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‘Chaotic Good’: 50 Posts That Prove You Can Be Unhinged And Still Be On The Right Side (New Pics)
A wise lady once said that well-behaved women seldom make history. Many would argue that the same applies to men. But we're talking about the good kind of bad behavior—the rebels with a cause, the rule-breakers on a mission to make things better, and the unpredictable forces who use unhinged methods to unleash positivity on those around them. They're part of an unconventional club that believes in the power of bad to bring about good.
These people refuse to sit back and watch the world burn. They're doing something about the flames. But they've kicked the bucket of water to the curb. Instead, they're fighting fire with fire. Many of them can be found in a chaotic corner of the internet, plotting their next move while posting content about good intentions and questionable methods.
The Chaotic Good community has over 457,000 members, all with a common cause: to make the world a better place without bowing down to bureaucracy. Bored Panda has put together a list of the best posts from the page to inspire you to go out and smash the system with a smile. Let us know your favorites by upvoting them.
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#1
Hope This F**king Counts
ElfVibratorGlitter 6 months ago
I had a man try to "explain" it's what women wear that causes sexual a*****t just yesterday! I showed him the "what was I wearing" art exhibit...I couldn't believe what I was hearing from him.
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Tamra 6 months ago
Oh but wait, let's add some more context to this "good christian's" actions: "Brother Dean Saxton was standing outside Apollo High School in Glendale, Arizona, loudly condemning students and members of the LGBT community, when he was approached by a 19-year-old student with a baseball bat". This d0uchebag was targeting kids still in school and LGBTQ folks. A real bastion of love and acceptance, this one. I hope he got a good concussion.
MeowZedong 6 months ago
If he turned the other cheek, I really want to see what the other side of his face looks like.
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MeowZedong 6 months ago
He was just asking for it. Going around with a sign that just tempts people to want to hit him with a bat. Going around carrying that sign at that time of day around that crowd,
Michael Largey 6 months ago
Sadly, a cup of baptismal water can be enough.
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Riley Quinn 6 months ago
Wanna bet he's a Christian carrying Jesus' message of misogyny, racism, and hatred. You know how Jesus wallowed in those gloomy messages. (sarcasm should be obvious)
Tamra 6 months ago
Perhaps not, but he is like the many "faithful" who use religion as a cudgel to beat others down.
Load More Replies...We're exposed to the world of chaotic good from a young age. Think Robin Hood, Aladdin, and, depending on who you ask, Batman. These guys are the rebels, the free spirits. They believe in the power of good, but they live life on their own terms.
"Some don't have a problem with greater systems such as laws as long as they leave them alone; others are anarchists who believe that the betterment of all can only be achieved by actively rejecting any higher instances of power," explains the TV Tropes website. They have a cause and a conscience. They care about people. But not so much the rules.
The Player's Handbook puts it this way: "He makes his own way, but he’s kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society."
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#2
*definitely Not* Taking Any Notes At All…f**king Awesome
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Oh I can guarantee you that there are definitely some WOMEN in the US taking notes!! Free the b00bies!!
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago (edited)
This would not work in Idaho. Idaho recently outlawed all naked b00bs in public. That includes trans-b00bs and man-b00bs. It also banned trucknuts which I'm kind of OK with.
Kim Kermes 6 months ago
If women have to wear tops in public, so should men with a B cup or more. Me, I have delicate skin...
Anyone-for-tea? 6 months ago
Women don’t have to wear tops in public in the UK. There is nothing illegal about it. Anywhere a man can be without a shirt, so can a woman. I have often thought about making an point about men walking around topless in my local town by Lady Godiving about, well top half anyway, and just wait for someone to say something.
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TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 6 months ago
is there anything similar to this that trans men can do? i need to know for... reasons
NotAThreat (he/him) 6 months ago
*Slowly raises notebook* no reason.... just... curious.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 6 months ago
Technically, based on my government documents, I too could go topless in public. But I'm 70, and as much as I dislike most people, that's a step too far even for me.
Earonn - 6 months ago
I live in Edinburgh, and apart from the hyena Rowling (sorry, real hyenas) and her flying monkeys, people took it very positive. Because despite their online presence and the financial support they get, actually at least here people are very much pro-trans or just don't see a problem with living alongside trans people (because they never saw a problem in it before).
Orion Red 6 months ago
the GOP reaction to this was to add language that says "or meant to resemble a female breast." This is not snark, they really added it.
Nova Rook 6 months ago
Notice none of the people who bash trans athletes for competing never show up here to support trans people outside of sports.
Nikole 6 months ago
Hmm it’s almost like they have a problem with trans people in general and are using the sports thing as cover…
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martin734 6 months ago
This wouldn't work though, it is not illegal for women to be topless in public in the UK, being topless is not indecent exposure.
Lazy Panda 2 6 months ago
I know, which does reduce the story somewhere. Being publically naked in the UK is only an offence if it is done to cause alarm and distress. So suddenly whipping your lady or men bits out on the high street - nope. Walking naked through the countryside, technically that's ok but the Naked Rambler did end up in court several times.
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Rubin Piggy 4 months ago
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#3
Touchy Person
Brazen 6 months ago
Why the ever loving heck did no one stand up to him before that? They all just let it happen? That really bugs me.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
If the family is enabling this behavior then it may be time to GTFO. At least he's going out with a bang.
Agat 6 months ago (edited)
The plan is awesome, however, what next? The OP will be banned from family gatherings, but Joe won't. So it'll keep happening, and I bet it's not only women in the family he does this to. The question is how to get him to stop doing it forever.
Tamra 6 months ago
Those women in the family need to gather together and beat the $hit out of him, and I mean that most sincerely.
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Tamra 6 months ago
My guess is that women are still so affected by generations of being taught to be quiet, be gentle, be forgiving, to ignore egregious behavior that they probably feel a bit like a deer in headlights in such a situation. Or maybe they're afraid that he might react violently? As I mentioned before, I wish they'd all gather together and beat the living cr@p out of him.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago
Hopefully to at least prevent him from inappropriately touching other family members, at least while OP is near?
Load More Replies... Robin Roper 6 months ago
Excellent plan! I want women to as they walk through crowds randomly flick men's testes not hard enough to cause extreme but hard enough to notice and when confronted reply, "Oh my hand just slipped." If this happened regularly then men would know how vulnerable women feel when they are walking in crowded or public places where they can be grabbed and groped.
Gracie Jay 6 months ago
On the surface, a funny idea:) realistically, we get our @$$3$ kicked:(
Load More Replies...Chaotic Good is based on the idea of moral or character alignment. Think of a chart where the vertical axis represents the good vs. evil dimension. The top row is good, the middle row is neutral, and the bottom row is evil.
The horizontal axis is the lawful vs. chaotic dimension. The left-hand column is lawful, the middle column is neutral, and the right-hand column is chaotic. From this, you'd be able to get 9 different character alignments... Different levels of good and evil.
"Lawful good describes characters or things that are systematic, orderly, and principled, explains Figma. "Lawful good characters (e.g., Hermione Granger) promote the greater good while following established procedures or rules."
The site notes that neutral good fits anyone or anything acting with the best intentions for everyone involved. "Neutral good characters (e.g., Wonder Woman) do the right thing, even if it sometimes means bending the rules."
#4
F*****g Legend
Pandora 6 months ago
We need a life sized bronze monument to commemorate this historic moment!
Beak Hookage 6 months ago
Like the one of the woman who smacked a Naz1 with her handbag!
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 6 months ago (edited)
Proof that not all heros wear capes, but cowardly evil people wear white pointy disguises
glowworm2 6 months ago
Looked this one up. Snopes.com says it's miscaptioned. This is not the first man to beat up the K*K nor was his name Willie "Whoop A*s Johnson". Nonetheless, it is an awesome photo of a K*K member getting his just desserts. Here's the link to Snopes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/willie-whoopass-johnson-hit-k*k/
YDNinja 6 months ago (edited)
Your ling won't work because "K*K" is censored. Try this one: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/willie-whoopass-johnson-hit-k*k/
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RagDollLali 6 months ago
This whole post is turning out to be a great start to my day so far 😄
Riley Quinn 6 months ago
Instead of burning the cross, it should've been Klan members burning on stakes. Sorry, I've been engrossed in The Blacklist and it seems every other episode someone is getting burnt to death.
Sam Trudeau 6 months ago
This reminds, me in Black Panther (the comics) people complained because Klaw showed up briefly and K-illmonger was an African, they wanted white people, so he had them fight the K*K
#5
Madlad Steals Ship To Free Slaves:
Bob Jones 6 months ago
This a great story, worth reading about. Surprised they haven't made into a movie yet. Then again, aren't Americans now being taught that slavery didn't exist?
RedMarbles 6 months ago
There is a segment that is attempting to whitewash it (pun intended).
Load More Replies... The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
They passed a bill to place a statue of him on the SC State House Lawn. But it must be funded entirely by donations. Learn more and donate here! https://www.admin.sc.gov/robertsmalls
Michael Largey 6 months ago
In the South, government-funded statues are limited to ones of slaveholding traitors.
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Chris the Bobcat 6 months ago
This white guy from the American (Confederate state) South loves this!
Riley Quinn 6 months ago
Are ya sure bout this, cos I never did read about this fella in my US History class. Our US Educational system wouldn't keep this from their students if it were true./s
#6
To Have A Handy-Dandy Hotline
Kate Johnson 6 months ago
You mean the woman he pays for the "wife experience"?
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
As a variation on this, people are RSVPing for Trump's big military parade next month using apps that spoof their phone number. The plan is to simply reserve everything and not show up.
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April Pickett 6 months ago
I love Bored Panda because they can put up some of the funniest posts.
"Chaotic good represents a willingness to challenge authority and break rules to achieve positive change. Chaotic good characters (e.g., Robin Hood) are rebels with both a conscience and a cause," reads the Figma site. And to make it even more complicated, there are different types of chaotic good. But more on that later.
Those who fall under lawful neutrality follow a strict code to maintain stability and order. "Lawful neutral characters (e.g., James Bond) believe in and support the rule of law, no matter whether it’s good or evil," the site explains.
While being truly neutral applies to items, objectives, or characters that aren’t good or evil, lawful or chaotic. "True neutral characters (e.g., The Dude in The Big Lebowski) lack conviction. They don’t follow any moral code and simply do what’s best for them."
The chaotic neutral club comprises those on a quest for absolute freedom and individuality. "Chaotic neutral characters (e.g., Cat Woman) buck tradition and authority. They’re often impulsive and unpredictable."
#7
F**king G
Miriam Rodriguez hunted down 10 of her 20-year-old daughter's kidnappers, stalking them one by one across Mexico until they were either dead or in prison.
Much like Liam Neeson's character in the 2008 film, Miriam Rodriguez from Mexico used guns, fake IDs and even disguises to hunt down the men who snatched and m******d her child
glowworm2 6 months ago
There is a movie called La Civil, which is a fictionalized story based upon hers.
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Beak Hookage 6 months ago
Heroes only get happy endings in fiction most of the time. :(
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SpiderWoman13 6 months ago
Yet ANOTHER f*****g hero of mine.. I manifested her in BLOODPACT -- and didn't even know it. Hahahaha.
Binky Melnik 6 months ago (edited)
But they don’t. You think they ENJOY having their articles scrambled so they’re hard to read? It’s advertisers who require this 🐂💩. No site owner WANTS their content messed with, you know.
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F**k Nestle
When Nestle refused to watch a documentary about the exploitation of African children in the cocoa industry, the documentary's director, Miki Mistrati, set up a giant screen next to Nestle's headquarters in Switzerland and played it there.
Nina 6 months ago
Nestle is f*****g evil. So the babies they didn't k**l with their formula campaign can make their chocolate? Boycot all their products.
Lucy Covington 6 months ago
I did about 15 years ago. Not only the child slave labour, but also saw a video of their CEO saying WATER should not be a god given right, it should be a paid for commodity!
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Sven Horlemann 6 months ago
I have to check a list of Nestle products (including subsidaries) not to inadvertently fund them.
Riley Quinn 6 months ago
This is old news which has given the world plenty of time to stop buying Nestle's products (listed A-Z here: https://www.nestle.com/brands/brandssearchlist). From Wikipedia: "The Dark Side of Chocolate is a 2010 documentary film about the exploitation and slave-trading of African children to harvest chocolate still occurring nearly ten years after the cocoa industry pledged to end it." Add Mars and Hershey to your boycott list.
Randy Kilgore 6 months ago
Nestle ;has been on my boycott list since their formula scandals, and I'll often do without something before giving them any of my money. That's just my little temper tantrum against them. I don't pretend they care or that it had an impact, but I had to start somewhere. Sadly, it's impossible in this age to avoid buying something from a company or conglomerate that doesn't put greed over the welfare of humans. The "good guys' are the exception, not the rule.
Kim Karlotta 6 months ago
If you can afford it at all I believe it would be a good start to buy chocolate and coffee faritrade only, since most other labels will also be exploitative.
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#9
Always And Forever, F**k Maga
Nikki Martinez 6 months ago
MAGA are freaks. They exist online to troll, drive around in "my d*ck is tiny" trucks covered in 'Murica regalia, or live IRL at rallies. I never seem to see them anywhere else.
Nikki Martinez 6 months ago
says the ignorant moron who willingly signed up to join the American-N**i braindead, no critical thinking skills, beer belly gut required cult. Good on ya, mate.
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Anyone or anything that follows a strict code, hierarchy, or system for personal gain at any cost is considered lawful evil. "Lawful evil characters (e.g., Darth Vader) are calculating, organized, and tyrannical."
Those with an utter lack of morals or ethics would fall under neutral evil. Think Cruella de Vil: destructive, corrupt, and out for themselves. Lastly, "Chaotic evil means malevolent self-interest combined with personal freedom," explains the Sigma site. Chaotic evil characters (e.g., The Joker) are dangerous, unpredictable, and bad to the bone.
#10
Isaac F**king Wright Jr
This guy was mistakenly imprisoned for 10 years. But he spent most of his time in the library studying law. As a result, he proved his innocence, > after which he became a lawyer and imprisoned the judge who convicted him
Woof Yo 6 months ago
His name is Isaac Wright Jr. He did not imprison the judge that sentenced him, but he did successfully sue the prosecutor and the state. https://blurredbylines.com/blog/isaac-wright-kingpin-exoneration-and-became-lawyer/
Riley Quinn 6 months ago
Thanks for the URL to this amazing story and courageous individual. I really respect the fact that he continues to pay it forward for those who aren't wealthy.
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Kabuki Kitsune 6 months ago
The judge was not imprisoned for the case. The judge was imprisoned for totally unrelated theft charges.
Riley Quinn 6 months ago
When you're a defendant in a trial, always remember that your defense attorney has 3 adversaries: the prosecutor, the cops, and the judge. Those three are very cliquey, and it's not uncommon for them to wrangle information to go their way.
Fuhleeheece 6 months ago
Thanks for that info. Here in Mississippi (find "Rankin County G**n Squad" for context) we know never to trust law enforcement or criminal "justice." We only get the "justice" we can pay enough bribes, influence or hush money for.
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Binky Melnik 6 months ago (edited)
I was thinking he needs to exercise his degree and sue his hair dresser; eeep!
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superfluous 6 months ago
I don't think he was mistakenly imprisoned. Maybe railroaded is the word?
RedMarbles 6 months ago
Definitely railroaded by the county prosecutor, who eventually attempted to flee apprehension and k*lled himself before he could be taken into custody.
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Featherytoad 6 months ago
There was a TV show called For Life that was based on this back in 2020. It was cancelled after two seasons, but it was pretty good.
#11
I'm Saying It's Right
glowworm2 6 months ago
Sadly, this one is fake. The story was just a prank done for fun on the internet. Source: https://www.truthorfiction.com/hines-county-food-stamps-hacked-meme/
Fire Singer 6 months ago
Aw that's too bad, but thanks for letting us know!
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Full of Giggles 6 months ago
Wow! I’m surprised Fox News covered a story about someone helping their community.
RagDollLali 6 months ago
Don't worry, I'm sure they followed up by making him out to be a horrible villain 🫤
Load More Replies... April Pickett 6 months ago
I understand his anger, applaud his efforts, and hope the jury finds him innocent, even though he's guilty as charged. If they can barefacedly grant these kinds of privileges to Republicans, they can do it for him.
Sven Horlemann 6 months ago
I mean, in a time where Trump just (May 29th 2025) pardoned convicted felons for fraud (ok, they where fellow TV presenters, no reason keeping them in jail)...
#12
Steal A F**king Car, Save A Baby
CP 6 months ago
That is a huge upgrade in charges. Not sure if standards apply.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 6 months ago
Should've left the baby at the local fire department. I'm really getting sick of reading about baby/child deaths because of ignorant, negligent parents.
Karen Menard 6 months ago
Sir,, you have my respect. If you're not in jail you might be a good father as well.
Boredest Panda 6 months ago
@Kabuki: So he brought the baby back, so he’s only charged for theft 🙃 (Side note: Imagine being the parents. You’re s****y people — or maybe just unorganized — so you left your baby in your car and this guy walk up with your baby and starts chewing you out)
As we mentioned earlier, there are different types of Chaotic Good. Some believe in Freedom Before Goodness. "These are the ones who are more Chaotic than Good," explains TV Tropes. "They value freedom and feel that they and others should be free to pursue their own desires — it just so happens that what they desire is to do good deeds. They do not see doing good as their duty and may actively resent any attempts to compel them to do good, even if the stakes are h**h." But they'll probably end up doing good anyways, notes the site, adding that these guys will justify their actions by saying that this is what they want to do.
#13
Boston’s Old North Church Last Night. Amazing
Riley Quinn 6 months ago
This went up on April 18 to commemorate the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride. Oh, and the fact that Boston is so anti-Trump and anti-ICE that we're seething.
Pedantic Panda 6 months ago
Ha! Never been to Boston but recognise this church from Fallout 4!
#14
What A Surprise
Janet Sparrow 6 months ago
I am not religious at all and I’m no Pretty sure Jesus wasn’t real but I know FOR SURE he would not approve what is going on in his name.
sadmrguna 6 months ago
Most historians agree that Jesus was a real person, obviously NOT the messiah/ son of god etc. Just a long-haired dude wandering round in sandals preaching peace and love. A hippie basically, and would definitely NOT approve of 99% of things done in his name.
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Riley Quinn 6 months ago
When I was in Middle school, the priest got a friend of mine pregnant. Her parents whisked her out of town to stay with relatives. She was punished for something a grownass man did to her, and he was moved to another parish. I refused to attend services after that and never looked back. A few years later, I learned that another priest sexually molested my brother. The fact that parishioner's continued to attend services without batting an eye proved that christians cherry pick their bible and aren't to be trusted with moral decisions.
#15
Peak Madlad
Robin Roper 6 months ago (edited)
I live in NC and there are several of these flying" on major interstates. They are on private property and nothing can be done. I want to apologize to everyone who has to see these ignorant displays as you visit our otherwise lovely state. Stop at a local business in the areas where these flags fly, go in and tell them that you need fuel or are hungry but are going to a different exit, one located in a different county because their failure to disallow the flags means you will not support that local economy. It takes some time but unless the locals pay a price, they will not act.
Nova Rook 6 months ago
So many Americans love the Confederacy and fly their racist treason flag.
Grenelda Thurber 6 months ago
I never understood why they would want to celebrate a war some traitors lost 150 years ago against a country they claim to love.
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keyboardtek 6 months ago
There is one on I-40 Between Morganton and Hickory he can come and get too.
Grenelda Thurber 6 months ago
When I visit my parents in Mississippi I always ask why they have monuments to traitors in the town square. Every time. The answer changes now and then, but is always a load of c**p. I will ask that about this flag if I ever have the chance.
Chris the Bobcat 6 months ago
Some of the people in South Carolina think the militia is still firing on Fort Sumter.
Then you get the Goodness Before Freedom, guys and girls. They're more Good than Chaotic. "They desire to do good, but also feel that they have a responsibility to do good, and view freedom as a secondary (but still important) concern — essentially, they feel that being good is the price of being free, and they are more likely than Freedom Before Goodness to use the law to achieve a good end," explains the site. "They are not opposed to the Lawful system and may even accept it as necessary or even good, but they will rarely, if ever, let it get in the way of doing what they feel is right."
#16
Grandma Was Revolutionary
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
My grandfather would have gone full on MAGA if he hadn't passed before all that. My grandmother (not married to my GF) on the other hand is 95yo, Catholic and hates Trump with the passion of the burning sun. So proud of her.
Paulina 6 months ago
Wow, a Catholic that doesn't support far right? That's a refreshing change of pace!
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Chris the Bobcat 6 months ago
I'm honestly glad my grandparents are gone. Both grandfathers were WWII vets. They would have been appalled to see their children's generation and more vote in a criminal, an insurrectionist, a traitor and a wannabe dictator to office. They spent years of their lives fighting N@zis, not installing them into government.
Dragons Exist 6 months ago
No, it's the result of BP upscaling the image from the one on Reddit
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Alice Roosevelt Should Be F**king Posted Here More
Alice Roosevelt, daughter of Teddy, was once in a car when a driver sideswiped them and called the chauffeur a "black b****** ". Alice leaned out the window and shouted "Shut up, you white son of a b***h"
keyboardtek 6 months ago
My wife would not swear, but that white guy would have been castrated.
Load More Replies... Janet Sparrow 6 months ago
She defied social norms, such as being a smoker and wearing pants, which was unusual for women at the time.
Chewie Baron 6 months ago
I will always upvote mentions of Emily Spinach.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 6 months ago
Alice had a pillow on the sofa of her parlor saying "If you don't have anything nice to say, please sit beside me."
KnightOwl86 6 months ago
Alice Roosevelt was badass. Everything I've ever read about her makes her sound amazing.
#18
Not Sure If Y'all Have Seen This Sh*t Cus I'm New
Bookworm 6 months ago
Awww. And to think in just a few short years he'll be finding his 3 teammates and rat boss. Watch out for Ray! Hmmm......no not quite intimidating enough. Ron? Ross? Rob? Ralph? Close.... I GOT IT! Donatello. Have fun my purple friend.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 6 months ago
Hey BP, even that OP has figured it out. Ads...bad, pictures of sea turtles...good.
Passerby 6 months ago
Am I crazy, or does the text looks ai-generated? It is a really weird-looking font otherwise.
Beak Hookage 6 months ago
That was my first thought too. It's making me uncomfortable.
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Those devoted to a Chaotic Good cause, like freedom fighters, believe that Freedom Is Goodness. They usually try to promote a society with as little government as possible or overthrow a corrupt, oppressive regime without getting drawn into the politics behind replacing it with something better, notes TV Tropes.
The Balance Seekers believe in doing good and in their freedom to do good. "They believe that they should be allowed to be free and good as they see fit, but recognize that the rest of the world is more complicated and that whether the time is for freedom or goodness is down to a case-by-case basis, and will try and seek the middle ground," TV Tropes explains.
#19
Tiny Child + Tiny Ducks = F**king Chaos
April Pickett 6 months ago
That's a brilliant way to keep a 5-year-old from getting into trouble.
Katiekat 6 months ago
I mean, it's creating trouble but in the cutest possible way!
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
I used to do this with pens and coasters at my work. Reverse pickpocketing is a lot of fun. I was in my 20s though.
RagDollLali 6 months ago
I do this at work! Every spring Michael's has those tiny baby chicks on clearance, I buy out the rack and hide them all over the building. Some of my coworkers have numerous tiny chicks sitting on their desks for years at this point lol
Beak Hookage 6 months ago
I hid a bunch of little owls around my school campus. Why owls? I couldn't find any ducks.
Jaya 6 months ago
No need to downvote this, it's a good joke because technically OP didn't mention they were fake ones.
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Rick Seiden 6 months ago
My oldest daughter did this at Christmas a few years back. I still have a box of them on my desk.
#20
Madlad Oldman
In Taiwan, a 96-year-old saved his village from demolition by painting every surface of it with colorful imagery, which brought in so many tourists that the mayor ordered that the village be preserved
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
I found an article about him here: https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20181128-the-96-year-old-painter-who-saved-a-village The original post also notes that he was a soldier that fought against the Japanese during the occupation. A total badass and a hero in addition to being wildly talented.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago
Thank you for the link!! I was curious where in Taiwan his village is - and I'm pretty sure my ex's dad is from that same area and my ex still has family that lives in the mountains near that city!
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#21
Doing God's F**king Work
Alyce 6 months ago
Hospitality maintenance here. "Wrong way round" keeps me from having to throw away the entire roll after it has been sppoled out onto the floor - usually in a puddle of urine. Do your way at home - but stop thinking you always know best in all situations, sometimes there IS a reason for what you dont like.
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Anthony Elmore 6 months ago
Right? I'm kind of jealous. They make my set look boring.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 6 months ago
Do that under roll BS in your own home. It has no place in public bathrooms.
Kyle Simonson 6 months ago
Sorry the pictures don't explain what benefits the lockpick gave you. You can open the toilet paper dispenser that already has toilet paper ready to dispense? The benefit is.......?
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago (edited)
They flipped the roll around to the proper side. Took me a bit to get it to.
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And lastly, you get what TV Tropes refers to as Good With Nuts. "This type is basically crazy, but they are without a doubt a good person, fighting the good fight and supporting their friends," the site reads. "They've got no obligation to follow his orders. Who needs a plan? Just aim and fire!"
According to the site, it's precisely this craziness that makes them hate evil and fight it harder than any other type.
#22
Political Campaign Group Everyone Hates Elon Posted F**king Nigel Farage Billboards Across Kent, South East England
Miriam Insidecor 6 months ago
Maggots serve a purpose. This man is a vile cretin.
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liam newton-harding 6 months ago
You have described many, many Evangelical Christian cults, I don’t think this is the flex you believe it to be.
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Riley Quinn 6 months ago
It's true. Just read how there are so many millionaires now that it's really no longer praise worthy. That fact that billionaires are popping up with more frequency like boils on a butt will be the fall of many cultures if not treated.
Sarah 6 months ago (edited)
My thinking is , the English has never been colonised, they did they colonising and making peoples lives a complete misery where they had to leave their native land. I wonder if that’s why English are so against immigrants. They’ve no family history of ancestors having to leave for better life due to another country marching in amd throwing everyone off their land and homes e.g Ireland, and charging excessive rent. ( I mentioned Boycott earlier) an before any one says I’m rascist., this is 100^ pure fact. We had Daniel O’Connell who fought for our Freedom From England . When Barack Obama visted Ireland, he went to the museum that had is writings . Obama was Influenced by a gentleman fighting for rights , that gentleman was inspired fighting for freedom from o’connell
CultOfBambi 5 months ago
While I (Brit, but not English) get what you're saying about the evils of colonisation, the point about England not being colonised isn't correct. You're forgetting about the Romans, the Vikings and the Normans, to name but a few groups who invaded/conquered England over the centuries. And also, not ALL English people are against immigration - it's unfortunate that those who are, are loud about it. The Brexiteers are exactly like the MAGA Americans - short-sighted, racist/bigoted morons.
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Jane Hower 6 months ago
Yea, just gotta hate that he has so many people getting payrolls from him. gezzelouise
#23
This Could Help F**k Sh*t Up
Jnausicaa 6 months ago
There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this: Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection and defiance are occurring constantly throughout the country. Whole communities and states have no idea that they’ve already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the battle against Trump is everywhere. And even the smallest act of disobedience or protest pushes our lines forward. And then remember this: Trump’s need for control is desperate because it is unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. And know this: the day will come when all these protests, opposition, and moments of disobedience will have flooded the banks of Trump’s authority, and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break his power. Remember this. Try.
Robin Roper 6 months ago
Belarus is a total dictatorship disguised as a democracy - we are getting close.
Riley Quinn 6 months ago
Divide and conquer. It's about time law enforcement was conquered in this way.
#25
Thank You For Your F**king Service
Thank you kind vandal.
KnightOwl86 6 months ago (edited)
This picture is about 20yrs old, it was taken in my hometown (Glasgow, Scotland) the ATMs have been upgraded many times since then. This was a bit of a thing back then because people were annoyed at having to pay a fee just to get your own money.
Riley Quinn 6 months ago
I have a choice of walking an extra block or using another bank's ATM conveniently located in the grocery store. They charge $3.50 for the service, and then my bank charges me $3.00 for what, I don't know.
#26
A Stranger Wrote A Fake Note And Put It On My Windshield To Save Me A F**king Parking Ticket
Riley Quinn 6 months ago
When carrying change in your pocket was still a thing, I'd feed meters about to expire if I saw the parking enforcement vehicle in the area.
Mari 6 months ago
We have to pay minimum 1€ for parking. We need to park 2times a day (aprox 20 min)to take care of an eldery person. (Bring him food, change diapers) so for 1 year we should pay 730€ to take care for someone? So yes, I risk a parking ticket because I can't afford 730€ (the minimum cost) in a year.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago
OP on Reddit says that they were in the process of moving from California (Los Angeles) to Canada and forgot that there was street sweeping in their neighborhood on this particular day. As someone who lives in Southern California, I won't lose any tears over the city of LA missing out on OP's $60 from their street sweeper citation.
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Smuggling Information Into North Korea:
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Where is this and how can we donate?! Also, I would be concerned that any NK citizen found with this would be... Punished...
April Pickett 6 months ago
Great idea, great propaganda; the problem is that few in North Korea have computers or cell phones.
roddy 6 months ago
And then if people are found with them, aren't they arrested and tortured? I'm sure I've read some heartbreaking stories about what happens to them.
Rachel Pelz 6 months ago
Anybody remembers the name of that US student who did something equally disapproved of in North Korea, was imprisoned, neglected/tortured and only sent home shortly before his death, in a state where he could not communicate (blind, deaf, unable to speak)? So terrible to think that he did feel pain and everything but could not be comforted anymore. So no, I do not think this a good idea, neither for the recipients nor for the deliverers.
Riley Quinn 6 months ago
Excuse me, but could you set up these kiosks in the US. We have a tyrant we'd like to break free of, and lots and lots of minds that need changing.
Binky Melnik 6 months ago
But those minds prefer to “do their own research,” and unfortunately, when they come across the truth by accident, they dismiss it as “woke” and other nonsense, so I’m afraid it wouldn’t do any good. Minds need the open in order for information to get into ‘em. 😰😰😰
Load More Replies... Dragons Exist 6 months ago
Lmao, one of the faces has googly eyes; where is this, I think the rest of them are missing something
Nizumi 6 months ago
Very nice idea, but why would it work there when having access to everything freely and easily hasn't helped in the US? Genuine question - not a snark.
RedMarbles 6 months ago
I don't think we can say that free access to information in the US hasn't helped without knowing what things would be like without it. My guess is things would almost certainly be worse, though.
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Police Madlad
Someone is stealing the wheels off police cars in Mississippi
G A 6 months ago (edited)
Sorta funny, but costing the community money to replace, and possibly stopping cops attending calls, not so much.
Fuhleeheece 6 months ago
Oh, my sweet summer child. Do you think that cops attend calls promptly in Rankin County?
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#29
Crazy Shark Story
In 2001, a man wrestled a 7-foot bull shark to retrieve the severed arm of his nephew. After saving the boy, the man dived back in, seized the shark and wrestled it to shore where a ranger shot it. The arm was pried from its gullet, put on ice, rushed to the hospital and successfully sewn back on.
bfypbncgnx 6 months ago
True. The kids name was Jesse, he recovered but due to massive blood loss suffered brain damage. Lives in a home for special needs adults. https://amp.sunherald.com/entertainment/article278274698.html
MagicJacket 6 months ago
Shark minding its business, sees what could be prey, does what shark does. Man goes in after shark and pulls it from habitat and gets it k-i-l-l-e-d. And the guy is a hero? No.
RedMarbles 6 months ago
I don't like animals getting killed for doing what they do, either, but if they've taken your arm it seems fair to do what you have to do to get it back.
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Cybele Spanjaard 6 months ago
That was really quick thinking and sheer strength to save that arm. A hero uncle indeed,
#30
Photos Of The Anti-Trump Protest Going On In Washington Right Now
April Pickett 6 months ago
He doesn't care. He'll do what he wants to do, and screw you. He's got all the department heads, his appointees, even the ones Congress is supposed to appoint. He's getting his parade this year, because the Department of Defense is headed by one of his people. I'm sure if it came to it, he'd send troops to put down any perceived threat to himself. We're in big trouble.
superfluous 6 months ago (edited)
I think you got a downvote from someone who didn't read your entire comment. Upvoted to equalize.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 6 months ago
There are so many people in my building that wish him dead. Not all old people watch Fox and vote MAGA.
Nikole 6 months ago
My parents are very soon to be 75 and 78. They and all of their friends hate that thing with a passion.
Load More Replies... Jnausicaa 6 months ago
There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this: Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection and defiance are occurring constantly throughout the country. Whole communities and states have no idea that they’ve already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the battle against Trump is everywhere. And even the smallest act of disobedience or protest pushes our lines forward. And then remember this: Trump’s need for control is desperate because it is unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. And know this: the day will come when all these protests, opposition, and moments of disobedience will have flooded the banks of Trump’s authority, and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break his power. Remember this. Try.
Jane Hower 6 months ago
Guess it really pisses them off that MOST Americans voted him in!!! HEHEHEHE
#31
Just A F**king Maintenance Request
#32
Lady F**king Chad!!
In the late 1990s, Julia Hill climbed a 200-foot, approximately 1000-year-old Californian redwood tree & didn't come down for another 738 days. She ultimately reached an agreement with Pacific Lumber Company to spare the tree & a 200-foot buffer zone surrounding the tree.
cadena kuhn 6 months ago
Let's face it today they would cut the tree down anyway call her a terrorist and arrest her if she survived. No less a hero but wouldn't work today
General Anaesthesia 6 months ago
The order to do so would come straight from the White House.
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zububonsai 6 months ago
Baby wipes, cloth and water from bottles plus soap? Like any camper or world explorer would do. 🙄
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#33
Found This Satan While Browsing Past Posts
LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago
Add!cts get desperate :( Unfortunately, I know too well. I struggled with coca!ne add!ction for a year or so, and while I never got desperate enough to do lines off the back of a toilet tank, I did do some pretty unhygienic tokes: did a few lines off the bathroom countertop, did a few lines off the small table in my van, all without really doing more than a cursory wipedown of the surfaces. No actual sanitizing :( I got lucky. (Currently approaching 5 years clean!)
Load More Replies... Michelle C 6 months ago
Ewwww...so that means they didn't take the time to clean the tank lid first
Child of the Stars 6 months ago
Have you ever tried to remove Vaseline from anything? It doesn't come off easily. Even though you're probably right that they didn't try, even if they had, they would've noticed pretty quickly that it wasn't going to happen.
Load More Replies... Michelle C 6 months ago
That’s a creative and relatively harmless way to stop people from harming themselves and others through such d**g use. Well done!
Dragons Exist 6 months ago
They're addícts doing cocaíne on the back of a toilet, so no, they probably aren't wiping them; and besides, the reason Vaseline was used is because it's not easy to wipe off of things
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Who does d***s off the back of a toilet without wiping it down first?! 🤦🏼♂️😂
#34
Barista With A Great F**king Sense Of Humor
Amanda Reinstatler 6 months ago
I am OVER people that do this sh!t. I WILL PUBLICLY SHAME YOU FOR TRYING TO CUT IN LINE AND EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TOO
#35
Here’s Your Chance C*nt
G A 6 months ago
I'd like to leave him in a national park. Preferably one full of bears. Staked out naked and covered in honey.
Catlady6000 6 months ago
What do you have against bears? Think of the gas...
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#36
Laria Is A Queen
April Pickett 6 months ago
I thought it showed how bad*a*s*s the Italian Communist party was thinking of this maneuver.
Barbara 6 months ago
Not really. She was charged with three counts of attempted a*****t on 3 neo-Nazis, that reported only MINOR INGIURIES, at a far-right event in Budapest. She pleaded NOT guilty. The condition of her detention (chains around her hand and feet, poor hygiene and isolation ) provoque public outrage in Italy. Therefore an Italian Green and Left Alliance party (socialist) put her in the ballot. She was elected and she gained legal immunity.
Forrest Hobbs 6 months ago (edited)
Violence is acceptable in self-defence. A defining characteristic of neo-N@zis is their use of violence and threats of violence. One example is this neo-N@zi terrorist mvrderer: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47216594. Neo-n@zis often claim to be engaged in a "race war" or similar. I don't condone this woman's actions, but neither can I bring myself to despise her for - one could say - gettting her self-defence in first.
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Michelle C 6 months ago
Communism is evil in its own way, but I don’t blame her for despising anything to do with Nazism.
#37
Madlad Made Things Change
This panda says ur worth it 3 months ago
At my uncles wedding, which I wasn’t alive for, he, my other uncle, and my father all wore kilts because why not basically
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I’m glad you can wear shorts, but I’m good with men in kilts. More than good, actually.
Chris the Bobcat 6 months ago
It probably wasn't the kilt so much as what isn't worn underneath it.
Don Adams 6 months ago
When filming Braveheart, a technical advisor, full Scot, was asked by Mel Gibson what we wore under his kilt. Advisor replied "Yer wife's lipstick".
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#38
This Is Absolutely Hilarious
#39
Those This Count As Chaotic Good? Found That Sh*t On Another Sub (Sorry For The Word Sh*t, I Need To Cuss To Prove I'm Not A F**king Bot)
Michael Largey 6 months ago
Once. Then the apartment will return to hovel staus.
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#40
Always Be Aware Of Your Surroundings When Peacefully Protesting For Your F*****g Rights
Jerome Lenovo 6 months ago (edited)
in france we used to have cops in protests. They created havoc on shops in the streets so the government could blame protesters. How do we know for sure ? Well cops wer spotted two times in the protests, first time side to side with cops dressed casual, and ten minutes later, same guys destroying store windows. Filmed by journalists. The government blocked websites and erased any content video proving it. All proofs were then shared on the binary newsgroups so the government couldnt block it. 18 years ago if i remember well. Of course, nothing happened, the system protected their goons in uniform. Pretty sure it still happens.
Queen Boudicca 6 months ago
In Tampa, proud boys wwere spotted inciting BLm protestors to the point that that a store was burned to the ground and the protestors were blamed. The community got together to clean up.
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WestleyJackson 6 months ago
He shot his other leg; shot him in his right leg!
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#41
City Removes Seats From Bus Stops, Citizens Go And Create Their Own (Lisbon) - F**k Hostile Architecture
Renno Lillemets 6 months ago (edited)
Just to p**s off elderly, pregnant or disabled people, just because suffering homeless people may want to sleep on them.
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RedMarbles 6 months ago
Hostile architecture would not be "necessary" (in quotes because it never is) if the societies that implement it just took care of the most basic need of its homeless - safe places to sleep.
fly on the wall 6 months ago
I am 80+ , xnever thought about it much when I was younger, but now I appreciate and know how important public benches are. Thank you to the citizens and town councils for your consideration
Marnie 6 months ago
The bench is at least 4 inches too high. Look at that woman with the edge of it digging in, which can sometimes lead to blood clots. It's not bad for you to squat down on a bench that is "too low", since we are designed to squat on our haunches. It's quite bad for you to constantly have to sit on things that are too tall. I HATE seeing that everywhere.
Cybele Spanjaard 6 months ago
How mean and non-thinking of the city's representatives who often make silly changes for a modern 'update sake,' go gentlemen, you did well!! and looks great as well as useful
#42
Just Fyi
CP 6 months ago
Why do people like Patrick and Kabuki immediately bend the knee and never question any law? Do they just unquestionably accept any and every law or do they just like ones that harm poorer folks? I wonder.
Michael Largey 6 months ago
They might be quite willing to question any law promoting justice or helping the underprivileged.
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Tropical Tarot 6 months ago
Some of the people here have never had to survive on the edge of society.
Shelley DuVal 6 months ago
Holy c**p, every time I buy something and there is a free gift it turns out to be a set of hex keys. Everybody who has these should just shove them into their purse/pocket and hand them out to the ones who can use them.
Cybele Spanjaard 6 months ago
I have a couple of sets. Usually, I couldn't find one when I needed it , so I bought another full set.. only to find the first one and ...so on..
Becky Samuel 6 months ago
Everybody except the homeless. And the bench is left in a conpletely useable condition.
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#43
If You Don’t Have A F**king Demon Bestie By Now, Wyd?
Lotekguy 6 months ago
Make it a cardigan. Otherwise the neck hole may not be big enough for the horns.
Load More Replies... Sven Horlemann 6 months ago
This escalated quickly... but "knit that sweater"? How dare you take it so far?!
Chris the Bobcat 6 months ago
Publishing a novel last year was one of the best feelings I've ever had. If I could do it, others can too.
Karen Menard 6 months ago
And whatever you do, do NOT use a Quija board in your home. It's a portal.
#44
What A Great Idea
#45
F**k Yeah Pikachu Protestor In Turkey. This Counts, Right?
Beak Hookage 6 months ago
If only those riot cops knew Electric type moves are super-effective against Water type...
RedMarbles 6 months ago
I hate to say it, but it appears Jerzy is right in that this particular image was AI-generated. (Several problems with the image were identified, including the "Tolis" on the truck.) There is authentic footage of a Pikachu who was in fact at the protest, but this apparently isn't it. https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/real-video-pikachu-protester-turkey-followed-by-ai-fakes-online-2025-04-03/
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 6 months ago
Haven't been keeping up on the news in Turkey huh? TL/DR version is Erdogan is arresting mayors, lawyers, judges, anyone who can obstruct him. What you thought Trump came up with that plan on his own?
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#46
Thats Sound Fun
Ak_Teren 6 months ago
Apparently, most governmental ideas today are only debated while being higher than a kite...
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
And in hushed tones, at 2am, with only half the people in the room...
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Robin Roper 6 months ago
This would require brains and sadly, currently in the US congress, there are few.
Stephanie M 6 months ago
The man seated 2nd from right is definitely judging the headwear of the fellow seated to his right.
Cybele Spanjaard 6 months ago
Figures show some men have not developed any change of thought since or worse they changed commonsense
#47
“The Alaskan Avenger”
Kabuki Kitsune 6 months ago
So, there's an issue here. Readers may not know this, but the offender lists? It's not just pedos, or r*pists. In fact, a person can get on that list for indecent exposure... which can happen if you are seen swimming naked in your own pool in your own back yard, or teens can get put on it for completely consensual intercourse with other teens their same age.
Sami Smolwing 6 months ago
While this is true, in my area each entry on the list includes the charge, degree, and whether a minor was involved. It's easy to be clear about who should be beaten with a hammer...
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The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
I really hope he gets out sooner than that. He should be given a medal, not a sentence.
Anthony Elmore 6 months ago
I wouldn't be so quick to praise him. The offender registry isn't meant to be a hit list, and using it as such strengthens the argument that it puts the offender in additional jeopardy that goes beyond their intended sentence. Meanwhile it does little to nothing to prevent future offenses, let alone undo any of the damage done already. It's petty and vain satisfaction at the expense of the credibility of the only tool we have to keep track of offenders. Please do not damage one of the few tools we have to protect against reoffenders.
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keyboardtek 6 months ago
While I understand the possible social justice here, vigilante actions often end up punishing the wrong people.
Holly Fraser 6 months ago
this isn't that great- obv abusers can get on the register but you can be on the register for being gay when that was illegal, or for peeing in public.
NotAThreat (he/him) 6 months ago
is it bad that have thought about doing this when I'm older...? (also, praise that guy <3)
Alyce 6 months ago
Id consider it a public service to strangle every person driving around with their bass rattling the dishes in my cabinet, but its not uptk me now, is it?
Load More Replies... Kris Tyler 6 months ago (edited)
most states have a rating system so you know who are the pedos and rapists, and can avoid the fake offenders like teen s*x and naked ppl
Trashy Panda 6 months ago (edited)
Only in America do they feel the need to punish people who have already served their time
#48
Tesla Takedown Having A F**king Impact In Berkeley
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
While it's just a protest sign, it is spot on! 🤞🏽 First time ever I'm hoping to see more Spirit Halloweens pop up this year...
Jnausicaa 6 months ago
That might be difficult when Donnie Two Dolls' tariffs hit
Load More Replies... Nathan Lewis 6 months ago
why are you even here? not getting enough attention on truth social?
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#49
Madlad
Blue Bunny of Happiness 6 months ago
Whereas Queensland Police recently shared an image of a female officer holding a piglet alongside the caption: 'We knew what we were doing when we hit publish'.
Hotwingsnbeer 6 months ago
It's nice to see officers with a sense of humor
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meow point1 6 months ago
Reminds me of when Chief Wiggum didn't like being called Chief Piggum.
Forrest Hobbs 6 months ago
It's potentially a public order offence, if the coppers are unusually thin-skinned: "(1)A person is guilty of an offence if, with intent to cause a person harassment, alarm or distress, he—(a)uses threatening, a*****e or insulting words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, or (b)displays any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening, a*****e or insulting, thereby causing that or another person harassment, alarm or distress." Public Order Act 1986 section 4a. https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1986/64/section/4A
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#50
Don’t Use Fake Info To Sign Up To Volunteer For The Republicans
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Looks like "Melanie Fart" and "Ivana Getsome" are going to be racking up some volunteer hours 😂
Mikah 6 months ago
Oh, and whatever you do don't request tickets for the June 14th military parade in Washington DC at https://events.america250.org/events/250th-anniversary-of-the-us-army-grand-military-parade-and-celebration. There are only a limited number available and if you request tickets but are not able to attend it would deny some true patriot the opportunity.
Adam Zad 6 months ago
Maybe the Cure siblings? Mani and his little sister, Pedi?
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It F**king Happened Again. Do Like The Reference Though
Patrick H 6 months ago
If your router was a house, the door might be closed, but your printer opened a window.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 6 months ago
Anyone who can get our printer to print on command has my awe and respect
keyboardtek 6 months ago
Wouldn't they then have to get into my house to retrieve what they printed?
Mikah 6 months ago
The point is to show the printer's owner that it can be accessed
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I Made An Illegal Bike Lane With My Friends That Connects A Big Bike Trail To Our Neighborhood. Safety Over Following The Rules
Pyla 6 months ago
Jerky JanHeadUpAzz reads from the frustrated position of under his mother's heel
Load More Replies... G A 6 months ago
Sadly won't be protected by law if someone hits you, though. Chalk marks don't make it real.
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
True, but this is an instance where people blindly following made up rules is a good thing (You know, like when there are 2 queues open, but everyone keeps getting in the same one?)
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#53
Unitedhealthcare, Famously A F**king Horrible Company, Is Falling Apart
Anonymous Female 6 months ago
They are being sued by BlackRock for not denying enough claims and losing money for shareholders
Toasted Applesauce 6 months ago
Probably a good thing the CEO stepped down, considering what happened to the last guy
Featherytoad 6 months ago
It's to bad Bernie Madoff isn't still alive, he surely would have pardoned him.
Load More Replies... Trashy Panda 6 months ago (edited)
I love this but I feel bad for people who still have to use UnitedHealthcare
Cathleen Cummings 6 months ago
Jerzy, you are an f-ing tool. And you can't even get the name of the agency correct! D*****s.
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F**k Replacing Human Labor With AI And F**k The Companies Marketing AI With Hostile, Anti-Worker Sentiment
Jenn Olges 6 months ago
I have no problem with AI taking jobs - PROVIDED there is a safety net of a universal income. Everything works on money, if we don't work, we have no money. If you're going to pay me to let AI run things, fine. If not, AI can kiss off, I'm working. Considering the fact that money is never just handed out, it looks like AI needs to get flushed.
nicholas nolan 6 months ago
Because they will pocket the proceeds and the people will starve. This isn't being done to improve the lives of most. It's another cash grab by the rich.
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F**king Marines
G A 6 months ago
So why stress a wild animal and put a potential choking or trap hazard on them? Di ckish.
howdylee 6 months ago
Honestly, I like the thought of deer having something reflective, might make it easier to see them and hopefully NOT hit them with a car. Belt around the neck isn't a good idea, how about that place that paints the reindeer antlers with glow-in-the-dark paint?
Fire Singer 6 months ago
That's what I thought this was going to be about at first and I thought what a great idea! Sadly it was just people being dumb.
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David 6 months ago
because they were marines who were board and they hate PT belts and get to brag they wrestled a large animal
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#56
White House Has Created A Tip Line To Report On Trans Kids
NotAThreat (he/him) 6 months ago
can someone simplify this for? i don't understand the post :( (as an aussie)
Dragons Exist 6 months ago
Trump made a hotline to report trans kids in order to "[end] the mutilation of kids" that's done for "radical gender ideology" (in other words, Trump is targeting trans kids because he doesn't like non-traditional views on gender)
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Snazzy Smurf 6 months ago
Gender conversations? So are we not allowed to teach kids about anatomy, biology, and signs to look for regarding SA? What exactly is of age? How do you feel about 10 year old girls being made to carry their r*pists babies? Who are you trying to protect? Do you believe that furries were using litter boxes in school?
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#57
Spotted Over The Bqe In Brooklyn, F**k Yea
Sara 6 months ago
Mahmoud Khalil, a student at Columbia, kidnapped by Trump's goons
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Luigi Street Art Resistance: The F**king Space Invader Strategy
Nathan Lewis 6 months ago
no, the cold blooded killer is the dude who died on the sidewalk.
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Good Idea
Arthur Waite 6 months ago
Don't put it on the driver's side -he'll notice it too soon. Much more fun on the passenger side.
keyboardtek 6 months ago
Most grocery stores now have security cameras in their parking lots so this is not a good idea.
Charles McChristy 6 months ago
Yes! Absolutely! The police will definitely come after you for this, because they have nothing better to do s/
Load More Replies... The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
Hahahaha a new use for zip ties! Putting more in my glovebox for just this purpose
#60
Some Rich Motherf**ker Anonymously Donated $30k To Luigi
#61
Why Did Maga Forget About Epstein? Reply To Every Maga Poster With “Where Are The Epstein Files?”
Jerome Lenovo 6 months ago
" dibs on that girl over there, she reminds me of my daughter " Orange Pig
#62
Don’t Fact Check This Sh*t Article.. Actually Do.. Might Be True
Sami Smolwing 6 months ago (edited)
Honey, this is a satire headline. It's not real, it's just to own the MAGtards. That's why the byline above it specifically says 'don't fact check this sh*t article...' because MAGtards never do, They just hyperventilate and rage-post, which is fun. Chaotic good achieved.
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#63
On This Day In 1859, John Brown Did Absolutely Nothing Wrong
Blue Bunny of Happiness 6 months ago (edited)
To save you looking him up on Wikipedia, like me. “ John Brown (May 9, 1800 – December 2, 1859) was an American abolitionist in the decades preceding the Civil War. First reaching national prominence in the 1850s for his radical abolitionism and fighting in Bleeding Kansas, Brown was captured, tried, and executed by the Commonwealth of Virginia for a raid and incitement of a slave rebellion at Harpers Ferry, Virginia, in 1859.”
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 6 months ago
In short, "When it comes to slave owners, fück 'em"
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 6 months ago
I admire his intent, but his plan was delusional - arming slaves with iron pikes to face trained armies using rifles and artillery.
#64
Posted In Dallas Airport Bathroom Stalls. Phone Number Calls The F**king Lt. Governor
Annik Perrot 6 months ago
Well, of course it's fake. I only wish it was posted in real bathrooms, and to see the Texans' reaction.
TheGayUmbrella 6 months ago
Our reaction would be "huh cool" and we would carry on because we don't give a f**k about privacy, actually
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Snazzy Smurf 6 months ago (edited)
What in the entire fuq? I can not fathom any reason why these people are so interested in others' private parts. What is the obsession? Why not just take off all doors to the stalls since privacy is no longer possible? Nothing says protecting my privacy like the government taking snap shots of my urethra while I use the restroom.
Becky Samuel 6 months ago
If you read the caption it tells you that the number is for the Lt. Governor. It's a protest poster.
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They're Trying So F**king Hard To Make Him Look Bad
The Majestic Opossum 6 months ago
So... The m******r of thousands is a fondly remembered father of two while the ivy league educated young man is a radical assassin? Yeah. That checks out. /S
#66
Roses Are Red, I Choked When I Swallowed
Snazzy Smurf 6 months ago (edited)
This kid learned some valuable lessons. One lesson was, matter how hard you try someone always wants to take a dump in your ice cream cone. The second lesson was, others will replace your ice cream cone and allow you to keep smiling.
#67
I Love This Image
Sami Smolwing 6 months ago
"You all's TDS". Ainy body don't think like mee n minez CRAZZYYY. *angrily adjusts red hat*
Nathan Lewis 6 months ago (edited)
do you mix elons and donalds loads together when you swallow them, or do you do it one after the other? Get an education and you might understand that what they tell you they are doing isn't what they are doing.
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#68
Nobody Else Send Bouncy B***s To Your Senators Telling Them To Uphold The Constitution
keyboardtek 6 months ago
Trump is a now an (almost) all powerful spoiled idiot child who reminds me of the Twilight Zone Movie episode with that monstrous kid who has godlike powers who terrifies everyone around him.
Load More Replies... Dragons Exist 6 months ago
Thank god BP censored "bálls", I mean who would ever want to see "bouncy bálls" uncensored
#69
The Type Of Sh*t I'm On You Wouldn't Understand
Janet Sparrow 6 months ago
I’m a 75 year old white woman and I love Kendrick. Loved his unapologetically black Super Bowl performance. My sister-in-law wrinkled up her nose and said “I don’t like rap.” So we’ll just whitewash the s**t out of everything to make you feel better.
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 6 months ago
But not liking rap is a perfectly legitimate stance to take. The fact that it comes out of Emenim's mouth doesn't make it any more palatable for me.
Load More Replies... Lady Eowyn 6 months ago
Could someone explain this to me? What does it mean and who are these people?
Hotwingsnbeer 6 months ago
I learned it was actually more about her not being able to do that as a celebratory dance at Wimbledon, I believe.
#70
Starsector Game Devs Are Chad. The Game Is Amazing Btw, Check It Out
Owen 6 months ago
The game is too expensive in an unknown country. Maker of the game says it's ok to steal it.
Michael Largey 6 months ago
If the maker of the game grants you permission, is it stealing?
Load More Replies... NotAThreat (he/him) 6 months ago
could be ultrakill, (prob not) I'm not sure, but i have heard that the creator(s) where ok with pirating if you couldn't afford it
#71
F**k The Kkk
Beak Hookage 6 months ago
"Realm"? What is this, a f*****g D&D game? Not that those losers aren't living in a childish fantasy land, but even so.
Niki 6 months ago
*Head in hands, sobbing over the idiocy*. These are the same people who burn crosses and profess to be Christians but hate Jews, Catholics, etc. etc. I cannot repeat this enough.... Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man. I also think someone needs to discuss their wasting of sheets.
#72
Don’t Do This!!
Kyle Simonson 6 months ago
Dan, proving your stupidity by completely failing to recognize the irony of your statements, I have to admit it's remarkable. Well done?
Snazzy Smurf 6 months ago
That last sentence in the post is oddly specific and vividly reminds me of someone in particular.
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#73
Just Sent The C*nt The Entire Transcript Of Shrek
Robert Beveridge 6 months ago
We should all email him to let him know we're never gonna give him up, never gonna let him down
Sara 6 months ago
That's the email address to send Elon what you did last week
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What do you think ?
Robert Beveridge 6 months ago
Better yet, BP needs to allow user block. We get at least three Jerzy-likes a week, being able to hit a single button to make each disappear from our feeds seems like the most basic piece of social media code in existence.
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The_Nicest_Misanthrope 6 months ago
Why do these articles made gradually less sense, the more you read? Also Jerky Jerzy, you seriously need to chill out and go give the orange man another rim job.
Game Guy 6 months ago
I always think it's amazing and amusing at the same time when someone who is obviously an idiot calls other people idiots.
Load More Replies... Robert Beveridge 6 months ago
Better yet, BP needs to allow user block. We get at least three Jerzy-likes a week, being able to hit a single button to make each disappear from our feeds seems like the most basic piece of social media code in existence.
Load More Replies... The_Nicest_Misanthrope 6 months ago
Why do these articles made gradually less sense, the more you read? Also Jerky Jerzy, you seriously need to chill out and go give the orange man another rim job.
Game Guy 6 months ago
I always think it's amazing and amusing at the same time when someone who is obviously an idiot calls other people idiots.
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