50 Destructive Cats That Weren’t Fast Enough To Escape The Scene Of The Crime

FEEEEED. MEEE.

5 lb of catnip? That‘s intent to distribute. The cat just followed through.

Spying on the world without being seen, orange cat style.

“Hooman, the indoor tree exploded for no reason! I’m lucky I was over here and it missed me!”

this is not a fail!

Yikes! That face! I’m scared. 😳

Black cat 🥰😍🤩

My cat doesn't like human food, with the exception of croissants and bbq flavored potato chips!

The amount of guilt= 0

Ahh. Poor baby.

It's a portal for the Cat Distribution System.

Remember when you told us we'd knock something over if we got on the counter? We decided to scientifically test your theory. Congratulations! You were right!

The dog did it!

He’s like “Hope you learnt a lesson!”

If you're going to leave your things in the way, they're bound to be damaged.

The face!! 😋

Well, it was just hanging there smirking.

The IN box is for sitting IN. Not very well made, though. Do better.

Problem? I see no problem. If you're going to put a cat bed in the window, the cat is going to sleep on it.

Inner journeys were taken.

Ohmigosh. 😹

Will you look at that! The toilet paper just jumped right into the porcelain litter box.

He was saving your shorts for you. Unappreciative soft can-opener.

Hey, soft can-opener, your WET shield has a hole. You best get that fixed. I'm not going to supervise your shower when there's a hole in the shield.

Poor Tony was viscously attacked by the toilet paper.

Those lips!

Gorgeous cat.

Luna is the nicest thing. She's just taking out the competition.

That cat toy looks very realistic.

You mean, you left the new package of cat toys out.

How many times must I do this?

Damn those aliens and their crop circles. Lucky there's a cat willing to guard the plants.

If you don't want someone grazing, feed them on time. Easy

Bread needs warmth to rise, she was just doing you a favour!

They're obviously working very hard, and deserve much tuna.

Warm is good. We like warm. Why do you think we sleep on radiators?

It's the cat's house. Therefore, anything in the house belongs to the cat. It's impossible to steal what belongs to you. There is no crime here.

The cat's sweater has unraveled.

But your Clementine is lovely! 😊

Your cat does puzzles?

Lets rephrase the caption. Your everything is his everything. Much better!

Cats like windows. What did you think was going to happen when you put a soft surface on a window shelf?

If the blinds were replaced, she'd have to resize them again. Resize. Yes, resize.

There's absolutely nothing to suggest that the cat got anywhere near the tortillas.

"The concrete was too hard - I improved it. You're welcome"

Whose seat?

Well, it's not like YOU were going to bite the corner of your MacBook. Lucky for you, the cat doesn't mind helping.

No evidence. Case dismissed.

What a lovely cat to help its soft can-opener to put away the puzzle.

This isn't a very fun toy. It keeps getting me WET!

The cat has retraining to do.

Silly cat. We would have gone for the meat.

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Someone is asking for a kitty flap in the door.

Did you make her a sandwich? Oh no, of course not. You were going to eat the whole thing right in front of her, and not even share. Of course she wanted some. Be a better host next time.

The cat did the finishing touches for you. You should give the cat tuna for being a good helper.

The latter, 0 guilt

I hope someone washed the cat's paws. Concrete can cause chemical burns.

Cats aren't able to taste sweet. We are capable of playing with it, however.

Beautiful centrepiece!

What lovely art!

I thought I had the only cat who liked bread products.

Ask the cat.

Who would leave an entire roasted chicken out all night?!

🙀 these a******s and their adorable faces

I'm in your furnitures, hiding from you.