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The ‘Cakes With Threatening Auras’ Twitter Page Showcases Some Of The Creepiest Bakes Ever (50 Pics)
When was the last time you baked a cake? Feels like it’s overdue? Why not try something completely new that includes ingredients like cursed, creepy, and a whole lot of threatening? Buckets of them. ‘Cause some folks sure have.
There’s a Facebook group that’s all about cakes with threatening auras, sharing some of the most oof cakes out there. So, we have to talk about it at this point.
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#1
I Mean- They’re Pies But Hey
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#2
Biblically Accurate Angel Food Cake
LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
If I was that shepherd tending to my flock of sheep I would have screamed, peed my pants, and fainted if this thing was announcing the birth of a saviour.
Keith Handly (Ike) 1 year ago
There's a reason the very first things angels say is "fear not" or "do not be afraid"
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the harbinger of doom (she/he) 1 year ago
OMG! I made a bibliclly accurate angel cookie the other day lmao
#3
My Birthday Cake! I Loved It!
Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago
Given that I woke up with sciatica for the first time on my 50th birthday, I should have got this cake….
So, there’s a Facebook group called Cakes With Threatening Auras. Quite appropriately, it is dedicated to scouring the vast internetscape and pointing out all of the visually documented flour-based confections that, as soon as you see them, fill you with the understanding that you and your offspring have been cursed to not be able to unsee them as they peer into your soul… [snaps out of it] what just happened?
#4
Talk About A Lemon Party
Dirk Daring 1 year ago
I wonder how many unsuspecting people are Googling "Lemon Party" after seeing this...
#5
My Mums Halloween Cake
Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago
UK peeps will recognise this from the John Lewis Christmas ad!
thechildreninmybasement 1 year ago
my sister did a play with little shop of horrors. acting and singing was insanely good
#6
I Made A Cheese Cake
The group was formed 4 years ago and has since amassed over 250,000 members, only just recently crossing the quarter of a million mark.
Not sure if it’s an appreciation, critique or whatever else group, but you can’t help but admit one thing: you can’t stop giving these cakes attention because of how perfectly bizarre they are.
#7
Zombie Cake
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
You know you’re screwed when you cut the cake and the cake starts to move
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I’ve seen people make cakes like these on YouTube and they always amaze me
#8
Every Year I Make Dirt Pudding For Halloween, But This Year I Changed Out The Gummy Worms For Marzipan Maggots
Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago
Hahaha I thought marzipan maggots was a breed!! Lol
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I don't know if I could eat that. Even pretend baby flies and I do not get along.
#9
In Honour Of My Middle Kid’s 12th Birthday Tomorrow, Here Is The First Cake I Made For Her
LizzieBoredom 1 year ago
If my Mom made that for me, I would think it's her passive/ aggressive way of calling me fat.
Now, when baking a cake, there are—no exaggeration—at least several dozen things that can go wrong. Artistic talent is definitely part of it, so put down the pastry bag if stick figures are your go-to art style.
It’s important to understand that baking is the art of chemistry and physics. Knowing how heat, pressure, mixing and all that jazz affect the ingredients is a huge part in making a cake that you want and not a summoning circle for cacklers.
#10
This Belongs Here
#11
Those Silica Gel Industry Big Shots Can't Tell Me What To Do
Cheryl Ramsay 1 year ago
I get these in a medication packet. I save them for putting in stinky sneakers and stuff like that. I understand you can use them to dry flowers too.
Leviathan 1 year ago
not impressive.... its just a plain cake with printed fondant on it.... now if it was icing and handwrote/draw and looked like that I would be inpressed
White Sauce Hot Sauce 1 year ago
Where does it say that these cakes have to be creative and hand drawn?
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Forg
So, where to start? Chatelaine has published 7 rules for baking a cake that will make you proud:
Grease the pan and line it with baking paper; allow the oven to fully preheat; bake in the center of the oven; bake in an appropriately sized pan; don’t double recipes; use fresh ingredients; and no substitutions.
#13
A Hercules Beetle Larva Cake
#14
My Halloween Cake This Year
Mistiekim 1 year ago
A suspicious reply….are you or have you ever been a zombie????
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Greenmantle 1 year ago
Well... it might've fit right in with the meat-in-aspic phase of the 1950's
Tameeza Joyce Lightowler 1 year ago
I used to make rice krispie Brain treats for Halloween! https://realfood.tesco.com/recipes/crispy-brains.html
#15
I Would Eat It
Rick Seiden 1 year ago
When my son had his Eagle Scout dinner, I was supposed to supply a cake. One of the moms had a small bakery in her house. I asked her to bake the cake for me without asking for any kind of discount. I just said that if I'm going to spend the money, I want it to go to someone I know. You should help your friend out with their small / side business, not ask them to help you out by spending their time and money to make you something for free.
IcyPenguinToes 2 years ago
Looks more appealing than some of that weird jello stuff from 50s cookbooks...
The seven rules above should solve most of the problems, but there are more solutions if your cake doesn’t turn out the way you wanted it to.
Now, if your cake is too dense, make sure you’re measuring wet and dry ingredients with appropriate measures. Baking soda and powder ought to be fresh and used appropriately over temperatures because you can’t quicken or slow the process.
#16
The Force Is Strong With This One
Pizzaking, village burner. 1 year ago
Depends on if the party is in the basement or not
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#17
I Love This
Lauren S 1 year ago
I used to watch some show where this man made elaborate cakes and they were gorgeous. He said he would never make a baby (people want a sleeping newborn for some reasons) because people forget they have to cut into it, particularly the head. It’s horrifying! 🫣
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Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
As a vegetarian I always said I wouldn't eat anything with a face, but cake. I'm conflicted. Very beautifully executed, but can't quite understand why someone would want a cake with a beautiful and realistic face on it...
Lotekguy 1 year ago
Maybe it's for a gender reveal party with the appropriate food coloring used inside.
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I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 1 year ago
This one scares me the most! The colours draw you in at first and then...😱
Eunice Robertson 1 year ago
The face reminds me of Mantis, in Guardians of the Galaxy. In fact I started looking for her feelers at first.
#18
Well Executed, But I Find Savoury Items As Cake Unsettling
Persephone 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure those items are candies and pastries that look like savory items, and chocolate sauce gravy.
Janice Sanz 1 year ago
Me too, except for fried chicken cake. Cornbread, honey filling, mashed potato frosting, fried chicken on top.
Tameeza Joyce Lightowler 1 year ago
Maybe it's their favourite dinner, a Sunday roast or Christmas dinner? It reminds them of all the family meals they've had together? 🙂
If your cake turns out dry, try not to overly compress the flour and cocoa in the measuring cup as that makes more of it and creates a disproportion.
Also, overbaking is another issue, so look out for these three indicators that your cake is done: the cake should be slightly pulling away from the sides of the pan; putting a cake tester into the deepest part of the cake should come out clean; and the cake should spring back when pressed gently.
#19
I Think This Is The Most Threatening And Funny Cake I Have Ever Seen
Happy Homemaker 2 years ago
This is so funny. I’m someone who loves camp. I would love this cake. 😂😂😂
LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
I would totally watch that. It would stilll probably be better to than the real Twilight.
#20
Yes I Am Threatened
Jonny Man 1 year ago
We're rats. WE'RE DA RATS! We prey at night, we stalk at night, WE'RE DA RATS! *I'M DA GIANT RAT DAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES!* Let's see what sorts of trouble we can get ourselves into!
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Nonnie Bear 1 year ago
These are adorable. Now if it was the cockroach cake I've seen before, no way!!
#21
Our Buddy Is Going To Federal In A Few Weeks So We Threw Him A Going-Away Party
Valdezinator 1 year ago
People go to jail in other countries plus we don know if this was the US
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If the cake turns out tough, try following recipes to the T. Sometimes, the order of things matters greatly because of the immediate chemistry when mixing. Another option would be to use the right kind of flour.
Heck, even mixing methods matter. If a recipe says hand mixing, then using a mixer might just lead to problems like holes and tunnels in your cake.
#22
Halloween Creation
#23
A Friend Sent Me This Example Cake And They Would Like It For Their Brother's Birthday
Cake artist : Fiona Hugues Stylist
Javelina Poppers 1 year ago (edited)
Not necessarily hate, but over-the-top sibling rivalry?
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#24
He Has Seen Some Things
A B C the Third 1 year ago
The head's mottled colour means it's a watermelon.
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Baking is a certain kind of exercise in patience. It’s a well-planned-out process where every step is important and it’s all done on the cake’s terms, not yours.
Waiting for that sourdough to rise, whisking that egg white just enough—it all matters in the grand scheme of things and cutting corners is the worst thing you can do.
#25
My Son’s Birthday Cake
#26
Loving The Advice On This
#27
I Am So Uncomfy What
Persephone 1 year ago
Which 1 is the cake? I can't tell... I just see 2 photos of Michael Cera.
Patience also applies to mastering baking skills. And a huge part of it is practicing until it’s perfect. Yes, that means that failure will happen, but it’s important to embrace it, make it into a learning experience and draw conclusions.
Hopefully, these conclusions aren’t based on cursed cake design that might just end up on Cakes With Threatening Auras.
#28
I Was Trying To Recreate Something With Cupcakes And Ended Up Making….him
#29
Op Was Showcasing The Capabilities Of Their Newly Acquired Skull Pan
#30
This Is The Creepiest Thing I’ve Ever Seen
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
You can't claim to love Halloween and not know where the quote comes from.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Fee fi fo fild. I smell the blood of an English child.
meow point1 1 year ago
That's WHY it's creepy! Those suckers *eat* children!
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David 1 year ago
The creepiest part of this is that it appears to be a commercial bakery and they have it on proud display in one of those plate holder stands.
Bookworm 1 year ago
It's reduced, so my guess is someone didn't pick up their custom order
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Destinee Davis 1 year ago (edited)
I took smell my children... When they run by with dirty diapers...
glowworm2 1 year ago
Close. Hocus Pocus. In the film, one of the three witches constantly says this line.
Load More Replies...So, hopefully, this helps you avoid creating a cake that’s out to get you. And if you need more confectionery nightmare fuel, the Facebook group is out there.
So, what are your takes on any of this? Have some horrible cake stories of your own? Why not share them in great detail in the comment section below!
#31
He Is Once Again Asking Alexandra
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
A lot going on here. Shrek's rebellious/goth phase? Did he join Smashing pumpkins? Is he in a biker gang?
#33
Noooooooo
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
I think part of the joke is kinda teenage boy like and they can't spell lol
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My Beautiful Bday Cake This Year
michael Chock 1 year ago
I think that argument is more in favor of trying more bugs that it is for giving up shrimp.
#35
Birthday Cake For My Pregnant Friend
#36
My 4 Year Anniversary Cake Lmao
#37
Tried To Make A Monster Cake And Failed
#38
Made A Pie For A Halloween Party. He Looks More Jolly Than Anything
#39
Tears Of Joy
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
… I’m personally offended by this representation of a hedgehog-like thingy
MichelleDonut 1 year ago
I hope that Kensington gin is good, it might take a few glasses to make up for this monstrosity!
#40
Cake From My Coworkers For My Birthday
#41
We Made A Baked Alaska For My Daughter’s Birthday. I Think Our First Attempt Is Quite Beautiful
Jeweled Dragon (She/They) 1 year ago
Baked Alaska. It's a cake where ice cream is covered in a merengue and either put in the oven or flambéed, and somehow the ice cream doesn't melt.
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#42
Why
#43
At First I Thought There Was Actual Bacon And Then Mini Pancakes Peeking Out Underneath
Laura Parker 1 year ago
I KNOW! Doesn’t she know you can request thinner?!?
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#44
Homer Simpson As A Caveman
#45
This Was In Walmart Today
Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago
Kinda looks like the edible ink in the printer was running low. Cool cake though.
#46
What Fresh Hell Is This
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
So many questions I want to ask but so afraid of the answers that could come....
Caroline Fraser 1 year ago
This looks like an old mummified person you’d go and view in an Italian church thronging with pilgrims and ladies wearing head scarfs.
#47
Hairless Hello Kitty Cake
Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
this is the cake on this list that disturbs me the most, somehow. :(
#48
I Want Whatever He's On
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 1 year ago
It’s Mr. Cupcake, he’s not from the movie he’s from the games
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Daycare Attendant Sun 1 year ago
Cupcake was never the same after the fire. I mean, neither was I, but...
#49
This Is Fernando, My Amazing Hedgehog Cake
#50
A Relation Of Peppa Pigs?
#51
Surprise
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
Some people process trauma with humour. No need for the judgement when you don't know the story.
Jill 1 year ago
True. Even a miscarriage is just an abortion the body does on its own.
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#52
If Depression Was A Cake
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
You gotta cook your cakes before you frost people! I swear it's like they've never seen an episode of Bake Off...
Mark (it/urgh) 1 year ago
OK, I cooked my cake and then frosted someone. What do I do next?
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Sonja 2 years ago
Someone didn't wait long enough for the freshly baked cake to cool, and/or put milk in the frosting instead of beating the butter long enough before adding the rest of the ingredients. Never put any liquid in frosting! It doesn't belong there. Follow the recipes to a t and especially do not skip steps or try to shorten any time periods mentioned. They are there for a reason.
LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
That’s pretty ducking terrible. Please cool your cakes 🎂 before frosting them.
#53
The Person At Dairy Queen Told My Mom To Send A Photo Of The Design She Wanted. When My Mom Got There The Lady Said She Wasn’t Able To Do The Ice Cream Cone On Top So She Put The Photo On Which Was A $10 Up Charge
grotesqueer 2 years ago
$10 Up Charge? Wtf she shouldn't have paid anything! That's absolutely not what she ordered.
Jill 1 year ago
?? A person who works at an ice cream shop couldn't figure out how to do an ice cream cone? How hard can it be to take a scoop of ice cream and stick it in a dollop of chocolate on top of the cake?? ugh...
Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago (edited)
I managed a DQ. They don't have sugar cones (the pointy kind). At least mine didn't, nor do any of the others in my area. And their ice cream is actually soft serve, not the scoop able kind. BUT, I would have covered the top of the cake in hardening chocolate (the "magic shell" type stuff used for dipped cones), dispensed a big round ball of soft serve into a regular cone (it's pretty easy to do, the consistency of the soft serve is formulated to do just that) dipped it in the same, put the cone on top of the cake like in the picture, and then sent a picture back to the customer, asking if they'd be okay with that. Not exactly the same, but the best I could do, with what I had. And at least a much better effort than what this customer actually got. And they should NEVER have added an unapproved upcharge.
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This Was My Birthday Cake A Few Years Ago
#55
Ok Gerard Way
#56
Did Satan Get A Cake Saying "Sorry I Effed Up That Sacrifice!"?
LokisLilButterknife 1 year ago
I’m not religious either, but I don’t see Satanists calling for the banning of books like many conservative Christians and Evangelicals. I also don’t see Satanists saying that LGBTQIA+ people are sins against God like many Evangelicals. Sooo, I think I would feel a bit better with the Satanists.
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Some Halloween Cupcakes I Made
#58
Sonic Meets Saw III
#59
Those Soulless Eyes Are Haunting
#60
Save A Cowboy
Analyn Lahr 2 years ago
I think that's more of a unicorn. There's unicorn play?! Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Sarcastic and Proud 2 years ago
He looks like the guy from the imaginary friend episode of Supernatural
#61
Late Night Lols
Roan The Demon Kitty 1 year ago
the irony in this comment is killing me. xD
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#62
Happy Birthday
Charlie the Cat 1 year ago
Plot double twist. There are actually 2 toenails.
Load More Replies... Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago (edited)
Lol a couple years ago, when I set my son's birthday cake on the table in front of him and his friends, I said, very sweetly, "Somewhere in this cake is a single, small booger. Good luck." He'd just turned 12 or 13, so gross-out humor was his normal. His friends, all about the same age, ofc, laughed. He just smiled, rolled his eyes, and shook his head. I laughed, too. 😂 EDIT: Just so I'm perfectly clear, there was NO booger actually in the cake. I was only teasing him. He knew that, and his friends did too.
#63
Do You Feel It Now, Mr Krabs?
#65
That Cake Will Kill You In Your Sleep
#66
This Is My First Collaboration Here Uwu
#67
I Almost Took This Guy Home
#68
On The Topic Of Cakes. This Is What My Sister Made For My Mother's Birthday
#69
Some How Forgot The Dye And The Icing For Writing Was Gloomy.. So This Is The Final Product
#71
My Daughters 2nd Birthday Cake. Minnie’s Eye Looks Like It’s About To Fall Off
#72
The UK Is A Wild Place, Imagine Looking Back Through Photo Albums “Aww Thank God We Gave Josh His Loagan Paul, Ksi Prime Themed Birthday” At 16
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I hate Prime and Logan Paul so f*****g much, this is the scariest of all of these cakes
#74
Stumbled Across This Beauty On My Timeline
#75
Is His Skin A Maz
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
Charlivia? I'm usually all for unique names, but it just sounds wrong.
#76
Cheese Cheesecake With A Mac And Cheese Top
Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago (edited)
I'd like to know of this is sweet, and just made to look like real mac and cheese, or if it's savory, and actually real and cheese flavored, with real mac and cheese in top. The answer makes a difference as to whether or not I'd be willing to taste it...
#77
This Is My 17th Birthday Cake
Steven Peeters 1 year ago
an ostrich would also be a decent candidate, maybe easier to spell too
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Emo
#79
Cheesecake
Happy Homemaker 2 years ago
No, mold. The cheesecake went bad and needs to be thrown out otherwise the person eating this will get sick.
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#80
Can This Be Called A Cake?
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