&#8220;Chaotic Neutral&#8221;: 50 People Who Are Neither Good Nor Bad And Hilariously Act As They Please

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

My brain too is able to brain what the other brainers are braining about

21points

Iapetos 3 years ago

Excuse me, how many late does it be?

9points

Summer Mason 3 years ago

Okay Yoda.

2points

Marinasongs1432 3 years ago

I oxygen what my lungs want!

0points

Sky Render 3 years ago

Language is associative. If you word, people will logic.

25points

human? 3 years ago

except for when there is no logic to brain with word logic

2points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

English has always had the ability to whore around.

11points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

XD

1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

That's the reason I love this language. Meanwhile, Spanish and French are... better not to mention.

8points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

Some of my Spanish speaking friends enjoy using such glorious verbs as "Googlear", "Tuitear", and "Creepear" (to be a creeper").

5points

Mad_Haberdasheress 3 years ago

I absolutely velociraptor like no one is looking. . .it's more damaging to my house than dancing, but whatevs.

7points

Robert T 3 years ago

When you english English.

6points

John Louis 3 years ago

I have to shingle the roof of my house.

5points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

I think Facebook started this by turning "friend" into a verb.

3points

Question everything 3 years ago

Also 'I can't adult' has been around for a while now

0points

laka puka 3 years ago

a while it took me to get this one

2points

Nick (He/Him) 2 years ago

HELP IM IN ENGLISH CLASS RN AND TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

1point

When a player creates a character in D&D, they decide where to put that character on a moral axis. Are they good? Evil? Or morally neutral? Then they have to choose where their character fits on a law-abiding axis. Do they always obey the rules? Or do they believe that laws are meant to be broken?

The best way to wrap your head around this concept is to imagine a grid, like "Hollywood Squares" or the opening credits of "The Brady Bunch" — nine squares in total, three on each side and one in the middle. The square in the upper left hand corner is "lawful good." That's Superman — the Boy Scout who cares about saving the planet. The next square over on the top row is "neutral good." For example, take "Star Trek". Captain Kirk is neutral good, because he is willing to break the rules if he thinks they're preventing him from doing as much good as possible. Now if we go to the last square on the right — "chaotic good" — we get someone like Robin Hood, who can never be tied down to any organization. These folks think the only way to do good in the world is to upend the social order.

#2

Ketchup

Final score:

569points

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GaeFrog 3 years ago

calm down there satan

364points

Katy McMouse 3 years ago

Thank you. I've found my new phrase for the week.

20points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Its pronounced sateen

5points

Gabby M 3 years ago

OMG you made me choke and that doesn't happen too often. Well Done!!

2points

Teresa Spanics 3 years ago

I will have to remember to use that phrase.

1point

Summer Mason 3 years ago

"Viscous ketchup"

1point

Karen Clark 3 years ago

😄

0points

mulk 3 years ago

Fill it with a colored-like-ketchup soap

31points

Ann Coffman 3 years ago

Ohhh, the final twist of the screw!!!

13points

Anne Edwards 3 years ago

Softsoap pomegranate liquid soap is the right colour for that.

4points

Gabby M 3 years ago

Red food coloring and clear soap ... injeenious

2points

laka puka 3 years ago

you should also put a not today satan sticker in your bathroom

8points

A Jones 3 years ago

What if I was able to find ketchup scented hand soap? Not sure what to do there.

5points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

"But... but... -I don't care about your butt! Can't you just read?! -But..."

5points

Henry Russell 3 years ago

911 whats your emergency

3points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Lush probably do a liquid soap that looks like ketchup

2points

ASHRFOX 3 years ago

I would fill it with balsamic vinegar

1point

Susie Elle 3 years ago

FIND RED SOAP

1point

Munchkin 3 years ago

now how did you escape from hell without satan noticing?

1point

#3

Prolly Why I'm Not Allowed To Have Any

Final score:

565points

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Monday 3 years ago

I'd be using my telekinesis to shoplift and water breathing abilities to find a cool place to sleep in the summer.

110points

existn't 3 years ago

id use telekinesis to make people gimme free food and water breathing to breath while drinking soda

11points

Muff_Fluff 3 years ago

I’ll be using my telekinesis to shoplift water, thank you very much.

7points

-BARBIE-DOLL- 3 years ago

I want us to be friends just because of this comment.

1point

Hakitosama 2 years ago

Shoplift? Think bigger friend! Halloween! Think HALLOWEEN BIG!

0points

Lightningstar 3 years ago

I'd use telekinesis to get food probably and water breathing abilities to fake my own death and run away from all people and responsibilities

0points

Panda 3 years ago

True for the sleeping part, but not shpplifiting. I would use telkenisis to bsneak food into my room.

0points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

I like how you think. Respect!

0points

Tom Nitsch 3 years ago

Yes , but the humidity would be awful

0points

Daria B 3 years ago (edited)

I just want teletransportation so I can save up on travelling tickets, public transport and postal services, and to not needing carrying all the luggage while travelling. I don't even need to do this illegally, I'll show up to the border with my passport, and, as soon as I get the stamp, I move to wherever I'm up to in the target country.

20points

howdylee 3 years ago

Me too! BAMF to work without the commute, BAMF to the beach at lunch, BAMF to Paris for supper... would be glorious! Although flying like Rogue would be pretty cool too, would also save travel time!

12points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

It's the same mistaken assumption as that all sociopaths are amoral and evil. The vast majority are functioning in our society, and are very law-abiding... actually very insistent on making others abide by all rules, written or unwritten.

7points

Heather T 3 years ago

Very true, this even runs in my family. A couple generations back, the legendary scammer PT Barnum's sister married a preacher (~1890s+) who even seems "woke" now (pro-feminism, pro-racial equality, etc). Lemme tell ya, that is an interesting combination of family traits. We don't scam, we try to be very helpful & community minded, but omg we talk about cons we could pull NON STOP and we can talk our way out any trouble lol... It takes real effort to be good, but the preacher made sure we had an ethical foundation lol..

0points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

I just want shape-shifting for a day so I can live the life of my pampered, spoiled, chonk of cat.

6points

best turtle 3 years ago

i want the ability to teleport objects so i can inconvenience someone by moving their s**t to another room

5points

existn't 3 years ago

SAME, I COULD FIX THE ICECREAM MACHINE FROM MCDONALDS

5points

Jackie Nettleton 3 years ago

I would use telekinesis to do anything that would make my life easier, like sitting on the sofa and realise the remote is out of reach and not having to get up. Laziness is a great motivation for getting things done

3points

Pheeb Carter 3 years ago

"Dress as a creepy mermaid" THE GONGOOZLER

3points

Random Anon 3 years ago

Power of flight would be nice. I would just zip around for fun and giggles when I'm bored.

3points

Spikey boi 3 years ago

I'd use X ray vision to see through lottery tickets to see if they win before I buy them. Though if I had x ray vision, I'd want the ability to turn it in and off, looking at another human being with it on would be akward.

3points

Daria B 3 years ago

Imagine a medical doctor with x-ray vision...

1point

The Guy Who Posts 3 years ago

fUuC ThAt

2points

admny golith 3 years ago

ooOO

1point

#4

Micky D’s

Final score:

540points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

*Me contemplating whether or not to try this*

171points

Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) 3 years ago

DO IT. DON'T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT IT. JUST DO IT.

48points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

i’ll be in it with you

8points

𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago

Nah, f**k that, I'm just gonna do it

4points

human? 3 years ago

no one will notice. It's so pointless there being no point is the point.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

They ended up getting offered an Ad campaign getting paid $25,000 each.

31points

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

I sincerely have no idea if you’re serious or just making a funny comment!

3points

laka puka 3 years ago

that actually looks legit tho

19points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

This is more chaotic good than chaotic neutral.

10points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

If they'd added velociraptors then yes.

3points

Julian McCallum 3 years ago

know someone who did this. We used to go to a Bible Study at our Worship Pastor's house and they had a blank photo frame in their bathroom, and one of the people who went to the Bible study hung a picture of her dog in the frame and nobody ever noticed, until months later when she finally brought it up.

5points

Lee 3 years ago

They should have made the poster promoting BK or Wendy's then seen how long it took to come down.

3points

Gabby M 3 years ago

That's funny ... then send it to their respective twitter war pages.

1point

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

But it looks like it belongs there so everyone thinks someone else put it up.

1point

Marie Hansen 1 year ago

👍🏻👍🏿👍

0points

Candy Chaples 3 years ago

I never LOL. I just LOL'ld.

0points

Brian Fox 3 years ago

That's so cool!

0points

In the middle row, we have morally neutral characters. "Lawful neutral" would be a mindless bureaucrat or a brutal enforcer like Javert from "Les Miserables" who hunts down the heroic ex-con Jean Valjean. "True neutral," in the center square, is a character like the Oracle in "The Matrix," who accumulates wisdom from witnessing everything but rarely chooses a side. The far-right square in the middle row is a really fun character. The star of our show, "chaotic neutral."

According to writer and graphic novelist Sam Sattin, that's someone who can be swayed based on who has the power. A good example could be Omar from "The Wire", the lone wolf who robs drug dealers, valuing his freedom and his survival equally.

#5

Rise Up

Final score:

506points

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Lazy Panda 3 years ago

Love this!

75points

Seabeast 3 years ago

Good that he had a small emergency backup dog handy.

28points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

I wonder if he has a full sized dog at home and the chihuahua is just his travel size.

12points

rw55066 3 years ago

I'm very curious where you hide a Chihuahua

11points

HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago

almost anywhere you want.

12points

Sawdust 3 years ago

Pet 'em if you've got 'em!

11points

KimB 3 years ago

My chihuahuas often travel with me everyone loves them!

2points

human? 3 years ago

don't mind if I do...

1point

Felicia Dale 3 years ago

Aw!

1point

totally german lol 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago

man pulled a f*****g chihuahua out of his pocket, funniest s**t i ever seen

0points

Frostfirefox919 3 years ago

:)

0points

#6

Could Be

Final score:

488points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

I hate it when I sponteously create teeth. Especially while kissing..

102points

Mac 3 years ago

Yea I feel you Johnny it really kills the mood.

19points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

every single time! what is up with that??

8points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

Please teach me that, as I need all new ones.

5points

moose man 3 years ago

Ok you are the reason why I don’t kiss people

5points

Sathe Wesker 3 years ago

Ok forget kissing… I’m literally growing in two extra sets of teeth. Pretty sure it will require surgery. Not the first time either, my K9’s are also a third set of teeth… came in as fangs. This s**t happens.

3points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

I wonder if he's telling the tooth?

17points

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

11/10 for that comment from me!

2points

Hermione 3 years ago

Remember dentists always talk to people who can’t respond so their one sided conversations can easily spiral into strange.

12points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

This is as 'good' as a dentist gets; on average they're all lawful evil.

8points

best turtle 3 years ago

that dentist probably said all that with 2 hands in his patients mouth

7points

Kenny Kulbiski 3 years ago

My dentist always asks me " how are you doing today? " I want to say " I'm sitting in a dentists chair, how do you f*****g think? " But i don't because he's got the pointy things and is in charge of the novocaine.

5points

Raven DeathShade 3 years ago (edited)

Mine does that too, but I probably got a nice one. She asks me about my future and we spend the whole visit talking. I thrive upon social interactions.

0points

Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

Better this than a depressed dentist. You know, one who's down in the mouth.

4points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

Ba Dum Tiss! She's here all week folks, tip your waitress! 😂

0points

Valentina R 3 years ago

who is your dentist they would actually make me want to go there

3points

Munchkin 3 years ago

now where can I find this dentist and can I go there once a month?

1point

James Hardaway 3 years ago

I love this dentist! Sometimes just before I give an injection I tell my patients the whole reason I became a nurse was so I could legally stab people with sharp objects...

1point

KimB 3 years ago

Love your sense of humor! : D

0points

#7

7 Year Olds Just Be Like That

Final score:

457points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

I should be sleeping right now but instead I'm laughing at these.

151points

sirfryingpan 3 years ago

I should be studying, but instead I too, am laughing at this because I have the time management skills of a carrot.

21points

Spikey boi 3 years ago

I should be doing work but I'm laughing at these

5points

𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago

I should be calling the priest to give me an exrocism, but instead I'm laughing at this

2points

Glittery Panda 3 years ago

Been there.

1point

Will Quint 3 years ago

Really?

1point

Kate Tyler 2 years ago

i should be working

0points

Amanda Appleton 3 years ago

same bro

0points

Annalise of the human species 3 years ago

Aren’t we all?

0points

Wistiti 3 years ago

It's good to laugh before sleeping.

0points

Pernille Dyre 3 years ago

I am with you...

0points

Random Ukraine Supporter 3 years ago (edited)

do you hate sleeping?

0points

EEF🤓 3 years ago

I believed it until the 7nyear old singing we didn't start the fire

13points

glowworm2 3 years ago

He could have very easily have sung the chorus. Hardly anybody can sing the rest of the song.

7points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

I'm with you, EEF. It sounds just a wee to 'sitcom fabricated' precocious child to me.

-2points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

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glowworm2 3 years ago

I lost it at the part where he's scootering down the street singing "We didn't start the fire."

6points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

And then everybody clapped

3points

Paul Davis 3 years ago

This story completely lost me where the kid was singing a 32-year-old Billy Joel song with lyrics that would mean nothing to a kid from today.

2points

Blackstone 3 years ago

Not necessarily. Maybe the parents listen to it. My four year old knows and likes that song. She also sings songs from Hamilton right alongside songs from Encanto. Young kids tend to like and sing whatever songs they hear often.

4points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Kids gonna be a laywer

2points

Beachbum 3 years ago

This is awesome!

1point

LILYANDPEARL 3 years ago

Hello I would like to meet this child XD

1point

Munchkin 3 years ago

I think the parents did a good job raising him

1point

Mateo Martin 3 years ago

"77 year olds"

1point

When Sattin holds writing seminars, he asks his students to figure out where their characters fit on this grid, and he encourages them to create characters who are conflicted. (They wish they belonged to one alignment, but they're something else.)

The writer believes that storytelling takes off when characters of different alignments play off each other. "The most important part of writing is the way in which characters interact with each other," he explained.

#8

Good Repost

Final score:

432points

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James016 3 years ago

That's amazing.

81points

BookCrazyTeen 3 years ago

I turned on airdrops just to get airdrops from random people and so far I’ve gotten a couple funny pictures

8points

not your average weirdo 3 years ago

I want to do this now.

4points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

Someone be like always horsing around

4points

Karen Clark 3 years ago

As the owner of (or shall I say, more correctly, indentured servant to?) two horses, this gave me the giggles. 🐎🐎😄

3points

The Guy Who Posts 3 years ago

Mi hero

2points

admny golith 3 years ago

oh ye

0points

rob martin 3 years ago

I have done this on my school bus and it ti hilarious

2points

this violent end (she/her) 3 years ago

tbh i think about this daily

1point

Henry Russell 3 years ago

im now thinking of doing this with something else

1point

Aubrie Allen 3 years ago

This is one of the best things I have ever heard.

1point

#9

Thought This Belonged Here

Final score:

422points

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karla Meixnerová 3 years ago

Atleast, it is not a generic "Sorry we don't accept you" letter

183points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

I think the Admissions office had a lot of fun with Molly's application and probably seriously considered admitting her for a minute. She's clearly dedicated to the joke and otherwise qualified.

60points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

This was written by a comedian. Not the application letter, the rejection letter. It's just for fun. https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2015/03/06/the-fake-harvard-rejection-letter-that-took-over-the-internet.html?rf

26points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

Obvious plant is obvious.

10points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

I’d almost rather this honestly

3points

Katchen 3 years ago (edited)

They’re too cowardly to say “we don’t accept you,” instead they say, “we’re unable to offer you a place,” but they *are* able to. They’re just choosing not to.

1point

Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago

And they provided constructive criticism, too.

1point

Ben Smith 3 years ago

This is 100% not real

50points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

Correct. https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2015/03/06/the-fake-harvard-rejection-letter-that-took-over-the-internet.html?rf

11points

Paul C. 3 years ago

Well Harvard, sound a little picky.

12points

Somebody Here 3 years ago

Ah yes, the best recommendation possible; The Drawing of A Dinosaur

10points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

On a rolling paper

5points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

While cute, this letter is sadly 100% not real. There is now way in hell an admissions officer at one of the top Universities in the world would take the time to write a targeted response to a joke applicant.

9points

best turtle 3 years ago

40 minutes of making animal noises?!

5points

Dyson Fey 3 years ago

Classic trolling ☝️😌

3points

Synsepalum 3 years ago

Harvard's loss. They sound brave. Although it also sounds fake.

2points

Springy The Non Binary Demon(They/Them) 3 years ago

It is fake but it's still pretty hilarious though!

1point

The Guy Who Posts 3 years ago

MY F**K*N HERO

1point

admny golith 3 years ago

mine, too

0points

Shaurya Joshi 3 years ago (edited)

Dude… GPA and ACT scores were up to standards…. Harvard standards… if this guy had a killer essay mf would have gotten in lmao

1point

onivdsrapowijap 3 years ago

The 40 minutes of making animal noises and the drawing of a dinosaur weren't good enough

1point

#10

Shut Up And Take My Money

Final score:

415points

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François Carré 3 years ago

An ad to end all ads. Please post in on Youtube.

193points

Julian McCallum 3 years ago

And make it look, there honestly isn't anyone stopping you from doing it.

9points

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

This is the ad that doesn't end. It just goes on and on my friend. Some people starting seeing it, not knowing what it was. And they'll just keep on seeing it forever just because this is the ad that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends. Some people started seeing it, not knowing what it was. And they'll just keep on seeing it forever just because, this is the ad that never ends.....................you're welcome lol.

20points

Blackstone 3 years ago

I don't know who you are, but I'm pretty sure we're the same age. Also I will now have this on repeat in my head for the next few hours, so....thanks?

6points

Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago

I need this to be a thing now

12points

Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) 3 years ago

I WANT TO MAKE

5points

Janos Schumacher 3 years ago

That's a standard sales pitch for someone's shitty self help program. The 30 minute Youtube ads that never say what they're selling. Lots of analogies but never what the product or program is. "Do you want to make a fortune in fish commodities? Well today is the day you make your first million dollars with this amazing system. Shoes? Check. Damp rags? Check. All of these and yours will be available to you. A month ago I was giving hand jobs for crack, today, I own this photoshopped mansion with a photoshopped car in front of it. Frozen peas? Check. Laminated egg rolls? Check. " Ad Infinitum.

6points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

And in the end, it is for a plumbus.

6points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

But then they run the plumbus over with a lawnmower, and then...

0points

Peej Maybe 3 years ago

This sounds like every car / perfume ad I've ever seen tbh...

3points

Emmett O'Brian 3 years ago

I had an idea for an infomercial where part of the way in, a common word would get replaced with a random word. Then in increasingly faster intervals more and more words would get replaced until the whole thing was just random gibberish. I really makes me smile to imagine the actors trying to say and remember their lines.

2points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Send the idea to Jimmy Fallon for either of his shows.

2points

laka puka 3 years ago

its an ad for an ad for an ad...

2points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

A string of ads for different products used by the same actor couple, with a storyline.

1point

human? 3 years ago

I wanna make a sugary product, but instead of saying how healthy-and-great-tasting it is it talks about how much MORE sugary it is and see if people buy it.

1point

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Jolt soda already did that.

0points

CD Mills 3 years ago

Hi grimelords, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter!

1point

#11

Taking Nimby To A Whole New Level

Final score:

406points

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F8th 3 years ago

A true American hero.

135points

Leonardo Colle 3 years ago

truelly a hero, but i doesnt specify the contry

6points

Loretta 3 years ago

"... so I went to check it out" Why, good sir? Pray tell.

12points

Bunzilla 3 years ago

Maybe make sure their neighbour didn't need an ambulance called? If you know the neighbour, pretty reasonable (in a place where guns are so darn common).

5points

EEF🤓 3 years ago

I love these stories, when the person hears a gunshot and goes towards it. Whyyyy

10points

CD Mills 3 years ago

I...well...how about that?

4points

Eagle Girl 3 years ago

So the more people you see running for a reason means lower rent?

3points

J Gunn 3 years ago

Underrated comment

0points

Wistiti 3 years ago

That would be illegal where I live.... but glad he has found something useful to do with his gun.

2points

Mina Minx 3 years ago

Famous last words: "i went to check it out".

2points

this violent end (she/her) 3 years ago

the fact that he actually needs to do that tho 😰

2points

the_harbringer_of_doom 2 years ago

oh hell yea im doing this

0points

Dare2BeMe 3 years ago

I'm sorry. He heard a gunshot and "went to check it out"??

0points

As we can see, these alignments appear in the real world as well. Patrick O'Connor, a sci-fi and fantasy fan as well as an assistant district attorney who prosecutes gang-related homicides in Brooklyn, imagines the gang members he prosecutes could be categorized as neutral evil on the character alignment spectrum.

In his own life, O'Connor always tries to follow the straight and narrow path. But that doesn't mean he’s drawn to lawful good characters in comic books. That's just boring!

His favorite character is Punisher, the Marvel vigilante who kills criminals because he doesn’t believe in the legal system.

#12

Language Is Hard

Final score:

404points

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Daria B 3 years ago

Slightly off topic. Reminds me of my linguistics classes. I'd often be the only European (everyone else was Korean and Korean American, mostly), so sometimes I'd have to read phrases in languages I can read, but am not fluent in, such as German, for example. I can read it pretty well, though, because I studied it, and was good too, but I forgot it all.

43points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

So it was like "What is written here, Daria? -Zwei Häuser waren gleich an Würdigkeit hier in Verona, wo die Handlung steckt, durch alten Groll zu neuem Kampf bereit, o Bürgerblut die Bürgerhand befleckt. Aus dieser Feinde unheilvollem Schoß das Leben zweier Liebender entsprang, die durch ihr unglückseliges Ende bloß im Tod begraben elterlichen Zank. -And what does it mean? -I f*****g don't know, mrs Park." ?

11points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

Were any hot single horses in the class?

12points

IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago

A friend of mine who worked in a cafe once told me that a group of American tourists came in and asked her why she didn't talk to a coup;e of German tourists in German. When she told them she couldn't speak German they were surprised, They thought all Europeans spoke all European languages. If only...

4points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

To be fair it's not far off

1point

lara 3 years ago

A very close friend who was an adopted Korean baby [and did not speak or read Korean] was in an Asian restaurant with about six friends. The menu was, evidently, in Korean, Chinese and Japanese. Everyone asked her "which are the Korean words"? And she said "I have no idea, they all look alike to me."

2points

Mimi M 3 years ago

Second Rule of Teaching: Entertain yourself, not your students. If you are interested and entertained, your students will be. If you are not, they never will be either.

1point

Random Ukraine Supporter 3 years ago

I can speak a lot of Chinese

1point

Michael Benge 3 years ago

Reminds me of the first phrase we learned in 6th grade German class. Ich Weiß Nicht, literally "I know not" or I don't know

0points

Brook 3 years ago

me getting it wrong by saying "i don't know. i cant read or speak chinese!"

0points

Thomas Stead 3 years ago

lol

0points

Camila Esteban Guerrero 3 years ago

Had to read it twice :).

0points

#13

Welcome To Our Gander Reveal Party!

Final score:

398points

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Buren 3 years ago

Now this is a party I'd support

152points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Same tbh

13points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

we must summon the goose lord

12points

Spikey boi 3 years ago (edited)

Geese can be crazy, one chased me when I was little and really freaked me out. So I'd prefer to observe far, far away for the sake of my life expectency.

9points

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Only if I was a safe distance away, geese can be quite vicious.

7points

Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago

only if you've never been attacked by a goose. They are serious.

4points

HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago

I would just hate the clean-up

2points

Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago

"There are no genders only chaos" 🤣 I'm dying

14points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

But ganders are all male?

6points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

That's stupid, random, evil, f****d-up... I love that!

12points

Bryan W. 3 years ago

Way less pretentious.

4points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago

There are no genders only chaos.

4points

Daniel Atkins 3 years ago

Did they hand out bread first?

3points

The Guy Who Posts 3 years ago

I'd attend a sh*t party anytime

1point

admny golith 3 years ago

me, too

0points

ljbeanfield 3 years ago

The geese steal your gender!

1point

Catlady6000 3 years ago

geese are NOT chaotic neutral!

1point

Mr. L 3 years ago

Chaotic evil

1point

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

Just gander around and have a good time

1point

#14

Big Cnergy

Final score:

395points

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laka puka 3 years ago

if i was this guy i would have gone a bit further with that conversation

108points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

I would have responded with “Yeah dude you had the baby last, where’d you put it?”

23points

Gini Sarver 3 years ago

omg i would’ve too, oh the places you/ i cpuld take her mind to 🤣🤣

4points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

You're very, very cruel... but, it would be hysterical, wouldn't it?

0points

Nadja Lambacher 3 years ago

ok that was mean, but funny

25points

Ember 3 years ago

....this made me laugh out loud...I guess I’m going to hell....lol

15points

Queerios 3 years ago

Same 😭

4points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

you told them wrong dumber right? RIGHT?

13points

Madster 3 years ago

Strange that the first person didn't have what I presume is a family member's or at least babysitter's number saved?

4points

Martin Heston 3 years ago

Because it’s fake as is a lot of the content here. You’d have the name stored in your phone. It’s BS.

8points

Pernille Dyre 3 years ago

That's cruel... 🤣🤣🤣

3points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

oh f**k hahaha i love this

2points

backatya 3 years ago

LOL

0points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

My phone number is still on file for some rednecks in the panhandle. After several years of fielding messages from pharmacies and doctor offices, I have taken to answering texts of "will you vote for this Republican candidate?" with No.

0points

Emmett O'Brian 3 years ago

I had a manicurist text me about my upcoming appointment. I thanked her for the reminder and told her I wasn't sure what to expect as I am a middle-aged man and have never had my nails done, but please stop calling me Stacy

0points

#15

Hmm

Final score:

365points

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Aran Lindvail 3 years ago

There used to be a weird tradition around here of leaving cabbages with angry faces carved into them as a prank. So any sort of face would make that watermelon much more interesting.

73points

Bryan W. 3 years ago

I disagree. If you put a face on it then people can conclude easily that "someone did this intentionally" and write it off quickly as a prank or childish lark. The random watermelon on its own, however, leaves a lot more questions.

12points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

i want in

3points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Now I'm picturing making a jack-o'-lantern, but with a watermelon! Probably wouldn't last as long, but you'd be the only one in the neighborhood!!

2points

Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

You got cabbaged!

1point

𝖊𝖆 3 years ago

James Acaster is screaming somewhere now terrified someone will do this

1point

Blarrg 3 years ago

I've done that. Except I usually leave a baby.

12points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

.....?!?!?!?

1point

Courtney Lunsford 3 years ago

My husband says that if he ever gets rich and has time on his hand he will break into people's houses and leave avocados in their fridge.

5points

laka puka 3 years ago

what is they have one of em camera doorbells

3points

Eiram 3 years ago

Ninja in black and no camera footage matters.

2points

LILYANDPEARL 3 years ago

I’m doing this.

2points

Jay Son 3 years ago (edited)

17 years ago, I left for work and found a dildo on the roof of my car. This pretty much had the same effect lol

2points

Bonniebluebutler 3 years ago

Totally laughing out loud! Who left it? Why did they leave it? What did you do with it?

0points

Juno French 3 years ago

I think there's actually a holiday in August called "leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day", created to help get rid of excess zucchinis. I forget the specifics, but I'm sure Google knows something.

2points

Synsepalum 3 years ago

Hey, free watermelon. Feel free to leave one on my doorstep anytime.

2points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Why stop at watermelon? A single egg would be as puzzling, but much easier to carry... in fact, you could stroll along depositing at random, and occupy the minds of at least twelve people, and their families.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Yes, be someone's unexplained phenomenon to spicy (noun? verb? both?) their life!

1point

Comics have been filled with battles between good and evil, but audiences are also interested in watching characters on the same side fighting each other.

In season two of "Daredevil" and in the movies "Batman v. Superman" and "Captain America: Civil War," superheroes really duke it out.

These stories are about a conflict between personal ethics and the law. "That's how a lot of people feel, that they have these government forces they can't control, that are doing nefarious things," O'Connor said. "They feel marginalized, and they feel they can't trust the system. And so they take things into their own hands."

#16

Chaotic Neutral Finds A Lost Wallet

Final score:

356points

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Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago (edited)

It's NY and they got everything but their cash, wallet and metro card back. They're very lucky

168points

Mimi M 3 years ago

I have returned whole purses, packages, etc. I see 'lost wallet' posted on r/nyc all the time. And NYC was far from the least honest city in the 'lost wallet' challenge. So please check your assumptions.

5points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

THE TOODLES IM F*****G WHEEZING

21points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

lol same bro

4points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

That's still better than not getting it back, though.

12points

Deborah B 3 years ago

This should be standard courtesy when mugging someone or finding their wallet, because at least they now don't have to waste time at the dmv.

11points

Robert T 3 years ago

At least they returned it. My gf found a wallet in the street and we returned it to the owner, who then discovered cash was missing, casting suspiscion on us. I hate thieves.

8points

Julian McCallum 3 years ago

Well at least he returned the most important stuff.

7points

John Dilligaf 3 years ago

yea, between credit cards, debit cards and various IDs the cash is probably the least valuable stuff in your wallet these days

8points

best turtle 3 years ago

now i want to know what the wallet looked like

4points

F8th 3 years ago

This is a win.

3points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

I like the handwritten note, it adds a touch of class!

1point

Queerios 3 years ago

✨toodles✨

1point

#17

Beautiful Chaos

Final score:

342points

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James016 3 years ago

Never, ever talk while in a public toilet. It's rule 1

135points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Rule 2 : don't look. Rule 3 : don't touch.

33points

Teagued Turley 3 years ago

I like to sing Sweet Caroline in public washrooms

5points

Bunzilla 3 years ago

Only reasonable exception: Does anybody have some toilet paper? (Though you should always check before potting yourself)

3points

Eagle Girl 3 years ago

...and for clarification, a "Boomer" on the young end is 70. Like Senior age. Not many Srs are talking to you while they are trying to piss. Js..

1point

laura lee 3 years ago

Eyes straight forward

0points

Busy_D 3 years ago

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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago

John Wayne, major movie star, once gave advice to a newish actor. "Don't wear suede shoes." His reason? You'll be standing at a urinal and the guy next to you sees who you are and turns toward you..

3points

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 3 years ago

I feel like my life just got a little worse after reading this.

2points

Allen Lavine 3 years ago

And this is men in a nutshell

2points

Will Lanni 3 years ago

I think OP said they were in a bathroom

1point

Kona Pake 3 years ago

I see at least three rules broken here.

2points

Pamela Blue 3 years ago

OMG! I laughed so hard at this my sides hurt! LOL!

0points

backatya 3 years ago

Boomer??? WFT

0points

Gina Rautenbach 3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

0points

Frostfirefox919 3 years ago

Tru

0points

Shawn Barry 3 years ago

yeah, that talking is such a violation of the Guy Rules

0points

#18

One The Best I've Seen

Final score:

338points

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago

This is hilarious

128points

T5n 3 years ago

It gets even better if you click the link below the picture and then the link to the actual Reddit thread.

2points

laka puka 3 years ago

people get creative

14points

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago

Welp, the first one explains the last two years...

11points

~your local weeb~ 3 years ago

last one got me wheezing

10points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

ok that’s super funny

6points

Emberlee Tatum 3 years ago

We need more of these-

4points

The Guy Who Posts 3 years ago

The last one is HALARIOUS

3points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

great idea got me laughing hard lol

3points

Heather T 3 years ago

Since internet comments are often even more bizarrely angry than this, it feels very wholesome & sweet

2points

AzKhaleesi 3 years ago

I wish they showed the original question

1point

#19

Chaotic Egg

Final score:

338points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

I dont like this at all

164points

Lukyan Terdal 3 years ago

Of course not. You're an egg. I wouldn't like it very much if someone made increasingly unsettling penguins.

27points

David Stone 3 years ago

Neither do I! How am I expected to deliver for Easter if everyone wastes the eggs?

0points

𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago

I LOVE IT!!

0points

Ellen Ranks 3 years ago

Understandably.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

It is awful, therefore it is awesome.

14points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

lol

0points

Brian Jones 3 years ago

Eggsplain yourself, right now!

7points

brandon ongkosaputra 3 years ago

don't crack a joke on me

2points

CD Mills 3 years ago

Why tho?

3points

Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago

Why tho?

0points

WednesdayAddams'HashbrownOrder 3 years ago

I despise eggs and I can't quit laughing at this.

2points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

what the hell happened to the last one

2points

~your local weeb~ 3 years ago

im scared

2points

Logan Murray 3 years ago

this is art

2points

James Hardin 3 years ago

magnificent

2points

Michelle M 3 years ago

You mean Meggnificient

3points

Pan Paweł 3 years ago

Ich bin unkomfotabel

1point

Michael LaBossiere, who teaches philosophy at Florida A&M University, takes a more holistic approach and argues that each of us can embody the different character alignments at any point in our lives. It all depends on the situation.

"Sometimes we're more good, sometimes we're more neutral, or in some [cases], we fall into bad behavior," he said. "A person can be decent but have those neutral evil moments when they're selfish and take that last piece of pie."

#20

Squirrel

Final score:

338points

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Buren 3 years ago

Bahahaha

79points

Peej Maybe 3 years ago

You know Squirrels can have up to ten nipples right? I mean that little sod must look like he's playing a saxophone :)

29points

Ann Coffman 3 years ago

Impressive. I mean that squirrels can possibly have such a large litter.

5points

Vinay Pai 3 years ago

He knows. Not sure what it is, but, he knows. And he wants you to know, he knows.

22points

Dinosaur 3 years ago

Very true. Under all that fur, you can see the dreaded knowing grin.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Adorable little creep.

16points

Robert T 3 years ago

Well he can't reach his nuts when he is standing up like that!

13points

Rijkærd 3 years ago

You evil genius...hahaha

1point

F8th 3 years ago

Even squirrels need a hobby.

12points

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 3 years ago

Or a fetish.

6points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

I certainly hope you're paying in peanuts or other squirrel currency... it's like an OnlyFans house call.

5points

The Guy Who Posts 3 years ago

Too sexy for my shirt

2points

admny golith 3 years ago

to sexy for my pantts, oh id f**k anyone

1point

Lukas-not-Luca (he/him) 3 years ago

Has Connor Murphy been reincarnated as a squirrel??? (if you get this I love you)

2points

i like broadway (he/they) 2 years ago

YES

1point

LAWLAWLAW 3 years ago

I now know what I would like to be reincarnated as

2points

#21

Lowkey Genious

Final score:

337points

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Buren 3 years ago

You must be rich, I imagine a grocery trip would cost you hundred of dollars

158points

Eagle Girl 3 years ago

Puh-lease. I'd take out a 2nd mortgage to pull that off.

6points

laka puka 3 years ago

if you live in the states you are gonna have a rich kid

7points

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

I live in the states and everyone is masked where I live. Even our mask mandate was dropped a few days ago but everyone still wears them. You’re thinking of middle / rural America, that isn’t real America. Most people live in cities and on the coasts.

7points

Jane Jane 3 years ago

Can we talk about the REAL issue here? WTF is that PROFILE pic?

6points

juni 3 years ago

Pregnant lady photographed from above. The classic MySpace angle.

6points

Nijlenna Rusty 3 years ago

Just don't come to the Netherlands at this moment, only masks in public transport. You'll be bankrupt before you get to the cash register.

5points

Paul Davis 3 years ago

Where I live mom would have gone broke in the first hour.

4points

Carbon Buildup 3 years ago

What a douche thing to do.

1point

Vinay Pai 3 years ago

Your kids are hiring unmasked folks at 10 cents a piece.

1point

Bill 3 years ago

How rich are you?

1point

okpkpkp 3 years ago

hahaha.

0points

Nikole 3 years ago

I live in Chicago proper and the vast majority of people are still wearing masks, thank heavens. I assume it's very different in other areas, especially republican ones.

0points

#22

Sooo.. This Fits Here Right?

Final score:

332points

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rspanther 3 years ago

You only have one fork? This is not cutlery.

60points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

What is it then? A cutle?

40points

Rijkærd 3 years ago

Ohhh poor Kate Bishop...

5points

James Hardin 3 years ago

no thats how it works

4points

Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago

I understand that reference

3points

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Well, his dirty dishes don't pile up.

17points

Ann Coffman 3 years ago

I'm so jealous.

3points

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 3 years ago

If he got himself a spork, he could downsize.

12points

Leona V. 3 years ago

I was thinking chopsticks, but really those plus a spork would really cover the bases and still reduce toolage by 25%. Niiiice.

4points

Tess the ferret 3 years ago

One fork, kate bishop!?

10points

Raven DeathShade 3 years ago

I live alone, what do you think?

2points

the annoying theatre kid 3 years ago

wait so you always wash them after every use

4points

Delineator 3 years ago

wait so you DON’T wash your cutlery after every use? that’s just gross...

9points

Carrie Smith 3 years ago

If company comes? Screw them. They have fingers. Use them.

3points

Katherine Heasley 3 years ago

I live alone and just bought more cutlery because it allows me to go longer without washing it.

3points

best turtle 3 years ago

i am mainly offended by the lack of spoons like does he not eat ice cream?!

3points

Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago

How many spoons do you need to eat ice cream? Are two not enough?

11points

Vae 3 years ago

Where is the soup spoon? the tiny fork? the steak knife? the food prep utensils needed? *continues frantically looking for anything I would use in cooking*

1point

Maudelin 3 years ago

I would love to be that organized.

1point

Leona V. 3 years ago

Hahaha be careful what you wish for. It can be a real PITA most of the time.

0points

#23

Made A Bookshelf For My Brick Collection

Final score:

330points

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Paul K. Johnson 3 years ago

Then wouldn't it be a Brick Shelf?

117points

FanOfWeird 3 years ago

NOOOOO its because the shelf is made from books so logically it would be called a bookshelf

25points

JOHANNA MUELLER 3 years ago

should socks be called foot's because they hold feet? or socks because they are made of sock? I am not mocking you I just don't know

2points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Badum tish

1point

laura lee 3 years ago

It *is* a shelf made from books so...

0points

laka puka 3 years ago

the book is mightier than the brick

5points

dang world 3 years ago

LOVE

1point

Marie Hansen 1 year ago

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0points

Lulu Lemons 3 years ago

I hate this.

0points

Marie Hansen 1 year ago

I love this😅

0points

phil blanque 3 years ago

Ha...this is funny

0points

Frostfirefox919 3 years ago

true!

0points

Dinosaur 3 years ago

Such exotic bricks!

0points

Xottel 3 years ago

I want this so bad.

0points

Lara Verne 3 years ago

This is evil.

0points

#24

London’s Tower Bridge Was Completely Shut Off Today Because A Man Decided To Sun Bathe On One Of Its Support Beams

Final score:

328points

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Amethyst Caddel 3 years ago (edited)

How did he even get up there?

184points

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

And how is he staying there and not sliding down? His arms surely couldn't support him that well.

55points

Chich Premium 3 years ago

Haven't you heard? Getting the covid vax makes you magnetic :P

51points

~your local weeb~ 3 years ago

dont matter but DID HE GET HIS TAN!??!?!

24points

Elin Peterson 🥐 3 years ago

British people can do anything, I have learned to not ask.

18points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago (edited)

He's from the Office and got better at parkour.

12points

Rand0m_Cat 3 years ago

Parkour!

8points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to

6points

Eagle Girl 3 years ago

More amazed anyone noticed

5points

Nolasaurous 3 years ago

Don't worry about it...

5points

Legend_Trooper 3 years ago

He's spiderman.

4points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

Well remeber peter parker DID visit london a few years back

4points

Tymek Marcinkowski 3 years ago

He walked

4points

Hannah Warren 3 years ago

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3points

this violent end (she/her) 3 years ago

he flew

3points

Willow Anderson 3 years ago

Reincarnation of a cat.

3points

Florence 3 years ago

menu

3points

Munchkin 3 years ago

he was a monkey and cockroach hybrid in his past life, don't ask questions, just laugh

2points

Henry Russell 3 years ago

how is he still up there

2points

Béla Kun 3 years ago

I assume walking

1point

sarcastic cat 1 year ago

Honestly,I don't even wanna know.

-1point

IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago (edited)

Here is a piece from the Times newspaper about the event. London's Tower Bridge was closed off for hours on Saturday after a man decided its tall support beams were perfect for a spot of sunbathing. The man stripped down to black shorts and climbed the support beam without any safety equipment before laying down and soaking up the sun. Police were forced to close off the area as the man stayed on the bridge for an hour, before jumping into the Thames below. He was recovered by police unharmed. A City of London police spokesperson said: "Police were called at 1.56pm on Saturday, June 1, to reports of a man who had climbed the blue bridge support of Tower Bridge. "An hour or so later he jumped into the water and was retrieved by the Marine Support Unit. He was conscious and breathing when he was recovered and only suffered a minor injury." Police said the man was not arrested. Here is a video of the event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBBax0zBJA

32points

HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago

The fall might not have hurt him, but the water might. The Thames, like most rivers that run through cities, is nasty!

3points

Aksa 3 years ago

Just leave him. It is sunny day in London. SUNNY DAY IN LONDON

19points

Matthew Zornig 3 years ago

I've heard rumors they exist

6points

Chris Miller 3 years ago

You mean it is not a giant waterslide?!

9points

Alex The Fanperson 3 years ago

That's what I thought lol

1point

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Mood

7points

FanOfWeird 3 years ago

I'm gonna get nightmares about me up there

5points

lucygoosey0903 3 years ago

Ok just NO

2points

laka puka 3 years ago

does he have suction cups on his back? how is he saying up there

2points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

Going by the state of our car after some years of kids: Raisins would be my guess.

9points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

I would think that beam would be hot as the dickens... at least, it would be where I live. Maybe he got up their, laid down and got stuck to it.

1point

LakeMonster 3 years ago

Pale Englishman for scale

1point

#25

Want To Grow A Beard?

Final score:

306points

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F8th 3 years ago

Being oppositional just for the sake of it. Keeping the dream alive.

110points

Munchkin 3 years ago (edited)

this reminds me of a korean legend where a frog didn't listen to his mother and some bad things happened... this is just a funnier and more frustrating version of it

4points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

That's just uselessly cruel.

13points

September 3 years ago

Contrarian controversies confidently committed 😆

2points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

this is just chiatic neutral at the highest grade

2points

dev mehta 3 years ago

Hair in donuts. Ew

1point

Catlady6000 3 years ago

ALWAYS read the handbook. I have backed down so many managers just because i was familiar with the handbook. Especially in food service

1point

Paul Davis 3 years ago

Why inhibit employees for no good reason anyway? Managers...

1point

Gendgi Sevenblades 3 years ago

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0points

CloudiSkies_XD 3 years ago

You freaking badasses!

0points

Carrie Smith 3 years ago

Canadian passive aggressiveness at its best.

0points

Gabby M 3 years ago

Poor manager.

0points

#26

It's About Meeee Baby

Final score:

303points

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Buren 3 years ago

Hahhaha stone cold

79points

KitFrey 3 years ago

Steve cold now.

15points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Yeah, stop being so self-centered, steve!

19points

Dominique Deveraux 3 years ago

Steve is selfish. He couldn't drown after the photo?

11points

Spikey boi 3 years ago

Steve can just drink the water lmao (/s)

8points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

The memes i see about this s**t is hilarious

8points

Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago

Gosh, why are they so focused on Steve? He isn't important right now!

7points

Allen Lavine 3 years ago

Steve is so needy

5points

Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 3 years ago

We don’t talk about Steve…

4points

Hannah Warren 3 years ago

0_o

1point

-logansucrose- (he/him) 3 years ago

never in my life have i laughed so hard at something

1point

#27

The Actual, Real World Embodiment Of Chaotic Neutral

Final score:

288points

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Amanita Virosa 3 years ago

There's a show like this called the "Pretender."

57points

James016 3 years ago

I was just going to post that. It was a great show

8points

Phill Healey 3 years ago

I thought that was a Trump documentary.

4points

Nikole 3 years ago

I remember that one!

1point

introverted_dragon 3 years ago

His full name is Ferdinand Waldo Demara Jr. if you wanted to learn more. There's a film called The Great Impostor, which is based on his life. He had a photographic memory and an extremely high IQ.

16points

CD Mills 3 years ago

I've just realized that the reason so many people lack self-assurance is that this guy stole it.

12points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Lol 😆

0points

AzKhaleesi 3 years ago

This reminds me of Catch Me If You Can.

8points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Performing surgery on people with no credentials is a looooong way from “rascally.”

5points

Will Lanni 3 years ago

What about when all of them live? Can it please return to rascallity then, oh high priest of rascals?

3points

Efia 3 years ago

trivially memorising what you one once read/wrote in a textbook is what everybody does to achieve their profession :D

4points

Beans 3 years ago

I mean, essentially yes

1point

moose man 3 years ago

This guy did identify theft the correct way.

2points

Autumn Artemis 3 years ago

what am i even doing with my life anyway

1point

Eagle Girl 3 years ago

Just read this 3 times and still in shock & awe

1point

Seabeast 3 years ago

The civil engineer fakery is perhaps the most dangerous one.

1point

#28

Feels Pretty Chaotic Neutral To Me

Final score:

285points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Even if you don't die, you will be deaf..

92points

Heather T 3 years ago

Fortunately, your gun is also a hearing aid.

5points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

The shot heard around the world. Twice.

11points

Jacob Nunez 3 years ago (edited)

“The enemy can’t hear us, if they can’t hear at all”

10points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

That's called a blunderbuss.

5points

AmericaHomeofTheNotFree 3 years ago

No it's the half-pocket edition we like to just call "blunder"

1point

Rijkærd 3 years ago

Loudencer...thats some radical oxford dictionary s**t...

3points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

its helps deafen the nearby enemies

2points

Karen Clark 3 years ago

These posts are keeping me awake laughing.......

1point

Azure Adams 3 years ago

add a speed cocker

0points

backatya 3 years ago

speak like you know the English language ignorant f**k

-1point

Rand0m_Cat 3 years ago

how american

-1point

#29

Whatever Works

Final score:

278points

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redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

*insert dolores madrigal noises*

98points

Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago

*squeak*

22points

Tavi-The-Taboo (He-They) 3 years ago

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY MADRIGAL

13points

Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) 3 years ago

Now I have "The Family Madrigal" stuck in my head

13points

Boredravenclaw 3 years ago

hm. 🤷‍♀️🐭

9points

CelticElff 3 years ago

I'm amazed there are no references to WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO. No haters.

8points

Will Quint 3 years ago

*Squeak*

7points

Bill cipher 3 years ago

hM!

6points

~your local weeb~ 3 years ago

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!

6points

thebossanovabird 3 years ago

🐭

6points

J&B FitzTubeKidz 3 years ago

🐭

5points

Jude Fire 3 years ago

Hm!

4points

Amanda Appleton 3 years ago

i have done that little *eep* noise just for the heck of it and it is surprisingly fun

3points

CloudiSkies_XD 3 years ago

CH CH CH

3points

Grace Walsh 3 years ago

You mean that squeak?

3points

Cara Strong 3 years ago

MY COUSIN DOLORES CAN HEAR THIS WHOLE CHORUS A MILE AWAY

3points

Cara Strong 3 years ago

*I know* hmm

2points

Lxvi_XD 3 years ago

"He told me that the restaurant of my dreams-"

2points

Ethan Hernandez 3 years ago

Correction: Insert Dolores Madrigal's squeak

0points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

The owner looks like a toad.

2points

RandomX123 3 years ago

*Hem hem intensifies*

2points

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Make do with what you have.

1point

Frostfirefox919 3 years ago

"insert tord Noises"

0points

Dinosaur 3 years ago

Love how immediately two completely different Doloreses come into our minds.

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago (edited)

That’s my entire day working.

0points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

this could not be truer

0points

Moezzzz 3 years ago

I knew I'd seen this sign around Austin!!

0points

Andrew Good 3 years ago (edited)

Looks at the back of sign: I mustn’t tell lies

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

task failed successfully

0points

#30

An Uninteresting Title

Final score:

273points

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Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago

Nice title

52points

KitFrey 3 years ago

Very.... Interesting.

4points

CD Mills 3 years ago

He needs to go to places with more people, I'd like to see people reacting to his performance art.

3points

EEF🤓 3 years ago

Inspirational

3points

Gabby M 3 years ago

This is so stupid and pointless I love it.

2points

Florine 3 years ago

Love this!

1point

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

This man is brilliant. I'm visualizing the perplexed expressions on passersby.

0points

Nikole 3 years ago

love it!

0points

David Leick 3 years ago

I thought this was loss.jpg at first.

0points

Blackstone 3 years ago

So he can paint what he wants, but still write off travel expenses on his taxes, perhaps?

0points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

but... why!?

0points

#31

You're Lying If You Said You Never Thought About Doing This

Final score:

271points

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Somebody Here 3 years ago

Trying to explain it to the lockpicker: "Uhmm, you see, it's not my door..."

83points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

Was it a hot single horse?

20points

Karen Clark 3 years ago

Hahaha! Stop! Mother Love Joy, you're killing me here! 😄

2points

Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago

70% he did it himself.

16points

Otter 3 years ago

I disagree, I'd do it myself if I could run faster.

13points

Catherine Binder 3 years ago

68% minimum.

2points

rw55066 3 years ago

90%

1point

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

At least no one will steal your ear

11points

LesAnimaux 3 years ago

Leaning more towards chaotic evil but ok

7points

CD Mills 3 years ago

Bolt cutters aren't too expensive, invest in a pair.

5points

Celesta 3 years ago

That would HURT. The force of the cutters might even damage the ear.

2points

Mega Gay 3 years ago

Oooooooowwwwwwww

3points

Aleksandra 3 years ago

That's funny but i hope the person came back with a key... If not, it's not funny anymore but just awfully mean

2points

AzKhaleesi 3 years ago

OMG I'd be furious. But also.... it's funny.

1point

RafCo 3 years ago

How tho. Sure I can run away, but I don't think I'd be coordinated enough to get that on someone's ear quickly

1point

#32

Passive Aggressive Chaotic Neutral

Final score:

270points

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Busy_D 3 years ago

Indiana be like

48points

Madster 3 years ago

Colin the Caterpillar belongs to the UK and the UK only 😁🐛

18points

chuck.dont.surf 3 years ago

Notts is in Nottingham, England

11points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Can confirm, I remember hitting a pothole last year that genuinely made me feel like my soul fell out for a second.

7points

J&B FitzTubeKidz 3 years ago

I live in Indiana and you couldn’t be more correct

5points

Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) 3 years ago

Midwest

3points

Marinasongs1432 3 years ago

Ha! Michigan and Massachusetts are actually worse!

1point

Tia Hansen 3 years ago

EVERYONE SHUT TF UP potholes are mostly everywhere, if there not where your from, then ur just lucky. be quiet .-.

1point

Joe Rusynyk 3 years ago

potholes in the midwest are actually big enough to notice when you hit

1point

Elwood Schwartz 3 years ago

I live in Indiana, and potholes are more of a Michigan thing.

0points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

NW IN to be exact. I hit at least 12 potholes to n from school👍 and 5 to n from work. So when i have both in a day thats roughly 17 hit.

0points

AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago

Muncie be like

-1point

Phill Healey 3 years ago

Draw a c**k around it

8points

Blackstone 3 years ago

The true American way to get a pothole fixed.

5points

Joshua Seaman 3 years ago

If you complain about a pothole that size, you clearly need more excitement and fulfillment in your life.

5points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

Ahhh, he's even got a Colin the Caterpillar cake. That's one hell of a lucky pothole.

5points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

Cries in New Orleans

3points

Memere 3 years ago

I drove my Jeep Liberty in New Orleans, and seriously - there were streets that were nothing BUT potholes!

1point

Rand0m_Cat 3 years ago

how passive aggressive

1point

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

Cram a fruit cake in that pothole.problem.solved.

1point

best turtle 3 years ago

im totally gonna do that

1point

it's me again 3 years ago

Pennsylvania just laughs, "You call THAT a pot hole?" 🤣🤣🤣

0points

Melissa McGuire Premium 3 years ago

There's a guy some where we'll paints penises on potholes and somehow the city fixed them... :)

0points

#33

I Found This Subreddit To Post This

Final score:

252points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago (edited)

"why would you say that" BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

104points

existn't 3 years ago

bro why u always dying

4points

DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago

That's the correct way to flirt right? Asking for a friend who's also me.

15points

Marcellus II 3 years ago

"The voices told me" is always the correct way out.

7points

Paul Davis 3 years ago

Shitting yourself is a human superpower against predators. Only a few other animals do that. So be proud about that.

11points

Aski Markup 3 years ago

😂

7points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago (edited)

"Honey, I want you. -Your mother -What, my mother? -Nothing... Still horny? -Erm... No. -Fine. Good night, then."

3points

imontape 3 years ago

Just like seinfeld's creepy comment: you mean the panties your mother laid out for you. Loool

2points

Aubry 3 years ago

Romantic.

1point

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

Garden hoses exist👍

0points

Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Even then, baby.

0points

#34

Pure Cn Behavior

Final score:

252points

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Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago

Where can I get these???!!!!

76points

Sawdust 3 years ago

Just say loudly: "Voice Activation Stickers Now!"

23points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

I just googled "voice activation stickers" and there seem to be a lot of options. I didn't see this particular one but Amazon has similar ones, as well as some other places.

7points

Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) 3 years ago

*impulse buy*

5points

Dave Sturtz 3 years ago

https://www.zazzle.com/voice_activated_paper_towel_dispenser_classic_round_sticker-217864732226741602

3points

Memere 3 years ago

Maybe on Redbubble. There's lots of places that will make custom stickers, just gotta send them the art.

2points

backatya 3 years ago

https://www.amazon.com/Voice-Activated-Loudly-Dispense-pack/dp/B081587DQB

0points

An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago

Then you just sit back and try not to lose it listening to people demanding paper towels.

4points

Kay blue 3 years ago

A middle manager managed to really piss off the IT support desk, the next day the photocopier had a similar sticker on it. Everyone was in on it except said manager, hilarity ensued.

1point

Nijlenna Rusty 3 years ago

I love this!

1point

Jane Jane 3 years ago

Humans are amazing.

1point

Bettie-Jean Neal 3 years ago

This made me sort. Totally awesome!!!

1point

backatya 3 years ago

lol

0points

Birma Gustafsson 3 years ago

EPIC!!!

0points

Dave Sturtz 3 years ago

https://www.zazzle.com/voice_activated_paper_towel_dispenser_classic_round_sticker-217864732226741602

0points

Doge 3 years ago

This deserves a Nobel prize!!! Hands down....

0points

#35

This Is What I Call A Pro Gamer Move

Final score:

250points

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best turtle 3 years ago

uno reverse

20points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

He is friends with the gay rapist🐸

9points

Henry Hagens 3 years ago

???

0points

An Unpopular Opinion. 3 years ago

What else was he gonna do, just lay down and die?

6points

Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

Oh how the turntables.

5points

Doug the cat 3 years ago

if you have a sharp object inside you leave it in until you can get a doctor

3points

RenaMoonlight 3 years ago

Came looking for this. Do not remove the knife, as you can risk hurting yourself more, and causing more severe bleeding.

0points

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

WTF!? I thought it would say”and bled to death because you shouldn’t do that.”

3points

VeninTheNonBinaryRogue 3 years ago

Why how the turns have tabled

3points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Chaotic evil + chaotic good does not equal chaotic neutral.

0points

totally german lol 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago

call the ambulance, but not for me.

0points

Heather T 3 years ago

While President Jackson was the worst, incl the orange one, I love the fact that when an assassin came for him, he beat the man with his own cane. We could save some on secret service if we made the candidates go to fight school....

0points

#36

No, No, Yes

Final score:

244points

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Shanaaia 3 years ago

There is always a way to escape regulations

86points

Tia Hansen 3 years ago

now how are you gonna wipe ur a**e?

2points

Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago

Why??!!!! 😭😭😭 They're monsters!!!!

8points

Jody Penner 3 years ago

You MONSTER.

7points

lolliegag69 3 years ago

This sick f*@k must be tracked down and then destroyed.

6points

Carol Ann Sutton 3 years ago

I’ll hold your coat. 🇨🇦

2points

~your local weeb~ 3 years ago

i hate this but i cant stop staring at it

6points

Karen Clark 3 years ago

Someone has maliciously and viciously stabbed this innocent toilet paper roll. I WANT JUSTICE!

4points

RafCo 3 years ago

That is pure evil.

4points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

i love loopholes

2points

Cara Strong 3 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1point

Springy The Non Binary Demon(They/Them) 3 years ago

What can I say except delete this!

1point

#37

I Feel This Belong Here

Final score:

243points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

There is an assembly drawing, right?

60points

Charlie Taube 3 years ago

Glue piece 10,214 to piece 10,215

13points

SoozeeQ 3 years ago

And all the instructions are in every language, except the only one you're fluent in.

5points

IsABELLA 3 years ago

left

1point

Draga Millani 3 years ago

yes, but it's in German for some reason

0points

Curtis Durrenberger 3 years ago

This must be from Ikea

6points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

I bet pieces missing😤

5points

Eva the Egg 3 years ago

"some"

3points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Glass table my ass, that's a Walter White batch that got dropped in the lab. Trust me, the buyers don't care.

2points

Giga Bit 3 years ago

SOME assembly.. lots of glue, and ALL of your sanity!

1point

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

World's toughest (and most hazardous) jigsaw puzzle.

1point

Blackstone 3 years ago

With that title, it'd probably sell, lol.

0points

FanOfWeird 3 years ago

"some assembly required" ... yea right more like THOUSANDS OF HOURS WORTH OF ASSEMBLY

1point

Arthur Waite Premium 3 years ago

World's toughest jigsaw puzzle.

1point

backatya 3 years ago

lol

0points

#38

Thanks I Hate Shakespeare’s Quote Of The Day

Final score:

239points

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rspanther 3 years ago

He was way ahead of his time.

101points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" - Abe Lincoln.

9points

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 3 years ago

"Who took my ipad?" - Ulysses S. Grant

1point

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

did he actually say that

3points

Hemlock Tea 3 years ago

Where do you think the word "server" came from, Shakespeare coined that phrase

2points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

All the world is a computer and we are just bits in the matrix

2points

~your local weeb~ 3 years ago

life changing

2points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

inspirational

2points

Duck Master 3 years ago

Look at the earring

1point

DontCallMeShaun 3 years ago

Another great Shakespeare quote: “Your free subscription to Shakespearequotes.com has finished. Please purchase a subscription to continue receiving free quotes”

1point

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

As relevant today as it was when it was written

1point

Wei Lee 3 years ago

This was in Shakespeare's SONET.

0points

#39

I Make Horrible Things. Here’s A Paintbrush You Can Lick People With

Final score:

238points

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Why Knot 3 years ago

Perfect for applying tung oil.

173points

Monique Reed 3 years ago

That's it. You win Best Comment.

19points

Urbangirlatl 3 years ago

So bad it's good.

4points

Ellie Rosser 3 years ago

I salute you sir!

3points

Janet C 3 years ago

You win the Internets today.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Plot twist : it is a real one and someone should call the police. There is either an injured person or an open grave somewhere.

10points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

that makes me want to aliven't

8points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Damn i need that

6points

juice 3 years ago

it's only $20! https://www.polyboy.co.uk/shop/p/spit-brush

1point

Amy 3 years ago

Can we not

3points

Me Oh My 3 years ago

I want it. Where can I buy it?

3points

juice 3 years ago

https://www.polyboy.co.uk/shop/p/spit-brush

1point

Blackstone 3 years ago

Looking at this makes me uncomfortable. Like Chihuahua beside a banana, uncomfortable.

2points

𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago

Okay, ik the people who've seen my comments this I'm a little insane, but this is too far..

1point

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

Oh I thot it was for hot wax.

1point

ALEXIS CISNEROS 3 years ago

I NEED IT

1point

#40

Oh, How The Tables Have Turned.

Final score:

226points

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Guy MacGregor 3 years ago

This is getting too far index-621c...d018d6.jpg

115points

Parvana szoelana 3 years ago

replying so you can see the photo

15points

Sarah 3 years ago

The first time through I read that as "racist" and was really confused.

77points

Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦 3 years ago

same

16points

Alex The Fanperson 3 years ago

Same. BoredPanda censorship sucks

6points

Klaatu Verrata (Cough) 3 years ago

Same. For a solid twenty seconds I couldn't figure out how you race a racist.

5points

Beaver boi🦫🇺🇦 3 years ago

Woman saved from racist by gay racist who raced the racist

3points

CandyCat 3 years ago (edited)

yeah

2points

Jane Jane 3 years ago

same. Understanding it didn't make it much better.

2points

Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Why is this brilliant tho

54points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

I just laughed out loud and everyone’s looking at me

8points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

So the hero is a criminal, but the other criminal is also a victim... That's depressing.

34points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

If it helps, I heard about someone doing this in a D&D campaign when one of the players had their characters start harassing a female player's female character. "Oh, well, but it's OK when you do it to her?" It got the point across without being depressing like this is.

18points

Ben Smith 3 years ago

Once again, the word r a p e is edited out. Incredibly poor form BP

21points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Are we not adults here??!!

0points

Daria B 3 years ago

You know those questions about "who would you save" in an unlikely situation made up to discuss about moral values that don't work anymore? Well, time to have them replaced by this example.

14points

Dark Pigeon 3 years ago

I love how this confusses my brain. Did he do a good thing, a bad thing? Who am I when thi king it is good... or bad?! What does it mean!?

12points

Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago

Is this good or ba- brain malfunction 🤯

10points

Tavi-The-Taboo (He-They) 3 years ago

Oh my god I can't believe that the BLEEP saved the BLEEP and then proceeded to BLEEP the BLEEP

8points

juice 3 years ago

i wonder what a Rist is?

1point

Robert T 3 years ago

This would be much easier to understand if 36% of the words weren't censored.

6points

#41

[x-Post From Me_irl]

Final score:

222points

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F8th 3 years ago

I’m listening.

82points

Blackstone 3 years ago

I'll join this political party. Makes the most sense.

7points

Aubry 3 years ago

This would also be amazing for so many other things. Political debate? Demonstrate your problem-solving skills by dealing with the cobras. Election? Whichever candidate survives the Cobra Room is president. Impeachment? You guessed it, Cobra Room.

13points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

Can we put Putin in confined coffin filled with cobras and then bury it under the ground?

9points

Catherine Binder 3 years ago

That is so cruel. What do you have against cobras?

22points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

Ya know, I have been wondering what to do with this bag of cobras I got.

7points

Queen Boudicca 3 years ago

I love in Florida; I think this may work...

2points

ispeak catanese 3 years ago

Release a vanful of cobras on Deathsantis!

0points

Nyneva Kyte 3 years ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

1point

SobyKay 3 years ago

I feel like you could change the last word to just about anything and it would still work in an awesome way: "Man uses bag of cobras to fight Putin" for example

1point

Birma Gustafsson 3 years ago

Sometimes a cobra can cut through red tape like a knife through butter.

1point

Thomas Stead 3 years ago

lol

0points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

Does he have a licence for the cobras?🧐

0points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

No, but he might have for his fish.

0points

#42

Woah

Final score:

220points

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martin734 Premium 3 years ago

That must have been one hell of a massage, where can I get one?

40points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

Hell, I'd take a 5 minute foot rub at this point.

4points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

She just wanted to get some instead of nun

16points

Rocky Mom 3 years ago

Well, Idk how you can imply there is any denying in that. Lol. Awakened sexuality usually leads to having sex. And she wasn't having any. Thus being awakened.

1point

Kel_how 3 years ago

"I'll have what she's having!"

7points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

If she’d gotten a Thai massage, she would still be a nun.

5points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

That is the truth!

1point

AmericaHomeofTheNotFree 3 years ago

Definitely went with the "Nirvana" ending instead of the happy ending

4points

Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago

Some people just don't believe on the golden mean

3points

Buren 3 years ago

That escalates quickly

3points

Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)

Becoming a Buddhist monk or nun is different than becoming a Catholic one. It's not intended to be permanent. Some people stick with it for their whole lives, of course, but it's supposed to be more like going to school for your soul. There are even some villages where all men are expected to do a few years as a monk before they get married.

2points

Fred Van Der Zee 3 years ago

That depends on the lineage. In some it is temporary, in others it is meant for life.

0points

AzKhaleesi 3 years ago

Damn I need THAT massage.

1point

Nadine 3 years ago

That was some massage.

1point

#43

There's A Lack Of Quality Cn Recently So I Thought I Might Post One

Final score:

215points

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Apachebathmat 3 years ago

Then I’d be the most annoying person on the bus

192points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Oh no....you'd start a whole bus symphony! Only person annoyed would be the driver. UNLESS....they started singing b/c they can't click too b/c they are driving!

19points

Tracy Wallick 3 years ago

That moment when the comment is better than the post

7points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

Oh no you wouldn't.... It would be never ending entertainment for many of us!

3points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

Oh 🤨

3points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago (edited)

The Cup Song will take on a whole new meaning and sound. Ok- men would do it too, but this fits.

2points

Leoninus Fate 3 years ago

this should be the only comment on here lol

1point

r tommo 3 years ago

Bwahaha

1point

Monday 3 years ago

Wait...yours don't?

13points

𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago

I didn't say they didn't..😧

2points

Miles Mawyer 3 years ago

PENS! I was still on body parts and read that wrong at first. I thought mine might be broken.

10points

Will Lanni 3 years ago

This was a cocky reply

2points

Gabrielle Riley 3 years ago

Honestly, I know way too many people who would continuously click just because.

7points

sturmwesen 3 years ago

You say that like it's a bad thing :-D

5points

Blackstone 3 years ago

Who would be able to click them, though? Only the person who has them, only other people, or anyone? What would be the trigger? I'm imagining a "clap on, clap off" system. Imagine the chaos 😁.

4points

Will Lanni 3 years ago

I'd love to hack that remote.

0points

Robert A Reider Jr 3 years ago

Mattel made a doll that did that in the 70s. "Growing Up Skipper". I don't recall it being a hit.

1point

Will Lanni 3 years ago

It really clicked with the kids in our neighborhood

1point

Snigget 2 years ago

What do you mean "what if. . . ?"

0points

backatya 3 years ago

LOL

0points

Michael Largey 3 years ago

Well, when a mother is nursing, they do behave like fountain pens.

0points

Concept-Peter Roosdorp 3 years ago

Hmm, well it would explain innies and outies.

0points

#44

Cn?

Final score:

215points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Eating while driving? Yes, that's illegal.

52points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

depends on country and what you're eating.

16points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

We have drive-thrus in America, so...

14points

Jude Fire 3 years ago

Not if you have a condition that you make up on the fly. Or if your like me and you randomly remember you have to take your meds and you need to eat

6points

Marco Hub-Dub 3 years ago

Depends where you live.

2points

Aitisam Janjua 3 years ago

the world doesnt revolve around USA and its not even illegal LMAO

1point

Lea S. 3 years ago

Lol - streeeetch your brain. It's not illegal everywhere. It's not illegal where I live. In fact - gas stations ENCOURAGE it.

1point

Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Driving without due care.

1point

Munchkin 3 years ago

well that backfired quickly...

1point

Mimi M 3 years ago (edited)

He bites when he's pulled over (i.e., not actually eating while driving).

1point

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

No specific law makes it illegal to eat or drink nonalcoholic beverages behind the wheel (USA). However, if distracted, a cop can cite you for careless driving.

0points

John C 3 years ago

best case scenario cop pulls this guy over instead of someone else that actually deserves it. i'm not a huge fan of cops but neither do I think we should waste our resources.

16points

EEF🤓 3 years ago

Wasting police officers time. Yes. There's a ticket.

10points

Catherine Binder 3 years ago (edited)

As a white person from the states I can't help but think this is some white privilege s**t. (The dude with the cookies not EEF)

10points

Shanaaia 3 years ago

"do you apply with our Cookie regulations? "

6points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

Hold on. Just got a call from the Cookie Monster

4points

Guy MacGregor 3 years ago

Well both of your hands needs to be available for driving, so it is. (Law may vary depending your country though)

3points

laka puka 3 years ago

Do you accept cookies

3points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

I love this way more than i should

2points

Jenny 3 years ago

That is some serious white people s**t

1point

Will Lanni 3 years ago

I think it was more on the level of humorous white people s**t.

0points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

I used to work with police officers regularly. One told me about a guy who has a teaching car (steering wheels on both sides, but the one on the passengers side is smaller so it's hard to see). He puts manequines on the proper side so it looks like they are driving and goes down the road to see what people's reactions will be.

1point

#45

I Dont Even Wanna Confuse Search Algorithms, I Was Wanna Do It!

Final score:

208points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago (edited)

Or google "why are google stocks suddenly going down" and enjoy the chaos.

117points

Tracy Wallick 3 years ago

That's evil. I love it.

16points

Beans 3 years ago

Amazon would be funnier since there are richer and more sinister

5points

Brafne Heiwer 3 years ago

Wise man

5points

Nijlenna Rusty 3 years ago

When are we gonna do this? Name a date and time!

4points

June 3 years ago

Your idea is way better than the original 😂👌

1point

ZAPanda 3 years ago

I am confused, why do you have to google this at that exact time, and that exact string? What will it do?

7points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Overload and confuse the search engine, create a false trend which will confuse results for other searches. ?

4points

Sidtheslothisveryhot 3 years ago

I think ur just on ur cycle

2points

Bella shepley 3 years ago

Am I the only one who did this just now

2points

Beaver boi🦫🇺🇦 3 years ago

i did too

1point

sarcastic cat 1 year ago (edited)

No,no,no. Red pee actually exists. Google "why is my pee silver".

-2points

The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy 3 years ago

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#46

Hmmm

Final score:

208points

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Buren 3 years ago

This note is trash, left ear should be higher than right

88points

Ellen Ranks 3 years ago

Neck too thick as well.

8points

Tee Witt 3 years ago

That's because he will not keep still.

5points

Andy Frobig 3 years ago

Picasso would say it's trash because the ears are on different sides, but in French with a Spanish accent

2points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Don't you think the neck is a bit thick?

0points

Shawn Barry 3 years ago

optical illusion, they're the same height

0points

Emberlee Tatum 3 years ago

I should do this-

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

take your goddamn notes NO MATTER WHAT

0points

#47

Grass Ain't Gonna Cut It'self

Final score:

202points

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago

It looks like squidward

64points

Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they) 3 years ago (edited)

I mean you're not wrong...Snotward

5points

SDLT010 3 years ago

And he's vomiting blood

2points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

SPONGEBOB I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE LET ME PLAY MY CLARINET

1point

Shawn Barry 3 years ago

blowing the used Cocaine out his nose no less

1point

NatureBoy6284 3 years ago

OOOF

0points

Erin S 3 years ago

It'self???? For the love of God, there's no apostrophe in "itself"!

16points

Will Lanni 3 years ago

Sure there is. Look at your own comment. There's an apostrophe right there! See?

3points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

Most Nebraska thing ever

3points

John C 3 years ago

the grass doesn't even need cutting, neither to his right or his left

3points

Blackstone 3 years ago (edited)

There are two types of people, apparently. I'm the other type: I was going to cut the grass, but it looked like rain.

2points

Tinykame 3 years ago

I was gonna cut the grass but it was too nice outside to not enjoy doing something else

0points

F8th 3 years ago

Nebraska dads be like…

2points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

I remember hearing about this guy; he claims he was "keeping an eye on it".

1point

Elliebean13 3 years ago

🎶🎵Ain’t nothin gonna break my style. Ain’t no one gonna slow me down. 🎶🎵

0points

Richard Grant 3 years ago

Only in Canada.

0points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

Tornado sirens are blaring, I'm behaving like a complete nitwit being new to the area. The couple downstairs, originally from Nebraska, calmly told me to settle down, handed me a beer, and confidently explained why "it ain't gonna touch down here".

0points

#48

The Peel Is Where All The Nutrients Are

Final score:

196points

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Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago (edited)

Good question, I've only had it with the peel once and it wasn't too good so I eat mine without the peel

58points

PauWow 3 years ago

I heard all the vitamins are in the peel tho

6points

Kryogen 3 years ago

wait, what? There is a burger under the peel ?!

6points

Muff_Fluff 3 years ago

Oh god

2points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

"Several people are typing" LOL

23points

Blackstone 3 years ago

Legit the best part of this post.

5points

Felicia Dale 3 years ago

“Several people are typing…”

4points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

i ate a muffin with the wrapper once. i prefer no peel

3points

RAMPAGE 3 years ago

Several people are typing *wheeze*

3points

Riley Quinn 3 years ago

I'll never need that much fiber in my diet.

2points

Hugh Walter 3 years ago

"Several people are typing..." heeheehee!

2points

Alex The Fanperson 3 years ago

*several people are typing*

2points

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

I wonder if you can get high by smoking the peel?

2points

rspanther 3 years ago

I never liked the peel, so I throw it away. No everybody is going to get bent out of shape saying that I should compost it, I don't have time to set a up composter so leave me alone.

2points

#49

Abject Chaos

Final score:

170points

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Julian Linardi Star trek fan 3 years ago

Why…just why

61points

Synsepalum 3 years ago

Seriously, who buys a sub with no veggies?

5points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW 3 years ago

unrelated but im a star trek fan too

2points

Aahzmandus Pervect 3 years ago

What's the difference, half is half.

1point

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

Whats wrong?

1point

Joybug 3 years ago

Nobody will steal it.

0points

Laura Deckers 3 years ago

Have you heard of Star Trek the Cruise? It's going out of Los Angeles next year. LLAP

0points

PixxelDust 3 years ago

they missed the bit where Subway actually replied with "no seriously what is this"

3points

April 3 years ago

If this was a normal half sandwich, even if it had a bite mark or two in it, I wouldn't bat an eye. So why does this one seem gross? The only difference is more bite surface area, is that it?

1point

Rachel Cobb 3 years ago

Stared at this for a solid 3 minutes... Do I ⬆️ it, or ⬇️ it? 😵‍💫😰

1point

Josiane Roy 3 years ago

When we had a lunch thief at work this is how I kept my sandwiches safe. I passed for a monster, but a monster with a lunch I was.

1point

Bill cipher 3 years ago

boi wtf

1point

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

anyone with ocd…….just keep scrolling

1point

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

*ocd person tears*

1point

Ethan Hernandez 3 years ago

If I remember, I believe that Subway commented on that post saying "Just way" or something like that.

0points

thepinkrobot 3 years ago

This bothers me way more than it should

0points

CloudiSkies_XD 3 years ago

Screenshot...1ba265.png

0points

#50

It’s Called A Can Opener, Not A Can’t Opener.

Final score:

168points

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Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

Screenshot...1a1331.png

51points

ALEXIS CISNEROS 3 years ago

yes

15points

Doge 3 years ago

I call BS. That's a stash can with a crudely cut lid next to it. Look at the jagged lid and the perfect rim of the can. Plus the inside, stash can.

6points

Moneythink 3 years ago

I don't know what's up with the lid, but the can looks like it was opened with a "safety can opener". They came out in the 80s, but I just learned about them recently. I prefer them now.

0points

best turtle 3 years ago

how dare you desecrate dr.pepper

3points

Lawrence Thatcher 3 years ago

This actually what I do (with empty cans) to pour excess bacon grease into...

1point

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Now I'm wondering if this tastes better or worse...

1point

Jake stenhouse 3 years ago

It’s Dr Pepper, there’s only one possible answer - worst

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

it’s done it’s job a littttle to well

1point

Anne Edwards 3 years ago

Am I the only one that thinks Dr Pepper tastes as if a bunch of people left the last ounce of their drinks, cola, ginger ale, root beer, cream soda, fanta orange, sprite to ferment together?

1point

juice 3 years ago

now that you mention it, yeah...i still like it though

0points

Carrie Smith 3 years ago

[Insert bloody lip.]

0points

Steve Fischer 3 years ago

But some can openers just can't

0points

#51

Which One Of You Decided To Cut Loose In Chicago??

Final score:

67points

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Hannah Young 3 years ago

This is chaotic good

0points

Diane Aguilar 3 years ago

Because that's what heroes do.

-1point

Dyson Fey 3 years ago

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introverted_dragon 3 years ago

Breakin' rocks in the hot sun, I fought the jaw and the jaw won

13points

#52

My Dad Carries This Bag Around Filled With Sweet Tarts And Mentos. There's No Way To Tell Which Is Which....he Says It's Like A Scavenger Hunt Trail Mix.

Final score:

65points

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Char Char 3 years ago

The face of evil!

19points

Moosy Girl 3 years ago

It’s like when I made a tofu and feta cube salad, and then secretly added some halloumi cheese cubes as well.

3points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

You can totally tell the difference.

2points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Mentos have rounder edges.

1point

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

They DO NOT look even similar.

1point

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

Id have mixed ro k candy and rocks

1point

Candia Lee 3 years ago

There is candy that looks like rocks, like pebbles.

0points

Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago

Love it!

1point

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

OMG, could you imagine trying to eat a handful all at once?

0points

Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦 3 years ago

I'll eat the whole bag

0points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

hehehe roofies for the new children he needs in the basement

-1point

#53

Drugs Are Happiness. If This Goes Better In Another Subreddit Tell Me

Final score:

65points

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Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago

Actually, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the lights

34points

RAMPAGE 3 years ago

y e s

1point

That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 3 years ago

YES YES YES!! Awesome! CONGRATS YOU ARE AWESOME!! Thanks for this!

1point

IcarusOfTheSkywings 3 years ago

How do you find the light switch if it's that dark?

0points

Jon Scott 3 years ago

My friend You have only fueled My current obsession With Harry Potter

0points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

my life quote. RIP Dumbledore

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

It is true. Drugs is happiness. Money buys drugs. So money buys happiness.

6points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

Ok, you have a point.

1point

Diane Aguilar 3 years ago

This is actually true, particularly if you've been diagnosed with severe clinical depression and pharmaceutical drugs are what help you climb out of that hole the chemical imbalances in your brain have put you in. FYI, LSD and cannabis can count as "pharmaceutical drugs" if prescribed by a medical professional.

0points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

They count even when not prescribed. Had a hospital intake tell me MJ was probly good for my glaucoma.

0points

Tom Spade 3 years ago

My girl Maryjane, lol.

0points

F8th 3 years ago

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Synsepalum 3 years ago

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

No.

-2points

#54

Happy Graduation Y'all

Final score:

62points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

awww!

12points

Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago (edited)

Good on you for only spending $38 on college!!

6points

Lawrence Thatcher 3 years ago

I went to college and graduated, but was too cheap to spend money on a cap and gown...

2points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

hr looks so proud 😂

1point

Will Quint 3 years ago (edited)

My Brain got fried and forgort

1point

#55

The Last Of The Eastern Pigeons

Final score:

61points

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rspanther 3 years ago

Why? Because they look cool, that's why.

24points

AppleDragon 3 years ago

But how?

5points

EEF🤓 3 years ago

...are they glued?

5points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

YES

0points

dang world 3 years ago

my hero

1point

The Meme Queen 3 years ago

this deserves to be so much higher

0points

thebossanovabird 3 years ago

How would you even get that to happen? They fly away the moment they see you.

0points

AppleDragon 3 years ago

Not all pigeons. The ones we have in Toronto are so stupid I caught one by it's tail feathers when I was 6. And I snuck up upon it and just snatched it. I was so dumb...

1point

Pink Panther 3 years ago

Mike Tyson is the prime suspect

0points

F8th 3 years ago

Vegas. That’s why.

0points

Fred L. 3 years ago

Maybe they´ve made and are wearing them on their own ...

-1point

Florence 3 years ago

badass

-2points

Kat Unst 3 years ago

Safety first

-2points

#56

Little Kids Really Are Something

Final score:

60points

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Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago

If it works it works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

23points

Random Ukraine Supporter 3 years ago

Is it possible to do Shruggie with a chromebook?

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Someone once said "it ain't stupid if it works". This person was wrong.

2points

CD Mills 3 years ago

Not bad for a first guess.

1point

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

That thumb...OW.

0points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

hey that's not a horrible idea!!

0points

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

'Do you need help here?'

0points

F8th 3 years ago

Close enough.

0points

#57

Max Level Chaotic Neutral

Final score:

59points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

That's sweet.

16points

Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago

And just a little bit creepy

4points

moose man 3 years ago

Boop

3points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

that almost scared me

2points

Talon 3 years ago

One of my neighbors has a hole in his fence that he framed so people can pet his dogs

1point

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

Cute.

0points

Random Ukraine Supporter 3 years ago

My dog would try and eat the fence :/

0points

sofacushionfort 3 years ago

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#58

Apple ∈ Apple ∈ Apple

Final score:

58points

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Daria B 3 years ago

What a waste of cake. Just give me that fresh apple or the apple pie/cake. No need to spoil it with unhygienic boxes.

30points

Ellie Rosser 3 years ago

I mean, the box went through the oven cycle with the cake, it's kinda sanitized now.

4points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

The box is wrapped in plastic - there's a twist of it sticking out bottom left and bubbles on the exposed top corner. The cake is built around the plastic-wrapped box. They eat the cake.

0points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago (edited)

Plot twist: there actually IS a tiny capsule in the real apple which grows into an iPhone when you put it in water, but then you need rice. Wait-maybe it becomes waterproof???

0points

PauWow 3 years ago

How to lose your place in heaven

1point

N S 3 years ago

That is just mean (unless there is a happy end in form of an actual iphone)

1point

#59

This.

Final score:

58points

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Casey Burns 3 years ago

That abomination looks like pizza mixed with puppy pug rolls.

49points

Ms.GB 3 years ago

Looks like the head of a shar pei

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Who wants a slice of baby bulldog?

2points

EEF🤓 3 years ago

Yuuuuuum

1point

Florence 3 years ago

bussing

0points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

It's not even seasoned or buttered...just ewww

0points

lucygoosey0903 3 years ago

Whyyyy

0points

#60

Socialism, & Hyperinflation, But Less Gun Violence?

Final score:

57points

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Ozzie Ogawa 3 years ago

They should switch to boomerang

18points

Will Quint 3 years ago

True

2points

Fiery Llama 3 years ago

They should talk to the bag of cobras guy

1point

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Oh my country. :(

1point

Zoe Gillenwater 3 years ago

Chris Rock's bit came true!

0points

Kevin3475 3 years ago

Ohhh those Venezuelans streets criminals!!!!!!!!!!!!

0points

#61

Chaos

Final score:

56points

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RandomBeing 3 years ago

Edit the comment and switch out words like "liberal/conservative" for their opposite.

22points

Dillon Brown 3 years ago

No, edit your own post so it says what the people are screaming about and make it look like they super crazy screaming at you for saying what they saying 🤣

3points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

lol now i want to do this...

0points

#62

Guy Flings Bag Of Poop Up His Balcony, Misses, Apologizes

Final score:

56points

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Camila Esteban Guerrero 3 years ago

BUT WHY.

33points

Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago (edited)

Do you never flung bags of poo onto strangers balcony?

11points

Autumn 3 years ago

Maybe there were no bins around but they didn't want to carry it so the best solution would be, without littering, to throw it on their own balcony.

6points

EEF🤓 3 years ago

Compost?

1point

Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago

Love the letterhead for this note.

3points

MaireC 3 years ago

Got yelled at once for throwing a bag of poop over my own back garden wall. I hate carrying poop bags through the house. On the bright side, she's too embarrassed to look at me anymore and goes in another direction if she spots me😁

2points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

Object lesson on not yelling at people. Confronting them, maybe, but never just begin with the type of behaviour you'll be embarrassed at later if you turn out to be wrong. :)

1point

F8th 3 years ago

When you’re not only a poop-flinger, but a poor poop-flinger.

2points

Rijkærd 3 years ago

Environmental quality??? Naah...Am guessing the mental quality is not so good with that one..

0points

#63

evil Laughing Intensifies

*evil Laughing Intensifies*

Final score:

55points

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Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago

That's horrible but I'm laughing

23points

laka puka 3 years ago

Why would you go into a room full of covid patients

2points

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

To tell them to stay positive.

1point

#64

What I Would Do If I Was In Theatre Ngl

Final score:

55points

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Busy_D 3 years ago

The hashtags!!

18points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

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#65

Oh John.

Final score:

49points

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Daryl Branson 3 years ago

Considering he probably murdered a guy he might be chaotic evil, not chaotic neutral.

27points

Pecho Muh 3 years ago

Oh my

4points

Synsepalum 3 years ago

And now he's dead.

3points

Charlie Taube 3 years ago

Probably good

-1point

Anthony Roberts 3 years ago

Then killed himself.

2points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

lol...?

0points

F8th 3 years ago

He is completely bat-sh*t crazy.

0points

#66

"Hell, Just Cut The Damn Pizza"

Final score:

49points

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lucygoosey0903 3 years ago

How to summon Pizza the Hutt

47points

Cats and anime love ️ 3 years ago

The one from space balls or the food chain

4points

zak 3 years ago

I'll take the filet (center cut), please.

2points

ChickenNugget 3 years ago

imma be downvoted but I’m tired of people thinking the pentagram is satanic, it’s the religious symbol of paganism/Wicca and it’s used as a protection symbol.

1point

Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago

Yes-that's RIDICULOUS and ANNOYING! Also, there is no "devil" involved, I learned long ago. Upvote!

1point

Hugh Walter 3 years ago

I'll have the Pentagon, 'cos it's not much use for anything else these days . . . .

0points

PauWow 3 years ago

It pairs well with a glass of fresh sacrificial blood and by no means with holy water.

-1point

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

A little slice of hell

-1point

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Time to summon a demon :)

-1point

rspanther 3 years ago

That's too funny.

-1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

People will fight to have the slices whithout crust... That's a demonic plan.

-2points

#67

Be A Friend. Prevent Theft

Final score:

48points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Except basic human decency, I suppose.

37points

Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago

Which most people don't have so 🤷‍♀️

4points

Elizabeth Elliot 3 years ago

..That's Chaotic Evil, not neutral!

3points

laka puka 3 years ago

I had this annoying classmate who kept messing with my bike so one day i got an old bike lock and put it on there 2 weeks later they finally cut the lock off

3points

best turtle 3 years ago

trust me ive done that. i lost $40 worth of bike locks but it was totally worth it

2points

redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

*evil laughter*

2points

Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Somebody put a lock on my bike once. I didn't have much trouble cutting it.

1point

Sawyer Kidder 3 years ago

Neve thought about this. Ima try it

0points

#68

This Feels Like It Fits Here

Final score:

48points

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Casey Burns 3 years ago

The one time you NEED a helmet and we can't even see. God speed you dangerous man.

33points

Joran Quinten 3 years ago

Wearing a helmet would be among the least of my concerns tho

5points

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

Eek, I envision death or some sort of amputation.

3points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

Tell him to drive in circles a whole bunch 😜 j/k

3points

Tim Douglass 3 years ago

I'd be fine if it had fenders...

2points

Will Quint 3 years ago

That might be Airrack

1point

IcarusOfTheSkywings 3 years ago

That sounds more like chaotic stupid to me.

0points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

This is just chaotic stupid.

0points

FanOfWeird 3 years ago

what... this is airrack isnt it...

0points

#69

But Why?

Final score:

48points

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Vasana Phong 3 years ago

There was an episode of the Simpson’s, where they buy the this and only eats the chocolate flavor

12points

Ms.GB 3 years ago

I only eat the strawberry

4points

AppleDragon 3 years ago

That's me irl

3points

Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦 3 years ago

I eat every part except the chocolate lol

2points

Katie 3 years ago (edited)

I remember this post LOL - the person with the ice cream said "never smoking weed again" and this was the result, then someone replied with "I think you smoked Adderall"

2points

F8th 3 years ago

Order restored.

2points

Hugh Walter 3 years ago

But why not?!!!

0points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

It's all sugar free anyway

0points

lucygoosey0903 3 years ago

Diy

0points

sirfryingpan 3 years ago

DI Why

2points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

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#70

Opened The Fridge To Find Out My 3yo Decided To Help Me Putting The Eggs In It.

Final score:

47points

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rspanther 3 years ago

Was it Easter?

10points

RandomX123 3 years ago

If it was, the eggs would have been hidden, not kept right in the front

0points

Kristin Ingersoll 3 years ago

That is one really tall, agile three year old.

5points

Shelp 3 years ago

The fridge and the ground are very dirty

1point

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago

I have concerns beyond the eggs here...

1point

Brenda 3 years ago

LOL

0points

𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago

Very nice, very nice

0points

Cassidy ChillRose 3 years ago

At least it looks like they're all/mostly intact... I'll give the point to her three year old this one, no question.

0points

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

There wasn't room for the carton so they improvised. Eggsellent problem solving skills!

0points

Miriam L 3 years ago

Not too bad, they actually don't look broken... Yet

0points

Sportsgal 3 years ago

At least he/she didn't scramble them for you! 😀

0points

#71

Peak Cn Clock

Final score:

45points

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Paul K. Johnson 3 years ago

Gas pump clock.

13points

Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦 3 years ago

I kinda want one...

1point

MarmotArchivist 3 years ago

It probably costs 9.99 as well.

1point

Sander 3 years ago

Chew on this: full hours don't exist. There's always a infinitesimally small sliver of time before the full hour. But, when it's past, there's always an infinitesimally small sliver of time after it. It can't ever be the full hour. But it clearly can otherwise time would't progress.

0points

#72

Share This But Don’t Upvote Do It Doesn’t Get To Hot And Get Seen

Final score:

45points

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Gerard Neaux 3 years ago

It's okay to comment though.

5points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

You can also share this image of Putin to get him banned from his own country. banned-fro...11-png.jpg

2points

Johnny Moravec 3 years ago

Sounds like a plan

0points

#73

Anyone Else Getting Cn Vibes?

Final score:

44points

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KitFrey 3 years ago

What if, there was like a Nailed It (baking show where only the most amateur bakers compete) but for sports

9points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

Average Andy!

1point

#74

I Guess My Car Is In (Chaotic) Neutral

Final score:

43points

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Jihana 3 years ago

Have you tried feeding it Viagra?

71points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

4points

Edward Monks 3 years ago

have you tried putting it back in the car?

4points

Snigget 3 years ago

That's what I was thinking.

1point

#75

Day 16 Is Chaos

Final score:

43points

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Gin Sutaraito 3 years ago

I do this all the time, it's awesome

1point

Sky Render 3 years ago

I used to do that all the time! I called it a breadless sandwich. Actually quite good.

1point

Rae Black 3 years ago

I do this....its a fun snack!

0points

Katie 3 years ago

I recommend eating PB&J like this - it's delicious 😅

0points

Persephone 3 years ago

They used to sell this in a jar

0points

#76

Bolinguli

Final score:

40points

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Greg Heffley 3 years ago

blue sus

15points

MarmotArchivist 3 years ago

Amazing. I have played DOS before, UNO is still the better game, but DOS is really amusing too, mainly because you have to say “dos” with two cards remaining and 90% of the time people screw this up.

2points

#77

Throwback To When Someone From My Hometown Got A Tattoo Gun And Practiced On Themselves With Real Ink

Final score:

40points

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Vasana Phong 3 years ago

Don’t do drugs

27points

karla Meixnerová 3 years ago

Does... does the person know, that it is permanent?

10points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

This is how a lot of tattooists get started. It's a legitimate career especially if you have a couple convictions under your belt. Perhaps this person is coming out of a pretty bad place and working on at least gaining a trade.... Maybe I'm just any eternal optimist.

3points

Joran Quinten 3 years ago

None of these look as scabby as a fresh tattoo though 🤔

1point

Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)

I know 3 people that have my hubby's name tattooed on them and none of them are me, his family or exes. Just co-workers that did it for shits and giggles.

1point

Hannah Young 3 years ago

I know at least two tattoo artists that practiced on their upper thighs with 'real' ink (is there fake ink?) Dont know why that's so shocking.

0points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

These look like all those "prison" tattoos that all rich celebrities get.

0points

F8th 3 years ago

Gotta learn somehow.

0points

#78

Bypassed The Lock By Cutting Out The Bottom Of The Ice Cream Box. Brilliant

Final score:

40points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

You do what you gotta do.

7points

sturmwesen 3 years ago

I like to cut slices of B&J instead of getting frustrated by using a icecream scope.

2points

Ffaelan Condragh 3 years ago

The lock picking lawyer on YouTube.

1point

#79

We Live In An Onion Society

Final score:

39points

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1 1 3 years ago

Layers upon Layers

19points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

It mostly depends on whether they are raw or not.

2points

Diane Aguilar 3 years ago

Raw onions are tasty but do a terrible number on my stomach, so I compromise by eating pickled onions, which offer that raw oniony taste but with the neutralizing effect that pickling does to onions. Pickled onions and pickles on a burger = just as much flavortown as putting caramelized/sauteed onions and pickles on a burger.

0points

Bobby 3 years ago

At first I thought this was about The Onion, not the veggie

1point

ChimeraBubbles 3 years ago

I know which one I'm joining. Onions are disgusting, garlic is delicious. Still, it means more onions for the onion lovers I guess.

1point

Silver the Sloth (they/she/he) 3 years ago

i did this once i saw it

0points

Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦 3 years ago

Onions are the best! I like to eat them on their own

0points

#80

Urban Rescue Ranch, The Whole Channel Is Like This

Final score:

37points

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best turtle 3 years ago

jake paul would just pussy out of the match

12points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

He lacks depth and warmth.

0points

Cassidy ChillRose 3 years ago

This is the kind of person who knows what to do with a Kangaroo. Jake Paul doesn't stand a chance.

3points

ALEXIS CISNEROS 3 years ago

oh i love that guy! Hes so funny :D

2points

The Meme Queen 3 years ago

bro got 141,000 views

1point

Lulu Lemons 3 years ago

I love this channel

0points

#81

It Was Worth It

Final score:

35points

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Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

its a hotpocket ofc its worth it

10points

Arthur Waite Premium 3 years ago

California in May - Nope. Toronto in February - might be worth it for the warm night's sleep.

0points

#82

My Mom Has A Crab-Shaped Candy Dish That She Filled With Ibuprofen

Final score:

34points

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Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

at least its not Captain Crunch! Oops All Aderole!

12points

PauWow 3 years ago

For when you're feeling crabby? Wouldnt it be better then to be filled chocolate?

2points

Diane Aguilar 3 years ago

Once you reach a certain age you might as well consider ibuprofen "candy" considering how often you pop them. Trust me, I am ancient.

1point

Jennifer Johnson 3 years ago

i need this bowl

0points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW 3 years ago

*furrows brows*

0points

#83

One Of Us Served An Avocado:

Final score:

33points

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ALEXIS CISNEROS 3 years ago

My californian self is quacking. Yes. Quacking.

13points

Vera 3 years ago

Avocadon't.

4points

Big Dog Island 3 years ago

That’s one awesome knife, Ginsu?

4points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Modern art. And pretty good knife.

3points

CD Mills 3 years ago

I want to know the brand of the knife he used, they are seriously sharp.

1point

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

dang where'd you get that knife??

0points

#84

Anon Is Chaotic

Final score:

33points

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DaShaun Trosper 3 years ago

It is indeed

6points

Kit Ff 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

M O'Connell 3 years ago

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Kit Ff 3 years ago

Not if he didn't use the voucher

3points

#85

chomp

*chomp*

Final score:

33points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

A "well, technically, you said..." kind of situation.

14points

Rage of Aquarius 3 years ago

That's chaotic evil fyi

4points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW 3 years ago

is the brother the sandwich guy from a few posts up?

1point

#86

Not Sure If This Belongs Here But... Seen In Random Vehicle. Perhaps To Discourage Theft?

Final score:

32points

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Pink Panther 3 years ago

He looks cold

13points

Kat Unst 3 years ago

If I tried to steal this car at night and saw a headless guy in the driver seat, I'd be like "Nope.... just nope. Have a good day, man."

1point

Fred L. 3 years ago (edited)

And I thought I needed more head ...

0points

Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦 3 years ago

It's a Mercedes C230 Kompressor! I love those things

0points

Will Quint 3 years ago

We have a murderer

0points

#87

That’s What Heroes Do

Final score:

32points

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Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago

😶 so . . . there's that

15points

CaptainDinosaur 3 years ago (edited)

Is that a Saturday morning style Watchmen cartoon? Holy s**t.

2points

Catherine Binder 3 years ago

Dr Manhattan is wearing pants.

1point

Ozymandias73 3 years ago

Wait...they had a Watchmen cartoon??

1point

#88

So What And Why

Final score:

31points

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Casey Burns 3 years ago

I feel like this is a prank and he's too scared to move.

10points

Memere 3 years ago

Looks more like a prank his parent put him up to & he's over it. Like, done & ready to get down off the scooter.

3points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

Why not?

2points

Andonis600 3 years ago

The forbidden death swing.

1point

#89

I'd Do The Same Tbh

Final score:

30points

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Dillon Sizemore 3 years ago

Some places have finders fees 10% so I wouldn't feel bad even if it was a $100 case

7points

moose man 3 years ago

Welcome to the Great Lakes state

1point

Cassidy ChillRose 3 years ago

See, the original headline makes him sound like an absolute douchebag, then the literal last sentence explains that he only kept enough to buy a case of beer. Still, that level of honesty is admirable.

1point

#90

Found A Bottle Of Tea One Of The Kids Put In The Fridge.

Final score:

30points

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Sawyer Kidder 3 years ago

Uhhhh…

3points

Davo gifman 3 years ago

Why so serious son! lol

2points

User# 6 3 years ago

'Tea'

1point

#91

Ye Is Chaotic Neutral Incarnate

Final score:

30points

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Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

I sincerely hope Kanye can find a way to address his mental health issues. I truly feel bad for his children having to witness this.

41points

F8th 3 years ago

Kanye has straight up lost his f*cking mind.

4points

Ben Moss 3 years ago

This is what happens when you mix uppers and downers, kids.

1point

#92

Madlad Recruiter.

Final score:

29points

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Jeannine Pope 3 years ago (edited)

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#93

]noc[

Final score:

29points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago (edited)

:0 sewer man is REAL

15points

Lawrence Thatcher 3 years ago

"Thank you for pouring scalding hot liquid on my face, sir."

3points

Cassidy ChillRose 3 years ago

Pennywise really just wanted a good cup of coffee after all.

4points

Will Quint 3 years ago

OH NO WE HAVE STARTED PENNYWISE uhhh 3 4? 5? VI?

1point

cj be like 2 years ago

i've been looking for sewer mutants

0points

#94

This School

Final score:

29points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Be true to your Gchoo2.

8points

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

lol one time at my school a kid wrote "f*** this school" on the wall with a leaf. He was suspended for a week and came back saying it was worth it! lol

0points

#95

...

Final score:

28points

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lucygoosey0903 3 years ago

Cool ranch

24points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW 3 years ago

ukraine flag! support ukraine!!!

4points

Happy Daihatsu 🇺🇦 3 years ago

OMG YESS

1point

Monique Reed 3 years ago

I'd heard of paint chips...

4points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

Mmmm, forbidden queso.

1point

leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

WHHHHAATTTTTTTT

0points

Dutchman Callypso 3 years ago

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0points

#96

My Boyfriend Cuts Butter The Long Way

Final score:

27points

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redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

It’s time to get a new bf :)

17points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

And burry the old

3points

totally german lol 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago

a BUTTER one?

2points

Amanda Appleton 3 years ago

No...that one's def a keeper :)

0points

Candia Lee 3 years ago

I used to until I learned to rub the end on the hot food.

0points

#97

My Pcs Fans Run Too Loud So I Put It In The Other Room

Final score:

27points

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Tim Douglass 3 years ago

And thus the server room was born.

0points

#98

chomp

*chomp*

Final score:

27points

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redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Oh my god

14points

Will Quint 3 years ago

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

1point

Poultry Geist 3 years ago

My mother would do this to me when I was a kid. She would eat the bottom off of it:/

0points

Kit Ff 3 years ago

"Can I have a bite of your ice cream, babe? "

0points

Sawdust 3 years ago

Why is he holding it upsidedown? :-)

0points

Moonwatcher the NightWing 3 years ago

Your sick

0points

ALEXIS CISNEROS 3 years ago

i fear i have become alive with rage

0points

#99

Yo Whoever Made The Original Post About Putting The Caprisun In The Bottom Of The Pouch, I Raise You

Final score:

25points

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leia's emotional cupcake 3 years ago

no, please.

3points

#100

An Interesting Title

Final score:

25points

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redties_and_blackparades 3 years ago

Monster

16points

Will Quint 3 years ago

True

1point

Gemini 3 years ago

An interesting comment

1point

TURTLE 3 years ago

What if i don't want to share sorry but...

0points

Lynn Akashah 3 years ago

I had a friend who was too cheap to buy her own Kit Kat and was kind of eyeing mine, hoping I would share it with her. So I ate mine like this. And have been eating it like this since.

0points