******t but nobody questions them. I don't get time off to enjoy being single. 4) People think there is something wrong with you. Nobody wants to have kids with you because you're hiding a dark secret etc. 5) People you may be somewhat close with assume you have excess money to spend on their kids. All I can think of, if the top of my head.Show All 8 Upvotes
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Redditor Posts In Local Subreddit Asking For Directions To A Bridge. Other Members Put 2 And 2 Together And Call The Police, Saving Their Life
HiThisIsMichael reply
I remember a story of an astronaut going to give a talk in a school and one kid asked him "how do I become an astronaut?" and the astronaut replied "you have to go to school for a very long time and then train your body and mind and then pass a test. its very hard" and then the kid replied "thats like only 4 things!". Changed my outlook on life hahaSam_Paige25 reply
My husband was working at a child care center and his car was in the shop so he needed a ride. When I arrived to pick him up, one of the children who was also getting picked up asked if I was his mom. Because that's who picks up people from day care, moms and dads. Makes perfect sense using kid logic.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet