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We know we're only halfway through 2017, but we couldn't wait until the end of the year before we shared these hilarious tweets with you.
Written by women and compiled by Bored Panda, they're sure to give you something to laugh about, regardless of how bad a day you're having. You don't need to be a woman to find them amusing. All you need is a good sense of humor! Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!
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Hans 8 years ago
Whom did they ask? A representative sample of 15 guys recently convicted for rape?
Paulina 8 years ago
The real question is not "whom did they ask" but WHY did they ask MEN that. #everydaysexism
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Aidan Edwards 8 years ago
I'm a men and I'd say almost everybody hates both of these, but then again, there's fetishes...
Tanya Coco 8 years ago
With a person you trust. Not with a F*****G REAL LIFE RAPIST!
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Darryl Kerrigan 8 years ago
It's the 'harassed' bit that I don't get. The survey didn't ask about approaching/chatting to women, it asked about harassing them, and men still said yes?
Benski Trenkins 8 years ago
As far as I am concerned: Those men that replied yes, deserve that kick in the nuts. And btw ladies: That IS the way to incapacitate a man. Works better than a taser!
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Sondre Strøm Linde 8 years ago
Yeah well that's SUPER funny and all, but I think Superman is stronger. Although, who's stronger still? HULK!! She Hulk also, probably.
Daria B 8 years ago
Hehehe funny. But given the current password standards, you're required to use an alphanumeric combination and special characters, so I'd try with X-Men.
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Ironcat_xox 8 years ago
Dog be like you wish you had these luscious locks
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
OMG!!! ITS FREAKIN TRUE!!! Do you have ANY idea, how many people are going to take this pic to their colorist?!?! LMAO!!!
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Your dad's adorable by the way. Typical dad humor at its finest.
Ironcat_xox 8 years ago
Not something you'd want to find when you open one of those freezers!!!
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Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Dentist: I'm going to ask you to bite down. Me: BITE. Dentist: (rubbing finger) In a few moments, I'm going to ask you to bite down.
InnocentLookingMurder 8 years ago
The fact you had to sit there in slice while he work on you're teeth probly sucked
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Andrei Valentino Pijaro 8 years ago
maybe she had tried to use crabs as her bra, and not gone well...
Dan Holman 8 years ago
The real little mermaid doesn't wear a bra, that's only for us americans with a sense of propriety. ;)
Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
I don't understand. You can find shells without creatures in them all the time.
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Gyan Ranjan Pruthal 8 years ago
But, the tweet was posted at 8:43 am. Maybe, she forgot to adjust for daylight savings?
Farnaz Khoshbakht 8 years ago
...and i couldn't basically work cause i couldn't stop thinking about what is waiting in the fridge
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Cather 8 years ago
How about running on a beach while smiling for no reason and wearing white shorts?
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
So that's what that blue liquid in the commercials are for. sprinkling all over the damn pad artistically.
Daria B 8 years ago
I wonder how much blood one must be bleeding to need THAT size of pads.....
Mimis Nachbarin 8 years ago
Oh my... I really had a good laugh on this one. My goodness. Are they blind?
Cat Meow 8 years ago
Nah, I'm not buying those. I'll just stick all my pads together and hope for the best XD
DisneyworldFAN 8 years ago
It's perfect if you accidentally have your period when you are in the pool
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
A young woman who doesn't follow stereotypes... I would be happy to meet her, as far as I'm concerned we are in the same team.
Oliver Gloxin 8 years ago
All the others are clones. Same hair, same dressing style, same grin, same humour (nonexistent). Women of Stepford anyone? Run, Spidey, run!
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
It might be from a man but it's a funny innocent tweet about a woman and actually I laughed pretty hard
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Manuela Simon 8 years ago
"and they are already looking for things they don´t need"...your chance....giggle
Stefan Riegler 8 years ago
Man-hating! Hilarious! (and I don't care if a man wrote this, because: women can be misogynist, non-caucasians can be racist and men can be men-haters!)
Suzi Olmsted 8 years ago
This isn't man-hating, or any kind of hating, it's just true.
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
Brilliantly clever! You have the makings of a possible "Evil" Genius!! LOL!
Mari David 8 years ago
I'm conflicted on this one. Are we suppose to take teenage binge drinking as a joke. It's because I'm a mom. Okay, other people can find this funny.
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
If I was a teen this would be just as funny to me with coolaid instead of alcohol in the flask.
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Now that's just incredibly sneaky 10 points for creativity girl
Kimberly Cline 8 years ago
This is hysterical and I love it...not that I support teenage drinking...but still hilarious.
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Kori K. Warriner 8 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! This wins the internet. So true. Funny, I've seen more emotionality out of men than women, hands-down. Thus why there are more male stalkers and men who can't handle break-ups.
Sarcasticow 8 years ago
What does this post have to do with paypal? I didnt get his comment
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Master Markus 8 years ago
If you get legitimately resentful when someone says your hands are small, you shouldn't get to control ANYTHING.
Darryl Kerrigan 8 years ago
I was always confused by the 'period' argument. If women couldn't have office as they would have hormone trouble, why don;t we check to make sure our male Prime Minister/President are having a regular wank? Otherwise they would have a build up in testosterone and we'd be bombing people and be at war constantly... OMG!! OMG!! That's what it is!?!
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Probably a good thing you got blocked. He wasn't worth it. clearly he doesn't know what humor is
Stefan Riegler 8 years ago
That was a: absolutely funny and b: an indirect invitation...(perhaps?) that dude is going to die lonely, not you!
Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
I'd like to know why Jean Luc Picard is on both ends of the conversation?
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Marcus Flatt 8 years ago
You know, jokes about menstruation aren't funny...period. (Seriously, roughly half of the world's population doesn't get it!)
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nike.bordom 8 years ago
also men: I'm not gonna pay for that child! (ok, some)
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Lynn Provost 8 years ago
Also, men into their 9os should be able to have impregnate women, so free Viagra!
Linda Vuorenvirta 8 years ago
Yes, there probably are. But by and large, it's more of a problem with men. The vast majority of women will have experiences with men behaving this way.
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Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
Wearing a condom should be a law. Even for married people. Stop having kids!
Carole Anderson 8 years ago
also men: I'm not gonna pay for that, how do I even know the kid is mine?
Susann Campbell 8 years ago
This is what I have been talking about for a very long time. Men make to many rules in their favor. We may have won the vote but we still haven't won the war.
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. (says monty python)
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Julie Lemon 8 years ago
Old Testament but it's true 😕 sinful to spill seed on ground so woman cannot conceive...mmm don't ask me I just typed the relevant information I didn't come up with the weird condemnation. Also good chance it was from Leviticus - such a strange book.
Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
Please stop it for reproduction, as well. We have enough humans on this planet for the time being.
Andrea Jones 8 years ago
If you don't find it funny, don't worry, because women don't find it funny either.
Andrea Jones 8 years ago
Photo: Photoshop. Funny: because the U.S. Congress and Senate routinely a bunch of dudes in big, grand rooms, where they vote to restrict women's access to birth control and close Planned Parenthood clinics to protect women from, uh... Huh. This last part has never been clearly defined...
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Susann Campbell 8 years ago
I always wake up beautiful, long bed hair, puffy face, (no wrinkles) pout y lips and can't talk until I have a cup of coffee to open my throat. This is what my sweet husband says, "there she is my movie start wife, she always wakes up beautiful". I'm Seventy years old and he still thinks I'm beautiful. I am the luckiest woman in the world to have found this one man whom I also love.
Susann Campbell 8 years ago
There are men that are such losers and then there are real men who are the treasures of man kind.
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InnocentLookingMurder 8 years ago
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Meyer Weinstock 8 years ago
Yes, and us middle-aged, straight, single guys hear it from our mothers, too... -Dr M
Meyer Weinstock 8 years ago
I was hoping for a sympathetic pick-up line from a a single woman... *sob*
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Jennie Sapherson 8 years ago
I would never say that to my daughter, she is stunningly beautiful, has a great figure, is a wonderful mummy, business woman etc.
Jennie Sapherson 8 years ago
I keep looking in the mirror and wondering how did me and her father manage to make someone so precious!
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Maureen Zappellini 8 years ago
What's that on your face/shirt/hair/a*s? Or...she fishes for compliments about her appearance. Sad how she never developed past her looks
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
Quite discouraging, why even living like that, get a better job or something. As someone once said: " A tip for the young people: Discover what you are good at and then find someone who would pay you for doing it."
Leni 8 years ago
Yeah because jobs are super easy to find for everyone and everyone had the chance to do exactly what they wanted in life and life never throws you any curveballs. Privilege talking dude.
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Jack Urquhart 8 years ago
yup. kindergarten, school, university, marriage, divorce, grandparent, death. I don't like any of these eithyer.
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
And then you end up more mad at yourself for not coming up with these good points in the first place.
Janine Randall 8 years ago
Me too. Except this usually happens at 3 a.m. and I need to get up at 7.
Susann Campbell 8 years ago
You are practicing to be a good politician. You go girl for us all.
Mel Dot 8 years ago
Pretty sure the point was that it was posted by a woman.
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thebridget 8 years ago
They really need a "binge" option where they don't ask you if you're still watching every 3 episodes. YES I AM. NOW PLAY THE NEXT ONE !!!
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Kassandra Skresvig 8 years ago
My grandpa used to joke that he would take his dog out to check her P-mail >_<
Sondre Strøm Linde 8 years ago
YES! I've said this about my dog several times. I think it's quite accurate. Immediately after she comes back in, she want's out again - maybe someone commented or something, you know..
Daniel Fleming 8 years ago
and pooping is ranting, only to be removed by instagram, which is us.
Pamela Law 8 years ago
That's why I say that dogs sniffing things is them checking their p-mail...
Susann Campbell 8 years ago
When you come home they will sniff you to read where you have been and who or what has touched you.
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Hans 8 years ago
This is about the right time to have a feeding toddler with you that needs to clean those sticky little hands.
Cat Meow 8 years ago
I'm sure it makes me mean, but I'd so have the urge to just pull her hair and be done with it
The Cube Cat 8 years ago
You're totally reasonable. There's no reason why she can't tuck it in
Load More Replies... darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Why is everybody's answers to the scenario causing her to get her hair pulled? you could just tap on her shoulder and asked her "could you please flip your hair out of the way? I'm trying to watch this." there's no reason to be violent or mean. She probably doesn't even know that it did that when she sloped down.
djinnjeannie 8 years ago
Because there is no way that was accidental. Unless the owner is tall enough that the nape of their neck is above the headrest, which it clearly isn't, that was flicked over. Likely so I didn't annoy her (or possibly him). Cattle class is awful, most people act with more consideration for other because of this. Some people are a******s and deserve what people have suggested.
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
I get her point. She's got a strong nerve, I would have pulled it by now.
thebridget 8 years ago
... yeah I'd just say, "Hey, could you move your hair? It's right in front of my screen!" Done.
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Olivia W 8 years ago
omg yes. And every morning my roommates are like "where is all the food" "it wasnt me.... "
Andrei Valentino Pijaro 8 years ago
I sometimes eat food from the bin. My roommates have the habit to throw away still-good foods.
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Asia 8 years ago
Idiots? Why? :| I can't think of a reason for this insult... Wouldn't "regular people" be better? :|
Susann Campbell 8 years ago
Thank you so much for a name of eating time just before bed at midnight.
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
3) Student who failed presentation because they didn't do the reading, then has wealthy parents call school board to try to get teacher fired.
Marzo Florida 8 years ago
Cashier: "No sir, the dead rat bait is not refundable... no sir, I told you it's NOT a tupé!"
On The Contrary 8 years ago
Watch any Trump rally or speech and you will find the base for this accusation.
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Shruti Naik 8 years ago
All the time! I don't know why parents can't tell the age of their baby in months or years :)
Leni 8 years ago
Once it turns to years it's not really a baby anymore, tho/
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Pol Macqueron 8 years ago
Well actually, by the end of the first month, I started counting by months
Load More Replies... Sofia Bellavista 8 years ago
I've stopped asking exactly for that reason. And let's be honest: it's quite irrelevant, people ask just to say something
Lacy Tinsley 8 years ago
i quit counting it as week at about 3 months XD thats when he got out of newborn numberless clothes.
Leni 8 years ago
W pregnancy you count weeks because it doesn't exactly match up with months.
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Sofia Bellavista 8 years ago
Why the question mark? Are you asking us if this is your favourite so far?
Load More Replies... Stefan Riegler 8 years ago
I never understood the appeal of a 'roast'. Whats funny about insulting your friends and family?
Sofia Bellavista 8 years ago
As a European, I don't either. It's an American thing (and a very revealing one...)
Load More Replies... HauntedForests 8 years ago
Oh yes. But when I smile, my Mom knows that I'm going to get revenge Mwahahaha!! ;)
Israel Martinez 8 years ago
Actually, these days, it's me while my children are roasting me to my friends and family ... Ex: telling my brother of the time that I took 5 minutes to kill a cow because I was using a pork chop ...
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Stijn V. 8 years ago
i 've been so scared of anjelica huston for most of my life (until royal tenenbaums)
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Shari H 8 years ago
I wish I could scare the child that acts out at my job all day, but I want him to sign my paycheck.
Abigail Mejia 8 years ago
Haha! This comment has been the funniest thing in this post!
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I find certain presidents should probably pull their wig off to
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Isabel Care 8 years ago
Had a black jumper with rainbow coloured sparkley threads that shed all over my friends' border collie. He looked stunning.
Erin Zelnio 8 years ago
I have a cat that likes to rub up against my face just after I've put on lip balm. Every once in awhile I pull a strand of my hair out of her mouth. JUSTICE.
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Nicola Morley 8 years ago
I don't live alone and I still want all the cookies. I just have to fight for them. Fisticuffs at dawn, my dear sir. It's time to throw down.
Heather Whited 8 years ago
I learned if you wait for the kid to go to bed before baking cookies, said child may never know there were any cookies ;p
Usernameofgag 8 years ago
Thats why i dont do cooking... One day I end up eating 3 portion of spaghetti.
Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
And therefore by eating all the cookies you end up fat, so you stay alone and keep eating all the cookies....Vicious circle...
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June Pixeld 8 years ago
Well whatever i pictured adulthood to be this aint it. And no i cant eat whatever i want, cause its unhealthy:))
Aidan Edwards 8 years ago
Wait this is just depression... IVE BEEN DOING THIS FOREVER I ALWAYS WAS AN ADULT
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Blue Cicada 8 years ago
This is my dad. Very extroverted, needs to "stay in touch". I just find some task to do and let him talk.
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Kori K. Warriner 8 years ago
Seriously! I once saw an elementary teacher on the show in Atlanta (which isn't expensive) who bought a $400K house. NOT POSSIBLE. Oh, and she didn't have a high budget for renovations, which, of course, brought the value up.
Lacy Tinsley 8 years ago
that show was staged.. they had to already be in closing before they even got on the show. the one they picked they already pretty much bought.
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I've seen episode two thousand years like this how is that even possible my father is an engineer and my stepmother is a part owner of the Rexall Corporation and they couldn't afford a house like this
RaroaRaroa 8 years ago
And then there's: Husband - I want a detached house with garden in the suburbs. Wife - I want an apartment close to work and restaurants. I guess that's why they need a TV programme to help them reach agreement.
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Sondre Strøm Linde 8 years ago
What kind of boys thinks this? And uhm boys? Like schoolboys? What?
Trevin Blount! 8 years ago
Not everyone is as enlightened as Scandinavians
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
OMG! damages the vagina! OMG! SO TRUE!!! Additionally, they believe that giving birth ALSO permanently maims said va-jay-jay.
Juliana Souza 8 years ago
Bike riders use condoms to jerry-rig waterproof shoe coverings and boys still think they're too big for a condom
Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
I hope they put that baby on a strict diet and exercise regimen right away.
JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
11lb baby born via no epidural here, after the 10 1/2 lb girl, and then a 9lb girl, no epidurals for any. We can do this ladies!
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Lisa-Marie Saunders 8 years ago
I thought they were anti-depressant tablets!
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Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
i've got a huge stock of those under the kitchen sink. just in case. true story.
Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
They're going to need more than that if they want to fill the space between Trump's ears.
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Master Markus 8 years ago
HA! Love it. I'm reminded of the George Carlin bit: "If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're pre-school, you're f****d."
Manuela Simon 8 years ago
! And if they don´t protect the environment for all the living people (including them, their children and grandchildren), then maybe for the "oh so holy unborn babies"
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
Just don't call it Welfare Baby Earth or we'll be that much more screwed.
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Sherlock Holmes 8 years ago
As someone who played Hamlet on stage, all of the yes. _I_ wanted me to shut up.
HauntedForests 8 years ago
The only reason I have a small idea of the story plot is because I watch anime. *Facepalming myself*
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
My biggest fear about getting older is that I'm 99% sure I'm no longer fit enough to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
I'm at that age where walking first thing in the morning is coupled with groans and stumbling, so I would fit right in.
June Pixeld 8 years ago
If the zombie apocalypse comes i hope for the sake of humanity people will wire the neighbourhoods with home alone type of traps.
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Carole Anderson 8 years ago
my mom & I put together a wedding album/scrapbook for my morrocan boyfriend to take to the interview at immigration he had with his gay american wife whom he married for a green card (she married him for financial help & to remain ostensibly in closet for her parents). In his mind he was already deported & his bags were packed, but the interview went well and he got his card.
Helen Burgess 8 years ago
your handwriting!! you could be a professional freelance chalk sandwich-board writer... you could charge whatever you like.
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
Which are homophobic because THEY fantasize about being with a man!!!
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darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I have made this point to my homophobic guy friends. Men having sex or ugly women in their mind having sex is apparently gross to them. they can't seem to get this point through their brains. how is it any different? can some homophobic guy out there explain it to me? For me I'm a "I love everybody" type of girl I don't get it.
Ellis Ryan 8 years ago
Two lesbians lesbianing!!! Magic!! Surely The Twelve Days of Christmas is due a rewrite and this MUST go in!!!!
Marysia Jawłowska 8 years ago
Ahaha, now I can't stop singing it in my head! :D
Load More Replies... Wanda Queen 8 years ago
It's part of the joke, meant to be funny and taken lightly.
Load More Replies... Sondre Strøm Linde 8 years ago
With 3.5 billion or so, there is bound to be some contradictions. Strange isnt it!
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Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
At least it wasn’t the embedded Flash music that you can't turn off.
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Sardonic Scribe 8 years ago
Seriously, HOW. CAN. YOU. STAND. IT?!?!?! It feels like I'm wearing a goddamn diaper & the fact that I'm literally sitting in a mess of my own vaginal blood for an entire day is enough to make me want to vomit.
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Eri Yoshida 8 years ago
And I continue to be grateful that my IUD has stopped my periods all together. God bless.
Virginia Gould 8 years ago
It's a funny comment by itself but the picture makes it perfection!
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Usernameofgag 8 years ago
*Me : Hi Alpha!!! Hi Mimi!!! Hi Zero!!! Hi Pep!!! *Also Me: just nodding and smilling when meet their mommy&daddy
Kori K. Warriner 8 years ago
LOL! So true! I always know their dogs' names before I know theirs!!
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
I know... I vaguely recognize a human I've seen dozens of times, but can give insane details about their pets. "Oh, yeah, you have the little pomeranian that has a flippy ear! How are you doing?"
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Aidan Edwards 8 years ago
I think that's the best way to get them to stop fighting! I'll have to try it
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I think a parent i would have to re-evaluate what I am arguing with my husband about and maybe consider what my priorities are.
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Captain Planet 8 years ago
I think this is discriminating for women who don't wear dresses. As if all women wear dresses! omg this is 2017! So sexist!
John Ashley 8 years ago
Don't presume gender. It could just as well be a man in a kilt.
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My friend Parker has a big board with one of those saying "It was never a dress" and then showing a female silhouette with a cape
M O'Connell 8 years ago
Really? Why do people have to spend time nitpicking "sexist signage" instead of actually working on real issues? It's a universal sign, understood the world over. A monochrome human form means humans. Are people pissed off that Ronald McDonald is white?
Murphy Johnson 8 years ago
Does this mean Men have to stay on the corner and don't get to cross the street??
Master Markus 8 years ago
F**K, I don't know what side of the wage gap thing I'm on. I need to do more research.
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Zenozenobee 8 years ago
Well, when you decide to remove an ex from photos, Ryan Reynolds is the minimum you can choose in replacement, I guess.
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
I wish photoshop existed for us common folkin the 80s. Gluing magazine cut outs over all my Ex's pics took a lot of time.
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Thomas Kolev 8 years ago
Don't forget the small smoothed pebbles that used to be tissues and now fossilized.
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
And 1 cup of crumbs from mints, chips, bread, crackers, and what happened to the other almonds in the packet.
Usernameofgag 8 years ago
once I have transparant tote bag,and it is the worst decision in my life. Everyone can see through and found a bunch of receipt, candy wrapper, etc
Enea 8 years ago
Couldn't agree more. If you have kids, you'll additionally carry five individual baby socks, one favorite stuffed toy per child, a drinking bottle and a baby wipe that may or may not have been used. What you won't carry is the notes for this very important meeting you have to attend first thing after dropping off the kids, sadly.
Zori the degu 8 years ago
The best from the whole list! My version: A thick many-pocketed jacket is my favourite way to carry around during the cold months 4 crumpled grocery receipts, one A6 scetch book, 1 pencil, 1 pencil sharpener, 2 rubbers, 23 odd coins(=7,24BGN), 2 bottle caps, a handful of pine needles, 3 acorns, 1/2 pine cone, 7 candy wrappings, 1 old-fashioned magnifying glass, 1 package of dried wet wipes and 2 acorns :D
Benski Trenkins 8 years ago
A woman's handbag scares me... What can be in there breaks all mathematical rules! How.... just... how?!?
Janine Randall 8 years ago
I prefer 3 pieces of unwrapped gum, a lipstick with no top and a variety of pennies.
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
I want a sandwich worth looking at the way Beyoncé looks at that sandwich
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frederic eeckman 8 years ago
You're lucky because it left me absolutely speechless :D
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CelSlade 8 years ago
I love how people are going 'it's fashion!' - as if it excuses anything. Like any and all insanity is forgivable in the pursuit of 'fashion'. Why not just throw meat at someone and call it a 'dress'. Oh, wait... XD
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
I only call it fashion if it's something that I can wear in public after that it's a fancy costume and usually a stupid-looking fancy costume
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OdangaUsagi 8 years ago
What's going on with all those girls having the same coat, jeans, and shoes? Are they in a dance troupe?
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
They are really a group of aliens on an Earth recon mission that used a high school for the Human Uniform design. Here they are about to Consume Mass Quantities.
Intensive Panda 8 years ago
that's the code for "i'm totally like the others girls but pretend to be original"
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Agree, she's trying to be different, yet, she's trying to be"fashionable". She should create the new fashion if she wants to be original, not follow the old one.
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RaroaRaroa 8 years ago
Auto-correct is pretty random. Often, when I mistype, it suggests a word that (as far as I know) doesn't even exist, and then the word I want as the 2nd or 3rd choice. Best one I had though was when I typed Weetbix (was doing my shopping list) and it changed it to arsenic. Not even close.
bianca johnson 8 years ago
That b***h Siri's dictionary was clearly was not programmed by a woman.
Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
Why would anyone text anyone else that? It would be far more entertaining to get a message that said "I need tarpons."
Aidan Edwards 8 years ago
No, it's the autocorrect, it's clearly just a mistap but the iPhone won't use the correct word for autocorrect or replacments
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Kori K. Warriner 8 years ago
You're missing the point! It is easy to accidentally hit a tiny button next to the correct tiny button, but not even the iPhone catches or suggests "tampon" as an alternative.
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Emory Colborn 8 years ago
I love the one on the top left. His smug canine grin clearly shows the world he is indeed well aware that he is far more important than all the mere humans doing his bidding.
Ernest Adams 7 years ago
You realize these guys have to keep their uniforms perfect and now they're covered in dog hair, right?
Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
I'm thinking to the poor guys who have to wear absolute clean uniforms, they must have spend a lot of time cleaning them from all the dogs's hair afterwards...
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Daria B 8 years ago
Even so, what's a child doing in that presidential position? I thought you needed to be mature and wise to lead a country...
Manuela Simon 8 years ago
Mom: "You can become everything you want when you are an adult." Child: "I want to become president!" Mom: "um...maybe you should aim higher!"
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More like a teen trying to be edgy and do the opposite of what everyone is telling them and then not understanding why they have problems
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Kassandra Skresvig 8 years ago
if my mom ever says texts that, she always follows up with "not a bad thing" to try and save me the panic
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Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
I'm sure it is, it's evacuating gas from time to time, smelling one btw...
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Kori K. Warriner 8 years ago
Amen, sista! And what about all those men-only clubs that still exist! Boo-hoo-hoo! Just because you can't be the first to enjoy WW's boobs, doesn't mean it is the end of the world!
Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
Wonder Woman was a good movie, but I was confused and distraught by Professor Lupin being Ares. Especially with his 70s porn mustache.
OdangaUsagi 8 years ago
Yet men are required to register for the draft and women are not. Equality is a two-way street.
Master Markus 8 years ago
What country are you in that they have compulsory military registration? Israel?
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Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Actually, the bottom part should say: "Worst part of internet: ...Including the idiots"
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Roxy Eastland 8 years ago
I didn't realise girls are supposed to chose how they spend their time by what makes them attractive to men.
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Benski Trenkins 8 years ago
Men not on the internet? I am afraid that version of my species has gone extinct.
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Kassandra Skresvig 8 years ago
lol, I wasn't allowed to do that when I was a kid XD on the plus side I learned to cook for myself at a young age.
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Mom: You don't have to like it, don't have to eat it. But--you can't criticize it, and you'll have to cook your own alternative.
Brownie emoji 8 years ago
I was very confused until I realized that the mini judges where children.
Master Markus 8 years ago
I hate just eating AROUND kids because of their weird judgements. It's like "I don't like the sound of the food's name, so I won't eat it". "I don't like that the plate is white, so I won't eat the food on it".
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Zenozenobee 8 years ago
I do have kids, and I love them beyond I thought it was possible, yet, I really have no idea why you MUST have kids when you're a woman, and you MUST want to have babies... Plus, i have a friend running 35 that cannot have kids and it's painful for her, because it's definitly not her choice and everyone feel free to point her out that she doesn't have kids. When she tries to avoid discussion people insist "you'll change your mind"... Why the hell poeple think it's O.K. to try to influence someone else motherwood/non-motherwood/wannabe motherwood
Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
i've been telling "you'll see..." all of my life now... i'm turning 38 next month and still i haven't seen
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Maybe you are me from the future. But I hate babies and I'll always hate them. I've got a hard time standing my 5 month-old pup's out bursts of disobedience and they think I would like to have a baby? A screaming ungrateful s**t(I still find myself apologizing to my parents for all the stupid things I did)? No thanks, I'm a free spirit, I'll be fine being an aunt, lets say, but a mother...
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Shana 8 years ago
"You'll change your mind" "You don't know what you're missing" "you'll regret that later" How about you don't try to tell others how to live their life. Not everyone wants or can have kids. Whether someone will or will not have kids, has zero effect on your life.
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Well said!! "Your opinion has zero bearing on my life. Thank you for keeping it to yourself."
Load More Replies... Sardonic Scribe 8 years ago
People in my neighbourhood constantly look at me like I'm defective because I'm 40, single and childless. What they FAIL to know is that I had a beautiful baby girl who tragically died from SIDS at 4 1/2 months old - leading to the breakdown of my marriage - and a full on mental breakdown as well. I am unable to have more children, and now have to live in a neighbourhood full of them. People need to be more sensitive, and not judge a book by it's cover. It is PERFECTLY acceptable not to want kids, but for those who have them & just think that those who don't are kid haters... well, that stings.
Angela Allen Simms 8 years ago
No babies, no regrets, period. I live the life I want and I can seem to find "those people" that I told to kiss my a*s!!
Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
Cont: and I still don't want them how much older do I need to get???
Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
God that used to p**s me off. I've never wanted kids and anytime I would say that SOMEONE would tell me I would when I got older well I'm 32
Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Private topics total strangers feel justified to address: your weight, your pregnancy, your marital status, your parental status.
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Manuela Simon 8 years ago
"Chocolate that makes thin" THAT would have been what the world needs. But no...we had to fly to the moon....
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Right? I love it when people say "I hate to be honest...". Dude. No you don't. It's the internet.....you can just keep scrolling. We'll all survive.
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Kim Lawson 8 years ago
Whenever my fax machine rings at work people ask me what it is and I like to say the past is calling.
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
*checks beeper, finds nearest payphone to call from, gets busy signal, hang up.
Master Markus 8 years ago
How about I read it out loud and record it on a cylinder for you to play on your phonograph?
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Looks like someone needs to get their fax straight! ...I'll see myself out.
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Marzo Florida 8 years ago
If you mean 'over work out' by eating, sleeping, or over contemplating life, then this is my life story :)
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Manuela Simon 8 years ago
Yesterday someone called me "pretty" :-). Well, the whole sentence was "you are pretty annoying", but I concentrate on the positive part...
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Crystal Pruitt 8 years ago
I tried one. All I did was get pissed off that I was coloring outside the lines and that I didn't like some of my color choices!
Skylar 7 years ago
I thought you meant you tried eating one before. I got so confused then as to why your colouring and colour choices would matter. Then I re-read it. I think this comment ended up giving me more of a laugh than the submission it's on.
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Addie Tamsyn-Hunter 8 years ago
"Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
Zori the degu 8 years ago
Oh, it's edible as long as it's paper but it's not yummy(or at least this is what you can learn from school notes combined with angry teachers).
GlassOfWater 8 years ago
If you eat too much paper you have to get a tube up your bum (or so I've been told)
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As an art major this didnt work for me. Instead of colouring i kept correcting the outline.
Aidan Edwards 8 years ago
But what if it's not and Adult Coloring Book, but rather a coloring book that kids shouldn't ever see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Pamela Law 8 years ago
Because he needs "Mother" to remind him that you "Look with your eyes and not with your hands, Mikie".
Janine Randall 8 years ago
Rubio dared him to do it. If Rubio dared him to touch a woman, would he do it?
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OdangaUsagi 8 years ago
return=enter just mac vs. windows keyboard differences
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
*trying to convince the bakery that the cake isn't for a party of One.
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CultOfBambi 8 years ago
More like "David f*****g Cameron got us into this mess - and I'm going to make it worse!", says Theresa May.
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Lisa-Marie Dhondt 8 years ago
Oh I dunno... someone released a book of their selfies...that's pretty darn vain...
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Marzo Florida 8 years ago
If I ever get arrested, it would probably be for kicking one of those xp
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Joni Nelis 8 years ago
I do that to :) It makes me feel safe when I go home at night by bike/walknig and it is a fun thing to do when it is a long walk :)
Andrei Valentino Pijaro 8 years ago
In my case, I press a button on my headset pretend to take a call when in fact just skipping a song
Daria B 8 years ago
She can use the phone to hit them in the heas. Those edges can be painful.
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Cat Meow 8 years ago
Tell that to the men that do go around harassing woman.
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Cather 8 years ago
Sweetie, that's the literal definition of feminism. It isn't the stereotypes about "man haters" that have been imposed on us by men feeling threatened by powerful women. Don't bother trying to debate me. Google is free. Try such obscure searches such as "modern definition of feminism"
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Master Markus 8 years ago
They're selling an uneven number of bowls with one of them having an obligatory "only this food" label? The comment legitimately made me laugh out loud though.
Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
What about those who identify as soup?!?!?! This is offensive to the soup identifiers!!!
lasagna's underrated 8 years ago
What about the toaster gender? I identify as a toaster, and I find this very offensive!
Aidan Edwards 8 years ago
Actually I write that on one of my google accounts
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Leni 8 years ago
Mine brings me back oversized hoodies when he's away for work so I'll stop wearing his... I'm not sure he got the concept of me wearing them because he wears them and then it smells like him
Master Markus 8 years ago
I have heard of this before and I find it slightly creepy. Though liking someone's smell is not unfamiliar to me - I think I'm more uncomfortable with the thought of owning and sharing several hoodies instead of owning a proper coat like a PLEBEIAN!
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Meyer Weinstock 8 years ago
I give extra points if student squeal on each other...keeps them all honest...
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Max Yost 8 years ago
This is untrue. Women in EVERY work make less than men doing the same job. Doctors, lawyers, or whatever. I've done a lot of research on this topic, and what you're saying is just not true.
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Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Starbucks, N American coffee chain, had God awful pastel, sparkly, sickly-sweet drink called Unicorn. This ice cream is mocking that. Nicely
Laura Marusa 8 years ago
Oh! It's icecream. I couldn't figure out what in the world you'd be putting on a salad bar with that name...texture...color blerg
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Laura Dixon 8 years ago
Chuck is gorgeous but shame about the prong collar. There are other methods of maintaining control of your dog without using this outdated tool (and far less cruel methods)...
Courtney Brown 8 years ago
My dog is trained on a prong collar and we were trained as well on the proper technique for using it. Our dog is happier because of it!
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Master Markus 8 years ago
As someone who has used both male and female cartridge razors. Regardless of gender I don't think this is true. Regardless, I suggest the good old-fashioned safety razor. It's caused me much fewer cuts and irritated skin (you need to use a good lather though), they last longer, and the blades are significantly cheaper than cartridges.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Excuse-moi for the messy grammar at the beginning of my comment, but Bored Panda STILL doesn't let us edit comments!
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Cherie 8 years ago
Mine don't have to be pink or expensive. But I had to put duct tape on the handle so my other half wouldn't keep using it on his gnarly beard.
DBGM 8 years ago
Wait... you put duct tape on the handle to *stop* a man from using it??
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Andrei Valentino Pijaro 8 years ago
She's so mean. I made cupcakes with flour, sugars, eggs, etc.
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Sardonic Scribe 8 years ago
Clearly you have no idea the s**t he's doing to Canada. He's all razzle dazzle. Zero substance.
Out of chocolate 8 years ago
I have no idea what actual work he is or isn't doing in canada, but oh boy would I love just a show at this point rather than this sh*tshow.
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Blue Cicada 8 years ago
I hear a tour guide shouting, "Hey, lady! Get out of the reflection pool!"
Vesna Brnić 8 years ago
I'm still dreaming a guy feom high school I never dated. How miserable is that!?!?
darknessIsMyOutfit 8 years ago
Trust me it's a thing I've been wanting the same guy for a decade now almost had my chance then some other woman swept him away it was tough but I got over him
Load More Replies... Andrei Valentino Pijaro 8 years ago
I think I've been that guy several times, and I still be friends with them.
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Kori K. Warriner 8 years ago
I'm 1/16th native american (Iroquois partly and others mixed in) and I support you 100%.
Load More Replies... Marzo Florida 8 years ago
Lol i sorta feel the same way. Im also african american and irish, but people get the hint that im native american from my hair :)
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Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
A gentleman otter always removes his top hat before taking a dip.
Master Markus 8 years ago
He could be a river otter - but then the issue is just WHERE he could lose it.
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Olivia W 8 years ago
calm down. It's a joke. The picture doesn't even have to be of a Kardashian for it to be a joke.
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Andrei Valentino Pijaro 8 years ago
but, how'd you know if both of you are asleep? oh, I see..
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RaroaRaroa 8 years ago
But then I'd just be sad for the other dogs watching on and wondering why that dog is so popular. One of you just take one of the others! :-)
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Saima Nisbet 8 years ago
I have friends of both sex, I have not fancied any of my male friends and I don't think they fancied me either. It's possible to not think about sex even though we are programmed to want to procreate and thus want sex (even for pleasure).
Leni 8 years ago
Yeah guy friends... rarely worked out for me personally, they do usually end up wanting more and they can get pretty damn manipulative about it if they don't get it (guilt tripping etc). And I was never unclear about what I expected or wanted from them and never 'strung them on' or anything of the sorts. It's kinda exhausting. Men, here's a rule of thumb, don't be like that. It's not cool.
Israel Martinez 8 years ago
The "Friendzone" is a myth perpetuated by guys that try way too hard to impress their crush and conclude that there is no possible way that she should not be attracted to him romantically, but still likes his company enough to be friends ...
Cherie 8 years ago
Heheh, if I tried that, my friend T would say, oh hell no, woman! Carry them yourself!
June Pixeld 8 years ago
I have guy friends.the only downside, we cant wear each other's skirts
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
My sister: *Carries around her scissor in her hand* My sister, while doing that: " Dammit, where's my scissor?"
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Pamela Law 8 years ago
Those names....I wanna put a Match to Tinder and burn the house down...
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Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
for better looks. please explain in which way being a shady cheater will make you look better
Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
Fake eyelashes don't make women look better. Neither do fake nails or boobs or extensions or tan.
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Vesna Brnić 8 years ago
God, I saw this one yesterday in right position with different caption. This is so hillarious.
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Johnny Slapstick 8 years ago
You know where there's a lack of diversity... Asian restaurants. Every Chinese, Thai and Korean restaurant I go in does not have a single white, black, hispanic or indian person working in them. They are all Asian. Come on. Other people would love to work at your restaurant.
Skylar 7 years ago
I work in a Chinese Restaurant, I'm white. Most of the employees are white.The main owner is Chinese, the two sub owners (his wife and sister) are Chinese, the other adult is Chinese. But the rest of us employees are white and under 18.
Load More Replies... Meyer Weinstock 8 years ago
It's the halo-effect again: look for people like you (whatever 'like' is) and those are the only ones you'll see. See that people who are not like you, AND are still highly qualified, and the workforce becomes diverse. Seek and ye shall find. Define 'qualified' as people just like you, and the diversity remains lacking. -Rev Dr M, highly qualified, and not in Silicon Valley
djinnjeannie 8 years ago
First you manslpained feminism and now you're suggesting that it's hard to find qualified minorities? You must be a real hit at parties.
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Master Markus 8 years ago
The last ash Wednesday I was SO tempted to go up to every Catholic I saw and say "You've got a little something on your face there..."
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
On Ash wednesday catholic who go to church receive an ash cross on their forehead. She took her photo for her licence with this cross still on her face ;p
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
Knowing how my own DMV photo looks I had to look twice to see the smudge.
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Lisa-Marie Saunders 8 years ago
I'm an F cup & I love to wear pyjamas all day on a Sunday - I certainly don't wear a bra with my PJs!
Load More Replies... Melody Reid 8 years ago
I'm a J. When at home I stay out of my bra armor. My rib cage and shoulders need a rest from the weight. Occasionally I wear a tight fitting exercise top to sleep in, but I usually comfy soft, clothes.
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Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
do you think they know? i have four siamese cats and i often think about it lol
Raluca Ral 8 years ago
They know. I have 3 siamese and all 3 know which is their reflection and which is another one of them. All 3 brothers.
Load More Replies... Emily Pressley 8 years ago
But how would they know what they look like? Or even if they know they look similar....
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Pamela Law 8 years ago
The B-Hive is not understanding of your sexcapades. She will be avenged.
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rakuninaru 8 years ago
exactly!! There are a lot of things I cannot express with words... only emojis
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Master Markus 8 years ago
People who say that are usually going into something with their biases, or they're disregarding that there are more well-known men in comedy than women (though that is changing). When I really looked at it, I noticed that there are some female comedians whom I HATE, but there are also male comedians whom I dislike the same amount, if not more.
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Leni 8 years ago
The ones on the left look pretty gross to me tbh. What's wrong with neatly kept natural nails that don't look like you might stab someone to death?
Saima Nisbet 8 years ago
Similarly, what's wrong with long nails if you like them? They're her nails not yours, get over it.
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CelSlade 8 years ago
How would anyone get any work done with nails like that?! Maybe there are women who can type/take care of kids without stabbing them/use utensils and tools etc. with talons like that, but to me they are the equivalent of a giant bustle or hoop skirt; useless encumbrances designed to ensure women are nothing but helpless decorations.
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Danny Jimenez 8 years ago
Same happened at a Las Vegas Walmart... Then a mass murder happened...
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Lisa Shaw 8 years ago
I once ran into a friend at the mall that I hadn't seen in a couple years. We chatted for a couple minutes she said she'll call me next week-3 years later she called and said" did you forget that when I ran into you at the mall I said I'd call you?" don't want to speak ill of the dead now or anything, but I told this story at her memorial everyone in the place knew exactly what I was talking about!
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Master Markus 8 years ago
I hate when that happens. I've also had dreams early in the morning where I was getting ready for school / work, and then I wake up late.
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RaroaRaroa 8 years ago
Remember how 2016 was all about how many celebs died? Maybe they knew what was coming. ;-)
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Intensive Panda 8 years ago
if you don't know about the relationships of your friends, then they are not your friends?
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Manuela Simon 8 years ago
Better go to the couple, hit the man in the face and say something like "And you said you will love me forever!" - will bring this couple soon into the messy condition
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RaroaRaroa 8 years ago
Or when you're done having children? Just go away now please, you've been nothing but a hassle for the last 10 years.
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Blue Cicada 8 years ago
Know a shift leader, rudely "teases" her coworkers so much, they won't make purchases at their own store if she's around.
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
I suppose it's because they never manage to eat them on time, yet, it's exactly what mystifies me, how?
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CultOfBambi 8 years ago
In banana bread? I'd never considered that before!
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Master Markus 8 years ago
That just makes me think of John Oliver's Dog Supreme Court. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9prhPV2PI)
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Brent Kaufman 8 years ago
That's adorable. Injecting economic philosophy theory into a statement about the sour-puss children that want someone (them) to control other people's business and property (because rich and/or successful people are bad).
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Dana Hill 8 years ago
I tell my high school students "saying it was just a joke does not make your comment any less mean or hurtful." I get to say this at least once a day. It's sad really.
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Misty Cat 4 years ago
It's a thing where bartenders only serve men at bars, so they are idealized? idk
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Me when I accidentally talk about dank maymays and forget that I'm not on the internet.
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phantom buni 5 years ago
I mean okay. No haha or lol? Just sunshine and lollipops and THEY DON’T EXIST.
Misty Cat 4 years ago
God exists in different forms to help us out, for athiests he agrees to not exist. plz lets not get into a religious debate, mk? Ok, gud, heres a kitteh 4 u Screenshot...91d2b8.png 
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Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
my boyfriend: "so this room is vacant eh? you should turn it into a hobby room!" me: "well it is. it's a vacant room"
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
A metaphor of the story about the boy with his finger plugging a leaky dike.
DBGM 8 years ago
I finger plugged a leaky dyke once.... next week is our 14th anniversary...
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Trisha Dragon 8 years ago
Mmmmmm...no. Maybe in the before time, but here and now in the lands ruled by a Walking Orange Butt Nugget "Faux" News pronounced as "Fox News" is a lie that cannot be tolerated.
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
My $2,000 dollar fence raised my confidence 1,000%. Only 27 more years and it's allll mine.
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Mylah Rose 8 years ago
Wow, legitimately never seen the inside of a smart phone! That's some impressive breakage! Not sure how you explain that to insurance...
Trisha Dragon 8 years ago
I laugh at your pain...cuz that's just really f*****g funny with the picture and everything. I'm sorry. May the phone insurance cover your painfully funny loss.
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Trisha Dragon 8 years ago
The egg, laid by a creature that wasn't a chicken who got laid by a creature who also was not a chicken.
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
FFS people, if picking apart the title,or being offended by the contents, or finding a 'man tweet" in a comedy compilation and having the gall to argue about it in the comments is a pitiful example of a First World Problem
Lidee Moril 8 years ago
No one 'wins' the internet. It's a way to communicate, not a competition.
Sebastian Melmoth 8 years ago
As Oscar Wilde once quipped "Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"...I'm fairly certain that anyone using this new phrase is already aware that the Internet cannot be "won". I'm sure most people viewed this article for the levity it offers,and some levity is something the world sorely needs right now.
Load More Replies... Sondre Strøm Linde 8 years ago
Some of these are clever and fun, but a lot are just ignorant, prejudice and sexist. So, if people could just either stop with the sexism by women, or stop being offended by the tiniest thing a man says, that would be great.
Leni 8 years ago
Check the comments under the tweet? It's like the first comment.
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Marios Louvaris 8 years ago
Yeah laugh with this, but if the damn title were 10 times that men won the intermet and its hilarious it would be offensive and sexist right ? No?
Chuck Bartowski 8 years ago
Well Marios, bored panda is a place where users can curate and post their own content. So by all means, collect hilarious tweets by men and post it.
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Chris William Rivas 8 years ago
Maybe the last one and number 3, lets a little bit of sexism occure thru the joke process, insinuating women do things better than man. At first i laughed, and then seeing all the contreverse from the "What do you think's'' chat, i was like ''haha was sexism really occuring and i laughing at it?'' so i started checking all of them again, and to my surprise, the third and last are a bit sexist, in my consideration, not that i care, since i know these two are meant as a joke, but the last one is still funny even without sexism, lol a tampon-form swimming-pool mat with blue ink. The third tweet is a play on word, with subjects: password, strong, wonder(woman) strong, and super(man) less strong...meaning joke about who's better man or woman...i stopped these joke before my teen age, now i'm just drinking my coffee and having a nice morning, i'm not here to vindicate anything for the sake of whatever, i was just sad that no one was being funny in the this comment section xD
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
FFS people, if picking apart the title,or being offended by the contents, or finding a 'man tweet" in a comedy compilation and having the gall to argue about it in the comments is a pitiful example of a First World Problem
Lidee Moril 8 years ago
No one 'wins' the internet. It's a way to communicate, not a competition.
Sebastian Melmoth 8 years ago
As Oscar Wilde once quipped "Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"...I'm fairly certain that anyone using this new phrase is already aware that the Internet cannot be "won". I'm sure most people viewed this article for the levity it offers,and some levity is something the world sorely needs right now.
Load More Replies... Sondre Strøm Linde 8 years ago
Some of these are clever and fun, but a lot are just ignorant, prejudice and sexist. So, if people could just either stop with the sexism by women, or stop being offended by the tiniest thing a man says, that would be great.
Leni 8 years ago
Check the comments under the tweet? It's like the first comment.
Load More Replies... Marios Louvaris 8 years ago
Yeah laugh with this, but if the damn title were 10 times that men won the intermet and its hilarious it would be offensive and sexist right ? No?
Chuck Bartowski 8 years ago
Well Marios, bored panda is a place where users can curate and post their own content. So by all means, collect hilarious tweets by men and post it.
Load More Replies... Chris William Rivas 8 years ago
Maybe the last one and number 3, lets a little bit of sexism occure thru the joke process, insinuating women do things better than man. At first i laughed, and then seeing all the contreverse from the "What do you think's'' chat, i was like ''haha was sexism really occuring and i laughing at it?'' so i started checking all of them again, and to my surprise, the third and last are a bit sexist, in my consideration, not that i care, since i know these two are meant as a joke, but the last one is still funny even without sexism, lol a tampon-form swimming-pool mat with blue ink. The third tweet is a play on word, with subjects: password, strong, wonder(woman) strong, and super(man) less strong...meaning joke about who's better man or woman...i stopped these joke before my teen age, now i'm just drinking my coffee and having a nice morning, i'm not here to vindicate anything for the sake of whatever, i was just sad that no one was being funny in the this comment section xD
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