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Cats are undeniably adorable yet often unpredictable creatures. One moment, they are social, playful, and caring, and the other, they let all havoc loose, destroying everything in their way. Owners of these feline companions are proven this time and time again when they find piles of toilet paper or soil scattered around the house.

Luckily, they often manage to see the bright side of these mildly infuriating moments and share them with the rest of us so we can laugh and share their pain together. We at Bored Panda have collected some of the most mischievous cat crimes, and honestly, it’s pretty impressive what they can do when left to their own devices.

While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with Mustafa Tshash, a pet behavior specialist and co-founder of How To Pets, and Joey Lusvardi, a certified cat behavior consultant.

#1

He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great

He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great

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troufaki13
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Angry void. I would avoid it.

Chewie Baron
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can hear this picture!

Dragon mama
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed so hard I came back for a second look. Happy to report it's just as funny the second time

Pan Narrans
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Radiating it's thoughts about the imposed diet.

The Shark
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that's one epic hangry cat tantrum. 😂

Wyndmere
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get feline lite food, still get to eat enough to fill them up, less calories = weight loss over time. -- But that told me my 8 pound cat was 2 pounds overweight. I used this method with her, and over just a few months, she lost the weight - That's one quarter of her body weight - and never complained about being hungry.

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    #2

    My Cat Broke Into A 5 Lb Bag Of Catnip. I Came Home To This

    My Cat Broke Into A 5 Lb Bag Of Catnip. I Came Home To This

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    Al Fun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 lb of catnip? That‘s intent to distribute. The cat just followed through.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no regret in this cat's eyes. :-)

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen the Heavyside Layer. I have seen the star turtle. I have knocked over all the stars in the heavens..

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a giant bag of catnip! Could you really blame him?

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a fck ton of dried catnip! 😂 I thought the 1lb bag of condensed catnip pellets I ordered was big... Tho evidently not big enough for the feral cat who ripped open the package and attempted (unsuccessfully) to drag it across my driveway 😆

    Sunny Day
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once bought a little catnip plant in a pot. I had to go to work, but I didn't want to leave it in the house with my cats. So I left it sitting on my porch. Got home that night, and the plant was lying on the sidewalk, covered in white hair and pretty much flattened. I guess the neighbor's cat had quite the rave.

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    #3

    My Cat Messed Up A Single Part Of My Window Shades. Never Realized Why Until Just Now

    My Cat Messed Up A Single Part Of My Window Shades. Never Realized Why Until Just Now

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    Pan Narrans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spying on the world without being seen, orange cat style.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Audi discovered a plot in which the living room blinds had decided to destroy the world. We all owe our continued existence to Audi.

    Boots
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one brain cell, hard at work!

    seana lammers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he/she is subtle about it.

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the matching blinds in my bedroom, exactly like that. I also have a doofus ginger boy who likes to try to climb through it...

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he is sure that he his hidden

    Rebecca Surette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, I live in an apartment complex, and you can tell who has cats by those little missing hunks of blind slats!

    Marie deHeryng
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At just the purrfect height!🤣🤣🤣

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    Pet behavior specialist Mustafa Tshash tells Bored Panda that cats aren't out to destroy our homes. "Their "destructive" behaviors are often misinterpreted and can be managed with a better understanding of their instincts and needs. Patience, coupled with the right tools and techniques, goes a long way in creating a harmonious living environment for both you and your feline friend."

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    According to Tshash, understanding why your furry companion engages in these behaviors is the first step to finding a solution that works for the owner and their pet.

    Scratching, specifically, is an instinct that allowed their predecessors to survive and thrive in the wild. It can start as early as 8 weeks of age and lets felines mark their territory by leaving visual and chemical cues as a pheromone is released from the scent gland in their feet. This odor contains information about the animal’s health, sex, and breeding status, all of which other cats can detect.

    #4

    Typical

    Typical

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    Mad Dragon
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hooman, the indoor tree exploded for no reason! I’m lucky I was over here and it missed me!”

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical of what? I'm just innocently lying here looking cute. Oh, well yes, that is typical. I'm always looking cute. Plant? What plant?

    Lyop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imma just lay here for a belly rub, now that I have your attention. Oh that? Have no idea......how about that rub?

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat just wants a belly rub. I think the plant just committed suicide.

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I could attach the almost identical photo of my little Fat One gleefully rolling around in the soil amidst the shattered remains of my palm tree 😂

    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they put their plant on what looks like their laundry?

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s tissue paper. They stuffed the large pot so the smaller one could sit closer to the top.

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    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my cat does something wrong she shows me her belly and starts acting all cute. It works. I can't get mad.

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    #5

    Tried To Make My Own Paper. Failed Successfully

    Tried To Make My Own Paper. Failed Successfully

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    Laugh or not
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a long tradition of paper making dating back to ancient Egypt.

    Catherine Burgin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of medieval books with little ink cat paw prints in it. Definitely one for the history books.

    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you made custom embossed designer paper!

    Nuku Nyara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be great for birthday note to a fellow cat lover ❤️

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    #6

    Princess Pamela Knocked Over Two Plants. All Because I Didn’t Feed Her The Moment I Came Home From Work

    Princess Pamela Knocked Over Two Plants. All Because I Didn’t Feed Her The Moment I Came Home From Work

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    Pan Narrans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great moment to tell princess P she's going on a diet.

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do find it funny how we get all upset when we see a fat cat, as it’s so unhealthy for them, it’s essentially animal cruelty, but we don’t extend the same kindness or concern to ourselves (if overweight) or others! I say this as I’ve been thinking about my own weight a lot lately, and annoyingly I’m not the only one.

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    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straighten up your priorities, hoomin, or the entire shelf is next!

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that face, I KNOW you won't make that mistake again.

    Crystal Kelley
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let that be a warning to you, hooman"!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The soft can-opener should have known better. They brought this on themself.

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "design a can that works with my kitty thumbs and we won't need to have this discussion. DO YOUR JOB."

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Princess Pamela has some thoughts. (That face! 😍)

    Waffle panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it’s your fault, the cat technically owns the house

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    Felines also scratch surfaces to sharpen their nails, removing the old layers of the nail to expose a new, sharp part underneath. Honed claws allow cats to be better hunters and defend themselves from predators or threats.

    Additionally, it lets a cat stretch out its muscles fully, relieving tension. Moreover, the action releases calming chemicals in the brain that help to lessen anxiety and overexcitement.

    #7

    He Threw My House Slipper In The Toilet

    He Threw My House Slipper In The Toilet

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    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always put the lid down so that pets or little kids can't do stuff like that.

    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was playing "does it float".

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It needed washed, and he couldn't reach the washer. You should be grateful.

    SEAGULL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the dog did. Stuppid hooman

    Nuku Nyara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why hooman isn't allowed nice things. All nice things belong to our furry overlord 🤣🤣🤣

    Shelby Moonheart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you leave the toilet lid up??

    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of many reasons to always put the lid down.

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    #8

    Egg Thief

    Egg Thief

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat doesn't like human food, with the exception of croissants and bbq flavored potato chips!

    Libstak
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine hated everything except cream cheese on toast because eating breakfast with me was her jam.

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    Sven Petersson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our old (now sadly departed) kitty was a nutter for cheese doodles. I open the bag, next thing I know there's a cat head looking over my shoulder. It took about 6 to 12 doodles to satisfy her so that I could eat of them myself.

    VNES101
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THrow the whole bowl away at this point. You probably have kitty litter bits all in the food.

    Nuku Nyara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine likes what we call "bean juice" which is the cold sauce on canned baked beans. Sometimes I leave a bean or two for her but beans are not a necessary protein for cats. If I forget to let her have my bowl to lick clean she gets so offended 🤣

    Sam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are tons of fun. But doesn't mean they are a cartoon. Reality is, if you have a pet, you need to childproof your home, keep them out of stuff. Tons of human food is pure poison for a cat. Not the egg so much, as whatever seasoning is on it. Garlic, for example, is not safe for a cat.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this ... the look on that cat's face with egg in mouth is hilarious.

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    #9

    The Amount Of Guilt On That Cat's Face Is Hilarious

    The Amount Of Guilt On That Cat's Face Is Hilarious

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilt? There's no guilt there. Imagine some fool soft can-opener erroneously thinking you broke something, and they just up and grab you. You'd look like that, too, especially if you were completely innocent like this poor cat.

    SparkDragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I just wanted to use the new litter tray!"

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't guilt. It's concern about what the owner intends to do with it.

    Spittnimage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not guilt, fear because of way it was grabbed.

    SEAGULL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STUPID DOGS KNOCKING OVER EVERYTHING

    M Kovacs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No guilt, terror because cat has been grabbed.

    Arenwy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent shallots in the planter!

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, guilt... not fear at all...

    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't me! I was on the Moon...with Steve!

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    In the wild, cats often scratch against tree trunks, which leaves a visual and chemical cue at eye level for other felines. For this reason, the arms of couches and the legs of unvarnished wooden furniture are usually the most common targets for territorial scratching of house companions.

    Tshash also tells us that kitties are curious by nature. They explore the world with their paws and mouths, chewing on objects and investigating their surroundings. And it so happens that they mistake furniture or other items for toys.

    If a person has a young kitten, he additionally warns that teething is often a culprit. "Just like human babies, kittens go through a phase where chewing helps soothe the discomfort of emerging teeth."

    #10

    My Cat Didn’t Like Her Trip To The Vet, So She Chewed A Hole Under The Futon And Has Been Hiding In It Since We Got Back

    My Cat Didn’t Like Her Trip To The Vet, So She Chewed A Hole Under The Futon And Has Been Hiding In It Since We Got Back

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a body to the soft can-opener of torture and think they're going to be happy about it? Do you know where the soft can-opener of torture puts the thermometer?

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat did that to my parents’ box spring. It was his favorite hidey-hole until they replaced the bed

    SEAGULL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Where is the cat! I just see a picture of the underside of a futon!

    Marie deHeryng
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan of Dr. Vet!

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    #11

    An Entrance To The Void Has Opened In My Living Room

    An Entrance To The Void Has Opened In My Living Room

    The cat opened the vent by herself. I didn't ask for this.

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    SadieCat17 (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I got my baby kitten 7 years ago (holy s**t, she's 7 now???)

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    Al Fun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.

    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a dog once who was intently sniffing a floor vent. So intently that her collar tag slipped between the flutes and got wedged underneath and she ran around the house like mad with a vent dangling from her collar.

    Pan Narrans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't understand! It's a cats duty to patrol the whole perimeter of her possessions.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house those go directly in to the heat pump system. I'd freak out if the cat went in there. In fact we nearly lost a kitten that way when I was a kid. Thankfully she pulled herself out, but for a moment it looked pretty bad!

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Void existing in void.

    Spittnimage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you know where to look when you can't find her - the duct work. She will go exploring.

    Wyndmere
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can get lost in the ducts. Location and removal can get expensive. I suggest you lure your cat out with its favorite treats. Then, drill some holes in the corners of that vent cover and secure it to the floor with round headed screws. It will be a whole lot cheaper than the alternative. Now, do this with all the other vents in your house too.

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    #12

    They Want To Go To The Beach

    They Want To Go To The Beach

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when you told us we'd knock something over if we got on the counter? We decided to scientifically test your theory. Congratulations! You were right!

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least you don't have carpet. 😂

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like sugar, they were just trying to look out for you, don't want you to get the betes

    Kristiina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what they were baking.

    Olelady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Performance Art at its finest. Maybe find a buyer on e-bay.

    Pan Narrans
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    1 year ago

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    You have a box with sand and two cats, and a surprising deficiency of common sense.

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    Joey Lusvardi certified cat behavior consultant, notes that chewing can be a consequence of boredom. Meanwhile, other destructive behaviors could be the result of stress.

    "If you look at the context in which the behavior is occurring, it will give you information about the underlying reason for it. In some cases, destructive behaviors may stem from accidental training.

    If your cat is doing something you don’t want them to do and, as an example, you yell at them or use a squirt bottle on them, the attention you’re giving them may encourage them to do the behavior more. Even if it seems like it is “bad” attention, your cat may not see it that way. They may enjoy the attention or think you’re trying to play with them. Your cat’s perspective is what matters."

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    #13

    Your Homework? Never Heard About It

    Your Homework? Never Heard About It

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    Elizabeth Lloyd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teacher, if my student sent me this pic I would totally let them off

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat cannot be convicted on merely circumstantial evidence.

    Madam Puddyfoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face! " Wha...? Is there a problem here?"

    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every cat slave knows that expression so well!

    BlameTheGame
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine those were OP's tax papers

    Cyndielouwhoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just being the helpful homework kitty!

    SleepSycho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the paper bit hanging out of mouth still 😆

    Alley Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See I'd be happy. No homework!

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    #14

    Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

    Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s like “Hope you learnt a lesson!”

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see they were not thwarted by the reverse direction toilet paper roll

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less expensive than my guy... He pulls strips of wood off the bottom of the door while sticking his paws underneath and pulling hard enough to make it vibrate across the apartment 😂

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like having to scoop a pile of toilet paper to use

    Marie deHeryng
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ALWAYS get you back!🤣🤣🤣

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    #15

    My Jerk Cat Knocks Over A Lamp And Then Yells At Me About It

    My Jerk Cat Knocks Over A Lamp And Then Yells At Me About It

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to leave your things in the way, they're bound to be damaged.

    Nuku Nyara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lamp was asking for it. It was sitting there right on the edge of the table begging to be pushed off.

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you buy stuff that may fall over?

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Gravity is a serious problem, hooman! Do something about it!"

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you really shouldn't have put it there in the first place.

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah probably scared them, they're telling you to buy studier appliances.

    Wyndmere
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's asking you go come fix the out of place lamp. She would if she could.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's trying to get your attention for something. It's a " told you I'd do it if ... " face.

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    Because these actions are innate in cats, they can be hard to stop when they become undesirable. The best way to solve this issue is to provide environmental enrichment. "Cats can get bored easily, and boredom often leads to destructive behavior. Provide a variety of toys, climbing trees, and scratching posts to keep them entertained. Puzzle feeders and interactive toys can also work wonders!" says Tshash.

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    Meanwhile, Lusvardi mentions, "Make sure your cat has an abundance of resources like scratching posts and cat trees spread out in prominent, easy-to-access locations. You likely need more stuff for your cat than you’d think, so a single scratching post isn’t going to cut it. A well-made, sturdy scratching post is better than a cheap, flimsy one."

    #16

    The Crime, The Criminal, The Evidence

    The Crime, The Criminal, The Evidence

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Circumstantial! Case dismissed!

    Hannah Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be part of the problem. Be the entire problem.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm-mmmm, good. It paw-lickin' good. Quite a compliment to the cook.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that mocha? Gonna have a Java Cat

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    #17

    I Caught My Cat In The Act Of Attacking A Roll Of Toilet Paper

    I Caught My Cat In The Act Of Attacking A Roll Of Toilet Paper

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    SEAGULL
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said this on another thread a few weeks ago and I shall say it again. CHARGE!!!

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat looks like it likes the taste, but that cannot be, can it?

    #18

    There Are No Thoughts Behind Those Eyes

    There Are No Thoughts Behind Those Eyes

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The IN box is for sitting IN. Not very well made, though. Do better.

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat is in your inbox, as it should be, as the most important piece of work to get done. Btw, bonus kudos if the cats name is Henk.

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like the other cat, bean… SUCH A CHUNGUS

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat thoughts ** Maybe, if I focus my attention over There, they won't notice I collapsed this tray and put me on a serious diet.**

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a sturdier letter tray. Chonky cat maybe needs a diet or more exercise or both.

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    "Rather than focusing on stopping or suppressing a behavior, you’ll get better results if you try to address the root cause of the problem and encourage an alternative behavior that you’re okay with," further explains Lusvardi.

    "Creating fear or stress in your cat often just makes the behavior worse or only temporarily stops it. Redirect your cat to an acceptable outlet for the behavior."

    In the case of scratching, he recommends luring felines with catnip or silver vine to the scratching post itself or offering a reward after they use it. "You don’t want to take your cat's paws and place them on the scratcher, as that will only cause them stress and may cause an aversion to the scratching post," he says.

    #19

    My Wife Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Plants In Her Flower Box Were Dying. I Think I Found The Problem

    My Wife Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Plants In Her Flower Box Were Dying. I Think I Found The Problem

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem? I see no problem. If you're going to put a cat bed in the window, the cat is going to sleep on it.

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to some plants of mine a couple of years ago as well. I gave up planting in mine because jy furry overlord claimed it for himself 🤣

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to find somewhere other than the window sill, as it clearly belongs to the cat.

    The Shark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...help...me...." Said the plant.

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare those plants get in her window bed.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time get lower plants, like grass...

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    #20

    My Daughter Decided To Give Captain Beans Some Catnip. She Forgot To Put The Bag Away. I Came Home To This

    My Daughter Decided To Give Captain Beans Some Catnip. She Forgot To Put The Bag Away. I Came Home To This

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    Ge Po
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sooooooome wheeeeeere oooooover the raaaaaiiiiinboooooow ....

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Captain beans wanted to keep his roll going

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue "Up In Smoke" by Cheech and Chong

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep it in a jar now to guard against Loverboy.

    Golpandoodle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooohhh, I can drink the colors and taste the sooounds. Niiiiceee....

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    #21

    Get Cats They Said, It’ll Be Fun They Said

    Get Cats They Said, It’ll Be Fun They Said

    No cats were harmed and no plants were seriously injured.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like it was because the shelf wasn’t secure and not intentional mischief. Poor cat must have been scared.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think gravity is the actual villain here.

    Raquel Mencke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't been able to have indoor plants at home for years. It's a shame. The cats keep chewing on them.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you talking about cats? I see no cats in this picture. Obviously there was an earthquake.

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you please film it next time? We would like to see the fury who can accomplish this!

    Julia Cargile
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't have plants with cats-they eat them or kill them.

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    To encourage the use of such an alternative, the owner might want to model how it’s done for the cat by running their nails over the post. This creates an intriguing demonstration that might entice the feline to come and try it.

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    If that doesn't help solve the issue, Lusvardi advises covering the object with something the cat can scratch. "An over-the-couch scratcher will protect your furniture and give your cat an outlet for scratching.

    This will prevent them from going to a different location to scratch instead. If your cat is chewing, cover the object so they can’t chew it, and give them something they can chew. Cat grass or silver vine sticks are great options."

    #22

    Another Reason To Put The Lid Down

    Another Reason To Put The Lid Down

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will you look at that! The toilet paper just jumped right into the porcelain litter box.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! So that's how gravity works!

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww shucks, serves you right, CLOSE THE LID it's dangerous for lil kitties

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That toilet paper was gonna make it there one way or another...just cutting out the middle man

    The Shark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can definitively conclude that no, this does NOT float."

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where you put the toilet paper. S/He's just copying you.

    Sven Petersson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my youngest brother's cats (now sadly departed) avoided the toilet like the plague. Could have been because the curious little bugger fell into it when he was a kitten.

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    #23

    He Had A Mission

    He Had A Mission

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was saving your shorts for you. Unappreciative soft can-opener.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left you his buttprint as a signed “thank you” note for the bath. Also as a reminder to never ever EVER put him in water again.

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats don’t need bathing unless there is a medical issue. Please don’t torture them.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, or if they get into something that can’t just be wiped off.

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    Robyn Doyle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s beautiful! She’s colored like one of my Siamese. I don’t see that too often.

    Lori Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you dried him off, that's cat pee.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that looks just like my cat! Face is skinnier though

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your fault for not blow drying them, poor cold kitty

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never known a cat who would put up with being in the same ROOM with a blow dryer, let alone having it used on them.

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    #24

    Admiring Her Handiwork

    Admiring Her Handiwork

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, soft can-opener, your WET shield has a hole. You best get that fixed. I'm not going to supervise your shower when there's a hole in the shield.

    The Shark
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I thought they were fishies!! They look just like my snacks!"

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She taught those smirky whales a lesson!

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what the humans get for putting fake food on the shield!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The design looks like things that could be jumped on to sit up higher. Perhaps you should rethink the pattern on the replacement wet shield.

    Marie deHeryng
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big mistake putting curtain with fishies on it.

    Lynn Pearse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that I can keep a better eye on you when you are in there.

    He concludes by saying, "Make sure they get plenty of interactive play with you where they get to hunt, chase, and catch the toy. If the behavior is a sudden change, set up an appointment with your veterinarian to rule out medical causes. If nothing is found, your veterinarian or a cat behavior specialist can help you figure out what to do if you’re stumped."

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    #25

    Caught Red-Handed. Tony The Toilet Paper Bandit

    Caught Red-Handed. Tony The Toilet Paper Bandit

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    Lyop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG just look at him! Hope he's ok..

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So tiny for so much banditry.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they have the drawers duct taped shut. Tony must get in to a lot of things!

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came home one day years ago to find a trail of toilet paper ALL OVER THE HOUSE. Callisto had managed to run with it from the downstairs bathroom, through the living room and the kitchen and the downstairs hallway, then up the stairs into my bedroom and then into my mother's bedroom before the toilet paper ripped. Was never sure whether to be mad or impressed.

    Donna Sempek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too young and way to cute for any blame

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    #26

    Ah Yes, The Classic Feline Adage: "If I Fits, I Sits"

    Ah Yes, The Classic Feline Adage: "If I Fits, I Sits"

    iamnotawindmill Report

    KT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought groceries in once and left them to go pee. Cat immediately found the bag with 4 loaves of bread. Came back to 4 destroyed bags with rips and squished bread from the chonky kitty. In the time it takes to freaking pee!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found a soft, comfy bed. This is why some people use bread boxes.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those beautiful eyes 😍

    The Shark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cozy loaf for a cozy loaf. 😁

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    #27

    The Face Of Someone Who Is Proud Of Ripping Up My Sofa

    The Face Of Someone Who Is Proud Of Ripping Up My Sofa

    PastLifeguard2924 Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOUR sofa? Huh. You can have that stupid cat tree thing you gave me, the one with the scratching post I never use and don’t need because I already have MY sofa.

    Marie deHeryng
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't I just the cutest thing you ever saw.❤❤❤

    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me off...? I f*cking dare ya ...

    AlMa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I will do it again.

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Tshash even suggests that destructive behavior might mean that the owner should consider a companion for their furry friend. "Sometimes, solo cats get into trouble simply because they’re lonely. If it’s feasible, consider getting a second kitty. Of course, make sure to introduce them properly to avoid any interpersonal kitty drama!"

    #28

    Luna Eats My Live Succulents, So I Got LEGO Ones. I Can't Have Nice Things

    Luna Eats My Live Succulents, So I Got LEGO Ones. I Can't Have Nice Things

    reevadrind Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luna is the nicest thing. She's just taking out the competition.

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She really doesn't like succulents! 😅

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legos look nice. Just not edible.

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lego plants are more expensive than real ones but at least they last longer - please watch out for those little pieces!

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    #29

    Someone Knocked Over The Toy Basket But Left No Trace! It's The Perfect Crime

    Someone Knocked Over The Toy Basket But Left No Trace! It's The Perfect Crime

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! You ruined the hotbox! The 'nip fumes were just getting good!

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that exact same toy basket AND an identical cat! If it weren’t for the carpet I’d think someone broke in here for a picture.

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can't see you, then you can't see them!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much fun in one basket. The toys must be released.

    Ladedah
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are a******s when it comes to toys, too! I bought a formal toy box for all the random toys and chewies around the house. It could literally be three days that toys sat unused in the same spot... but if I put them all in the toybox (even when they're outside and can't see it), oh no! My dog must immediately pull the box out from it's corner and turn the whole thing upside down!

    #30

    Left The New Package Of Toilet Paper On The Table

    Left The New Package Of Toilet Paper On The Table

    CatsLoveMe2 Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hell, that was your first mistake.

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It was AWFUL, mommy! They all just started fighting, with their claws out and everything!"

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well! What was I supposed to do?? You put them right there!

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could always make paper - it's already shredded for you

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your "bad" on this one. The temptation was too great.

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    #31

    Using Her Tree To Redecorate. I Wondered Why These 2 Were Always Crooked

    Using Her Tree To Redecorate. I Wondered Why These 2 Were Always Crooked

    MarieMdeLafayette Report

    Lyop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times must I do this?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made her athe equivalent of a rock climbing wall.

    Marie deHeryng
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, put the tree elsewhere?

    #32

    Finally Found The Problem With Our Flattened Flowers

    Finally Found The Problem With Our Flattened Flowers

    Reasonablyforced Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn those aliens and their crop circles. Lucky there's a cat willing to guard the plants.

    SEAGULL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much more helpful than any politician

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful, let them have this please 🙏

    Lorraine Woollands
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a mint plant in our garden, looked pretty much like this

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    #33

    The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One

    The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One

    sufficiently_sp00ked Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want someone grazing, feed them on time. Easy

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, she was taking matters into her own paws and sorting dinner for herself

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, the “But I’m cute” roll! (Works every time!)

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awesome 👌 👏 👍 😍 the spite is strong with this one

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I store a lot of bakery items in my microwave for this reason

    anonymouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dozing near the evidence so you don't think I did it, la dee da.

    Olelady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now my work is done...naptime

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wasn't trying to get back at you. She was hungry, and had to keep tasting each one in her search for something to eat.

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    #34

    My Cat Decided To Ruin This Batch Of Bread. At Least She Was Comfortable

    My Cat Decided To Ruin This Batch Of Bread. At Least She Was Comfortable

    CompetitiveFunny752 Report

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bread needs warmth to rise, she was just doing you a favour!

    SEAGULL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, a flavor (Get it? Ok. I'll see myself out)

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    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat that did that. Sat in the bread bowl where it was rising. Luckily I had it covered with a tea towel lol.

    anonymouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is yet to do this. It will probably p**s my mom off.

    AllRightyNowThen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's stopping you from experiencing real comfort tho

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    #35

    Gardeners Doing Their Job

    Gardeners Doing Their Job

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    Raquel Mencke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tuxedo looks like it has a permanent middle finger on its forehead.

    Olelady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll finish the job after our break.

    #36

    He Also Stole A Hot Dog

    He Also Stole A Hot Dog

    swiffbridgers Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warm is good. We like warm. Why do you think we sleep on radiators?

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why did she have to make the warm so sticky? Do better, hooman!

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    DefinitelyNotTheDuolingoOwl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those baked beans have more brain cells than he does, bless his heart.

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on this void's face. Warm, 🙂 wet 😮 sticky 😲

    Marie deHeryng
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at his adorable little face!❤❤❤❤

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    #37

    Caught Him Stealing A Slice Of Beef Cheek This Taco Night

    Caught Him Stealing A Slice Of Beef Cheek This Taco Night

    tctochielleon Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the cat's house. Therefore, anything in the house belongs to the cat. It's impossible to steal what belongs to you. There is no crime here.

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quality control kitty...just doing their job!

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's thinking 'Mission accomplished'

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which means she still eats better steak than I can afford

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? They prefer theirs raw tyvm, they're just getting their share before you burn it all

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is beef cheek?

    Hannah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possession is nine tenths of the law...

    #38

    I Guess I’ll Take My Knitting Projects To Another Room

    I Guess I’ll Take My Knitting Projects To Another Room

    False_Aioli4961 Report

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a minute I thought that was the spaghetti monster.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very fashionable - when is the runway show?

    The Shark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always say, kitties love yarn. 😂

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a cheap skein or ball or yarn for the cat to play with.

    EJN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is safe to say that trying to knit around a cat is your problem, not the cat's.

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    #39

    I Think It’s Safe To Say That My Lemon Thyme Is Dead

    I Think It’s Safe To Say That My Lemon Thyme Is Dead

    NachoBorracho69 Report

    #40

    Left My Office Door Open For One Minute

    Left My Office Door Open For One Minute

    UGiveMeAHadron Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was 59.99999 seconds too long, my friend.

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My orange reverse peanut boi would have done the same, only to be able to get to the tasty cardboard he must sharpen his teefs on🤣🤣🤣

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like a week in cat minutes

    June Galloway
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you do know you will never find that one piece

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nupe. used to do jigsaws IRL, then i got cats. now i have a jigsaw game on my computer.

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    #41

    My Coffee Is His Coffee

    My Coffee Is His Coffee

    Siskriss Report

    SEAGULL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets rephrase the caption. Your everything is his everything. Much better!

    The Shark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the zoomie zooms commence!

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s mine is mine and, more importantly, what’s yours is mine. Understand?

    Brazen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a male cat named Jax that does the same thing. His sister, on the other hand, does not care about coffee.

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not dare leave a glass of chocolate milk unattended.

    Untitled
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats yours is mine, and whats mine is mine

    Sven Petersson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as the cat doesn't do what my mate's old siamese kitty used to do: Drink up our beers from our glasses if we didn't watch out. Apparently he liked the taste of beer. Even drank the non-alcoholic beer someone had.

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    #42

    What A Lovely Little Garden! Would Be A Shame If Someone Were To Lay Down On It

    What A Lovely Little Garden! Would Be A Shame If Someone Were To Lay Down On It

    Anonymousopotamus Report

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats like windows. What did you think was going to happen when you put a soft surface on a window shelf?

    A C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm ...... I see prickly plants...... the cat can't feel that??!!?!

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a spa treatment, acupuncture in a heated solarium. I'm jelly

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    #43

    I Mean, Shrimp Is Cute, But She Cannot Afford To Replace My Blinds As She Is Currently Unemployed

    I Mean, Shrimp Is Cute, But She Cannot Afford To Replace My Blinds As She Is Currently Unemployed

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the blinds were replaced, she'd have to resize them again. Resize. Yes, resize.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dump the mini blinds and go for the larger, thicker, and heavier wooden blinds. She might be able to open them, but she at least won’t be able to destroy them. Well, not completely…

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the MAIN reason I hate blinds. These things are DANGEROUS to cats - I knew a couple of people who came home and found their cats had gotten caught in the stupid things and died.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only lower them to the height of your cat sitting in the window sill.

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get yourself shades instead and keep them halfway up the window. Problem solved - and shades can be cheaper.

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    #44

    Tortilla Devil

    Tortilla Devil

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's absolutely nothing to suggest that the cat got anywhere near the tortillas.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tortilla? Looks like a mouse problem --- probably mr. S. Gonzales.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You love him You love him You love him You love him. Enough to buy more.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I said in another posting, leaving the groceries like that was your first mistake. Cats are like toddlers, very opportunistic and single-minded. If they see something they want, they have no restraint about just going for it, and don’t even think about the consequences of doing it.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some kitties really love the smell of yeast

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Don't blame him for YOUR failures!!

    Kimberly Alison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You hate him? That’s not right. 🤨

    A C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't hate him. That's a tad dramatic fellow human.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the dog. We don't have a dog. Oh, I meant the dog next door.

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    #45

    "What?"

    "What?"

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    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The concrete was too hard - I improved it. You're welcome"

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The clothes were blocking my view! That was very rude of you!

    Marie deHeryng
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that adorable sweet face!❤❤❤❤❤

    #46

    Look What She Has Done To My Seat

    Look What She Has Done To My Seat

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    A C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just textured it for better sitting experience. Obviously you have mistaken her intent.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put an old towel down on the seat when you get up. Take it off when you wanna sit down. Your cat will probably do this to the old towel, but who cares?

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats was declawed by their previous owner and she always tries to "scratch" the leather trunk I have. It's so sad. She just wants to destroy everything I own! 🥺

    Marie deHeryng
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impurrovement!❤❤❤❤❤

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    #47

    My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook

    My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook

    bengalguy Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's not like YOU were going to bite the corner of your MacBook. Lucky for you, the cat doesn't mind helping.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats are never willing to help bite my MacBook. That owner is lucky!

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a question: Would the cat receive a shock, or some kind of bad taste, or some other effect from biting into a screen that’s on?

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much of one. Computer components usually run at 5V.

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    Biggie Ed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catzilla!And another city falls!

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks to me like you were ignoring your fur baby, how else were they supposed to get your attention 🤨

    Jas Warner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly why I wouldn't get any pet. Leave them alone for 2 seconds and they act as if you've abandoned them.

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    Hannah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine did this to my IPad. Started as a hairline crack but then...

    Jennifer Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now you have a cool green lightning-like design. adds to the skyline photo and probably looks cool when watching movies

    Marie deHeryng
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay attention to MEEEE!

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    #48

    This Cat Broke Into My House And Knocked Over My Monitor

    This Cat Broke Into My House And Knocked Over My Monitor

    reddit.com Report

    Amy T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kitty. It's terrified.

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house, not my cat took a turn for the worse..

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only because he got mad he couldn’t get it back out the window.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did put your unsecured monitor in front of an open window. This one is definitely on you.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put your monitor in front of an open window? ffs, this is on you

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor baby got scared and tried to hide behind it. Look at that sad face. Cat knows it made a mess.

    June Galloway
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and from her look, she is very sorry.

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    #49

    Was Finishing Up A 1000 Piece Puzzle Before My Cat Ran And Jumped Up On The Table To Slide The Whole Thing Off

    Was Finishing Up A 1000 Piece Puzzle Before My Cat Ran And Jumped Up On The Table To Slide The Whole Thing Off

    thematthaslem Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lovely cat to help its soft can-opener to put away the puzzle.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **Opps! I did it again** You built at once, you can build it again. It should go faster the second time.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **Opps, I did it again.**

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That slide was fun! Put that thing up there so I can do it again!

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to have a cat that liked to steal a piece of the puzzle we were working, run off with it and hide it. Found some years later.

    Marie deHeryng
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now pay attention to MEEEEE!

    #50

    "Mom, I Don't Like It" Proceeds To Knock It Over Three Times

    "Mom, I Don't Like It" Proceeds To Knock It Over Three Times

    QueasyRose Report

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you think I am, a Maine C00n?!

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have you tried a water fountain?" Is the veterinarian equivalent to "have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would put that on carpet? At least put a mat underneath it or something.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had one of those for our cats. They liked it OK, but the thing was a royal biatch to keep clean, and would get slimy and gross really fast. We only put filtered water in it, so it wasn’t the water, it was the fact that everyone leaves some backwash when they drink something, especially animals because of the way they drink. So we eventually abandoned it and went back to a water bowl that gets thoroughly cleaned out and replenished with fresh water every day (sometimes several times a day).

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat won't drink water. Like for real. It's a whole thing. I have bought 4 different water fountains. The catit flower, a small Stainless steel, a medium stainless steel, a giant one with changeable fountains. Nothing. So now she's only on wet food that has been mixed with a ton of water so it's like a meat bisque. Every veterinarian has asked me, have you tried a fountain? Yes, yes we have. Rosie apparently doesn't "do" water.

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    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they have to find some way to indicate it's only one star!

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't try out a water fountain on carpet?? Even if they love it, you'll have guaranteed mildew. Source: have learned to keep ours away from wall and baseboards for good reason

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THREE TIMES?? You'd think you'd take care of it after the first time! They must think you're brain dead

    Danielle Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats weren't a big fan of that fountain either, but when the motor broke and I didn't have another immediate option, i just took off the top and took out the motor to just use the white container itself as a water bucket. Now they love it! lol

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat wouldn't use a fountain cause the motor 'hummed' very softly but she did not like the noise while she drank. I give her a packet of cat broth every morning and add a packet of water to it. She drinks it all (not always eating the meat) but she's always hydrated and the vet approved!

    Marie deHeryng
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a different kind😼

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    #51

    When You Go To The Bar And Return 2 Hours Past Your Cat's Dinner Time

    When You Go To The Bar And Return 2 Hours Past Your Cat's Dinner Time

    work_constantly Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you were two hours late you were definitely asking for this one.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? Mama always told you that drinking is bad for you. The cat just drove that point home.

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was doing OP a favor by dropping down those ugly curtains!!

    #52

    My Cats Do Things Like This All The Time

    My Cats Do Things Like This All The Time

    Catholic_Guilt_ Report

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    #53

    My Cat Ripped A Hole Through The Window Screen So She Could Go Outside

    My Cat Ripped A Hole Through The Window Screen So She Could Go Outside

    Lady-Nora Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is asking for a kitty flap in the door.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat years ago that did this - the skill has been passed down to every other cat we've had. (edit, spelling)

    #54

    I Was Prepping Grilled Cheese And Left It Unattended For A Moment. Had To Wipe Butter Off Of Her Paw Too

    I Was Prepping Grilled Cheese And Left It Unattended For A Moment. Had To Wipe Butter Off Of Her Paw Too

    Kamacalamari Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you make her a sandwich? Oh no, of course not. You were going to eat the whole thing right in front of her, and not even share. Of course she wanted some. Be a better host next time.

    The Shark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much better than Jesus on toast.

    #55

    Cat Sat On My Damp Custom Pottery Order

    Cat Sat On My Damp Custom Pottery Order

    cerart939 Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat did the finishing touches for you. You should give the cat tuna for being a good helper.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was the buyer and you emailed me those pics, I'd say send them as is and then I would never get tired of telling everyone "these mugs were made by a cat."

    #56

    I Don't Know If This Is His Guilty Face Or A "Oh No, I Got Caught" Face

    I Don't Know If This Is His Guilty Face Or A "Oh No, I Got Caught" Face

    FennEric888 Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would they have a rose for you if they were guilty? I think not!

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    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped that rabbit trying to sneak in here and eat your bouquet. A "Thank you" would be appreciated.

    Rachel Ratty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its more of a 'Watcha going to do about it' face

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    #57

    A Cat Ventured Onto Freshly Poured Concrete

    A Cat Ventured Onto Freshly Poured Concrete

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    #58

    Accidentally Ordered A 25 Lb Bag Of Sugar, Instead Of A 5 Lb One. Left It On The Table For A Bit, And Then My Cat Found It

    Accidentally Ordered A 25 Lb Bag Of Sugar, Instead Of A 5 Lb One. Left It On The Table For A Bit, And Then My Cat Found It

    JimJamSandwich Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats aren't able to taste sweet. We are capable of playing with it, however.

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a pair of kittens who almost shredded one another to try to get to pineapple I was eating. Then one swiped a cinnamon roll, chewed the frosting off of it, and was caught trying to hide it under my brother's desk. I read a scientific article in Cat Fancy magazine, about how cats CAN'T taste sweets, and laughed so hard I had laundry to do. I told my brother that either those scientists were in an ivory tower, and had never actually encountered a real cat, or we had fur covered mutant garbage cans. I posted this to a group I belonged to at the time, and I wish I had saved the list of the sweets their cats would consistently eat - ice cream, mangoes, Froot Loops cereal... the list was quite extensive.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you a novice cat owner or something? Because that was just the most rookie mistake.

    #60

    This Looks Like The Surface Of The Moon

    This Looks Like The Surface Of The Moon

    swamp_land Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henri destroyed my entire queen box spring liner. Solution: Thick pegboard cut to size and laid in frame under box spring. Pegboard is easier to cut and transport than plywood and does the job of protecting the bed frame.

    seana lammers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just adding some ventilation in case of any ‘gas’ leaks

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    #61

    My Cat Got Hungry And Ate The Bread I Bought This Morning

    My Cat Got Hungry And Ate The Bread I Bought This Morning

    twdvermont Report

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I had the only cat who liked bread products.

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat loves bread with Marmite/Vegemite. You can’t even open the bottle of it before she comes running. Her mom once got through to a fresh pack of hamburger buns overnight. It was supposed to be the school lunch for my siblings and I that morning…

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    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything with yeast in it will tempt cats. Yeast is used in a lot of dry cat food as a preservative as well as cats love the taste.

    #62

    This Cat Did Not Just Install Windows On A MacBook

    This Cat Did Not Just Install Windows On A MacBook

    TranslatedCats Report

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're still to traumatised from the unprovoked button attack!

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    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, on Windows operated PCs it was Ctrl+Shift and whatever arrow key you wanted the screen to turn!

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ctrl+Alt+L or R Arrow to rotate it back. Yes it's an old post but still.

    luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Got hit by a button" lol. Yeah it was the buttons fault

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an experienced cat servant, note the carefully reproduced chain of events: my cat got hit by some buttons.

    #63

    That’s What Y’all Get For Not Using The Refrigerator

    That’s What Y’all Get For Not Using The Refrigerator

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    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would leave an entire roasted chicken out all night?!

    Bonesko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's definitely on them. I brought home a bag of bread and put it on the kitchen floor. I couldn't get mad when my cat sat on it. Cats gonna cat!

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they were obviously inviting any neighborhood cats over for dinner. Indoor picnic!

    Al Fun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what your parents‘ cat said?

    Adrian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you left it out all night you probably shouldn't eat it anyway...

    #64

    Guess Who Ate My Mail

    Guess Who Ate My Mail

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙀 these a******s and their adorable faces

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got 3 and they have my house wrecked. But i love them so much. They are so beautiful i just want to eat them 🥰

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    Milady Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking the vet's advice about getting more fiber in his diet is all.

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    #65

    Spy Cat

    Spy Cat

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    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had to have the movers pull a meowing couch out of the truck for this reason!