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It's that time when everyone's putting together their rankings, compilations, and wrappeds to summarize the year. So we decided to create something as well. And since we're always browsing the parenting side of Twitter/X, the choice was obvious.
Here, you will find the best takes moms and dads shared on the platform in 2025. From relatable confessions on burnout to funny exchanges with the little ones—we've got it all. The perfect representation of what it's like to raise kids.
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Manic Mama 22 hours ago
I wonder how far a hit man would travel? Asking for a friend. A friend, who lives just near Brisbane ...
April Pickett 4 hours ago
Were you learning a musical instrument when you were a kid? This is payback.
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Mrs Irish Mom 4 hours ago
Baby had to dumb it down for mammy and I bet there was an eyeroll aswel
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Mrs Irish Mom 4 hours ago (edited)
I usually just put small bits of moisturiser in them and bring them to hotel or staying with family and if I forget the jar I still have my very dear cream at home so no big loss
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Kitty 🥀 9 hours ago
The teacher filled it in for them. That’s how they do it until the kid can write. 🙄
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Deeelite 11 hours ago
Some department stores don't have public bathrooms bc insurance won't cover it - it's not the cashier or store being a jerk. Source: worked at Family Dollar for 3 yrs in the 90s
Peter Bear 5 hours ago
Doesn't matter, the same question (and the answers) still apply.
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SchadenFreudian Psychology 15 minutes ago
People do eat goat meat, though.
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Billo66 17 hours ago
I got a blue ribbon for my 7'th grade science project. I demonstrated how to manufacture anhydrous ammonia with ingredients from my chemistry set bought at sears. It was one of the experiments in the book. 1978'ish lol, Can you imagine.
Kit Black 1 hour ago
My great grandfather found me a 50's version at a yard sale, and I was absolutely infuriated when my father removed the ingredients that were no longer legal 😅
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Betty Spaghetti 5 hours ago
You can’t accidentally aim lava in the wrong direction, though
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Peter Bear 5 hours ago
Any word is a swear word if you say it with the proper amount of invective. Learned that in several years of working for both major Florida theme parks (Mouse and also Not-Mouse).
Kit Black 1 hour ago
I got written up at a sleepaway camp for saying ~Pop-tarts~ when a kid accidentally slammed the door on my finger... I'm like seriously??? When did that become a cuss word??? Director looked me dead in the eyes and says ~it's not what you said.It's the way you said it~
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Mark Childers 24 minutes ago
I, too, love those silly squirrels. But I'm a sucker for any animal. I was nearly drowned over the weekend by a friend's dog who really liked me and couldn't stop licking my face. She was a young, energetic Australian shepherd.
Huddo's sister 18 hours ago
Last time I took kids to the zoo they answered, the bin chickens (Ibis)
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Doodles1983 1 day ago
I managed to explain nose blowing early on with my nephews. Taught them to blow raspberries with lips. Then taught them to keep mouths closed and to try and blow raspberries out of their nose. It worked :)
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 1 hour ago
Typically school gyms don't have the same workout equipment as a regular gym- at least, not available to students outside of sports, in my experience.
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Lee Gilliland 6 hours ago
We once found a couple of kids hiding from teacher in a German museum. She looked around, counted, looked around, counted, saw me holding up two fingers and pointing down, said "Max and Carl come down here NOW" and Max and Carl came. They probably still have no idea how she knew.
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The Short Lady 3 hours ago
I tell them it's the only way to get an intelligent conversation around here.
Mrs Irish Mom 4 hours ago
My teenager and husband asks me all the time why im talking to myself, im talking to them, they just don't listen and now they think km loosing it
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James016 19 hours ago
We were at my parent's house for Christmas with my sister and her family and my SIL. At some point after eating someone said that the lunch was lovely. My son piped up with "Lovely? I'll give you lovely." then let rip a very loud fart. He was cackling like a manic as he left the room. My son's spirit guide is Mr Rude from the Mr Men Show.
Drema Dixon 6 hours ago (edited)
The other day my 11 year old referred to my s****y birth mom as my 'spawn point' and I laughed so much. That is what she will be called from now on 🤣
Serena Myers 10 hours ago
Mostly made-up BS, but never mind, if X users find them entertaining, I am not arguing.
James016 19 hours ago
We were at my parent's house for Christmas with my sister and her family and my SIL. At some point after eating someone said that the lunch was lovely. My son piped up with "Lovely? I'll give you lovely." then let rip a very loud fart. He was cackling like a manic as he left the room. My son's spirit guide is Mr Rude from the Mr Men Show.
Drema Dixon 6 hours ago (edited)
The other day my 11 year old referred to my s****y birth mom as my 'spawn point' and I laughed so much. That is what she will be called from now on 🤣
Serena Myers 10 hours ago
Mostly made-up BS, but never mind, if X users find them entertaining, I am not arguing.
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