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Bored Panda has collected some of the worst mistakes, so you can learn from them and not make a fool of yourself like these guys did.
From a smoking pregnant woman accusing the sound of jackhammers of harming her unborn child to a lady who sends the insurance company photos of her own body's front, rear, and side views rather than her car's - these folks will go down in history because of their ignorance or a temporary brain eclipse. Scroll down to witness some of the most facepalm-worthy fails and vote for your favorite ones.
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#1
Can Atheists Walk On Water?
Abdellah Najime 8 years ago
Yeah but there was no camera back then... CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
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sunnyrei82 8 years ago
Even I, as a catholic, feel embarrassed by this kind of people. Definitely a Facepalm!
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#2
''Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?"
Hans 8 years ago
Uneducation combined with the urge to express your opinion leads to the world as we have it today.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I love how Americans literally think they are the whole world and not every one of them but you got those overzealous patriotic types who literally can't see the world past their borders
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
I made a comment about how awesome the Opening ceremonies were for the Bejing Olympics. I was accused of treason
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Marzipanda 8 years ago
Silly Brits and the rest of the world! Give them an inch and they'll take 1.609 kilometers.
BetaDaBomb 8 years ago
This kind of s**t makes me embarrassed to be American and it's Independence Day!
Julia Wolfe 8 years ago
In Spanish class, a young woman is astonished - and I mean ASTONISHED - that in Spanish the adjective goes after the noun. Then added "They must have been dyslexic when they developed this language."
Astrid S.H. 8 years ago
And your teacher teached you that? In spanish adjectives can go before OR after the noun. You may say "una roja manzana" or "una manzana roja". Both are correct, although second one is the nost common form. And I should know, spanish is my native lenguage.
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ViolinLover 8 years ago
Well, Celsius is calculated by when water freezes and boils, which I find quite logical, but how on earth do you calculate Fahrenheit?
Astrid S.H. 8 years ago
Fahrenheit is a scale that takes the temperature of a solution of brine (equal parts ice and salt) as 0 and so on. Ice melting point is 32°F so, symplifing, just take 32 from °F and you'll have °C
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bigoldthor 8 years ago
We shouldn't have to do this: T(°F) = T(°C) × 9/5 + 32...or this: T(°C) = (T(°F) - 32) × 5/9
Farnaz Khoshbakht 8 years ago
to self centered Americans, the whole world rotates around them ...ha ha ha
Myriam Ickx 8 years ago
In the same class, this remark about the metric system: used in every country in the world, EXCEPT... USA, Liberia and Myanmar... You Americans are in good company here!
#3
Busted
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
That awkward moment when you get busted on your browsing history. Pointing it out by yourself. Publicly.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Well you didn't come out of the closet you were thrown out by your internet
Kyan De Catfish 8 years ago
Well, atleast he didn't ruin the world... *cough*Trump*cough*
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Adriana E. Henricy 8 years ago
thats what you get from watching a lot of lesbian porn but not wanting them to marry!
Victor Vakaras 8 years ago
Proving that some people who have a problem with gays are closet cases.
Hemrich Gundesalf 8 years ago
In facebook its actually more about what you comment. So if you complaint a lot about it, guess what? Those words will be abundant.
#4
Turdnado
Hans 8 years ago
This one makes me angry. If you are blatantly stupid, do at least NOT invent things to justify your crooked political opinions.
Dayna Robinson 8 years ago
*this has nothing to do with the post* Kjorn, I have been seeing your comments everywhere...and I just have to say, I absolutely adore you. Haha, love seeing what you have to say.
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Catherine Rose 8 years ago
Um clearly this is a disaster drill, if it was a Muslim prayer they would all be facing the same direction...towards Mecca.
bianca johnson 8 years ago
In all seriousness, I'm from New York. This is how people in school prepare for tornados? Why?
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
Hallway most secure part of the school. Position to protect face and tummy from flying debris.
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로희 8 years ago
Muslims pray facing Ka'bah in Mecca (the Qibla), therefore not specifically facing east. It could be facing west, southeast, etc.; depends on one's location. :)
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#5
Throwback To When The Car Insurance Lady Asked My Mom For Front, Rear And Side Views
Tengericsillag 8 years ago
"Susan you look very nice but.." 😂😂 I LOVE the car insurance lady. :D How kind and polite.
Erwin Martinez 8 years ago
I'm glad Eva didn't ask he to take a picture of the junk in the trunk.
bigoldthor 8 years ago
This reminds of the (ACTUAL) 911 call from the lady who was locked "IN" her car. That's right folks: she called emergency services because she was locked inside her car, without her keys. These people procreate.
#6
It's A Mystery
David Vavilovas 8 years ago
This one is a 50/50 They either meant what caused their death, or what scenario they were to warrant them being killed by someone or something e.g. I wonder how they died; did they trip and a knife went through their cranium I wonder how they died; did that wound get him or was it an instant death
Helping Panda 8 years ago
This isn't as stupid as it sounds. Think about what would happen if someone found a dead body with a knife in the head today. Would we just go, "ah, okay, I see what happened here" and move on, or would we put a lot of effort figuring out what _really_ happened?
Erwin Martinez 8 years ago
I'm sure it didn't make any difference to the deceased.
Load More Replies... Jim 8 years ago
I just died a little inside knowing this isn't even the dumbest thing America will do today.
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
I hope that this once, at least, the commenter is not American.
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Marzipanda 8 years ago
The Roman was solider than most, but maybe his assailant didn't care for his Gallic breath.
#7
Barack Obama Had A Big Part In 9/11
Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
Every Saturday morning I catch Obama in the kitchen scaring my cats just so they'll burn rubber and spill their water bowl all over the place. Thanks, Obama.
Marko Jovanovic 8 years ago
And where was Obama he during attack on Pearl Harbor? Also not in oval office! I think i see pattern here
therealpixie 8 years ago
There are too many Americans who are this ignorant for this to be funny. It's pathetic.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Basically, there are a lot of s****y, insanely stupid people all over the world and natural selection doesn't work fast enough.
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William Teach 8 years ago
The problem here is that the idiot got confused and was probably thinking of what happened on 9/11/2012, the Benghazi attack.
#8
It's An Adjective
Marzipanda 8 years ago
One ought to get Lawson Butt and William Hurt to act out this scene. Butt-Hurt, they woulda/coulda been.
#9
Stopping The Train Didn't Go As Expected
#10
Are You Dumb?
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
I was just about to say the same thing! You beat me, Hans LOL!
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white widow 8 years ago
maybe she was being sarcastic or something... she was trolling, please tell me she was trolling.....
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I had a friend of mine that ended up going blind from getting pigeon poop in her eyes long story I guess it pooped on her but it was going to write her a Facebook message appoligizing for the bad events I got halfway through thought about it and then phoned her
DeadStillPretty 8 years ago
As a deaf person, if this IS a joke, then she is a f*****g a*****e and deserves to be punched in the tit (and that is not even sign language, at least not American Sign Language, doesn't look like Canadian or British either). If she just is that stupid then...how does she not walk out into oncoming traffic everyday?
V Michael Lazar 8 years ago
I'm guessing the poster doesn't know what ASL actually is. I'm reminded of a comic where a 'helpful' waitress offers a deaf man a braille menu.
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Ile De France 8 years ago
THEY CANNOT READ IT BLIND PEOPLE CAN READ NOTING SO THEY ARE USLESSS
PurpleUnicorn 8 years ago
She does understand that sign language is for deaf or hearing impaired people how are blind people supposed to see that
#11
Only In Ireland
Marzipanda 8 years ago
Once again, not to mention any names including whathisface Tom McEldroon.
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
Coming from an Irish background, we all know that snitches get stitches. It's just the way we are, even in simple cases like this. He probably gave a fake name.
#12
I'm Not A Taxi Service
Vlad Horobet 8 years ago
Taxi driver: Yes, I work as a taxi driver, but I am my own boss. I don't take orders from no one! Me: Yup, as you say. Take a left here.
#13
Think Of The Kids!
Lara B. 8 years ago
FFS. If this person reacts to epilepsy like that, what will this person say to depression? "Just put a smile on your face and you'll be finde!"
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
That person is a parent?! I hope her kid grows up like a more sensible human being.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
My mother is a diabetic with depression issues and extreme back pain she's got about 20 different pills. Imagine if his mother saw my mom cuz apparently my mother is a regular drug addict trying to influence her clean son. These are the same people who won't vaccinate their children and make people like that one girl with the autoimmune disorder suffer and die because of stupidity on there end. These people should not be allowed to reproduce
Kenny Lawhorn 8 years ago
I have to take a handful of pills and I get told I'm a druggie:-/
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Hans 8 years ago
The same person will probably stuff his or her children up with homeopathic stuff, even in case of serious deseases.
jacluckycat 8 years ago
Having had a grand mal seizure in front of a child, i can attest to the fact that it can be quite a traumatic thing for a young child to witness. Imagine seeing your caregiver flopping and flailing around, and then being completely unresponsive while paramedics and emt's load them up in an ambulance and take them away. And all the while you're too young to understand what's going on. This person probably should not procreate if they truly believe this is preferable to taking a pill in front of a child.
Amber Ice 8 years ago
Looks like she didn't even read her explanation, or she's even more stupid for not knowing what epilepsy is or apparently prefers her child to be possibly traumatized this way
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Danny Root 8 years ago
My ex-girlfriend was similar to this as well. I am bi-polar and take medicine daily for it to keep me "normal" and when with my ex, she said I didn't need medicine but rather I just needed to pray harder and God would take it away. Now I am Christian and all, but come on... If only it were that simply for all life's problems.
Edwin Lesperance 8 years ago
Right, after the seizure ends, just 'will it away.' It works! But only after the seizure, and before the next.
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What's Tony Hawk Up To These Days?
It's Caturday 8 years ago
Well, she's looking at an ID that says "Tony Hawk" and doesn't even stop to consider that that's who he is.
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#15
This Dumb
Mallory Sanders 8 years ago
He ended up on that beach from Inception, don't you remember?
Load More Replies... Ashley Fernandes 8 years ago
Us silly Canadians...thinking that facts actually matter. How f****d up are we?!?!
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Speaking for baymax: i rate it at negative six
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#16
"Marinara"
FABULOUS1 8 years ago
I was addicted to pesto, and almost made it 3 years without. Then my aunt says just try some mine is the best, the entire family is doing it. Now I have to go back to rehab
#17
Measurements Done Wrong
Helping Panda 8 years ago
Legend has it A&W used to have a 1/3 pound competitor to the McDonald's quarter pound burger. It tasted better and it cost the same. It failed because people thought it was overpriced as they expected to pay less for 1/3 pound than for 1/4 pound.
Hemrich Gundesalf 8 years ago
Well, 3 is less than 4, right? (Don't rant on me. I'm being sarcastic)
#18
Smarty Pants
Steve Bowman 8 years ago
Hey, it works on this site also: My password is **************.
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sunnyrei82 8 years ago
how can people believe that? It's like the whole "iphone recharged in the microwave" thing. Facepalm deserved!
IcarusOfTheSkywings 3 years ago
I saw one where people were asking how rich you would be if your ssn was your account balance. Pretty much lawful evil.
#19
For That Price It Better Be
Marzipanda 8 years ago
It's a forgery! Original is 36.25" x 29". I'm calling the police d'arte.
Mary Kavanagh 8 years ago
Found it difficult to uptick this for laughing! 😂😂
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Noel Benavente 8 years ago
Let's ask the author personally to be sure... i'll google his phone number.
#20
Kill Me Now
Lara B. 8 years ago
I read this a few months ago. Dear Lord!!! How can anyone not know Sir Paul McCartney?
yerawitchSam13 8 years ago
I overheard some young teens in Kohl's looking at a Beatles shirt and they were saying how much they copy One Direction and they aren't original.
Astrid S.H. 8 years ago
I want to slap the new gen out of their ignorance, but i'll mostly pitty them... Also i blame the generation that raised them for it, and i really want to punch them in the face.
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Dora Grady 8 years ago
There are still people out there who don't know that Paul McCartney was in another band before Wings.
#21
You Weren't There, You Don't Know
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
Hey we don't know for sure! Let's jump in the DeLorean to check!
Load More Replies... darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
This actually gave me a headache because people in the past know events about things in the future just like people in the future know things about the past right...? my God
Noel Benavente 8 years ago
The player that will score the winning goal of the 2074 World Cup has not been born yet... but let's talk about him!
Master Markus 8 years ago
Where she'll suffocate? That felt like the implication...
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Manspreader In Recovery.....?
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Wow. The poster of: "I have never seen a well mannered man on a plane - enjoy!" is the even more sexist than the original poster.
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
I know manspreading is a real thing, blugeagua and as a man myself I also find it horrible behaviour of certain men. But there are many times men don't do that, so what she and the responding lady said was just sexist. Don't know if the original poster was joking or sincere, so I won't be too harsh on her on that, though.
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V Michael Lazar 8 years ago
If they took a picture of you and posted it on the internet, for whatever reason, it's an invasion of privacy. Tack on a presumptive, judgmental comment about manspreading. The fact that strapping one's legs together like that is usually a sign of epilepsy or motor function disorder makes it a derogatory comment directed towards a disabled person in an unauthorized photo. They are making fun (making a joke or not taking seriously) of a disabled person (person with debilitating mental or physical condition).
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Ry 8 years ago
As a man, we only "manspread" because it is more comfortable than squeezing our @#$%&*- balls with our legs!
Peta Everton 7 years ago
I never think people need to squish their balls but there is a massive difference between leaving room for two golf balls to rest and almost literally two watermelons at times.
Load More Replies... Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
It could just be his bag. You can't have carry ons these days & a lot of ppl can't fit their "personal item" under the seat so they do this. Whatever the case is, it's rude as fu(k to invade his privacy by taking a photo, & to then make presumptions. These are the people the world needs less of.
Dolly Clinard 8 years ago
I have severe epilepsy and have had to wear one of these and it isn't fun or funny
#23
Facepalm
Jhoa 8 years ago
But it's pretty rude to assume anyone isn't flying first class, quarter, half or fully famous.
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Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
I'm not saying she wasn't rude, but doesn't it seem like Tony Hawk has a "But I'm famous, why doesn't anyone recognize me?" complex going on? Is this the celebrity version of a mid-life crisis?
Peta Everton 7 years ago
In my opinion his fame started before the social media age so he isn't as easily recognized. For many people he is the guy who skates and is in a fair few games with a face made of like 12 pixels. Plenty of people know his name but not his face. And I don't think he has a complex going on, more because he does manage to float just under the radar people do make assumptions about him more often than not.
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#24
The Future Is Awesome
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I had my cousin ask how to turn on the TV I told him clap twice he actually fell for the old Clapper thing he's 14 how does he even know what that is
Kenny Lawhorn 8 years ago
Roll down the window. Hang up the phone. Ringing off the hook. Etc...
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#25
Louie The Astronaut
#26
It's Beautiful
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
This is hilarious, but surprisingly heartwarming at the same time!
Hemrich Gundesalf 8 years ago
Ok, let me see... This is Heath Ledger wearing makeup of the Joker who is not wearing makeup in a scene where he poses as a policeman among other actor who are wearing makeup to shoot the scene as policemen who are not wearing makeup. Did I get it right?
Tiffany Wilson 8 years ago
This reminds me of the time that the internet was up in arms about Steven Spielberg posing next to the triceratops from Jurassic Park and they all thought he had killed an endangered dinosaur.
#27
Penta - 5 Points
Hans 8 years ago
I also always wonder what these chinese sign tattoos are supposed to me. If I was a tattoo artist, I would probably ink "I am stupid" and proclaim this means "Wisdom | Strength | Prosperity".
Yugan Talovich 8 years ago
I read Chinese and assure you, some are... striking. My favorite said 阿呆美國人 dumb American.
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Stina Kolling 8 years ago
She deserves it for getting a scratcher tattoo at someone's house instead of something proper.
#28
Found A Wild Facepalm In Its Natural Habitat
Victor Vakaras 8 years ago
Meanwhile, in Turkey, they've banned teaching evolution.
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
How dare you call our precious children homo anything you godless heathen. Lol
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Zenozenobee 8 years ago
This person point is totally valid. I mean, this one seems closer from vegetal reing... maybe even mineral if we consider how much (s)he's dense...
Luna Kittenwarrior 8 years ago
*sniff sniff* What's that smell..? *sniff sniff* Can it be? *sniff sniff* I smell an idiot!
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
I went to school in Texas & thankfully never encountered this level of stupidity. Must be a very small town. Or she was joking. I hope so.
#29
When You Forget To Write Your Review Anonymously
Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
It's why I love the posters here at Bored Panda - especially Paul K. Johnson. His posts are the most awesomest!
Marzipanda 8 years ago
You can never have too much Ginger at this fine establishment, says the other Ginger.
Anouk 8 years ago
It's usually frowned upon to stroke your own ego whilst at work..
Load More Replies... darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
When nobody is willing to stroke your ego and you have to go out of your way to do it yourself
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
This is a whole new level of self praising. It would be even worse (or better, I don't know) if she planned it to NOT be anonymously
#30
A Guy I Went To School With Just Posted This On Instagram. Don't Worry, They Saved The Little Dude
Sheralyn 8 years ago
OK this may sound really stupid but I don't encounter many wild animals where I live... Why not? :)
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Dumb s**t even if it was a turtle (how can't people tell the difference) its fine it made it to where you found it. It'll make it back.
Elena Rogers 8 years ago
By all means, put an animal *next to* the water if you think it wants to be there... But don't lob it in. 😂
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#31
Just Stop Talking
#32
A Sun Is A Sun
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
Yep! yet, please, don't put it in your fruit salad ;)
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Did you know that a square was a type of rectangle oh my God your mind is blown
#33
You Raging D*****bag
bianca johnson 8 years ago
What do we call the subspecies of man that can survive without a brain?
Load More Replies... Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago
I think this guy is a supporter of *that* group, you know the one.
#34
Do My Kids Have A Rare Skin Condition?
Andrea Seiden Giroux 8 years ago
I've always said there should be some sort of test administered before parents take their kids home with them. lol
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
The son imbeds me with dirt every summer, oh wait that's a freaking tan
It's Caturday 8 years ago
I think Renske is confused by your writing "son", rather than "sun". So, no, she's not stupid. Your writing, however, is hard to understand.
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Cat Meow 8 years ago
Let's hope the mom didn't try cleaning their skin with a coarse scrubbing brush
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
Honestly I'm mixed but it's very hard for me to tan & I have had to wash an area to check (flip flop lines, etc). Sometimes it's a tan & sometimes not. I guess my skin color is kind of like dirt. These kids obviously have tans though.
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Hamlets twin 8 years ago
You get that too?!?! mine's a little different though I turn all red and sometimes my skin peals off!!
Peta Everton 7 years ago
Those are super impressive tans. I don't tan. My legs are almost see through.
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
"dirt bedded into their skin"...Is this person...racist against their own child? T_T
#35
I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude
Luna Kittenwarrior 8 years ago
"This isn't your everyday stupid... this is ADVANCED stupid." -Spongebob SquarePants
#36
Classic Alyssa
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
Maybe she got married. The first is A. R. ___ and now it's A. R. ___. Marriage didn't bring her some neurons though...
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Lisa Shelton 8 years ago
Fake. Totally different name on the second one and from a totally different bank.
lasagna's underrated 8 years ago
She could've got married. You can also change banks.
Load More Replies... Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Oh goodness... It probably didn't take her long to get a third card. That's probably a record.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
"Hey jim i got a free car!" "Really, how?" "This idiot has given out her credit card pics online what a dumbass!"
Hemrich Gundesalf 8 years ago
I really wonder how the hell these people manage to make money while I have a hard time making ends meet. Is the univers so well balanced that it provides idiots with better opportunities and freebies?
#37
Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
Well "my father is stronger than your's!"... it is just good enough for kindergarden anyway....
#38
Before Google Maps
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
They have these paper things with drawn roads on them it's like Google Maps but manual it's called.... wait for it..... a map
Christine Musal 8 years ago
In ancient times we would have to buy a complicated folding piece of paper. We called them maps.
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
Sometimes, I wonder what would happen if some nuclear accident happened and we were left without any electronics. Young people who have always known just that would probably be dead in a couple of months... I'm still glad we got rid of those paper maps; are they even possible to fold correctly?
Adriana E. Henricy 8 years ago
is the education that poor or are they not paying attention to anything ever?
Victor Vakaras 8 years ago
If some disaster befalls us, that takes out all technology, millennials will be the first to die.
V Michael Lazar 8 years ago
"How did people navigate before GPS?" "We live in NJ. We got lost using paper maps instead of an app and our passenger's sarcastic voice telling us we missed our turn instead of a snarky computer's."
Janet Martin 8 years ago
One of my coworkers uses her cell phone to check math done on the adding machine. Oh, to be young again!
#39
My Friend's Smart Phone Is Racist
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
When I was a kid and I first discovered that was a place on the globe I was trying to figure out why there was a country named after such a horrible horrible word
Helping Panda 8 years ago
Yes. Just like "bigger". Maybe that's why the "stupid" phone has been correcting it...
Load More Replies... ANAIS WILSON 3 years ago
i mean are yall surprised people still think Nigeria and Niagara Falls is the same thing
#40
Immigrants Bad, Says Emigrant
Daniel Losinger 8 years ago
This reminds me of Reverend Noah Hutchings of Southwest Radio Ministries. He married a woman from Cambodia and he says people from other countries should not be allowed to come to the United States.
Master Markus 8 years ago
That just made me think of Trump. Oh, but she's a WHITE immigrant!
Load More Replies... ADHORTATOR 8 years ago
Oh yes... my father had a friend, he worked 35 years abroad, an after retirement he went back to Italy, complaining about all the foreigners living there...
jacluckycat 8 years ago
My mum emigrated to this country and now supports border closure. People are funny
Nicklas Linder 7 years ago
A Swedish racist politician is moving to Hungary. Why? They don't accept immigrants... *facepalm*
#41
Found On An Amazon Review For Some Mousepad
Benny Lava 8 years ago
"Hi! Is this customer support? I'm upgrading my DirectX version soon and I wanted to know whether my desk chair will still function".
Jose Baeyens 8 years ago
Nope...only works with XP and some versions of Win 7, if you download the right driver....
#42
Here We Observe A Rare Moment, When The Media Tell The Truth
Klára Koubová 8 years ago
"INSIDE: Do you think Diana is dead? Or have you seen her in Morocco? Call now: 0900 000 0000. IF NOT, call: 0900 000 0000." WHAT??? :D :D
Adriana E. Henricy 8 years ago
In the news a few days ago, this reported said about a tragic fire "took the lives of 7 dead people"
V Michael Lazar 8 years ago
Was thinking the same since the title bar says "Exclusive to all newspapers"
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#43
"It's Spelled Australia*"
Enea 8 years ago
I'm from Austria. It happens practically everywhere outside Europe. I've once had a very ling conversation with someone who wanted me to sponsor an education in Australia, all the while insistently ignoring that I included Austria as often as possible into the discussion. I think he ascribed it to my crazy Australian dialect...
#44
For Real, How?
Helping Panda 8 years ago
I need to remember this, it's the perfect response to so many questions!!!
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Leonardo Sinigaglia 8 years ago
For my calendar it's about the year 4 billions! You wrong! :-)
#45
Jackhammers Will Harm Your Unborn Child
rai mei 8 years ago
worries about the sound of jackhammers but apparently does not about smoking
Sally Willis 8 years ago
I think that's kinda the point of why this was included.
Load More Replies... Hans 8 years ago
I wonder how you even can write such an article. I think I would write "Dumb Mellissa is dumb", even if it would cost me my job at the newspaper.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Yeah, the caption would've ended "worries about the effect on her unborn child from the sound of jackhammers, but not from cigarettes, apparently."
Load More Replies... Leni 8 years ago
Apart from the obvious smoking tho, I went to the movies recently (I'm 32 weeks preggo) and I thought my baby was gonna crawl out of there lol they really don't like loud sounds. My ribs still hurt :')
Elena Rogers 8 years ago
I went to a metal concert when pregnant (Sabaton and Alestorm if you wanted to know) and my baby loved it. Now he's 9 months old and still loves that music.
Load More Replies... Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
And this is how your entire state becomes stereotyped as inbred rednecks.
Azrael Vantas [Bringer of Tyranny] 7 years ago
People like this should not be allowed to breed.
Jose Baeyens 8 years ago
....maybe she should have a drink to calm her down ? What the hell, let her have a whole bottle ! 😂
#46
Girl Takes Wedding Photos With Snapchat
Hans 8 years ago
If you use this font, you haver other problems than lost photos from a service that deletes photos automatically.
bigoldthor 8 years ago
Any dumba$$ stupid enough to record a wedding on a cell phone (let alone Snapchat!) deserves to be beaten with a camera tripod. Repeatedly, and severely. Please do no procreate...we beg of you.
#47
Kids Born In The 00's
error_404_user_not_found 5 years ago
poundstupid, I'm 12 not all of us are so stupid
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Joris Pluy 8 years ago
when you pressed on the hashtag for a couple of seconds, then the phone went in mute-modus :-)
bianca johnson 8 years ago
Just learned that twitter invented the #.you learn something new everyday!
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
What do the do if they see a sign 3#/$1? Welcome to the last country on Earth using English Standard.
Rakesh Pandey 8 years ago
I guess, they just needed us to practice hashtagging before twitter was launched!
Matija Potočnik 4 years ago
And subtitles on tv have been using the # for singing since around 1979
#48
Best Radiohead Song Ever
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Even so, I'm sure I'd end up doing something like this... (I'm not the brightest person, sometimes...)
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Boniko Tó 8 years ago
was a satirical article...that didn't really happen. So, the question is: does this speak against the page that posts satire as real news without being able to differentiate between the two or against the readers who believe any c**p they read? (Probably everyone needs to decide for themselves)
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Does that mean they tune better then they play? Never much liked them
#49
Guy Posts Picture Of 3ds Prepaid Card On Twitter, Forgets To Use The Code Beforehand
It's Caturday 8 years ago
How is that karmic? Did he commit an unjust act he must be punished for?
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#50
No More Homosex
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
I love how Cambells ForHelp stays so beautifully calm throughout this train wreck
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Because there's two men in a commercial that must make them gay not a stay-at-home dad with their friend or something people don't think
jacluckycat 8 years ago
I remember first seeing the aforementioned commercial and feeling proud of Campbell's for their inclusion of "non-traditional" families in their advertising even though THIS was an inevitable result
Tabitha Taveira 8 years ago
Unfortunately, that isn't an official Campbells account making those comments. Most people should know that a majority of what was said, wouldn't ever be written by such a large company.
Master Markus 8 years ago
13 children!? You should've thought about aborting some babies a long time ago. Why do the stupid ones always have the most kids? Because the smart ones don't think that contraception will get them magically tortured for eternity.
#51
"And This, My Friends, Is Called Pollution"
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
The planet is 2/3 water so I assume that it can handle quite a bit of water vapor
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Hamlets twin 8 years ago
Open your eyes people! Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) will kill us all!!!! http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
#52
Those Annoying Emergency Vehicles
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
"I don't care let them die I need to make it to work." Some people are so very inconsiderate and stupid.
Shana 8 years ago
Untill they need help themselves, then police, fire dep or ambulance aren't fast enough...
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An Election Every Year
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
I want people to know we think we're stupid. An average American looks at people like this and wants to take them out of the gene pool.
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#54
*Internal Screaming Intensifies*
Sebastian Sarabia 8 years ago
From the tree... from the stem depends on the height of the tree...
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
It's okay Mom I can't use the right one either grammar and me have never been friends
#55
Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko Watering Trees In The Rain
MysticalMan 8 years ago
At least the tree growing out of the top of the guys head is getting rained on.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
They probably had to complete the ceremony that they planted the tree for you can't just not water it anyways a light drizzle like that is not going to saturate the tree roots completely so that it has the ability to get started properly.
Damien McDallydally 8 years ago
Damn boredpanda. Are you really this dumb? IT'S A CEREMONY.. The action itself doesn't necessarily mean anything. It's the symbolic gesture behind it. Two leaders working together so that their people can grow stronger. "haha watering s**t in rain, how stupid of them".. I know 90% of your articles come from reddit, but come on. Use your brain.
Angel Wong 8 years ago
I didn't see anything wrong in the picture at first, until I read the caption. It is common to use an umbrella as a sunshade in my region.
Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
Mostly for the symbolic obviously...Some workers planted the tree, president had to do sth with it, and not just sit and Watch...
Michael Sharp 8 years ago
It's ceremonial, like turning over the first sod with a golden shovel.
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
Besides trees needing a bunch of water after transplantation this is a symbolic gesture. Just like the last railroad spike on a new line being gold, or a ribbon cutting ceremony.
#56
Sun Cancer
Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago
And that said reptile obama used the illuminati to cause 9/11 and that the moon is a robot built by aliens and that hatler is a dolphin who is living in Argentina and that the earth is flat and that... I'm out of theories.
Load More Replies... Janet Martin 8 years ago
That's an example of free thinking!!!! Free of facts, logic, common sense. Totally free!
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
There's a conspiracy theorist out there that I know that claims that the new Canadian money in case you don't know from wherever you are is that clear plastic windows through them with some shiny stuff to make them look pretty and apparently if you line up enough of the same bill in the same direction it creates a microchip that will tell the government where you are I love crazy people they make the world go round
Red Wyvern Emperor 6 years ago
I have seen some stupid conspiracy theories, but this takes the cake. XD
Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago
The "Truth" is that if you believe the sun cures cancer and sunscreen causes it, you are dumb.
#57
Girl Needs A "Wine Opener," Is Holding A Swiss Army Knife With A Corkscrew
Danny Root 8 years ago
Why some people should not be allowed near knives. Or wine for that matter.
#58
Yet Another Facebook Fail
Daniel Losinger 8 years ago
That response is a gross oversimplification of why the US Civil War happened.
Anouk 8 years ago
I think, that, like, you know, Nicole might not be able to handle anything more than gross oversimplification.
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Michael Fournier 8 years ago
Wow really? Well she is right about one thing she wouldn't have to worry about studying it.
Lena Sterling 8 years ago
but nicole is right, without this war she wouldn't been allowed to go to school, so she had to learn a lot less.
Azrael Vantas [Bringer of Tyranny] 7 years ago
"Being free? Hell no, I just want less to work on!"
Janet Martin 8 years ago
I don't think she should study anything anymore. It won't do her any good.
Hemrich Gundesalf 8 years ago
Yeah.. let's just stop doing things. History is already too crowded with events.
BoredBunnies 8 years ago
She has dark skin by the profile, so she wouldn't even be in school if it didn't happen.
#59
Genius Meth Users
Quinn Gusinow 5 years ago
anyone else notice that they didn't really cover up the name of the Police station? Just look at the FB pfp
#60
Use Time Wisely
Cat Meow 8 years ago
There are no words for this. How did this person even get through school?
bianca johnson 8 years ago
She stopped around the second grade when we learn how to tell time. Unfortunately I believe my younger brother learned to count to 100 before that.....
Load More Replies... Angel Wong 8 years ago
If not for the 2nd comment she would not have made a fool of herself... 759 will become 800 in a matter of 41 more follows.
V Michael Lazar 8 years ago
Yeah, was thinking the same. If she'd not said anything else, he would have looked like the dumb one.
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#61
Quality Facepalm
Aunt Messy 8 years ago
And they say people shouldn't have to have a license to have children. She gives the poor kid a stripper name and makes sure no one will ever be able to spell it....I predict this is a child that will run away to live with a wolf pack when she's six. The wolves are more coherent.
Marzipanda 8 years ago
Or ask the sperm donor since the sperm was produced by his testes and put in layaway 72 days prior. Bhrandheyyy is already a year old and ready to walk to the therapist on her own.
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
"bhrandhey"is enought .Everything after that is just a confirmation of the mother IQ
Risa Lovee 8 years ago
Koreans do count their children's age from the time they were in the womb. So their age are always plus 1.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I wonder how long a parent that stupid will be able to keep their child for. or after a comment like that children services already decided to take them before the mom could do any more damage to the kid
Embalin alingaling 8 years ago
Koreans count the 9 months in the womb with their age, tho I'm pretty sure this person speaking w/ that in mind
#62
Oops
Franklin Dang 8 years ago
is the guy on the left wearing 2 mask or is the mask too big for his head i really cant tell....
V Michael Lazar 8 years ago
He's wearing Guy Fawkes mask over a fleshtone mask.
Load More Replies... Zach Heimann 2 years ago
I can just imagine a party city with employee walking by , seeing a bunch of idiots posing in front of a camera, then walking away, because they’re just so done with life
#63
Iss Vs Isis
Noel Benavente 8 years ago
Some TV news presenter in my country said TWICE (in two different days) that NASA was spying people...
#64
This Teen
Kjorn 8 years ago
bad parenting. my kids are 9,6 and 3. we go to a Library, we read book. they know how this simple place work!!!
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
Good job, Kjorn. Your kids will be some of the brightest from their generation if they read enough! ^_^
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#65
The Logic Of Adding 'Porn' After Things Like 'Food' And 'Sky' Does No Apply To Everything
Monika Przymuszala 8 years ago
Wait for that knock on the door.. any minute now. 'Open up, Police!'
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Why do people feel the need to have the word porn to the end of things anyways. I watch House shows do I watch design porn? I watch the animal planet am i watching animal porn? Never mind i kinda am...
Master Markus 8 years ago
It's kind of weird to me that watching animals have sex is generally considered totally fine, but non-graphic human sex gets people all like "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"
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Nymeria Of Rhoyne 8 years ago
Its kind of an internet thing now . People add 'porn' To anything that interests /Satisfies them.Search for Food porn or Design porn.
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Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
They might have gone with the more old-fashioned "add heaven after everything we like" and called it "Baby Heaven" or even "Baby Fever".
#66
First Things First
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
How did this person earn their drivers licence in the first place?
Anouk 8 years ago
It's a pity that this moron will never realise how lucky he is that the nasty gooey red splotch on the inside of his car is just spaghetti and not his dumbass brain.
bianca johnson 8 years ago
He may not have a brain at the moment, nothing to lose but the spaghetti.
Load More Replies... darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Next time opt for a sandwich. I don't condone eating while driving it's a distraction but at least a sandwich you can coordinate better
Leonardo Sinigaglia 8 years ago
Please, teach me how to eat spaghetti while driving. I will pay more attention.
Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
Search, "Work fails" on YouTube. Saw one where the back of a van and the guy sitting back there were totally covered in paint. No explanation but I assume the driver had to slam on his brakes for some reason.
#67
Guy Takes A Pic Of His Hands To Show The Length And Width Of Phone He Is Selling
Marzipanda 8 years ago
How about you take a picture in the mirror with your phone so you can see how silly you look, genius.
#68
Found This Headache On My Facebook Feed
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Two things could be going on here when he's 13 and should not be playing video games like that anyways and has a reason to be that naive cuz he's Young or he's old enough to play these games and he's that absolutely stupid
d r e a m w o r l d 7 years ago
(Not really nine, sis commented with my account.)
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Robert Morson 8 years ago
So, when you shift into reverse, does that physically move then engine to the back of the car?
#69
Sunny Night
Captain Ani 8 years ago
This is so obviously satire, it's pretty stupid that its even here. The sub it's been posted to (which is in the parenthesis) is called /r/ShittyAskScience. Obviously a joke sub :/ Come on, people, really.
sunnyrei82 8 years ago
Hahaha! this reminded me: a while ago, there was this tv host on a mexican show who said that she was amazed because she once visited a place where sometimes the moon could be seen on daylight! The rest of the cast stared at her without knowing if she was joking or being plain serious.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I guess move to the attic that will you've got six months of sunlight at night
#70
Simple Math: The Fall Of Man
Steve Bowman 8 years ago
Why is she selling the computers? She's the only one who really needs them...
Leni 8 years ago
If owning a computer made a person smarter approx 80% of the internet would not exist :')
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Danny Root 8 years ago
And then they try to rectify the situation by dropping the individual price by 20 bucks a piece while keeping the combo price the same. Classic stupidity at its finest!
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
OMFG this person, selling those laptops/notebooks, are as thick as two planks!
#71
When Polio Is Better Than Peanut Allergy
Hans 8 years ago
All freedom notwithstanding, sometimes I wonder if some parents would need to be educated by force before procreating. Their poor children.
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
This is why we have mandatory vaccination with no possible excuse of religion. Only allergies can put you out of vaccination and if the danger from the allergies is lower than the danger from vaccination (for example peanut allergy), then they will still give the vaccine. Should be the same in any country that wants to be tagged as developed.
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Purple and Gold Panda 2 years ago
Except the vaccine prevents it so we don't have to cure it in the first place. Polio, even when cured, leaves LASTING DAMAGE. Even if it's out of their system, the damage is already done. Most who got polio couldn't walk afterwards as it left them paralyzed. The vaccine is far safer as it never gives polio the chance to inflict its damage.
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Debbie Pugsley 8 years ago
Maybe it would be better for the world if their whole family got polio.
Jay Cee 2 months ago
I wouldn't wish polio on anybody not even a MAGA numb-nut.
Load More Replies... Master Markus 8 years ago
PEANUT OIL ISN'T USED IN VACCINES! And why would it be? As far as I know, peanut oil has no particular benefits that other oils don't have.
V Michael Lazar 8 years ago
Some medicinal compounds don't suspend well in water, so oils are used. For instance, certain hormones are suspended in cottonseed or sesame oil. It is possible that some vaccines might need an oil base instead of water. And if a known allergy exists, often a different company will have the same compound suspended in a different oil.
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#72
All You Americans Could Be Rich
#73
Girl On My Facebook Delivers Again
Vlad Horobet 8 years ago
shh don't tell them, let them get sorted out by natural selection. Let them eat more almonds.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Yeah, like naturopaths. If someone is a naturopath, I would suggest being skeptical of all of their health claims until you can verify them with an actual doctor.
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Someone Got Mad About The NBC News Affiliate In My City "Changing Their Logo"
Lisanne de Jong 8 years ago
I hope this person never looks outside when the Sun shines while it's raining...
#75
How The Fuck Do Cereal Bars Work?
Lara B. 8 years ago
Guys... come on. Some of these are made up, right? RIGHT??? Please let them be made up!!!
Asia 8 years ago
I refuse to believe otherwise. Can people be this stupid...?
Load More Replies... bianca johnson 8 years ago
I think it's actually a genius idea though. Like a ball of cereal, pre-measured surfing size. You drop it into the milk and it breaks apart! Somebody invent this
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Maybe YOU should! That way, YOU get all the money! ;D
Load More Replies... darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
With the same logic I should go running around the grocery store with a knife and stabbing every single box of cereal I see that's what a serial (cereal) killer is right
#76
$1400 Walmart Mistake. What A Blockhead
Danny Root 8 years ago
$700 for a phone you'll just be trading in or getting rid of in 2 years. Funny.
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Funny you should mention this. I have had the same old phone for about 5 years. The kicker? It's an old LG Cosmos! Not even a smartphone!
Load More Replies... Angel Wong 8 years ago
The first statement says the person returned the phones... so the swap happened afterwards.
Purple and Gold Panda 2 years ago
No, those "Phones" were actually blocks of wood the whole time.
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Oh, Right
Iapetos 8 years ago
Sorry, but this fascism. Abortion can never be a legitimate way of controlling the population.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Yes it can. But like, make it voluntary, not forced.
Load More Replies... Master Markus 8 years ago
I'm not into the "kill people for having one extra kid" thing, or CHEMICAL CASTRATION (bloody hell, you can get minor surgery in order to prevent releasing sperm / eggs) but I do think that the human population is a serious issue, and since the growth is most substantial in undeveloped or developing countries, where information is not readily available or is, perhaps, blocked by the government, I'm not sure of the best course of action.
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
Right now we don't actually need population control in the USA (where I live). Collectively, we are having so few children that there won't be enough young people to pay in for social security and too many old people so the system won't work. I'm still planning to adopt, though.
Hemrich Gundesalf 8 years ago
I'm affraid his three younger siblings are actually the reason for his way of thinking.
Gilda 8 years ago
Holy c**p it's starting overly left wing social justice warriors might just live to see themselves become the villains like a bad comic book
Faith Stroup 7 years ago
In my opinion. Abortion is murder. The baby has a heartbeat at 4 week therefore is a human being. The ONLY time abortion is acceptable is if the mother, child, or both will die as a result of the pregnancy. and that only if they're SURE of it. If the child has a disorder they need to be allowed to live. Special kids are gifted to special people and so many of them fails Gods test. There are so many people out there who physically cannot have a child and would be more than happy to take the child in. If you don't want a baby use the necessary protection or just don't procreate at all. A rape case is kinda understandable but still not, seeing as how it was not the childs fault their father was a horrible "person". If you become pregnant you need to take responsibility for your actions instead of being selfish and murdering an unborn child who is relying on you for protection and love. Thats like killing a person in a nursing home because they're too much work for you. It's murder...
Jesse Schröder 4 years ago
and what about rape? In that case, abortion should be legal as well.
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Some People Are So Stupid
Linda Gulley 8 years ago
Posting that you're breaking the law and cannot do kindergarten math. Nice.
Hemrich Gundesalf 8 years ago
I thought my local store was trying to fool me into paying more when buying in bulk, but know I actually think they are just terrible at math.
SquirrelLuvr 8 years ago
Anyone wanna buy some illegally burned movies...Shhh, keep it on the DL though
#79
88 IQ (Top 81%!) Who Can Top That?
Danny Root 8 years ago
How is she even on a computer with an IQ that low? I guess she thinks "top 81%" means she is smarter than 81% of other people? lol
#80
Medium Rare
Cat Meow 8 years ago
Consider it natural selection. This planet will be a much better planet with these people having natural selected themselves
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Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
The salmonella might not be the flavour you want to have with this.
Yasmin Salih 8 years ago
But he can't get salmonella from chicken. Remember 😁
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#81
Killing Evil Foreigners Is Ok, But Killing Evil Americans Is Wrong
Danny Root 8 years ago
This isn't only an American attitude, it's just an example. Many people around the world have this exact same attitude for their home country.
Traci Ramirez 8 years ago
I'm an American. I don't know where we went wrong to produce so many of these idiots. I wish we were correcting the problem but we only seem to be voting them to higher office so it looKS like it will get worse before it gets better.
#82
Government Conspiracies
Hans 8 years ago
And then all the ascorbic acid! It is even in fruits! We are all going to die!
Cian Thomas McHugh 5 years ago
And all the cyanide in the apples! We're gonna die!
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Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
I want to see their reaction when they realize the water they drink has chlorine in it
Soco Cybelle 8 years ago
A coworker told me that my natural no sugar juice, did in fact had sugar( reading the nutrition facts).
Master Markus 8 years ago
People need to know the difference between "added sugar" and "sugar that fruit already has in it".
Load More Replies... Raptor 3 years ago
Whoever posted this doesn't realise small levels of metals like iron, magnesium and potassium are needed by the body, my stepdad has low levels and is taking supplements to stay alive. I've offered him my own multivitamins to help. I can buy them where i work,and take them as needed.
#83
"Tears Got Me A Citation Only"
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
The English language has way too many words that mean the same thing
Hoparduc Snowpanther 8 years ago
have you ever tried other languages? like Hungarian?
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I Had To Unfriend Her After This
#85
F*ck The U.S.
#86
Should've Doubled Checked
Wyndmere 8 years ago
Lets hope there are no rugrats in their future either.
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#87
My Own Mother
jacluckycat 8 years ago
At least she remembered his birthday. I don't think it's unreasonable for your parents to lose track of your age when you're a grown adult
Jose Baeyens 8 years ago
This is the woman previously posting that her new born was going to be 1 y.o. in 3 months time.
#88
What's In The Box!?
#89
Now That's A Headline You Don't See Everyday
Danny Root 8 years ago
I'm not seeing the problem. Does he not like coloring books? Wish they still offered them to me.
#90
You Do Know That You're Not A Veteran.. Right?
Danny Root 8 years ago
"Even though I got out early I am still considered a vet" he convinced himself quietly.
B 🇺🇦🇨🇦 3 years ago
“Even though I dropped out of med school, I’m still considered a doctor” he convinced himself quietly.
Load More Replies... Linda Gulley 8 years ago
Hahahahaha! You never served, jackass. That's like calling me a Broadway performer because I tried out and didn't make the cut.
Jesse Schröder 5 years ago
I am still considered a vet... Vet means something else than veteran...
#91
Facepalmed On Facebook
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
Yeah, there's this loud rattling or rumbling sound coming out of my table.
#92
"Almost 2 Months. 1 Month And 6 Weeks"
#93
It's Called High School
Cat Meow 8 years ago
What high school was it they went to? The C**p Facts High School in Uneducatedville?
Teddy O'Malley 8 years ago
I just want to know where they got the stickers they used to censor the names...
#94
Oh No
Meowton Mewsk 8 years ago
She can take the class without majoring in it, Stephen. He must not have attended college.
Catherine Rose 8 years ago
Yup, in fact most people who take Gender Studies do not get a degree in it rather just take it as an elective.
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My Jaw Literally Dropped...
#96
Saw This In My Newspaper Yesterday
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
It must be a troll! Come on! Please, tell me this is a troll... please?
#97
What's That Hovering Above The ATM?
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
For a moment I thought this was taken outside, but took me some time to realize that the windows were just very clean. Nontheless, that's a UFO, trust me. Approach with caution.
Kebabcat AndCake 8 years ago
this made no sense until you mentioned windows. the explosion in my brain is softening a bit
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Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
"AAAAHH!!! A GIANT SODA CAN IS GONNA CRASH INTO EARTH!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!"
#98
Bet It’s An Accurate Quiz, Too
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
Isn't this kind of the point? I recognize her as being not american. Maybe I'm trying to give the quiz to much credit...
Barry Rowell 8 years ago
It's a terrible irony, of course, because if her father had attempted to emigrate to the US a little earlier, she might have been...
Danny Root 8 years ago
Maybe the point of the quiz is for you to identify famous Americans and sort between them and non-Americans?
#99
I'm Not A Math Major, But I'm 100% Certain This Is Incorrect
#100
What? TIL Vaccines Contain Fetal Tissue
Alex Wang 6 years ago (edited)
Mercury- Break open a couple o' lightbulbs__________________ MSG- Go get a can of soy sauce.___________________ Aluminium- Duh. Tin Cans. Use the can of soy sauce.__________________ Thimerosal- Alright that's tough, react ethylmercury(mercury with the lightbulb and add some bacteria) with salicylic acid(go to cvs they have it).___________________________ Formaldehyde- Oxidize methanol in the presence of silver.
#101
Hands Free? Wow She Also Found The Timer!
Danny Root 8 years ago
I don't get this one. Is it because a baby obviously didn't take the pictures?
John 8 years ago
You can see both hands in the bottom-left photo. The baby clearly didn't take these pictures.
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Is There A Way For Me To Look More Korean?
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
Every non-racist statement begins with "I'm not racist". I'm not racist, but dogs are mammals.
Hoparduc Snowpanther 8 years ago
no way! they are lizards for sure! like dolphins, they are lizards too aren't they?
Load More Replies... Rakesh Pandey 8 years ago
Of course you will look Korean! Furthermore, also try pulling your ears regularly. You might also end up resembling a jackass.
#103
"Hitler Had Millions Of Friends"
Steve Bowman 8 years ago
Of course, every German loves Hitler. And every American loves Trump.
Danny Root 8 years ago
I am quite sure Hitler had plenty of fanatical soldiers, officers and followers who would have loved for him to consider them a friend. However, I doubt he did such a thing.
#104
Lil Yachty Doesn't Know What A Cello Is
jacluckycat 8 years ago
Thinking the cello is a woodwind instrument is the least of the problems i have with this lyric
Nuclear Joe 8 years ago
As a cellist, I feel offended. Under 1 person a year dies from choking on tuning pegs.
#105
Plaintiff Seeking 17 Dollars And A Bag Of Popcorn
Usernameofgag 8 years ago
I will do it too... Lol... The screen brightness is a big distractor.
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Well you can literally Sue anybody for anything in the states it seems I've watched those Court shows
#106
Two Facepalms In One
Master Markus 8 years ago
Ignoring the comments on Harriet Tubman: The guy on the $20 is Andrew Jackson, who frankly, was a huge a*****e and ordered the "Indian Removal Act" among other things, and he wasn't a founding father.
Danny Root 8 years ago
When and where was it ever said they were taking Thomas Jefferson off a bill? Or do they mean off the $2 bill? Or is it Andrew Jackson being taken off? Or is nobody being taken off and they just read this on some satirical site and fell for it? I am really confused.
V Michael Lazar 8 years ago
There was a proposal replacing Andrew Jackson with Harriet Tubman on the $20. This, of course, brought out the "I'm not racist, but..." crowd from the woodwork. Jackson was a hell of person, but he wasn't very nice, he was a slave owner and he dishonored his agreement with the Native Americans that fought with him in the War of 1812. So, Harriet Tubman would seem a good way to introduce a historically important minority personage on our currency, as it's hard to find the Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea coins anymore.
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#107
Back Up, We Got A High Roller Genius Over Here
Danny Root 8 years ago
What kind of idiot would have that kind of money and waste it on a rental? That makes no sense. He probably just jumped on the back of someone's car and snapped a picture.
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Herb Eaversmells 8 years ago
I'd have to imagine some of these are fake. Yet I am now recalling a conversation I once had with a co-worker about dolphins being fish or mammals. After laying out all the arguments for mammal; live birth, mothers milk, warm blooded etc. he concluded they are in fact half fish, half mammal. He was serious
Master Markus 8 years ago
I had to convince my dad, brother and his then-girlfriend that Africa was a continent and not a country.
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I always debated on my intelligence level but after reading this I can clearly see that I am smarter than a large percentage of this sad population
Hemrich Gundesalf 8 years ago
And I still can't understand why Facebook wont add a "facepalm" emoji reaction.
Herb Eaversmells 8 years ago
I'd have to imagine some of these are fake. Yet I am now recalling a conversation I once had with a co-worker about dolphins being fish or mammals. After laying out all the arguments for mammal; live birth, mothers milk, warm blooded etc. he concluded they are in fact half fish, half mammal. He was serious
Master Markus 8 years ago
I had to convince my dad, brother and his then-girlfriend that Africa was a continent and not a country.
Load More Replies... darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I always debated on my intelligence level but after reading this I can clearly see that I am smarter than a large percentage of this sad population
Hemrich Gundesalf 8 years ago
And I still can't understand why Facebook wont add a "facepalm" emoji reaction.
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