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In 2024, the birth rates in the United States hit a new low, according to the CDC’s National Center for Health Statistics. While many find joy in parenthood, it’s clear that more adults are choosing not to have children—for various reasons, such as the high costs and emotional demands of raising them. This decision sometimes draws criticism from those who see having kids as the expected thing to do.

In response, many people who have embraced a childfree lifestyle are using social media platforms like X (formerly Twitter) to share their thoughts. Today, we’ve gathered some of their most insightful and often humorous tweets that shed light on the joys of life without children. Find them below!

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slackmistress Report

Guess Undheit
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Breeders push breeding because they want EVERYONE to suffer they way they did.

Kalikima
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not fair. Not everyone regrets having kids. I'm fully aware that not everyone wants kids, and that's perfectly fine, but not everyone regrets having their kids. I love my son with all my heart, and haven't regretted having him for a minute, as hard as it's been being a single mom.

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KimB
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My own mother has begun to say this she says she now understands why I stopped trying after my second miscarriage. She wouldn't want to bring up a child in today's world either. I fear for my stepchildren and their children especially.

Sven Horlemann
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same here in Germany. Exactly the same.

Mimi La Souris
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An old lady pulled this again last week, I’m 48...

JinxBox
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had kid at house. Now my young adult travels around Europe. I am less than forty and totally have all the time to get care-free. There is seriously just a lot of time, and anyone that has sex might end up being a parent so I wouldn't make an identity issue out of this....

The term ‘child-free’ has been around since the early 1900s, but it became more popular in the 1970s when feminists started using it to describe women who chose not to have children. The word ‘free’ highlighted the freedom and lack of obligation felt by those who made this choice.

Elizabeth Hintz, an assistant professor in communication at the University of Connecticut, US, who’s studied perceptions of childfree identities, explains that there are different ways people arrive at this decision. “There are people who know early in life that they don’t want children and they never waver. There are people who come to the decision later in life and then proclaim it as a part of their identity. And then there are people who are sort of on the fence about whether to have children that might flip-flop back and forth.”

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    #2

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    stupidoldandy Report

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skin dog! 🤣😂🤣

    L.V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it should be skin puppy! Needs to be age appropriate

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or skin kitten! They're not adults, for crying or loud!

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    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because dogs do have skin. Should be a talking dog

    JennyH
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frickin hysterical, luv. Was having a mentally bad day and you just made me smile which is NO SMALL FEAT. I salute you

    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean skin baby, not skin dog. It's fur baby and skin baby.

    WhyBother?
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    1 year ago

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    #3

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    Cooperstreaming Report

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still sucks at 50 too with no grandchildren 😀

    Phaiax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will get old eventually. Because it also means: no one really needs you

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's too hot to make dinner, I eat ice cream.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only issue I have with being 55 and childless is that I am also grand childless.

    JinxBox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just 9 years older and do the same for the rest of the time. Raised child already, time went past so quickly, still have time to do whatever I want. At the moment son is travelling around Europe, mom here dating and having fun. Life can actually fit in a lot of different periods, you might feel like having a family in just five years, or then not.

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    A 2021 poll by the Pew Research Center showed that 44% of non-parents aged 18 to 49 say it is unlikely they will have children someday, a significant portion of the population. However, many, especially women, encounter criticism for wanting to remain childfree.

    “I love children. But I don’t plan on having any of my own,” writes Ursula Taherian for the Los Angeles Times. “It took me a long time to be able to say that out loud. And by ‘out loud’ I mean whispering it with a hint of uncertainty so as not to offend. Because when you’re a married woman of a certain age with no kids, people have questions. Fertility advice. Pity. Judgment. Lots of judgment.”

    #4

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    ElyKreimendahl Report

    Jay Scales
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I sign up for this?? :D

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 50's female, retired, child-free and live in a cabin in the woods and I love my peace and freedom. I spend my days doing whatever I want and am so grateful I chose not to have kids. My niece had 5 and ended up drinking herself to death at 37. Just before she passed she told me I was smart not to have any.

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds beautiful.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least until the IRS knocks on your door.

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    #5

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    OhNoSheTwitnt Report

    Biytemii
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually laughed out loud for this one haha

    WhyBother?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covering up a downvoted comment :))

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you do when you announce this is make sure everyone immediately goes to look for said comment. So really you're just promoting it. No need to do this - we all know how to downvote and report things. And the comment automatically gets hidden once it gets a certain number of downvotes.

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies cry for 3 years but my neighbour's Yorkshire terrier has been yapping non stop for 12 😑

    Nina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are babies that cry longer as well, it's all in the rearing with both

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    Ronald Robin
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    1 year ago

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    Bruh. Just let the child be. Babies cry all the time.

    Ru Bee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh. I think this may be the wrong thread for you to be reading

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    “At gatherings I respond to the anticipated, ‘When are you having kids?’ with a teasing, ‘Ohhh, we’ll see hahahaha,’ and hurry over to the snacks. Because if I’m honest about not wanting kids, I’m never getting to the snacks,” shares Taherian. “I’m getting cross-examined. ‘You’ll regret it.’ [...] And someone will promise I’ll feel different once I have my own. But what if I don’t?”

    #6

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    molly7anne Report

    Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that and at the end of 1 year, took pics of all of the things I bought with that money and shared with all of those single-happy-and-free h8ters!

    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it, but I favour the "swear jar"-principle, where the offenders are made to pay

    Marilyn Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm shocked that people have the audacity to ask when you're going to have kids. That's just so intrusive and inappropriate.

    #7

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    Skelpyy Report

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ovaries are a dead end street...

    NennyRoh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, i imagine that street sign at the end of pussy road

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    Ava
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always used "This curse stops with me". Shuts them up very quickly.

    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood when people insisted I wouldn’t know if I wanted kids until I had them. So if I was right in the first place? Can I get a refund? Return it somewhere?

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother is gay, I'm CF. the bloodline dies with us.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family sucks, I have no desire to perpetuate it. Plus why would I want to subject another person to this world? It's a hostile mess out there.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly my mother's family's bloodline NEEDS to end.

    KimB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bloodline filled with addiction and severe anxiety disorder dies with me. Full stop.

    NennyRoh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unfortunately" i cannot use this. My sister has 3 kids. But, being an aunt rocks! All the joyous moments of having kids without the shiddy parts

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a parent with children I love and I totally understand.

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    #8

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    slackmistress Report

    "Disembodied voice"
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather look at baby otters anyway.

    WhyBother?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covering up a down voted comment :)

    Ronald Robin
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    1 year ago

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    Nina forgot that you need babies for the human species to continue.

    doredde
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, as if humanity doesn´t proof more often than not, that they can procreate but not provide for their progeny... And at the moment it doesn´t look like we have a problem with shrinking world population opposite to "shrinking" (destroyed) ressources for all your children. If every woman who could, would have children, we would not only need a second, but a third, fourth or whatever planet. Think before you f**k, please. The most "fertile" and willing to have children are often the most ruthless users of natural resources. Keep plundering your childrens livelihoods in the name of whatever higher being you are beliving in, just to not take the consequences on your own shoulders. Earth will continue to exist without us very well, or even better. Continue humans, while murdering other species on a daily basis.

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    Ronald Robin
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    ??? Not all children grow up to hate their parents Nina. And baby otters aren't a replacement for human children.

    Livingwithcfs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, not everyone wants or needs to have children. Don't try and change their minds it's their choice and their body. There are already enough kids living without stop making more

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    A 2017 study by Indiana University confirms that many people genuinely disapprove of others who don’t want to have children. “Consistent with many personal anecdotes, participants rated voluntarily childfree men and women as significantly less fulfilled than men and women with children,” says Leslie Ashburn-Nardo, an associate professor of psychology, who conducted the research. “This effect was driven by feelings of moral outrage—anger, disapproval and disgust—toward the voluntarily childfree people.”

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    #11

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    NatashaMLee Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right. Family can be anything, whether it's a married couple with three kids or three weird roommates and their cat.

    Lucy Covington
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often call myself, my partner and cat 'our little family'.

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children are not required to be a family. In fact being related by blood is not required either. In fact nothing is required. Family is family is family.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, the attempted forced breeding and brainwashing. Woman are not "failures" or "barren" if they don't produce a fkcu trophy.

    However, some individuals are more understanding. For instance, Viktoria Lubbock, a mother of two adult men aged 38 and 40, says she and her husband respect their sons’ choice not to have children. They haven’t asked why either, believing it would be “intrusive and potentially judgmental” to do so. “Our role as ‘grandparents’ is therefore limited to cat-sitting for their households, and we are very content with that.”

    #12

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    sauteslut Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't wanna part with any member of our family so drive carefully XP

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I'd be advertising that you're a prime target for robbery, but you do you.

    Fancy Nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK someone will rob you because of the stickers on your car? You are either very paranoid or living in an extremely dangerous area!

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    #13

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    colleen_eileen Report

    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a good book literally all day sunday. With snacks.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went out to eat and no one asked if they could move tables further away from me.

    MarvinsMom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby and I spent our 4-day July 4th holiday weekend rotting. It was amazing. Too hot and humid to go outside.

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    ChefNeecie Report

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a sick, sick burn. 🤣🤣🤣

    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is going to cost around $50K. $4120/month for an infant until 15 months old. It's essentially college tuition, but all they do is keep your kid alive and fed.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pull out method... still existed ? my my my...

    Freya the Wanderer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q: What do you call people who rely on withdrawal for birth control? A: Parents

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, mine is around 70 bucks a month for one child (for food). Childcare is free in the state I live in in Germany for children over 3. Children under 3 are from free (low-income households) to 250-350 bucks per child depending on income. Yay for socialism /s

    “I think people who choose not to have children think about having children a lot more than those who have them. Because every decision has an opportunity cost—the value of the options you forgo,” says Taherian.

    And the reasons people decide to go childfree vary widely. Some say they’ve never pictured themselves as parents and never developed the desire to have a child. Others prioritize the freedom to travel and focus on their careers without restrictions. Additionally, some believe that the current state of the world is not safe or welcoming enough to raise a child in. It’s a lot to consider.

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    DestryBrod Report

    Zoey Rayne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it funny that people call having kids "settling down," because kids only add chaos, and parents are often yelling at them to "settle down!"

    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think for some reason people relate being grounded and settling down as a couple marrying and having kids. But that's a narrow minded way of looking at things. Anyone can settle down and be grounded all on their own. No need for a mate and kids.

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    Shannimal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, my husband and 2 dogs settle down on our couch every night. I think we've nailed the whole "settling down" thing.

    Linda van A.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He/she looks extremely unhappy with it.

    pfeils wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that puppers face! ❤️

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad that the people who don't want kids don't have kids. Some people who have kids shouldn't have kids.

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That´s a good boy!

    Mikkel Sørensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a special place in Hell, for people who put clothing on animals!

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    #16

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    ZachWeiner Report

    Luke Branwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'know what's selfish? Caring about your bloodline and whatnot without considering whether you'd be a good parent first and foremost.

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bringing a life into this world, that has no say in it, is the most "selfish" thing/decision, that a human can decide to do. If you do a proper job, fantastic for both sides. But just for the fun, or to spread your genes over the planet without taking responsibility? Not good. It can be selfish to create life as well as it can be the most responsible decision to NOT have children.

    Isabella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually HAVING KIDS IS SELFISH because YOU WANT TO have kids - there is nothing selfless in that. People want and they make babies, no consideration for how they will provide, if they will be fit for parental role, and no option to ask the kid if they want to be born. And then the kid is disowned for being gay, not going to church, not fulfilling mommy's dreams and other nonsense. That is plenty selfish.

    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone once used the 'selfish' line on me. When I asked why, they had no response.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is really sad and frustrating to me, the doctors would *never* tie my tubes ( i'm female). But would give a male a vasectomy any time he asked.

    MandyMolaFizzyCola
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of the reason (among many) I never wanted kids is that I have an unpredictable chronic neurological condition that, when it flares up, renders me basically unconscious (and is potentially deadly if left untreated) and I couldn't support a child in that state. Meanwhile, I have a friend who had a lot of trouble getting pregnant, including multiple rounds of IVF, but who refused to consider adoption because she "wanted a kid who looked like her." WHO'S selfish, again?!!?

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be a terrible parent because I'm selfish. No kid should have to be subjected to that.

    Zaach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 75 and have made an appointment to get my vasectomy (shoulda done it sooner) - my partner is 62 and neither of us want to take that slim chance

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband's grandma always asked why I didn't have a grandchildren for her... every time I had to explain I medically unable to bear children she would get this look. She called me all kinds of names behind my back because she selfishly wanted more granddaughters specifically.

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    lenubienne Report

    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have proudly discontinued the line of insanity in my family.

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, this curse dies with me. Because apparently my paternal uncle's side got spared AFAIK. My mum's side? No contact, no clue. Apart from that, this rock's overcrowded and going downhill anyway.

    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew has 5 boys - he took all the pressure off me (yeah, I have 2 'accidental' kids out there but...)

    Deciding whether you actually want children can be truly challenging. Ann Davidman, a licensed marriage and family therapist, is an expert at helping people figure it out. She believes, “If everyone paused and pondered whether or not motherhood or fatherhood was for them—no matter how certain or uncertain they felt about the answer—the experience they would have of coming to an ultimate decision would feel more expansive and have fewer fears attached to it.”

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    ElizaBayne Report

    ENSJ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childless is when you want children, but can't have them for whatever reason (infertility, financial, ...). Childfree is when you don't want them and don't have them.

    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them: You're married! When are you planning on having kids? Us: Never. You're old, when are you going to break your hip?

    Alvia Vseobecna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ehm... I am childless but well-rested is still not happening :D

    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pffftt I've never been well rested in my entire life. When the baby comes in October I'm not sure my eye bags can get any bigger

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we call them women... how does the word child even have to come into it? It's personal and derogatory to even mention it. Not every woman can bear, and explaining why is exhausting. Yes I mean cis women.

    K Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I dunno, Childless fits me, well-rested not so much

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    #19

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    ambamthankyamam Report

    #20

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    Brocklesnitch Report

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! Wish there was a german "version" that nails it just like this.

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my son (7) wakes up before me, he just sits on the couch, chilling out, until I get up. He never wakes me, doesn't turn on the tv, or even play on his tablet. He just chills until I get up. I slept in til I woke up naturally at 7:30. My son is the most amazing kid ever.

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    If you’re unsure whether having kids is right for you, Davidman offers some advice. Start by taking a break from thinking about it or discussing it for 1 to 3 months with your partner or friends. Understand that it’s normal to have doubts because it's a complex issue.

    Avoid making pros and cons lists, as they can keep you stuck. Instead, recall three decisions you made because you knew deep down they were right for you. Reflect on how good it felt to make those decisions. This is the sensation you should aim for when considering whether to have children.

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    #21

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    JessFink Report

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true, I bought a Brazilian hammock, best buy of my life!

    Awesome At Being Autistic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a very skinny hammock where the sides have been shaved off?

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    chrnh@metrocast.net
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My second husband and I (we were both in our 40's) set up a baby pool on our deck and soaked our feet every night after work!

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about to turn 53 and in the last couple years bought myself a switch and a ps5. I've been gaming since Pong came out. I still don't feel mature enough to be a parent despite all my bones hurting and being tired all the time.

    Nina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, that's giving me ideas :D

    MargyB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have given me ideas!

    #22

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    dafloydsta Report

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be able to buy candy without some little nose picker trying to bum it off me.

    #23

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    brittany
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kid said something similar but her response to me saying if you want to was "no, the baby needs to go in its own belly. im using mine."

    MandyMolaFizzyCola
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If parenthood only included zingers like that, I might sign up.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's this kind of thinking that prevents overstuffed junk drawers.

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this bloke, his kids clearly said a couple of funny things in the beginning but then he started making things up.

    You also need to create a distinction between your desire and your final decision. “[They] are not always the same, nor is the goal for them to be the same. The goal is to know your truth about each of them. You may want to become a parent and decide not to for a variety of reasons.”

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    To do this, make a list of your fears about having children. Then, write down things you can’t stop thinking about or factors beyond your control (like age, health, career, relationship status). Set these lists aside and refrain from focusing on them until you know exactly what you want. “The why is important, not because you owe anyone an explanation but because you need to know what is driving your desire from the inside out so that you can be honest with yourself.” It’ll be easier to make the decision afterward.

    #24

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    goldengateblond Report

    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful? Eh.... kinda looks like a miniature Winston Churchill to me.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks at picture: let me know when he can come over and mow my lawn.

    Pill Nathan Whitely
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they bother me with baby pics I nod and say, "Yup, that's a baby." Then they say, "Men!" and leave me alone.

    #25

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    molly7anne Report

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least with the tattoo, you can turn it into something you like better or get rid of it entirely if you want without going to jail...

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    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoos and babies are thought to be permanent, but both can be removed with laser.

    Neal fy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently found out the "pain" of tattoos also being a myth. So, just expensive and permanent. Win

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Mine typically feel good. Much cheaper than therapy!

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    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least tattoos don't scream or need to be potty trained.

    Deery Lou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tattoos are less painful than babies. also quieter!

    Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoos hurt for a few days, and then look amazing. They don't poop, get sick, cry, and the cost you invest in the beginning is all you have to pay EVER.

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words... do what I want you to do... not what you want to do.🙄

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    And if you’re concerned that not having children will make you less happy in the long run, consider the following. Studies indicate that there’s no significant difference in life satisfaction and only minor differences in personality traits between people who choose parenthood and those who don’t. Moreover, single women without children seem to be the happiest group of all.

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    #27

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    leenewtonsays Report

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to give a shout-out to kindly Dr. Steele, who gave me my vasectomy'.

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. I always say: 'no better birth control than a grocery store on saturday morning'

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup taking care of my three younger sisters because my mom had 7 kids and gave up after 4 definitely cured me of any desires.

    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    said my niece about her unwed sister's baby.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies born to married parents scream just as much

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    enterrob Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout-out to my uncle for being like a parent to me since I was born (I'm a son of a single mom). He loves penguins, so I'm gonna put one here. 🐧

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My only sibling and I have agreed that we both would like to be aunts, but neither of us want to be moms, so cats it is.

    MandyMolaFizzyCola
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like being an auntie for that exact reason, and I also like what I call a "party baby" - you know, when you're at a gathering with a crew that includes kids and you can hold it, play with it, whatever until it does something loud or gross or needy and then you can just hand it back to the responsible party. Kissing babies? Sure. Changing diapers or dealing with meltdowns? NOPE.

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    #29

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    jdelwoo Report

    Icedragocat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six years and one month for anyone who didn’t want to do the math

    WorkAholic1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question: why do parents do that, anyway? I get it if the baby is 11 months or under. But once they hit 1 year or older, why are they still telling me how old the kid is in MONTHS?

    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm buying a card for your kid. There are no Happy 73rd Month birthday cards. Give that to me in years.

    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guarantee the person didn't ask how old the spawn was.

    So, whether you choose to stay childfree or not, remember that the decision is yours to make and shouldn’t be judged by others. Everyone’s journey is different, shaped by personal desires, circumstances, and beliefs. It’s important to listen to your heart and focus on what brings you happiness and fulfillment in life.

    #30

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    HenpeckedHal Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that condom ad that used Trump, Putin, Kim and other human garbage as a reason not to have kids.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was terrified of nuclear war when I was young. And now here we are again, with all those names you said, threatening each other.

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or of people trying to enjoy a nice meal in a nice restaurant and being interrupted by brads who are allowed to run free. That happened to me and my grandmother on a couple occasions.

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    #31

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    Vynse Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when my nephew was a few weeks ols, my brother told me to hold the baby. i did. i hated it LOL. when my nephew shat in his diapers, i gave him back to his father "he seems to leak, hope you still have some warranty on him" my brothe rlaughed. his wife looked at me like i was mad... i love my nephews and my niece, but i don't wanna hold babies

    NennyRoh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this on so many levels. A shoutout to all the weirdly funny aunts/uncles

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    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Ronald Robin. What is wrong with YOU, that you just can´t tolerate/accept others opinions ? Are you in the wrong feed? Just look at the title. "Clever" and "childfree" are the key words here. How does that fit to your personality? It does NOT! Are you on a mission in the name of whomever or what?

    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they are old enough to ask me to pick them up, we can make that deal.

    Ronald Robin
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    1 year ago

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    Bro there has to be something wrong with you if you don't like holding children.

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    #32

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    tonestradamus Report

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By 25??? Who has themselves figured out by 25? Adding a baby into the mix is silly

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 55 and I still haven't figured out which way I prefer my underwear folded.

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That´s so funny!

    #33

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    Annekinns Report

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something parents have no concept of: leaving a candy bar on the counter and it still being then 2 days later when you want it.

    #34

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    mdob11 Report

    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No thanks, I'm vegetarian."

    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have, on multiple occasions, said 'no' to holding a baby not related to me. You'd think I called it ugly or something. Which, let's be honest, it probably is.

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend: * hands me baby * Me: "Hi, cutie. Ow. Ow!" * looks at baby's mom * "Her finger nails are like razor blades." * hands baby back * Friend: "Yeah, sorry. We keep them trimmed, but they're so thin." Me: * rubs scratched collar bone and is relieved that picking up said baby ever again is entirely optional *

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love holding babies, knowing I can hand them back to the parents the moment the child becomes 'inconvenient'

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    #35

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    ohnoNOTFEMINISM Report

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The choice of avatar just makes this even funnier if you know that's Princess Carolyn, whose main character arc is trying to realise her dream of having a kid.

    Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can want, have, and absolutely adore your kids and still defend people's right not to.

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    #36

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    LizHackett Report

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just lying in the sun in the garden, or eating whatever I want when I want or booking spontaneous travel. That's the abridged version

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last Saturday I slept until 11am, got my hair cut, went to the pool, read a book, and took a nap. No regrets that I didn't have to drive anyone to a birthday party at a bounce house center like my brother did. :)

    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don´t get why people are so "obsessed" with their own bloodline or DNA. The differences on a molecular level are marginal. Just take care of all the unwanted or orphaned kids worlwide that are already there. We don´t lack in population as a whole.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can go to a microbrewery or beer bar and knock back a few pints without having to consider who's looking after the little monsters.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just blasting my music loudly without having to worry about whether the lyrics are kid friendly

    #37

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    sarahjoyshockey Report

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that the next 10 years - maybe more - are going to be Hell.

    #38

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    pleatedjeans Report

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    #39

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    probablyMalaz Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thta's what a friend's uncle does :D he texts her every few months, that he will be back and if she wants to have dinner with him. afterwards he disapears again for some months... he is her idol (and mine aswell)

    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the cool uncle who tells them about all the d***s I did

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    #40

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    mdob11 Report

    Pill Nathan Whitely
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. I just say, "Yup, that's a baby" and they say, "Men!" and leave me alone.

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate when someone hands me their dirty baby to hold, like I would be thrilled at the honor. Yuck.

    #41

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    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    Vicky Phenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😒 I already did that as the child of two chainsmokers. No kids, no smokers is a pretty solid rule I have lived by since then.

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I have asthma, thanks to my chain smoking Dad. He used to force feed me gallons of cough syrup, and couldn't understand why I didn't just quit coughing.

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    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are undecided then don't have kids. If you doubt you want to do it, don't..... that's just the best way to go about it.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And having someone sit on your lap and sneeze in your open eyes.

    #42

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    MVPJunkie Report

    AlaVerge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but 24/7 is even better.

    Poison Ivy/Boo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games til your child tries to climb into the x-ray machine.....🙄

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    #43

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    BisHilarious Report

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, having a Costco membership isn't much cheaper in the long run.

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    #44

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    KingRainhead Report

    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want a tubal ligation" dr " but what if your future/ non existent husband wants kids?" Some fantasy guy I don't even know has more control of my body than I did.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sister was in her late 30s with two kids and wanted a tubal, her doctor wouldn't do it without her husband's consent. When I was in my early 30s with only one baby, I went to get a tubal and the first question I asked the (male) doctor was if he would require my husband's consent because if the answer was yes, he was not the doctor for me. He was appalled that any doctor would ask a man for permission over what to do to his female patient unless she was incapacitated/critical and a decision needed to be made. His answer confirmed that he was the doctor for me and he became my doctor until he moved (for his wife's very specialized career advancement).

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    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We already have too many people. High birth rates do not make good retirement planning.

    #46

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    AtsukoComedy Report

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do not just look tired. They ARE tired.

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    #48

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    nedostup Report

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try being a guncle. Swoop in, drop off a bunch of presents, go on a two-hour Walmart shopping spree, and then, with a poof of glitter, go back to your immaculately clean, child-free house.

    #49

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    living_marble Report

    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    International Child free Day is celebrated on August 1st.

    Agamemnon O'Neill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's celebrated every Happy Hour is when it's celebrated!

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    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats celebrate Father's day every year. They just don't know it.

    #50

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    JackieHoffman16 Report

    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children are the best birth control.

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are all great until you can't hand them off to someone and walk away.

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think perhaps potential grandparents might want you to have kids but, apart from that, why would anyone anywhere try to talk others into having kids. I had two--and yes, all the difficulties and tiredness and costs are true. But I wish I'd had more than two because, for me, the rewards have been awesome and endless. Please--don't have kids if you don't want them.

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    #53

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    hannystyles69 Report

    #54

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    liljonlovitz Report

    Stephen Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AH Etymology. It all makes sense now.

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    #55

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    envydatropic Report

    Jay Alan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glorious. I am responsible for me.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome. Except we're sleeping until noon because we went out until 6am because we can do that too.

    Merci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my dog was alive, he'd let me sleep until 2 in the afternoon, if I needed it 🥰

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is grown and I have no dogs... BUT the cats are @$$holes...

    Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can train your dog (wee pad for example - yes, even big dogs) so you can sleep til whenever...

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say I'm not available prior to noon so all my appointments are later in the day :D

    Cloakred_Is_Bored
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a cat, they basically take care of themselves

    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can train dogs to let us sleep in. my rhoti was very civilized that way.

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    #57

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    marriedwtoddler Report

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you share your bloody Mary or mimosa, suddenly "you're a bad mom" and "you need to come down to the station to answer some questions"

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    #59

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    sageboggs Report

    Isabella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 yr olds are making babies in amerioca and Britain, get your s**t together and buy premix and bottle of ranch ;-)

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    #60

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    brilliantwit Report

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby then grows up to be a bird themed superhero.

    Deery Lou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i ever have a baby i hope it gets kidnapped by a falcon or very hungry seagull

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once owned a Falcon. It got good gas mileage but acceleration was slow.

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Falcon carries baby to its eyrie...stork comes, grabs baby and brings it back to you (a second time)...then, falcon comes......👶🏽