Design fails can happen anywhere, starting with clothes and ending with furniture, the awful design specimens can be found in all the aspects of our lives. Even such a sacred festivity as Christmas inevitably gets its fair share of epic fails in design. In fact, this festivity needs so much merchandise and various Christmas ornaments, that it is indeed a very fertile ground for a miss or two. And with Noel just around the corner, we thought we'd get you in the festive Christmas spirit by bringing you this hilarious list of funny fails.

Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below features a whole host of merry merchandise and Christmas-themed ideas that didn't entirely turn out as expected. We are not sure whose fault these abominable Christmas decorations are, but we don't really care as long as they're hilarious. From suspiciously phallic-shaped candle holders to trees that resemble butt-plugs, these Christmas home decor fails are sure to make you ho ho ho with laughter. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

When My Grandmother Does The Christmas Decorations

When My Grandmother Does The Christmas Decorations

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tatty!
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2 years ago

This seems pretty intentional to me !!!

Chris Lieu
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2 years ago

I think it's supposed to be swans

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Angela Williams
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2 years ago

The 12 dicks of Christmas.

Lillukka79
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2 years ago

😂

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Victor Calamity
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2 years ago

I just wanna know what Gramma used for a model

Adogcalledkitty
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2 years ago

Grandpa

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Brian Siador
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2 years ago

“Cocktails, anyone?”

Cheri Hayes
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2 years ago

Ding! Ding! Ding! I love it.

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Vickie Owens
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2 years ago

Dickerations!

Kimi
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2 years ago

👍🏼🤣😂

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Victor Calamity
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2 years ago

All I know is... I ain't wiping MY mouth with one of those

Alamaine Mcgregor
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2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

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Patty
Community Member
2 years ago

Swans, guys. Swans. Awesome

Victor Calamity
Community Member
2 years ago

"Swans"? The hell kind of farm did you grow up on?

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Shirley Foxcastle
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2 years ago

Surely grandmothers have seen everything...

Alicia Hawkins
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2 years ago

Grandma's trolling you hardcore. I love it. XD

Community Member
2 years ago

How to do that??

Suzanne G
Community Member
2 years ago

I’m envisioning a table of diners, none of whom are quite sure how to take the napkin from the glass without being even slightly obscene. “ For f***’s sake, Kevin, not with your mouth!” “Not the tip!” All while Gran laughs to the point of crying,

Ehren Thomsen
Community Member
2 years ago

You deserve a gazillion upvotes, Suzanne. A whole gazillion. I personally would go with my mouth. On purpose.

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Jenny Lorenz
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2 years ago

If they aren't supposed to be dicks then what are they supposed to be?

Jane Alexander
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2 years ago

Roses?

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Lily Mae Kitty
Community Member
2 years ago

oh pulleeze. this is so obviously not your grandma's dinner table. I had a gay friend who always did this.

Taara Pantera
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2 years ago

There is no way this was an acccident.

Allana Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

Dicks! Dicks for everyone! A dick for Mom, one for Dad and even one for little Timmy!! O what a glorious year it tis when everyone can have their very own dick!

CBN2143
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2 years ago

Wiener wiener chicken diener

Felice Coles
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the "F-U, I cooked all day" table spread!

Elle Emme
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2 years ago

I laughed so hard at this picture I farted

Melissa J
Community Member
2 years ago

Those can NOT be swans. On the 12th day of Christmas my tru love gave to me 12 penis in a treee!

Caroline Field
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2 years ago

isnt the plural penii lol

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DopethronePunkUK
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2 years ago

Granny is hungry for something...and its not xmas dinner.

Kris Ruddy
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2 years ago

Grandma knows how to roll!

Gerald Telep
Community Member
2 years ago

Um, 'nuff said. Go, Grandma, stellar idea, I think.

Marty BlackEagle-Carl
Community Member
2 years ago

go granny.... hahahahhaha

Kathy Wilken
Community Member
2 years ago

Reminds me of the time my mother found some toothpicks in the cabinet that were a joke gift. She used them to Saran Wrap her deviled eggs. She was so excited, they had a really nice round top so the pick didn’t puncture the Saran. They were penis’s. She proudly set them on the table and none of us could stop laughing, including the three young teenaged grand daughters. She had no clue why we were laughing!

Shinomi Chan
Community Member
2 years ago

Classic Grandma

Nimue47
Community Member
2 years ago

hilarious !

Charlene Brickey
Community Member
2 years ago

Anyone up for COCKtails.

Adhijw Ardhana
Community Member
2 years ago

holly penis

Milda Mockūnaitė
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2 years ago

I think that was on purpose :D

Je Suis Ce Que Je Suis
Community Member
2 years ago

Grandmothers! smh

Ashley Mason
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2 years ago

In all honesty, what are these supposed to be?

Charlotte Brine
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2 years ago

My thoughts exactly!!

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Skure
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2 years ago

The di*k is served

Caroline Huot
Community Member
2 years ago

What else could it be? Seriously! lol

__Dog Person__
Community Member
2 years ago

looks a bit intentional

Nadine Ducca
Community Member
2 years ago

Assuming this wasn't intentional... What the heck were they supposed to be???

InvaderJoyce
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4 months ago

Is this a joulupöytä?

Galina Freed
Community Member
6 months ago

That woman is a genius

Tamee Anderson
Community Member
1 year ago

haahhahahah

Dorthe Lemke
Community Member
1 year ago

Jeg vil øve mig mere i servietfoldning!

Jose Baeyens
Community Member
1 year ago

I think she's in great need of something.

Brandi Gates
Community Member
1 year ago

Grandma can dream a little too guys.....

Maddox Cox
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2 years ago

that's....disturbing

Moe Dwyer
Community Member
2 years ago

God bless Granny!! 😁

deborah darsie
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2 years ago

Is grandma a widow and missing grandpa?

Pattie Kelly
Community Member
2 years ago

Send her sledding.

Sarah Laurent
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm speechless ! And I love that, lol !

Amy Kohlert
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2 years ago

You've never met my mom.

Mary Seelig
Community Member
2 years ago

They look like a Raw Hide Dog Bone.

Joanell Love
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahaha! They're supposed to be candlesticks. The candlestick napkin fold. Too freaking hilarious!

Jeff Svitoris
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2 years ago

cant' wait to open the presents!

BarbRiccio DenDunn
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2 years ago

I kind of like it! 😉

Armileo De Mecano
Community Member
2 years ago

My kinda party!

Sue Boylan
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm trying to figure out what they were supposed to be and I'm at a loss other than ... LMAO this is too funny!

Monique Cummings
Community Member
2 years ago

Grandma knew what she was doing. Hilarious!

Drew
Community Member
2 years ago

WAS taught this trick by a bartender. Story is that several patrons bet they can make a napkin stand up. The architect, builder, tailor. .....all try various folds and twists. Finally the hooker shows them the way to roll up the folded bapkin to make it stand up.

Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

Even penises have a place at the table!

Bruce Miller
Community Member
2 years ago

It's just her way of saying thanks for coming !! Ouch

Fran Frykas
Community Member
2 years ago

Trying to figure out how you would fold the napkin to make these......hmmmm....maybe you tube......

Desiree Anderson Robinson
Community Member
2 years ago

A incredibly failed attempt at trying to look like turkey legs....maybe!!??

Laura Perkinson
Community Member
2 years ago

But omg, to walk in and see this makes one just freeze and stare!

Paige Garberding
Community Member
2 years ago

How ... uh, clever!

Bob Sullivan
Community Member
2 years ago

The lords a'leaping didn't jump high enough I guess...something snagged!

Valerie Davis
Community Member
2 years ago

Grandma did that ?!!!

endelbendel
Community Member
2 years ago

Napkins? In a wine glass?????

Ehren Thomsen
Community Member
2 years ago

Jason H commented that they were precisely at mouth level. Sure as hell Gams put them in the glasses deliberately. It was a passive-agressive way to say "go eat dick!"

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Desiré Yen
Community Member
2 years ago

Ewww! 😲

Debbie
Community Member
2 years ago

dinner for her single friends

Pat Hege
Community Member
2 years ago

So funny, she probably did not even realize what was happening.

John Bennick
Community Member
2 years ago

Is your Grandmother around a half-bubble off plumb?

Vasanth
Community Member
2 years ago

do the napkins have to be in flesh colour too?

Jessica Schwarz
Community Member
2 years ago

Is her grandma Dr. Ruth?

Alejandro Taira
Community Member
2 years ago

"thanks I'll just drink straight from the bottle"

Susan Milam
Community Member
2 years ago

😮😮😮😮😂😂

Sykz
Community Member
2 years ago

There is always one dick at the Christmas party,

Carrie Osburn
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg lol

İdil
Community Member
2 years ago

I legit thought those were, well. You know.

Mylah Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh my God!!

Victor Calamity
Community Member
2 years ago

"On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."

Charlotte Brine
Community Member
2 years ago

... What? What did they give you? You can't just leave us hanging like that! 😂

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Barbara Villegas
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2 years ago

A bunch of dicks sitting for this dinner.....

Emma Tanglevine
Community Member
2 years ago

oh hell no....hahaha

Anna Mcaffee
Community Member
2 years ago

She had no glasses. I guess.

Sue Brigham
Community Member
2 years ago

I may be a grandma but I’m not dead!

Charlotte Brine
Community Member
2 years ago

What?...

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Annette Topits
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh my!!!!!! Grandma!?

Angel
Community Member
2 years ago

this is hilarious!

Nancy E
Community Member
2 years ago

I can't see the swans. Only one thing comes to mind

AspieGirl88
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg, what!?! This grandma is so savage!!! 😂

Eamonn Anderson
Community Member
2 years ago

what was the intention?!

Jason Hook
Community Member
2 years ago

No fail. Just a little fucked humor from grandma.

Paula Poleni
Community Member
2 years ago

Why do I have to laugh so hard on this one! XD Love it!

Belle_Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

NO!!! That's just wrong :D

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Grandma's a dirty, dirty ho, lol

Mike Cannon
Community Member
2 years ago

But nobody dared tell Grandma.

Lola Long
Community Member
2 years ago

Dicksey Chickens

Cip IESAN
Community Member
2 years ago

Cool Granny: she gave dicks to all of you!

Andrei Maracineanu
Community Member
2 years ago

Masă festivă

Maria T.
Community Member
2 years ago

I think they were supposed to be roses.

Molly Wynn-Banks
Community Member
2 years ago

possible roses......

thebridget
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe? But napkin roses should definitely be stemless!! For this very reason lol

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MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
2 years ago

oh the innocence of grandmas...

Della VanNeste
Community Member
2 years ago

I think it is supposed to be candles

James A. Smith Jr.
Community Member
2 years ago

Would you like some cheese with your wine? Ok. Getting my coat now

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#2

Maybe Using "Let It Snow" Wrapping Paper Wasn't A Good Idea

Maybe Using "Let It Snow" Wrapping Paper Wasn't A Good Idea

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

Le Tits Now.. sounds French..

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#3

Underpant Christmas Ornaments

Underpant Christmas Ornaments

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

It's in Bikinibottom!

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#4

I'm Gonna Put Them On My Christmas Tree Shaped Christmas Tree

I'm Gonna Put Them On My Christmas Tree Shaped Christmas Tree

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Community Member
2 years ago

Just gonna push the upvote button shaped upvote buttons :PPPP

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#5

I Found The Creepiest Christmas Decoration Today

I Found The Creepiest Christmas Decoration Today

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Hans
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2 years ago

wow...this is soo wrong...

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#6

The Mall In My City Is Getting Ready For Christmas With Bears That Stare Into Your Soul

The Mall In My City Is Getting Ready For Christmas With Bears That Stare Into Your Soul

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Hans
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2 years ago

The walking dead – wildlife edition.

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#7

So Jolly This Year

So Jolly This Year

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Hans
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2 years ago

Please think twice...there is another way...

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#8

My Grandmas New Candle Holders

My Grandmas New Candle Holders

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Caitlyn McCracken
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2 years ago

Oh my. That's terrible

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#9

My Grandma Proudly Presented Her Christmas Cookies That Look Like A Candle

My Grandma Proudly Presented Her Christmas Cookies That Look Like A Candle

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Hawkeye
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2 years ago

I'll bet she's daring you guys to call her out on it...

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#10

I Bought This Cup For My Wife Expecting It To Change From A Black Cup To A Christmas Scene

I Bought This Cup For My Wife Expecting It To Change From A Black Cup To A Christmas Scene

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Victor Calamity
Community Member
2 years ago

What are you complaining about? It's exactly as pictured

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#11

This Christmas Decoration Got Pulled From The Stores Because Of Its Unintentional Perversion

This Christmas Decoration Got Pulled From The Stores Because Of Its Unintentional Perversion

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Fredrik Bratlie
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2 years ago

Nice sexy price too :D

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#12

These Christmas Lights

These Christmas Lights

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Victor Calamity
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow, and I thought *I* was excited about Christmas!

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#13

New Sculpture Erected In Paris. It's A "Christmas Tree"

New Sculpture Erected In Paris. It's A "Christmas Tree"

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Belle_Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

Buttplug??

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#14

Christmas Decorations Are A Little Different In Virginia Beach During The Daytime

Christmas Decorations Are A Little Different In Virginia Beach During The Daytime

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Victor Calamity
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah... Christmas on Brokeback Mountain

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#15

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
2 years ago

So this is where grandma got the inspiration from.

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#16

Yeah, You Don't Want Those Christmas Lights On Your Tree

Yeah, You Don't Want Those Christmas Lights On Your Tree

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Anouk
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh yes I do! I WANT fuckering lights on my tree, dammit!

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#17

Drawing Hands On The Mcdonalds Mittens Can Result In An Entirely Different Meaning

Drawing Hands On The Mcdonalds Mittens Can Result In An Entirely Different Meaning

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

Warmest Greetings from there? Did you have spicy food the last night?

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#18

No Thanks Santa, I Don't Need Any Syrup On My Pancakes

No Thanks Santa, I Don't Need Any Syrup On My Pancakes

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

So Santa is a Canadian?

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#19

Mall Christmas Tree

Mall Christmas Tree

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

When a grumpy one gets assigned to set the Christmas tree....

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#20

I Sat There, Staring, Wonderding Why My Religious Mother In Law Had A Severed Toe Christmas Tree Orament. Upon Closer Inspection...

I Sat There, Staring, Wonderding Why My Religious Mother In Law Had A Severed Toe Christmas Tree Orament. Upon Closer Inspection...

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
2 years ago

who DOESN'T hang body parts off of their Christmas tree?

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#21

Accidentally Sent My Son To School With His Newly Bought Ugly Christmas Sweater. Didn't Realize What Santa Was Doing Until His Kindergarten Teacher Pointed It Out When I Picked Him Up After School

Accidentally Sent My Son To School With His Newly Bought Ugly Christmas Sweater. Didn't Realize What Santa Was Doing Until His Kindergarten Teacher Pointed It Out When I Picked Him Up After School

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Elise
Community Member
2 years ago

savage santa

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#22

My Aunt Couldn't Understand Why Everyone Was Laughing At Her Ceramic Santa

My Aunt Couldn't Understand Why Everyone Was Laughing At Her Ceramic Santa

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Ehren Thomsen
Community Member
2 years ago

Actually, it's quite beautiful, I love the shades or red and the "embroidery" on the tunic. And the subtle innuendo, of course.

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#23

Christmas Tree Fail

Christmas Tree Fail

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Bored Fox
Community Member
2 years ago

At least the palm leaves are not decorated with the yellow lights...

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#24

My Mom Saw Nothing Weird About This Christmas Decoration. I Beg To Differ

My Mom Saw Nothing Weird About This Christmas Decoration. I Beg To Differ

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2 years ago

Oh god they're stuck

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#25

This Looks Sooo Wrong

This Looks Sooo Wrong

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Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

Bwaahaha!

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#26

Is This The “White Christmas” They’re All Talking About?

Is This The “White Christmas” They’re All Talking About?

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Anouk
Community Member
2 years ago

and a very bukkake Christmas to you!

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#27

Santa's Beard Grows With The Souls Of Children

Santa's Beard Grows With The Souls Of Children

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Nadine Ducca
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2 years ago

There's even a kid stuck in his eyebrow.

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#28

Lularoe Strikes Again With The Random Placement Of Santa's Hand

Lularoe Strikes Again With The Random Placement Of Santa's Hand

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Victor Calamity
Community Member
2 years ago

...sorry, what? I was a little distracted by THE ENTIRE PICTURE

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#29

This Christmas Ornament

This Christmas Ornament

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Hope Floats
Community Member
2 years ago

Apart from the "obvious". What is that even supposed to resemble?

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#30

Why You Don’t Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees

Why You Don’t Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees

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tatty!
Community Member
2 years ago

You dont ask !! You just dont !

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#31

Rudolph’s Nose Was Not The Only Thing That Turned Red That Year

Rudolph’s Nose Was Not The Only Thing That Turned Red That Year

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Heather Johnson
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2 years ago

Nice sack!

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#32

Not Sure If Christmas Or Murder Scene....

Not Sure If Christmas Or Murder Scene....

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Anouk
Community Member
2 years ago

Merry Christmas from Dexter xx

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#33

Thought I Would Share This Lovely Ornament I Found

Thought I Would Share This Lovely Ornament I Found

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Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

Centaur Claus.

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#34

These Four Ornaments

These Four Ornaments

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Daria B
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2 years ago

The fourth is the box.

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#35

Who Decided To Turn This On?

Who Decided To Turn This On?

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Victor Calamity
Community Member
2 years ago

The real question is: HOW did they "turn it on"...

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#36

Sure... "Reindeer"

Sure... "Reindeer"

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Nadine Ducca
Community Member
2 years ago

It's chocolate. Everything is forgiven.

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#37

This 12 Days Of Christmas Seek And Find Book For Children

This 12 Days Of Christmas Seek And Find Book For Children

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Gayle Bynum Cardosa
Community Member
2 years ago

oh my god there are all kinds of wrong in that thing. creepy.

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#38

Because Sometimes, Christmas Can Be Shitty

Because Sometimes, Christmas Can Be Shitty

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Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

This is awesome for lazy ppl with tiled flooring!

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#39

Bangkok's New Christmas Decorations

Bangkok's New Christmas Decorations

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey that's Corporate World..

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#40

This Christmas Candle That My Mum Put Out

This Christmas Candle That My Mum Put Out

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Cyndi H
Community Member
2 years ago

Saw: Christmas Special

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#41

Santa Did What?

Santa Did What?

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Daria B
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2 years ago

Well, he's human too...

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#42

Reeses, I Need Answers

Reeses, I Need Answers

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d bradley
Community Member
2 years ago

heavy chocolate snow accumulation on the branches?

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#43

Don't Open Till Christmas

Don't Open Till Christmas

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Caitlyn McCracken
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2 years ago

Way to go Heather

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#44

Oh Oh Oh Merry Christmas Everyone!

Oh Oh Oh Merry Christmas Everyone!

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