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We know we're only halfway through 2017, but we couldn't wait until the end of the year before we shared these hilarious tweets with you.

Written by women and compiled by Bored Panda, they're sure to give you something to laugh about, regardless of how bad a day you're having. You don't need to be a woman to find them amusing. All you need is a good sense of humor! Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whom did they ask? A representative sample of 15 guys recently convicted for rape?

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Melody Lanzatella
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliantly clever! You have the makings of a possible "Evil" Genius!! LOL!

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it's interesting how usually the men who complain about women being too emotional for a specific role or task are the one being over-emotional at the very moment of saying so.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is about the right time to have a feeding toddler with you that needs to clean those sticky little hands.

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Wanda Queen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

3) Student who failed presentation because they didn't do the reading, then has wealthy parents call school board to try to get teacher fired.

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Isabel Care
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a black jumper with rainbow coloured sparkley threads that shed all over my friends' border collie. He looked stunning.

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Kori K. Warriner
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously! I once saw an elementary teacher on the show in Atlanta (which isn't expensive) who bought a $400K house. NOT POSSIBLE. Oh, and she didn't have a high budget for renovations, which, of course, brought the value up.

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Wezbie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought they were marshmallows and it made the whole thing even funnier

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Master Markus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HA! Love it. I'm reminded of the George Carlin bit: "If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're pre-school, you're f****d."

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My biggest fear about getting older is that I'm 99% sure I'm no longer fit enough to survive a zombie apocalypse.

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Samijeaan Report

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is discriminating for women who don't wear dresses. As if all women wear dresses! omg this is 2017! So sexist!

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Zenozenobee
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, when you decide to remove an ex from photos, Ryan Reynolds is the minimum you can choose in replacement, I guess.

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Thomas Kolev
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget the small smoothed pebbles that used to be tissues and now fossilized.

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TheRealDratch Report

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even so, what's a child doing in that presidential position? I thought you needed to be mature and wise to lead a country...

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Kassandra Skresvig
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if my mom ever says texts that, she always follows up with "not a bad thing" to try and save me the panic

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Kori K. Warriner
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen, sista! And what about all those men-only clubs that still exist! Boo-hoo-hoo! Just because you can't be the first to enjoy WW's boobs, doesn't mean it is the end of the world!

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Markus McCloud
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, the bottom part should say: "Worst part of internet: ...Including the idiots"

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Aidan Edwards
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not ironic, a message, they don't want more enemies to deal with

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MamaFizzles Report

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Kassandra Skresvig
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol, I wasn't allowed to do that when I was a kid XD on the plus side I learned to cook for myself at a young age.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ocean: "Just step closer. A little bit...(*sends an immense wave*)"

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Zenozenobee
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do have kids, and I love them beyond I thought it was possible, yet, I really have no idea why you MUST have kids when you're a woman, and you MUST want to have babies... Plus, i have a friend running 35 that cannot have kids and it's painful for her, because it's definitly not her choice and everyone feel free to point her out that she doesn't have kids. When she tries to avoid discussion people insist "you'll change your mind"... Why the hell poeple think it's O.K. to try to influence someone else motherwood/non-motherwood/wannabe motherwood

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right? I love it when people say "I hate to be honest...". Dude. No you don't. It's the internet.....you can just keep scrolling. We'll all survive.

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Kim Lawson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever my fax machine rings at work people ask me what it is and I like to say the past is calling.

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Marzo Florida
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you mean 'over work out' by eating, sleeping, or over contemplating life, then this is my life story :)

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Manuela Simon
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yesterday someone called me "pretty" :-). Well, the whole sentence was "you are pretty annoying", but I concentrate on the positive part...

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Crystal Pruitt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tried one. All I did was get pissed off that I was coloring outside the lines and that I didn't like some of my color choices!

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