We know we're only halfway through 2017, but we couldn't wait until the end of the year before we shared these hilarious tweets with you.

Written by women and compiled by Bored Panda, they're sure to give you something to laugh about, regardless of how bad a day you're having. You don't need to be a woman to find them amusing. All you need is a good sense of humor! Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

Woman Tweets Of 2017

Mimiification Report

Maria Lazaridou 1 year ago

Good one!

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#2

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Hans 1 year ago

Whom did they ask? A representative sample of 15 guys recently convicted for rape?

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#3

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Eden_Eats Report

Brazilian911 1 year ago

Ok now that is awesome, though some might argue (I'm neutral)

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#4

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kerbiegibbs Report

James John Ferris 1 year ago

From the look in the dogs eye he knows it too

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#5

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paigealban23 Report

darknessIsMyOutfit 1 year ago

Your dad's adorable by the way. Typical dad humor at its finest.

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#6

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BraPalvin19 Report

Brazilian911 1 year ago

The literal opposite to the saying "The lights are on but nobody's home." "The lights are off but somebody's home."

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#7

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sarbeaaaar Report

Macileinu 1 year ago

OMG I just can't stop laughing

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#8

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Flora__Flora Report

Stille20 1 year ago

.... not unlike humans. We wear cow but not dog.

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#9

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imteddybless Report

Sghimbe 1 year ago

STORY. OF. MY. LIFE.

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#10

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JillianDavid13 Report

Vanessa 1 year ago

Can you do horse riding with this? ^^

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#11

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FriendOFGay Report

Cat Meow 1 year ago

I like your sister

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#12

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LeoBlakeCarter Report

Quant 1 year ago

I thought they were supposed to be tweets by women...

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#13

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eleanorclrke Report

Melody Lanzatella 1 year ago

Brilliantly clever! You have the makings of a possible "Evil" Genius!! LOL!

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#14

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JillFilipovic Report

Daria B 1 year ago

And it's interesting how usually the men who complain about women being too emotional for a specific role or task are the one being over-emotional at the very moment of saying so.

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sophsa Report

Leni 1 year ago

Dude had no sense of humor, that was funny :')

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#16

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

darknessIsMyOutfit 1 year ago

It almost sounds like it could be true

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#17

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evepeyser Report

Adriana E. Henricy 1 year ago

also men: "but without a condom is better!!!!!"

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#18

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mollycoldridge Report

Brazilian911 1 year ago

did not see this "cuming." ba dom tsh

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#19

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shmarsen Report

Hans 1 year ago

Sounds like the perfect discussion.

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#20

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sixfootcandy Report

logical fallacy 1 year ago

Don't forget underfed.

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#21

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Leni 1 year ago

Yeah ... yeah I missed out on that briefing too.

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#22

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anisasx Report

Olivia W 1 year ago

Haha I do that except the arguments were like 3 years ago

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#23

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poorhunny Report

#24

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aparnapkin Report

Melody Lanzatella 1 year ago

#truth

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#25

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DrStaceyPatton Report

Hans 1 year ago

This is about the right time to have a feeding toddler with you that needs to clean those sticky little hands.

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#26

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sadgirlkms Report

Steven Rundle 1 year ago

Dark Lunch! yes!

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#27

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annetdonahue Report

Wanda Queen 1 year ago

3) Student who failed presentation because they didn't do the reading, then has wealthy parents call school board to try to get teacher fired.

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#28

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SCbchbum Report

PandaPow 1 year ago

PREGANANANT?! It's a reference

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#29

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gotzerochill Report

Marzo Florida 1 year ago

Too accurate! This is my favorite so far😆

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#30

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Railynnnn Report

GlassOfWater 1 year ago

Roald Dahl reference? ('The Witches')

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#31

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lisaxy424 Report

Isabel Care 1 year ago

Had a black jumper with rainbow coloured sparkley threads that shed all over my friends' border collie. He looked stunning.

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#32

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alivingiano Report

Cat Meow 1 year ago

Especially when they're still warm and chewy

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#33

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figgled Report

darknessIsMyOutfit 1 year ago

Adulting is hard sometimes.

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#34

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SCbchbum Report

Shiva Dheva 1 year ago

You stole my mum? 😭

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#35

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ValeeGrrl Report

Kori K. Warriner 1 year ago

Seriously! I once saw an elementary teacher on the show in Atlanta (which isn't expensive) who bought a $400K house. NOT POSSIBLE. Oh, and she didn't have a high budget for renovations, which, of course, brought the value up.

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#36

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JMH93 Report

Sondre Strøm Linde 1 year ago

What kind of boys thinks this? And uhm boys? Like schoolboys? What?

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#37

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annabroges Report

Wezbie 1 year ago

I thought they were marshmallows and it made the whole thing even funnier

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#38

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Master Markus 1 year ago

HA! Love it. I'm reminded of the George Carlin bit: "If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're pre-school, you're fucked."

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#39

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heymichellelee Report

Nicola Morley 1 year ago

The guy missing on the end of the line up is your my space account?

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#40

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tillygirl3 Report

GlassOfWater 1 year ago

Lmfao I'm dying

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#41

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1followernodad Report

Olivia W 1 year ago

Pretty much

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#42

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sarahevekelly Report

Aine 1 year ago

YAS.

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#43

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GashleyMadison Report

Wanda Queen 1 year ago

My biggest fear about getting older is that I'm 99% sure I'm no longer fit enough to survive a zombie apocalypse.

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#44

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Samijeaan Report

Connie Martin 1 year ago

You are a good friend. And your mom is a good mom and friend.

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#45

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brokeymcpoverty Report

Vesna Brnić 1 year ago

It's all muscles. :)

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#46

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Jellybeansdoe_ Report

Chubby Unicorn 1 year ago

Not all straight men. Just stupid homophobes.

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#47

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ElleOhHell Report

Eri Yoshida 1 year ago

Well deserved, honestly.

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#48

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AnnaKendrick47 Report

Olivia W 1 year ago

Aaand that's why I wear pads haha. Not taking my chances.

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#49

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elle91 Report

#50

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JennyPentland Report

Ona 1 year ago

Lol that's a line from Talladega Nights

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#51

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elle91 Report

Marzo Florida 1 year ago

Give me both!

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#52

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priya_ebooks Report

Intensive Panda 1 year ago

for dark lord of doom and destroyer of worlds

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#53

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danicarrington Report

Captain Planet 1 year ago

I think this is discriminating for women who don't wear dresses. As if all women wear dresses! omg this is 2017! So sexist!

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#54

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gabidunn99 Report

Zenozenobee 1 year ago

Well, when you decide to remove an ex from photos, Ryan Reynolds is the minimum you can choose in replacement, I guess.

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#55

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MollyMcGlew Report

Holly Hofmann 1 year ago

Who wore it better?

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#56

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LizHackett Report

Thomas Kolev 1 year ago

Don't forget the small smoothed pebbles that used to be tissues and now fossilized.

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#57

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ValeeGrrl Report

#58

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GirlPosts Report

MysticalMan 1 year ago

But maybe not end up the same way as the sandwich?

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#59

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AnniemuMary Report

Usernameofgag 1 year ago

So true... Washi tape is very expensive here..

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#60

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Ms_ZamaNdlovu Report

Thomas Kolev 1 year ago

I have so many questions right now.

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#61

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FriendOFGay Report

darknessIsMyOutfit 1 year ago

Glitch in the matrix

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#62

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morgan_murphy Report

Leni 1 year ago

Well it's an iPhone I mean duh

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#63

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rachelPLZdotcom Report

Naima Ivansdóttir 1 year ago

YOU BET

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#64

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youngvulgarian Report

Aidan Edwards 1 year ago

Wait... there's not? Now I'm disappointed...

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#65

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GloriaFallon123 Report

Intensive Panda 1 year ago

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then it would be "eat right XOR exercise" to be formally correct

#66

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TheRealDratch Report

Daria B 1 year ago

Even so, what's a child doing in that presidential position? I thought you needed to be mature and wise to lead a country...

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#67

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GilkeAsCharged Report

g90814 1 year ago

oooh he got all silver foxy!

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#68

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AllisonRaskin Report

Kassandra Skresvig 1 year ago

if my mom ever says texts that, she always follows up with "not a bad thing" to try and save me the panic

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#69

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_harleycampbell Report

Captain Planet 1 year ago

It IS ravioli lol.

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#70

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KimmyMonte Report

MysticalMan 1 year ago

A gas filled one?

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#71

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meganamram Report

Kori K. Warriner 1 year ago

Amen, sista! And what about all those men-only clubs that still exist! Boo-hoo-hoo! Just because you can't be the first to enjoy WW's boobs, doesn't mean it is the end of the world!

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#72

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aparnapkin Report

Markus McCloud 1 year ago

Actually, the bottom part should say: "Worst part of internet: ...Including the idiots"

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#73

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FullFrontalSamB Report

Cherie 1 year ago

LOL Dam, Sam!

#74

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SleepyAlex_ Report

Addie Tamsyn-Hunter 1 year ago

My e-Reader is capable of this...

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#75

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ughsarahd Report

Naima Ivansdóttir 1 year ago

he's not going to believe

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#76

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Angibangie Report

Aidan Edwards 1 year ago

Not ironic, a message, they don't want more enemies to deal with

#77

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malloryomeara Report

Wyndmere 1 year ago

Touche'

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#78

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MamaFizzles Report

Kassandra Skresvig 1 year ago

lol, I wasn't allowed to do that when I was a kid XD on the plus side I learned to cook for myself at a young age.

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#79

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bourgeoisalien Report

MRaina 1 year ago

he truly believes that you are the one

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#80

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KimmyMonte Report

Hans 1 year ago

Ocean: "Just step closer. A little bit...(*sends an immense wave*)"

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