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LSU fan who is cynical and pessimistic. Hater of both the LA Rams and Michigan Wolverines. Geaux Tigers

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Purple and Gold Panda • commented on 14 posts 10 months ago

Parents Cancel 15 Y.O. Son’s Birthday Party As Their Favored Daughter Was Not Interested In It

Where is my unsee juice. I wish I never read this, as it now put me in a bad mood.

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I'm bringing both urns of my parents.

Parents Cancel 15 Y.O. Son’s Birthday Party As Their Favored Daughter Was Not Interested In It

Where is my unsee juice. I wish I never read this, as it now put me in a bad mood.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Thrifting is good, but I don't want to support Goodwill, as they pay their disabled employees less than minimum wage.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

"Stop being poor. You're just lazy"/s.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

I like Jordan simply because he was a great player, but I think that Jordans are indeed overpriced.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Hey. That's an insult to all female dogs.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

No, those "Phones" were actually blocks of wood the whole time.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

Except the vaccine prevents it so we don't have to cure it in the first place. Polio, even when cured, leaves LASTING DAMAGE. Even if it's out of their system, the damage is already done. Most who got polio couldn't walk afterwards as it left them paralyzed. The vaccine is far safer as it never gives polio the chance to inflict its damage.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

The Tragedeigh of Darth Bhrandhey the Unfortunate.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

*There*/s

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

*They're*

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

Ok, then how about China, or India. They have a larger population than the US. They aren't as stupid as we are.

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Purple and Gold Panda • upvoted 10 items 10 months ago

Parents Cancel 15 Y.O. Son’s Birthday Party As Their Favored Daughter Was Not Interested In It

Where is my unsee juice. I wish I never read this, as it now put me in a bad mood.

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

I'm bringing both urns of my parents.

Parents Cancel 15 Y.O. Son’s Birthday Party As Their Favored Daughter Was Not Interested In It

Where is my unsee juice. I wish I never read this, as it now put me in a bad mood.

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

I'm bringing both urns of my parents.

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

It is. But people don't do much about it.

67 Unethical Business Practices That Are, Unsurprisingly, Still Very Common

Good ol' America, where people are more concerned with owning guns rather than if people can live off of their labor.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Thrifting is good, but I don't want to support Goodwill, as they pay their disabled employees less than minimum wage.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

"Stop being poor. You're just lazy"/s.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

I like Jordan simply because he was a great player, but I think that Jordans are indeed overpriced.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Hey. That's an insult to all female dogs.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

No, those "Phones" were actually blocks of wood the whole time.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

*They're*

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Purple and Gold Panda • upvoted an item 12 months ago

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Purple and Gold Panda • commented on 12 posts 1 year ago

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Narcissycopath

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Dentists don't make as much depending on the position. So I'd choose accounting. Even with the math, it's better than prodding someone's mouth for an hour.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Narcissycopath

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Dentists don't make as much depending on the position. So I'd choose accounting. Even with the math, it's better than prodding someone's mouth for an hour.

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There's 8 hours she'll never get back.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Yes, a large overburden.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

That's illegal.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

She is 18.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

It's also "God's Will" that people who abuse women like that rot in hell for eternity.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Yeah, because a woman can't be a breadwinner of the household. All MEN are created equal. Didn't say anything about women and we can't have smart women in this world, now can we? (Again, sarcasm of course, don't freak out)

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Legally, they can't. She's 18 and if she gets a full-ride, she can go to college regardless of what her parents want.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

I thought so too, but now that I know, it makes it even worse.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Man with IQ so low, another ice age would happen if it were temperature.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

What the everliving fu- (Technical difficulties). Brain.exe has stopped working.

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Purple and Gold Panda • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

It's also "God's Will" that people who abuse women like that rot in hell for eternity.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Legally, they can't. She's 18 and if she gets a full-ride, she can go to college regardless of what her parents want.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

It's also "God's Will" that people who abuse women like that rot in hell for eternity.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Legally, they can't. She's 18 and if she gets a full-ride, she can go to college regardless of what her parents want.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Man with IQ so low, another ice age would happen if it were temperature.

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Purple and Gold Panda • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Purple and Gold Panda • commented on 14 posts 10 months ago

Parents Cancel 15 Y.O. Son’s Birthday Party As Their Favored Daughter Was Not Interested In It

Where is my unsee juice. I wish I never read this, as it now put me in a bad mood.

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

I'm bringing both urns of my parents.

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

It is. But people don't do much about it.

67 Unethical Business Practices That Are, Unsurprisingly, Still Very Common

Good ol' America, where people are more concerned with owning guns rather than if people can live off of their labor.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Thrifting is good, but I don't want to support Goodwill, as they pay their disabled employees less than minimum wage.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

"Stop being poor. You're just lazy"/s.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

I like Jordan simply because he was a great player, but I think that Jordans are indeed overpriced.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Hey. That's an insult to all female dogs.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

No, those "Phones" were actually blocks of wood the whole time.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

The Tragedeigh of Darth Bhrandhey the Unfortunate.

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

*There*/s

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

*They're*

108 Of The Most Facepalm Things That Ever Happened

Ok, then how about China, or India. They have a larger population than the US. They aren't as stupid as we are.

Purple and Gold Panda • commented on 6 posts 1 year ago

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Narcissycopath

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Dentists don't make as much depending on the position. So I'd choose accounting. Even with the math, it's better than prodding someone's mouth for an hour.

People In This Online Group Asked To Be Roasted, 33 Folks Delivered

There's 8 hours she'll never get back.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

Yes, a large overburden.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

That's illegal.

50 "Insane Parents" Who Have This Whole Parenting Thing Completely Wrong (New Pics)

She is 18.

Purple and Gold Panda • upvoted 20 items 10 months ago

Parenting, Relationships

Guy Asks If He’s The Jerk For Helping His Younger Brother And Not The Twin Sister Who’s The Parents’ Favorite

Parents Cancel 15 Y.O. Son’s Birthday Party As Their Favored Daughter Was Not Interested In It

I feel this, too. My birthday is May 25th. In the US that tends to land on Memorial day. We went to the cemetery to put flowers on my great uncles and grandfather's graves. Then my cousin who is/was type 1 diabetic would take her insulin and refuse to eat because she wasn't the center of attention. My cake and ice cream were thrown in the trash and all my birthday presents were returned to the stores, because "You can't have a birthday or birthday party without your cousin" Christmas was just as bad, I got a single coupon for a Mc Donalds cheeseburger while my 3 cousins opened $1000 or more, each worth of presents. Then I got berated for crying and "You should be GRATEFUL for what you get"

Parents Cancel 15 Y.O. Son’s Birthday Party As Their Favored Daughter Was Not Interested In It

Where is my unsee juice. I wish I never read this, as it now put me in a bad mood.

Occasions, Parenting

Parents Cancel 15 Y.O. Son’s Birthday Party As Their Favored Daughter Was Not Interested In It

Fails, Funny

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wait until we all have augmented reality glasses (like the future Apple one): all these ads, app, .... pure happiness /s

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

Yeah but it's a sports game, what do you expect? It's literally just the same thing every year

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

Well lol, if you are age " blockable " you shouldnt be buying anything online, because lets face it, there is 99.9% chances you're using your parents card, and they should be the ones buying it.

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

It's not really deceptive. Inflation is happening whether it's a price increase or reduction of product.

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

$ 20 ??? Is it silk?

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

That one's arguably the stupidest and most impudent so far: You specifically buy bluetooth pods so you're not leashed to your phone and they not only kill that single advantage but have the audacity to advertize with "never needs charging"! OF COURSE I DOESN'T IF THERE'S NO BATTERY AND IT'S CONSTANTLY PLUGGED IN!

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

Our local chip shop has it's standard menu in the shop and a menu on Just Eat which is about 30% more expensive to reflect the commission it pays. I also notice that free delivery on Just Eat seems to have vanished.

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

Every country should have a law that states that ending an account/subscription must be as easy and convenient as it is to starting it.

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

That show is really awesome(I love Lucy) but the advertisements put a damper on it. Honest question, why are they doing this? It's not like they are startups

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

I didn’t know Ferrari was a Microsoft company.

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How is that legal??

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

They will try to offer the craziest deals if only they can get you to stay. It took me 20 minutes to finally cancel.

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

And I thought Steam was only a great gaming site!

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You buy a LICENCE to use their software, you never own it. So says the small print!

50 Jerk Design Examples Shared On This Online Group

Licenses were not revoked. It seems that some tried to upgrade the Steam version through Magix, which didn't work. Some mentioned that you only "license" software, never own it, It still is yours to use for as long as you wish. Unless it is a subscription, virtually any court in the world has thrown out any claims that the license can be revoked. You own the license to use it.

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