40 Humorous Comics That Retail Workers And Regular People Will Probably Relate To, By Stephen Beals (New Pics)

Exactly!!! Also a few months ago there was a huge line that of standing in at the Dollar Tree. Everybody was talking about how nobody wants to work and I turned around and asked if anybody could afford to work here. They changed their tune

Makes no sense. The blonde one didn't imply she is unemployed or anything.

Wanting to be paid a liveable wage isn't not wanting to work.

Don't get me started. Y'all would be reading all day.

Wish we could say that

Those customers that stare you down from the front door while you don't open for another 10 minutes

Had something similar happen at fast food. So i worked drive thru and we have a timer that says how long cars wait at the speaker to the pickup. It was a busy day SUPER long line. so wait times were bit longer than usual. But i was good at keeping tabs on how long it took to take n hand out the orders (10 Min wait at MOST once you hit the speaker [so from speaker to cash put is 15 mins max]) Well one guy decided to try n abuse the wait time before getting to order. He claimed nastily he waited 1hr to get his food. Now i was dutifully monitoring the drive thru screen. N cameras. When he pulled in there was roughly 6 cars ahead of him not counting the one at the window pulling away. Most orders Ahead of him were small fast orders that took 5 mins and one big one that took 10. So i had estimated he only waited 30-35 mins. I told him this and pointed out we had a timer to verify this. His order was simple to so by the time he got to the window it was ready Ppl love to exaggerate

my favorite ? the ones who pounded on the door 10 minutes before opening tme if the saw me... I would sometimes ask if they thought that would make me go through my morning tasks faster, and explain that the distraction would in fact stress me out and make me go slower.... they sometimes seemed confused about that.. showing a complete lack of empathy, or perhaps a belief in magic.

Sounds like issued opportunities...

Just: Hahahahahahaha

This is extra fun at my job, where I have pretty much unlimited power to help customers out, but also to say "f**k 'em" if they're rude. Sometimes I just stay quiet for a moment and let them dig their own hole.

Oooh she IS that tiny haha

I like her 😆

“Has this job made you hate people?” No, those events were set in motion years before I even applied.

For me, working in retail did made me hate people.

I love humans generally. I hate people specifically.

It's not so much the human race I have an issue with as it is individual's and certain groups.

Human race sucks. I knew that before and I still live by it now.

She also will try 11 cards before finding one with that amount available. And they are not all in the same wallet.

Well, in Germany you have to bag an pack everything yourself so there it's normal that you can't get out your purse while packing your groceries. But if someone bags for you then I don't see why people won't use that tome to get out their money

Still better than "oh lemme go get my wallet from the car." Baffles me every time.

Reminds me of the morons who go to walmart self check out. The sign says CARDS only. It even has a prompt at the first that says it and to push yes or no to continue. I will be damned if i don't hear either them calling the worker over and saying but i wanna pay with CASH or i didnt know it was cards only. People are annoying and f****n stupid. Yet this planet has the audacity to say we need to keep breeding?

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*Me working at the mall food court* overcom person: the mall is closing in 5 mins please head to the exit *crew n i start to close up* overcom person: the mall will close in 3 mins please head to your cars *person walks up to us* them: can i have a #3 us: ummm sorry but we closed 2 mins ago them: WHAT WHY THE MALL IS STILL OPEN! Us: uhh they just said the mall is closing. Them: you cant just mKe me something it cant take that long us: it takes more than 2 freaking mins!