30 Times People Tried To Be Inspirational On LinkedIn And The Internet Dragged Them For It
LinkedIn is a strange place. No other site has seen such a rapid transformation from professional networking platform to social media page full of users exaggerating (or straight up lying) about personal experiences for clout. The site has become overrun with hustle-obsessed, “motivational” LinkedIn-fluencers, but lucky for us, there are plenty of people lurking who are ready to roast them for their content too.
We’ve taken a trip to the Best Of LinkedIn Instagram account and gathered some of their funniest screenshots “highlighting the heroes and influencers brave enough to share their stories to inspire others.” Enjoy scrolling through this list that might give you secondhand embarrassment, and be sure to upvote the pics you find particularly cringey!
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Things You Absolutely Love To See
An Actual, "At The End Everyone Clapped" In The Wild!
The Worst Photoshop Job Ever
The Best Of LinkedIn Instagram account has been sharing hilarious posts from the networking site since 2018, and it has amassed over 41k followers by doing so. But this isn’t the only platform Best Of LinkedIn has succeeded on. As any LinkedInfluencer would tell you, it’s important to have a diverse portfolio, so the creator, JR Hickey, also runs a popular X account with over 40k followers.
We’re such big fans of JR’s work here at Bored Panda that this is the third time we've featured his accounts. And lucky for us, we’ve been able to get in touch with him in the past to hear more about the background of Best Of LinkedIn.
Nothing Because This Exchange Would Never And Did Never Happen
Have Some Self Respect
Possibly those jobs are doing society a favour, by keeping some relatively high-functioning sociopaths off the streets for long stretches of time.
Happy Birthday Jeff!
"Back in 2018, I was an Account Executive for a SaaS company in San Francisco,” JR previously shared. “I had a boss who was a dinosaur—his idea of a good follow-up to a meeting was mailing laminated copies of the deck we presented to the prospect after the fact. The phrase, 'Stop by Kinko's' was uttered a few times in my short tenure there (Kinko's was dropped by FedEx in 2008, ten years prior)."
The creator went on to share that a significant part of his job at the time was cold calling through LinkedIn. "I was already dissatisfied with my role, my career, and the company, so spending a few hours a day on LinkedIn just about pushed me over the edge," he noted.
This Account Has Helped Me Change Careers
this didn't happen so much it made other things that did actually happen not happen any more
You’re An Evil Stepmother
Ah... the obligatory spelling mistakes to show it was written by a toddler
Is This The End Of The #girlboss?
"I began seeing the first inklings of these so-called 'LinkedInfluencers' and started screenshotting their posts and sharing them on my personal Twitter account,” JR continued. “Once those gained traction, I decided to create a dedicated [X] account for it, and thus, @BestOfLinkedin was born."
Courage Is Changing Out Of Your P*ss Soaked Pants
Thank You Emily
He Was Just Looking For A New Mother
As far as what JR thinks of the culture on LinkedIn, he previously told Bored Panda that he wouldn’t necessarily call it “toxic,” but “downright demented” might be more accurate. “It's just a giant back-patting circle/echo chamber where people aren't even telling a version of the truth anymore," he shared.
Imagine Being So Forgettable That All Anyone Remembers About You Is Your Stupid Socks
All because of the power of socks. I wish I known this secret 50 years ago.
Welcome To The First Ever Edition Of #madeuphomelesspersonmonday
“Sing along with the common people Sing along and it might just get you through Laugh along with the common people Laugh along, even though they're, they're laughing at you And the stupid things that you do Because you think that poor is cool”
Yep Same Thing
According to JR, LinkedIn is full of “unoriginal sellouts who regurgitate corporate buzzwords and stories of incredible business acumen in an effort to game the algorithm and try to hide the fact that there isn't a single thing that's interesting about them.”
“And nobody will call them out, for fear of losing their job or it blowing back on them professionally,” he added. “The entire platform lacks accountability, which is insane because its intention initially was to be just that.”
Thank God Jake Is Back In Our Lives
“Is This Why Mom Left?”
"Punch Me Directly In The Face!"
But JR doesn’t hate everything about LinkedIn. He noted that it can be a “terrific place to read business news, as well as to find jobs, recruit talent, and network with people in your industry.”
"It's a valuable business development tool, but sadly it's been watered down by these self-proclaimed 'LinkedInfluencers' and their BS success stories,” the creator previously told Bored Panda. “LinkedIn could improve the user experience drastically by focusing on moderating these posts and suppressing them when they don't offer anything valuable.”
And That Something Is That This Story Is A Load Of Sh*t
"So keep your tooth, you ungrateful runt". I think there is something in that for all of us to chew on.
I Don’t Think It’s The Algorithm Joe
You’re Delusional If You Think People Will Worry About You Tobi
"If the only reason you're posting on LinkedIn is to show off a picture of yourself with a story about how you were called 'too pretty' to be in business, then your post will be taken down,” JR continued. “If you aren't sharing anything educational or valuable, and instead are attributing incredible management advice from your FIVE YEAR OLD, your account will be banned. Sadly, I wish this was an easy fix, but LinkedIn has replicated every other social media platform and become another runaway train of trash.”
He Looks So Frightened And Alone
Folks - This Is Not A Parable For The Year 2023 In Sales/Marketing/Saas
“I’m Important!” He Screamed Into His Tear Streaked Pillow
JR also shared that LinkedInfluencers don’t usually take kindly to being featured on his accounts. “When you create anything for the Internet, there's going to be 50% or more people who hate it. So you have to know that criticism comes with the territory. But when a LinkedInfluencer sees me poke fun at them for @BestofLinkedin? Oftentimes they don't know what to do with themselves,” the creator says.
“Usually, they'll try to doxx me or get me fired. Good luck, I'm a freelance Creative Director and don't have a boss. I get paid to write things for social media and more. So yeah, I'm doing exactly what I'm supposed to,” JR explained. “If you don't like what's being said about you on the Internet, the proper response isn't to take your ball and run home. Or worse, take your ball and run and tell your parents."
This Is The Face Of The Man Who's Been Submitted To Bestoflinkedin The Most In The Past 24 Hours
what weird way of saying my stupid business decision led to me having to lay off some of my staff
Genuinely Truly The Worst Advice Ever
Let Me Try To "Be Nice" - You're Full Of Sh*t Natalia
A LOT unrelated, but f**k Starbucks and f**k this pretentious b***h who brags about how kind and sweet and gracious and polite she is every single day, huh? So wonderful that after she spends a ton of money at this unnecessary place that they gift her with some free egg bites? AAARRRGGGHHH!!!! I've read too many LinkIn posts now and I'm falling off the Cliffs of Insanity!!!
Load More Replies...Last week I went to use my card to travel on a bus. The driver said 'No, this one's on me". I asked why, and she beat around the bush a bit, but eventually she said it's because I'm always polite to her, and she thinks that I'm a good person. She has seen me helping other passengers, especially the elderly, onto buses. I found someone's wallet last year and passed it on to her. Until I read the story above, I'd never really thought how much trying to be a good person, is noticed by others. That my politeness can lift someone else's day. That basically being nice, can have a postive effect. I'm pleased I found a forum to share this with others. Kindness really does matter. However, I still wont be letting people on my bus for free.
As a former Sbux employee.... we don't care enough to give you free sh!t
They must be in a really ratty place in town where she's the only polite person they get.
This person should add fiction writing to their job list. Oh and..... most people who visit coffee shops and eateries are polite always.
Same thing happens to everyone. That's what you collect points for.
yes, because adding true story at the end definitely makes it believable
Are you feeling inspired to hop on LinkedIn and share some of your own motivational content, pandas? Feel free to do so if you feel the calling, just be sure to send us the links so we can laugh at– I mean, enjoy your posts too. Keep upvoting the pics you can’t possibly take seriously, and if you’re looking for even more cringey content from LinkedIn, check out this Bored Panda article next!
Sounds Awesome
Domestic Violence: A Joking Matter
God Gives The Toughest Battles To His Strongest Soldiers
Sister’s Dying…better Post This Picture Of Myself On Linkedin
Look We All Get Hangry Sometimes
I want everyone to know that ignoring my hunger for several hours to respond to my wife who was pregnant and in crisis was the sole reason my son is alive. I, ignorer of tummy rumbles, actually put my wife and child before my stomach for several HOURS! KNEEL DOWN AND WORSHIP ME FOR MY UNHEARD OF SACRIFICE!
A Perfectly Reasonable Way To Parent!
Is this a specifically American thing? It makes no sense to me whatsoever. I teach mine the New Zealand way. Let them duke it out! You need to know which one could be a threat in the future.
Oh My God
I Can't Do This Anymore
What in Sam Hill does the last two paragraphs have to do with paruresis?
Someone Call Child Protective Services
AirPods In A Meeting ✅ Self Published Book On Table ✅ Biggest Douchebag On Linkedin ✅
A Grown Man Did This
Clinical child psychologist here. NO 4-year-old writes like this. Sorry.
Your 4 Year Old Should Have Drowned You In The Tub Instead Matt
Thanks Dr. Richard
Guess Who's Back? (Back Again)
C'mon Vick, My Girl's On Here
Just Pure Insanity
What's with people posting their crying photos on social media? I once saw the mirror while crying and boy I look ugly. Avoided mirror while crying from that day. And didn't cry in front of anyone after that.
Our Wife Is Cheating On You
My guess is that she already did the vast majority (if not all) of the diaper changes, since he was on LinkedIn all the time.
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
A four year old doesn't really make a sacrifice. They live with what is dealt to them at that age.
Sounds Like He'll Be Selling Pills Soon
Why wouldn't the other kids just buy them from a shop for half the price?
Your Parties Sound Like They Suck, Pramod
Killer parties. Network with people that write code or write checks. This guy has got to be a true wanker.
Pretty High Bar You Set
You're a co-founder of a business, and you've only just worked this out. Also. You, could grab a couple of kids off the street. They'll be every bit as good with a bit of polishing up.
In Honor Of #nba Basketball Being Back, Here's A Linkedin Employee Comparing Himself To Kobe Bryant
What An Absolute Loser
Imagine Walking Into Someone’s House And Seeing This Sign
So This *didn’t Happen This Morning
Why are these movers and shakers going to Starbucks? I'd expect them to be buying expensive coffee, rather than mass produced stuff.
Thought About It: You’re A Loser
Strange How So Many Women Who Are Accused Of Being "Too Pretty" Just Have To Include A Photo Of Themself
P.S. Here is a picture of my chest and I don't understand why everyone talks about my chest all the time!
Presented Without Comment
You’re Not Going To Believe Who Justin Compared Himself To
I must remember that cool joke for the next time I'm at a drive through. Better remember to put my window up, though. I wouldn't want to wear my order.
"I Love Being Your (Made Up) Son!"
Can't Wait To Listen
Um. The 'betas' comment cements that he's thinks he's an alpha, which is fake science.
This Is Why We Must #vote!
Hopefully Somebody Robs You After This Post
"But Don't Forget About Me!"
Because that is what Leonardo DaVinci had in mind when he painted this.
9 Days Apart
What A Diverse Work History!
Good Morning To Everyone Except Andrew
i agree with that last one. however, I probably wouldn't want to spend more than five minutes in a room with someone who posts stuff like this on LinkedIn
She Must Be So Happy Stuart
"Quick Go Put On This Costume I Bought You For Fake Internet Points"
Go Home
But Not Before Posting To One Of The Worst Networks For Your Mental Health!
This doesn't belong here. Taking mental health days when needed is a good thing and needs to be normalized.
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I started with Linkedin when it first came out. Then, it was for professionals to talk, meet, network and pass on helpful information. About 10 years ago, people started asking to be added to my network and then started to try and sell me stuff. That is when I said enough.
LinkedIn is just people petting themselves on their backs, trying to stay relevant, and if they could, they'd probably suck their own d1ck instead of having someone else on the site do it.
Load More Replies...LinkedIn really is peak wank, isn't it? It's all people trying to build a business influencer profile and recruiters wanting acces to your contacts. Mind you, after their second major data breach, presumably everyone now hasn't my contacts.
I did for a long time because "it's the place to get clients". No it isn't, it only stressed me out because I couldn't think of decent stuff to post (that's why there's soooooo much bullshite there) and I felt immense satisfaction when I deleted my account!
Load More Replies...I made it through the first 10 before the secondhand embarrassment became intolerable. LinkedIn is like public masturbation, isn't it?
What is even the point of these LinkedIn posts? Why would anyone use LinkedIn? Do people actually find jobs through LinkedIn, or is it just this nonsense? Why not just email colleagues?
Other than the BP comments, where is the "dragging" in this article?
The last straw for me was when a company contacted me to interview for an opening, I showed up early, but the hiring manager left me sitting in their lobby for nearly 30 minutes after the scheduled interview time & then never bothered to contact me afterward. Deleted my account after that.
I started with Linkedin when it first came out. Then, it was for professionals to talk, meet, network and pass on helpful information. About 10 years ago, people started asking to be added to my network and then started to try and sell me stuff. That is when I said enough.
LinkedIn is just people petting themselves on their backs, trying to stay relevant, and if they could, they'd probably suck their own d1ck instead of having someone else on the site do it.
Load More Replies...LinkedIn really is peak wank, isn't it? It's all people trying to build a business influencer profile and recruiters wanting acces to your contacts. Mind you, after their second major data breach, presumably everyone now hasn't my contacts.
I did for a long time because "it's the place to get clients". No it isn't, it only stressed me out because I couldn't think of decent stuff to post (that's why there's soooooo much bullshite there) and I felt immense satisfaction when I deleted my account!
Load More Replies...I made it through the first 10 before the secondhand embarrassment became intolerable. LinkedIn is like public masturbation, isn't it?
What is even the point of these LinkedIn posts? Why would anyone use LinkedIn? Do people actually find jobs through LinkedIn, or is it just this nonsense? Why not just email colleagues?
Other than the BP comments, where is the "dragging" in this article?
The last straw for me was when a company contacted me to interview for an opening, I showed up early, but the hiring manager left me sitting in their lobby for nearly 30 minutes after the scheduled interview time & then never bothered to contact me afterward. Deleted my account after that.