50 Savage Comebacks That Left No Survivors

One of my all time favorites

Julie deserves a standing ovation!!!

As a wo,am who dyes my hair purple lmao I’m so stealing this 😂

BOOM !!

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Old white women need to learn how to mind their own business.

Sorry, didn't happen.

OUCH. I can feel those flames from here!

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Call the fire department

Being a trucker is a hard job, being away from your partner and kids so much is really hard on many truckers and their families, and driving such long distances the whole time is really exhausting. We should feel compassion for them, and gratefulness, not look down on them.

My father was a truck driver. It was a job that was very well suited for him as he is a rambling man. My sister and I went on the road with him one summer and it was a lot of fun. Driving truck is a great job.

Truck around and find out, you soggy cucumber...!!! XD

God damn!

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Which one is the real catch: the one who can nurture people, or the one trawling for people far above him (whilst having nothing to offer)?

Replied just like a real BOY!

Oh yes the standard male reply to a woman: ''B itch''. So original -_-

*presses F to pay respects*

Now that's funny.

a telling fact about elon is that no gay man finds him attractive. same with straight women.

If you like Elon. deep dive research him and his whole life so far. Growing up, financial changes, investments. If you still like him check today's news. If you still like him you are doomed.

I would credit Musk with some intelligence, but that does not make him King. His cars suck though.

I hate the guy too but calling him loser is just nuts.

The only people I want to socialize with are my family and friends! My coworkers, are just that: coworkers! We have to collaborate, and that's that!

I work remote and love it. I was told something in confidence by my manager recently and he told me to not tell anyone else. I’m like who am I gonna tell? I work remote lol

I absolutely LOVE working at home and did before Corona. It's nice and quiet inside of being stuck beside somebody that's very loud and I and I can't hear my calls. My bathroom is only 25 ft away inside of I'm guessing 200. I also don't have to drive over 30 miles 1 way since they moved our office 2 years ago to a location I've never been to. I used to drive 55 miles round trip a day and I don't miss it.

That is one of the best burns ever, love that

I don't understand what the third commenter was referring to

The k is also silent in k**b.

He is actually on to something. Insurance companies should be monitoring doctors. If they are prescribing unnecessary medicines or procedures the Insurance company could sanction the MD by taking him or her off the network. All with proper procedure and due process of course. The patient is only following the doctor's orders and generally has to trust the doctor. Insurance companies should not be allowed to punish the patient financially for following the doctors' orders.

That's a good reason to be satisfied, teaching something valuable to someone

Or he left you because of your vanity.

That lady's head looks deformed

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BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If ahe is prettier, I'd really hate to see the new girl, because the old girlfriend is RANCID!!!!

Christmas cake and cheese is a combination that endures because it is excellent. But you need a good, proper cheese.