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Article created by: Saulė Tolstych

Have you noticed that in recent years, nicknames for sports personalities have practically disappeared into oblivion? It's enough to go back one or two decades - and what masterpieces of wit have we seen on the court or the turf? Megatron, The Big Ticket, White Chocolate, let alone Beast Mode or Black Mamba!

Nicknames are not only disappearing from sports - they are gradually disappearing from our everyday life, from our language, making us poorer. Of course, the first name and last name are wonderful, but there are a dime a dozen of conditional John Smiths around the world, and a nickname aptly reflects some of our unique qualities or an event that once happened to us.

A nickname can be incredibly funny or cynical, ridiculous or cruel - it can replace our name, or we can try our best to get rid of it. But anyway, this is what reflects our essence, or some of its sides, whether it is light or dark.

A few days ago, there was a thread on Twitter where user @NoContextBrits asked one simple question: "What's the best nickname you've ever heard?" The thread almost instantly went viral, having collected not only around 13K likes and almost 1.5K replies, but also a real treasure trove of human wit and cynicism.

Bored Panda has put together a selection of the wittiest, most unexpected, and simply the most popular tweets from the original thread for you, so now feel free to scroll to the very end of this list, mark the best submissions and if you've heard a funny or incredibly well-aimed nickname as well, please be sure to write about it in the comments.

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Tweet about a funny and witty nickname for a teacher named Brian, called Bran due to a glass eye.

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    Tweet sharing a witty and funny nickname Shetland Tony for a coworker named Antony, from a popular Twitter thread.

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    Tweet showing a witty nickname "Dyson" related to a bowel operation, part of funniest and wittiest nicknames thread.

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    Twitter screenshot showing a witty nickname "Wayne Bruce - Man Bat" from a thread about funny nicknames.

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    Tweet showing a witty nickname Hip Hip given to a man named Hugh Rae, part of funny nicknames from a Twitter thread.

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    Tweet about Arber Xhekaj, a hockey player with the funny and witty nickname wifi from a popular Twitter thread.

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    Tweet showing a witty nickname story about being called Ringo among Beatles-themed nicknames.

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    Tweet by Stephen Peewee Williams sharing a witty nickname Sundial from a funny nicknames Twitter thread.

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    Screenshot of a Twitter post sharing one of the funniest and wittiest nicknames people ever had, Sequel.

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    Tweet showing a funny and witty nickname Spiderman given to a teacher who lost two middle fingers in an accident.

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    Tweet showing a witty nickname Laptop for a small police officer, part of funniest and wittiest nicknames thread.

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    Tweet showing a funny and witty nickname called the Olympic torch for a friend who never went out.

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    Twitter post showing a rugby player with the witty nickname Fatrick Swayze, highlighting funny and witty nicknames.

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    Tweet showing a witty nickname story from a Twitter thread about the funniest and wittiest nicknames people ever had.

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    Tweet sharing a witty work nickname Chaps, related to desk location and morning greetings in a thread about funny nicknames.

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    Twitter post showing a witty nickname Con Kearney aka Chilli as an example of funny and witty nicknames.

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    Tweet showing a witty nickname Snackbox, shared in a thread about the funniest and wittiest nicknames people ever had.

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    Screenshot of a witty Twitter reply sharing a funny nickname from the 80s related to New Romantic bands.

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    Tweet showing a funny and witty nickname Dulux for a man who wore two coats when it was cold in a Twitter thread.

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    Tweet about a funny and witty nickname Turkish Slipper for a bass player who was always late to gigs.

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    Twitter post showing a funny and witty nickname shared by a user about a woman called Kit Kat for having no thumb.

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    Tweet about one of the funniest and wittiest nicknames involving Justin Whales called Wrexham, from a Twitter thread.

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