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It's that time when everyone's putting together their rankings, compilations, and wrappeds to summarize the year. So we decided to create something as well. And since we're always browsing the parenting side of Twitter/X, the choice was obvious.
Here, you will find the best takes moms and dads shared on the platform in 2025. From relatable confessions on burnout to funny exchanges with the little ones—we've got it all. The perfect representation of what it's like to raise kids.
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Manic Mama 1 day ago
I wonder how far a hit man would travel? Asking for a friend. A friend, who lives just near Brisbane ...
#3
Mrs Irish Mom 18 hours ago
Baby had to dumb it down for mammy and I bet there was an eyeroll aswel
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Crystalwitch60 2 hours ago
100feet tall , weights 13 lbs dam that kids got some wicked fun imagination bleeds him and the lovely teacher as wrote it for him , AS TEACHERS DO to the one below being little miss this ain’t from no kid c**p , course it’s not der ! 4 yr olds can’t write , ✍️ y kids teacher wrote stuff like this for them , some people are ok you just can’t fix stupid can you 🙄
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Betty Spaghetti 19 hours ago
Should we just say “end the call” now that it’s all touchscreens?
#31
Peter Bear 19 hours ago
Any word is a swear word if you say it with the proper amount of invective. Learned that in several years of working for both major Florida theme parks (Mouse and also Not-Mouse).
#37
Doodles1983 1 day ago
I managed to explain nose blowing early on with my nephews. Taught them to blow raspberries with lips. Then taught them to keep mouths closed and to try and blow raspberries out of their nose. It worked :)
#41
Lee Gilliland 20 hours ago
We once found a couple of kids hiding from teacher in a German museum. She looked around, counted, looked around, counted, saw me holding up two fingers and pointing down, said "Max and Carl come down here NOW" and Max and Carl came. They probably still have no idea how she knew.
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SouthernGal 12 hours ago
Two neighbors gave their kids really fast remote control cars. The kids are a bit too daring and sometimes dart the cars out across the path of an approaching car on a public road. I should start a betting pool based how many days it takes for each of the toy cars to become road k**l.
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Child of the Stars 11 hours ago
My niece is currently potty training. Every time she does her business in the toilet, she doesn't just announce it to the house, she seeks out each and every person in the house individually to tell them.
#45
The Short Lady 17 hours ago
I tell them it's the only way to get an intelligent conversation around here.
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James016 1 day ago
We were at my parent's house for Christmas with my sister and her family and my SIL. At some point after eating someone said that the lunch was lovely. My son piped up with "Lovely? I'll give you lovely." then let rip a very loud fart. He was cackling like a manic as he left the room. My son's spirit guide is Mr Rude from the Mr Men Show.
Drema Dixon 20 hours ago (edited)
The other day my 11 year old referred to my s****y birth mom as my 'spawn point' and I laughed so much. That is what she will be called from now on 🤣
Serena Myers 1 day ago
Mostly made-up BS, but never mind, if X users find them entertaining, I am not arguing.
James016 1 day ago
We were at my parent's house for Christmas with my sister and her family and my SIL. At some point after eating someone said that the lunch was lovely. My son piped up with "Lovely? I'll give you lovely." then let rip a very loud fart. He was cackling like a manic as he left the room. My son's spirit guide is Mr Rude from the Mr Men Show.
Drema Dixon 20 hours ago (edited)
The other day my 11 year old referred to my s****y birth mom as my 'spawn point' and I laughed so much. That is what she will be called from now on 🤣
Serena Myers 1 day ago
Mostly made-up BS, but never mind, if X users find them entertaining, I am not arguing.
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