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I hope the panda in our website's name and logo doesn't make you think it's the only animal we approve of. I mean, we even feature the peculiar creatures scientists find 16,000 feet deep in the ocean.
This time, we want to go back to the classics and revisit one of our earliest domesticated species. Cats!
The appropriately titled Instagram account 'Cat Memes For All' shares humorous pictures that perfectly explain the nature of our beloved companions, and you don't have to own one to appreciate them.
Continue scrolling to check out the images, and don't miss the chat we had with British journalist, author, and expert on feline behavior, Celia Haddon.
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#1
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
We are NOT clingy! We absolutely do not lie on our soft can-opener and purr our furry little hearts out. We would never do that, especially not at every single nap ever!
Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago
One of my cats never even bothers hiding it he just walks right at my feet and meows if I’m not in his line of sight and he just flops down onto the floor and looks up at me for pets and if I tell him “come here baby kitty” he just trots over to me and I can pet him for a trillion years
T J R 1 year ago
One of my cats will follow me around, meowing super loud, until I sit down so he can curl up in my lap. He doesn't hide it either.
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Karri Berkowitz 1 year ago
My cats met us at the door when we get home. If they hear the garage door and we take too long they start meowing at the door.
Mason Kronol 1 year ago
Before the ÎPhone FindMy app I knew when my husband was close to home because his little girl would sit in front of the door. little guy just stayed chill. And it wasnt just Hubby coming home from work, it was him coming home from errands or visiting friends, and a half mile away so no way to hear the vehicle.
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The Starsong Princess 1 year ago (edited)
My cat is a stage five clinger and he has no shame. He holds his front legs up and mrrrps at me to pick him up at least ten times a day.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I think dogs are wonderful, marvelous creatures, but they're too much like children who need your attention and approval. Cats are more like equals, content to be in the same room doing their own thing. I respect that.
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Sophia Carnahan 1 year ago
I’ve done this so many times… I have three cats and every time I see them I act like it’s Christmas. I went to my friends house once and she had a cat and I’m pretty sure I hung out with the cat more than her. Oops!😅
Cats are often seen as sneaky, mysterious pets, but if you know what to look for, you can understand their needs and emotions much better. Even in these memes!
"Body language is as important or more than vocal language for cats," Celia Haddon, author of 'Being Your Cat: What's Really Going on in Your Feline's Mind,' told Bored Panda.
"You really want to look at the whole body of your cat to read its signals — ears, tail, fur, back and face. Don't just read one body part of the cat: read every part and put it all together."
#3
TheNewJenBrady 1 year ago
I have a black cat named JiJi. I just told her that you love her and she stared at me and then yawned lol 🖤🖤🖤
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Kipper 1 year ago
In the UK people pay to have a black cat cross their path at their wedding. They are a good luck symbol.
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Ronstantin 1 year ago
I feel for you and hope you can do yourself good and give yourself space to heal.
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LadyManx 1 year ago
Just got my first black cat. He looks like he's right out a Studio Ghibli movie and always looks just the littlest bit surprised. By everything. His gold eyes just glow from his pretty black fur. Came with a feisty long haired little lion sister who is, of course, the leader of this teeny weeny gang that has taken over my house. I'd never given much thought to having a black cat, but I KNEW I was not going to EVER have a Long Haired Cat. OR cats whose mews are so quiet they could be mimes. Yup, that went well.
Strahd Ivarius 1 year ago
Black cats are bad luck! I keep crossing path with one, and over the last weeks I got a raise, a bonus, and a new job position (with a raise later this year). I knew we shouldn't have adopted her when we found that kitten outside our flat.
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Šimon Špaček 1 year ago
Can you purr me a pint? Do you have any cat-tails? I will get a double whiskery. I don't want to stain the bar, may I get a cat-ster?
Valek Fermiga 1 year ago
The look of purr love in that cats eyes is perfect.... ( * Sigh * sorry, I'll see myself out....)
2WheelTravlr 1 year ago
All I can say is if I lived nearby the only thing that would get me to leave this place is closing time.
T J R 1 year ago
Even at closing time, they'd had have to tell me to get out.
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Mason Kronol 1 year ago
Every first big snowstorm our one dingbat thought she wanted to run outside. so we opened the door to let her go. she couldn't even get her face past the threshold before backing up. Her brother was much smarter and never tried it again after the first year.
Michelle my Belle. 1 year ago
I love both dogs and cats, but yeah. My dogs will sleep in and my cats would wake me uuuuup for breakfast. They would not take no for an answer. The dogs will go back to sleep if I ignore them. I generally don't because they do need to go outside for a morning pee, but if that wasn't a factor, they would definitely sleep in with me and there is no freaking way the cats would have.
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I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago
I’m catdoguall, but I think the dogs think they’re cats 😁
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Someone suggested I get a little dog to keep me company. Ha, like I'm dragging my lazy butt outside during inclement weather 3X a day.
According to Haddon, who you can follow on Twitter, ears are one of the easier ways of interpreting these animals. For example, "If the ears are pointing forward, the cat is interested and alert. If the ears are lowered on either side of the head, then your cat is frightened."
"If the ears are swiveled backwards, it is a sign of frustration or anger. If the ears are lowered AND swiveled back, then your cat is both frightened and frustrated/angry."
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Ms.GB 1 year ago
My cat yells at me until I fill her food dish and then walks away without taking a bite...
GlamourGhoul 1 year ago
My daughter is like this too. She also likes to pretend to be a cat…makes sense now
Greenmantle 1 year ago
My cat outside the bedroom door (translated to english) "dad? DaD! DAAAAAD!!! Dad!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!" Me: "What?" Him: "Mwac". Me: "here I was thinking the house was on fire and all you've gkt to say is Hi????"
#7
You stole that from Robocop 1 year ago (edited)
I get shouted at, I know by the tone what he's saying. In fairness, it's either food, garden, strokes or my sister's annoying me please tell her to stop. His sister on the other hand isn't very bright and expects you to guess what she wants.
Mason Kronol 1 year ago
If I could bring my cat back in exchange for my husband I would. Hubby isn't that bad but kitteh so good!
Marcellus II 1 year ago
It's not an either/or situation normally? (Excl. allergies etc)
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago
Something tells me that although it can be fun, this design might not be a good idea
Shelli Aderman 1 year ago
Every time REAL people who live with cats sees this picture, ALL we can think about is trying to find the rogue cat puke to clean up at 3am. No thank you… 🤣
Marcellus II 1 year ago
"It's very lively but less and less feathery as time passes, I notice"
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Deborah B 1 year ago
Cat: Half your socks, any cottonbud/hairtie/makeup brush left within reach, and your carkeys, all now reside in my secret hoard. Enjoy dismantling your bed to look for them.
Marcellus II 1 year ago
I suspect in the end the cat sleeps on the bed and the humans bend into the maze.
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Not even worried about cleaning it (just take the mattress off the top from the looks of it), but who wants their cat zooming around under their bed waking them up all night?
Bewitched One 1 year ago
I was thinking about how it prob isn't very Supportive. It would have to have some kind of flat board or something that goes over top of it so that it is supported throughout I'd think
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precise dwarf bravery 1 year ago
no because i would absolutely climb inside of this thing and then get stuck in there and i’d have to scream for help until someone rescued me😭
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I think it'd be more like the catmatriarch - I think that's a dilute tortoiseshell XD
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"Roughly speaking, if your cat's fur is standing up on its back, its back is arched and its tail is like a bottlebrush, that is a cat which is menacing," the feline behaviorist added. "It is making itself look large."
"If the fur is normal and the cat is crouching with a lowered body, this is usually the opposite – your cat is scared and making itself look small."
Haddon said that protracted (not retracted) claws are also a bad sign because they are ready to scratch.
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WFH Forever 1 year ago
That's because cats have suggestions of cartilage instead of bones in my experience. When I do yoga my cats are probably like "what's wrong with her she is so stiff?!?"
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
My brother's dog does an impression of a farting manatee. On my lap. Even as we speak....
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
If it's the only way Morty's soft can-opener will feed him, he must do it. Why, Audi and I have never been fed in our entire lives!
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Victoria Silvas 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
A 20 lb. foot standing on your bladder REALLY makes you have to pee.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)
I swear our younger cat can target bladders. Or, in my boyfriend's case, the testicles. Preacher ALWAYS manages to launch off of (or land on) the most vulnerable bits of his soft can-openers' anatomies. He's 11 lbs but it FEELS like 50 lbs of force!
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Ms.GB 1 year ago
I had one like that and then one that I literally stays in the same position as I pick them up and move them because they won't get off me when I try to get up.
laura lee 1 year ago
Me too, my nonchalant boy is a ginger named Sam. He is FAR TOO curious and clever and a general mischief maker, but he makes up for it with his outstanding emotional stability.
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the sixthgirl 1 year ago
Me apologizing profusely, suddenly wide awake and attempting to coax cat back on bed, even though one minute before I was sound asleep and oblivious to said cat.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Cats think nothing at all about jumping onto your sleeping body, but don't you dare so much as flinch when its snuggled into you sleeping soundly.
QueenKittyCat 1 year ago
That's how 1 out of my 3 reacts. If I even breathe, she runs for the hills accusing me of rolling over on her. It's been 13 years since I got CoffeeCake. I've never rolled over on her.
Mason Kronol 1 year ago
It's been 3 years and I still sometimes wake up before I roll over to check for cats near my legs and feet. The one loved hugging them.
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Bec 1 year ago
After losing my sweet boys after 15 and 16 years respectively, I've decided to 'ladder' my cat rescues and bring in a new cat every few years so we never without a cat again. Current cats are about 7,6, and 2 years old.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I'm so sorry you lost your boys so close in age :( I lost my old gray girl when she was a month shy of 20, but luckily I'd been disbursed a smol parking-lot void kitten by the Cat Distribution System when my old girl was 18, so I still had my void when my old girl died. I adopted a tux boy when my void was 5; they're turning 8 and 3 in May. I was just at the post office yesterday chatting with one of the workers and I mentioned I had two dogs and two cats. "You want another cat? We have one who needs a home at our temple," she said. XD Yes, I do, but I think my allergic-to-both-cats-and-dogs boyfriend might smite me if I brought another cat home XD But I think laddering is a great idea! I hope you have many years with your current three <3
Load More Replies... WFH Forever 1 year ago
Truth. Stampy, Little Mac, Temmie, Cara, Nova, Kiwi, Remy, and Bob (who just walked in the cat flap one day and stayed)
UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him) 1 year ago
My ex and I had three cats, and she wanted another. I sarcastically said, “We live in a 900 square foot house. That’s 300 square feet per cat, and you’re not allowed more than that.” I didn’t expect her to remember that three years later when we moved into a new house. She said, “So…our new place is 1200 square feet…” We got a fourth cat. Well played.
"The face is more difficult for a human to read, but if teeth are bared that is usually a bad sign in any animal," the cat expert said.
"Hissing and growling are defensive threats and a loud yowl is more of an attacking threat. Purring comes in two forms. The contented purr or the asking-for-something purr, which has a little cry in it. The contented purr, however, can also mean 'please look after me' in some cats — they purr when they are at the vet's and not well."
And while rolling on the ground is generally a sign of affection, be careful because it doesn't mean the cat wants a belly rub. Some might, others don't, Haddon said.
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Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
We know they are sociopaths. Then why do we end up with two or more...🤣
#15
Brian Droste 1 year ago
You are not supposed to wake me at 4 am. I am supposed to wake you up at 4 am.
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Nannychachi 1 year ago
Every day at my house we say, "Oh, my gosh. She is so pretty!" We have a yellow tabby, a tuxedo and a calico.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Finally caught my tux boy in action during one of the rare times I closed the bathroom door XD I have two cats, so I rarely close the door - riots usually ensue if I do! paw-65f289...e59390.jpg 
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
My cat is a gentlecat who escorts me to the bathroom and waits outside the door for me.
The Starsong Princess 1 year ago
Mine sits beside me on the vanity while I pee and gives me head butts. If I take too long, he climbs on my shoulder and demands that I get up and carry him around the house.
Bewitched One 1 year ago
Mine have a fascination with the fact that although I NEVER take the time to bury it, it suddenly disappears with the loud magic spell
Bewitched One 1 year ago
They ALWAYS stand with their front paws on the seat looking in, for way too long, trying to figure it out
Load More Replies... Mason Kronol 1 year ago
Oh you don't want to know what our one cat did to my husband when she followed him. Hint, relearn to sit to pee, those aren't cat toys (maybe I should have stopped putting catnip in his briefs)
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago (edited)
Ours pats you leg in the bathroom. Like "I'm making sure you know everything is OK, don't panic"
Littlemiss 1 year ago
I have 5, 4 follow me to the bathroom. One on the toilet seat, one on top of the shower dome, one in the sink, one in front of the shower begging me to get out and the 5th one sits outside the door guarding it.
"A tail usually hangs loosely if a cat is happily occupied," Haddon explained. "When it goes upright, it is a distance sign that the cat is friendly."
On the other hand, when the tail is lashing, it means the cat is preparing to attack, while a tail that is fluffed up and goes up at the base and then down is the tail of a cat that is angry.
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Ms.GB 1 year ago
This is how I sleep every night except there is another cat on my legs and a dog on my chest. My husband works the night shift and comes home to find me stuck under a pile of animals. God help me if I need to use the restroom in the middle of the night, then I end up with 3 pairs of eyes watching me pee and waiting for me to get back in bed so we can assume our positions.
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Milady Blue 1 year ago
Beautiful wife, beautiful kitty. This fellow knows he has won the lottery.
Blatidae 1 year ago
I'm not sure on the meaning - but guessing named for the Final Fantasy VII character. Good name for a kitty!
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sadmrguna 1 year ago
That's the third time this photo has been used for a post in the last 2 weeks! This version is definitely photoshopped, in the original he doesn't have a blue eye.
Bewitched One 1 year ago
I saw one blue eye first, then no blue eye, then one blue eye again. People are annoying
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
My mom would have understood.
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Sometimes when we see two cats playing, it can be confusing to determine if they're having a good time or not, because, as Celia Haddon pointed out, they play silently without yowling, their claws are retracted, they come back for more after a pause, and they often take turns in chasing or pouncing on each other.
If you want to test your newly acquired "cat-reading" skills, fire up these 50 Cute And Funny Memes That Might Make You Want To Get A Cat.
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Alex Ruddies 1 year ago
When he gets his turn with the braincell I presume...
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Bill Swallow 1 year ago
Just once, I want to see that stated as 'She was a Punk, He did Ballet'.
Jan Bowyer 1 year ago
Okay! She was a punk, he did ballet. Hope this makes you laugh :)
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InfiniteZeek 1 year ago
To the dude or dudette who invented glitter and all its forms; sincerely, f**k you.
2WheelTravlr 1 year ago
Absolutely, positively. Someone needs to figure out time travel then go back in time and just remove that person's bloodline from the face of the earth. Glitter is the devil.
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Sergy Yeltsen 1 year ago
For all those having conniptions about the cat and glitter, this pic has been around for a while, and is what happens when an owner uses a bath bomb, and the cat rolls in the dry (but not-yet-cleaned) bath. It was a Lush bath bomb, and both the owner and Lush have said it's safe for pets and their two-legged can openers.
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Miss Tinker 1 year ago
I have anxiety & depression. I can honestly say that I would not be here without my cats.
Pandarosa 1 year ago
Oh Miss Tinker, same here. I'm so overdue to adopt again that it hurts. Stupid life priorities. I miss my old girl, my sassy funny void.
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David 1 year ago
The last four words surprise me. My cat "ninja poops". I know she uses the litter box because she is the only cat and it gets soiled. On rare occasions I'll see her in the box. But LOUD? Nope. TLDR: Stop feeding your cat Taco Bell / J
Aboredpanda 1 year ago (edited)
😂 only reason we ever know our cat uses the litterbox is because she is an intensely meticulous digger. She digs a hole and then she spends like 5min digging sand over whatever she's done, until she's satisfied no-one will find the evidence. We have to have a litterbox with a lid. It's tossed against the sides. Of course there's then sand ALL over the floor. Every time. -_-'
Load More Replies... I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago
They can exacerbate anxiety if you live paycheck to paycheck. I feed the street cats as they will come in the house to steal as they are hungry. Would love to be able to afford to feed/stérilise/care for them properly, but I can’t 🙄🤷♀️
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Bill Swallow 1 year ago
Hey, Creamy! Are *you* OK? You look a little down. Anything I can do for you?
David Martin 1 year ago
I'm honestly going to print Creamy out to go on my wall, as a reminder I could be doing just a little bit better at life, so Creamy won't be so sad that I didn't do the thing; For this cat, I *can* do the thing, and you can too
Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
CAT: I am just saying I am here if you need a head butt, face licking, leg fluffing, what ever .
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Candid Panda 1 year ago
Hate to ask but if he has to strain like it seems from his face in the last pic, perhaps he needs to get checked by a vet?
Comfortably Numb 1 year ago
It's a photo. His eyes are closed. You're jumping to conclusions
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
One of these boys is actually a girl though XDDD (Well, the calico has a 0.033% chance of being male, to be fair...)
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Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover 1 year ago
Looks like Sandstorm leading the patrol, Firestar on the right, Brambleclaw in the middle left, and Spottedleaf on the left corner. (I'm a WC nerd)
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Laura Williams 1 year ago
The gray tabby looks mean the calico looks like it's ready to go off.
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Annabeth Chase (she/her) 1 year ago
Need a man who looks at me the way this guy looks at that cat
randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago
ragdoll is my grandparents gardern, named it princess and gave it water, she stayed foor 2 hrs
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Ms.GB 1 year ago
I think that cat has been traumatized by owners drunken display of affection
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
This reminds me of my little gigolo. Whenever he returned home, he had the distinct aroma of perfume in his fur. Took a bit of sleuthing, but I finally found out he was two-timing me with the old lady a couple doors down.
Jan Bowyer 1 year ago
No no, this is commonplace, at least at my house (the kissing, not the drunkenness)
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detective miller's hat 1 year ago
2 of mine are like this. I've had the same cat sitter for years and she's never actually seen Ivy or Eleven.
Annabeth Chase (she/her) 1 year ago
Our cat actually left for our three weeks of vacation. After he got back he was super scrawny because he'd only been eating what he'd hunted. The day after we returned he showed up again, ate a whole lot, and got lots of love 💖
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Ty Stratton-Quirk 1 year ago
Himarunnin. Himachasin. Himahuntin. Himaleavinghalfadeadmouseonmypillow.
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Black Cat 1 year ago
Every damn time! Always on the carpet or rug mere inches away from the hardwood floor.
TheElderNom 1 year ago
I honestly prefer the carpet to what my older cat does. Puking wherever she happens to be, bed, sofa, on me or from the highest point in the cat tree all the way down the wall and tree. Thankfully she doesn't do it very often.
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Rosie 1 year ago
My weirdo of a cat has issues, but he's also the only cat I've ever had who runs to the litterbox to puke. Once in a while he doesn't make it, but the effort is much appreciated.
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
On the carpet exactly where my feet hit the floor getting out of bed. Makes sure she does it early enough that it's nice and cold.
The Starsong Princess 1 year ago
My current cat is the best boy. He only pukes on the bathroom floor. Our mother’s old Siamese was staying with my sister. He waited until she came home and purposefully threw up on her bare foot. She kind of deserved it - I told her to put her houseplants away or he’d eat them and puke.
Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
They start hacking in the kitchen and for some reason feel the need to move to the main room. Why I have spot carpet cleaner.
Pan Narrans 1 year ago
Nowadays my office chair is the favorite puking place. On it or from it, both work for her.
Jan Bowyer 1 year ago
Our kitty Tillie, now over the rainbow bridge, did the "run and puke" so we never knew where it would end up
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David 1 year ago
What's the farm boy version of those internet grammar nazis? My inner farm boy is itching to point out that is a Holstein Friesian calf and there is no way it has had any offspring. And yes, I get it is a joke. Perhaps I have not had enough coffee.
randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago
once made a cartoon named moo cat, this is the real life version
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)
"Parking Lot Cat" is a great breed too though! XD
Load More Replies... Pie 1 year ago
I took a friend to get his kitten neutered. Filling out the paperwork he asks me the breed. I laughed. Its a cat. His breed is dumpster. We found him in a bush, screaming, trying to eat a napkin. Eventually I made him put down domestic short hair.
laura lee 1 year ago
All my cats are trash cats or children of a trash cat that walked into my apt all preggers and decided to stay after she walked into my kitchen and cried for food, like she already owned the place.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Soft can-openers are so cruel, starving us like this.
Milady Blue 1 year ago
My cat is a feral who only allowed himself to be tamed a year after choosing me as his catslave. Despite this background, he acts just like every other cat I have ever heard of - "I can see the bottom of my saucer. You are starving me!" I have tried shaking his saucer, to "fill in the blanks" and get the same look every time, "Very funny, hoomin. Now go get me some food!"
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Cats have bad near-sightness, so they rely on hearing and smell when it comes to close up. Since the food smells equally, the cat can't determine if there is little or much food. It smells the same. Therefore, the cat doesn't know Shake the bowl so it's covered, and thus the cat knows something has been done for it's food security.
Blue 1 year ago
This, and they just find it hard to eat round the edges of bowls. I would add to just always use a saucer, or something shallow. And, yeah, just shake it back into the middle for them
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Joyce mann 1 year ago
I now feed my cat using an almost flat saucer, doesn't bother her whiskers
Bewarethere@gmail.com 1 year ago
I don't understand why they do this! Sometimes I feed her extra just 2 her the hell up! 🤨🤨
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René Sauer 1 year ago
I had my cat carrier always sitting around my room. My late cat loved to nap in it.
Jeevesssssss 1 year ago
Yes, mine naps in her carrier and so did my previous cat. Leaving it out and open is definitely worth it!
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Little trick I figured out. Let the cat jump into a smallish box, pick up box, kiss cat's head while cooing, then pop it into the carrier.
gilded panda 1 year ago
Ever seen a cat sit on top of the crate, then look at you like “I have bested you hooman”
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SlothyK8 1 year ago
...until the little jerk crawls under the blankets to bite your toes, then falls off the side of the bed in a spectacular display of derp before finishing off by climbing your bedroom black-out drapes with his claws, pulling the curtain rod brackets completely out of the wall. but he's SOOOO sweet.
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
when I am going through a depressive episode, She curls up with maximum contact and purrs louder than she does for anything else.
precise dwarf bravery 1 year ago
HEY CAT GET OVER HERE YOURE GONNA HELP ME LIVE FOREVER *attacks with cuddles*
Shelli Aderman 1 year ago
*unless the person you’re sleeping next to snores, then it’s all, Dammït! Why didn’t I fall asleep first?! 🤣
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Sorry I read Candied Panda, it's probably time I went to bed
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Some black giirrrrllll 1 year ago
Those are friendship squares. Don't worry. I'm leaving already.
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horseloving panda 1 year ago
My kitten is called Naughty Amelia Jane after the book series... it took the vet tech 5 minutes until he stopped laughing
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Bouche is usually Bouchity-boo and Tyler too. Audi is usually Naughty Audi (although he's finally learning to get along with Bouche and me).
Jessica Bertram 1 year ago
Oh man they have so many names. Our Oliver was Bunny, BunnyButt, Oh-liverous, Olivier, and dumbass
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My parents had SAM before i was born....her name was actually Surface-to-Air Missile.
Kate 1 year ago
Yeah, mine's Eddie. Short for Eddie Izzard because his tuxedo markings include a white "garter" on his back right leg.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I LOVE it XD I have a tux boy whose name is Preacher. He's actually named for the comic book series Preacher, which is pretty violent/satirical/horrifying (it's one of my favorite comic series.) We don't tell people that, though. Bit hard to explain that he's named after a comic about a priest who gets accidentally possessed by the forbidden offspring of a demon and an angel. We just tell them he's named Preacher because his white throat marking looks like a preacher's collar XD
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Bamamom2boys 1 year ago
One of our cats is named Maximillion Kittenpants. My other cat is George.
Mabelbabel 1 year ago
My kids decided on a regal name for the cat, given that cats used to be worshipped. Olden day Kings used to be X the Something, like Charles, the Bold, or Richard the Lion heart. So we've got Sardine the Brave.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Only to the soft can-openers. So, in other words, absolutely not headline-worthy.
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Bewitched One 1 year ago
My jealous a*s Siamese only comes when we tell his sisters name. Can call for him for an hour, won't come. Call sister by name twice, he's already under your feet lol
Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
Someone got there Masters in Cat and their PHD in Catology just by getting their study published (Mr. Whiskers seem upset by being left off the co publishing authorship)
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S. E. in Indiana 1 year ago
She can be anywhere in the house and the minute you open the food container she is sitting there staring at you.
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Yup! Mice throwing a party, house crumbling down, all hell rising up, and no sign of cats anywhere. I sinlently unwrap some sliced ham and suddenly I'm tripping over fur!
Nannychachi 1 year ago
For mine it's turning on the faucet. She has to get in the sink and get a drink every time. Oh, shut up. Like your cats don't get into the sink. Lol
I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago
Funny but not true, they’re the ones that feel first that something is not right, then they tell the dawgs and they tell you!
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Helena 1 year ago
Major pms plus my sister visiting and leaving the door open while taking out the trash. Couldnt find the cat for an hour, she was hiding,but i was bawling for that whole hour.
KariAdoresHerKats 1 year ago
I swear it's the most heart breaking thing when your cats go missing. When it's happened to me i felt like i was going crazy.
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EmBree 1 year ago
Mom's cat slipped out when someone left the door open. She left the door ajar hoping that the cat would come home. Days went by, she did not see the cat, but the cat food disappeared so she assumed that the cat came home to eat. Keeping the hope up she kept filling the bowl thinking she'd get a chance to catch the cat one day. 2 weeks went by, then we came to visit and my kids found a cat under the guest bed. They proudly presented it to my mom and... it was the neighbor's cat. It had moved into my mom's house and was scaring mom's cat from going home. We returned the neighbor cat and mom's cat came home the same night.
MaggieMay85 1 year ago
Glad it wasn’t a raccoon. And happy that she got her cat back
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NapQueen 1 year ago
I've always wanted to find a missing cat, just to experience the true joy of the owners being reunited with their fur baby!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
One time, years ago, I found a stray tuxedo in my front yard. He was super friendly, but he was not one of the "neighborhood" cats. I took him to my vet and had him scanned for a chip. He had a chip, and the vet said they'd try to get into contact with the owner and pass on my phone number to them. I took the tux home and kept him fed and safe. After a few days, the owner called and said that he had been missing for TWO years! She then asked me if I'd "like to keep him". I was so nonplussed and put-off by the question. I was like, uh no? Don't you want your missing kitty back? She seemed not really thrilled that her cat had been found. She eventually came to pick him up, and when she got out of her car, a Papillon dog LEAPED out and ran over to the cat and started licking him happily. Obviously SOMEONE was happy to see the cat again! In hindsight, maybe I should have kept him (as the owner didn't seem to want him back?) but my mom wouldn't have let me have another pet at the time.
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Ty Stratton-Quirk 1 year ago
"She's not lost; we just think everyone should have the chance to see her."
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Piper 1 year ago
My husband who told me he would tolerate my cats, but not let them in our bed, etc. just opened the windows and skipped around the house singing “kitties! I opened the windows for you!” (They sleep in the bed and he makes blanket nests for them.)
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I feel this. My boyfriend never had pets (other than fish, briefly) growing up and didn't really "understand" pet ownership. I came with a dog and a cat as a non-negotiable package deal when we met and started dating. 23 years later, we now have two dogs and two cats. The younger cat loves him. My boyfriend carries him around, talks to him about current events/the news, makes tiny "tasting plates" for the cat out of bits of his own lunch (usually egg white and tiny bits of cat-safe vegetables), and will stand up at his computer desk if the cat is sitting on his computer chair XD Boyfriend loves all the animals, but Young Master Tuxedo Boy is definitely his favorite.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I tell people that of COURSE my four children are adopted; they're two dogs and two cats. I couldn't have birthed those naturally. I'm adopted myself, so I don't see why people make a big huhu that my children are adopted ;)
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Look. I keep my opinions about you and your kids to myself. Don't even think about interfering with my definition of family. Got it?
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Shark Lady 1 year ago
Of course he didn't make the sign, he yelled at the human until they obeyed.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
We approve. You may have a cookie.
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Mark 1 year ago
That's pretty good pay as well for the amount of work needed to make a biscuit
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"Disembodied voice" 1 year ago (edited)
I know we like to joke but cats do mourn, some people do seem to forget that
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
They do, especially if they've formed a bond. Cat haters will never understand, but that's okay. We know the truth.
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David 1 year ago
Not death - but I recently traveled to another country for a month. My cat stayed in my house with (per usual) with an old friend stopping by to feed / clean litter box. Upon my return she was GLUED to me for about a week. I'm used to her waning to sit with me some during the day and such but this was another level. Wherever I was - she was. It's been about 2 1/2 weeks now since I returned and she is sort of back to normal.
Lauren S 1 year ago
My mom told me this story how she traveled abroad for about two weeks when I was 2 years old. Apparently, I had to continually check to make sure she was really there when she returned. I guess my 2 yo brain had mastered object permanence but not the concept of “work trip”. I didn’t understand why she wasn’t there and then I didn’t trust she was going to continue to be there when she came back.
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laura lee 1 year ago
They learn from us, the good and the bad just like human children
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
House full of strays, each with their own emotional baggage for having been neglected, abused, or dumped. It takes a lot of patience, but boy, is it ever worth it.
LuLuBelle 1 year ago
I guarantee my cat Jack is mentally ill. He's afraid of everything, he acts like he was terribly abused and traumatized. I've had him since he was 6 weeks old and can confirm he has never been treated with anything but kindness and respect. He's been this way from day one.
Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
Yeah, I think one of mine gets depression. Sometimes he just won't be interested in dinner. And it's not because he doesn't like the flavor.
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BoredPossum 1 year ago
How dare he destroy the sitting wrinkle every day?! Fortunately the cat fixes it without complaining.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
That's a very patient cat. We would have fired the soft can-opener by now.
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I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago
Sensitive stomach probably comes from eating rodents and most likely lizards.
Patricia Smith 1 year ago
Yes they are. Not every owner is an indoor owner is the long and short of it.
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BoredPossum 1 year ago
Dog person talking to a cat. A real cat person conversation goes: Human: Sup? Cat: Sup? Done
Deborah B 1 year ago
Lie. Boo and I have a lot of discussions about how he's a handsome boy, and he's a spoilt baby, and how he can eat his food by himself, he doesn't need me to sit on the floor with him and handfeed him, because he's a big boy, and it's yummy chicken.
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Shelli Aderman 1 year ago
WOW! I legitimately JUST had this exact same conversation with MY cat!
Shiva Ho 1 year ago
If it was a real cat person, the 🐈 would just be giving orders! & Demanding treats and pets and a reminder to clean up the litter box!
laura lee 1 year ago (edited)
If they were a real cat person, those things would be done long before any demands had to be made
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MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
My kid had a deadpan look until Jr. High. We have a collection of 'Are we done yet?" pictures.
Lauren S 1 year ago
My kid could not smile on command to save his life. His posed face was hilariously awful and we have plenty of those pics. As a baby we would squish his little thigh to make him laugh and every smiling baby pic we have has either me or my husband grabbing our kid’s leg. At 7 now, he can give you a semi neutral semi smile on command, with a lot of effort.
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MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago
The cats start and the guinea pigs follow. It's like a modified cart race.
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laura lee 1 year ago (edited)
Idk cats always come up to me when I'm sad. Even as a child, when I was upset or crying I'd go outside and sit with my head between my knees and then a cat would magically appear to comfort me. A cat I had never seen before. I'm assuming I have a Fairy Cat Mother who sends me cats when I need them.
Insono 1 year ago
That's so sweet! I have my own velcro kitty. When she's not with me but I want her to be, all I have to do is 👀 and she comes running lol
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Shark Lady 1 year ago
I have two friends, one is a dog person, one is a cat person. Guess which one my cats try to sit on.
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Surenu 1 year ago
Well, a lot of callcenter agents don't really help you either and just want to sell you stuff. Not all of them , of course, but too many not to notice.
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David 1 year ago
My cat does this for 10 or 15 minutes after I turn out the light and then moves to the far corner of the bed. I'm pretty sure it is so I won't roll over on her in my sleep. I have experimented with this by lying still and quiet and pretending I was asleep. It's pretty consistent that as soon as I go into slow deep breathing she moves. I have age / aches / health issues so I do change sleeping positions a fair bit.
precise dwarf bravery 1 year ago
or when they get under the sheets and sit on your legs and purr really loud
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SparkDragon 1 year ago
Yes. You jump on the board and skitter around like a lunatic until everyone else's pieces are on the floor. Now you rule the world
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And it involves knocking all of the little pieces off of the table THE berry second you are done setting them up! 🤣
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laura lee 1 year ago
Shut up and take your zyrtec montelukast famotidine and benadryl like the rest of us!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Over time the allergic person may even build up a tolerance to the specific cat, too. Happened with my boyfriend and my gray cat (whom I already had when we met.) He has pretty bad allergies to dog and cat dander, but over the course of a year or so, he lost his allergic reaction to my cat and dog entirely. Now we have two cats and two dogs, and he definitely still has allergies, but rarely has any allergic reactions to any of our animals unless we skip vacuuming for a few days.
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S. E. in Indiana 1 year ago
So, let me get this straight, I just click on all this stuff and Chewy sends it right to my door?
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laura lee 1 year ago (edited)
I got a marbled tabby Boi that does that, just to me though when I don't want him on me
Insono 1 year ago
My orange girlie is absolutely obsessed with me. When she's not with me but I want attention all I have to do is 👀 and she'll come running! 🥰
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Laura Gillette 1 year ago
I think the photo is supposed to be demonstrating "hold me back, I'll fight you!"
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Shark Lady 1 year ago
Get your cats fixed then you don't need to worry about them coming back home with extras.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
With billions of people and cats online, you'd think there would be more original cat photos. Sigh.
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When my phone died, I lost my pictures of Bouche and Audi.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
With billions of people and cats online, you'd think there would be more original cat photos. Sigh.
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