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“Will Never Not Be Funny”: 30 Unhinged Things Celebrities Did Right After A Breakup
Every relationship is different, and so is every breakup. Some make you cry, some demand a night out with friends, and some lead you to block your ex on social media and pretend they spontaneously combusted.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Recently, Reddit user Moreissuesthanvoguex asked members of r/popculturechat to share the funniest and weirdest things celebrities have done after a split, and the stories they have received prove that Hollywood heartbreak is anything but ordinary.
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#1
Diana in the Revenge Dress.
zombiefarnz:
Truly iconic.
Gayngel SLResident 5 months ago (edited)
Don't see this an unhinged. This was class. Also I'm pretty sure that picture is of Elizabeth Debecki in The Crown and not actually Diana.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 6 months ago
She was beauty and grace. That skinny, miserable, stuck-up, fugly cancer-faking bish with the ''Princess Of Wales'' moniker now hasn't got in her whole body what Diana had in one hair follicle.
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#2
Lead singer of Fleetwood Mac is Stevie Nicks. She wrote a break up song which became one of their biggest hits and makes her ex boyfriends sing for years and years to her face on stage in front of thousands of people, how much he f****d up!
Classic and iconic!
liam newton-harding 6 months ago
Flatware Mac did this to each other constantly. Sleeping with each others partners, writing songs, hell “Tango in the Night” is basically a big f-you from Lindsey to the entire band.
LinkTheHylian 6 months ago
Buddy, if you can't understand Stevie Nicks then you have a hearing problem.
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Jeff Bezos started dating, and ultimately married, a woman made entirely of silicone.
Angela B 6 months ago
I shall refrain from making a vulgar remark as to why it is ajar at this point.
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Rebecca O’Donnell 6 months ago
Having seen pictures of Lauren Sánchez from before Bezos I think she only did her breasts and her lips. Her body looks totally toned naturally. She is a helicopter pilot, a journalist and has published a book for children. I probably will get downvoted for having a positive opinion but I think people should be made aware that there is more to her than her looks.
Sarah 6 months ago
You’re correct - I just said same thing. No reason to be downvoted for stating a fact… she’s no b***o .. has brains—- like with Clooney and Amal.. perhaps headline should have been, accomplished journalist, author and qualified helicopter pilot marries businessman with no morals
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Hiram's Friend 6 months ago
Tom Lehrer: Just think of all the marvelous ways they're using plastics nowadays..."
#4
Ben Affleck's cardboard cutout of Ana de Armas was seen being thrown out into a trash can from inside his home. (January 2021)
Grimreaper_10YS:
Ben Affleck is a human midlife crisis.
GalPalAl 6 months ago
What was he doing with a cardboard cutout of her anyway? Way too close to Family Guy episode with Kathy Ireland cutout
Drop Bear from Hell 4 months ago
probably safer than a blow-up doll version....
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DennyS (denzoren) 6 months ago
I mean, I guess he doesn't want the reminder....also, I'm sure that was gone in minutes, didn't even get to the trash.
Jasmin Lapan 5 months ago
Now, she’s with Ethan Hunt (TC), can’t charm her way with John Wick (KR).
#5
Britney Spears - dressed in her wedding dress on the day of her divorce going shopping in a Maybach.
merrlyderrly:
Iconic ❤️
Tropical Tarot 6 months ago
My mom's was only about 4 inches longer but miniskirts were new when she got married in the 1960s.
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#6
Shakira released a whole diss track for her ex and the lady he cheated on with.
NightQueen0889:
Healthy outlet and reasonable. Who the hell cheats on Shakira? Give him hell.
Chopper-42:
“I'm worth two 22's. You traded a Ferrari for a Twingo. You traded a Rolex for a Casio.”
He ex Piqué instantly cashed in on the free PR and did brand deals with Renault and Casio.
Scott Rackley 6 months ago
Yeah, I know the old saw about someone somewhere is tired of her s**t, but if my girl looks like that and can move like that, I'm not looking anywhere else.
GalPalAl 6 months ago
She is a very generous and seemingly kind person with class. Congrats on dropping that pos and being the bigger person. Hope he literally breaks a leg
iseefractals 6 months ago
Is she? How does that tax fraud case in spain play into that? Ya know, the one she bought her way out of a year or two ago to avoid prison time? The cultural appropriation accusations? The accusations of her copying $hit from beyonce? Such a gem.
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She's a gorgeous, talented and successful woman... Can't believe she's nearly 50!
#7
Ben Affleck had a giant back tattoo after separation from Jennifer Garner.
Bonus points for Jennifer Garner saying “bless his heart”.
Groot746:
If a mid-life crisis was a tattoo.
Cronecast AtTheRisingMoon 6 months ago
It’s apparently a phoenix. The kind people seem to get late at night, in crowded cities, when inhibitions are low and sound judgement has already called it a night. That kind of phoenix.
#8
Ashton Kutcher after divorcing Demi Moore 😭 He said: I went into Big Sky in Montana, and I did no food, no drink, just water and tea. I started to hallucinate on like day two, which was fantastic. It was pretty wonderful. I was doing Tai Chi with my own energy."
Men really will do anything instead of therapy.
#9
Mariah suing her ex for wasting her time.
latrodectal:
She’s kind of iconic for that.
Neopet22 4 months ago
Honestly this should be a thing lol time is money as they say. Imagine your spouse lying to you for the entire time you were together,not actually loving you or being with you out of other reasons besides love but you thought they loved you. Wouldn't that be a waste of time? Being with someone for maybe 20 years before finding out,it does sound wasteful and painful
#10
Not sure of the timeline of this incident in regards to their breakup, but I decided I was done with Russell Brand when he Tweeted that pic of Katy Perry without makeup after having startled her awake. He also texted her that he wanted a divorce when she was prepping to go on stage for a concert. And now the things he's done have made those seem super insignificant, but I definitely started avoiding anything of his after that tweet.
Earonn - 6 months ago
He was always a t**t, he just thought that at some point he could stop hiding it.
Skywitness 6 months ago
He's found religion and is a right wing religious t**t now.
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Moira Munguia 3 months ago
I could never understand how ANYONE could ever find this creep attractive 🤮
Jude Corrigan 4 months ago (edited)
'I decided I was done with Russell Brand'. Did you avoid any television or videos he was a part of before that? Did you see no signs before then?
#11
Noah Cyrus sold bottles of her tears for $12,000 produced in collaboration with clothing retailer Pizzaslime, after breaking up with Lil Xan. (September 2018)
Gigglesands**ts11:
Spending $12,000 on tears is completely normal. However, then drinking said tears, is weird and crossing the line.
#12
Grimes pretending to be a Cool Girl™️ reading the Communist Manifesto after the Mlon Eusk breakup and staging those paparazzi pics will never not be funny. Girliepop, you had children with a billionaire.
Anthony Elmore 6 months ago
I resent the fact that Rami's question is being downvoted. It's a fair question. I feel bad for poor Mlon Eusk. With all the stupid s**t Elon Musk is doing, poor Mlon probably gets mixed up for him all the time.
Earonn - 6 months ago
When it comes to that cringey manchild Musk, no amount of money is enough as compensation. But well done on the sexlsm there, wee cvnt.
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Trace Cyrus recent public crash out about Brenda Song. They broke up in *2017*.
destiny_kane48:
If their last name is Cyrus you can expect some crazy s**t to happen.
No_Anywhere8085:
OMG that was so embarrassing for him. Add the misogynistic garbage he spewed. Right afterwards he posted a story asking if he should start a podcast and I replied "no, you should go to therapy" and he blocked me so fast
Lene 6 months ago
From a previous bp post I think he is miley cyrus' brother? And he's some sort of singer/rapper or something?
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#14
Shakira taunting her MIL after her partner Gerard Piqué cheated on her.
Shakira set up a witch mannequin on her balcony, to face her ex mother-in-law’s house, while blasting her Gerard Pique diss track at full volume.
#15
As a OG Swiftie, I have to say when Taylor was promoting “fearless” after her breakup with Joe Jonas and said on Ellen’s show “When I find the right guy I’m not even going to remember the boy who broke up with me in a 25 second phone call when I was 18” had to be a pretty funny moment when I was a kid because she was brutally honest and then she actually said it was 27 seconds.
It’s been 17 years and I wonder what was said in that 27 second phone call😂.
buzzfeed_sucks:
She used to also make YouTube videos at the time, BTS stuff.
She held up a Joe doll and a doll of her and goes “see, he comes with a phone so he can break up with other dolls. Stay away from him.”
She was so messy lmao.
echoesandripples:
People who got mad she staged a pap walk to look hot after a breakup and then her friends unfollowed her ex would never be able to handle the wrath of young Taylor about Joe Jonas
What made me a Swiftie was the YouTube joke about the doll having a phone to break up with the other dolls.
Lene 6 months ago
Haha! Your comment made me laugh and my 6yo asked me what was so funny. I had to tell her the old "oh, I'll tell you when you get older". 🤣
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Back when Angelina was divorcing husband No. 2, she flew to Cambodia, adopted her oldest son Maddox, and even bought a house in the jungle.
Oskar vanZandt 4 months ago
She has really deteriorated over the years imho... both physically and mentally. I wish her peace...
#17
Katy Perry publicly ranked how good her exes were. She ranked John Mayer the best, Orlando Bloom second and Diplo third. Diplo responded: "I don't even remember having s*x."
I'm eagerly awaiting Orlando's response now.
FanxyNana:
I think she never truly got over John Mayer. I clearly remember that cringy interview when she said he was the love of her life or something like that.
DennyS (denzoren) 6 months ago
I've never understood this sort of thing and talking about your ex...like sure you probably had a horrible time or was betrayed or something but this is just really low.
Anthony Elmore 6 months ago
I think a lot of people would agree it's generally pretty sleezy to talk about your ex's like this. A general rule of thumb: If you wouldn't want other people seeing a video of it, it's not unreasonable to suspect that describing it to them is also pretty sleezy.
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#18
Avril and Deryck getting matching tattoos while drunk as f**k, three months after she filed for divorce.
The couple have remained friends, He supported her while she was at the Premiere for Alice In Wonderland too. They hung out in St. Trope, France too.
freshwaterfins:
Messy but cute to me.
#19
-Blac Chyna posting a video of herself in bed with her new man after breaking up with Rob Kardashian.
-Adele and her "Divorce babe, divorce" when asked what inspired her new album.
-Pete Davidson mocking Ariana Grande for "spray-tanning [herself] brown" during a comedy set.
-Miley Cyrus tweeting she wanted to see the new Hunger Games but not look at her ex for 2 hours.
DennyS (denzoren) 6 months ago
1. Uncalled for 2. funny 3. uncalled for 4. fair enough (I do not know the context of these so this is just a comment at face value)
Tropical Tarot 6 months ago
Liam Hemsworth plays Gale in the first 4 films. He's her ex-husband.
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#20
Everything Taylor swift does after any breakup should be the answer.
NotAThreat 6 months ago
I'm not a super huge TS fan but it's her career and she shouldn't be judged for it :/ i don't like TS for other things but that's not one of em.
#21
Few weeks after she broke up with Pete, Ariana Grande reportedly bought out half the Chanel store.
here4thefreecake:
This is the kind of retail therapy i need after the year i’ve had lmfao.
LinkTheHylian 6 months ago
Pete Davidson looks like the generic "little green man" alien wearing a human suit.
#22
Calvin Harris crashing out over Taylor Swift on Twitter.
nineteen_racoons19:
Basically, him and swift broke up and he wrote a series of rage tweets about him not winning a grammy despite having dated her.
NotAThreat 6 months ago
ewewewewewewewewww RED FLAG, this man is a walking red flag, and I don't even think she deserved those Grammys (my opinion)
Jude Corrigan 4 months ago
A Scottish DJ who is now married and has one child.
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#23
Jason Sudeikis laying down on the driveway behind a car that Olivia Wilde was about to drive (away from their home maybe). Apparently it was done to keep her from leaving, while they were going through their messy divorce.
I hate myself for knowing this much about it.
keepplaylistsmessy:
If I'm remembering right, it was to prevent her from bringing a salad to Harry Styles that was a special family recipe, which makes it even better.
#24
Olivia Wilde being served custody papers by Jason Sudeikis while she was onstage speaking at CinemaCon about "Don't Worry Darling." He said he didn't know she would be served while onstage but 🤔
Rebecca McManus 6 months ago
If I recall,it happened because she deliberately avoided being anywhere where she could be served them, so this was a last resort action.
Susie Elle 6 months ago
The heck, how does that even work? You're on stage, publicly, and someone thinks, yes, I'll give you this folder with legal documents right now at this moment?
DennyS (denzoren) 6 months ago
Well, here it's all about getting you to accept it, if you don't it's not served, so I assume this was a way to get her to take it without questioning why. Also, in Trinidad it is legal to throw it at the persons feet and tell them what they are being served for, totally legit incase they refuse to hold it.
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#25
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," Jennifer Love Hewitt said on George Lopez’s talk show, Lopez Tonight. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter [in my book] on how women should vajazzle their vajayjays.”
Anthony Elmore 6 months ago
I'm sorry, but no one's going to disagree that it's idiotic. Bedazzling is more that tween phase when you want to seem fun and playful but are too old for stickers. Woman is old enough not to care about that, though. It's stickers or nothing.
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#26
Telling everybody that pete davidson has a huge d**k so his next girlfriends will be underwhelmed.
Pete has to tell them about shrinkage for evermore.
ctkwolfe:
Now I‘m disappoited. Guess it worked, Ariana. Not that I‘m banging him but it’s funny to think about huge d**ks.
#27
Lena Dunham posted an old list of potential baby names she and ex Jack Antonoff had created together. (August 2018)
LinkTheHylian 6 months ago
This is what you get when rednecks try to make it seem like they're educated instead of inbred.
#28
Miley went through the typical post-breakup blues of cutting her hair and dyeing it blonde, but she took it a step further by changing her entire persona.
#29
Lindsay Lohan going to Sam Ronson’s house with a giant teddy bear and pretending to be leaving with it for the paps.
#30
Ariana Madixs entire career after getting publicly cheated on.
Lene 6 months ago
I googled her. Some kind of tv-host and reality-personality. 🤷♀️
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What do you think ?
Lee Gilliland 6 months ago
I guess everyone's too young to remember Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" after breaking up with Warren Beatty.
Boris Long-Johnson 6 months ago
Typical BP “Men will do….” Why so gendered when the article has examples of men and women?
Lee Gilliland 6 months ago
I guess everyone's too young to remember Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" after breaking up with Warren Beatty.
Boris Long-Johnson 6 months ago
Typical BP “Men will do….” Why so gendered when the article has examples of men and women?
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